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1 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Colourless Mythic 1∞ Legendary Creature – God-Being-of-Ultimate-Power ∞ ∞ When ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) enters the battlefield you win target life you control 0
2 1001 Nights Colourless Mythic 0{0} Instant All players play one thousand and one subgames of Magic, the player that wins the most subgames gains 1 life, if two or more players are tied for the most subgames won, nothing happens instead 0
3 123456789 Colourless Rare 3456792{1}{2}{3}{4}{5}{6}{7}{8}{9} Creature – Embodiement 123456789 123456789 When 123456789 enters the battlefield, choose one, two or three:
-Target player gains 12346789 life
-123456789 deals 12346789 damage to each creature and planeswalker
-123456789 deals 12346789 damage to target player 		2 1508847098 on 24 Oct 2017 by Vitenka
4 1250 cards Colourless None 0 0
5 1269 cardz Colourless None 0 0
6 1500 cards! Colourless None 0 we did it we stopped racism 0
7 2323 is a cool # Colourless None 0 0
8 2777th card ever Colourless None 0 0
9 3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION! Colourless Common 0 Legendary Instant Create a cake token 0
10 4K doesnt make a bad thing good Colourless Common 0 Accept that graphics aren't the only factor to whether something is quality 1 1512938468 on 10 Dec 2017 by Froggychum
11 500th common! Colourless None 0 0
12 9/11 Colourless None 0 0
13 900!!! Colourless None 900{9}{0}{0} 900 900 – 900 900 900 900 0
14 Adults Only! Colourless Rare 0{x}{x}{x} Sorcery Exile each player that is less than 18 years old 0
15 Antilandwalk Colourless Rare 3{3} Enchantment Lands you control are artifacts instead. They still have all mana abilities and follow other land rules (but cannot be targeted) 0
16 Brevver's Hassif Colourless Rare 9{9} Legendary Creature – Hassif 9 9 0
17 CARD 1200!!! Colourless None 0 0
18 CARD100!!! Colourless Mythic 100{100} Legendary Creature – God-Being-of-Ultimate-Power 100 100 When CARD100!!! enters the battlefield target opponent loses 100 life and you gain 100 life 0
19 CARD1000 Colourless None 0 THIS IS TRUE POWER 0
20 CYA Colourless Mythic 2{c}{y}A CYA – CYA CYA CYA {c}{y}{a} 0
21 Cancerous Magic Player Colourless Common 6{6} Creature – Human Child 1 1 When Cancerous Magic Player enters the battlefield, choose one:
– For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Rabiah block.
– For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Mercadia block.
– Crease target card an opponent owns.
– Unsleeve all cards in target opponent's deck
– The next blue spell you cast this turn costs {0} instead 		0
22 Censoring Colourless Rare 6{6} Enchantment Gotcha – Whenever an opponent swears, choose one:
-Deal 3 damage to that player
-Draw a card 		0
23 Combinosis Colourless Rare 0{0} Enchantment Creatures get +X/+X where X is the number of creatures combined with them
{1}: Combine target creature with another target creature, any player may activate this ability 		0
24 Comment dump Colourless Common 0 30 1508716620 on 22 Oct 2017 by Froggychum
25 Cosmic Egg (Cosmic Overlord) Colourless Mythic 2 {2} Legendary Creature – Egg
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Legendary Creature – Alien God		 0
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20		 2
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20		 Protection from everything
{2}: Put an Ascension counter on Cosmic Egg. Then, if it has six or more Ascension counters on it, transform it.
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Protection from everything
If Cosmic Overlord would leave the battlefield, put it onto the battlefield instead. 		0
26 Discount Colourless Uncommon 2{2} Enchantment Reveal Discount from your hand: Discount's abilities become active
Spells and abilities you control cost {2} less to cast and activate 		0
27 Dragonballer Colourless Common 0Z Creature – Anime-Protagonist You may have any number of cards named Dragonballer in your deck
{t}: Combine Dragonballer with another card named Dragonballer, put a Fusion counter on Dragonballer
When there are 9001 or more Fusion counters on Dragonballer you win the game and all opponents binge watch each episode of target Anime 		0
28 Enchanted Mythril Burger Colourless Mythic 5{5} Sorcery You gain 10 life. If {w}{u}{b}{r}{g} was spent to cast Enchanted Mythril Burger, you gain 30 life instead. 0
29 Error 404: Magic Card not Found Colourless Common 404{4}{0}{4} Instant Exile target artifact, colorless, Robot, Internetian, Spam or Troll permanent 0
30 Five-Color Activator #2 Colourless Rare 6{6} Creature – Golem 4 4 {1}{w}: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token with First Strike.
{1}{u}: Create a 1/1 blue Spirit creature token with Flying.
{1}{b}: Create a 1/1 black Snake creature token with Deathtouch.
{1}{r}: Create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token with Haste.
{1}{g}: Create a 1/1 green Frog creature token with Hexproof. 		10 1592526746 on 19 Jun 2020 by Froggychum
31 Foreverspell (Fixed?) Colourless Mythic 3{3} Instant As an additional cost to cast Foreverspell (Fixed?), choose a spell you own from inside or outside the game. Foreverspell (Fixed?) has all the effects of the chosen spell.
Epic (For the rest of the game, you can't cast spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability.) 		1 1560265873 on 11 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
32 Froggychum's Total Card Count Colourless None 0 5062 14 1534862794 on 21 Aug 2018 by Ivokyuftaf6666
33 Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod Colourless Uncommon 3{e}{e}{e} Instant Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod is red
All your Fatsos get +3/+0 and lose Defender until end of turn
When Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod resolves, put it at the bottom of it's owner 		0
34 Gravity Colourless Mythic 5{5} Enchantment – Force Creatures cannot be moved up unless their controllers pay {2} for each centimeter they are being moved 0
35 How can shit be random? Colourless None 0 0
36 Humanize Colourless Common 1{1} Sorcery Target creature becomes a Human in addition to it's other types. 3 1589136502 on 10 May 2020 by Froggychum
37 I swear i have acceptable mental health Colourless None 0 1 1512940076 on 10 Dec 2017 by Froggychum
38 In a Jar Colourless Common 2{1}{c} Suffix Suffixed creature is an Artifact in addition to it's other types and gains Storage 1 0
39 Inactivity Colourless Uncommon 0{0} Enchantment – Urge {4}: Put an idea counter on Inactivity, activate this ability only once per turn
{t}: Exile Inactivity, then draw a card for each Idea counter exiled this way 		3 1511814738 on 27 Nov 2017 by Froggychum
40 Inventory Colourless Rare 0{x}{x} Enchantment Creatures with more than X attached Equipemnts cannot attack or block and lose all abilities 0
41 Is this set bannable? Colourless None 0 0
42 Kayception Colourless Uncommon 1K Enchantment K may be payed with {1}, then copying target spell or ability
{t}: Put a Kay counter on Kayception
{w}{w}{w}, Remove three Kay counters from Kayception: Destroy all Black creatures, then return them to the battlefield, they are Zombie Slaves in addition to their other types
If Kayception has more than three Kay counters on it, you lose the game 		0
43 Let it Go! Colourless Uncommon 1{s} Instant – Urge As an additional cost to cast Let it Go!, tap target Snow Queen creature you control
Choose one:
-Target player discards a card
-Counter target spell 		0
44 Lukarme Kelizok Gomalu Colourless Mythic 33{3}{3} Legendary Creature – Eldrazi Triplet 35 35 Indestructible, Menace, Flying, Trample, Protection from Instants, Sorceries, and cards with Flash
When you cast Lukarme Kelizok Gomalu exile six target permanents, if you have less than twenty-one cards in your hand draw cards equal to the distance, you gain control of target player on their next three turns
Whenever Lukarme Kelizok Gomalu attacks, defending player exiles top fifty-nine cards of their library
Discard three cards with converted mana cost X: Counter three target spells with converted mana cost X
Lukarme Kelizok Gomalu costs {3} less for each card type among cards in your graveyard 		0
45 MTG + Bulk Barn = Illuminati Colourless Rare 6{6} Instant – Government Conspiracy All your nonplayable bulk becomes playable until end of turn 0
46 Main Page Squeeze Colourless None 0 1 1529701951 on 22 Jun 2018 by Froggychum
47 Mech of The Mechanics Colourless Rare 6{6} Creature – Robot 6 6 Mech of The Mechanics gains every evergreen ability on http://www.magicmultiverse.net 0
48 Melogg of the Golmicaar Colourless Rare 13{13} Legendary Creature – Demon Golem Advisor Lord 13 13 Other non-Advisor Golems get -13/-13
Whenever another Golem dies, create five Gold tokens 		0
49 New Year Colourless Rare 365{3}{6}{5} Instant Player's stop playing the current game of Magic and continue at the beginning of the next year's upkeep 0
50 New Year of Cards Colourless Common 365{3}{6}{5} 0
51 No Colourless Common 0{0} Instant Counter target spell that would win opponent the game
You may play No from your graveyard, library, hand, or exile 		0
52 Noneja Colourless None 0{0} – Ninja 0 0 Noneja has no abilities 0
53 OP Colourless Common 0{0} Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "{t}: You win the game" 		0
54 Omnitog Colourless Mythic 6{6} Creature – Atog 4 4 {2}, Sacrifice a permanent: Omnitog gets +1/+1 this turn. If that permanent was white, put a lifelink counter on Omnitog; the same is true for blue and flying, for black and deathtouch, for red and haste, and for green and trample. 2 1599306575 on 05 Sep 2020 by Vitenka
55 On A Stick Colourless Common 2{2} Suffix Suffixed permanent is a food equipment in addition to it's other types and gains Equip Fatso {2}
Sacrifice Suffixed permanent: put two +0/+1 counters on Equipped Fatso, activate this ability only if Suffixed permanent is equipped to a Fatso 		0
56 Patient #119870 Colourless Uncommon 2{c}{c} Legendary Creature – ??? 2 2 {w}: We
{u}: Can
{b}: Save
{r}: Your
{g}: Soul 		1 1592526551 on 19 Jun 2020 by Froggychum
57 Pc ded'd and mobile sux so i cant post 😢😭😢😭😭😭 Colourless None 0 0
58 Piglet without a Genetic Code Colourless Mythic 1{?} Creature – Unspeakable Boar (What should {?} be payed with?)
{t}, Sacrifice Piglet without a Genetic Code. Then do it again six hundred sixty six times: Create a GMOPork token. 		1 1512939994 on 10 Dec 2017 by Froggychum
59 Pixel Ouphe Colourless Common 2{1}{c} Creature – Ouphe Internetian 0 5 Defender
Whenever Pixel Ouphe is dealt combat damage, you may put a +1/+1 counter on it (it must survive the damage for the counter to be placed on it) 		1 1550701228 on 20 Feb 2019 by Froggychum
60 Polar Bear Colourless Common 2{1}{s} Creature – Polarbear 2 2 0
61 Rarity curve is hard Colourless Common 0 0
62 Rarityless 32 Colourless None 0 0
63 Recharge Colourless Uncommon 4{4} Enchantment – Aura Curse Enchant player
At the beginning of your upkeep, you get {e}.
Creatures you control cannot attack.
Deathprice (Any player may destroy Recharge at any time by paying {x}, where X is Recharge's converted mana cost.) 		0
64 Rhetoricality Colourless Uncommon 2{?}{?} Enchantment (What should {?} be payed with?)
Whenever a player asks a rhetorical question, you may pay {1}. If you do, you gain 1 life. 		0
65 Rule 63 Colourless Common 63{6}{3} Creature – Embodiement 6 3 Males are females and lose male type and females are males and lose female type 0
66 SEVEN HUNDRED CARDS Colourless None 0 I am two thirds of the way to being the largest Viewable set! You better watch out boiss 0
67 SPIDERS ON MY WALL LIKE THEY PAY RENT??? Colourless None 0 0
68 Simplicity Colourless Mythic 4{4} Enchantment Players may only cast sorceries and creatures with converted mana cost 1 or less, and only one spell per turn.
Creatures have no abilities and have base power and toughness 1/1
Players cannot gain life. 		2 1555090769 on 12 Apr 2019 by Vitenka
69 Spaghetti Monster Colourless Rare 11{11} Legendary Creature – Eldrazi God 11 11 Eldrazi creatures have base power and toughness of 11/11 0
70 Statically Triggered Activist Colourless Common 5{2}{s}{s}{s} Basic Creature – Evil 5 1 Protection from everything
Whenever a white Male enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on it
{e}{e}{e}{t}: Put a poison counter on target TVShow 		0
71 Tardigrade Colourless Common 0{0} Creature – Germ 0 1 Protection from everything 0
72 Tetherball Effect Colourless Uncommon 2{2} Enchantment – Force Whenever a spell that targets an opponent resolves, Tetherball Effect creates a copy of it, that targets it's caster 0
73 That Guy who Knows Every Card Colourless Rare 1😨 Creature – Nerd Lord 69 69 When That Guy who Knows Every Card enters the battlefield, other Nerds become astonished until end of turn 0
74 The First Creation Colourless Uncommon 1{x}{c} Legendary Creature – Germ 0 2 The First Creation enters the battlefield with -X Age counters on it.
Protection from things with more Age counters and all players.
{2}: Exile The First Creation and create two Carbon Copies of it (Carbon Copies have the same auras, equipments, counters, levels, etc). 		1 1560950182 on 19 Jun 2019 by Vitenka
75 The MRS Colourless Common 0{x} Legendary Basic Running Gag Cardset – God Being of Ultimate Power X X X is equal to the number of cards in this cardset
When The MRS enters the battlefield, for the remainder of the universe, players who make cards lose 2 life. 		0
76 This set is cancer Colourless None 0 0
77 Tweet Colourless Common 0{0} Instant As an additional cost to cast Tweet, pay {w}, {u}, {r} or {b}
Create a 1/1 blue Twitterbyrd creature token with Flying and "{3}, Tweet: Draw a card" 		0
78 Undertale Roleplay anybody? Colourless None 0 0
79 Ungtaz the Anti-Gtaz Colourless Mythic 9{9} Legendary Creature – Gtaznt Bane 9 9 {t}: Remove all {u} and {r} from each player
Ungtaz the Anti-Gtaz is the Bane of Gtazs 		0
80 Unnecessarily Radical Leftists Colourless Common 1{s} Basic Creature – Evil 0 0 Unnecessarily Radical Leftists gets +1/+0 for each totally unique creature we share
Whenever a non-nice creature enters the cuddlefield, return me to Mommy's tummy and put a Victim counter on me 		0
81 Useless Omnipotence Colourless Mythic 0{0} Instant Cast Useless Omnipotence only if one or more opponents controls a Wood Elemental or Chimney Imp. This cost cannot be ignored.
You win the game. 		0
82 Weirdo Colourless Uncommon 1{?} Creature – Weird 1 1 (What should {?} be payed with?)
When Weirdo enters the battlefield, non-Weird creatures become pacified until end of turn (pacified creatures cannot attack or block and lose all abilities) 		0
83 Winter Piyf Colourless Common 2{s}{s} Creature – Piyf 2 2 {s}: +1/+1 until end of turn
{t}: Add {s}{s}{s}{s} to spend only on Snow things 		0
84 World of Warcraft Colourless None 0 Plane {chaos} ahh go crazy ahh go stupid 0
85 Yes Colourless Common 0{0} Instant Target spell resolves 0
86 You are a good person Colourless Common 0{0} Instant You lose the game 3 1509208934 on 28 Oct 2017 by Froggychum
87 You better damn read these cards Colourless Common 0 0
88 card 1234!!! Colourless None 0 0
89 common 500 again i guess hecc Colourless Common 0 0
90 eight hundred boisssssssss Colourless None 0 -_- 1 1514517528 on 29 Dec 2017 by Froggychum
91 it is ready... Colourless None 0 2 1534954231 on 22 Aug 2018 by Froggychum
92 it took me 2 months to make 5 cards also comment test and btw this set is ~38% of my total card count Colourless None 0 3 1544984182 on 16 Dec 2018 by Froggychum
93 leave a post on this card Colourless None 0 0
94 missed card #1300. well its 1301 now. heckin heck Colourless None 0 0
95 missed my one year anniversary ): Colourless None 0 1 1536710983 on 12 Sep 2018 by Froggychum
96 my 2600th karddgh Colourless None 0 0
97 nothing Colourless None 0 0
98 order has been removed praise your new god chaos Colourless None 0 1 1534030586 on 11 Aug 2018 by Froggychum
99 ruined the color pie Colourless None 0 1 1546783011 on 06 Jan 2019 by Froggychum
100 s i x h u n d r e d c a r d s Colourless Mythic 600{6}{0}{0} Legendary 600 – 600 omg 0
101 the canon gap Colourless None 0 joins
1 month later – +10 sets
10 months – +1 set 		0
102 the thousandfold and one refraction of pooplandica Colourless None 0 it happened today 0
103 we missed 1100 cards fam Colourless None 0 shame on me 0
104 welcome wurms Colourless None 0 0
105 what do you think of shiftrrs? should i make a misc set outta it? Colourless None 0 1 1556629542 on 30 Apr 2019 by Froggychum
106 $ White Mythic 4{3}{w} Artifact {2}{w}{w}, {t}, Sacrifice $: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control for each artifact you control. You gain that much life. 1 1572726770 on 02 Nov 2019 by Froggychum
107 A La Mode White Common 2{w}{w} Suffix Suffixed permanent is a white Food in addition to it's other colors and types. It has "{t}, Sacrifice this permanent: You gain 1 life, you gain 2 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn" 0
108 Aang the Last Airbender White Rare 0 Legendary Creature – Anime-Protagonist Avatar Monk Child Lord 3 2 (Aang the Last Airbender transforms from Caillou)
Flying
{u}{u}, tap another untapped Elemental or Human you control: You may put a TVShow spell from your hand onto the battlefield.
Whenever Aang the Last Airbender has six or more Age counters on it, transform it.
(Aang the Last Airbender transforms into One Punch Man) 		0
109 Abraham Lincoln White Rare 4{2}{w}{w} Legendary Creature – President 2 3 When Abraham Lincoln enters the battlefield, all Slaves become Humans and lose the Slave type for the remainder of the game 2 1530465930 on 01 Jul 2018 by Vitenka
110 Ageism White Uncommon 3{1}{w}{w} Enchantment When Ageism enters the battlefield, choose a number
{w}: Target creature with a number of age counters on it not equal to the chosen number gets -X/-X until end of turn where X is the difference between their age counters and the chosen number 		0
111 Ageus Wizern White Mythic 3{1}{w}{w} Legendary Planeswalker – Ageus 7 Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, put a loyalty counter on Ageus
-X: Distribute X +1/+1 counters among creatures you control
-3: Creatures you control have Vigilance and Lifelink until end of turn. 		0
112 Air Elemelon White Common 2{w}{w} Artifact Creature – Food Elemental 1 1 Flying
{t}: Another target creature with converted mana cost 3 or less gains Flying until end of turn 		0
113 Amooza! White Common 2{1}{w}{y} Artifact – Food {t}, Sacrifice Amooza!, Say "Amooza!!" as loud as you can: You gain 5 life 1 1509205114 on 28 Oct 2017 by Froggychum
114 Another Day // Another Dollar White Uncommon 3 {2}{w} // {1}{w} Sorcery // Instant All players stop playing the game, and continue tomorrow at the same time (this card may not be cast at a time when the same time tomorrow would be on a different day, or different time) // When you cast, choose one:
-It has Strive, Pay half a white mana
-It has Storm
Target opponent gives you $1.00 CAD 		0
115 Archbishop's Endgame White Mythic 3{w}{w}{w} Instant Epic (For the rest of the game, you can't cast spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability.)
Put a +1/+1 counter and a Vigilance counter on each creature you control. You gain 7 life. 		4 1560212322 on 11 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
116 Audible Skysheep White Rare 6{4}{w}{w} Creature – Skysheep 6 6 {t}: Create a number of Sound Cloud tokens equal to your life total 0
117 Avacodaang, the last Airelemelon White Rare 2{w}{w} Legendary Artifact Creature – Food Anime-Protagonist Avatar Monk Child Lord * * Flying
Avacodaang, the last Airelemelon's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Food permanents you control. 		0
118 Avatar of Security White Rare 6{4}{w}{w} Creature – Avatar * * When Avatar of Security enters the battlefield, it's power becomes equal to any amount of your life total, and it's toughness equal to the rest. You may pay {2} at any time to redistribute these values.
Vigilance, Trample and cannot be dealt noncombat damage and can block and be blocked by any number of creatures.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 3 life. 		0
119 Aver Hassif White Uncommon 3{w}{w}{w} Creature – Hassif 3 4 Vigilance 2 1531085881 on 08 Jul 2018 by Vitenka
120 Bah-Roken Astral Drift White Rare 1{w} Enchantment Whenever you cycle a card, choose one or both:
– Exile target permanent
– Cast that card without paying it's mana cost 		0
121 Ballerina White Common 3{2}{w} Creature – Fairy Child Dancer 1 3 Ballerina is Pink
{t}: Move Ballerina up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life. 		0
122 Banana Split Ice Cream Sundae White Uncommon 4{2}{w}{w}{y}{y} Artifact – Delectable Sacrifice Banana Split Ice Cream Sundae: Gain 4 life for each white or yellow food you have sacrificed this game, then gain 10 life 0
123 Banishment White Common 1{w} Instant Exile target creature 0
124 Bedtime White Common 2{w}{w} Enchantment Cast Bedtime only if the sun is setting

{0}: Create a Dream token, activate this ability only if you are sleeping, and only if it has been 15 minutes since last being activated

When the sun rises, sacrifice Bedtime 		1 1512697388 on 08 Dec 2017 by Froggychum
125 Bee Syrup White Common 0{y} Artifact – Delectable Sacrifice Bee Syrup, Say "Honey", then gain 2 life 0
126 Beggar (Bagger) White Common 1 {w} Creature – Human Citizen
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Creature – Human Worker		 1
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1		 1
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2		 {t}: Pacify an untapped creature an opponent controls unless they pay {2}. When they do, create a Treasure token.
{3}, {t}: Transform Beggar
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At the beginning of each turn, put a -1/-1 counter on Bagger and untap it.
{t}: Store target artifact Food onto another artifact with Storage and a higher converted mana cost.
At the end of each turn, add {w}{w}. 		1 1550063545 on 13 Feb 2019 by Froggychum
127 Belief in Flight White Common 1{w} Enchantment – Aura Enchant Child
Enchanted Child has flying 		0
128 Boi White Common 1{w} Creature – Human Idiot Child Swaglord 1 1 0
129 Boodis Temple White Rare 5{3}{w}{w} Legendary Artifact Tap target nontoken Monk you control: Create a 1/1 white Monk creature token.
Tap five untapped nontoken Monks you control: You gain 1 life for each Plains you control. 		0
130 Boon of Fortune White Uncommon 2{1}{w} Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature
When Boon of Fortune enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and gains Lifelink. 		1 1587828826 on 25 Apr 2020 by Froggychum
131 Boon of the Clerical White Common 2{1}{w} Sorcery If you start with Boon of the Clerical in your opening hand, you may exile it. Your starting life total becomes equal to your starting life total plus 10.
You gain 5 life. 		0
132 Bork White Common 1{w} Instant Target creature has +1/+0 until end of turn 0
133 Branding of the Sheep White Common 2{1}{w} Tribal Enchantment – Sheep Aura Equipped creature is a Sheep and gets +0/+X where X is the number of Sheep you control. 2 1549296993 on 04 Feb 2019 by Vitenka
134 Caillou White Rare 2{1}{w} Legendary Creature – Human Baby Child 2 2 {b}, {t}: Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.).
Whenever Caillou has three or more age counters on it, transform it.
(Caillou transforms into Aang the Last Airbender) 		0
135 Captain America White Rare 3{1}{w}{w} Legendary Creature – Superhuman Hero Elder Soldier 3 3 Captain America is Jeskai
Vigilance
Whenever Captain America blocks a creature, gain 1 life for each other Human you control
{t}: Other Humans you control get +1/+1 until end of turn 		0
136 Chef Royale White Rare 6{4}{w}{w} Enchantment Creatures are Chefs in addition to their other types and gain Royal and Cook Buffetdish – {1}. 0
137 Codename: Baseball White Uncommon 3{1}{w}{w} Creature – Human Rogue 2 3 Vigilance, Plainswalk
{2}, {t}: Exile target artifact spell 		0
138 Cuddle White Common 1{w} Instant Cuddle with your opponent, if you both feel pleasure, you both win the game 0
139 Derp White Common 1{w} Creature – Idiot 1 1 0
140 Domo Dojo White Rare 6{5}{w} Artifact – Structure Domo Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +2/+2 and gain First Strike. 		0
141 Dove White Common 1{w} Creature – Bird 0 1 Flying

{w}{t}: Breed two Humans, then gain 1 life 		0
142 Druclarep White Uncommon 3{1}{w}{w} Legendary Creature – Druclarep 1 3 Vigilance 0
143 Dudeism White Common 2{1}{w} Enchantment – Aura Enchant Human
Enchanted Human gains "{w}{w}: Take a puff, if you don't cough, create a 1/1 white Dude creature token" 		0
144 Dullify White Common 1{w} Instant Target creature is Dull until end of turn 0
145 Dust White Common 1{w} Artifact – Junk 0
146 EMBKnight White Rare 2{1}{w} Creature – Knight 2 2 First Strike
When EMBKnight enters the battlefield, you may pay {3}{w}{w}. If you do, you gain 10 life. 		0
147 Egg Whites White Common 2{w}{w} Artifact Creature – Food Egg Tap a white creature you control, Sacrifice Egg Whites: Gain half of a life 0
148 Endoctrinate White Common 2{1}{w} Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature
Enchanted creature becomes white, loses all other colors, cannot become other colors and cannot lose the color white 		0
149 Feed White Common 2{w}{w} Instant Target creature loses Hungry 0
150 Fieldburn White Rare 3{1}{w}{w} Enchantment At the beginning of each of your opponent's upkeeps, if they control more basic lands than you, you gain life equal to the difference. 0
151 Finishing Move #1: Power of the Gods Harnessed by the Light's Champion White Mythic 2{w}{w} Sorcery – Finisher You gain life equal to the number of creatures you control. Then, each opponent with less life than you loses the game.

You lose the game at the end of this turn. 		1 1588462249 on 02 May 2020 by Froggychum
152 Flamingo White Common 2{r}{w} Creature – Bird 1 1 Flamingo is pink
Flying 		0
153 Flatog White Uncommon 2{1}{w} Creature – Atog 1 2 Lifelink
Sacrifice a Plains: +0/+1 and Vigilance until end of turn 		0
154 Flu Shot White Uncommon 3{2}{w} Instant Remove all Infect counters from target player 0
155 Fluke White Common 1{w} Instant Target creature loses Bad Defender until end of turn 0
156 French Vanilla Guy White Common 2{1}{w} Creature – Human 2 3 First Strike 0
157 Gabe The Dog White Mythic 1{w} Legendary Creature – Hound Angel 1 1 {t}: Bork 0
158 Garfield, Comic Cat White Rare 3{1}{w}{w} Legendary Artifact Creature – Cat Construct 3 3 {t}: Create a Buffetdish token 0
159 Get off my Lawn! White Uncommon 2{1}{w} Tribal Sorcery – Elder Urge Remove all Children inhabiting Lands you control. 0
160 Gift of Fortune White Common 1{w} Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature
When Gift of Fortune enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Lifelink 		0
161 Gnight White Common 2{1}{w} Artifact Creature – Gnome Knight 3 3 Vigilance

Cast Gnight only if it's Nighttime 		0
162 Gnome Home White Common 4{3}{w} Artifact – Structure Gnome Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1.
{1}{u/g}, {t}: Create a 0/2 Gnome creature token with Defender and Hexproof. 		0
163 Godspeed White Uncommon 3{1}{w}{w} Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is a white Angel in addition to it's other colors and types and gains Super Haste 		0
164 Goodies White Common 2{w}{w} Artifact – Delectable Sacrifice Goodies: gain 2 life, instead gain 3 life if you have eaten sugar this turn 0
165 Heal Potion White Common 2{w}{w} Artifact – Food {t}, Sacrifice Heal Potion: Target creature you control's toughness becomes X, where X is that creature's base toughness 0
166 Holy Symbol White Common 2{w}{w} Enchantment Artifact {2}, {t}: Destroy target nonwhite creature 0
167 Holy Trinity White Rare 6{3}{w}{w}{w} Legendary Sorcery Create a Legendary 1/2 white Human Cleric creature token named Jeebus Krystofski with "{w}, {t}: Heal target creature", a Legendary 1/3 white Spirit creature token named The Holy Spirit with Flying, Vigilance and Lifelink, and a Legendary 8/8 white God creature token named God Almighty with Indestructible and "{2}{w}{w}, {t}: Destroy all other creatures" 0
168 Holy Water White Common 2{w}{w} Artifact {t}: Destroy target black creature 0
169 Home Makeover White Uncommon 2{w}{w} Sorcery Transform target Structure 0
170 Hopeful Dream White Common 2{1}{w} Sorcery As an additional cost to cast Hopeful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
You gain 3 life and untap target creature you control with converted mana cost 3 or less 		0
171 Hydras' Bane White Rare 5{3}{w}{w} Creature – Human Hero 1 4 When Hydras' Bane enters the battlefield, destroy all Hydras.
{1}{w}{t}: Remove all +1/+1 counters from target creature 		0
172 I, Ajan White Uncommon 3{2}{w} Instant – Self-Realization Cast I, Ajan only if you control an Ajani planeswalker.
Ajani planeswalkers become 2/2 Cat creatures with Lifelink for the remainder of the game. They are still planeswalkers. 		0
173 Idiotproof White Common 2{w}{w} Enchantment – Aura Enchanted Artifact or Land has Idiotproof (Permanents with Idiotproof have protection from Idiots) 0
174 Illuminate the Soul White Common 1{w} Instant Destroy target black permanent or counter target black spell. 2 1549896471 on 11 Feb 2019 by Vitenka
175 Illuminate the Soul (redone srsly) White Uncommon 3{2}{w} Sorcery Exile target creature that entered the battlefield this turn. If a black creature was exiled this way, it's controller cannot cast spells during your next turn. 7 1550066924 on 13 Feb 2019 by Vitenka
176 JK Rowling White Mythic 5{3}{w}{w} Legendary Creature – Human Author 3 3 Whenever you tell a joke you may say "Just kidding" if you do, create a Book token 0
177 Joyous Pun White Common 1{w} Instant Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.) 0
178 Jury Duty White Common 3{3} Enchantment – Aura Enchant white or blue creature

Enchanted creature leaves the battlefield, and enters the Jury Bench

Whenever a black spell resolves, player's may vote to give the spell's controller a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem, then remove all creatures from the Jury Bench 		0
179 Just A Prison White Rare 1{w} Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature
Enchanted creature cannot attack, block or have it's activated or triggered abilities activated or triggered. 		0
180 Kek White Common 1{w} Instant – Urge Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.)
Create a Spam token. 		0
181 Knight of the Fort White Common 3{2}{w} Creature – Knight 3 2 Defender 0
182 Language Teacher White Rare 3{1}{w}{w} Creature – Human Teacher 1 1 Tap X untapped Students you control: You may change up to X target words 0
183 Lionkeeper White Rare 3{2}{w} Creature – Human Scout 2 2 Multikicker – {w}
When Lionkeeper enters the battlefield, create a 2/1 white Cat creature token for each time it was kicked. 		0
184 Little Spoon // Big Spoon White Uncommon 2 {1}{w} // {3}{w} Enchantment // Enchantment At the beginning of your upkeep target player kisses you, they may pay {2} to counter that ability // At the beginning of your upkeep you kiss target player, they may pay {3} to counter that ability, and slap you 0
185 Lord of the Selfless White Rare 7{5}{w}{w} Legendary Creature – Angel Lord 0 7 Lord of the Selfless's power cannot be greater than 0.
You cannot cast spells.
Opponents spells cost {x} less to cast, where X is Lord of the Selfless's toughness.
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, they may gain 7 life.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a Purity counter on Lord of the Selfless.
Creatures you don't control get +X/+X where X is Lord of the Selfless's toughness.
{t}, remove any number of Purity counters from Lord of the Selfless: For each counter removed this way, put three +0/+1 counters on Lord of the Selfless.
Pay 1 life: Target opponent gains 1 life. At the beginning of each end step, if you didn't activate this ability this turn, sacrifice Lord of the Selfless.
When Lord of the Selfless dies, you lose the game. 		2 1513288973 on 14 Dec 2017 by Froggychum
186 Love Dove White Common 2{1}{w} Creature – Bird 2 2 Flying, Lifelink 1 1560954042 on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
187 Lovely Dirb White Uncommon 1{w} Creature – Dirb 0 1 Flying
Bonk: Two permanents reproduce 		0
188 Loyal Sycophant White Common 1{w} Creature – Human 1 1 When Loyal Sycophant enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each creature you control with converted mana cost 1 or lses 0
189 Luminous Aetherborn White Common 2{1}{w} Creature – Aetherborn 2 2 When Luminous Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life. 1 1548083843 on 21 Jan 2019 by Froggychum
190 Mad Nomad White Common 3{2}{w} Creature – Nomad 2 2 {2}{r}: Ping any target 0
191 Mass Orgy White Mythic 15{12}{w}{w}{w} Sorcery Populate fifteen times 0
192 Mentorality White Rare 5{4}{w} Instant Cast Mentorality only if you know something target opponent doesn't know

Teach the thing to that same target opponent, if they understand gain 20 life 		0
193 Meow White Common 1{w} Instant As an additional cost to cast Meow, tap a Cat you control

Target opponent gives you a card, return it at the end of the match 		0
194 Merci White Common 1{w} Instant You gain 1 life. Then, repeat this process twice. 1 1561580917 on 26 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
195 Minister of Silly Walks White Mythic 5{3}{w}{w} Legendary Silly Creature – Lord 5 5 {t}: Until end of turn, Silly creatures you control gain Landwalk. 0
196 Miracle White Common 2{1}{w} Instant Gain 5 life

Miracle {0} 		0
197 Miracle Worker White Uncommon 3{2}{w} Creature – Human Cleric Worker 1 1 {2}{w}{t}: Gain 1 life for each creature you control 0
198 Money Monkey Monk White Uncommon 7{5}{w}{w} Creature – Ape Monk Swaglord 1 1 {t}: Target opponent gives you $125.00 CAD
Whenever an opponent refuses or is unable to give you money, they lose the game, they are destroyed, and you put X 1/1 white Ape Monks onto the battlefield, where X is thrice their life total 		1 1509307646 on 29 Oct 2017 by Froggychum
199 Monocolorism White Uncommon 3{w}{w}{w} Enchantment When Monocolorism enters the battlefield, exile all multicolored permanent
Whenever a multicolored permanent enters the battlefield, exile it 		0
200 Moo White Common 1{w} Instant Gain 4 life for each Cow creature you control 0
201 Moon Diner White Uncommon 5{4}{w} Artifact – Structure Alien Habitat
At the beginning of your end step, you gain 2 life for each creature inhabiting this Structure.
Cook MoonPie – {w} ({w}: Create a MoonPie token) 		0
202 Mr Clean White Rare 0 Legendary Creature – Human Cleric Artificer 2 2 (Mr Clean transforms from One Punch Man)
{w/u}{w/u}{w/u}: Exile all nonwhite nonblue creatures, Mr Clean gets +X/+X and cannot be blocked until end of turn, where X is the combined CMCs of the exiled creatures
Whenever Mr Clean has 12 or more age counters on it, sacrifice it and gain 20 life 		0
203 Mythic Mystic White Mythic 7{5}{w}{w} Creature – Mystic 7 7 Threshold – Mythic Mystic gets +7/+7 and whenever it attacks, target opponent exiles seven cards from their hand and you gain 7 life 0
204 Neil Armstrong White Uncommon 3{2}{w}{y} Creature – Human Astronaut 4 2 {t}: Target plane becomes a different target plane until end of turn 0
205 No Mad White Uncommon 4{2}{w}{w} Enchantment As long as you control a Nomad, red spells cannot be cast 0
206 Numero-Angel White Mythic 3{x}{y}Z{w}{w}{w} Legendary Creature – Angel God Mathematician infinity infinity Any number can be any number you want 0
207 Obama's Barracks White Rare 4{2}{w}{w} Artifact – Structure Soldier Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1. If you control a President, they get +2/+2 and gain first strike instead. 		0
208 Oldfashionedism White Uncommon 6{4}{w}{w} Enchantment {2}{w}: Destroy a creature with less than four age counters on it 0
209 Omen of Old Men White Mythic 1{w} Sorcery – Omen (Omens can only be cast after an opponent plays a legendary creature. That creature becomes the Antichrist for the remainder of the game)
Speculate 3
Create three 1/1 white and blue Elder Human creature tokens with "{t}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt by the Antichrist this turn. Then, scry 1." 		0
210 One Punch Man White Rare 0 Legendary Creature – Anime-Protagonist Swaglord ∞ 20 (One Punch Man transforms from Aang the Last Airbender (The Avatar))
{t}: One Punch Man deals damage equal to it's power to target attacking creature and you gain that much life.
Whenever One Punch Man has nine or more Age counters on it, transform it.
(One Punch Man transforms into Mr. Clean) 		0
211 Overflowing Inspiration White Mythic 7{4}{w}{w}{w} Sorcery Draw seven cards, you gain 7 life, create seven 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens. 2 1592525054 on 19 Jun 2020 by Froggychum
212 Pardon White Uncommon 2{1}{w} Sorcery Return target creature from exile to the battlefield tapped. 1 1588343889 on 01 May 2020 by Froggychum
213 Passing of the Numero-Angel White Rare 7{5}{w}{w} Legendary Sorcery Everything becomes Evil 0
214 Patience White Uncommon 3{1}{w}{w} Enchantment Player's may not take extra turns 0
215 Pig Tails White Common 2{1}{w} Artifact – Equipment Equip Female Human Child {1}
Equipped Female Human Child has Hexproof and gains "Tap a Boar you control: Flip a coin, if it lands on Tails, gain 2 life, activate this ability only once per turn" 		0
216 Pike Trickfoot White Mythic 3{1}{w}{w} Legendary Creature – Gnome Cleric 2 3 Indestructible
{t}: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to legendary creatures you control this turn. 		1 1592430655 on 17 Jun 2020 by Froggychum
217 Platinum Armor White Uncommon 7{5}{w}{w} Artifact – Equipment Equip Warrior {3}
Equipped Warrior has +0/+30 and gains Indestructible 		0
218 Polished Cartouche of Solidarity White Uncommon 1{w} Enchantment – Aura Cartouche When Polished Cartouche of Solidarity enters the battlefield create a 1/1 white Warrior creature token with Vigilance
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and gains First Strike 		2 1546967365 on 08 Jan 2019 by Froggychum
219 Pride White Mythic 3{w}{w}{w} Legendary Enchantment Creatures get +3/+3. 0
220 Protect Belief White Common 2{1}{w} Instant Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. If this targets a Cleric it costs {1} less to cast and has "You gain that much life" 0
221 Purify Soul White Common 2{1}{w} Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has base power and toughness 1/1 and gains Shroud.
When Purify Soul leaves the battlefield, create enchanted creature's Soulform (To create a creature's Soulform, create a token that is a copy of that creature except it's a white Spirit in addition to it's other colors and types.). 		0
222 Radical Altruism White Mythic 5{w}{w}{w}{w}{w} Sorcery Any number of creatures you control exile themselves, then you gain that much life squared 0
223 Rapture White Rare 3{1}{w}{w} Instant You gain 3 life. Repeat this effect for each creature that died this turn. 2 1592267434 on 16 Jun 2020 by Froggychum
224 Rejoice in Riches White Rare 5{3}{w}{w} Sorcery Gain 2 life for each Gold permanent you control 0
225 Respawn White Common 1{w} Instant Respawn target Gamer 0
226 Ripley, the Chosen Believer (Ripley, the Unbeliever) White Rare 7 {5}{w}{w} Creature – Titan
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Creature – Demon		 5
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7		 5
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7		 When Ripley, the Chosen Believer enters the battlefield or attacks, choose one, then put a Destiny counter on Ripley, the Chosen Believer:
-Exile two target permanents an opponent controls
-Gain 7 life

When Ripley, the Chosen Believer has 5 or more Destiny counters on itself, transform it
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Whenever Ripley, the Unbeliever attacks, choose one:
-Destroy three target permanents an opponent controls
-Target opponent loses 6 life, and you gain 6 life

{b}{b}{b}: Sacrifice Ripley, the Unbeliever, return all permanents from every graveyard to the battlefield under your control 		2 1509369837 on 30 Oct 2017 by SecretInfiltrator
227 Saint Nicholas (Santa Claus) White Mythic 5 {3}{w}{w} Legendary Creature – Human Cleric
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Legendary Snow Creature – Titan Fatso		 1
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5		 4
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7		 As long as Saint Nicholas is attacking, it has Indestructible.
Whenever Saint Nicholas deals combat damage to any target, recite a verse from the Bible. When you do, put a Holiness counter on Saint Nicholas.
Whenever Saint Nicholas has twelve or more Holiness counters on it, transform it.
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Santa Claus is White, Red, and Green
Trample, Flying, Hexproof, Indestructible
{1}: Make a wish. When it comes true this turn, Santa Claus gets +3/+1 until end of turn. You may draw a card. 		0
228 Santa Claus, Maker of Miracles White Mythic 6{4}{w}{w} Legendary Snow Creature – Titan Fatso 3 4 If you started the game with Santa Claus, Maker of Miracles in your opening hand, you may put it onto the battlefield.
Cards you control have "Miracle {w}"
Whenever you activate the first ability of the turn, you may replace all activation costs for that ability with {1}{w} 		0
229 Shame White Uncommon 2{1}{w} Enchantment When Shame enters the battlefield, choose target creature and create it's Soulform (To create a creature's Soulform, create a token that is a copy of that creature except it's a white Spirit in addition to it's other colors and types.).
{5}: Destroy the chosen creature and all creatures that share a name with it. Any player may activate this ability any time they could cast a sorcery. 		0
230 Silk Dress White Common 2{w}{w} Artifact – Equipment Equip Human Female
Equipped Human Female has Hexproof 		0
231 Silk Web White Common 2{1}{w} Artifact – Structure Spider Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1 and gain lifelink.
{1}{u}: Freeze target Insect.
{1}{b}: Destroys all Insects. You gain 2 life for each creature that dies this way. 		0
232 Skysheep White Common 1{w} Creature – Skysheep 1 1 Exile Skysheep: Create a Sound Cloud token 0
233 Snake-Eye Die White Common 2{w}{w} Artifact – Block Whenever a spell or ability would cause you to roll a die, you may tap this Block instead. If you do, you gain 1 life. 0
234 Snow Day White Uncommon 3{2}{w} Enchantment All players do not go to school today, sacrifice Snow Day at midnight 4 1513087882 on 12 Dec 2017 by Froggychum
235 Snowfall White Uncommon 4{2}{w}{w} Enchantment Permanents are white in addition to their other colors and gain the Snow supertype
Whenever a red spell is cast, sacrifice Snowfall 		0
236 Soul Ak White Common 2{1}{w} Creature – Pokemon Ak Spirit 1 2 Vigilance 0
237 Soul Ring White Uncommon 1{w} Artifact {t}: You may add {w}{w}. If you don't gain 2 life 0
238 Spearwing Hawk-O'-Lyte White None 2{1}{w} Creature – Bird Soldier 3 3 High Flying 0
239 Spilled Milk... White Uncommon 2{w}{w} Sorcery Spill a whole carton or bag of milk, cry for 10 minutes, take a time out, then apologize to everyone who watched you cry and spill the milk, then learn a lesson not to do what Magic cards tell you to do 0
240 Spongebodyguard White Mythic 7{5}{w}{w} Creature – Plant Knight 0 * Defender, Indestructible, Hexproof
When Spongebodyguard enters the battlefield all creatures you control gain Bestow {0} and are Bestowed onto Spongebodyguard, all noncreature spells in your graveyard gain Splice onto Creature {0} and are splices onto Spongebodyguard, all Lands you control become Artifact Equipments with "Equip {0}" that become equipped to Spongebodyguard, they are still lands
Spongebodyguard's toughness is equal to triple your life total
Whenever you would be dealt damage, redirect that damage to Spongebodyguard
{3}{w}{w}: Gain 1 life 		0
241 Spotlight White Uncommon 2{1}{w} Sorcery Target player reveals their hand to each player. Until end of turn, all those cards and their text references become white and {w} instead, respectively.
Etch {3}{w}{w} (When this spell resolves, you may pay {3}{w}{w}. If you do it's effects are permanent.) 		0
242 Summertime White Uncommon 5{3}{w}{w} Enchantment Creatures can't attack, and black spells cant be cast
At the beginning of your Upkeep, put a Fun counter on Summertime
When there are 5 or more Fun counters on Summertime, sacrifice it, all players win the game 		0
243 Sunrise White Common 2{1}{w} Sorcery It becomes Morning. 0
244 Sweet White Common 1{w} Enchantment – Aura Enchant permanent
Enchanted permanent is white, may not attack or block, is an Angel in addition to it's other types, and has "{t}: Eat something with sugar, gain 1 life" 		0
245 Swiper no Swiping! White Uncommon 3{1}{w}{w} Instant Destroy each card named Swiper, He who Swipes 1 1529702456 on 22 Jun 2018 by Froggychum
246 Thanker White Uncommon 3{2}{w} Creature – Human Angel 0 3 Whenever a creature you control defends an attacking creature, tap Thanker and the defended creature, gain 1 life 0
247 The 401st Legion White Rare 7{5}{w}{w} Legendary Enchantment Creature – Soldier 1 1 The 401st Legion gets +1/+1 for each other Soldier you control
{w}: Create a Soldier token
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control 401 or more Soldier tokens, The 401st Legion deals 401 damage divided as you choose among any number of targets and you gain 401 life, then sacrifice each other Soldiers you control 		0
248 The Cycle of Life 3 White Mythic 3{2}{w} Enchantment – Saga [I] – Create three 1/1 white Human Peasant creature tokens.
[II] – Create two 2/2 white Human Knight creature tokens.
[III] – You gain 1 life for each Human you control. Prevent all damage that would be dealt until the start of your next turn. 		1 1593554537 on 30 Jun 2020 by Froggychum
249 The Feeding White Uncommon 4{2}{w}{w} Sorcery All creatures lose Hungry 0
250 The Tadgemah Hall White Mythic 6{4}{w}{w} Legendary Artifact Whenever a nontoken Monk enters the battlefield under your control, create two 1/1 white Monk creature tokens.
{5}{w}: You gain 2 life for each Monk you control. 		1 1514060744 on 23 Dec 2017 by Froggychum
251 Thot Patrol White Uncommon 4{2}{w}{w} Sorcery Exile each Female Thot creature with toughness 4 or greater 0
252 Toddler Safety Rail White Common 2{w}{w} Artifact – Wall You may have up to ten cards in your deck named Toddler Safety Rail
{1}: Combine Toddler Safety Rail with another card you control named Toddler Safety Rail
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose X target Child creatures, where X is the number of combined cards named Toddler Safety Rail you control, permanents you control have protection from the chosen creatures until end of turn 		0
253 Tom Derpery White Rare 2{1}{w} Legendary Creature – Idiot Lord 2 2 (Casting this spell is a misplay)
Whenever you misplay, put a +1/+1 counter on Tom Derpery. 		0
254 Tutu White Common 2{1}{w} Artifact – Equipment Equip female creature with converted mana cost 2 or less {1}
Equipped creature is a Fairy in addition to it's other types and has "{t}: Move Tutu up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life." 		0
255 Unvil the Anti-Vil White Mythic 8{6}{w}{w} Legendary Creature – Vilnt Bane 8 8 Lifetouch (Whenever Unvil the Anti-Vil deals combat damage to a creature, that creature's controller gains that much life), Deathlink (Damage dealt by Unvil the Anti-Vil causes it's controller to lose that much life)
Unvil the Anti-Vil is the Bane of Vils 		0
256 Unyhs the Anti-Yh White Mythic 8{6}{w}{w} Legendary Creature – Yhnt Bane 8 8 Lifetouch (Whenever Unyhs the Anti-Yh deals combat damage to a creature, that creature's controller gains that much life), Deathlink (Damage dealt by Unyhs the Anti-Yh causes it's controller to lose that much life)
Unyhs the Anti-Yh is the Bane of Yhs 		0
257 Vanilla Guy White Common 2{1}{w} Creature – Human 1 1 0
258 Vizier's Dictate White None 2{1}{w} Sorcery Reveal the top three cards of your library. You may put an Angel or Human revealed this way onto the battlefield tapped. Then, put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. 1 1586035929 on 04 Apr 2020 by Froggychum
259 WYTE 101 White None 1007{w}{w}{w}{100}{1}{w}{w}{w} 0
260 Wandering Soul White Common 2{1}{w} Creature – Spirit 1 2 Flying, Lifelink 0
261 Warrior's Pillow White Common 1{w} Artifact – Equipment Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +1/+0 and Reach 		0
262 White Aura White Common 2{w}{w} Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is white in addition to it's other colors 		0
263 White Beast White Rare 3{2}{w} Creature – Beast 3 3 Whenever White Beast deals combat damage to a player, you gain that much life.
{w}: White Beast gets +1/+1 until end of turn. 		0
264 White Cloth White Common 3{1}{w}{w} Artifact – Equipment Equip {0}
Equipped creature is white in addition to it's other colors and is a Spirit in addition to it's other types 		0
265 Wingman White Common 2{1}{w} Creature – Bird Angel Rogue 2 1 {w}{w}{t}: Breed two other target creatures you control, then gain 4 life if they share a color or subtype, Wingman gains Flying, then exile it at the end step, activate this ability only once per game 0
266 Yarn Golem White Common 3{1}{w}{w} Creature – Golem 3 3 {t}: Put a -1/-1 counter on Yarn Golem, create a Yarn token 0
267 You Only Ask Once (YOAO) White Uncommon 1{w} Instant One-Off (Only one of You Only Ask Once (YOAO) may be in any deck, and only one may be played per match)
Target player may reveal their hand. If they don't, you gain 7 life. 		0
268 a card frfr? White Common 1{w} Instant Choose one:
– Target creature gains Lure this turn.
– Target creature gains Indestructible this turn.
Entwine {1} (Choose both if you pay the entwine cost.) 		3 1566577930 on 23 Aug 2019 by dude1818
269 @ Blue Uncommon 2{1}{u} Sorcery Exchange control of target creature and target land controlled by different players. Then, you may pay {u} to draw a card. 1 1572726633 on 02 Nov 2019 by Froggychum
270 A Fishy Situation Blue Common 2{1}{u} Sorcery Create a 2/2 blue Fish creature token with Swimming 0
271 A neat ability 3 Blue Rare 5{3}{u}{u} Enchantment Whenever you become the target of a spell you control, you may copy that spell, but not choose new targets. 2 1548632739 on 27 Jan 2019 by Froggychum
272 Albert Einstein Blue Rare 5{3}{u}{u} Legendary Creature – Human Genius 1 1 {u}: Do a math equation, then draw a card if you were correct
{u}{u}{t}: You and target opponent test each other on 10 math/science questions, they must all be different. Whoever gets the most right, draws four cards 		0
273 Algae Blue Common 1{u} Creature – Plant 0 1 Defender
Whenever Algae blocks a creature, you may untap a Fish you control 		0
274 Amphibious Toad Blue Common 2{1}{u} Creature – Frog 1 2 Amphibious Toad cannot attack unless you control an Island 1 1560953567 on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
275 Apathy Blue Uncommon 2{1}{u} Sorcery Destroy all red creatures 0
276 Appoholism Blue Uncommon 6{4}{u}{u} Enchantment {u}: Download an App on a mobile electronic device, draw a card
{u}{u}{u}: Uninstall five Apps on a mobile electronic device, draw seven cards, and exile Appoholism 		0
277 Aquaphobia Blue Uncommon 5{3}{u}{u} Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a blue spell or ability, sacrifice it" 		0
278 Aquapus Blue Rare 8{5}{u}{u}{u} Creature – Octopus 8 8 Trample, Reach
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) 		0
279 Aquatog Blue Uncommon 2{1}{u} Creature – Atog 0 2 Defender
Sacrifice an Island: +0/+1 and Hexproof until end of turn 		0
280 Archmage of Truth Blue Rare 5{3}{u}{u} Creature – Wizard 2 3 Hexproof
Whenever you would draw a card, instead Discover (Reveal the top three cards of your library and put one card from among them into your hand, then put the rest back in any order and shuffle.). 		1 1560428047 on 13 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
281 Archmage's Endgame Blue Mythic 3{u}{u}{u} Instant Epic (For the rest of the game, you can't cast spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability.)
Shuffle target permanent into it's owners library. That player mills ten cards. 		1 1591640371 on 08 Jun 2020 by Froggychum
282 Basically Arcane Adaption Blue Rare 3{2}{u} Enchantment All your creatures are turtles :D 0
283 Better Masterful Replication Blue Rare 6{5}{u} Instant Choose two (you may choose the same mode more than once):
– Create a 3/3 colorless Golem creature token
– Artifacts you control become copies of target artifact you control this turn. 		0
284 Bitswirl Blue Common 1{u} Creature – Fish 0 1 When Bitswirl enters the battlefield, draw a card. 1 1560950425 on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
285 Blue Aura Blue Common 2{u}{u} Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is blue in addition to it's other colors 		0
286 Blue Bandana Blue Common 1{u} Artifact – Equipment Equip {0}
Equipped creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from blue, and gets +0/+1 for each blue creature in play

Blue creatures have protection from the equipped creature 		0
287 Blue Beast Blue Rare 3{2}{u} Creature – Beast 1 2 Whenever Blue Beast deals combat damage to a player, draw those many cards, then discard those many cards.
{3}{u}: Blue Beast cannot be blocked this turn. 		0
288 Blue Mana Potion Blue Common 2{u}{u} Artifact – Food {t}, Sacrifice Blue Mana Potion: Target creature you control gains "{t}: Draw half X cards rounded up", where X is that creature's converted mana cost 0
289 Blue Moon Blue Mythic 3{1}{u}{u} Enchantment All cards are Mythic Rare 0
290 Blue Wall of Wonder what this does? Blue Rare 2{u}{u} Creature – Wall 0 4 Defender
All spells and abilities target Blue Wall of Wonder what this does? instead.
Whenever Blue Wall of Wonder what this does? becomes the target of a spell or ability, you may pay {2}. When you do, counter that effect. 		1 1550765650 on 21 Feb 2019 by Froggychum
291 Blue is Fun Blue Uncommon 1{u} Sorcery You win the game. You always do. Narcissist, sadist, asshole. 0
292 Blue, the Cluefinder Blue Mythic 5{u}{u}{u}{u}{u} Legendary Creature – Wolf {u}: Create five Clue tokens 0
293 Boned Fish Blue Common 2{1}{u} Creature – Fish 1 2 Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) 1 1560950501 on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
294 Boneless Fish Blue Uncommon 1{u} Creature – Fish 1 3 Flying, Defender 1 1560950465 on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
295 Boon of Learning Blue Uncommon 2{1}{u} Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature
When Boon of Learning enters the battlefield or whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, scry 3 then draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Flying. 		1 1587828877 on 25 Apr 2020 by Froggychum
296 Botflippery! Blue None 6{5}{u} Enchantment Whenever you flip a water bottle, draw a card, then discard a card if you fail 0
297 Bottleflippin' Blue Uncommon 3{u}{u}{u} Instant Flip three water bottles, for each success, draw a card
If you cap flip thrice, draw ten cards 		0
298 Bubble Blue Common 1{u} Artifact Flying
{1}: Destroy Bubble, any player may activate this ability 		0
299 Cardboard Winds Blue Rare 3{1}{u}{u} Instant Draw a card
Drawstorm (copy this spell for each card drawn this turn, you may choose new targets for these copies) 		0
300 Changeling Propagandist Blue Uncommon 3{2}{u} Creature – Shapeshifter 1 3 When Changeling Propagandist enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
{1}{u}, {t}: You gain control of target creature of the chosen type for as long as you control Changeling Propagandist. 		0
301 Cloning Machine Blue Rare 7{5}{u}{u} Artifact {1}{u}: Create a Clone creature token. 0
302 Coastal Wizard Blue Uncommon 3{1}{u}{u} Creature – Human Wizard 2 2 {1}{u}, {t}: Return target creature to it's owner's hand. That player may pay {2} and exile it. When they do, return that creature to the battlefield with an additional two +1/+1 counters on it at the beginning of their next upkeep. 0
303 Codename: Diving Blue Uncommon 3{2}{u} Creature – Merfolk Artificer 1 2 {x}{t}: Look at the top X cards of your library, you may reveal an artifact card from among them with converted mana cost X or less and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. 0
304 Color Pie Infringement Blue Uncommon 2{u}{u} Instant Tap target creature, it does not untap for the remainder of the game 0
305 Color is the New Color Blue Uncommon 9{7}{u}{u} Enchantment Any number of target colors are target colors of your choice 0
306 Combo-Breaker Blue Uncommon 4{3}{u} Creature – Human Evil 3 3 When Combo-Breaker enters the battlefield, look at target player's hand. Choose a permanent card among them. That player puts that card onto the battlefield tapped. 0
307 Control Freak Blue Rare 1{u} Creature – God 1 1 While Control Freak is in play, you may only cast blue spells
Whenever you cast a spell, it gains "Tap target creature, then draw a card" 		0
308 Coral Reef Blue Rare 5{3}{u}{u} Creature – Plant 0 5 Defender
Whenever Coral Reef blocks a creature, untap all Fish you control 		0
309 Counter Counter Blue Mythic 3{1}{u}{u} Creature – Worker 0 1 When Counter Counter enters the battlefield, choose one:
-Put a +1/+1 counter on Counter Counter for each +1/+1 counter that was put onto creatures on the battlefield this turn
-Counter target spell for each spell that was countered this turn 		0
310 Cramming Aetherborn Blue Common 2{1}{u} Creature – Aetherborn 1 2 When Cramming Aetherborn enters the battlefield, if you control another Aetherborn creature, draw a card. 1 1548083962 on 21 Jan 2019 by Froggychum
311 Create Blue Common 1{u} Instant Create something 0
312 Credit Card Blue Uncommon 5{4}{u} Artifact Rather than spending mana to cast spells or activate abilities you may put X debit counters on Credit Card where X is the amount of mana you would have spent.
{1}: Remove a debt counter from Credit Card
At the beginning of the end step, if there are 5 or more debt counters on Credit Card, you lose the game 		0
313 Cross the River Blue Uncommon 3{u}{u}{u} Instant Move target creature onto target opponent's side of the battlefield, activate this ability only if that creature would cross an Island 0
314 Cross-Over Blue Mythic 10{7}{u}{u}{u} Sorcery Choose a deck you own outside of the game, you may play with that and the deck you started the game with until end of the match 0
315 Deep-Sea Treasure-Hunter Blue Common 2{1}{u} Creature – Merfolk Rogue 2 1 Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.) 0
316 Deja Vu Blue Common 2{1}{u} Instant Copy target spell 0
317 Detect Blue Rare 1{u} Sorcery As an additional cost to cast Detect, choose the name of a card in your library.
Look at the top card of your library. If it shares a name with the chosen card, put it into your hand. Otherwise, put it onto the bottom of your library.
Exile Detect. 		0
318 Dfnembk Catcher Blue Common 7{6}{u} Creature – Human 0 1 {7}{u}, {t}: Tap target Faerie with converted mana cost, power and toughness 1 or less. 1 1572475284 on 30 Oct 2019 by Froggychum
319 Double Jump Blue Common 4{3}{u} Instant Two target creatures gain Jump Boost 2 until end of turn 0
320 Drop of Pee Blue Common 1{u} Artifact – Junk 3 1570801873 on 11 Oct 2019 by Froggychum
321 Drucaquerunami Blue Uncommon 3{1}{u}{u} Legendary Creature – Drucaquerunami 1 1 Islandwalk
Lands are Islands
Drucaquerunami gets +1/+1 for each Island 		0
322 Ebb Blue Common 1{u} Sorcery Kicker {2}{u}
Move target Island up to two centimeters. If Ebb was kicked, you may move it up to one meter instead. When you do, any permanents it touched are returned to their owners hands. 		0
323 Etanod Blue Uncommon 5{1}{u}{u}{u}{u} Legendary Creature – Etanod 3 3 Whenever you give money, win those many games 0
324 Falter of Fate Blue Uncommon 4{3}{u} Sorcery Choose one:
– Put target permanent on the top of it's owners library
– Search target player's library for a card and put it onto the top of their library, then shuffle. 		0
325 Finishing Move #2: Omniscience Mastered by the Pharaoh's Vizier Blue Mythic 2{u}{u} Sorcery – Finisher Draw seven cards and untap all permanents you control.

You lose the game at the end of this turn. 		0
326 Fish (the Verb) Blue Uncommon 3{2}{u} Sorcery Tap target blue creature.

Until end of turn, it becomes 0/1, loses all abilities except that it gains Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming). 		0
327 Fisherman Blue Common 2{1}{u} Creature – Human 1 1 Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming) 0
328 Flow Jammer Blue Uncommon 4{2}{u}{u} Instant Counter target spell unless it's controller pays {x}, where X is the number of untapped lands they control. 4 1555330727 on 15 Apr 2019 by Vitenka
329 Flying Carpet Blue Common 2{1}{u} Artifact Creature – Construct 1 2 Flying

Passenger 1 (Whenever Flying Carpet attacks and isn't blocked, you may place up to one blocked creatures you control on it UEOT. Flying Carpet gets +X/+0 where X is the total power of cards placed on it.) 		0
330 Fortune Teller Blue Uncommon 3{1}{u}{u} Creature – Human Shaman 1 3 {2}{t}: Choose a card, then reveal the top card of your library, if you revealed the chosen card, you may draw three cards 1 1517524438 on 01 Feb 2018 by Froggychum
331 Funniest Shit I've Ever Seen Blue Uncommon 5{4}{u} Sorcery Target creature becomes a 0/1 green Pickle and it loses all it's abilities. 4 1592334405 on 16 Jun 2020 by wurms
332 Furrytize Blue Common 1{u} Instant Target creature is a Furry in addition to it's other types until end of turn 1 1509232432 on 28 Oct 2017 by Froggychum
333 Gift of Learning Blue Common 1{u} Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature
When Gift of Learning enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Flying 		1 1587828502 on 25 Apr 2020 by Froggychum
334 Gladly in Gold Blue Rare 5{3}{u}{u} Sorcery Draw a card for each Gold permanent you control 0
335 God Drowns the Earth Blue Mythic 10{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u} Sorcery Return all Humans and Biblefolk to their owners hand, then draw a card, and paint a rainbow 0
336 Gotta Go Fast! Blue Common 2{r}{r} Instant Gotta Go Fast! is Blue
Target Anime Protagonist Plant Boar you control gains Flash until end of turn 		0
337 Greater Clairvoyance Blue Rare 2{1}{u} Instant Kicker {3}{u} (You may pay an additional {3}{u} as you cast this spell.)
Reveal target player's library. Then, if Greater Clairvoyance wasn't kicked, that player shuffles their library. 		0
338 Haiku Page Blue Common 2{u}{u} Artifact {t}: Say a haiku, if all players like it, you may Scry 3 4 1517553464 on 02 Feb 2018 by ChalkdustOnline
339 Hammerhead Shark Blue Uncommon 5{3}{u}{u} Creature – Shark 5 4 Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) 0
340 Hammerspace Blue Uncommon 4{3}{u} Instant Put target Equipment you control from outside of the game into your hand. Until end of turn, you may cast that card for free 4 1513551862 on 17 Dec 2017 by Vitenka
341 Hex Blue Common 1{u} Instant Target creature becomes a 0/1 green Frog and loses all abilities. It must block if able. 0
342 History Teacher Blue Rare 3{1}{u}{u} Creature – Human Teacher 1 1 Tap X untapped Students you control: You may cast a Historic spell from your hand with converted mana cost X for free 0
343 Hoodwink Blue Common 2{1}{u} Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature with converted mana cost 3 or less
You control enchanted creature 		0
344 I'm blue da ba dee da ba doo Blue Uncommon 3{u}{u}{u} Enchantment – Curse Enchant player
Enchanted player's cards are blue in addition to their other colors 		0
345 I, Eye Blue Common 1{u} Sorcery – Self-Realization You become a 1/1 blue Eye creature token with Flying, Curiosity (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.) and Protection from Everything until end of turn. 0
346 Illuminate the Mind Blue Common 1{u} Instant Destroy target green permanent or counter target green spell. 5 1549827162 on 10 Feb 2019 by Froggychum
347 Illuminate the Mind (redone srsly) Blue Common 3{2}{u} Instant Counter target spell. If a green spell was countered this way, tap target land it's controller controls. 1 1549921631 on 11 Feb 2019 by Froggychum
348 Insightful Dream Blue Common 2{1}{u} Sorcery As an additional cost to cast Insightful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Scry 3 then you may tap target permanent that shares a type with a card looked at this way. 		1 1558477391 on 21 May 2019 by Froggychum
349 Internet Flood Blue Rare 8{5}{u}{u}{u} Sorcery Create X 1/1 LOLCat creature tokens, where X is your devotion to Spam (devotion to Spam is measured in the number of Spam tokens you control) 0
350 It's Raining Men! Blue Mythic 3{1}{u}{u} Legendary Tribal Sorcery – Human Multikicker {1}
Create a 1/1 green male Human creature token
Permanents are blue until end of turn, if they are artifacts, destroy them 		0
351 Jace, The Puppy Who Was Hit Too Much Blue Common 1{u} Legendary Planeswalker – Jace 1 0: Put a Loyalty counter on Jace
-999: Destroy Jace. Then, draw a card for each person you have hurt in your lifetime. 		0
352 Jumble Blue Uncommon 3{1}{u}{u} Instant Change up to three target creature's names
Draw a card 		0
353 Lawbound Theft Blue Uncommon 3{1}{u}{u} Enchantment (Before the start of the game, remove this card from your deck if you're not playing for ante)
At the end of each players turn, they gain ownership of all permanents they control. 		1 1561909386 on 30 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
354 Learn from Mistakes Blue Rare 6{4}{u}{u} Instant Draw a card. Repeat this effect for each creature that died this turn. 2 1592267409 on 16 Jun 2020 by Froggychum
355 Lmao Blue Common 1{u} Instant Create a 1/1 LmaoAlien token with Hexproof 0
356 Lobster Blue Uncommon 3{1}{r}{r} Creature – Crab 3 1 Lobster is Blue
Defender
{1}: Lobster has +0/+1 until end of turn 		0
357 Lord Omnibane Blue Mythic 7{5}{u}{u} Legendary Creature – Bane Lord 7 7 Lord Omnibane is the Bane of each creature type 0
358 Mangaroo Blue Uncommon 5{3}{u}{u} Creature – Anime-Protagonist Kangaroo 3 3 Jump Boost 7, Storage 3
When Mangaroo enters the battlefield, create two Book tokens. 		0
359 Mathematician Blue Uncommon 3{1}{u}{u} Creature – Mathematician 1 3 {π}{t}: Scry X then draw a πth of X cards, where X is your favorite number 0
360 Megajumble Blue Rare 8{5}{u}{u}{u} Instant Change each letter of each permanent's name
Draw three cards 		0
361 Meta Blue Common 1{u} Instant Say something meta or break character, if you do, draw a card 0
362 Microjumble Blue Common 1{u} Instant Change target character in target creature's name
Draw a card 		0
363 Mythic Magician Blue Mythic 5{3}{u}{u} Creature – Human Wizard 2 3 Instant and sorcery spells you cast gain Storm 0
364 NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE! Blue Common 1{u} Instant Counter target counterspell 0
365 Navy War Blue Common 6{3}{u}{u}{u} Instant Choose one:
-All Vehicles you control gain Swimming, Fishing and Reach until end of turn
-Any number of target Vehicles you control, fight any number of target creatures you don't control 		0
366 Nick Naomi Blue Common 2{1}{u} Legendary Creature – Clone 1 2 All spells and abilities that target creature's you control, target Nick Naomi instead
{1}{u}: Change Nick Naomi's name
Whenever an opponent mispronounces Nick Naomi's name, you may counter target spell, if you do, draw a card 		0
367 Nick the Mechanic Blue Rare 6{5}{u} Legendary Creature – Human Artificer 2 4 {1}{u}{t}: You may cast an artifact spell from your hand for free 0
368 Nightwatch Blue Common 3{2}{u} Sorcery Nightwatch costs {2} less to cast if it's Nighttime

Look at target players hand. 		0
369 Noah, the Arkmage Blue Rare 5{2}{u}{u}{u} Legendary Creature – Biblefolk 2 2 Hexproof, Islandwalk, Swimming, Fishing.
{1}{u}, Tap an untapped Island you control: Create a Battleship token.
{3}{u}: Freeze target Island permanently and irrevocably (it does not and cannot be untapped)
At the beginning of your end step, if you control ten or more tapped Islands, you win the game.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more tapped Islands, you win the game. 		0
370 Number Carrier Blue Common 2{1}{u} Creature – Worker Whenever you do a Math equation, you may tap Number Carrier, if you do, you may draw a card, Number Carrier doesn't untap at your next untap step 0
371 Numberloop Blue Rare 4{2}{u}{u} Enchantment – Aura Curse Enchant player
When Numberloop enters the battlefield, enchanted player chooses a number greater than zero. Skip that players next X turns, where X is the chosen number.
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, exile Numberloop and they search their library for up to X cards and put them into their hand. Then, they shuffle. 		1 1559070652 on 28 May 2019 by Froggychum
372 Once in a Blue Moon Blue Uncommon 3{2}{u} Sorcery When you cast Once in a Blue Moon, if there are exactly three copies of it in your graveyard, you win the game. 0
373 Organize Blue Uncommon 3{1}{u}{u} Instant Move any number of creatures anywhere
Draw three cards 		0
374 Pearldent Trickster Blue Rare 1{u} Creature – Oyster Rogue 1 1 {1}{u}: Target player plays with their hand revealed for the remainder of the game. That player creates a colorless Pearl artifact token with "At the beginning of your upkeep, if your hand is revealed, draw a card." 0
375 Poetry Blue Uncommon 4{2}{u}{u} Enchantment All Clerics and Shamans you control gain "{t}: Scry 1" 0
376 Psionic Prison Blue Rare 3{1}{u}{u} Enchantment – Aura Curse Enchant player
Whenever a creature enchanted player controls would become tapped, return it to it's owners hand, unless it's controller pays {2}.
{3}{u}: Tap target creature. 		0
377 Rainfall Blue Uncommon 4{2}{u}{u} Enchantment All creatures are blue, and may not have their abilities activated
{u}: Destroy target Artifact 		0
378 Rainmaker Blue Rare 3{1}{u}{u} Creature – Human Wizard 1 3 {2}{u}{u}, {t}: Until end of turn, Whenever you would tap an Island for mana, add an additional {u}. 1 1558399449 on 21 May 2019 by Froggychum
379 Reinvent the Wheel Blue Mythic 4{1}{u}{u}{u} Sorcery One-Off (Only one of Reinvent the Wheel may be in any deck, and only one may be played per match)
Create a trading card game named Magic: the Gathering 2.0. Play a subgame of this game, using that game. If you win the subgame, you win this game. 		0
380 Restricted Exploitation Blue Uncommon 2{1}{u} Enchantment Players cannot play more than one land in a turn, even if another effect allows them to. 0
381 Rewording Blue Uncommon 3{2}{u} Instant Target word is another target word of your choice until end of turn 0
382 Sadness Blue Common 2{u}{u} Creature – Embodiement 4 4 If you cry while Sadness is in play, sacrifice it, then lose 5 life 0
383 Seaburn Blue Rare 6{5}{u} Enchantment – Aura Curse Enchant player
Lands enchanted player controls are Islands and creatures you control have Islandwalk. 		0
384 Sharp Blue Common 1{u} Instant Target creature is Sharp until end of turn 0
385 Shell Armor Blue Common 3{2}{u} Artifact – Equipment Equip blue non-Human Animal Creature {0}
Equipped blue non-Human Animal Creature gains +0/+2 and has protection from sharp creatures (a creature is sharp if it has greater power than toughness) 		0
386 Shimmering Soul Blue Common 2{1}{u} Creature – Spirit 1 2 Flying 1 1592781868 on 21 Jun 2020 by Froggychum
387 Shipwreck Blue Uncommon 3{1}{u}{u} Instant Destroy target blue Artifact Creature Vehicle with Swimming and/or Islandwalk 0
388 Sillytize Blue Common 2{1}{u} Instant Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat) 0
389 Skywise Flapper Blue Common 2{1}{u} Creature – Bird 1 2 Flying
{u}, {t}: Scry 1. 		1 1560954073 on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
390 Sloth Blue Mythic 3{u}{u}{u} Legendary Enchantment Cumulative Upkeep – {2}
Creatures cannot attack or block, lose all abilities and are 1/1. 		1 1560516769 on 14 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
391 Smurf Blue Common 1{u} Creature – Smurf 1 1 When Smurf enters the battlefield, you may return target creature to it's owners hand 0
392 Smurfberry Blue Common 1{u} Artifact – Food {t}: Sacrifice Smurfberry, target Smurf has +1/+1 and Hexproof until end of turn 0
393 Songmage Accountant Blue Uncommon 5{2/u}{u} Creature – Human Worker Wizard 1 2 {u}, {t}: Tap target permanent unless it's controller pays $9.99. Then, you may pay {2/u} to untap Songmage Accountant 0
394 Sonic Fastboi Blue Uncommon 5{3}{r}{r} Legendary Creature – Anime-Protagonist Plant Boar 3 2 Sonic Fastboi is Blue.
Jump Boost 4 ({e}: Move Sonic Fastboi up to four inches.), flash, super haste 		3 1514357138 on 27 Dec 2017 by Tahazzar
395 Sophia Blue Uncommon 3{u}{u}{u} Legendary Creature – Robot 1 1 As long as Sophia is in play, players may not scry
{t}: Sophia becomes a Human in addition to it's other types until end of turn, then draw a card 		0
396 Spell's Recall Blue None 2{1}{u} Sorcery Reveal the top three cards of any player's library. You may put an instant or sorcery card from among them into your hand, and you may spend mana as though it was mana of any color to cast that spell. Then, put the rest on the bottom of that player's library in any order. 1 1586036323 on 04 Apr 2020 by Froggychum
397 Sub-Aquatic Inventor Blue Uncommon 3{1}{u}{u} Creature – Human Merfolk Artificer 1 3 Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.), Curiosity (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.) 0
398 Swim Blue Common 1{u} Instant Target creature gains Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) for the next X turns, where X is your deck size 0
399 Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving) Blue Common 2{1}{u} Instant You gain control of target thing that you own. 0
400 Talk Show Blue Uncommon 6{4}{u}{u} Enchantment Gotcha – Whenever a word is said that is not Gotcha, you may say Gotcha, if you do, draw a card 0
401 Thanos Blue Mythic 7{5}{u}{u} Creature – God-Being-of-Ultimate-Power 7 7 When Thanos enters the battlefield, if you control seven cards named Infinity Stone, you win the game 0
402 The Bank Blue Rare 8{5}{u}{u}{u} Artifact When The Bank enters the battlefield, each player may put $5.00 CAD on it. Each player that doesn't loses the game.
Other sources cannot add or remove money from The Bank.
{2}, Remove $1.00 CAD from The Bank: Draw a card. 		1 1711455437 4 days ago by Mister Johnson
403 The Cycle of Life 5 Blue Mythic 5{4}{u} Enchantment – Saga [I] – Create three 1/1 blue Scholar creature tokens.
[II] – Tap any number of creatures you control. For each creature tapped this way, draw a card.
[III] – If you have ten or more cards in your hand, you win the game. 		1 1593554788 on 30 Jun 2020 by Froggychum
404 The Doctor Blue Mythic 12{9}{u}{u}{u} Legendary Creature – Alien Cleric Lord 3 6 {x}{u}, {t}: Change the type and number of counters on X target permanents to another type and number (choose new changes for each target).
{0}: Regenerate The Doctor. This ability costs {1} more to active for each time you've activated it this game. 		0
405 The Rain Man Blue Mythic 6{4}{u}{u} Legendary Creature – Human Wizard 3 4 {4}{u}{u}{t}: Search your library for a card named It's Raining Men! and cast it for free (including it's multikicker costs), then return The Rain Man to your hand, tap all untapped white or green Humans you control 0
406 Thinker Blue Common 2{1}{u} Creature – Alien 1 1 {t}: Scry 1
{4}{t}: Draw a card 		0
407 Thmblflp Blue Rare 5{2}{u}{u}{u} Legendary Thimbleflipper – Homunculus Clone Wizard 0 2 Flip an unflipped Thimble you control: Draw a card 0
408 Thot's Thoughts Blue Mythic 1{u} Sorcery Target Thot forces you to Scry 1 then lose 999 life 0
409 Timelapse Blue Uncommon 2{u}{u} Instant Skip target player's turn 0
410 Timelord Blue Uncommon 5{3}{u}{u} Creature – Alien Lord 3 5 {2}{u}, {t}: Target player skips their next turn.
{2}{u}: Return Timelord to it's owner's hand. That player may put a permanent card with a lower converted mana cost in their hand onto the battlefield. 		0
411 Tint Blue Common 1{u} Instant Change target mana symbol to another mana symbol that is next to it on the color wheel, do this only if there are 16777216 permanents in all zones with exactly 16777216 mana symbols of the chosen color 0
412 Tugowar Manowar Blue Uncommon 3{2}{u} Creature – Jellyfish 2 2 When Tugowar Manowar enters the battlefield, have a Tug o War against any number of opponents, if you win, bounce a creature each player you beat controls 1 1512940432 on 10 Dec 2017 by Froggychum
413 Turtle-Man Blue Uncommon 5{4}{u} Creature – Turtle 3 4 When Turtle-Man enters the battlefield, draw two cards. 0
414 Uncle UnComin Blue Uncommon 5{3}{u}{u} Legendary Creature – Human 4 4 All uncommon Humans have Hexproof, and "{t}: Counter target spell" 0
415 Unrereh the Anti-Rereh Blue Mythic 1{u} Legendary Creature – Rerehnt Bane 0 0 Protection from Creatures
Unrereh the Anti-Rereh is the Bane of Rerehs 		0
416 Waiting Blue Uncommon 3{1}{u}{u} Enchantment Player's may not take extra turns 0
417 Waiting for dinner Blue Uncommon 4{2}{u}{u} Enchantment All your creatures gain Hungry 2 until end of turn 0
418 Water Bear Blue Common 3{2}{u} Creature – Bear Elemental 2 2 Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) 0
419 Water Bottle Flip Blue Common 1{u} Instant Flip a water bottle, if you succeed, draw a card 0
420 Water Bottle of Fliptude Blue Common 2{1}{u} Artifact When Water Bottle of Fliptude enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you put a water bottle on top of it

{1}{t}: Flip the water bottle on Water Bottle of Fliptude, if you succeed, you may tap or untap target permanent 		0
421 Water Elemelon Blue Common 2{u}{u} Artifact Creature – Food Elemental 1 2 Hexproof
{u}: Target Land becomes an Island until end of turn 		0
422 Weeb Blue Common 1{u} Creature – Idiot 1 1 {6}{t}: You may play an Anime Protagonist card from your hand 1 1518122914 on 08 Feb 2018 by Froggychum
423 Wetten Blue Common 1{u} Instant Target artifact or creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors until end of turn. Tap that artifact or creature, if an artifact is tapped this way, it does not untap during it's controllers next untap step
Draw a card 		14 1530283939 on 29 Jun 2018 by Tahazzar
424 Whiz Witch Blue Uncommon 4{2}{u}{u} Creature – Hag Wizard 3 4 Wizards you control get +1/+1 and cannot be blocked
{3}{u}: Damage dealt to your opponents and planeswalkers they control cannot be prevented this turn. 		0
425 Windmill Blue Uncommon 5{3}{u}{u} Artifact You may sacrifice three creatures with Flying instead of paying this spell's mana cost.
{2}: Draw a card. If you do, mill a card. 		0
426 Yesn't Blue Common 0{0} Sorcery Counter target spell 2 1561833611 on 29 Jun 2019 by Vitenka
427 Zygote of Infinity (Singularity Overloaded) Blue Mythic 1 {u} Enchantment Artifact
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Enchantment Artifact		 Whenever a spell is cast put a Infinity counter on Zygote of Infinity

Whenever there are ten or more Infinity counters on Zygote of Infinity, transform it
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{t}: You win target game
Overload {u}{t} 		0
428 "Meaningless Trifles" Black Rare 2{1}{b} Enchantment – Aura Curse Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, they lose 1 life. 		0
429 % Black None 5{4}{b} Sorcery As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile two creature cards from your graveyard.
Create a 7/7 black Zombie creature token 		1 1572726829 on 02 Nov 2019 by Froggychum
430 A neat ability 1 Black Uncommon 3{2}{b} Sorcery Destroy target creature, A neat ability 1 deals 1 damage to it's controller. If you targeted yourself with this spell, you may draw a card. 1 1548632641 on 27 Jan 2019 by Froggychum
431 Abandon Building Black Common 2{1}{b} Enchantment – Aura Enchant Structure
Enchanted Structure cannot be inhabited (so remove all the inhabitants LOL) 		1 1558451347 on 21 May 2019 by Froggychum
432 Abortion Black Uncommon 3{1}{b}{b} Sorcery Target player discards a Child card from their hand 0
433 African Child Black Common 1{b} Creature – Human Child 0 1 Hungry 16 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put sixteen +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.) 0
434 All with Nothing Black Uncommon 1{b} Instant Each player discards their hand 0
435 Amoral Aetherborn Black Common 2{1}{b} Creature – Aetherborn 2 2 Deathtouch 1 1548084014 on 21 Jan 2019 by Froggychum
436 Ancient Vil Black Common 1{b} Creature – Vil 1 1 Ancient Vil is Historic
Ancient Vil enters the battlefield with 999999999999999 Age counters on it 		0
437 Antilandlubber's Diversity Black Common 7{5}{b}{b} Enchantment Piratesons are Piratesdaughters and Piratesdottirs in addition to their other types 0
438 Apples to Ashes Black Uncommon 3{2}{b} Enchantment Flash
Apples to Ashes is the Bane of Food. 		0
439 Arachnidality Black Rare 8{8} Enchantment All creatures are Spiders in addition to their other types
All numbers on all cards are replaced by 8 		0
440 Archdemon's Endgame Black Mythic 3{b}{b}{b} Instant Epic (For the rest of the game, you can't cast spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability.)
Destroy target permanent. It's controller loses 1 life for each card in target graveyard. 		1 1591640418 on 08 Jun 2020 by Froggychum
441 Back to Black Black Uncommon 3{1}{b}{b} Sorcery Each creature that has ever been Black but is currently not, becomes exclusively Black until end of turn 0
442 Bad Ass Black Common 1{b} Creature – Donkey 1 1 {t}: Say something mean, then gain 1 life 0
443 Bad Omen Black Common 3{2}{b} Sorcery – Omen (Omens can only be cast after an opponent plays a legendary creature. That creature becomes the Antichrist for the remainder of the game)
Speculate 3
Until end of turn, whenever a card would instruct a player to Trade, instead each of their opponents creates a 2/2 black Evil creature token with First Strike. 		0
444 Bad Yh Black Common 1{b} Creature – Yh 1 1 Deathtouch
Evil and Evils get -1/-1 		0
445 Barack Obama Black Rare 5{3}{b}{b} Legendary Creature – President 2 3 {6}{t}: Creature a white Legendary Enchantment token called Obama Care, it has "Pay USD $X.XX: Prevent the next X damage that would be dealt to any number of creatures" 0
446 Barney the Dinosaur Black Rare 7{5}{b}{b} Legendary Creature – Dinosaur Horror Lord 5 5 Barney the Dinosaur is Purple.
Trample, Deathtouch, Menace
{b}, say a swear word: Discard a card. 		0
447 Basic Slave Black Common 1{b} Creature – Human Slave 1 1 {t}: Add {b} 0
448 Biggie Cheese (Mr. Boombastic) Black Mythic 7 {5}{b}{b} Legendary Creature – Rat Swaglord
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Legendary Creature – God Swaglord		 4
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10		 8
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10		 When Biggie Cheese enters the battlefield, sacrifice it and you lose 10 life unless you say "Yo what up I'm Biggie Cheese".
{b}{b}, {t}: Beatbox. If each opponent thinks it's sick and/or cool, transform Biggie Cheese.
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Hexproof, Indestructible
AA, {t}: Freestyle rap for up to one minute. For each bass sound you make, Mr. Boombastic deals 5 damage to any target and you gain 5 life. 		0
449 Black Aura Black Common 2{b}{b} Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is black in addition to it's other colors 		0
450 Black Beast Black Rare 3{2}{b} Creature – Beast 3 3 Whenever Black Beast deals combat damage to a player, they discard those many cards.
{2}{b}: Black Beast gains Deathtouch until end of turn. 		0
451 Black Market Black Rare 0 Land {t}: Add {b}{b} and give Black Market's controller $5.00 CAD, only opponents may activate this ability 0
452 Black Wall of Wonder what this does? Black Rare 2{b}{b} Creature – Wall 0 4 Defender
Whenever Black Wall of Wonder what this does? becomes the target of a spell or ability, that effect's controller loses 2 life. 		6 1550766035 on 21 Feb 2019 by Froggychum
453 Black Widow Black Common 3{2}{b} Creature – Spider 2 1 Deathtouch, Infect
{b}{b}: Black Widow breeds with another creature, Black Widow destroy's that creature at the end of the turn, then create a PoisonVial token 		0
454 Blackhole Black Uncommon 5{3}{b}{b} Artifact {t}: Destroy all other permanents 0
455 Bogatog Black Uncommon 2{1}{b} Creature – Atog 2 1 Lifelink
Sacrifice a Swamp: +1/+0 and Deathtouch until end of turn 		0
456 Bogbeam Black Rare 7{5}{b}{b} Sorcery Bogbeam costs {4} less to cast if you control seven or more Swamps.
Target player discards seven cards. 		0
457 Bonecrusher Zombie Black Uncommon 3{1}{b}{b} Creature – Zombie 3 3 When Bonecrusher Zombie enters the battlefield, if it is Halloween, destroy target Skeleton. 1 1636274008 on 07 Nov 2021 by Froggychum
458 Boon of Power Black Uncommon 2{1}{b} Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature
When Boon of Power enters the battlefield or whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, you draw a card and gain 1 life.
Enchanted creature has Menace. 		1 1587828936 on 25 Apr 2020 by Froggychum
459 Bull's Feces Black Common 2{b}{b} Artifact Sacrifice Bull's Feces: Target player loses 2 life, activate this ability only if the targeted player told a lie 0
460 Butt-Fugly Shacc (Gorgeous Mansion) Black Uncommon 2 {1}{b} Artifact – Structure
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Artifact – Structure		 Habitat
{b}: Create three 1/1 black Insect creature tokens with haste. Activate this ability only if a creature is inhabiting this structure.
Creatures inhabiting this structure get -1/-1.
At the beginning of your end step, you lose 1 life for each creature inhabiting this structure. Then, if you have lost 6 or more life this turn, transform Butt-Fugly Shacc.
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Habitat
Whenever you would gain life, you gain thrice that much life instead.
{t}: Target player may give you $X.00 CAD, where X is thrice your life total. If they don't, they lose the game. 		0
461 Campy Mophead Black Rare 3{2}{b} Creature – Mophead 2 2 {3}{b}: +1/+1 until end of turn for each basic Swamp you control. 0
462 Cast to Shadow Black Common 2{1}{b} Instant Target creature becomes a 0/1 Shadow creature until end of turn, it gains "This creature cannot tap or be the target of spells or abilities" 0
463 Censor Bar Black Common 2{b}{b} Instant Cast Censor Bar only when opponent swears
Choose one:
-Physically harm opponent
-Draw a card 		0
464 Charcoal Black Common 1{b} Artifact {t}: Target Food becomes black until end of turn, if that Food would become tapped for the remainder of the game, it's controller loses 1 life 0
465 Chillin' Like a Villain Black Rare 3{b}{b}{b} Enchantment When Chillin' Like a Villain enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you control a black nontoken creature
You cannot be the target of spells or abilities opponents control 		0
466 Chumphrogg Black Mythic 9{6}{b}{b}{b} Legendary Creature – Human Frog Horror 9 9 Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, sacrifice it, target opponent loses 5 life, then you gain 5 life 0
467 Church of JRR Black Rare 7{5}{b}{b} Legendary Artifact Tap an untapped nontoken Lizard you control: Create a 1/1 green Lizard creature token.
Tap seven untapped nontoken Lizards you control: Creatures get -1/-1 this turn for each Swamp you control. 		0
468 Cigam the Rereh-Tag Black Mythic 6{4}{b}{b} Legendary Creature – Rereh Tag 6 6 {t}: Create six white and black Cigar artifact tokens 0
469 Collegesytle Black Uncommon 3{2}{b} Enchantment Cast Collegesytle only if you attend College and control a Student
Spells or abilities that would make you pay money are countered
Spells or abilities that would make you eat, make you eat Ramen or Kraft Dinner instead 		0
470 Crackhead Black Common 1{b} Creature – Human Druggy 1 1 Snorting ({g}: +1/+0 until end of turn) 0
471 Creepy Pasta Black Common 1{b} Artifact Creature – Food Horror Construct 1 1 You may have any number of cards named Creepy Pasta in your deck
Creepy Pasta has +1/+1 for each black Food, Horror, or Construct you control
{b}{t}: Discard two cards, activate this ability once every turn or sacrifice all cards named Creepy Pasta from libraries, graveyards, and the battlefield 		0
472 Crude Oil Black Rare 5{5} Artifact Tap seven untapped Workers you control, Sacrifice Crude Oil: Add seven {b} and you gain seven {e} 0
473 DONT TOUCH ME I HAVE A PEANUT ALLERGY!!! Black Rare 6{6} Enchantment Card effects that would make you eat nut products, are countered 0
474 Dank memes Black Common 0{0} Instant – Urge Show your friend a Dank Meme, if they laugh, they lose the game 0
475 Dark Fae of the NEMBK Black Common 1{b} Creature – Faerie 1 1 Flying, Lifelink 0
476 Dark Souls Black Rare 3{b}{b}{b} Creature – Demon Spirit 1 3 Flying, Deathtouch 0
477 Decc Stacc Black Uncommon 6{4}{b}{b} Sorcery You may put any number of cards in any order in any zone as long you own them 0
478 Dehumanization Black Rare 7{5}{b}{b} Enchantment Creatures may not have or gain the creature type 0
479 Dehumanize Black Common 2{b}{b} Instant Target creature is no longer a creature until end of turn 0
480 Derek DeVoid Black Common 3{2}{b} Creature – Human Idiot 2 2 Devoid 0
481 Devils Devotion Black Rare 8{5}{b}{b}{b} Sorcery Submit your soul to Satan, all opponents lose games equal to your devotion to Satan (devotion to Satan is measured in the amount of virgins you have sacrificed) 0
482 Dom the Domo King Black Mythic 8{5}{b}{b}{b} Legendary Creature – Domo Lord 8 8 Everything is a Domo
Domos get +8/+8
Each second a Domo exists, win three games 		0
483 Domo Black Common 1{b} Creature – Domo 1 1 0
484 Druccaol Black Uncommon 3{1}{b}{b} Legendary Creature – Druccaol 3 1 Deathtouch 0
485 Dull Dagger Black Common 2{1}{b} Artifact – Equipment Equip {1}
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has "Whenever this creature blocks or is blocked by a dull creature (a creature is dull if it has greater toughness than power) this creature shocks them" 		0
486 Dungfeaster Black Common 2{b}{b} Creature – Insect 1 1 Swampwalk
Tap a swamp you control, {b}: Target player loses 1 life 		0
487 Eat yourself Black Rare 11{11} Sorcery – Urge Exile the top card of your library for each pound you weigh 0
488 Ella the Monster Black Rare 5{3}{b}{b} Creature – Monster 5 5 Deathtouch
Sacrifice Ella the Monster, Pay 5 life: Create five Monsterella artifact creature tokens 		0
489 Ender Pearl Black Common 1{b} Artifact Sacrifice Ender Pearl: Move target creature to another position on the battlefield and shock it 0
490 Erase from History Black Common 1{b} Sorcery Choose one:
-Destroy target Historic permanent
-Counter target Historic spell
-Exile target Historic card
-Target card is not Historic this turn
-Target card with converted mana cost 100 or less is not Historic for the remainder of the game 		0
491 Eric Cartman, the Fractured but Whole Black Rare 6{4}{b}{b} Legendary Creature – Demon Fatso 2 6 Scarred 4 (Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals 4 damage to all other creatures.)
Hungry 4 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put four +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.) 		0
492 Evil Black Common 1{b} Instant As an additional cost to cast Evil sacrifice a Simpson creature, target opponent loses 10 life, and discards their hand 0
493 Evil Guy Black Common 1{b} Creature – Evil Human 1 1 0
494 Exterminate Black Uncommon 3{b}{b}{b} Instant Put five Destruction counters on target creature, activate this ability only if you control a red or black Robot 0
495 Extinction Bomb Black Mythic 10{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b} Instant Burn everything. 0
496 False Persona Black Rare 5{3}{b}{b} Enchantment When False Persona enters the battlefield choose any colors. You become those colors.
{e}{e}{e}{e}{e}{e}: Destroy False Persona and reveal your true colors. Any player may activate this ability. 		2 1537739503 on 23 Sep 2018 by Vitenka
497 Feign Death Black Common 2{1}{b} Instant Destroy target creature. Return it to the battlefield under it's owners control at the end of turn. 4 1592788976 on 22 Jun 2020 by Froggychum
498 Finishing Move #3: Arrival of the Lichlord's Dreaded Devastation Black Mythic 2{b}{b} Sorcery – Finisher For each card in target graveyard, each opponent loses 1 life unless they pay {1}.

You lose the game at the end of this turn. 		1 1588462194 on 02 May 2020 by Froggychum
499 Fireckzian Black Common 2{1}{b} Creature – Horror 2 2 0
500 First World Problem Black Uncommon 0{0} Sorcery Sacrifice a white creature you control, create X spam tokens where X is the sacrificed creatures converted mana cost 0
501 Fly Black Common 1{b} Creature – Insect 0.5 0.5 Flying 0
502 Fudge Pop Black Common 2{b}{b} Artifact – Food {b/w}{t}: Sacrifice Fudge Pop, gain 2 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn 0
503 Gamerfunk Black Rare 1{x}{b} Sorcery Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn. If one or more Gamers would die this way, exile them instead.
Yu-Gi-Oh Tournament – Overload {x}{x}{b}{b} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change its text by replacing all instances of "target" with "each.") 		0
504 Garfield, Creation of the Internet Black Mythic 3{b}{b}{b} Legendary Planeswalker – Garfield 4 +1: Drain 1 to each player for each Food and Delectable you control
-2: Target Monster and/or Fatso you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Then, put a number of -1/-1 counters on target creature, where X is that creatures power
-10: Z̵̷̲̗̣͋͗͛ͨ̌̾̀͞ä̶̖͇̙͓̞̻͈̯̜̝͓̱͕̰́̂̇ͭ̊͒ͅl͖̳͇̘͎̻̝͋͐ͨ̈̂́͢ͅg͙͙̠̯̞̞͍̺̩̹̱͎̪̘̦̭̎̋͊̌̿͂̾̑͒ͨ̽̐ͨ́͟õͪ̅́ͮ͑ͭ͆͜҉̛͓͖̼̖̩ ̿ͪͩͪ҉̵͉͎̫͓̻̥͇͚͚̰͙͇͇̩͡c̔ͬͩͭͨ̓ͯ̌͒̄̚͏̵̕͟͏͍̜̱͍̯̮̻̭͇͎o̶̡͛͌̈́̈́ͧ̂̎́͏̯͔̲̹̪̻͈͈̺̲̺͈̬͈͙̳̀m̶̷̛͉͉̖̥̤̮̜͉̱̠̬̩̻͍͕̰̯̿̃̽͆͆͂ͨͮ̉ͮͦ͛̚͞e̶̟̗̤̘̮̗͚̻̭̽͂̊̉̒͐́͊̊ͭ̄̅̅͒ͨͣ͑͋̀ͅt̸͈̱͈̩̝͓͚͔̝̣̘̭͚͙̳̹̬̥̭̒ͨ̃͐ͣ͒̾̏̿͛̇͆͋̐ͭ͆̋̌́ĥ̙̘̙͉͕̺͎̜̱͍̭͕͈̙̪͉̻ͮ̑ͨͬͭ͜ 		3 1556542933 on 29 Apr 2019 by Froggychum
505 Gargamel Black Mythic 8{5}{b}{b}{b} Creature – Human Wizard 8 8 Flying, Lifelink

Pay 8 Life: Draw 8 Cards 		0
506 Gate to Hell Black Rare 7{5}{b}{b} Artifact – Gate The first time five or more creatures are attacking while Gate to Hell is in play, target Demon you control becomes Gate to Hell's Keyholder for the remainder of the game
{t}: Add {b}{b}{b} only if Gate to Hell is a Land 		0
507 Get Rekt Black Common 2{b}{b} Instant As Get Rekt is cast, any player may pay {2} to counter it

Target player gets Rekt 		0
508 Gift of Power Black Common 1{b} Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature
When Gift of Power enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Deathtouch. 		1 1587828532 on 25 Apr 2020 by Froggychum
509 Greed Black Mythic 3{b}{b}{b} Legendary Enchantment Whenever a player casts a spell or activates an ability outside of their turn, each of their opponents create a Gold token unless that player pays {1}. 1 1560516240 on 14 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
510 Gremlin Black Common 2{1}{b} Creature – Goblin Horror 2 1 0
511 Griefing Black Common 2{b}{b} Instant Put a Destruction counter on target Structure you don't control 0
512 Gru Black Mythic 5{1}{b}{b}{b}{b} Legendary Creature – Human Absolute-Unit Evil 7 6 Trample, Haste
{b}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Gru and a -1/-1 counter on another target creature you don't control.
{t}: Create a 2/2 yellow Minion creature token with Bad Defender 		0
513 Guilty Black Rare 0 Emblem Guilty's controller may not cast black spells 0
514 Hallow Ween Black Uncommon 2{b}{b} Sorcery – Holiday Destroy target creature

If you play Hallow Ween during Halloween, destroy two target creatures 		0
515 Hateful Soul Black Common 2{1}{b} Creature – Spirit 1 1 Flying, Deathtouch 1 1592781900 on 21 Jun 2020 by Froggychum
516 Hax! Black Common 0{0} Instant – Urge Cast Hax! only if you are playing multiplayer Minecraft

Report target non-hacking player 		0
517 Headsplitter Skeleton Black Uncommon 3{1}{b}{b} Creature – Skeleton 3 3 When Headsplitter Skeleton enters the battlefield, if it is Halloween, destroy target Zombie. 0
518 Ho Bobum Black Uncommon 4{2}{b}{b} Legendary Creature – Human Author 1 1 {t}: Create a book token
{1}{r}{r}{t}: All uninhabiting creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain Trample until end of turn 		0
519 Hoard Black Uncommon 4{2}{b}{b} Artifact – Structure Habitat
When Hoard enters the battlefield, force all creatures to inhabit it.
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, force it to inhabit this structure.
Creatures inhabiting this structure cannot be removed unless their controller pays 5 life. 		0
520 Hoarder Black Rare 3{2}{b} Creature – Human Peasant 2 3 At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card and lose 1 life for each Junk you control. 0
521 Hobo's Revenge Black Common 4{2}{b}{b} Instant Counter target Gold spell or ability 0
522 Horrific Dream Black Common 2{1}{b} Sorcery As an additional cost to cast Horrific Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Each player discards a card and loses 2 life. 		1 1558477443 on 21 May 2019 by Froggychum
523 HowToBasic Black Mythic 16{11}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b} Creature – YouTuber Idiot 11 11 {b}{t}: Sacrifice a Food, create 1 000 000 1/1 Subscriber tokens
{t}: Sacrifice your dignity, you win the game 		0
524 Human Sacrifice Black Common 1{b} Sorcery As an additional cost to cast this spell, tap an untapped Volcano you control and sacrifice a Human
Target God gets +2/+2 and can't attack until end of turn 		0
525 Illuminate the Appetite Black Common 1{b} Instant Counter target white spell or destroy target white creature 0
526 Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly) Black Common 3{2}{b} Sorcery Destroy target creature. If a white creature is destroyed this way, you gain 3 life. 0
527 Indian Giver Black Uncommon 3{1}{b}{b} Creature 2 3 Spells you cast have Buyback {2} 0
528 Insight from the Void Black Uncommon 2{1}{b} Sorcery Destroy target creature. It's owner draws a card. 0
529 Jack Skellington Black Mythic 5{3}{b}{b} Legendary Creature – Skeleton Lord 5 5 Deathtouch
When Jack Skellington enters the battlefield if it is Christmas, put five +1/+1 counters on Jack Skellington, it gains Deathtouch 		0
530 Junkrat Black Common 2{1}{b} Creature – Rat 2 1 You may pay an additional {4} when you cast this spell, if you do, it gains Deathtouch.
When Junkrat enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target creature. If that creature dies this way, search your library for a Junk and put it on top of your library. 		0
531 Junkyard Black Rare 7{5}{b}{b} Artifact – Structure Rat and Hound Habitat
Creatures inhabiting Junkyard gain Deathtouch.
Whenever an artifact would be put into the graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.
{2}{b}: Return an artifact card exiled by Junkyard to your hand. 		0
532 Kill all Humans Black Rare 7{5}{c}{b} Tribal Sorcery – TVShow Robots get +2/+1 until end of turn and gain Haste.
Destroy all Humans. 		1 1546974646 on 08 Jan 2019 by Froggychum
533 King Midas Black Mythic 5{3}{b}{b} Legendary Creature – Human Lord 4 3 Goldtouch 0
534 Knujjukk, the Junklord Black Mythic 8{5}{b}{b}{b} Creature – Junk Demon 8 8 Deathtouch, Trample, Indestructible
When Knujjukk, the Junklord enters the battlefield, each opponent discards a card and loses 1 life for each Junk you control. 		0
535 Littering Fiend Black Uncommon 2{1}{b} Creature – Devil 2 1 When Littering Fiend enters the battlefield, put up to one Junk from your hand onto the battlefield. 1 1570802096 on 11 Oct 2019 by Froggychum
536 Lockpicker Black Common 1{b} Creature – Rogue Raider 1 1 Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.) 0
537 Logo of You Black Rare 5{5} Artifact – Logo When Logo of You enters the battlefield, you kill target player, drain their blood and draw a picture of them with their blood 0
538 Mass Moving Day Black Mythic 21{16}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b} Sorcery Move all creatures and all structures 1 1518123352 on 08 Feb 2018 by Froggychum
539 Midas Touch Black Common 1{b} Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gains Goldtouch 		0
540 Monkey in the Middle Black Uncommon 3{2}{b} Enchantment {2}: Create a 1/1 black Ape creature token with "{2}: this creature comes under your control, any player may activate this ability" 0
541 Mounting Misery Black Rare 4{2}{b}{b} Instant Target player loses 1 life. Repeat this effect for each creature that died this turn. 1 1592267779 on 16 Jun 2020 by Froggychum
542 Mr Commitment Issues Black Common 2{1}{b} Creature – Human 4 4 Mr Commitment Issues cannot be combined or bred with other creatures

At the end of every turn remove all counters from Mr Commitment Issues 		0
543 Myc Anon, Unlisted Source Black Mythic 4{2}{b}{?} Legendary Creature – Human Librarian 2 2 ( What should {?} be payed with? )
{b}, {t}: Create a Book token. Then draw cards equal to the number of Book tokens you control and lose that much life. 		0
544 Nein Black Common 1{b} Instant Counter target spell with a German accent 2 1531070761 on 08 Jul 2018 by Vitenka
545 Nethersight Black None 2{1}{b} Sorcery Reveal the top three cards of your library. For each Demon or Zombie you reveal this way, deal 2 damage to target player or planeswalker. Then, put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. 0
546 Ni-Gel Black Common 3{2}{b} Instant Target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn 0
547 Nigel VanGerman Black Mythic 11{9}{b}{b} Creature – German Wizard 7 7 When Nigel VanGerman enters the battlefield add {b}{b}{b}{b}{b}
{b}: Destroy target creature
Whenever a creature dies, Nigel VanGerman drains 5 		0
548 Night in the Fort Black Uncommon 4{3}{b} Instant All creatures you control gain Indestructible until end of turn 0
549 Night of the EMBKs Black Uncommon 3{1}{b}{b} Sorcery You gain 2 life and target opponent loses 2 life. Create a 2/2 black Knight creature token. 0
550 Nitslave Black Common 2{1}{b} Creature – Human Slave 1 2 {t}: Create a Yarn token
{2}{b}: Sacrifice Nitslave and two Yarn tokens, you may play an Equipment from your hand onto the battlefield 		0
551 No Refunds Black Uncommon 2{1}{b} Enchantment Cards don't have Buyback (they lose it, and cannot gain or have it) 0
552 Nomicide Black Uncommon 3{2}{b} Sorcery Kicker {1}{b}
Destroy target creature and each creature with the same name. Then, if Nomicide was kicked, each opponent reveals their hand and discards each card with that name. 		0
553 Notak Black Common 1{b} Creature – Notak 1 1 Deathlink (Damage dealt by Notak causes it's controller to lose that much life) 0
554 Nut Black Common 1{b} Artifact – Food {t}: Target player with a nut allergy becomes Rekt, they must eat a nut, destroy that player 0
555 Off-Brand Shrek Black Common 9{6}{b}{b}{b} Creature – Orc 5 8 1 1508877687 on 24 Oct 2017 by Froggychum
556 Organ Harvest Black Rare 6{4}{b}{b} Sorcery Destroy any number of target creatures, create X Organ tokens where X is their total converted mana cost 0
557 Overflowing Hatred Black Mythic 7{4}{b}{b}{b} Sorcery Each opponent discards seven cards and loses 7 life. You draw seven cards and gain 7 life. 1 1592525169 on 19 Jun 2020 by Froggychum
558 Packing Black Uncommon 2{b}{b} Sorcery Put up to two cards on target permanent you control with Storage
Overload {3}{b}{b} 		0
559 Pain Black Common 1{b} Instant Physically harm your opponent 0
560 Paranoia Black Uncommon 3{1}{b}{b} Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gains "Every 5 seconds, tap then untap this creature, put a Paranoia counter on it" and "Whenever this creature has 500 or more Paranoia counters on it, sacrifice it and destroy all other creatures" 		0
561 Pick up Fifty-Two Black Uncommon 7{5}{b}{b} Sorcery Discard fifty two cards from your hand onto the floor, target opponent must pick them up, and place them in your graveyard, for each 5 seconds it takes, they lose 2 life 0
562 Pinkhole Black Common 3{r/w}{r/w}{r/w} Instant Destroy target land or creature 0
563 Plantation Worker Black Uncommon 3{1}{b}{g} Creature – Human Worker Slave 2 3 {t}: Create two 1/1 black and green Plant tokens 0
564 Pollution Black Rare 7{5}{b}{b} Sorcery Destroy all lands, and green creatures
Each player loses 10 life, and gets 5 poison counters 		0
565 Pooperbot Black Uncommon 3{2}{b} Artifact Creature – Construct -1 -1 Last Strike, Magnetic (You may have this creature enter the battlefield enchanting target Construct. If you do, enchanted creature has this permanent's text box.) 1 1561750003 on 28 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
566 Poopy Fart Black Common 2{1}{b} Instant Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.) 0
567 Potty Monster Black Mythic 5{2}{b}{b}{b} Creature – Monster 7 7 Trample
Whenever an ability of a permanent causes a player to Defecate, flip a coin. If it lands on tails, destroy that permanent. 		0
568 Pry Black Rare 1{b} Instant Look at target players hand and choose a card for them to discard. You lose 5 life, this damage cannot be prevented. 0
569 Pupucaca Black Common 1{b} Instant Strive – {b}

Sacrifice a creature, target opponent loses 2 life, then you gain 2 life 		0
570 Raging Bones Black Rare 2{1}{b} Creature – Skeleton 2 1 Deathtouch
{r}{g}, {t}, Sacrifice Raging Bones: Destroy target land. Activate this ability only if Raging Bones killed a creature that land's controller controls this turn. 		0
571 Raisinshot Black Common 0 Instant As an additional cost to cast Raisinshot, pay half of a {c} or {b}
Raisinshot pings any target
Storm 		0
572 Rektum Black Common 2{b}{b} Artifact {b}{b}: Lose 2 life, target nonblack creature get's Rekt, as long as it has nudity in it's art 0
573 Revised Chimney Imp Black Rare 7{6}{b} Creature – Imp 1 2 Flying
When this creature dies, you may pay {4}{b}. If you do, a random player puts a card from their hand on top of their library unless they control a permanent. 		1 1589635836 on 16 May 2020 by Froggychum
574 RnM Fanboi Black Common 2{1}{b} Creature – Human 2 1 When RnM Fanboi enters the battlefield it becomes your choice of a Genius or an Idiot for the remainder of the game
Infect
RnM Fanboi may not lose or gain types while it is in play, if RnM Fanboi leaves play, remove RnM Fanboi from play, RnM Fanboi may not return to play for the remainder of the game 		0
575 Saddle Sores Black Uncommon 2{1}{b} Sorcery Destroy target creature with Horsemanship 0
576 Saki-Hiro Black Rare 5{3}{b}{b} Legendary Creature – Naga Shaman 7 7 Lifelink 1 1508877768 on 24 Oct 2017 by Froggychum
577 Self Deprecator Black Common 3{1}{b}{b} Creature – Human Idiot 2 3 Unattractive
{t}: Self Deprecator puts a -1/-1 counter on itself, you may discard a card 		0
578 Self Harm Black Common 3{2}{b} Enchantment Whenever you lose life, draw a card 1 1518122502 on 08 Feb 2018 by Froggychum
579 Self-Hatred Black Rare 5{3}{b}{b} Enchantment You are your own opponent 17 1531317110 on 11 Jul 2018 by Tahazzar
580 Selfharmer Black Common 2{1}{b} Creature – Human 0 1 At the beginning of each end step, if you lost life this turn, draw a card 0
581 Semicolon Effect Black Rare 1; Sorcery ; may be payed with one and a half black mana

Cut target player's colon in half, if they die, win the game, then call 911 and admit your crime 		1 1512940645 on 10 Dec 2017 by Froggychum
582 Sett's Skeleton Black Common 1{b} Creature – Skeleton 1 1 0
583 Sett, Cardset Creator Black Mythic 8{5}{b}{b}{b} Legendary Creature – Human Gamer 8 8 {t}: Create a Cardset 0
584 Shackles Black Common 2{c}{c} Artifact – Equipment Equip {0}

Equipped creature is a Slave in addition to it's other types, and gains "{3}{t}: Draw a card"

You control equipped creature 		0
585 Shitpost Black Common 1{b} Instant Post something on social media that could be considered "random" and "shitty", if you get a negative comment or dislike, you may discard a card 0
586 Shitting Bricks Black Rare 8{2/b}{2/b} Enchantment Whenever you Defecate, you may put a Block card in your hand with converted mana cost 2 or less onto the battlefield tapped. 0
587 Slave Trade Black Uncommon 2{1}{b} Sorcery Trade Slave (You and target opponent each put a Slave card from your hands into the other player's hand.).
You lose 2 life. 		0
588 Slavery Black Rare 7{5}{b}{b} Enchantment All creatures you don't control are Slaves in addition to their other types

While Slavery is in play, Slaves may not attack, block, or have their abilities activated 		0
589 Son of a Pirate Black Common 1{b} Creature – Pirateson 1 1 When Son of a Pirate enters the battlefield, target Pirate you control is Son of a Pirate's Parent for as long as Son of a Pirate remains in play 0
590 Soot Black Common 1{b} Artifact – Junk 1 1570801897 on 11 Oct 2019 by Froggychum
591 Spinal Shivers Black Common 3{2}{b} Instant As an additional cost to cast Spinal Shivers, tap a Skeleton you control
Destroy target vertebrate 		0
592 Spoiler Black Uncommon 1{b} Instant Reveal the top card of a pile of cards from an upcoming product, if that card is a functional reprint of another card from a released product, you may put it into your hand. Otherwise, put it on the bottom of the pile 0
593 Spooky Scary Skeleton Black Common 3{1}{b}{b} Creature – Skeleton 3 3 0
594 Stuffy Nose Black Common 1{b} Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has Snorting 		0
595 Sunset Black Common 2{1}{b} Sorcery It becomes Nighttime. 1 1562118278 on 03 Jul 2019 by Froggychum
596 Supervampire Black Rare 5{3}{b}{b} Creature – Supervampire 5 5 Undeathtouch 0
597 Superzombie Black Rare 5{3}{b}{b} Creature – Superzombie 5 5 Undeathtouch 0
598 Swampburn Black Rare 2{1}{b} Enchantment – Aura Curse Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted players upkeep, they lose 1 life for each player that controls a Swamp 		0
599 Switcharoo Game Black Uncommon 3{1}{b}{b} Enchantment At any time you may switch a card you control with a card you don't, if you are caught, sacrifice Switcharoo Game and lose 5 life 0
600 Sword with Daddy Issues Black Common 3{1}{b}{c} Artifact – Equipment Equip {2}
Unequip {4}
Equipped creature has +2/+0 and First Strike 		0
601 Take a Dump Black Common 1{b} Sorcery Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.) 0
602 Tattoo Artist Black Rare 2{1}{b} Creature – Human Cleric 2 1 {1}{b}{t}: Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, that creature gains "at the beginning of your upkeep, create a Tattoo emblem" 0
603 Tax Black Common 1{b} Instant Cast Tax only when a player casts a spell or activates an ability that target's you or a permanent you control
Target player gives you $X.00 CAD where X is the spell or ability's converted mana cost 		0
604 Taxation Black Rare 7{5}{b}{b} Enchantment Whenever a spell is cast or an ability activated that target's a player or a permanent they control, the spell or ability's controller pays the target player $X.00 CAD where X is the spell or ability's converted mana cost 0
605 Teacher Troubles Black Uncommon 7{5}{b}{b} Instant Destroy up to three target teachers 0
606 Teddy Bear Black Common 2{1}{b} Creature – Bear Demon 2 2 0
607 Ten Year Old Funnyboi Black Basic 1{b} Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child 0 1 {t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn 8 1530032932 on 26 Jun 2018 by Vitenka
608 Terminal Cancer Black Rare 8{5}{b}{b}{b} Enchantment – Curse At the beginning of cursed player's upkeep, they get a Cancer counter
If a player has ten or more Cancer counters, they lose the game 		0
609 Thanos, Infinite War-Titan Black Mythic 7{5}{b}{b} Legendary Planeswalker – Thanos 7 Thanos, Infinite War-Titan is Pink
+1: Tutor an Artifact
0: Create a 4/4 black Child of Thanos creature token with Deathtouch and Menace
-2: Sacrifice target green female Alien creature you control: Add three orange mana
-20: Destroy half of all creatures at random. Activate this ability only if you control six or more artifacts 		0
610 That's gotta hurt Black Rare 5{b}{b}{b}{b}{b} Instant Insult your opponent, if they show signs of being insulted, destroy that player 0
611 The Abyssal Maw Black Mythic 15{10}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b} ??? ??? – ??? 50 50 \/\/HENEVER A [REATURE 1S |)ESTROYED TOU NAY [AST 4 Z5P3LL 1 1516046775 on 15 Jan 2018 by Froggychum
612 The Battle Within Black Rare 3{b}{b}{b} Instant Target creature destroys itself 0
613 The Count Black Rare 2{1}{b} Legendary Creature – Vampire Puppet 1 1 Puppet (Any player may activate The Count's abilities.)
When The Count enters the battlefield, Count 100
{b}: Each opponent that hasn't counted this turn loses 1 life and you gain that much life. 		1 1513804800 on 20 Dec 2017 by Froggychum
614 The Cycle of Life 4 Black Mythic 4{3}{b} Enchantment – Saga [I] – You lose 5 life and discard two cards.
[II] – Destroy target creature. If you do, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
[III] – Each player exiles their graveyard. If thirteen or more cards are exiled this way, create a 13/13 black Demon creature token with haste, trample, menace, flying and lifelink. 		1 1593554706 on 30 Jun 2020 by Froggychum
615 The Fifth Horseman Black Mythic 4{2}{b}{b} Creature – Human Pilot 2 3 Landwalk, Horsemanship 1 1513285778 on 14 Dec 2017 by Froggychum
616 The Necronimicon Black Mythic 5{b}{b}{b}{b}{b} Legendary Artifact All black creatures have +2/+2
All wizards have +2/+2 		0
617 The Trifold Hunger Black Mythic 1{b} Legendary Creature – Vampire Demon Beast 10 10 Haste, Flying, Trample
Whenever The Trifold Hunger enters the battlefield or attacks, you lose 10 life. This loss of life cannot be prevented. 		0
618 The True Evil Black Mythic 666{6}{6}{6} 666 – 666 Target player loses 666 life 0
619 Thief Black Common 1{b} Creature – Rogue 1 1 Pay 5 life, {t}: Steal target card from another player's hand 0
620 Thievery Black Common 3{1}{b}{b} Enchantment {b}, Tap two Rogues you control: Steal a card from an opponent's hand 2 1514998659 on 03 Jan 2018 by Vitenka
621 Those Who Hide in Darkness Black Common 5{b}{b}{b}{b}{b} Creature – Human Evils 10 10 Deathtouch
Whenever a white spell is cast, sacrifice Those Who Hide in Darkness 		0
622 Token Black Black Common 0 Legendary Token Creature – Human 0 1 As long as you control Token Black you cannot be racist 1 1557008975 on 04 May 2019 by Froggychum
623 Tome Tomb Black Rare 2{1}{b} Artifact {4}{b}{b}, Sacrifice Tome Tomb: Create six tribal artifact Zombie Book tokens 0
624 Troll Hole Black Common 3{2}{b} Instant Destroy target land, if you do, you create a 2/2 black Troll with "{b}: Regenerate this creature" 0
625 Underworld Prison Black Rare 5{3}{b}{b} Enchantment Whenever a creature you don't control attacks or blocks, it's controller loses 2 life and discards a card. You gain 1 life and draw a card. 1 1556551235 on 29 Apr 2019 by Froggychum
626 Undirb the Anti-Dirb Black Mythic 8{5}{b}{b}{b} Legendary Creature – Dirbnt Bane 8 8 Landwalk, Landhome
Undirb the Anti-Dirb is the Bane of Dirbs 		0
627 Untrustworthiness Black Rare 4{2}{b}{b} Enchantment Whenever you tell a lie, and an opponent believes it, put a Lie counter on Untrustworthiness
{t}, Remove any number of Lie counters from Untrustworthiness: Add {c}{c} for each Lie counter removed this way 		2 1530720209 on 04 Jul 2018 by Vitenka
628 Unwelcoming Playgroups Black Common 5{3}{b}{b} Creature – Human Gamer Evils 5 5 {6}, Tap three untapped Human Gamer Evils you control: Exile target non-white non-male player 0
629 Unwilling Bodyguard Black Uncommon 4{2}{b}{b} Creature – Zombie Soldier 2 4 Spectacle {2}{b} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.)
All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to Unwilling Bodyguard instead.
Whenever Unwilling Bodyguard is dealt damage or dies, target player discards a card. 		0
630 Vindictive Hitmyran Black Common 3{1}{b}{b} Creature – Hitmyran 2 3 {1}{b}: +1/+1 until end of turn 0
631 Voidbreather Black Mythic 9{9} Legendary Creature – Demon Insect 9 9 {1}: Remove nine mana from target player
{11}: Remove nine mana from target player, add that much mana 		2 1530720716 on 04 Jul 2018 by Vitenka
632 Voidhole Black Uncommon 5{3}{b}{b} Artifact Devoid
{t}: Destroy all other permanents 		0
633 Walking Dead Black Common 2{1}{b} Creature – Zombie 2 2 0
634 Whispering Winds Black Uncommon 2{s}{b} Sorcery Search your library for a card named Despair Abandon and put it onto the battlefield. Then, shuffle. 0
635 Wiki Torture Black Mythic 10{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b} Instant – Torture Cast Wiki Torture only if you have lost the last 100 games of Magic the Gathering you have played.

Target player reads all of Wikipedia 		0
636 Wimpy Oil Black Uncommon 1{b} Artifact Hydrophobic (Wimpy Oil cannot be in play if a blue thing is)
Tap five untapped Workers you control, Sacrifice Wimpy Oil: Add {b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b} 		0
637 Witch's Broom Black Uncommon 2{1}{b} Artifact – Equipment Equip Female Wizard {2}{b}

Equipped Female Wizard has +2/+1, is black, and has Flying 		0
638 Witch's Oven Black Common 2{1}{b} Artifact – Structure Child Habitat
You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure.
Cook PoisonVial – {1}{b} ({1}{b}: Create a PoisonVial token)
{t}, Sacrifice a creature inhabiting Witch's Oven: You gain 6 life. 		0
639 Wormhole Black Common 3{1}{b}{b} Artifact {t}: Destroy target non-Insect, non-Plant, non-Spider permanent 0
640 Worstestest, Lord of Yhs Black Mythic 107{100}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b} Legendary Worstestest – Yh Lord 701 701 Worstestest, Lord of Yhs cannot be blocked except by Infinity or more creatures 0
641 Yo Gabba Gabba Black Mythic 18{18} Sorcery – TVShow Put five 8/8 Monster creature tokens with Trample, Deathtouch, and Infect onto the battlefield 0
642 Yoyomaster of Immaculate, Flawless and Marvelous Expertise Black Mythic 10{7}{b}{b}{b} Creature – Yoyomaster 10 10 {0}: Yoyomaster of Immaculate, Flawless and Marvelous Expertise pings everything, then returns it to its owner's tummy. Wait as little time as you can then return them to the battlefield tapped. Repeat this process 696969 times in as little time as you can. You win the game 0
643 Yuyu Imp Black Common 1{b} Creature – Imp Idiot 0 0.999 {t}: Add {u}
{2}{u}, {t}: Create a Book token 		0
644 Zombee Black Common 1{b}{y} Creature – Zombie Insect 2 1 Flying 0
645 get outta me swamp! Black Common 3{2}{b} Sorcery Tap target Orc you control, you may put a swamp from your hand onto the battlefield tapped 0
646 lowercase is sin Black Mythic 18{6}{6}{6} Legendary 666 – 666 666 666 666 0
647 ! Red Common 1{r} Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 as long as it's attacking. 		0
648 A neat ability 2 Red Common 2{1}{r} Sorcery Target player discards a card. If you targeted yourself with this spell, you may draw a card. 2 1548632680 on 27 Jan 2019 by Froggychum
649 A storm is coming to take my internet Red Uncommon 5{3}{r}{r} Sorcery Destroy all artifacts. Create those many 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens. 0
650 Annoying Orange Red Rare 1{r}{y} Legendary Creature – Plant 2 2 Annoying Orange is Orange

{t}: Make an annoying noise, put a 1/1 Plant token creature with Defender onto the battlefield 		0
651 Anvil Red Uncommon 4{2}{c}{c} Artifact {t}: Combine two target Equipments 0
652 AotPW (Simplified) Red Rare 4{3}{r} Enchantment Planeswalkers you control are X/X creatures, where X is their loyalty. 2 1572872076 on 04 Nov 2019 by Froggychum
653 Archdragon's Endgame Red Mythic 3{r}{r}{r} Instant Epic (For the rest of the game, you can't cast spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability.)
Archdragon's Endgame deals 10 damage divided as you choose among target player and up to one creature and/or planeswalker they control. 		1 1591640509 on 08 Jun 2020 by Froggychum
654 Armageddon Red Mythic 7{5}{r}{r} Instant Put a 8/8 Bruce Willis creature token onto the battlefield 0
655 Attack of the Planeswalkers! Red Rare 4{3}{r} Enchantment During the declare attacker's step of combat on your turn, you may have any number of Planeswalkers you control deal damage equal to their loyalty to target player. Those players may choose any numbers of creatures they control to take the damage that would be dealt by that planeswalker, divided as you choose, among those creatures instead of them. If they do, those creatures deal damage equal to their power to that planeswalker. 0
656 Baconan Red Rare 2{1}{r} Legendary Creature – Boar Barbarian 3 1 Haste, Trample, First Strike 0
657 Bag of Cheetos Red Common 6{5}{r}{y} Artifact – Food Bag of Cheetos is Orange

{t}: Eat a Cheeto, then discard a card and lose 2 life 		0
658 Baker's Oven Red Uncommon 5{4}{r} Artifact Cook Bread – {r} ({r}: Create a Bread token) 0
659 Big Boom Burn Red Rare 1{r} Instant If an effect would cause you to discard this card, return it to your hand instead.
Big Boom Burn deals 5 damage to target player.
You lose the game at the end of this turn. 		0
660 Blabbering Beebles Red Uncommon 3{2}{r} Creature – Beeble 3 2 Blabbering Beebles is Unblockable if defending player has talked this turn

Whenever Blabbering Beebles deals combat damage to a player, you may talk for 15 minutes, if you do, deal half of a damage to target player for each sentence you pronounce properly 		0
661 Blaze It! Red Mythic 10{r}{r}{r}{r}{r}{r}{r}{r}{r}{r} Instant As an additional cost to cast Blaze It!, take a puff:
Deal 420 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures or players 		0
662 Blazing Nneoh Red Uncommon 3{1}{r}{r} Land Creature – Pokemon Nneoh Elemental Wizard 3 1 {t}: Blazing Nneoh pings any target 0
663 Bloody Red Death htaeD deR ydoolB Red Mythic 973{9}{7}{3} Creature – Embodiement 973 973 When Bloody Red Death htaeD deR ydoolB enters the battlefield destroy all creatures 1 1508772034 on 23 Oct 2017 by Froggychum
664 Bookfiend Red Common 4{3}{r} Creature – Bookfiend 1 1 {2}, Sacrifice a Book: +1/+1 until end of turn 0
665 Boom // Explosion Red Uncommon 2 {r}{r} // {5}{r}{r} Instant // Instant Shock any target // Deal 20 damage to any target 0
666 Boon of Passion Red Uncommon 2{1}{r} Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature
When Boon of Passion enters the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.
{r}: Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 this turn. 		0
667 Bugbear Red Common 2{1}{r} Creature – Goblin Beast 3 1 Reach
Bugbear cannot attack unless you pay {1}. 		0
668 Can I Axe you a Question? Red Uncommon 6{6} Instant Ask target creature a question, if they don't answer, deal 6 damage to that creature 0
669 Caricature Red Uncommon 3{2}{r} Instant Roll two six-sided dice, record the outcomes
Target Silly creature you control gains +X/+Y, where X was the first dice roll, and Y was the second 		0
670 Carpetburn Red Common 2{1}{r} Instant Carpetburn deals 2 damage to target player. If you control Flying Carpet, Carpetburn deals 4 damage to that player instead. 0
671 Char Red Common 1{r} Instant Char pings any target, it becomes black until end of turn 2 1517348906 on 30 Jan 2018 by Froggychum
672 Cliffatog Red Uncommon 2{1}{r} Creature – Atog 4 1 Haste
At the end of each turn, sacrifice a Mountain. If you don't, sacrifice Cliffatog. 		0
673 Combo Red Common 1{r} Instant Multikicker {r}
Combo pings any target, then pings any target an additional time for each time Combo was kicked 		0
674 Crab Red Common 1{u} Creature – Crab 0 1 Crab is Red
{1}: Crab has +1/+0 until end of turn 		0
675 Demolition Red Uncommon 4{2}{r}{r} Sorcery Put two Destruction counters on any number of Structures 0
676 Detention Red Uncommon 4{2}{r}{r} Instant Detain up to four target Child creatures 0
677 Doodle Red Common 1{r} Instant Draw a picture in fifteen seconds or less, then pick an opponent, if that opponent likes the picture, you may deal 3 damage to them 0
678 Dragon Egg (Basic Dragon) Red Common 3 {2}{r} Artifact Creature – Dragon Child Egg
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Creature – Dragon		 0
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4		 1
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3		 Dragon Egg cannot attack or block
Whenever there are two or more age counters on Dragon Egg, transform it
‑‑‑‑
Flying, Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn), Haste 		0
679 Dragoon Red Rare 5{3}{r}{r} Creature – Dragoon 5 5 Flying, Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn) 0
680 Drucordsogel Red Uncommon 3{1}{r}{r} Legendary Creature – Drucordsogel 5 0 0
681 Eep Red Common 1{r} Instant Cast Eep only when a creature you control takes damage.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.) 		3 1509267053 on 29 Oct 2017 by Vitenka
682 Empathy Red Uncommon 3{1}{r}{r} Instant Destroy all blue creatures 0
683 Enraging Dream Red Common 2{1}{r} Sorcery As an additional cost to cast Enraging Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Enraging Dream deals 5 damage to target creature or player 		1 1558477478 on 21 May 2019 by Froggychum
684 Esketit Red Common 1{r} Instant Target creature becomes Red until end of turn, if it's a Celebrity, it also gets +2/+0 and gains Haste until end of turn 0
685 Excellent Ragecaster Red Mythic 4{2}{r}{r} Creature – Human Wizard 2 5 Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.), Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
{t}: Excellent Ragecaster deals damage equal to it's power to any target. 		0
686 Explosive Diarrhea Red Rare 7{5}{r}{r} Sorcery Defecate 7 (Exile seven cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). If you do, destroy target permanent with converted mana cost 7 or less. 1 1588342136 on 01 May 2020 by Froggychum
687 Falcon Punch! Red Rare 6{5}{r} Instant Deal 20 damage to target creature 0
688 Feminazi Red Common 2{s}{r} Creature – Evil 5 1 Haste, Trample, Vigilance 0
689 Finishing Move #4: Cataclysmic Wrath of the Rage of Titans Red Mythic 2{r}{r} Sorcery – Finisher Finishing Move #4: Cataclysmic Wrath of the Rage of Titans deals damage divided among any number of players or planeswalkers equal to the total power of creatures you control.

You lose the game at the end of this turn. 		1 1588462307 on 02 May 2020 by Froggychum
690 Fire Elemelon Red Common 2{r}{r} Artifact Creature – Food Elemental 2 1 Haste, Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn) 0
691 Firebreathing Domo Red Common 3{1}{r}{r} Creature – Domo Mutant 3 2 Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn) 0
692 First Guy Red Common 1{r} Creature – Human Internetian 1 1 Haste 0
693 Fluke Diva Red Common 2{1}{r} Creature – Devil Imp Demon 1 1 When Fluke Diva enters the battlefield flip a coin. If you win, Fluke Diva gets +2/+2 and gains Haste until end of turn. Otherwise, Fluke Diva shocks you. 0
694 Forrest Gump Red Rare 4{1}{r}{r}{r} Legendary Creature – Human Idiot 2 3 {1}{g}, tap an untapped Forrest you control: Forrest Gump becomes a Leprechaun in addition to his other types until end of turn.
Spells and abilities targeting Forrest Gump cost {2} less to cast. When they resolve, you may flip a coin. When you do, if you win, counter that spell or ability
As long as Forrest Gump is a Leprechaun, he has "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, you may pay {1}{u}. When you do, draw a card." 		1 1549922001 on 11 Feb 2019 by Froggychum
695 Furnace Block Red Uncommon 2{1}{r} Artifact – Block Smelting 1 – {2}{r} ({2}{r}, {t}: one target Blocks that can be smelted transform at the beginning of their controllers next upkeep and each deal 1 damage to that player.) 0
696 Fyrefoxx Red Common 2{r}{r} Creature – Fox 1 1 {r}: Ping target creature 0
697 Garfield, Hater of Mondays Red Rare 5{4}{r}{y} Legendary Creature – Cat Fatso 1 7 Garfield, Hater of Mondays is orange
When Garfield enters the battlefield, if it's Monday sacrifice it, then add five mana of any combination of {r} or {y}
Whenever a Cat attacks, if it's not monday, choose one:
-You gain 5 life
-Draw three cards
-Put a Food card from your hand onto the battlefield for free 		0
698 Garfield, Lazy Lynx Red Rare 4{3}{r}{y} Legendary Creature – Cat Fatso 2 4 Garfield, Lazy Lynx is orange
{t}: Cats you control get +2/+4 until end of turn and lose all abilities
{2}: Destroy target Wolf or Hound creature 		0
699 Gift Goblin Red Common 2{1}{r} Creature – Goblin Child 2 1 Haste
{1}, Unwrap a gift you own: Gift Goblin gets +2/+0 until end of turn 		0
700 Gift of Passion Red Common 1{r} Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature
When Gift of Passion enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Haste. 		1 1587828562 on 25 Apr 2020 by Froggychum
701 Gobbling Goblin Red Common 1{r} Creature – Goblin Fatso 1 1 {g}, Sacrifice target Food you control: Gobbling Goblin gets +0/+3 until end of turn 0
702 Google Feud Red Rare 6{4}{r}{r} Enchantment At the beginning of each player's upkeep, they Google (Search something on https://www.google.com). For each non-fact they encounter, they discard a card. Then, for each fact they encountered, they draw a card. 0
703 Gucci Wool Hat Red Common 2{1}{r} Artifact – Equipment Equip Rat {2}

Equipped Rat has "{r}: Uncombine two other target creatures breeding together, breed one of the creatures with this creature, activate this ability only if the creature breeding with this creature is uncombined" 		0
704 Heartbreak Red Uncommon 2{1}{r} Sorcery Heartbreak deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature became unpaired this turn, it is dealt 20 damage instead. 0
705 Hellcat Red Common 1{r} Creature – Cat 3 1 Haste
Whenever Hellcat attacks, sacrifice it and it deals 1 damage to you. 		0
706 Hellfyre Shot Red Common 1{r} Sorcery Kicker – {2}{b}
If Hellfyre Shot was kicked, it has Deathtouch.
Hellfyre Shot deals 2 damage to target creature. 		0
707 High Noon Red Mythic 4{2}{r}{r} Enchantment {w}: Choose one, then sacrifice High Noon:
-Destroy all Cowboys
-Destroy all Villains 		0
708 Horseplay Red Uncommon 3{1}{r}{r} Enchantment Whenever a Horse enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card 0
709 Horsepower Red Uncommon 4{2}{r}{r} Instant Horsepower shocks any target for each Horse you control 0
710 Hot Pocket Red Common 2{r}{r} Artifact – Food Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Hot Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Hot Pocket for at least one turn.)
{t}, Sacrifice Hot Pocket: You gain 3 life and Hot Pocket shocks you. 		0
711 Hybrid Revolutionary Red Rare 5{3}{r}{r} Creature – Hybrid Rebel 5 5 Hybrids are Rogues in addition to their other types and get +1/+0 when opposing non-Hybrids 0
712 Hyun Warrior Red Common 3{1}{r}{r} Creature – Human Warrior 2 2 Haste, First Strike 0
713 I wanna Iguana! Red Uncommon 3{2}{r} Instant – Urge Create a 4/4 green Lizard creature token with Desertwalk 0
714 Illuminate the Heart Red Common 1{r} Instant Counter target blue spell or destroy target blue creature. 2 1549900821 on 11 Feb 2019 by Vitenka
715 Illuminate the Heart (redone srsly) Red Uncommon 2{x}{r}{r} Instant Illuminate the Heart (redone srsly) deals X damage to target creature. If a blue creature is targeted this way, it's controller discards a card at random from their hand. 0
716 Impatience Red Common 3{1}{r}{r} Instant Target red or black creature card in your hand gains Super haste 0
717 Jab Red Common 1{r} Instant You jab any target (a jab is a quick unprepared poke with up to three fingers), then Jab shocks it 0
718 Jabby Puns Red Rare 5{3}{r}{r} Enchantment Whenever you Laugh, jab any target (a jab is a quick unprepared poke with up to three fingers) and Jabby Puns shocks it 0
719 Jinjurr, Lord of Redheads Red Mythic 6{4}{r}{r} Legendary Creature – Elemental Lord 4 2 Royal, Super Haste, Triple Strike, Flash, Firebreathing
{4}{r}{r}{r}, {t}: Burn everything. 		0
720 Jinjurrbred Man Red Common 3{2}{r} Artifact Creature – Food Human 2 1 Haste
{r}{t}: Jinjurrbred Man breeds with another card named Jinjurrbred Man 		0
721 Kamikaze Red Rare 5{3}{r}{r} Instant Create two 2/3 red Suicide Bomber creature tokens with "{0}: Sacrifice this creature, it shocks target creature or Structure" 0
722 Kaze, Death-Wish Kami Red Rare 2{1}{r} Legendary Creature – Spirit 2 1 {4}{r}{r}{r}, Sacrifice Kaze, Death-Wish Kami: Conic X, where X is the number of creatures that attacked this turn. You may draw those many cards. When you do, discard those many cards. 0
723 Kickboxer Red Common 1{r} Creature – Human Fighter 1 1 Kicker {r}
When Kickboxer enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, it gets +1/+1 and gains Haste until end of turn 		0
724 Koob the Bookfiend Red Rare 5{3}{r}{r} Legendary Creature – Bookfiend Lord 5 5 Sacrifice any number of Book tokens: Put thrice that number of +1/+1 counters on each Bookfiend you control 0
725 Laser Engravement Red Uncommon 1{r} Sorcery When Laser Engravement enters the battlefield it deals 1 damage to target creature and you choose a name.
That target has the chosen name until end of turn.
Etch {1}{r} (When this spell resolves, you may pay {1}{r}. If you do it's effects are permanent.) 		0
726 Lava Spitter Red Common 2{1}{r} Creature – Lizard 2 1 {r}, Sacrifice Lava Spitter: It deals 1 damage to target creature or player. 1 1560953799 on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
727 Lil Pump Red Rare 5{3}{r}{r} Legendary Creature – Celebrity Musician 0.25 0.25 {t}: Creatures you control get +0.25/+0.25 until end of turn 0
728 Lust Red Mythic 3{r}{r}{r} Legendary Enchantment Whenever a player attacks with two or more nontoken creatures, they choose one of them and create a tapped and attacking token that is a copy of the chosen creature but with base power and toughness 3/1. It dies at the end of this turn. 1 1560516404 on 14 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
729 Magic Bloodlust Red Rare 3{1}{r}{r} Instant Until end of turn, attacking creatures get +3/+0. 0
730 Make you easier to kill Red Uncommon 2{x}{r}{r} Instant Switch target creature's power and toughness. Activate this ability only if that creature's toughness is greater than it's power. Make you easier to kill deals X damage to that creature. It must attack next turn. 0
731 Marathon Red Uncommon 6{4}{r}{r} Sorcery All red creatures able to attack must do so this turn 0
732 Meleeism Red Uncommon 3{1}{r}{r} Enchantment When Meleeism enters the battlefield all creatures lose Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, and Spaceflight
Creatures cannot gain Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, and Spaceflight
All creatures have +1/+0 		0
733 Melting Ice Caps Red Rare 4{r}{r}{r}{r} Sorcery Destroy all permanents with the Snow supertype (this includes lands) 0
734 Mockingbyrd Red Common 3{2}{r} Creature – Bird Troll 2 1 Flying
{t}: Insult target opponent, if they look unhappy, Mockingbyrd shocks em 		0
735 Munkii Red Common 3{2}{r} Creature – Ape 2 3 0
736 Murder Hobo Red Mythic 5{3}{r}{r} Creature – Idiot 15 15 When Murder Hobo enters the battlefield, it fights target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls. If it survives, repeat this effect until there are no creatures left or it dies. 0
737 No Backsies Red Uncommon 3{1}{r}{r} Silly Enchantment Player that make players gain control of any number of things they do not own cannot regain control of those things. 0
738 Noob Red Common 3{2}{r} Creature – Human Internetian 1 1 0
739 Overflowing Power Red Mythic 7{4}{r}{r}{r} Sorcery The next time a source you control damages a player this turn, draw those many cards. 1 1592525305 on 19 Jun 2020 by Froggychum
740 Passionate Aetherborn Red Common 2{1}{r} Creature – Aetherborn 2 1 Haste 1 1548084130 on 21 Jan 2019 by Froggychum
741 Peakburn Red Rare 4{3}{r} Enchantment At the beginning of each player's upkeep, if at least one player controls a Mountain, Peakburn deals 2 damage to that player, and 2 damage divided among up to two target creatures they control. 0
742 Pierce Armor Red Uncommon 1{r} Sorcery Kicker – {r}
Pierce Armor deals 1 damage to target creature, it cannot block this turn. If Pierce Armor was kicked, that creature loses all abilities until your next turn. 		0
743 Pimprick Smutphish Red Mythic 1{r} Legendary Creature – Starfish Idiot 8 64 Pimprick Smutphish is Pink 0
744 Pingstorm Red Common 1{r} Instant Ping any target
Storm 		0
745 Pinja Red Common 2{1}{r} Creature – Starfish Ninja 2 1 When Pinja enters the battlefield it deals X damage to any target where X is the amount of colors spent to cast it, X may not be more than 8. This damage cannot be countered or prevented, this loss of life cannot be countered or prevented 2 1530557228 on 02 Jul 2018 by Vitenka
746 Pinnel and Nodhead Red Rare 5{3}{r}{r} Legendary Creature – Imp Demon Devil Rogue 2 2 Madness {1}{r}{r} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)
When Pinnel and Nodhead enters the battlefield it deals 1 damage to any target
Threshold – If there are seven or more cards in your graveyard when Pinnel and Nodhead enter the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to up to seven targets instead. 		0
747 Planewreck Red Rare 3{1}{r}{r} Instant Choose one:
-Destroy target Plane
-Destroy target Artifact Creature Vehicle with Flying 		0
748 Practical Joke Red Common 1{r} Sorcery Play a prank on target opponent, if they fall for it, Practical Joke shocks them 0
749 Pro Red Uncommon 1{r} Creature – Human Internetian 3 3 Haste, Prowess 0
750 Prophetic Anger Red None 2{1}{r} Sorcery Reveal the top card of your library, if it's a creature card you may deal damage to target creature or planeswalker equal to it's power. Then, put each card revealed this way on the bottom of your library in any order. 1 1586036557 on 04 Apr 2020 by Froggychum
751 Psychotic Arsonist Red Uncommon 4{3}{r} Creature – Human Pyromancer 2 2 When Psychotic Arsonist enters the battlefield it deals 2 damage to target creature or player
Madness {2}{r} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.) 		0
752 Pyromancer Pirate Red Mythic 7{5}{r}{r} Creature – Pirate Wizard 3 3 Haste
Whenever Pyromancer Pirate enters the battlefield, dies, is discarded or attacks with a creature you control, it pings any target
{t}: Ping any target 		0
753 Red Aura Red Common 2{r}{r} Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is red in addition to it's other types 		0
754 Red Bandana Red Common 1{r} Artifact – Equipment Equip {0}
Equipped creature is Red in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from red, and gets +1/+0 for each Red creature in play

Red creatures have protection from the equipped creature 		0
755 Red Beast Red Rare 3{2}{r} Creature – Beast 3 3 Whenever Red Beast deals combat damage to a player, it deals that much damage to target creature they control.
{1}{r}: Red Beast gets +2/-2 and gains Haste until end of turn. 		0
756 Red Mana Potion Red Common 2{r}{r} Artifact – Food {t}, Sacrifice Red Mana Potion: Target creature you control gets +X/+0 where X is that creature's converted mana cost 0
757 Red Rag Red Common 1{r} Artifact – Junk 1 1570801966 on 11 Oct 2019 by Froggychum
758 Redhead Red Common 2{1}{r} Creature – Human 2 1 Haste 0
759 Ree! Red Common 3{r}{e}{e} Instant Target Dinosaur or Frog gets +3/+0 this turn.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.) 		0
760 Restless Soul Red Common 2{1}{r} Creature – Spirit 2 1 Haste, Flying 1 1592781931 on 21 Jun 2020 by Froggychum
761 Restricted Red Uncommon 1{r} Enchantment – Aura Enchant target permanent
Enchanted permanent's abilities may only be activated if their controller is older than 18 		0
762 Riot Red Common 1{r} Instant Tap all creatures target player controls, they are attacking and rioting, they gain unblockable until end of turn, sacrifice them at the end step and lose 5 life 0
763 Rogueism Red Uncommon 3{1}{r}{r} Enchantment Rogues you control have +1/+1 for each four cards you own that are exiled 0
764 Runner's Temple Red Rare 4{2}{r}{r} Artifact {t}: Create a 2/2 red Runner token with haste and landwalk. 0
765 SMOrc or Hi Iq? Red Uncommon 3{1}{r}{r} Instant Choose one:
– SMOrc or Hi Iq? deals 5 damage to target player
– SMOrc or Hi Iq? deals 1 damage to all creatures and planeswalkers target player controls. 		0
766 Sand-Burrow Scorpion Red Rare 3{1}{r}{r} Creature – Insect 2 1 Sand-Burrow Scorpion cannot be countered
{r}, {t}: Sand-Burrow Scorpion deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If that permanent dies this way, Sand-Burrow Scorpion gains Shroud until the start of your next turn. 		0
767 Screwing of the Bulb Red Uncommon 3{1}{r}{r} Sorcery Tap all Idiots you control, you may play a Yellow, White, Orange, or Gold artifact with no supertypes or subtypes from your hand, as long as it has converted mana cost 2 or less 0
768 Sillyfy Red Common 2{1}{r} Instant Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat) 0
769 Skeentith Thrill Seeker Red Uncommon 3{1}{r}{r} Creature – Human Rebel 3 1 Whenever Skeentith Thrill Seeker is dealt lethal damage but doesn't die, it becomes the Bane of Parents until end of turn 0
770 Speedrun Red Uncommon 3{1}{r}{r} Enchantment Turns may only last five seconds, if a turn would last longer than five seconds, skip that turn 0
771 Spell Mastery Red Uncommon 1{r} Sorcery The next instant or sorcery spell you cast this turn costs {2} less.

Draw a card. 		0
772 Spitfire Imp Red Uncommon 2{1}{r} Creature – Imp 1 2 Flying
{2}{r}: Spitfire Imp deals 1 damage to any target. 		0
773 Spleefality Red Uncommon 7{5}{r}{r} Enchantment {1}: Destroys target Block. Then, Spleefality deals 1 damage to that permanent's controller. Any player may activate this ability. 0
774 Springfield Downs Red Uncommon 4{3}{r} Artifact – Structure Hound Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +2/+1.
At the end of each of your turns, sacrifice all creatures inhabiting this structure that did not attack this turn. 		0
775 Stoopit Mongorianz Red Mythic 7{5}{r}{r} Legendary Creature – Human Warrior 1 1 Haste, Trample
When Stoopit Mongorianz enters the battlefield create six tokens that are copies of it
{t}: Destroy target Wall
{r}: Stoopit Mongorianz gets +2/+0 until end of turn 		0
776 Storage Wars Red Rare 7{5}{r}{r} Enchantment When Storage Wars enters the battlefield, create X Shipping Containers, where X is thrice the number of players
{r}{r}: Target player fights another player, if they win, they may discard a card, if they do, they draw a card 		0
777 Storm of the Wrath God Red Rare 5{3}{r}{r} Instant Storm of the Wrath God deals 3 damage to any target. Repeat this effect for each creature that died this turn. 1 1592267835 on 16 Jun 2020 by Froggychum
778 Strawberry Applesauce Red Common 4{3}{r} Artifact – Food {t}: Gain 4 life if you control a red Child 0
779 Strawberry Cheesecake Red Common 3{2}{r} Artifact – Food {t}: Sacrifice Strawberry Cheesecake, gain 5 life, activate this ability only if you have lost more than $99.99 CAD this turn 0
780 Supernub Red Rare 3{2}{r} Creature – Internetian Idiot 0 1 Bad Defender (This creature cannot attack. While blocking, prevent all combat damage it would deal. Creatures being blocked by this creature may assign their combat damage as if they weren't blocked.)
Whenever Supernub blocks, creatures you control get +2/+1 and gain haste this turn. 		0
781 Szechuan Sauce Red Common 2{r}{r} Artifact – Food When Szechuan Sauce enters the battlefield, watch an episode of Rick and Morty, if you understand it, make a reddit post about it
{t}: Sacrifice Szechuan Sauce, choose one:
-Gain 2 life
-Target opponent gives you $2.00 CAD 		1 1509205276 on 28 Oct 2017 by Froggychum
782 Tagger Red Common 1{r} Creature – Tag 2 1 Haste
{t}: Target creature becomes a Tag until it makes another creature a Tag 		0
783 Tardiness Red Common 2{r}{r} Enchantment All spells you cast resolve one minute after you cast them 0
784 Temper Red Rare 5{3}{r}{r} Instant Deal X divided as you choose among any number of target creatures or players, where X is the combined power of red creatures you control with Haste or First Strike 0
785 The Cycle of Life 2 Red Mythic 2{1}{r} Enchantment – Saga [I] – Create a 1/1 red Barbarian creature token.
[II] – 1/1 creatures you control become 2/2 creatures and gain haste.
[III] – 2/2 creatures you control become 3/3 and gain menace. 		1 1593554420 on 30 Jun 2020 by Froggychum
786 Tony teh Tigger Red Mythic 7{6}{r}{y} Creature – Tiger 8 8 Tony teh Tigger is Orange
Trample 		0
787 Tou Rette, Lord of Speakeasies Red Mythic 5{3}{r}{r} Legendary Creature – Human Drunk Lord 3 2 {2}: Create a Beer Token
Tap three untapped Drunks you control: Tou Rette, Lord of Speakeasies pings each other non-Drunk creature
Whenever Tou Rette attacks, other attacking Drunks get +2/+0 and gain Haste until end of turn and you may cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand for free. When it resolves, exile it and lose 2 life 		0
788 Unemployee Red Common 1{r} Creature – Human 0 1 0
789 Volatile Hitmyran Red Common 3{1}{r}{r} Creature – Hitmyran 3 2 {3}{r}: +2/+0 until end of turn 0
790 War of Pranks Red Rare 5{3}{r}{r} Enchantment Whenever any player plays a prank, put a Idiocy counter on War of Pranks
{t}, Remove any number of Idiocy counters from: Add {w} for each counter removed this way or create a 1/1 white Idiot creature token for each counter removed this way 		0
791 Wig Red Uncommon 1{r}{y} Artifact – Equipment Wig is Orange
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +1/+1
If Wig is attached to a President, equipped creature gets +5/+5, has Haste and "When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it, then destroy target land" 		0
792 Wiggle Red Common 1{r} Instant Move target creature
Draw a card 		6 1517600798 on 02 Feb 2018 by ChalkdustOnline
793 Wrasslin' Red Common 3{r}{r}{r} Instant Target player fights another target player, if they win, they may add {r} to their mana pool 0
794 Yagdoook Red Mythic 7{5}{s}{r} Legendary Creature – Yagdoook 7 7 When Yagdoook enters the battlefield destroy all Cats 1 1532114133 on 20 Jul 2018 by Froggychum
795 Zoom Red Common 1{r} Instant Split Second
Choose one:
-Skip the next step or phase of target player's turn
-Target spell or ability on the stack resolves, all other spells or abilities on the stack do not resolve, for each spell or ability that does not resolve this way, pay {1} or lose 1 life 		0
796 et-Sah Red Common 2{1}{r} Creature – Lizard 2 1 0
797 playable common removal Red Common 2{r}{r} Instant Deal 4 damage to target creature 0
798 red100 Red None 101{r}{100} 0
799 red101 Red None 1{r} 0
800 red99 Red None 100{r}{9}{9} 0
801 # Green Rare 3{2}{g} Sorcery Kicker – {1}{g}
Create four 1/1 green Elk creature tokens. Then, if # was kicked, you gain 1 life for each creature you control. 		1 1572726693 on 02 Nov 2019 by Froggychum
802 2NC's Servant Green Uncommon 2{1}{g} Creature – Elf Druid 1 3 Activated abilities of Elves you control cost {1} less to cast.
Whenever you activate the ability of an Elf you control, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature. 		0
803 4Kth Caardvaark Green Mythic 5{4}K Legendary Creature – Aardvaark 4 4 (K can be paid with one thousand mana of any colors)
Trample
Whenever 4Kth Caardvaark attacks, you gain 400 life. 		0
804 A Jumpy Frog Green Common 1{g} Creature – Frog 0 1 Jump Boost 1 ({e}: Move A Jumpy Frog up to one inches.) 0
805 Adam of the Biblefolk Green Common 2{g}{g} Legendary Creature – Biblefolk 2 2 0
806 Adam's Apple Green Common 2{g}{g} Artifact – Food {t}: Sacrifice Adam's Apple, gain 2 life, gain 5 life instead if you control a permanent named Adam of the Biblefolk 0
807 Adipose Green Common 1{x}{g} Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+X and is a Fatso in addition to it's other types. If X is five or more, enchanted creature also gains Trample. 		0
808 Aging Green Uncommon 4{3}{g} Instant Put four Age counters on target creatures 0
809 Allergies Green Common 1{g} Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever a Food Artifact enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on this creature" 		0
810 Allograft Green Common 1{g} Sorcery Move any number of counters of any types from target permanent to another target permanent. 0
811 Amphibian's Pad Green Uncommon 2{1}{g} Artifact {1}{u}: Target Frog gets +1/+2 and gains Flying this turn. 1 1560953636 on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
812 Aquamarine Curd Green Common 1{g} Creature – Curd 0 0.01 When Aquamarine Curd dies add {u} 0
813 Archdruid's Endgame Green Mythic 3{g}{g}{g} Instant Epic (For the rest of the game, you can't cast spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability.)
Create two 6/6 green Beast creature tokens with Trample and Hexproof. 		1 1591640538 on 08 Jun 2020 by Froggychum
814 Backwoodsman Green Common 5{3}{g}{g} Land Creature – Forest Human Farmer 2 2 Backwoodsman gets +3/+3 as long as you control a Forest, if that Forest is your southernmost Land, Backwoodsman gets an additional +2/+2 0
815 Bakery Green Common 3{2}{g} Artifact – Structure Chef Habitat
Cook Bread – {1}{g} ({1}{g}: Create a Bread token)
Tap an untapped Chef you control: You gain 2 life. 		0
816 Bakin' Bacon Green Rare 2{g}{g} Enchantment – Aura Enchant orange Dog
Enchanted creature has "Cook Bacon – {1} ({1}: Create a Bacon token)" 		0
817 Bamboo Shoot Green Rare 2{1}{g} Artifact – Food {3}{g}, Sacrifice Bamboo Shoot: You gain 10 life.
{3}{u}, Sacrifice Bamboo Shoot: You gain control of target animal creature
{3}{r}, Sacrifice Bamboo Shoot: Bamboo Shoot deals damage to target creature equal to the number of Plants you control. 		0
818 Basic Bacon Green Common 2{g}{g} Basic Artifact – Food Sacrifice Basic Bacon: Gain 100 life 0
819 Bear Feet Green Common 1{g} Artifact – Equipment Equip {0}
Equipped creature cannot attack or block as long as Lands are in play 		0
820 Bear Paw (The Morbidcharm) Green Common 1{g} Artifact – Equipment Equip {0}
Equipped creature's abilities cost {1} less and require tapping 		0
821 Big Chungus Green Mythic 7{4}{g}{g}{g} Legendary Creature – Rabbit Absolute-Unit 3.5 14 {g}: Put two +1/+1 counters on Big Chungus
As long as Big Chungus has more than a dozen +1/+1 counters on it, it has "At the beginning of each end step, move all creatures not touching Big Chungus one centimeter towards it. Creatures touching Big Chungus are pacified Astronauts" 		0
822 Billy of the Hill Green Rare 1{g} Legendary Creature – Human Farmer 2 2 Billy of the Hill gets +5/+5 and gains Trample, Vigilance and Hexproof if you control a Basic Plains Mountain Land 0
823 Blissful Dream Green Common 2{1}{g} Sorcery As an additional cost to cast Blissful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Each player may untap up to three lands they control. 		1 1558477508 on 21 May 2019 by Froggychum
824 Blubbersucking Beebles Green Uncommon 3{2}{g} Creature – Beeble 2 4 Blubbersucking Beebles is Unblockable if defending player controls a creature with less toughness than Blubbersucking Beebles

Whenever Blubbersucking Beebles deals combat damage to a player, you may eat 15 food items, if you do, Blubbersucking Beebles gets X +0/+0.5 counters where X is the number of times you chewed 		0
825 Bob Nick-Ellis, Being Fighted Green Rare 2{g}{g} Legendary Creature – Human 1 1 {t}: Say Bob Nick-Ellis, Being Fighted's name, if you can think of a magic card that rhymes with it, you may play that card from your hand 0
826 Boon of Growth Green Uncommon 2{1}{g} Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature
When Boon of Growth enters the battlefield, look at the top three cards of your library. You may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on enchanted creature. 		1 1587828756 on 25 Apr 2020 by Froggychum
827 Booster Shot Green Common 2{1}{g} Instant Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn 0
828 Brainless Green Common 1{g} Creature – Idiot 1 1 Protection from Zombies 0
829 Bread Behemoth Green Rare 7{5}{g}{g} Creature – Beast Demon 16 16 Cumulative Upkeep – Sacrifice two Bread tokens
Trample 		0
830 Bull Green Common 2{1}{g} Creature – Cow 2 2 Trample, Snorting ({g}: +1/+0 until end of turn) 0
831 Bull's Eye Green Common 1{g} Artifact – Equipment Equip {0}
Equipped creature is the target of all spells and abilities 		0
832 Bush Wookiee Green Rare 5{3}{g}{g} Creature – Plant Wookiee 5 5 Trample, Shroud 0
833 Call to the Slopfeast Green Uncommon 4{2}{g}{g} Instant Put three 2/2 Pig creature tokens onto the battlefield 1 1509058189 on 26 Oct 2017 by Froggychum
834 Cameron LeMac Green Mythic 4{2}{g}{g} Legendary Creature – Camel Lord 2 4 {x}{g}, {t}: Put twice X +0/+1 counters on Cameron LeMac.
{2}{g}{g}: Other Camels you control get +X/+0 and gain Trample this turn, where X is Cameron LeMac's toughness. 		0
835 Canopatog Green Uncommon 2{1}{g} Creature – Atog 3 3 When Canopatog enters the battlefield or dies, you may put a Forest from your hand onto the battlefield tapped 0
836 Chewbacca, Wookiee Smuggler Green Mythic 7{5}{g}{g} Legendary Creature – Wookiee Raider 7 7 Trample, Vigilance
Tap an untapped Equipment on Chewbacca, Wookiee Smuggler: Chewbacca deals 7 damage to target Flying creature 		0
837 Chewed Leaf Green Common 1{g} Artifact – Junk 1 1570801987 on 11 Oct 2019 by Froggychum
838 Coal Curd Green Common 1{g} Creature – Curd 0 0.01 When Coal Curd dies add {b} 0
839 Codename: Archery Green Uncommon 4{3}{g} Creature – Elf Archer 2 1 Reach, Hexproof, Defender
{r}{t}: Codename: Archery deals 1 damage to target creature with Flying 		0
840 Codename: Cricket Green Uncommon 3{2}{g} Creature – Insect 3 3 Jump Boost
{5}{r}{t}: Take control of target creature until end of turn 		0
841 Compleated Baboon Green Common 3{1}{pg} Creature – Ape-No-More 2 2 {3}{pg}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Compleated Baboon 0
842 Corn Maze Green Uncommon 5{3}{g}{g} Artifact – Food Structure Idiot and Plant Habitat
You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure.
Tap a Plant inhabiting this structure: Add {g}{g}{g}. Activate this ability only once per turn. 		0
843 Culthaus of The SCC Green Rare 6{4}{g}{g} Legendary Artifact Tap an untapped nontoken Camel you control: Create a 1/1 green Camel creature token.
Tap six untapped nontoken Camels you control: Draw a card for each Desert on the battlefield. 		0
844 Cyborgicide Green Uncommon 4{2}{g}{g} Sorcery Destroy all artifact creatures. 0
845 Dat Boi Green Common 3{2}{g} Creature – Frog Swaglord 2 3 0
846 Deep-Forest Emerald-Skin Green Common 3{2}{g} Creature – Lizard 3 4 Vigilance 1 1560953827 on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
847 Devourer of Curds Green Rare 2{1}{g} Creature – Tnaig 1 1 {t}: Devourer of Curds deals damage to it's power to target Curd creature without Flying, if that creature dies, put a +0.25/+0.25 counter on Devourer of Curds 0
848 Dog Whistle Green Uncommon 3{2}{g} Sorcery Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom in a random order.
If that creature is a Hound it enters the battlefield with two additional +1/+1 counters. 		0
849 Domodino Green Common 5{3}{g}{g} Creature – Domo Dinosaur 5 5 Trample, Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn) 0
850 Dozenry Green Rare 6{4}{g}{g} Enchantment At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control twelve or more Food tokens, you win the game.
Cook Bread – {3}{g} ({3}{g}: Create a Bread token) 		0
851 EIEIO Green Mythic 8{7}{g} Legendary Enchantment At the beginning of your upkeep, create a Farm (a 1/1 gold Sheep creature token, a 2/2 pink Boar creature token, and a 3/3 white Cow creature token), then create repeat this process for each Farm you control. 0
852 Earth Elemelon Green Common 2{g}{g} Artifact Creature – Food Elemental 2 2 {t}: Add {g}, activate this ability only once each turn 0
853 Eat Cat Green Common 2{1}{g} Instant Destroy target Cat. You gain 3 life
Eat Cat costs {1} less to cast if you are Asian and consent to this stereotype 		0
854 Egg Green Common 1{g} Artifact Creature – Food Egg {t}, Tear Egg into as many pieces as you can within 5 seconds: Add a quarter of {g} for each new piece of Egg beyond the first, then sacrifice them all and throw them away 2 1530711821 on 04 Jul 2018 by Vitenka
855 Emugel the Legume Green Mythic 6{4}{g}{g} Legendary Creature – Evil Plant 6 6 Emugel the Legume is the Bane of non-Evils 0
856 Eve of the Biblefolk Green Common 2{g}{g} Legendary Creature – Biblefolk 2 2 0
857 Evolution Green Rare 7{5}{g}{g} Sorcery Transform all creatures 0
858 Faciality Green Common 4{1}{g}{g}{g} Enchantment Creatures with Faces in their art have +1/+1 0
859 Family Tree Green Uncommon 3{1}{g}{g} Creature – Treefolk 2 2 Whenever you populate, put a +1/+1 counter on Family Tree. 0
860 Faunarama Green Rare 3{1}{g}{g} Enchantment When you cast Faunarama, choose an Animal creature type
Creatures you control are the chosen type in addition to their other types 		0
861 Finger Gun Green Common 2{1}{g} Artifact – Equipment Equip {0}

Equipped creature has +2/+1 and Reach 		0
862 Finishing Move #5: Gaea's Ancient Vengeance; Power of the Wild Gods and the Forces of Nature Green Mythic 2{g}{g} Sorcery – Finisher Until end of turn, Lands you control are 1/1 creatures and creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain Trample.

You lose the game at the end of this turn. 		1 1588462721 on 02 May 2020 by Froggychum
863 Flooper's Pig Green Common 1{g} Creature – Boar 1 1 Floop: Add {g} 0
864 Florarama Green Uncommon 2{g}{g} Enchantment Creatures you control are Plants in addition to their other types 0
865 Frogg Green Uncommon 3{g}{g}{g} Creature – Frog 4 4 Trample
{g}: +1/-1 until end of turn. Limit of three per turn
{g}: -1/+1 until end of turn. Limit of three per turn 		0
866 Funny Dirb Green Common 1{g} Creature – Dirb 1 1 Bonk: Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.) 0
867 Gerbil Green Common 1{g} Creature – Rat 1 1 0
868 Giegote Green Common 2{1}{g} Creature – Satyr 2 2 0
869 Gift of Growth Green Common 1{g} Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature
When Gift of Growth enters the battlefield, draw a card
Enchanted creature gains Trample. 		1 1587828593 on 25 Apr 2020 by Froggychum
870 Gluttony Green Mythic 3{g}{g}{g} Legendary Enchantment Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, it's controller puts X +1/+1 counter on it and gains X life, where X is the difference between it's toughness and the highest toughness among creatures it's controller controls. 1 1560516631 on 14 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
871 Good Read (RTFC) Green Common 1{g} Instant Target player reads a card to all other player's simultaneously, then draws a card 0
872 Grain Oats (Froot Loopz) Green Rare 0 Artifact – Food
‑‑‑‑
Artifact – "Fude"		 As an additional cost to cast Grain Oats, pay half of a {g}, this cost may not be countered or prevented

Pay half of a {g}: Gain 1 life, whenever you have gained 2 or more life this way, draw a card, whenever you have drawn two or more cards this way, target creature gets +X/+X where X is the amount of green mana spent to cast Grain Oats's abiltiies. Whenever target creature gains more than +4/+4 this way, transform Grain Oats
‑‑‑‑
{A}: Gain 7 life
{A}{A}: Gain 16 life, activate this ability only if you have more than 101 life 		0
873 Grainmill Green Rare 4{2}{g}{g} Artifact {g}, Tap an untapped creature you control, mill six cards: Draw a card.
Whenever you draw your second card in a turn, choose one:
– The next Food spell you cast this turn costs {0}.
– Add {g}{g}{g}.
– You gain 10 life. 		0
874 Green Aura Green Common 2{g}{g} Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is green in addition to it's other colors 		0
875 Green Beast Green Rare 3{2}{g} Creature – Beast 3 3 Whenever Green Beast deals combat damage to a player, put those many +1/+1 counters divided as you choose among creatures you control.
{4}{g}: Green Beast gets +5/+5 and gains Trample until end of turn. 		0
876 Green Wall of Wonder what this does? Green Rare 4{2}{g}{g} Creature – Wall 0 4 Defender
Whenever Green Wall of Wonder what this does? becomes targeted by a spell or ability, you may put a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to that effect's converted mana cost or activation cost. 		1 1550765848 on 21 Feb 2019 by Froggychum
877 Growth Green Common 1{g} Instant Put twenty +1/+1 counters on target creature you control 1 1509208501 on 28 Oct 2017 by Froggychum
878 Hamboi Green Common 2{g}{g} Creature – Boar 1 1 {t}: Sacrifice Hamboi, create two Beef Jerky tokens 0
879 Hamster Green Common 2{g}{g} Creature – Rat Boar 1 1 {t}: Sacrifice Hamster, create one Beef Jerky token, then draw a card 0
880 Hedgehog Green Common 2{1}{g} Creature – Plant Boar 1 1 {g}{t}: Tap or untap another target plant 0
881 Hick Green Common 1{g} Creature – Human Farmer 1 1 0
882 Hot Dog: Post-Processing Green Common 1{g} Artifact – Food {r}: Put a Ketchup counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{y}: Put a Mustard counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{g}{g}{g}: Sacrifice Hot Dog: Post-Processing, gain 3 life, gain 7 additional life for each Mustard and Ketchup counter on it beyond the first 		0
883 Housewife Green Common 2{1}{g} Creature – Human 1 3 Defender
Cook Bread – {1}{g} ({1}{g}: Create a Bread token) 		0
884 Huge Man Green Common 4{2}{g}{g} Creature – Giant 4 4 Trample, Reach 0
885 Hulk Green Rare 8{5}{g}{g}{g} Legendary Creature – Superhuman Hero Villain Monster 8 5 Trample, Indestructible, Hulk can only be blocked by five or more creatures
Annihilator 3
{b/r}{b/r}{b/r}: Monstrosity 5 		0
886 Hummus Green Common 1{g} Artifact – Food When Hummus enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may burn $2.50 CAD, if you do put an Investment counter on Hummus
{t}: Sacrifice Hummus, gain 3 life for each Investment counter on Hummus
When Hummus leaves the battlefield, burn $7.50 CAD 		0
887 Hybird Green Uncommon 1{c} Artifact Creature – Construct Bird 4 3 Flying
Creatures your opponents control gain Trample. 		0
888 I am a stegosaurus Green Rare 3{1}{g}{g} Instant Target player is a 3/3 green Dinosaur creature with no abilities until end of turn 0
889 Italian Nana Green Rare 6{4}{g}{g} Creature – Human Chef 2 2 Whenever Italian Nana attacks or blocks, it gets +2/+2 for each Child you control.
Cook Buffetdish – {g}{g}{g} ({g}{g}{g}: Create a Buffetdish token) 		0
890 Jimminy Cricket Green Mythic 1{g} Legendary Creature – Insect Spirit 1 1 Jump Boost 3 ({e}: Move Jimminy Cricket up to three inches.), protection from everything, Kicker {8}{w}
When Jimminy Cricket enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, put six +1/+1 counters, a flying counter, a vigilance counter and a lifelink counter on it.
{3}{b}{r}: Destroy Jimminy Cricket. Any player may activate this ability. 		0
891 Kale Green Common 1{g} Artifact – Food 1 1512854568 on 09 Dec 2017 by Froggychum
892 Kermit Teh Froge Green Uncommon 2{1}{g} Legendary Creature – Frog Puppet 0 2 Puppet (Any player may activate Kermit Teh Froge's abilities.), Jump Boost 1 ({e}: Move Kermit Teh Froge up to one inches.) 0
893 Kerv Beest Green Common 1{x}{g} Creature – Beast * * X is equal to your current turn minus one
Kerv Beest's power and toughness are both equal to your current turn. 		0
894 Kerv Stompah Green Uncommon 2{x}{g}{g} Creature – Beast * * X is equal to your current turn minus two
Kerv Stompah's power and toughness are equal to your current turn. If the current turn is 4 or later, it's equal to your current turn plus one, also it has Trample. 		1 1555366430 on 15 Apr 2019 by Froggychum
895 Keyleth, Voice of the Tempest Green Mythic 7{5}{g}{g} Legendary Creature – Half-Elf Druid 2 2 Green spells you cast cost {3} less.
{g}: Keyleth, Voice of the Tempest becomes a 6/6 Beast with trample and haste. If it would die this turn, regenerate it instead. Activate this ability only twice per game. 		3 1592432372 on 17 Jun 2020 by Froggychum
896 Lamb Sauce: Unlocated (Lamb Sauce: Located) Green Rare 2 {g}{g} Artifact – Delectable
‑‑‑‑
Artifact – Delectable		 {t}: Tap a legendary creature you control, Locate Lamb Sauce: Unlocated

When Lamb Sauce: Unlocated becomes Located, transform it
‑‑‑‑
{g}: Gain 5 life for each Food you control, then make a Gordon Ramsy quote, or sacrifice Lamb Sauce: Located 		0
897 Landlubber Green Common 1{g} Creature – Elf Druid 1 1 Gain 100 life: Create any number of Lands
Landlubber is the Bane of Pirates 		0
898 Landlubbery Green Rare 7{5}{g}{g} Enchantment When Landlubbery enters the battlefield, sacrifice all Vehicles
All Lands have Habitat
Pirates may not attack or block
{g}{g}: You may play a land from your hand onto the battlefield, any player may activate this ability, if they do, they gain 2 life 		0
899 Le Monke Green Mythic 5{3}{g}{g} Legendary Creature – Ape 4 5 When Le Monke dies, shuffle it into it's owner's library.
{4}{g}: Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.) 		2 1588342566 on 01 May 2020 by Vitenka
900 Live Green Common 4{g}{g}{c}{c} Instant – Urge Stop playing Magic: The Gathering and enjoy your precious existence 0
901 Long Legs Green Common 3{1}{g}{g} Creature – Spider 1 3 Reach 0
902 Lord of the Buffets Green Common 7{5}{g}{g} Creature – Human Fatso Lord 5 8 Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn) 0
903 Louse Green Common 1{g} Creature – Insect 1 1 {2}, Sacrifice Louse: Draw a card 0
904 MC Villager Green Common 3{2}{g} Creature – Human Peasant 2 2 {1}{g}, {t}: Trade Block (You and target opponent each put a Block card from your hands into the other player's hand.) 0
905 Make Green Common 1{g} Instant Make something 0
906 Mana Nana Green Uncommon 2{1}{g} Creature – Human Chef 2 2 Cook Bread – {2} ({2}: Create a Bread token)
Whenever a Food token enters the battlefield under your control, add {g}. 		0
907 Mega Pig Green Common 4{3}{g} Creature – Boar 4 4 Trample 0
908 Melon (Melon Hat) Green Common 2 {g}{g} Artifact – Food
‑‑‑‑
Artifact – Equipment		 {t}: Sacrifice Melon, gain 3 life
Tap a creature you control: Transform Melon
‑‑‑‑
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is an Idiot in addition to it's other types 		0
909 Midget Green Common 1{g} Creature – Human 0.5 0.5 0
910 Midgetkeeper Green Rare 3{1}{g}{g} Creature – Human Lord 0 3 When Midgetkeeper enters the battlefield or attacks gain 1 life for each midget you control
{g}: Target Midget you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn 		0
911 Midnight Hunting Green Uncommon 3{2}{g} Instant Create two 1/1 green Deer creature tokens with Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn). Then, if you control a Wolf, draw a card. 0
912 Mike Hunt Green Rare 3{2}{g} Legendary Creature – Unspeakable 1 1 {1}: Target player says Mike Hunt's name
{8}: Target player draws a card for each time they have read Mike Hunt's name this turn 		0
913 Miller's Mill Green Rare 3{1}{g}{g} Artifact {1}{g}, {t}: Draw a card.
{1}{g}: Untap Miller's Mill.
Whenever Miller's Mill becomes untapped, mill a card. 		0
914 Multimultani, Yavimaya's Avatars Green Mythic 1{x}{x}{x}{x}{x}{x}{g} Legendary Creature – Elemental Avatar Clone 0 0 When Multimultani, Yavimaya's Avatars enters the battlefield create X Multani, Yavimaya's Avatar creature tokens 0
915 NCN Crafter Green Common 2{1}{g} Creature – Elf Artificer 2 2 {2}{g}: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by creatures this turn. Put ta +1/+1 counter on all Faeries that had their damage prevented this way. 0
916 Nitpicker Green Uncommon 2{1}{g} Creature – Ape 2 2 {r}, {t}: Nitpicker deals damage equal to it's power to target Insect creature. When that creature dies this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Nitpicker. 0
917 Oram Green Rare 8{5}{g}{g}{g} Legendary Creature – Elemental * * Oram's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in any zone that are not in your hand 7 1530170259 on 28 Jun 2018 by Tahazzar
918 Overflowing Vitality Green Mythic 7{4}{g}{g}{g} Sorcery Create a 5/5 green Beast creature token, then draw a card for each creature you control. 3 1592525199 on 19 Jun 2020 by Froggychum
919 P-Mail Green Rare 3{1}{g}{g} Enchantment Whenever a Hound enters the battlefield under your control, add {y} and Scry 1. 0
920 Peaceful Aetherborn Green Common 2{1}{g} Creature – Aetherborn 2 2 When Peaceful Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each land you control. 1 1548084241 on 21 Jan 2019 by Froggychum
921 Pearl Curd Green Common 1{g} Creature – Curd 0 0.01 When Pearl Curd dies add {w} 0
922 Pepperoni Pizza Green Common 2{g}{g} Artifact – Food {t}: Sacrifice one eighth of Pepperoni Pizza, draw a card, then gain 2 life if the drawn card was the color of a pizza topping you have eaten in the past 24 hours 0
923 Pickle Green Common 1{g} Artifact – Food {t}: Sacrifice Pickle, gain 1 life, instead gain 2 life if you have drunken vinegar today 0
924 Pickle Rick Green Uncommon 4{3}{g} Creature – Anthropomorphist 4 4 0
925 Pine Tree Green Common 2{1}{g} Artifact – Structure Squirrel Habitat
{1}{g}, {t}: Target creature inhabiting this structure gets +3/+3 this turn.
{5}{g}, {t}, Sacrifice Pine Tree: Create four 0/2 green Plant creature tokens with Defender. 		0
926 Pinecone Green Common 1{g} Artifact – Plant {g}{g}{g}{t}: Sacrifice Pinecone, create two copies of Pinecone except they are tokens 0
927 Plentiful Abundance Green Mythic 7{5}{g}{g} Enchantment Plentiful Abundance is the Bane of Foods 0
928 Qaq Tauce, Cactusman Green Rare 5{3}{g}{g} Legendary Creature – Human Plant Lord 5 5 {t}: Put a 1/1 Plant token creature with defender onto the battlefield 0
929 Rithmandu Green Mythic 7{5}{s}{g} Legendary Creature – Rithmandu 7 7 When Rithmandu enters the battlefield destroy all Wolves and Hounds 1 1532114161 on 20 Jul 2018 by Froggychum
930 Roodawlf Green Common 1{g} Legendary Creature – Elk Idiot 1 1 Whenever Roodawlf attacks, sacrifice him unless you say "Hurr durr i has a tomato nose hurr durr" in an annoying voice 0
931 Root Prison Green Rare 2{1}{g} Instant Prevent all damage that would be dealt by creatures this turn.

Draw a card 		0
932 Root Shot Green Common 1{g} Sorcery Deal 3 damage to target flying creature.
Cycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Draw a card.) 		0
933 Rosegold Curd Green Common 1{g} Creature – Curd 0 0.01 When Rosegold Curd dies add {r} 0
934 Rowling Sap Green Uncommon 1{g} Creature – Ooze 3 3 Rowling Sap must always be moving, if Rowling Sap stops moving, sacrifice it
{2}{g}: Destroy all Saprolings in front of Rowling Sap 		0
935 Rurality Green Rare 7{5}{g}{g} Enchantment When Rurality enters the battlefield, all creatures target opponent controls must Inhabit structures, if they don't, exile them

Structures and creatures target opponent controls may not touch each other, if they do, exile all touching permanents that player controls, and all Inhabited creatures 		0
936 Rustin Reiber, Ruler of Runic Reptiles Green Mythic 7{5}{g}{g} Legendary Creature – Lizard Wizard Lord 7 7 {t}: Create three 1/1 green Lizard Wizard creature tokens
Tap another untapped Lizard Wizard you control: You may cast a spell from your hand for free 		0
937 Sandy Oak Green Uncommon 3{2}{g} Creature – Treefolk 2 4 Whenever Sandy Oak blocks a creature, create a 1/1 Sand creature token that you may assign as a blocker, blocking the creature Sandy Oak is blocking. 0
938 Savage Resurgence Green Rare 7{5}{g}{g} Instant Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token with Trample. Repeat this effect for each creature that died this turn. 1 1592267929 on 16 Jun 2020 by Froggychum
939 Screeching Curd Green Common 0 Basic Creature – Curd 0 0.01 As an additional cost to cast Screeching Curd, pay half of a {g}
When Screeching Curd dies, gain 1 life 		0
940 Slobbermutt Green Common 4{2}{g}{g} Creature – Hound Idiot 2 2 Trample
{u}: Tap target creature, it becomes blue until end of turn 		0
941 Special K Green Common 2KA Artifact – Food K may be payed with {1}, then copying a spell or ability

{t}: Sacrifice Special K, eat a bowl of Special K, if you do, gain 6 life, then draw two cards 		0
942 Sporeosisaling Green Uncommon 2{1}{g} Creature – Plant 1 1 When Sporeosisaling dies, create two copies of it. 0
943 Squirrel Girl Green Uncommon 3{1}{g}{g} Legendary Creature – Superhuman Hero Squirrel Child 1 2 Squirrellink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to make those many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens) 0
944 Stomposaurus Green Common 3{2}{g} Creature – Dinosaur 7 6 At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card. 3 1591981464 on 12 Jun 2020 by Froggychum
945 Suit Tailor Green Common 3{1}{g}{g} Creature – Human Artificer 1 2 {t}: Flip a coin, if it lands on tails, you may play an equipment with converted mana cost 3 or less from your hand 0
946 Sungorger Willow Green Rare 4{1}{g}{g}{g} Creature – Treefolk Angel * * Sungorger Willow's power and toughness are equal to the number of Forests you control
Return an untapped Forest you control to it's owners hand: Sungorger Willow gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate this ability only up to three times each turn. 		0
947 Superior Harvest Green Mythic 1{g} Legendary Enchantment All Grains-Food artifact's abilities cost {1} less to cast for each Wheatfarm you control

All Grains-Food artifact's abilities cost {4} less to cast for each Grainforest you control 		0
948 Supreme Librarian Green Rare 4{2}{g}{g} Creature – Human Cleric Artificer 2 2 {t}: Create a Book token
{5}{g}: Read a book, if you enjoy it, gain 50 life, activate this ability only on your turn 		0
949 Teddy-Bear Picnic Green Uncommon 4{2}{g}{g} Sorcery Create four 1/1 green Teddy-Bear creature tokens with Vigilance 0
950 The Cycle of Life 1 Green Mythic 1{g} Enchantment – Saga [I] – Create a 0/1 Plant creature token with defender.
[II] – Sacrifice a Plant. If you do, create a 1/2 green Elk creature token and add {g}{g}{g}.
[III] – Sacrifice an Elk. If you do, create an 8/8 green Beast creature token with trample. 		0
951 The Eleventh Elf Green Rare 11{8}{g}{g}{g} Legendary Creature – Elf Wizard 11 11 Tap eleven untapped Forests you control, {t}: For the remainder of the match, all values on cards are replaced with 11 or {11}, where either would apply. 0
952 The Street Curry that Grew Forever Green Mythic 9{6}{g}{g}{g} Artifact Creature – Food Fatso 9 9 Trample, Infect 3
{0}: Combine The Street Curry that Grew Forever with another Food or Fatso you control, then you gain 5 life for each symbol in that cards mana cost. Draw three cards
{5}: Add {c}{c}{c}{c}{c}{c}{c}, activate this ability only when The Street Curry that Grew Forever Combines with another permanent
{7}: The Street Curry that Grew Forever gets +10/+10 until end of turn 		1 1512763470 on 08 Dec 2017 by Froggychum
953 Thicc Green Common 1{g} Enchantment – Aura Enchant Female
Enchanted Female gets +0/+2 and is a Thot in addition to her other types 		0
954 Treeburn Green Rare 5{3}{g}{g} Enchantment Cards in your hand gain Cycling {2}. Whenever you cycle a land you may put it onto the battlefield tapped, this does not count towards your one land per turn. 0
955 Trybolguud Green Mythic 3{g}{g}{g} Legendary Enchantment Whenever you choose a creature type, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature of the chosen type. 0
956 Two-Headed Tnaig Green Uncommon 1{g} Creature – Tnaig Mutant 0.5 0.5 When Two-Headed Tnaig enters the battlefield, create a token that is a copy of it, the combine them 0
957 Vivoon Green Common 3{2}{g} Creature – Vivoon 3 2 Flying, Flash 0
958 Wall Nut Green Common 1{g} Artifact Creature – Food Wall 0 2 Defender
{t}, Sacrifice Wall Nut: You gain 2 life 		11 1530929448 on 07 Jul 2018 by HarrisonA
959 Web Green Common 1{g} Artifact Web is White
As an additional cost to cast Web, tap an untapped Spider you control
Spider habitat
{2}{g}: Target Insect inhabits Web until end of turn. At the end of turn, flip a coin. If you win, destroy that creature and you gain 3 life 		0
960 Wild Otnak Green Common 3{2}{g} Land Creature – Pokemon Otnak 3 3 Trample 0
961 Wild Sense Green None 2{1}{g} Sorcery Reveal the top three cards of your library. You may put a Beast or Land card revealed this way into your hand. Then, put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. 1 1586035683 on 04 Apr 2020 by Froggychum
962 Wild Soul Green Common 2{1}{g} Creature – Spirit 2 2 Flying 1 1592782000 on 21 Jun 2020 by Froggychum
963 Wildstyle Green Uncommon 4{1}{g}{g}{g} Enchantment All Beasts have +1/+1 0
964 Winnie the Pooh, Honey Taxmaster Green Rare 7{5}{g}{g} Legendary Creature – Bear Lord 3 5 {w/g}: Gain 8 life if you control a Food 2 1512938950 on 10 Dec 2017 by Froggychum
965 Yolk Yokel Green Common 1{g} Creature – Egg Farmer 1 1 {t}: Create a 0/1 white and green Egg creature token with Defender 0
966 all around good green boy Green Uncommon 2{g}{g} Creature – Elf 3 4 {t}: Add {g} and you gain 2 life. 2 1555083102 on 12 Apr 2019 by wurms
967 elp-Mart Green Common 2{1}{g} Creature – Deer 1 2 0
968 Advent Calendar Multicolour Mythic 12{10}AA Artifact At the beginning of each day, target opponent gives you a piece of candy and you put an Empty counter on Advent Calendar
Whenever it's XMas or there are 25 or more Empty counters on Advent Calendar, sacrifice it to add {w}{u}{b}{r}{g} and draw five cards 		0
969 Alphabeticality Multicolour Rare 26{13}{13} Enchantment At the beginning of your upkeep choose a letter
All creatures with any of the chosen letters in their name have +1/+1 for each chosen letter in their name, and each time each chosen letter appears 		0
970 Art Multicolour Uncommon 2{1}A Instant Draw a picture, if target opponent likes it, draw three cards 0
971 Berry Minefield Multicolour Rare 0 Land Berry Minefield enters the battlefield tapped
{t}: Add {w} or {r}
{w}{r}: Sacrifice two Foods with converted mana cost 2 or less, then choose one:
-Berry Minefield bolts any number of targets
-You gain 2 life for each Red and White creature 		0
972 Capri Sun Multicolour Rare 0{y}{y} Artifact – Delectable {y}{y}: Sacrifice Capri Sun, drink a Capri Sun (tm), gain 4 life, if you consume the beverage in one swallow, gain 8 life instead, then read a dank meme 0
973 Do it for the LOLS Multicolour Common 3LOL Legendary LOL – LOL Tell a joke, if nobody laughs, you lose the game 1 1512939016 on 10 Dec 2017 by Froggychum
974 Flavorful Multicolour Common 1A Instant – Urge Gain 1 life for each word in target permanent's flavor text 0
975 Fortune Multicolour Rare 3AAA Enchantment Enchant Equipment
Enchanted Equipment has "Whenever a Block is destroyed, it's controller adds X mana of any one color and gains X life, where X is it's converted mana cost" 		0
976 Goldem Multicolour Rare 5{5} Artifact Creature – Gold Golem 5 5 Goldem is Gold
Whenever Goldem attacks or blocks create two Gold tokens 		0
977 Homer Simpson Multicolour Rare 4{4}{y}{y} Legendary Creature – Simpson Fatso 2 10 Homer Simpson enters the battlefield with three D'oh! counters on it
Whenever Homer Simpson is dealt damage, you may remove a D'oh! counter from it, if you do, prevent all damage that would be dealt to Homer Simpson this turn 		0
978 Honeycomb Multicolour Rare 1{1}{y} Artifact – Food Structure {1}{y}: Create a 1/1 yellow Insect creature token with Flying.
{y}, sacrifice Honeycomb: You gain 5 life. 		0
979 Life Up! Multicolour Common 1{1} Instant Life Up!'s mana cost may be payed only with W, R or G

Gain 8 life

If you control a Internetian, gain 12 life instead 		0
980 Looting Multicolour Rare 3AAA Enchantment Enchant Equipment
Enchanted Equipment gains "Whenever the creature this Equipment equips kills another creature, it's controller may gain life equal to the killed creature's converted mana cost" 		0
981 Manor Gates Multicolour Uncommon 4{4} Artifact – Gate Manor Gates is Gold
The first time an opponent gives you money while Manor Gates is in play, target creature you control becomes Manor Gates's Keyholder for the remainder of the game
{t}: Add two mana of two colors only if Manor Gates is a Land 		0
982 New York Cheesecake Multicolour Common 5{5}{y}{y} Artifact – Food {t}: Sacrifice New York Cheesecake, gain 16 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $249.99 CAD this game 0
983 Pastanaut Multicolour Uncommon 2{2}{y} Creature – Italian Astronaut 2 3 Pastanaut is Gold
{y}: Create a Bread token, activate this ability only if you control a Vehicle or Plane 		0
984 Pog Collection Multicolour Uncommon 6{6} Enchantment Creature * * Pog Collection's power and toughness are equal to the number of Pogs you own 0
985 Scumbob Swagpants Multicolour Rare 0{y} Legendary Creature – Plant Swaglord 10 10 Scumbob Swagpants is Yellow
Cumulative Upkeep: Discard a Plant card
Whenever you control less than three Plants, sacrifice Scumbob Swagpants.
Plants you control get -11/-1 and lose all abilities except Bad Defender 		1 1513285102 on 14 Dec 2017 by Froggychum
986 Spooderman Multicolour Rare 69{6}{9} Creature – Swaglord 69 69 When Spooderman enters the battlefield destroy all Faggots

All your Swaglords have +4/+4, have Reach, and are spiders in addition to their other types 		0
987 Sweeping Edge Multicolour Uncommon 2AA Enchantment – Aura Enchant Equipment
Enchanted Equipment has "Equipped creature has Sweeping" 		0
988 Swiss Cheese Multicolour Common 0{x}{y} Artifact – Food Swiss Cheese enters the battlefield with X Hole counters on it
Rats you control get +1/+1 for each Hole counter on Swiss Cheese
{t}: Sacrifice Swiss Cheese, gain 4 life minus the number of Hole counters on Swiss Cheese
Whenever there are more than 3 Age counters on Swiss Cheese, sacrifice it 		0
989 The 400th Card! Multicolour Mythic 400{4}{0}{0} Legendary 400 – 400 All numbers on cards are replaced with 400 0
990 The Countdown is at One is a Meme Multicolour Rare 5{5} Instant Players compare dank memes, for the remainder of the next three turns, any player that lost the comparison, takes triple damage from every source 0
991 The Journeyed Hero Multicolour Rare 4{4} Creature – Hero 4 4 Other Heroes you control get +1/+1 0
992 The Snow Queen Multicolour Mythic 8{5}{s}{s}{s} Legendary Creature – Human Lord 5 5 Royal (The Snow Queen is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
Whenever a snow permanent enters the battlefield, you own it for the remainder of the game
The Snow Queen has +5/+5 for each Snow permanent you control (this includes lands)
When The Snow Queen dies, sacrifice all snow permanents, then deal 5 damage to target player and gain 5 life for each permanent sacrificed this way 		0
993 The Thousandfold Hero Multicolour Mythic 6{6} Legendary Creature – Hero Construct * * The Thousandfold Hero's power is equal to the total power of Heroes you control.
The Thousandfold Hero's toughness is equal to the total power of Heroes you control
The Thousandfold Hero has all the textboxes of Heroes you control. 		1 1556483286 on 28 Apr 2019 by Froggychum
994 Treasure Chest Multicolour Rare 4{2}AA Artifact Treasure Chest is Gold
Storage 4 (As long as there are four or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Treasure Chest and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Treasure Chest for at least one turn.) for artifacts. 		0
995 Xob of the Box Multicolour Mythic 10{10} Legendary Creature – God 10 10 Royal (Xob of the Box is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof), Storage 100 (As long as there are one hundred or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Xob of the Box and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Xob of the Box for at least one turn.) 		0
996 Bald Eagle Multicolour Common 3{1}{w}{w} Creature – Bird 3 3 Royal (Bald Eagle is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
Flying 		0
997 Golden Golem Multicolour Uncommon 3{1}{w}{w} Creature – Golem 3 3 Royal (Golden Golem is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof) 0
998 Golden Hen Multicolour Mythic 5{3}{w}{w} Legendary Creature – Chicken 2 2 Royal (Golden Hen is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
{t}: Create a Golden Egg token 		0
999 Pumpkin (Pumpkin Hat) Multicolour Common 1 {r}{y} Artifact – Food
‑‑‑‑
Artifact – Equipment		 Pumpkin is Orange
{t}: Sacrifice Pumpkin, gain 3 life
Tap a creature you control: Transform Pumpkin
‑‑‑‑
Equip {0}
Equipped creature has protection from Monsters 		0
1000 Royal Zombie Multicolour Uncommon 3{1}{b}{b} Creature – Zombie 2 2 Royal (Royal Zombie is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
{3}{b}, Tap all other untapped Zombies you control, {t}: Add an amount of {b} equal to the number of creatures tapped this way. This mana does not empty as steps and phases end. 		0
1001 Amazing Astronaut Multicolour Uncommon 5{3}{w}{u} Creature – Human Genius Astronaut 2 2 Spaceflight (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Spaceflight or by Astronauts)
Whenever another Astronaut you control is tapped, you may draw a card for each Genius you control 		0
1002 Basic Jedi // Basic Sith Multicolour Uncommon 2 {w}{u} // {r}{b} Creature – Jedi // Creature – Sith 1 // 2 2 // 1 Protection from Sith
{w/u}{t}: Target creature cannot attack or block until end of turn // Protection from Jedi
{r/b}{t}: Target creature must attack this turn, it gains +1/+1 until end of turn 		0
1003 Birthday Clown Multicolour Common 4{w}{w}{w}{u} Creature – Clown Shaman 2 3 {t}: Create a Balloon artifact token 0
1004 Boxing Day Multicolour Rare 3{1}{w}{u} Legendary Sorcery Choose one:
-Artifacts you control have Storage 2 until end of turn
-Creatures you control get +2/+1 and gain First Strike and Haste until end of turn 		0
1005 Cancelled! Multicolour Common 3{1}{w}{u} Instant Counter target TVShow spell 0
1006 Cantrip Master Multicolour Uncommon 3{1}{w}{u} Creature – Human Wizard 1 3 You may cast instant and sorcery spells with converted mana cost 1 or less as though they had a converted mana cost of 0. Whenever you do, you may gain 1 life. 0
1007 Cereal Sauce Carton (Breast Juice Carton) Multicolour Common 2{w}{u} Artifact {t}: Target green Food gains "{w}: Gain 1 life" 2 1514516517 on 29 Dec 2017 by Froggychum
1008 Chastity Multicolour Rare 2{w}{u} Legendary Enchantment Creatures cannot become tapped (if an effect would cause them to tap, it does not instead) 1 1560516956 on 14 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
1009 Clown Clone Multicolour Common 2{w}{u} Creature – Clown Clone 2 2 0
1010 Devalue Multicolour Uncommon 2{x}{w}{u} Enchantment Permanents, spells and cards you control's converted mana cost is equal to their converted mana cost minus X 1 1546961296 on 08 Jan 2019 by Froggychum
1011 Eldurr, King of Yerlfott Multicolour Rare 6{2}{w}{w}{u}{u} Legendary Creature – Troll Lord 3 5 Royal (Eldurr, King of Yerlfott is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
Whenever one or more Age counters are placed onto a permanent you don't control, you gain 1 life and draw a card.
{x}{x}{x}{w}{u}, tap X other untapped Trolls you control: Draw thrice X cards and you gain thrice X life. 		0
1012 Finishing Move #6: Planar Phasing Event Causing Cosmic Waves Multicolour Mythic 2{w}{u} Sorcery – Finisher Exile up to six target permanents you control, then return them to the battlefield. If one or more abilities are triggered this way, they trigger an additional time.

You lose the game at the end of this turn. 		0
1013 Gentrification Multicolour Rare 4{2}{w}{u} Enchantment Spells cost {1} more to cast 0
1014 Humility Multicolour Rare 2{w}{u} Legendary Enchantment When Humility enters the battlefield or leaves the battlefield, target creature becomes 1/1. 1 1560516834 on 14 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
1015 Idfar of the Sparkling Dunes Multicolour Rare 5{3}{w}{u} Legendary Creature – Human Artificer Rogue 3 4 Tap an untapped Desert you control: Create a Legendary Treasure token named Dune Diamond
Whenever a Treasure enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw three cards unless target player pays you $99.99 		0
1016 Jediism // Sithism Multicolour Uncommon 3 {1}{w}{u} // {1}{b}{r} Enchantment – Aura // Enchantment – Aura Enchant white or blue creature

Enchanted creature gains "{w}{u}: Be quiet for 6 seconds, for each time you have a non-sexual thought, gain 2 life" // Enchant red or black creature

Enchanted creature gains "{r}{b}: Be loud for 4 seconds, for each time you say something sexual, target player loses 4 life" 		0
1017 Juvenile Correction Facility Multicolour Rare 4{2}{w}{u} Artifact – Structure Child Habitat
{1}{w/u}: Detain target Child inhabiting this structure.
{5}{b}{r}, {t}: Juvenile Correction Facility deals 2 damage to each creature inhabiting this structure. 		0
1018 Patience Multicolour Rare 2{w}{u} Legendary Enchantment Noncreature spells cost {1} more. 1 1560517204 on 14 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
1019 Potty Training Multicolour Uncommon 3{1}{w}{u} Enchantment At the beginning of your upkeep, you may Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target Child creature you control. 0
1020 Set Skeleton Multicolour Mythic 3{1}{w}{u} Creature – Skeleton 3 3 When Set Skeleton enters the battlefield, all cards from My Random Shit in any zone become cards from an expansion of your choice. 0
1021 Skyrocket Multicolour Uncommon 3{1}{w}{u} Artifact {w}{u}: Triple the amount of counters on another target permanent, put a Height counter on Skyrocket

Whenever Skyrocket has three or more Height counters on it, exile it, then gain 3 life for each counter on permanents you control 		1 1513729172 on 20 Dec 2017 by Froggychum
1022 Taryon Darrington Multicolour Mythic 5{3}{w}{u} Legendary Creature – Human Artificer 1 2 When Taryon Darrington enters the battlefield, create a legendary 4/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token with Indestructible and Trample named Doty.
{3}{c}: Create a copy of target artifact. It gains Hexproof this turn. 		3 1592432535 on 17 Jun 2020 by Froggychum
1023 Temperance Multicolour Rare 2{w}{u} Legendary Enchantment Cumulative Upkeep – {1}
Red spells cost {2} more to cast and red creatures cannot attack unless their controller pays {2} for each creature attacking this way. 		1 1560517076 on 14 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
1024 Urbanization Multicolour Rare 7{5}{w}{u} Enchantment When Urbanization enters the battlefield all permanents target player controls must be put together, touching

Whenever any permanent stops touching another permanent, exile it and all permanents touching it, then draw a card 		0
1025 Wei Jeng of the Azure Blade Multicolour Rare 3{1}{w}{u} Legendary Creature – Cultivator 2 4 First strike, Ward {1} (Whenever this becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {1}.)
Whenever Wei Jeng of the Azure Blade attacks a player, tap up to one target permanent they control. 		0
1026 Wewe Yob-Gib Multicolour Mythic 3{1}{w}{u} Legendary Creature – Curd Genius 3 3 {0}: Win everything
Ignore Wewe Yob-Gib (it does not exist) 		0
1027 Winged Falconeer Multicolour Rare 3{w}{u}{u} Creature – Human Artificer 3 4 Flying
Other creatures you control with Flying get +1/+1 and whenever one or more of them deal combat damage to a player, that player cannot cast more than one spell during their next turn. 		1 1560954157 on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
1028 Wynn Lawmage Multicolour Common 3{1}{w}{u} Creature – Human Wizard 1 3 Hexproof, Unblockable 0
1029 Yedi Multicolour Uncommon 3{1}{w}{u} Creature – Yeti Jedi 2 2 Flash
When Yedi enters the battlefield exile target creature. Until end of turn, spells you cast cost {x} less to cast where X is the exiled creatures converted mana cost. 		0
1030 Apartment Complex Multicolour Common 4{2}{u}{b} Artifact – Structure Habitat, Rental (You may put this card from your onto the battlefield. If you do, put X Rent counters on it, where X is it's converted mana cost.
When this permanent leaves the battlefield, if it has any Rent counters on it, you lose the game.
{2}: Remove a Rent counter from this permanent.)
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, they may give you $200.00 CAD for each creature inhabiting this structure. If they don't, they lose the game. 		1 1513729325 on 20 Dec 2017 by Froggychum
1031 Bane, the Villain Multicolour Mythic 4{2}{u}{b} Legendary Creature – Superhuman Villain Bane 4 4 Bane, the Villain is the Bane of Heroes 0
1032 Deep-Sea Horror Multicolour Uncommon 2{u}{b} Creature – Fish Horror 2 2 Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.)
Cards in hidden zones cannot be revealed.
Whenever Deep-Sea Horror deals combat damage to a player, they mill four cards. 		3 1560950570 on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
1033 Elidocorc Multicolour Uncommon 3{1}{u}{b} Legendary Creature – Elidocorc 3 3 Elidocorc is the bane of Crocodiles and Alligators 0
1034 Esper Army Multicolour Rare 5{3}{u}{b} Tribal Enchantment Artifact – Construct Army Creatures have base power and toughness 2/2. Those you control among them get -1/-1 and gain Skulk.
{2}{w}: Creatures get +2/+2 until end of turn. 		0
1035 False-Name Nemesis Multicolour Mythic 5{3}{u}{b} Creature – Merfolk Rogue 5 3 When False-Name Nemesis enters the battlefield, choose a target
False-Name Nemesis gains protection from everything else 		0
1036 Gult Leader Multicolour Rare 5{3}{u}{b} Creature – Aven Lord 3 3 Other Birds and Avens you control get +1/+1 and gain "{t}: Look at the top card of your library, if it is a Bird or an Aven you may reveal it to an opponent to force them to discard a card, if they can't they lose 2 life" 0
1037 Keg Multicolour Common 2{u}{b} Artifact {t}: Create a Beer token
Whenever a Drunk enters the battlefield, sacrifice Keg 		0
1038 Loan Shark Multicolour Uncommon 4{2}{u}{b} Creature – Fish Lord 4 3 Spells you control have Rental.
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) 		0
1039 Preferability Multicolour Uncommon 4{2}{u}{b} Enchantment At the beginning of each player's upkeep, they may ask an opponent a would you rather question, if the opponent answers honestly, does not laugh, or show discomfort, they may both draw a card 0
1040 Rotagilla Multicolour Uncommon 3{1}{u}{b} Legendary Creature – Rotagilla 3 3 Rotagilla is the Bane of Green things 0
1041 Self-Serving Octopus Multicolour Rare 8{6}{u}{b} Creature – Octopus 8 8 {t}, Sacrifice Self-Serving Octopus: Create eight Calamari tokens 0
1042 Skinnydippery Multicolour Uncommon 4{u}{u}{b}{b} Enchantment Whenever an Island enters the battlefield, it gains Habitat until end of turn, it's controller may have up to three creatures they control Inhabit it, then remove them at the end of turn 0
1043 Uncurd the Anti-Curd Multicolour Mythic 106{100}{u}{u}{u}{b}{b}{b} Legendary Creature – Curdnt Bane infinity infinity When Uncurd the Anti-Curd enters the battlefield, destroy each creature with power 0.01 or greater
Uncurd the Anti-Curd is the Bane of Curds 		0
1044 Whispers of Unintelligible Expenses Multicolour Uncommon 2{b}{u} Instant Until end of turn, spells cost {?} more to cast, and whenever a player casts a spell they lose that much life. 0
1045 Wolverine Multicolour Mythic 7{5}{y}{u}{b} Legendary Creature – Superhuman Hero Wolverine 6 6 Indestructible
{1}{r}, Say "Bub": Target creature cannot block until end of turn
{2}{r}{r}, Say "Snikt!": Destroy target creature 		0
1046 4Chandra Multicolour Mythic 4{2}{r}{b} Legendary Planeswalker – Chandra 4 +4: Create four Spam tokens
0: Alphas lose Menace and all Betas gain Menace (both until end of turn)
-4: Creatures gain Scarred 69 until end of turn. Double the number of Poison counters on players 		0
1047 Aggrocius Murdeath Multicolour Mythic 7{5}{r}{b} Legendary Creature – Elder Dragon 28 28 ENDLESSTOUCH 0
1048 Cinammon Challenge Multicolour Uncommon 2{b}{r} Instant – Challenge Target player does The Cinammon Challenge (they fill a tablespoon with Cinammon, and swallow it) 1 1512938224 on 10 Dec 2017 by Froggychum
1049 Curse Fluency Multicolour Uncommon 4{2}{b}{r} Enchantment Your swears cannot be countered
Whenever you swear, you may spit on target creature, if you do, destroy it, then throw it out. It cannot be recycled 		0
1050 Death Strike Multicolour Uncommon 4{2}{b}{r} Sorcery Infect
Death Strike deals 3 damage to any target. 		0
1051 Dom's Hitmyran Multicolour Rare 5{3}{b}{r} Legendary Creature – Hitmyran Slave 7 5 Haste, Trample, Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
{g}: Dom's Hitmyran fights any target and drains life equal to the damage dealt 		0
1052 Draamaa Multicolour Common 3{1}{b}{r} Tribal Sorcery – Teenager As an additional cost to cast Draamaa, be dramatic for attention
Two target Teenagers get -2/-2 until end of turn and two target Teenagers get +2/+2 until end of turn. You may make two teenager breed, if you do, you may sacrifice the Baby token to put a -1/-1 counter on each Female Parent, if you don't, discard your hand 		0
1053 El Megataur Multicolour Uncommon 2{b}{r} Legendary Creature – Minotaur Lord 5 3 Haste 0
1054 Enslave Multicolour Common 2{r}{b} Enchantment – Aura Enchant black Creature
Enchanted creature cannot attack or block, and you control it 		0
1055 Father Fodder Multicolour Rare 5{3}{b}{r} Creature – Human Lord 5 4 Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). 0
1056 Fired!breathing Multicolour Uncommon 3{1}{r}{b} Enchantment – Aura Enchant orange President
Enchanted orange President gains "{t}: Destroy target Worker" 		0
1057 Freakshow Multicolour Mythic 12{10}{b}{r} Sorcery Spectacle {7}{b}{r} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.)
Choose one:
– Create eight 2/1 red Devil creature tokens with Haste and "When this creature dies it deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker"
– Create an 8/8 black Monster creature token with Haste, Trample, Menace and "Whenever this creature enters the battlefield, attacks or dies, you may have it deal 8 damage to any target" 		0
1058 Gym Teacher Multicolour Rare 3{1}{r}{b} Creature – Human Evil Teacher 7 5 Trample, Menace, Intimidate, Haste, Deathtouch
Students you control with power or toughness 2 or less get -2/-2 and Students you control with power or toughness 4 or more get +4/+4 		0
1059 Hellbent Topdecker Multicolour Uncommon 3{1}{r}{b} Creature – Human Idiot 3 3 Hellbent – Hellbent Topdecker gets +3/+3 and gains Haste 0
1060 Hellhound Multicolour Common 2{r}{b} Creature – Demon Hound 2 2 Haste 2 1514160041 on 25 Dec 2017 by Vitenka
1061 Joker Multicolour Uncommon 2{b}{r} Legendary Creature – Clown Villain 4 1 Haste, Scarred 6 (Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals 6 damage to all other creatures.) 0
1062 Kang Dong of the Blood Demon Sword Multicolour Rare 3{1}{b}{r} Legendary Creature – Cultivator 3 2 Haste
Whenever Kang Dong of the Blood Demon Sword attacks an opponent or is target by a spell or ability they control, deal damage equal to his attack divided among creatures they control. 		1 1636271607 on 07 Nov 2021 by Froggychum
1063 Minitaur Multicolour Common 2{r}{b} Creature – Minotaur Child 1 1 0
1064 Noogie Multicolour Uncommon 2{b}{r} Instant – Urge Target opponent gets a noogie, if they cry, they have to give you $5.00 CAD or concede the game 0
1065 PVP Format Multicolour Rare 3{1}{b}{r} Enchantment {b/r}: Target player fights another target player, any player may activate this ability, whoever wins may draw a card 0
1066 Rakdos Party-Time! Multicolour Rare 4{2}{b}{r} Sorcery Deathtouch
Rakdos Party-Time! deals 1 damage to all creatures. 		1 1572872148 on 04 Nov 2019 by Froggychum
1067 Sin Fyip Multicolour Common 2{b}{r} Creature – Fyip 4 3 Deathlink (Damage dealt by Sin Fyip causes it's controller to lose that much life) 0
1068 Swiper, He who Swipes Multicolour Uncommon 4{2}{b}{r} Legendary Creature – Fox Demon Rogue 2 3 Swiper, He who Swipes is Orange
{t}: Steal target card from an opponent's hand and put it into yours
{6}, Say "Swiper no swiping!": Put a Destruction counter on Swiper, only opponents may activate this ability, and only once per turn
If there are three or more Destruction counters on Swiper, sacrifice it and lose 2 life 		0
1069 The Mad Hatter Multicolour Rare 4{2}{b}{r} Legendary Creature – Human Artificer 4 2 Indestructible
{t}: Create a Hat token and The Mad Hatter shocks any target, then you flip a coin. When it lands on heads, The Mad Hatter shocks itself 		0
1070 Alphabet Soup Multicolour Common 2{r}{g} Artifact – Food {t}: Add {r} or {g} and gain 2 life
Whenever Alphabet Soup becomes tapped, choose a letter
At the end of each turn, if you control a permanent with all the chosen letters in it's name, draw seven cards and gain 7 life. If not, sacrifice Alphabet Soup, discard seven cards and lose 7 life 		0
1071 Couch Potato Multicolour Common 2{r}{g} Artifact Creature – Food Zombie Fatso 2 5 Defender
{t}: Remove {e} from target player. 		0
1072 Fight Reflex // Flight Reflex Multicolour Common 2 {r}{g} // {u}{g} Instant // Instant Target opposed creature you control pings each creature opposing it // Remove target opposed creature you control from combat 0
1073 Grog Strongjaw Multicolour Mythic 5{3}{r}{g} Legendary Creature – Goliath Barbarian 5 5 Haste, Trample, Indestructible, Protection from blue
You may exert Grog Strongjaw as it attacks. If you do, it gets +3/+3 this turn. 		1 1592431483 on 17 Jun 2020 by Froggychum
1074 Hot Dog Multicolour Common 2{g}{r} Creature – Wolf Elemental 2 2 Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn), Haste 0
1075 Hydrophobe Multicolour Rare 2{r}{g} Creature – Weird 5 5 Haste, Vigilance, Trample, Menace, Lifelink, Deathtouch, Flying
Hydrophobic (Hydrophobe cannot be in play if a blue thing is) 		0
1076 Hydrophobia Multicolour Rare 5{3}{r}{g} Enchantment Everything has Hydrophobia 0
1077 Mario Multicolour Uncommon 3{1}{r}{g} Legendary Creature – Human Worker 2 3 Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Mario up to two inches.)
{t}: Destroy target Block or Monster. 		0
1078 Missing 420 Multicolour Common 2{r}{g} Instant Count 420 (Verbally count all integers between 1 and 420 (inclusive). If you do, you gain 420 life. Otherwise, exile Missing 420.).
Throw a card in your hand at target opponent. If you miss, draw a card. Otherwise, you lose the game. 		0
1079 Ragemancer Multicolour Rare 4{2}{r}{g} Creature – Viashino Wizard 4 3 {r}{g}: Ragemancer deals 1 damage to target creature. If it survives, put a +1/+1 counter on it. 1 1560953901 on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
1080 Ravishing Alphasaur Multicolour Rare 6{3}{r}{r}{g} Creature – Dinosaur 6 6 Trample, Haste, Menace
Whenever Ravishing Alphasaur deals combat damage to a player, untap all lands you control and Ravishing Alphasaur deals that much damage to each creature they control with power 4 or less. 		1 1560953977 on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
1081 Roreh, Beastly Rereh Multicolour Mythic 4{2}{r}{g} Legendary Creature – Rereh Beast 8 8 Haste, Trample, Roaring ({g}: Target creature can't block Roreh, Beastly Rereh until end of turn)
{r/g}: Roreh deals damage equal to thrice it's power to any target
Pay a quarter of a {r} or a {g}: Roreh gets +X+5/+X+5 until end of turn where X is the amount of damage dealt this game 		0
1082 Animemal Multicolour Common 2{w}{g} Creature – Anime-Protagonist 2 2 When Animemal enters the battlefield, it becomes any Animal Creature type of your choice for the remainder of the game 0
1083 Cat Royale Multicolour Uncommon 4{2}{w}{g} Creature – Cat Lord 2 4 Royal (Cat Royale is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, they must pet Cat Royale for three minutes, if they do not, Cat Royale destroys them 		1 1514351736 on 27 Dec 2017 by Froggychum
1084 Charity Multicolour Rare 2{w}{g} Legendary Enchantment At the beginning of each player's upkeep, they create a Gold token, they gain 3 life, and they put a +1/+1 counter on target creature they control. 1 1560516898 on 14 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
1085 Codename: Equestrian Multicolour Uncommon 5{3}{w}{g} Creature – Centaur 3 5 Horsemanship
Other Horses you control get +0/+2 and gain Trample 		0
1086 Diligence Multicolour Rare 2{w}{g} Legendary Enchantment Creatures with Vigilance get +1/+1.
Creatures with one or more +1/+1 counters on them have Vigilance. 		1 1560517234 on 14 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
1087 Doggo Multicolour Common 2{w}{g} Creature – Hound 2 2 (Doggo transforms from Pupper)
When Doggo enters the battlefield, it has your choice of Haste or Trample until end of turn
Tap another Human you control: Transform Doggo
(Doggo transforms into Old Friend) 		0
1088 Ewe Aven Multicolour Uncommon 2{w}{g} Land Creature – Pokemon Treefolk Bird 2 2 {3}{w}: +1/+0 and Flying until end of game
{3}{g}: +0/+1 and Reach until end of game 		0
1089 Experienced Shaman Multicolour Uncommon 4{2}{w}{g} Creature – Elf Shaman 2 2 Whenever a +1/+1 counter is placed on another creature you control, you may scry 2. 1 1546967234 on 08 Jan 2019 by Froggychum
1090 Far-Trek Explorer Multicolour Mythic 5{3}{w}{g} Creature – Nomad 2 3 Banding with Nomads
Nomads you control have +1/+2 and First Strike
Sacrifice Far-Trek Explorer: You may search your library for an Expedition and put it onto the battlefield, shuffle your library 		0
1091 Finishing Move #9: Siege of the City by the Circle of Nature's Sanctuary; Assault of the Stewards of Gaea's Light Multicolour Mythic 2{w}{g} Sorcery – Finisher Populate three times. Until end of turn, combat damage cannot be prevented and creatures you control with one or more +1/+1 counters on them gain Protection from Everything.

You lose the game at the end of this turn. 		1 1588540550 on 03 May 2020 by Froggychum
1092 Funny Knee Multicolour Uncommon 3{1}{w}{g} Enchantment Whenever a player Laughs, draw a card. 0
1093 Garden of Eden Multicolour Mythic 7{5}{w}{g} Legendary Artifact – Structure Habitat
{w/g}, tap an untapped creature inhabiting this structure: You gain 4 life. 		0
1094 Gratitude Multicolour Rare 2{w}{g} Legendary Enchantment At the beginning of your end step, you may pay {x}. If you do, you gain X life and untap X target lands you control. 1 1560517018 on 14 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
1095 Hummingbyrd Multicolour Common 2{w}{g} Creature – Bird 1 1 Flying, Super haste 0
1096 Katy Perry Multicolour Rare 3{1}{w}{g} Legendary Creature – Celebrity Musician 2 2 {t}: Create a Tiger's Eye artifact token 0
1097 Ken Toe Multicolour Uncommon 2{w}{g} Legendary Creature – Human Mutant 3 2 Landwalk
Blocks are the Bane of Ken Toe 		0
1098 Lord Schnatter, Bringer of Sustenance (Patriarch Johnathan, Harbinger of Reckoning) Multicolour Mythic 4 {2}{w}{g} Legendary Creature – Human Artificer
‑‑‑‑
Legendary Creature – God Cleric		 4
‑‑‑‑
8		 4
‑‑‑‑
8		 Indestructible, Hexproof
Food tokens you control have Indestructible and Hexproof
{3}, {t}: Create a Food token. Creatures you control get +1/+1 this turn for each Food token you control.
{5}, {t}: Transform Lord Schnatter, Bringer of Sustenance.
‑‑‑‑
Indestructible, Shroud
{7}, {t}, Sacrifice Patriarch Johnathan, Harbinger of Reckoning and forty Food tokens: Take thirty additional turns after this one. 		7 1590536693 on 26 May 2020 by Froggychum
1099 Old Friend Multicolour Common 5{1}{w}{w}{g}{g} Creature – Hound 2 3 (Old Friend transforms from Doggo)
When Old Friend enters the battlefield, all Humans you control have +2/+2 until end of turn 		1 1516320145 on 19 Jan 2018 by Froggychum
1100 Othojai the Sidekick Dragon Multicolour Rare 3{1}{w}{g} Legendary Land Creature – Pokemon Dragon Hero 3 3 Flying, Vigilance 0
1101 Proletariat Multicolour Common 2{w}{g} Creature – Human Farmer Worker 1 1 {t}: Create a Food token
{t}: Create an Artifact token 		0
1102 Rangery Multicolour Uncommon 3{1}{w}{g} Enchantment When Rangery enters the battlefield, tap all creatures without Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, or Spaceflight, they cannot untap while Rangery is in play
Whenever a creature without Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing or Spaceflight enters the battlefield, tap it, it cannot untap while Rangery is in play 		0
1103 Raw Egg (Cooked Egg) Multicolour Common 2 {w}{g} Artifact Creature – Food Egg
‑‑‑‑
Artifact Creature – Food Egg		 {r}{t}: Transform Raw Egg
‑‑‑‑
Sacrifice Cooked Egg: Gain 2 life 		0
1104 Royal Kobra Multicolour Uncommon 4{2}{w}{g} Creature – Snake Lord 4 4 Lifelink, Vigilance, Royal (Royal Kobra is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof) 0
1105 Tiger King Multicolour Mythic 4{2}{w}{g} Legendary Creature – Cat Lord 3 3 When Tiger King enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each other Cat you control.
Cats you control have Trample and Hexproof and enter the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on them. 		1 1588456092 on 02 May 2020 by Froggychum
1106 Tuna Sammich Multicolour Uncommon 2{w}{g}{y} Artifact – Food {t}, Sacrifice Tuna Sammich: Target creature loses Hungry until end of turn. Then, Defecate 2 (Exile two cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). 0
1107 Wildlife Crossing Multicolour Uncommon 4{2}{w}{g} Enchantment Pay {g}{g} or {w}{w}: Move target non-Human, Animal Creature onto target opponent's side of the battlefield 0
1108 Yolk Folk Multicolour Common 2{w}{g} Creature – Egg Farmer Worker 1 1 {t}: Create two 0/1 white and green Egg creature tokens with Defender 0
1109 9Gagideon Multicolour Mythic 9{7}{w}{b} Legendary Planeswalker – Gideon 9 +9: Create nine Spam tokens
0: Target creature destroys itself. You gain life equal to the number of times it was dealt combat damage ever
-9: Creatures get Scarred 420. Triple all poison counters on players (both until end of turn) 		0
1110 Asterisk Multicolour Common 2{w}{b} Instant Cast Asterisk only when opponent swears
Choose one:
-Physically harm opponent
-Draw a card 		0
1111 Avatar of Coin Multicolour Mythic 6{4}{w}{b} Legendary Creature – Avatar 7 7 Haste, Trample, Lifelink
Whenever Avatar of Coin enters the battlefield or attacks, target player loses 10 life and another target player gains 10 life.
{w}: Return Avatar of Coin to it's owners hand
{b}: Undying this turn.
{w/b}: Avatar of Coin deals 1 damage to any target and you gain 1 life. 		1 1560211809 on 11 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
1112 Bad Doctor Multicolour Uncommon 3{1}{w}{b} Creature – Human Cleric 1 3 When Bad Doctor enters the battlefield, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Exile it at the end of turn. 0
1113 Bourgeois Multicolour Common 7{5}{w}{b} Creature – Human Evil Advisor Artificer Author Lord 1 1 Whenever money would be put on Bourgeois, triple that amount of money is put on Bourgeois instead
Bourgeois gets +5/+5 for each CAD$0.01 on it
{t}: Put CAD$999.99 on Bourgeois 		0
1114 Child Soldier Multicolour Common 2{w}{b} Creature – Child Soldier 2 1 Last-Strike
Child Soldier cannot attack or block alone 		0
1115 Creationism Multicolour Uncommon 7{5}{w}{b} Enchantment Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, pray, if you feel good, gain 1 life 0
1116 Critical Hypocrisy Multicolour Mythic 7{5}{w}{b} Enchantment Whenever a player is hypocritical, put a Critical counter on Critical Hypocrisy

{t}: Remove five Critical counters from Critical Hypocrisy, sacrifice Critical Hypocrisy, target player who has been hypocritical this game is Rekt, and you gain 5 life 		0
1117 Draining Drain Multicolour Mythic 6{w}{w}{w}{b}{b}{b} Artifact {w}{b}: Draining Drain destroys target creature, then drains 5 to that creature's controller 0
1118 EA Multicolour Mythic 2{w}{b} Legendary Enchantment – Logo As an additional cost for players to cast spells, they must pay $2.00 CAD, this payment may not be countered or prevented 0
1119 Elitism Multicolour Rare 7{5}{w}{b} Instant Elitism is Gold
Destroy all creatures with less than $12.00 CAD on them, then gain 10 life 		0
1120 Elitist Multicolour Rare 4{2}{w}{b} Creature – Human Advisor 1 4 Royal (Elitist is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
{t}: Tap target creature with less than $10.00 CAD on it, Elitist deal's X damage to it's controller, then you gain X life, where X is it's converted mana cost 		0
1121 Envy Multicolour Mythic 3{w}{b}{b} Legendary Enchantment Whenever a player attacks with two or more creatures, they sacrifice half of them. 1 1560516576 on 14 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
1122 Finishing Move #7: The Bringer of Deaths Deserved; Massacre of Immortals Multicolour Mythic 2{w}{b} Sorcery – Finisher Exile all nonland permanents target player controls. For each permanent exiled this way, you gain 1 life and each opponent loses 1 life.

You lose the game at the end of this turn. 		1 1588463814 on 02 May 2020 by Froggychum
1123 GamBling Multicolour Common 2{w}{b} Artifact GamBling is Gold
{0}: Add {w}{w} or {b}{b} only if you earned money this turn and only once each turn 		0
1124 Gambling on Lives Multicolour Uncommon 4{2}{w}{b} Enchantment Whenever a creature is killed, the player that killed it obtains all the money on it 0
1125 Genocide Multicolour Rare 10{2/w}{2/b}{w}{b} Sorcery As an additional cost to cast Genocide, choose a creature type.

Destroy all creatures of the chosen type, then exile all cards of the chosen type from all graveyards. 		0
1126 Guilty Verdict Multicolour Uncommon 2{w}{b} Instant Destroy target creature that attacked this turn 0
1127 Harambe, the Unforgotten Multicolour Mythic 7{5}{w}{b} Legendary Creature – Ape Swaglord 5 5 {1}{w/b}: Create a Spam token.
{x}{w}{b}, {t}, Sacrifice Harambe, the Unforgotten: Internetians you control get +X/+0 and cannot be blocked by Children this turn. 		0
1128 Hciragic, the Chainsmoker Multicolour Rare 5{3}{w}{b} Legendary Creature – Human Druggy 2 3 {t}: Create three red, green and black Cigar artifact tokens
{t}: Gain CAD$X.XX where X is thrice your life total
Whenever you Smoke a Cigar, put X +X/+X counters on Hciragic, the Chainsmoker where X is the number of Cigars you've Smoked 		0
1129 Health Freaking Multicolour Uncommon 4{2}{w}{{b} Instant Gain 2 life for each green Food you control, then smell something gross 0
1130 Hurdur's Throneboi Multicolour Uncommon 3{1}{w}{b} Creature – Orc Slave 2 2 {w/b}: Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.).
{2}{w}{b}: Exile target creature controlled by a player who hasn't Laughed this turn. 		0
1131 Hurdurr, King of Mykazoo Multicolour Rare 6{2}{w}{w}{b}{b} Legendary Creature – Orc Lord 3 5 Royal (Hurdurr, King of Mykazoo is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
Whenever another player laughs or tells a joke, Hurdurr deals 2 damage to that player and you gain 2 life.
{x}{x}{x}{w}{b}, tap X other untapped Orcs you control: Hurdurr deals thrice X damage to any target and you gain that much life. 		0
1132 Hypocrite Multicolour Common 2{w}{b} Creature – Human Donkey 2 2 You may activate Gotcha abilities on yourself, though only once per turn 0
1133 Hypocritical Hippocricket Multicolour Uncommon 5{3}{w}{b} Creature – Hippo Insect Idiot 1 5 Gotcha – Whenever an opponent is hypocritical, you may say Gotcha. If you do, choose one:
– Hypocritical Hippocricket drains 5 to any target
– Hypocritical Hippocricket gets +5/+1 and gains your choice of Flying or Trample until end of turn.
Whenever you are hypocritical or have a Gotcha ability activated against you, sacrifice Hypocritical Hippocricket. 		0
1134 Internet Troll Multicolour Uncommon 3{1}{w}{b} Creature – Troll Internetian 2 3 {t}: Create a Spam token 0
1135 Israphel Multicolour Mythic 5{3}{w}{b} Legendary Creature – ??? 5 5 Indestructible
Whenever Israphel attacks, create a Tainted Sand token with "Sacrifice this token: Put an Infect counter on target player" 		0
1136 Kit Hoarder Multicolour Uncommon 4{2}{w}{b} Creature – Human Artificer 1 4 When Kit Hoarder enters the battlefield, and at the beginning of your upkeep, Kit Hoarder gains a subtype of your choice, put a Hoarding counter on it
{3}{w}{w}{w}{b}{b}{b}: Exile Kit Hoarder, Kit Hoarder deal's 9 damage to each creature that shares a type with Kit Hoarder that you don't control, and gain 9 life for each creature that shares a type with Kit Hoarder that you control
Whenever there are seven or more Hoarding counters on Kit Hoarder or it has Nine or more subtypes, sacrifice it, then lose 5 life and sacrifice a creature 		0
1137 Knightmare Multicolour Rare 4{2}{w}{b} Creature – Knight Nightmare Horse 4 4 Deathtouch, Vigilance 0
1138 Knightmare One Year Later Multicolour Uncommon 2{w}{b} Creature – Horse Knight Nightmare 3 3 Whenever Knightmare One Year Later attacks, you may sacrifice it and pay {w}{b} to destroy target creature defending player controls. 0
1139 Michael Jackson Multicolour Mythic 6{4}{w}{b} Legendary Creature – Human Dancer 2 3 {3}{u}, {t}: Move Michael Jackson. When you do, untap all creatures you control.
When Michael Jackson enters the battlefield, you gain 100 life.
When Michael Jackson dies, you lose 100 life. 		0
1140 Nun Multicolour Common 2{w}{b} Creature – Human Idiot 1 1 Hexproof
{w/b}: Pray, if you feel happy, gain 1 life 		0
1141 PHIL FACE Multicolour Mythic 7{5}{w}{b} Enchantment Artifact {t}: You may play target Vampire or Demon card from your graveyard for free 0
1142 Penguin Multicolour Common 2{w}{b} Creature – Penguin 1 1 Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming) 		0
1143 Pingu, The Terrorizer Multicolour Mythic 4{2}{w}{b} Legendary Creature – Penguin Demon 2 2 Hexproof

{t}: Say Noot Noot, you now have power over reality... 		0
1144 Polar Opposition Multicolour Mythic 5{3}{w}{b} Enchantment All words on all cards are replaced by their opposites, if there is no opposite for a word, it is left the same 0
1145 Prison Warden Multicolour Rare 5{3}{w}{b} Creature – Human Warden 4 5 {t}: Exile target creature then return it to the battlefield triple-tapped (it must be untapped thrice before it can be fully untapped, each untapping makes it one less tapped) and inhabit it onto a Gate for free, it cannot be removed for X turns where X is five plus the amount of damage its dealt this game. It cannot do anything until end of turn (it cannot attack or block, tap, activate abilities or have it's static or triggered abilities function) 0
1146 Sad Clown Multicolour Common 2{w}{b} Creature – Clown Demon Horror 2 2 Deathtouch, Lifelink, Deathlink, Lifetouch 0
1147 Snipery Multicolour Uncommon 3{1}{w}{b} Enchantment All equipped creatures gain +1/+0 for each equipment attached to them, they also gain Reach 0
1148 Spammingbyrd Multicolour Common 3{1}{w}{b} Creature – Bird Troll 1 2 Flying
{t}: Create a Spam token 		0
1149 Spawnkill Multicolour Common 4{w}{w}{b}{b} Enchantment Whenever a creature enters the battlefield target creature Spawnkill's controller controls destroys it, then Spawnkill's controller sacrifices Spawnkill 0
1150 Victorian Strike! Multicolour Uncommon 3{1}{w}{b} Sorcery Exile target permanent with less than six age counters on it 0
1151 Wipe from Legends Multicolour Mythic 7{5}{w}{b} Legendary Sorcery Target creature loses the Legendary supertype 0
1152 Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises Multicolour Common 12{9}{b}{b}{g} Legendary Creature – Teenager Mutant Ninja Turtle Pirateson 2.13 2.13 Haste, Menace, Trample, Deathtouch, Vigilance
When Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enters the battlefield create three tokens that are copies of it 		0
1153 Ass Carcass Multicolour Common 3{1}{g}{b} Creature – Zombie Donkey 2 3 0
1154 Bacteria-Feeder Multicolour Rare 3{c}{b}{g} Creature – Insect 2 3 Flying
When Bacteria-Feeder enters the battlefield, exile up to one target Germ creature. When you do, you gain 1 life and draw a card. 		1 1560950203 on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
1155 Biological Warfare Multicolour Mythic 6{g}{g}{g}{b}{b}{b} Instant Destroy all non-green, non-black creatures.
All non-green, non-black creatures get +4/-2 until end of turn 		0
1156 Bog Slug Multicolour Uncommon 2{b}{g} Creature – Slug 4 4 As an additional cost to cast Bog Slug, sacrifice a land.
Trample
{3}{b}{g}, {t}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Bog Slug for each land card in your graveyard. 		1 1560953227 on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
1157 Emu Gel Multicolour Uncommon 2{b}{g} Creature – Bird Ooze 3 2 Trample 0
1158 Fartnite Multicolour Uncommon 3{1}{b}{g} Enchantment Cast Fartnite only during night, and only after a player farts
That player must constantly fart for the remainder of the night, if they stop, you may do anything to them, "legally" 		1 1518035613 on 07 Feb 2018 by Froggychum
1159 Fat Ass (the Second) Multicolour Common 2{b}{g} Creature – Donkey Fatso 2 3 Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add {r}.) 0
1160 Fatboi Multicolour Common 2{b}{g} Creature – Human Fatso 2 3 Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add {r}.) 0
1161 Gag Reflex Multicolour Uncommon 3{1}{b}{g} Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature becomes the target of a black or green spell or ability, if it would die, return it to it's owners hand instead and create a Barf token 		0
1162 Hippocricket Multicolour Uncommon 4{2}{b}{g} Creature – Hippo Insect 2 4 Trample, Flying 0
1163 Hungry Hungry Hippo Multicolour Uncommon 5{3}{b}{g} Creature – Hippo 5 5 Hungry 5 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put five +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.)
{1}{b/g}: Hungry Hungry Hippo gains landwalk this turn. 		0
1164 Landwalking Dead Multicolour Uncommon 3{1}{g}{b} Creature – Zombie 2 2 Landwalk 0
1165 Laughing Gas Multicolour Common 2{g}{b} Enchantment Sacrifice Laughing Gas, target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat), put an Infect counter on that creature's controller 0
1166 Leopard Leper Multicolour Rare 2{x}{g}{b} Creature – Leper Cat X X+1 Leopard Leper enters the battlefield with X -1/-1 counters on it
Remove a -1/-1 counter from Leopard Leper: Target player loses 2 life 		3 1514533293 on 29 Dec 2017 by Tahazzar
1167 Leperboi Multicolour Common 2{b}{g} Creature – Leper 1 1 {t}: Sacrifice any amount of Leperboi, discard a card for each square centimeter sacrificed this way 0
1168 Leprosy Multicolour Rare 2{b}{g} Enchantment – Curse Enchanted player sacrifices one handful of their skin every turn, then gains a poison counter 0
1169 Medusa, Queen of Gorgons Multicolour Mythic 9{5}{bp}{gp} Legendary Creature – Gorgon Lord 7 7 Royal (Medusa, Queen of Gorgons is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
Other Gorgons you control get +3/+3 and gain Deathtouch.
{b}{g}: Target creature becomes a Statue in addition to it's other types, and cannot attack or block for as long as it is a statue.
{b/g}: Medusa drains 2 to any target. 		2 1530714840 on 04 Jul 2018 by Vitenka
1170 Moldmonster Multicolour Uncommon 4{2}{g}{b} Creature – Monster 4 4 {t}: Put a -1/-1 counter on Moldmonster, you may return a plant from your graveyard to the battlefield as long as it has converted mana cost 2 or less 0
1171 Naga Nagger // Hag Nag Multicolour Uncommon 2 {b}{g} // {u}{b} Creature – Naga // Creature – Hag 1 // 4 3 // 4 Deathtouch, Hexproof // Trample
Tapprice (Any player may tap Hag Nag at any time by paying {x}, where X is Hag Nag's CMC.) 		0
1172 Pharmer // Farmacist Multicolour Uncommon 2 {g}{b} // {u}{b} Creature – Human Farmer Horror // Creature – Human Cleric Horror 2 // 2 2 // 2 {t}: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender, then pop a pill // {t}: Create a colorless Prescription artifact token, then eat a carrot 0
1173 Phlebotomous Hippopotamus Multicolour Mythic 7{5}{b}{g} Creature – Hippo Vampire 7 10 Haste, Vigilance, Trample, Lifelink
Whenever Phlebotomous Hippopotamus deals combat damage to a player, drain an amount equal to Phlebotomous Hippopotamus's power 		0
1174 Pothead Multicolour Uncommon 3{1}{b}{g} Creature – Human Idiot 2 3 {g/b}: Create a PoisonVial token 0
1175 Salvagery Multicolour Uncommon 4{2}{b}{g} Enchantment Whenever a Structure is destroyed, you may pay {2} to return it from the graveyard to the battlefield under your control, if you do, draw a card 0
1176 Slave Mill Multicolour Uncommon 3{1}{b}{g} Artifact {2}, tap two untapped Slaves you control: Draw a card. 0
1177 Spamfeaster Multicolour Rare 5{3}{b}{g} Creature – Troll Horror Beast Lord 4 4 Spamfeaster gets +X/+X, where X is your devotion to spam. 0
1178 Spewmorrow Multicolour Mythic 7{5}{b}{g} Creature – Horror 7 7 Deathtouch, Flash
Whenever Spewmorrow enters the battlefield, attacks or dies, create seven Barf tokens and lose 7 life 		0
1179 Stack Clog Multicolour Common 2{b}{g} Artifact – Unspeakable Split Second
Stack Clog does not resolve
{b}{g}: Eat wet hair, and smell dog farts, lose 5 life, Stack Clog resolves, only opponents may activate this ability, and only if Stack Clog is on the stack 		0
1180 Survivor of Skeentith Multicolour Rare 4{2}{b}{g} Creature – Human Survivalist 4 4 Whenever Survivor of Skeentith is dealt damage, if it survives and has less than 0.25 toughness, you win the game
{8}: Survivor of Skeentith's toughness becomes 0.01 until end of turn 		0
1181 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Multicolour Mythic 8{6}{b}{g} Legendary Creature – Teenager Mutant Ninja Turtle 2 2 Haste, Menace, Trample, Deathtouch, Vigilance
When Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enters the battlefield create three tokens that are copies of it 		0
1182 The Necrosaurus Multicolour Mythic 7{5}{b}{g} Legendary Creature – Zombie Dinosaur 7 7 The Necrosaurus cannot be countered.
Deathtouch, Trample, Infect 		0
1183 Venus Flytrap Multicolour Rare 3{1}{b}{g} Creature – Plant Monster 4 2 Defender
Whenever Venus Flytrap blocks an Insect creature, destroy that creature, then gain 1 life 		0
1184 Weathered Speck Multicolour Uncommon 2{b}{g} Creature – Germ 1 2 When Weathered Speck dies, return it to your hand at the end of turn. 1 1560950096 on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
1185 Wurmhole Multicolour Uncommon 4{2}{b}{g} Artifact {x}{x}{b}{g}, {t}: Destroy X target permanents. Until end of turn, Wurms you control get +Y/+Y, where Y is the total CMCs of permanents destroyed this way. 0
1186 Aqua Man Multicolour Rare 4{2}{u}{g} Creature – Superhuman Hero Merfolk 4 4 Islandwalk, Swimming, Hexproof
{2}{u}{g}{t}: Create two 2/2 Fish creature tokens with Swimming 		0
1187 Blue Jellyfish Multicolour Uncommon 2{u}{g} Creature – Jellyfish 2 2 Flying, Haste
{2}{r}: Blue Jellyfish deals 2 damage to any target
Tap two untapped Plant creatures you control: Create a Blue Jellyfish Jam artifact Food token 		1 1550244860 on 15 Feb 2019 by Vitenka
1188 Customian Changeling Multicolour Rare 6{4}{u}{g} Creature – Shapeshifter 6 6 Customian Changeling is all Customian creature types 0
1189 Djinnsect Multicolour Uncommon 4{2}{u}{g} Creature – Djinn Insect 2 4 Defender, Flying
Whenever Djinnsect blocks a creature, return it to it's owners hand with a Weird counter on it. These counters do not get removed as zones change.
{t}, Remove a Weird counter from Djinnsect: Counter target creature spell. 		0
1190 Evolve Multicolour Common 2{u}{g} Instant Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, if it is a double-faced card, transform it 0
1191 Evonucard Multicolour Mythic 9{3}{u}{u}{u}{g}{g}{g} Legendary Creature – Nucard God * * Evonucard has the text boxes of Imprinted things 0
1192 Hyperwing Vivoon Multicolour Rare 4{2}{u}{g} Creature – Vivoon 4 3 Flying, Flash
{u}{g}{t}: Tap or untap up to two other target permanents
Whenever Hyperwing Vivoon becomes tapped, you may draw a card 		0
1193 Nucard Multicolour Common 2{u}{g} Creature – Nucard 2 2 {4}{t}: Imprint
Nucard gains all Evergreen abilities of creatures Imprinted on it 		0
1194 Scalefin Multicolour Rare 4{2}{u}{g} Creature – Lizard Fish 1 2 Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Scalefin enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.
Whenever Scalefin deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it and untap up to X lands you or a teammate controls, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on it. 		1 1560953402 on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
1195 Trade Multicolour Common 2{u}{g} Instant Trade Magic (You and target opponent each put a Magic card from your hands into the other player's hand.) 0
1196 Verbfish Multicolour Rare 5{3}{u}{g} Creature – Fish 5 5 0
1197 Watermelon Multicolour Common 2{u}{g} Artifact – Food Sacrifice Watermelon: Add X mana of any combination of blue or green mana, where X is four minus the number of halfseconds it took you to activate this ability 0
1198 Add Frenzy Multicolour Common 5{3}{u}{r} Instant Create a card, then put it into your hand
Storm 		0
1199 Cybervivoon Multicolour Uncommon 3{1}{u}{r} Creature – Vivoon Cyborg 3 1 Flying, Flash
{u/r}: Ping target creature, it gains Hexproof until end of turn, if it dies this turn, draw a card 		0
1200 Domino Art Multicolour Rare 6{2}{u}{u}{r}{r} Enchantment Whenever a Domino you control becomes tapped, gain 5 life 0
1201 Froggychums, Just Wanna Make Cards Multicolour Common 2{u}{r} Instant – Urge Create a card, then put it into your hand 2 1529699817 on 22 Jun 2018 by Vitenka
1202 Gucci Ganger Multicolour Common 3{1}{u}{r} Creature – Human Rogue Gucci Ganger is Purple

{u/r}{t}: You may play an equipments from your hand with converted mana cost 2 or less onto the battlefield 		0
1203 Masterpiece Artist Multicolour Mythic 5{3}{u}{r} Creature – Human Artificer 2 3 Artifacts you control gain "{t}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add three mana of any colors"
Sacrifice Masterpiece Artist: Search your library for a Masterpiece and put it onto the battlefield, shuffle your library 		0
1204 Nicknamery Multicolour Rare 8{6}{u}{r} Enchantment {1}{u}: Change the name of target creature to a name of your choice, this creature becomes Nicknamed
Whenever an opponent doesn't use the Nicknamed creature's new name, shock them, unless they allow you to draw a card 		3 1513850428 on 21 Dec 2017 by Vitenka
1205 Randomize Multicolour Common 2{u}{r} Instant Target card becomes another random card until end of turn 0
1206 Rose Water Multicolour Common 2{u}{r} Artifact – Food {u/r}{t}: Sacrifice Rose Water, create a card, gain X life, where X is the number of player's who liked the created card 0
1207 Scanlan Shorthalt Multicolour Mythic 7{5}{u}{r} Legendary Creature – Gnome Bard 1 2 When Scanlan Shorthalt enters the battlefield, choose a card you own outside the game and put it into your hand.
Whenever a legendary creature you control becomes targeted by a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless it's controller pays {4}. 		1 1592432018 on 17 Jun 2020 by Froggychum
1208 Shivari the Spellspammer Multicolour Rare 3{1}{u}{r} Legendary Creature – Human Wizard 2 3 Companion – Each card in your deck has converted mana cost 3 or less.

You draw an additional card during each of your draw steps. 		0
1209 Speed Demon Multicolour Uncommon 3{1}{r}{u} Creature – Demon 0 1 Whenever a spell you control resolves, if it shares a color with Speed Demon, put a Speed counter on Speed Demon

{1}{r}{u}{t}: All your spells gain Storm until end of turn, activate this ability only if there are three or more Speed counters on Speed Demon

At the end of every turn, remove all speed counters from Speed Demon 		0
1210 Wet Willie Multicolour Uncommon 2{u}{r} Instant – Urge Target opponent gets a wet willie, if they cry, they have to give you $5.00 CAD, or concede the game 0
1211 401ster Multicolour Common 4{2}{w}{r} Creature – Clone Soldier 0 1 0
1212 Batta Lion Multicolour Uncommon 3{1}{w}{r} Creature – Lion 3 3 Haste, Vigilance
Battalion – Whenever Batta Lion and at least two other creatures attack, create X copies of Batta Lion except they are tokens, where X is the number of creatures attacking 		0
1213 Clone Trooper Multicolour Common 2{w}{r} Creature – Clone Soldier 2 2 Haste, Vigilance 0
1214 Codename: Fencing Multicolour Uncommon 3{1}{w}{r} Creature – Human Rogue Warrior 3 1 First Strike
{w}: +0/+1
{r}: +1/+0 		0
1215 Cupid, Faerie Matchmaker Multicolour Rare 4{2}{w}{r} Legendary Creature – Faerie 2 2 Flying, Hexproof

{t}: Tap two Humans you control, gain life equal to their CMCs, then create a Baby token 		0
1216 Eager Eagle Multicolour Uncommon 3{1}{w}{r} Creature – Bird 3 2 Flying
When Eager Eagle enters the battlefield, it gets +2/+0 this turn.
Dash {w}{r} (You may cast this spell for its dash cost. If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned from the battlefield to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.) 		0
1217 Elvis the King Multicolour Rare 5{3}{w}{r} Legendary Creature – Human Bard Lord 3 3 Royal (Elvis the King is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
{t}: Each player listens to a song by Elvis. For each player that shows emotion, you gain 7 life. 		0
1218 Finishing Move #8: Climactic Victory of the Battle Against the Dark Aristocracy by the Church of Revolutions Multicolour Mythic 2{w}{r} Sorcery – Finisher Until end of turn, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking creature you control. Untap them, they gain Haste.

You lose the game at the end of this turn 		0
1219 Henchantment Multicolour Uncommon 3{1}{w}{r} Enchantment All creatures are Workers in addition to their other types 0
1220 Iron Man Multicolour Rare 3{1}{w}{r} Legendary Creature – Superhuman Hero 2 3 Iron Man is Gold
Flying
Whenever Iron Man deals combat damage to a creature, you may draw a card for each Gold permanent you control
{t}: Create a Gold token 		0
1221 Pink Eye Multicolour Common 2{w}{r} Enchantment – Aura Pink Eye is Pink
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has -1/-1, gains Unattractive, and has Infect 		0
1222 Queen of Hearts Multicolour Mythic 8{5}{r/w}{r/w}{r/w} Creature – Human Lord Royal (Queen of Hearts is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
When Queen of Hearts enters the battlefield, you may choose to make it pink for the remainder of the game
All creatures gain "{r/w}: Breed this creature with another target creature that shares a type or color with it" and "{t}: Tap all creatures breeding with this creature, create three Baby tokens for each creature tapped this way, then gain 3 life for each Baby token you control, activate this ability only once per game" 		0
1223 Sun Fyip Multicolour Common 2{w}{r} Creature – Fyip 2 2 Firebreathing, Lifelink 0
1224 Suna // Lana Multicolour Uncommon 2 {w}{r} // {w}{g} Legendary Creature – Human // Legendary Creature – Human 1 // 1 1 // 1 0
1225 Thor Multicolour Rare 4{2}{w}{r} Legendary Creature – Superhuman Hero God Elemental Viking 4 3 Flying
Thor has +2/+0 for each Equipment attached to it
As long as Thor has power of 12 or more, spells in your hand gain Storm 		0
1226 Vitenka, My Bae Multicolour Mythic 13INFINI{t}{e} {w}O{r}{t}H Creature – Swaglord 42 42 Vitenka is the best. Everyone knows it 1 1508715067 on 22 Oct 2017 by Froggychum
1227 Wrath Multicolour Mythic 3{w}{r}{r} Legendary Enchantment Whenever one or more creatures attack or block, Wrath deals 4 damage to each of those creatures. 1 1560516718 on 14 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
1228 Eldrago Multicolour Mythic 3{w}{u}{b} Legendary Beyblade – Dragon Lord 0 7 Royal, Unblockable.
{w}{u}{b}: Eldrago gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the total power of Dragons you control.
{t}, Sacrifice seven Dragons: You win the game. 		0
1229 Four-Dimensional Chess Multicolour Mythic 8{5}{w}{u}{b} Legendary Enchantment – Self-Realization Each 0.25 seconds, players play four concurrent subgames of Chess, while in orbit around Earth, and while having 1 lbs of LSD in their body.
At the end of each turn, if one player won all four subgames played this turn, they gain 100 life and draw nine cards. 		0
1230 General Grievous Multicolour Rare 4{1}{w}{u}{b} Legendary Creature – Cyborg Soldier Lord 4 2 General Grievous gets +2/+1 for each Equipment attached to it.
Whenever General Grievous attacks, other attacking Robots you control get +1/+0 and gain Reach this turn. 		0
1231 Iacian Brainiac Multicolour Common 3{w}{u}{b} Creature – Braniac Citizen 3 3 0
1232 Klan Kahn Multicolour Mythic 3{w}{u}{b} Creature – Soldier Lord 3 3 Whenever another Soldier you control deals combat damage, put a +1/+1 counter on it. 0
1233 Klan Trooper Multicolour Uncommon 3{w}{u}{b} Creature – Clone Soldier 2 3 {w}{w}: Klan Trooper gets +1/+2 until end of turn
{u}{u}: Klan Trooper becomes another target creature that shares a color with it until end of turn
{b}{b}: Destroy target Black or Slave creature 		0
1234 Lord Percival de Rolo Multicolour Mythic 5{2}{w}{u}{b} Legendary Creature – Human Artificer 3 4 Lord Percival de Rolo enters the battlefield with six Grit counters on it.
Whenever Lord Percival de Rolo attacks, you may remove exactly one Grit counter from it. If you do, create a Firearm artifact token attached to it. 		1 1592431793 on 17 Jun 2020 by Froggychum
1235 Lunar Butcher Multicolour Rare 3{w}{u}{b} Creature – Human Wizard Warrior * * Lunar Butcher's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands that have left the battlefield this turn plus four
{4}{b}: Destroy target land, then exile it from it's owners graveyard.
{2}{w}: Exile target nonbasic land until end of turn
{1}{u}: Return target land to it's owners hand, their maximum hand size increases by one this turn. 		0
1236 Manhunt Multicolour Rare 8{5}{w}{u}{b} Sorcery Draw cards until you draw a Male Human creature card, if you do not, you lose the game 0
1237 OCDManiac Multicolour Common 6{3}{w}{u}{b} Creature – Human Idiot 1 1 When OCDManiac enters the battlefield choose a number
If you don't have a number of cards in your hand equal to the chosen number, sacrifice OCDManiac and do three tics 		0
1238 The Hunt for Mike Hunt Multicolour Mythic 10{7}{w}{u}{b} Sorcery Draw card until you draw a card named Mike Hunt, if you don't you lose the game, otherwise gain 1 life for each card you drew 0
1239 Ceecyren, Sea Siren Multicolour Mythic 6{3}{u}{b}{r} Legendary Creature – Siren 6 6 Ceecyren, Sea Siren is the Bane of Pirates
{u}{u}{u}: Destroy each Vehicle within 100 lightyears of Ceecyren 		0
1240 Cruel Pranktimatum Multicolour Rare 7{u}{u}{b}{b}{b}{r}{r} Sorcery Cruel Pranktimatum can't be countered
Play a prank on any number of opponents. For each opponent that cheers or compliments you, target player draws or discards three cards
For each opponent that cries, choose one:
-Return target creature to the battlefield and put a +1/+1 counter on it. If it's black it gains Deathtouch for the remainder of the game
-Destroy target creature with or without Indestructible
For each opponent that laughs, you gain 3 life or deal 3 damage to any target for each red creature you control
If players doesn't cheer, compliment you, cry or laugh, you gain 20 life and search your library for a card and put it onto the battlefield for free 		3 1512685632 on 07 Dec 2017 by Froggychum
1241 Exadamus, Beyond Perfect Multicolour Mythic 3{b}{u}{r} Legendary Planeswalker – Exadamus 13 +3: You may cast a spell for free
0: Destroy any target
-3: You get an emblem with "Attacking creatures you control get +3/+0 and have Haste and Trample"
-7: Add mana in any combinations of colors equal to the number of cards in graveyards 		3 1529690772 on 22 Jun 2018 by Froggychum
1242 Gazorpazorpfield, Alternate Reality Garfield Multicolour Rare 4{b}{u}{u}{r} Legendary Creature – Cat Demon Alien 0 0 When Gazorpazorpfield, Alternate Reality Garfield enters the battlefield, destroy all Food, then put those many +1/+1 counters on Gazorpazorpfield. You gain that much life and draw those many cards. For the remainder of this game, you have no maximum hand size

{u}: Shuffle target damaged creature into it's owners library.
{1}{r}: +4/+0 until end of turn
{5}{b}: Destroy all Johns 		0
1243 I, Aye, Captain! Multicolour Rare 3{u}{b}{r} Enchantment As long as you control I, Aye, Captain!, you are a 4/3 Grixis Pirate creature with "{2}: Untap another target Pirate creature you control. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature". You are still a player.
Every Man has a Price... (Any player may pay {x}, where X is this permanent's CMC to gain control of it.) 		0
1244 The Boss Baby Multicolour Uncommon 3{u}{b}{r} Legendary Creature – Human Baby Swaglord 1 3 {1}{u}: Target Child gains Hexproof and Flying this turn.
{1}{b}: Target Child gains Lifelink and Deathtouch this turn.
{1}{r}: Target Child gains Haste and Trample this turn.
{1}{u}{b}{r}: Target player gives you $100.00 CAD. 		0
1245 Vax'ildan Vessar Multicolour Mythic 5{2}{u}{b}{r} Legendary Creature – Half-Elf Rogue 3 2 Hexproof, Haste, Double-Strike
Whenever Vax'ildan Vessar attacks alone, you may an untapped creature you control. If you do, destroy target permanent. 		1 1592430918 on 17 Jun 2020 by Froggychum
1246 Carolina Reaper Multicolour Mythic 9{r}{r}{r}{g}{g}{g}{b}{b}{b} Artifact – Delectable {9}: Target player eats a Carolina Reaper, if they show pain, they lose the game, and are destroyed and you deal X damage to all creatures you don't control, where X is thrice the destroyed players life total 0
1247 Celery Cerberus Multicolour Common 3{b}{r}{g} Creature – Plant Hound 4 4 Trample, Haste 0
1248 Ghost Pepper Multicolour Uncommon 3{r}{g}{b} Artifact – Food {1}{r}{g}{b}{t}: Target player eats a Ghost Pepper, create a black Spirit for each sound of pain they make 0
1249 Grumpy Cat Multicolour Mythic 3{b}{r}{g} Legendary Creature – Cat Internetian 2 5 {t}: Cats and Internetians you control get +2/+2 until end of turn 0
1250 Infernal Pig Multicolour Uncommon 4{b}{b}{r}{g} Creature – Pig Demon 5 5 When Infernal Pig enters the battlefield you may sacrifice a land. If you do, destroy target land and put a +1/+1 counter on Infernal Pig. 0
1251 Kaktuzz Multicolour Common 3{b}{r}{g} Creature – Cactus Swaglord 6 6 0
1252 Sand Block (Glass Block) Multicolour Common 4 {r}{b/g} Artifact – Block
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Artifact – Block		 (Sand Block can be Smelted)
{e}, {t}: Drop Sand Block from a height of at least one foot. Then, attach it to all creatures it touches.
Every 0.5 seconds, this Block deals 0.5 damage to all creatures it is attached to.
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{t}, Sacrifice Glass Block: It deals 6 damage to target player, and they get a Poison counter 		0
1253 Slithering Ekam Multicolour Common 3{b}{r}{g} Creature – Snake 3 3 0
1254 Teenager Multicolour Common 13{10}{r}{b}{g} Creature – Human Evil Teenager Idiot 13 13 0
1255 Touchdown! Multicolour Uncommon 3{r}{g}{b} Instant Play a game of Football with your opponents, teams are decided by a vote, majority wins.

Each player that wins the game, draws two cards 		0
1256 Whispering Deadbeet Multicolour Mythic 3{b}{r}{g} Artifact Creature – Food Zombie 0 1 {t}: Exile or Move target Parent, it loses it's Parent creature type. Flip a coin, if it lands on tails, destroy all tokens created with that Parent. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on Whispering Deadbeet for each token destroyed this way, then an additional two +1/+1 counters for each Child destroyed this way, and then an additional ten +1/+1 counters for each Baby destroyed this way. Whispering Deadbeet deals damage equal to it's power to target non-blue non-black opponent. 0
1257 Callhorn Battleback Multicolour Rare 4{1}{w}{r}{g} Creature – Dinosaur 3 4 Whenever Callhorn Battleback attacks, you may put a Dinosaur card with converted mana cost 4 or less from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. 1 1588344164 on 01 May 2020 by Froggychum
1258 Candy Bear Multicolour Uncommon 3{w}{r}{g} Artifact Creature – Food Bear 2 2 {w}{r}{g}{t}: Sacrifice Candy Bear, create four Bear Paws 0
1259 Caninus Archmage Multicolour Uncommon 3{w}{r}{g} Creature – Hound Wizard 3 1 Whenever Caninus Archmage attacks, you may play another target creature spell from your hand with converted mana cost 3 or less, it is tapped and attacking, it gains +3/+1 and has Haste until end of turn, exile it at the end step 0
1260 Felinus Archmage Multicolour Uncommon 3{w}{r}{g} Creature – Cat Wizard 1 3 {t}: You may cast another noncreature spell from your hand with converted mana cost 4 or less 0
1261 Mr Happy, Christmas Poop Multicolour Rare 7{4}{w}{g}{r} Legendary Creature – Anthropomorphist 4 4 Double Strike
When Mr Happy, Christmas Poop enters the battlefield, Defecate 5 (Exile five cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). Then, if it's December, you gain 12 life and distribute twelve +1/+1 counters among creatures you control. 		0
1262 Nayasaur Multicolour Common 3{w}{r}{g} Creature – Dinosaur 3 3 Trample 0
1263 Santa Claus, Northern Presentmaster Multicolour Mythic 6{3}{w}{r}{g} Legendary Creature – Titan Fatso 5 5 {x}{t}: Wrap X gifts for target opponent
{1}: Target opponent gains control of a gift you wrapped this game.
{1}: Force target opponent to open a gift they control but you own. 		0
1264 Vex'ahlia Vessar Multicolour Mythic 3{w}{r}{g} Legendary Creature – Half-Elf Archer 2 2 Range
When Vex'ahlia Vessar enters the battlefield, create a legendary 4/3 green Bear creature token with Trample and Indestructible named Trinket.
{t}: Put a Hex counter on target creature or player and Vex'ahlia Vessar deals 1 damage to that target. 		2 1592431221 on 17 Jun 2020 by Froggychum
1265 XMas Present Multicolour Uncommon 3{w}{r}{g} Artifact {3}, {t}, Sacrifice XMas Present: Draw a card for each creature you control that shares a color with XMas Present 0
1266 XMas Shopping Multicolour Rare 9{6}{w}{r}{g} Sorcery Search your library for X cards, where X is the number of creatures you control 0
1267 Bane of Arthropods Multicolour Uncommon 6{3}{w}{u}{g} Enchantment – Aura Enchant Equipment
Enchanted Equipment is the Bane of Spiders and Trilobites 		0
1268 Call to the Evilkillingfeast Multicolour Uncommon 8{5}{w}{u}{g} Instant You may search your library for any number of Superhero creatures and put them onto the battlefield 0
1269 Cheese Wizard Multicolour Uncommon 6{w}{w}{u}{u}{g}{g} Creature – Wizard Fatso 4 3 {t}: You may cast a white, blue or green food spell from your hand for free 0
1270 Chug Jug Multicolour Mythic 7{4}{w}{u}{g} Legendary Artifact – Food Wait 15 seconds, {t}, Sacrifice Chug Jug: Choose one:
-Heal target creature and put one hundred +1/+1 counters on it
-Your starting life total becomes 100. Your life total becomes equal to your starting life total. Your shield total becomes 100 		0
1271 Dance Therapy Multicolour Rare 3{w}{u}{g} Silly Tribal Sorcery – Idiot Move any number of creatures. Remove all counters from creatures moved this way.

Draw two cards. 		0
1272 Miller Mulligan Multicolour Rare 3{w}{u}{g} Legendary Creature – Human Gamer 1 3 Hexproof
Whenever a player discards a card or draws a card, they exile the top three cards of their library
Whenever a player exiles a card from their library, they discard their hand 		0
1273 Punjabi Multicolour Mythic 5{2}{w}{u}{g} Legendary Enchantment Whenever an opponent Laughs, Punjabi shocks them 0
1274 Club Bouncer Multicolour Rare 5{2}{w}{b}{r} Creature – Human Beast 50 50 {t}: Bounce target creature with less than eighteen Age counters on it 2 1531053600 on 08 Jul 2018 by wurms
1275 Cut in Twain Multicolour Rare 3{w}{b}{r} Instant Target creature becomes a split card in addition to it's other frames until end of turn, then destroy it, create two tokens that are copies of it except they each have half the power and half the toughness, then wait eight to twelve years and destroy both, create a token that is a copy of the original card except is a Skeleton in addition to it's other types, loses all abilities and cannot attack or block, then rip that card into two pieces 0
1276 Destruction by Association Multicolour Rare 5{2}{w}{b}{r} Enchantment Whenever a creature is destroyed, all creature's it's controller controls gain a Destruction counter 0
1277 Donald Trump Multicolour Rare 7{4}{w}{b}{r} Creature – President 5 5 When Donald Trump enters the battlefield destroy all Mexicans
Whenever Donald Trump attacks, create a 3/3 Wall creature token with Defender and Hexproof 		0
1278 Hurdur's Amusement Multicolour Uncommon 3{w}{b}{r} Sorcery Sacrifice an Orc you control, another target Orc gains Indestructible until end of turn 0
1279 Killer Clown Multicolour None 6{w}{r}{r}{b}{b}{b} Creature – Clown Demon Horror Soldier 4 2 Haste 0
1280 Mardurize Multicolour Rare 3{w}{b}{r} Instant – Clanwash Target creature becomes Mardu 0
1281 Norsery Multicolour Uncommon 3{w}{b}{r} Artifact – Structure Child Habitat
{w}: Put a Healing counter on target creature.
{b}: Put a Cruelty counter on target creature.
{r}: Put a Barbaric counter on target creature.
Whenever a creature inhabiting this structure is removed from it, you gain 8 life for each Healing counter on it, target player loses 6 life for each Cruelty counter on it, and Norsery deals 4 damage to any target for each Barbaric counter on it. 		3 1513802681 on 20 Dec 2017 by Froggychum
1282 Orc of Mykazoo Multicolour Common 3{w}{b}{r} Creature – Orc Warrior 2 3 Trample, Menace 0
1283 Pivipi, Battle Goddess Multicolour Mythic 6{w}{w}{b}{b}{r}{r} Legendary Creature – Warrior God 6 6 Royal (Pivipi, Battle Goddess is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof), Triple Strike, Super Haste and can only be blocked by five or more creatures with converted mana cost 25 or greater.
Pivipi gets +3/+3 for each Equipment attached to it beyond the first. 		0
1284 Western Bounty Hunter Multicolour Rare 5{2}{w}{b}{r} Creature – Human Mercenary 4 3 Desertwalk
When this creature enters the battlefield, fetch a Desert under any players control.
{3}{w}{b}{r}, {t}: This creature deals damage equal to it's power multiplied by the number of Equipments attached to it to target token named Wanted Iguana. Put CAD$500.00 on this card. If the token died, put CAD$2000.00 on this card instead. 		1 1529708165 on 22 Jun 2018 by Froggychum
1285 Teamer Multicolour Common 3{u}{r}{g} Creature – Internetian Child 1 1 Pay {u}, {r}, or {g}: Teamer combines with another Internetian or Child until end of turn
Teamer gets +1/+1 for each creature it is combined with 		1 1531061365 on 08 Jul 2018 by Froggychum
1286 Temursaur Multicolour Common 3{u}{r}{g} Creature – Dinosaur 3 3 Trample 0
1287 Termurate Multicolour Rare 3{u}{r}{g} Instant – Clanwash Target creature becomes Temur 0
1288 Watermark Rosewatermark Multicolour Rare 5{u}{u}{u}{r}{g} Legendary Creature – Human Gamer 2 100 Watermark Rosewatermark has every Watermark.
{t}: Create a card with a watermark, put it into your hand. 		0
1289 Abzanize Multicolour Rare 3{w}{b}{g} Instant – Clanwash Target creature becomes Abzan 0
1290 Dog Fart // Cat Puke Multicolour Uncommon 4 {w}{b/g} // {u}{b/g} Tribal Instant – Hound // Tribal Instant – Cat Up to X Hounds become Smelly until end of turn, where X is the number of Foods put in your graveyard this turn // Aftermath
Target artifact gets a poison counter unless it's controller pays {e}{u} 		1 1557673713 on 12 May 2019 by Froggychum
1291 Bluecollarism Multicolour Rare 5{2}{w}{u}{r} Enchantment All Workers get +1/+1 and have "{t}: Draw a card" 0
1292 Hyperness Multicolour Uncommon 4{1}{w}{u}{r} Enchantment Pay {w}, {u} or {r}: Eat something with sugar, scream, then choose one:
-You gain 4 life
-You loot 2
-Hyperness shocks up to two targets each 		0
1293 Jeskaify Multicolour Rare 3{w}{u}{r} Instant – Clanwash Target creature becomes Jeskai 0
1294 Ninja the Pro Multicolour Mythic 6{3}{w}{u}{r} Legendary Creature – YouTuber Human Ninja Gamer 6 6 Protection from Gamers
Gameovertouch 		0
1295 Patriotism Multicolour Rare 3{w}{u}{r} Enchantment When Patriotism enters the battlefield choose a nationality

All creatures of the chosen nationality have +3/+3 		0
1296 Basilisk Multicolour Uncommon 4{1}{u}{b}{g} Creature – Leviathon 4 3 Flying, Deathtouch, Indestructible
{t}: Target creature becomes a Statue in addition to it's other types until end of turn, and may not attack or block 		0
1297 Durian a la Monkeybrains Multicolour Uncommon 3{g}{b}{u} Artifact – Delectable All permanents with Noses in their art cannot block
{0}: Tap an equipment and creature you control, destroy target creature with a brain and fur in it's art, then gain 8 life, and draw a card 		0
1298 Dweller of Two-Worlds Multicolour Mythic 4{1}{u}{b}{g} Legendary Creature – Frog 4 4 {2}{u}{u}{u}: Take an extra turn after this one
{2}{b}{b}{b}: Each other player with four or more land cards in their graveyard loses the game
{2}{g}{g}{g}: Creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain Trample this turn. 		1 1560953763 on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
1299 Greed Assassin Multicolour Rare 4{1}{u}{b}{g} Creature – Naga Assassin 2 4 Whenever Greed Assassin deals combat damage to a player, choose one:
– That player mills two cards.
– Choose a permanent card with converted mana cost 3 or less in their graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of it. 		0
1300 Hoodwinker Multicolour Rare 7{4}{u}{b}{g} Creature – Shapeshifter Rogue 2 1 Changeling, Shroud and cannot be blocked.
Whenever Hoodwinker deals combat damage to a player, choose one:
– You gain control of target permanent they control
– Draw three cards
– They exile the top ten cards of their library 		0
1301 No Man's Land Multicolour Rare 7{4}{u}{b}{g} Enchantment When No Man's Land enters the battlefield, play it down anywhere on the board
Pay {u}, {b} or {g}: Move a Land you control, so that it touches No Man's Land, that land no longer has abilities.
At the beginning of each end step, exile all Males touching No Man's Land or any Lands connected to it
Males may not be moved off of No Man's Land or any Lands connected to it 		5 1513755513 on 20 Dec 2017 by Vitenka
1302 Sultainate Multicolour Rare 3{u}{b}{g} Instant – Clanwash Target creature becomes Sultai 0
1303 Vegetal Bepis Multicolour Common 3{u}{b}{g} Artifact – Food Unspeakable Cast Vegetal Bepis only if you are going to kill yourself after it is sacrificed

Pay two of the following: {u}, {b}, or {g}: Sacrifice Vegetal Bepis, gain 2 life, lose the game, then kill yourself 		1 1513984434 on 22 Dec 2017 by Froggychum
1304 Cut in Mark Twain Multicolour Mythic 7{u}{u}{2}{w}{b}{r} Legendary Instant Target creature becomes a split card in addition to it's other frames until end of turn, then destroy it, create two tokens that are copies of it except they each have half the power and half the toughness, then wait eight to twelve years and destroy both, create a token that is a copy of the original card except is a Skeleton in addition to it's other types, loses all abilities and cannot attack or block, then rip that card into two pieces
Create three Book tokens and draw three cards 		0
1305 Slots Jackpot! Multicolour Mythic 4{w}{u}{b}{r} Legendary Instant – Urge Target creature wins the game 0
1306 Yando'Mhit Multicolour Uncommon 7{1}{w/u}{b/r} Legendary Creature – Alien Mercenary 2 2 Whenever a creature is dealt damage, put a Hit counter on it.
{2}, Remove all Hit counters from target damaged creature: Yando'Mhit deals 3 damage to it for each Hit counter on it. It's controller discards a card for each counter and you Scry X, where X is the number of counters. 		0
1307 Fun Guy Multicolour Mythic 4{w}{b}{r}{g} Legendary Creature – Human Fungus Swaglord 2 2 {t}: Heal each creature 0
1308 Homelessness Multicolour Rare 7{1}{w/b}{g/r} Enchantment When Homelessness enters the battlefield, if {u} was spent to cast it, sacrifice it.
Structures cannot be inhabited 		0
1309 Janitor Multicolour Uncommon 7{1}{b/g}{w/r} Creature – Human Worker 1 4 When Janitor enters the battlefield, create Mop and Broom tokens and equip them. 1 1562118026 on 03 Jul 2019 by Froggychum
1310 Spongebob Squarepants Multicolour Mythic 4{w}{u}{r}{g} Legendary Creature – Sponge 1 infinity Spongebob Squarepants is Yellow
{4}: Create a Squarepants artifact equipment token and attach it to Spongebob Squarepants 		0
1311 777: The Lucky Number Multicolour Mythic 5{w}{u}{b}{r}{g} Enchantment Whenever Money enters the battlefield, roll a twenty-sided die, if you roll a seven, you may roll again, if you roll three sevens in a row, you win the game 0
1312 Adventure Time! Multicolour Rare 7{2}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g} Instant – TVShow All creatures you control Explore thrice 0
1313 Autumn Piyf Multicolour Uncommon 5{w}{u}{b}{r}{g} Creature – Piyf 9 9 Piyfs and Fyips get +X/+X where X is your life total 0
1314 Bill Wurtz Multicolour Rare 8{3}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g} Legendary Creature – YouTuber Genius 7 7 Bill Wurtz has all abilities of every card

{t}: Create a Spam token 		0
1315 Birthday Multicolour Common 5{w}{u}{b}{r}{g} Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature has three hundred sixty five or more Age counters on it, it's controller gains 1 life. Then, sacrifice Birthday 		1 1514652142 on 30 Dec 2017 by Froggychum
1316 Captain's Parrot Multicolour Rare 5{w}{u}{b}{r}{g} Creature – Bird 1 1 Flying

When Captain's Parrot enters the battlefield, combine it with a Pirate creature you control, or sacrifice it.

{t}: Look at target opponents hand, you may take a card from it and put it into your hand, activate this ability only once every turn 		0
1317 Choose Goose Multicolour Mythic 5{w}{u}{b}{r}{g} Legendary Creature – Bird Rogue 1 1 When Choose Goose enters the battlefield, choose something, it happens 0
1318 Clanwashizeateify Multicolour Mythic 11{6}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g} Legendary Sorcery – Clanwash Each creature becomes Abzan, Jeskai, Sultai, Mardu and Temur 0
1319 Color Pie Multicolour Mythic 5{w}{u}{b}{r}{g} Artifact – Food {t}, Sacrifice Color Pie: Choose any amount:
-Gain 3 life for each White permanent you control
-Draw a card for each Blue permanent you control
-Destroy a creature for each Black permanent you contrl
-Color Pie deals 3 damage to any target for each Red permanent you control
-Target creature gets +X/+X and gains Trample where X is the number of Green permanents you control 		0
1320 Dirbyh, the Hybrid Multicolour Mythic 30{w/u}{w/b}{w/r}{w/g}{u/b}{u/r}{u/g}{b/r}{b/g}{r/g} Creature – Hybrid 69 69 0
1321 Fabulous Multicolour Rare 5{w}{u}{b}{r}{g} Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is Fabulous! 		1 1517591367 on 02 Feb 2018 by Froggychum
1322 Flowey Multicolour Mythic 15{10}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g} Creature – Plant 0 1 Flowey cannot be countered
When you cast Flowey, you win the game 		0
1323 Froggychum, after making a card-dump Multicolour Common 20{15}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g} Creature – Broken Person 1 1 3 1508716380 on 22 Oct 2017 by Froggychum
1324 Frontier Format Multicolour Rare 5{w}{u}{b}{r}{g} Enchantment When Frontier Format enters the battlefield remove from game all cards that are not legal in Frontier

Only spells legal in Frontier may be cast 		0
1325 Fun Gull Multicolour Mythic 5{w}{u}{b}{r}{g} Legendary Creature – Bird Fungus Swaglord 1 1 Spaceflight (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Spaceflight or by Astronauts)
{t}: Heal each other creature 		0
1326 Futurama Multicolour Uncommon 10{5}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g} Instant – TVShow Reenact the entire plot of Futurama 0
1327 Glitterstorm Multicolour Rare 5{w}{u}{b}{r}{g} Sorcery Get two handfuls of glitter, and drop it from a height of at least three feet over the board, each card touched is Rekt, and you lose 2 life 0
1328 Gravity Falls Multicolour Mythic 10{5}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g} Enchantment – TVShow Creatures lose flying, and cannot gain flying 0
1329 Hammock Trap Multicolour Uncommon 5{w}{u}{b}{r}{g} Trap Card? Hammock Trap enters the battlefield face down
{0}: Turn Hammock Trap face up, you may activate this ability any time you could cast an instant
When Hammock Trap is turned face up, tap target creature, it doesn't untap during it's controllers next untap step 		1 1512696943 on 08 Dec 2017 by Froggychum
1330 Infinity Stone Multicolour Rare 5{w}{u}{b}{r}{g} Artifact You may have up to seven cards named Infinity Stone in your deck

{t}: Choose one:
-Gain 5 life
-Draw two cards
-Destroy target creature
-Target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn
-Target opponent loses 5 life
-Target creature gets +7/+0 until end of turn
-Draw a card and gain 2 life for each creature you control of target color
-Gain 2 life and draw a card for each artifact you control 		0
1331 It Multicolour Mythic 10{5}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g} Legendary Creature – Clown Demon Horror Monster Celebrity 10 10 0
1332 Loot Chest! Multicolour Rare 5{w}{u}{b}{r}{g} Legendary Artifact {t}: Exile Loot Chest!, search your library for 5 cards, and cast them onto the battlefield 0
1333 MC200 Multicolour Mythic 5{w}{u}{b}{r}{g} omg – omg like wot? 0
1334 Mana cost are hard Multicolour None 28]{1}{{3}{w}{u}{b}{13}[]{}{2}{]}{}}[][}{{{[}{][]{}{][O{r}{{12}[{4}{2}{4}{3}{g}{g} 0
1335 Mick, Miner-Crafter Almighty Multicolour Mythic 10{5}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g} Legendary Creature – God 10 10 Play Minecraft for X minutes: Cast X spells, they cannot be countered if X is greater than five 0
1336 Multicolorism Multicolour Rare 5{w}{u}{b}{r}{g} Enchantment When Multicolorism enters the battlefield exile all monocolored creatures
Whenever a monocolored creature enters the battlefield, exile it 		0
1337 Pocket Universe Multicolour Mythic 5{w}{u}{b}{r}{g} Artifact Storage 12 (As long as there are twelve or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Pocket Universe and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Pocket Universe for at least one turn.)
Whenever a card is put on or removed from Pocket Universe, add three mana of any one color. 		0
1338 Psychedellic Exorcism Multicolour Uncommon 5{w}{u}{b}{r}{g} Instant Exile target Demon, if it has Hexproof, ignore that ability 0
1339 RNGesus Multicolour Mythic 10{5}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g} Legendary 256 – 256 256 256 Three times every turn:
Choose a number between -128 and 128 (inclusive)
Generate a random number within the same parameters.
If the chosen number = the generated random number, you win the game!
If not, draw a card 		2 1512777295 on 08 Dec 2017 by Froggychum
1340 Tarot Card Reading Multicolour Mythic 8{x}{3}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g} Legendary Sorcery Exile the top X cards of your library, then reveal the top card of your library, choose it , then exile it with X time counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep remove a time counter from the chosen card
Whenever there are no time counters on the chosen card, put it onto the battlefield and shoot it with a GLOCK-19 until it bleeds and dies, then flip a coin.
Roll X twenty-sided dice, if you won the flip, you win up to a number of target games equal to the total sum of the dice's rolls. If you lost the flip, you lose that same number of games that your worst enemy must choose while illegally abusing you, which is legal until end of eternity 		1 1533921888 on 10 Aug 2018 by Froggychum
1341 The Hybrid Multicolour Mythic 30{w/u}{w/b}{w/r}{w/g}{u/b}{u/r}{u/g}{b/r}{b/g}{r/g} Legendary Creature – Hybrid * * As an additional cost to cast The Hybrid, sacrifice two creatures of different creature types.
The Hybrid's power and toughness are each equal to the sum of the letters in the creature types of the sacrifices creatures. 		0
1342 The Ripping Multicolour Mythic 5{x}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g} Sorcery Tear X permanents into X pieces 0
1343 Untag the Anti-Tag Multicolour Mythic 12{7}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g} Legendary Artifact Creature – Tagnt Bane 99 99 Untag the Anti-Tag can't block
Untag the Anti-Tag is the Bane of Tags 		0
1344 Yalpdrow Multicolour Mythic 110{100}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g} Legendary Creature – Yalpdrow infinity infinity Yalpdrow is the Bane of everything 0
1345 CARD 500 Hybrid Mythic 5{5} {0} {0} Legendary omg – omg While CARD 500 is in play, all cards are CARD 500 0
1346 It's Alive! Hybrid Uncommon 4{4} Enchantment – Aura Enchant Artifact Zombie
Enchanted Artifact Zombie becomes a creature and gains +4/+4 		0
1347 Manasucker Hybrid Common 3{3} Creature – Insect 3 3 {r/g}: Remove {r} or {g} from your mana pool, Manasucker gets +1/+1 until end of turn 0
1348 Not Guilty Hybrid Rare 0 Emblem Not Guilty's controller cannot cast non-white spells 0
1349 Brain Hybrid Common 10{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u} Artifact Brain is Pink
{t}: Scry 10, then draw three cards 		0
1350 Cheesecake Hybrid Common 2{1}{g} Artifact – Food {t}: Sacrifice Cheesecake, gain 1 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $49.99 CAD in the last fifteen seconds 0
1351 Ice Scream Hybrid Common 3{w/u} Instant Tap any target for the remainder of the game, create an IceCream token 0
1352 Jurymin Hybrid Common 1{w/u} Creature – Human {t}: Gain 2 life, activate this ability only if you control three or more creatures on the Jury Bench 0
1353 Mick's Crafter Hybrid Common 4{1}{w/u} Creature – Human Slave 1 2 {t}: Add {w} or {u} 0
1354 Broke College Student Hybrid Common 3{u/b} Creature – Human Student 1 1 Pay {x} where X is 159 minus your IQ: Scry 100 then draw a card
Spells or abilities that would make you pay money are countered
Spells or abilities that would make you eat, make you eat Ramen or Kraft Dinner instead 		0
1355 Cringe Hybrid Common 5{2}{u/b} Enchantment Whenever a Weird, Child or Idiot enters the battlefield, tap target creature and Cringe deals 1 damage to it 0
1356 Dopple Ganger Hybrid Common 2{1}{u/b} Creature – Clone Warrior 2 1 You may have up to six cards in your deck named Dopple Ganger

{2}{u/b}{u/b}: Search your library for another card named Dopple Ganger, Dopple Ganger becomes another target creature of your choice until end of turn 		0
1357 Dreadfish Hybrid Uncommon 3{u/b} Creature – Fish 1 1 {2}, Sacrifice Dreadfish: Target player discards their hand and you lose 5 life. 0
1358 Gridlock Hybrid Rare 5{3}{u/b}{u/b} Enchantment non-Child, non-Soldier creatures may not be moved around the board 0
1359 Gulltist Hybrid Common 6{u/b}{u/b} Creature – Aven Minion 1 1 0
1360 High Schooler Hybrid Common 15{12}{u/b} Creature – Evil Human Teenager Student Idiot 13 13 {t}: Scry 13 0
1361 Murk Lurker Hybrid Uncommon 7{1}{u/b}{u/b} Creature – Frog Horror 1 4 Skulk
Whenever Murk Lurker deals combat damage to a player, they mill four cards. 		1 1560953157 on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
1362 Untnaig the Anti-Tnaig Hybrid Mythic 3{u/b} Legendary Creature – Tnaignt Bane 0.01 0.01 When Untnaig the Anti-Tnaig enters the battlefield creatures with power 1 or less win the game
Untnaig the Anti-Tnaig is the Bane of Tnaigs 		0
1363 Competitive Eater Hybrid Uncommon 4{1}{r/b} Creature – Human Fatso 2 1 Haste
Whenever Competitive Eater attacks you may pay {2} if you do, destroy target Food 		0
1364 Gore-Marinated Steak Hybrid Uncommon 3{2}{r/b} Artifact – Delectable {2}{t}: Tap an equipment you control, gain 5 life, you may play a red or black card from your hand 0
1365 Lockdown Hybrid Rare 5{3}{r/b}{r/b} Enchantment Child Creatures may not be moved around the board 0
1366 Rormeh, Lazy Alt Hybrid Uncommon 4{1}{r/b} Legendary Creature – Rereh Beast Clone 1 1 Rormeh, Lazy Alt is always tapped
Wait 5 seconds: Eat a Food card, then, if you burped, you may gain 1 life 		0
1367 Beet Beetle Hybrid Common 4{1}{r/g} Creature – Insect Plant 2 1 Whenever a Plant or Insect enters the battlefield under your control, you may sacrifice Beet Beetle, if you do, draw a card 0
1368 Candy Apple Hybrid Uncommon 3{2}{r/g} Artifact – Delectable {t}: Sacrifice Candy Apple, gain 3 life, untap a child you control, activate this ability only if you have eaten sugar this turn 0
1369 Gtazer Hybrid Common 3{r/g} Creature – Gtaz 1 1 {t}: Gtazer pings any target, if target is creature, it cant block this turn 0
1370 Habanero Hybrid Common 6{r/g}{r/g} Artifact – Food {r/g}{t}: Choose one:
-Target player eats a Habanero
-Habanero bolts target creature, then it pings you 		0
1371 Jalapeno Hybrid Common 3{r/g} Artifact – Food {t}: Choose one:
-Target player eats a Jalapeno
-Jalapeno shocks target tapped creature 		0
1372 Jinjurrbred Haus Hybrid Uncommon 7{4}{r/g} Artifact – Food Structure Child and Wizard Habitat
{1}{r/g}, eat a pound of candy: You gain 3 life. If you ate gingerbread this way, you gain 6 life instead.
Children inhabiting this structure get -1/-1 for each Wizard inhabiting it.
Wizards inhabiting this structure get +1/+1 for each Child inhabiting it. 		0
1373 Mick's Miner Hybrid Common 4{1}{r/g} Creature – Human Slave 2 1 {t}: Add {r} or {g} 0
1374 Neat Newt Hybrid Common 3{r/g} Creature – Lizard 1 1 0
1375 Porcupine Hybrid Common 4{1}{g/r} Creature – Plant Boar 2 1 Vigilance, Defender
{t}: Porcupine pings a creature it's blocking 		0
1376 Rapid Rabbit Hybrid Common 3{r/g} Creature – Rabbit Beast 2 1 Super haste, Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Rapid Rabbit up to two inches.) 0
1377 Redneck Hybrid Common 3{r/g} Creature – Human Farmer 1 1 Haste, Trample 0
1378 Workhorse Hybrid Common 3{2}{r/g} Creature – Horse Worker 2 2 0
1379 Absorption Sponge Hybrid Uncommon 4{1}{w/g} Creature – Plant 0 2 Whenever you would be dealt damage, redirect that damage to Absorption Sponge.
{t}: You gain 1 life. Active this ability only if you control another white or green creature. 		0
1380 Assnaut Hybrid Common 2{1}{w/g} Creature – Donkey Astronaut 1 1 Assnaut cannot attack if defending player controls Lands 0
1381 Bear Paw Hybrid Common 1{w/g} Artifact – Food {g}{t}: Sacrifice Bear Paw and target Bear you control, gain 2 life for each gram of sugar you have eaten today 0
1382 Bunny Wabbit Hybrid Common 3{w/g} Creature – Rabbit 1 1 Jump Boost 5 ({e}: Move Bunny Wabbit up to five inches.) 0
1383 Cookie Cookery Hybrid Uncommon 5{2}{w/g} Artifact – Structure Chef Habitat
Cook Cookie – {1}{w/g} ({1}{w/g}: Create a Cookie token) 		0
1384 Maqa Nic Hybrid None 3{w/g} Creature – Human 1 1 0
1385 Mint Hybrid Common 3{w/g} Artifact – Food {u}{t}, Sacrifice Mint: Remove all -1/-1 counters from target creature 2 1530732503 on 04 Jul 2018 by Vitenka
1386 Pupper Hybrid Common 3{w/g} Creature – Hound 1 1 {1}: Transform Pupper
(Pupper transforms into Doggo) 		0
1387 Scandinavian Dog Hybrid Common 4{w/g}{s} Creature – Hound 2 3 Vigilance
{t}: Björk 		0
1388 Space Chimp Hybrid Common 2{1}{w/g} Creature – Ape Astronaut 1 1 Flying 0
1389 Avatar of Orzhov Hybrid Uncommon 9{3}{w/b}{w/b} Legendary Creature – Avatar 5 5 Trample
When Avatar of Orzhov enters the battlefield, target players life total becomes equal to half their starting life total. 		0
1390 Bad Pun Hybrid Common 3{w/b} Instant – Urge Laugh 4 (To Laugh, laugh for at least four seconds. If you do, you gain 4 life.).
You lose 2 life. 		0
1391 Checkmate Hybrid Rare 1{w/b} Instant You win the game 0
1392 Cowward Hybrid Common 3{w/b} Creature – Cow Coward 0 1 (Cowards cannot block)
Cowardice (Whenever a creature with a higher cost, power, or toughness than this creature enters the battlefield, exile Cowward thrice and lose 100 life.) 		0
1393 Cowwarden Hybrid Rare 9{3}{w/b}{w/b} Creature – Cow Coward Advisor 6 6 (Cowards cannot block)
Cowardice, Imprison 		0
1394 Cowwardingman Hybrid Uncommon 3{w/b} Creature – Cow Coward Cleric 0 1 (Cowards cannot block)
Cowardice
{w} or pay 2 life: Target Coward you control gains Protection from the thing of your choice this turn. 		0
1395 Prayer Hybrid Common 1{w/b} Instant Pray, if you feel happy, gain 2 life 0
1396 Rabies Hybrid Uncommon 9{w/b}{w/b}{w/b} Enchantment All Beasts have Infect 0
1397 Rektfeaster Hybrid Common 4{1}{w/b} Creature – Horror Whenever something get's Rekt, choose one:
-You gain 2 life
-Rektfeaster drains 1 to any target 		0
1398 Respect the Dead Hybrid Uncommon 7{1}{w/b}{w/b} Enchantment – Aura |Kurse| Enchant graveyard
Cards in enchanted graveyard cannot be targeted and their activated abilities cannot be activated. 		0
1399 Smoke Hybrid Common 3{w/b} Instant Create a white and black Cigarette artifact token 0
1400 Uncontained Giggling Hybrid Common 3{w/b} Instant – Urge Cast Uncontained Giggling only after an opponent's spell does not resolve.
Laugh 4 (To Laugh, laugh for at least four seconds. If you do, you gain 4 life.) 		0
1401 Yutt Hybrid Common 3{w/b} Creature – Yutt 2 2 0
1402 Ass Hole Hybrid Uncommon 2{b/g}{b/g} Instant Destroy target Land, if you do, you may tap any number of Donkeys 0
1403 Bay Sick Hybrid Basic 3{g/b} Basic Instant As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life 		0
1404 Bumfart Hybrid Common 3{g/b} Instant Put an Infect counter on target player 0
1405 Bunnyrat Hybrid Common 3{b/g} Creature – Rabbit Rat * * Flash
A deck can have any number of cards named Bunnyrat
When Bunnyrat enters the battlefield, Ripple 100 (When you cast this spell, you may reveal the top one hundred cards of your library. You may cast any revealed cards with the same name as this spell without paying their mana costs. Put the rest on the bottom of your library.)
Bunnyrat's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures that share a name with it you control. 		2 1571058526 on 14 Oct 2019 by Vitenka
1406 Forbidden Fruit Hybrid Mythic 1{b/g} Artifact – Food {b/g}: Sacrifice a Human you control, target opponent loses 3 life, then you gain 3 life 0
1407 Gag Hybrid Common 3{b/g} Instant Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, if it would die this way bounce it instead 0
1408 Gee's Pub Hybrid Uncommon 5{2}{b/g} Legendary Artifact – Structure Drunk Habitat
{t}: Create a Beer token.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {b}{g}. If you do, you gain 2 life for each creature inhabiting this structure. 		0
1409 Ingrown Toenail Hybrid Common 3{b/g} Artifact – Delectable Equipment Equip {4}
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.) 		0
1410 Rabid Rabbit Hybrid Common 3{b/g} Creature – Rabbit Zombie 2 1 Infect, Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Rabid Rabbit up to two inches.) 0
1411 Rancid Hybrid Common 3{g/b} Enchantment – Aura Enchant Stinky Smelly creature
At the beginning of enchanted Stinky Smelly creature's controllers upkeep, that player puts an additional Stink counter on it
Enchanted Stinky Smelly creature has Protection from Females 		0
1412 Shrek Hybrid Mythic 8{6}{g/b}{g/b} Legendary Creature – Ogre Swaglord 6 6 Menace, Trample

When Shrek enters the battlefield, all your Orcs have +3/+3, Double-Strike and Trample until end of turn

{r}: Shrek has +2/+0 until end of turn 		4 1508872783 on 24 Oct 2017 by Vitenka
1413 Stinkify Hybrid Common 3{b/g} Instant Put a Stink counter on target Smelly card 0
1414 Stoner Hybrid Common 3{g/b} Creature – Human Druggy Idiot 1 1 {g}{t}: Stoner pings any target
{b}{t}: Create a PoisonVial token 		0
1415 Termite Hybrid Common 3{b/g} Creature – Insect 0 1 {t}: Put a Destruction counter on target green Block 0
1416 Turdle Hybrid Common 4{1}{b/g} Creature – Turtle 1 2 Defender
When Turdle enters the battlefield, Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). 		0
1417 Zola, Cheesy Gorgon Hybrid Rare 9{3}{b/g}{b/g} Legendary Creature – Gorgon 4 4 Multikicker – {1}{g}
When Zola enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on it for each time it was kicked. Then, destroy up to those many creatures plus one.
{2}{w}: Lifelink until end of turn.
{w/b}{w/b}: Drain 1.
{5}{b}{b}, {t}: Each opponent sacrifices a number of creatures they control equal to Zola's power. Create those many 0/4 yellow Statue Food artifact creature tokens with Defender and "{w/g}, {t}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life." 		0
1418 Bug Spray Hybrid Common 4{1}{u/g} Artifact {t}, Sacrifice one third of Bug Spray: Target creature gains Protection from Insects until end of turn 0
1419 Catfish Hybrid Common 3{u/g} Creature – Cat Fish 1 1 Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) 0
1420 Com Mon Hybrid Common 3{u/g} Creature – Human Druggy Internetian 1 1 0
1421 E-Man Hybrid Common 1{u/g} Creature – Human Internetian 1 1 0
1422 Jellyfish Hybrid Common 4{1}{u/g} Creature – Jellyfish 2 1 {3}{r}, Remove Jellyfish from combat: Jellyfish deals 1 damage to any target.
Tap an untapped Plant you control, {t}: Create a Jellyfish Jam artifact Food token. 		0
1423 Level Up! Hybrid Common 3{u/g} Instant Target creature levels up 0
1424 Rubber Ducky Hybrid Common 3{u/g} Artifact Creature – Bird Equipment 0 1 Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Equip Child {0}
{t}: Equipped creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn 		0
1425 Boost Hybrid Common 3{u/r} Instant Open a booster pack, you may put a card from among it into your hand, then shuffle the dirty remains 0
1426 Domino Artist Hybrid Uncommon 5{2}{u/r} Creature – Human Rogue 2 3 Whenever a Domino you control becomes tapped, you gain 1 life 0
1427 Doze Hybrid Common 3{u/r} Sorcery Tap target creature and create an Idea token 0
1428 Gold Looter Hybrid Common 2{1}{u/r} Creature – Human Rogue 2 1 {t}: Tap target Gold permanent, you may draw a card, if you do, discard a card 0
1429 Leaping Potion Hybrid Common 4{1}{u/r} Artifact {t}, Sacrifice Leaping Potion: Target creature gains Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Leaping Potion up to two inches.) this turn. 0
1430 Max Health Potion Hybrid Common 6{u/r}{u/r} Artifact – Food {t}: Sacrifice Max Health Potion, your life total becomes 20 0
1431 Tug O' War Hybrid Uncommon 3{2}{r/u} Sorcery You and target player have a Tug o' War, whoever wins draws a card 0
1432 Turbulence Hybrid Common 4{1}{u/r} Instant Tap target Artifact Creature Vehicle with Flying 0
1433 Megashroom Hybrid Uncommon 1{r/w} Enchantment – Aura Enchanted creature has +2/+2 and has Jump Boost 2
If enchanted creature would go to the graveyard from play, sacrifice Megashroom, then return enchanted creature to the battlefield 		0
1434 Spank Hybrid Common 3{w/r} Instant Spank pings target Child
Draw a card 		0
1435 The Pink Panther Hybrid Uncommon 8{3}{w}{r}{w/r} Legendary Creature – Cat 3 3 The Pink Panther is Pink.
Jump Boost 3 ({e}: Move The Pink Panther up to three inches.)
{2}{w/r}: Choose one:
– Cats get +1/+1 this turn.
– Pink creatures get +1/+1 this turn. 		2 1512977612 on 11 Dec 2017 by Vitenka
1436 ABCDEFGHIKLMN // OPQRSTUVWXYZ Split Uncommon 13 {13} // {13} Instant // Instant 13 // 13 13 // 13 When ABCDEFGHIKLMN enters the battlefield, if you didn't cast both ends you lose the game
When you cast ABCDEFGHIKLMN, if you cast both ends you win the game // When OPQRSTUVWXYZ enters the battlefield, if you didn't cast both ends you lose the game
When you cast OPQRSTUVWXYZ, if you cast both ends you win the game 		0
1437 Acrobatic Gymnast // The Splits Split Uncommon 5 {2}{w}{w}{w} // {r}{r}{b}{b} Creature – Human // Legendary Sorcery – Torture 2 2 Flying

When Acrobatic Gymnast enters the battlefield Gain 3 life for each creature you control with Flying // Destroy target creature, crease all four corners of it's card, rub it in mud, and marinate it in potato chip grease for two to three weeks 		0
1438 Aunt Ante // Ante Ant Split Uncommon 3 {1}{b}{b} // {b} Legendary Creature – Human // Creature – Insect 1 // 0 3 // 1 (Before the start of the game remove this card from your deck if you're not playing for ante)
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to Aunt Ante by creatures that are not named Uncle Istvan. Whenever damage is prevented this way, it's source's controller adds a card to the ante. // When Ante Ant enters the battlefield you lose 1 life and each player adds a card to the ante 		0
1439 Beep Beep // Imma Sheep Split Common 3 {2}{r} // {g} Instant – Urge // Instant – Urge Target creature gets +6/+0 until end of turn // Target creature has power and toughness of 2/2 until end of turn 0
1440 Boo // Diss Split Uncommon 1 {b} // {1}{r}{b} Instant // Sorcery Boo target player, they lose 1 life // Insult target player up to three times, for each insult that makes them look unhappy, they lose 3 life 0
1441 Cereal // Muffin Split Common 1 {w/g} // {r/g} Artifact – Food // Artifact – Food {t}: Sacrifice Cereal, target Fatso has +1/+1, and is unblockable until end of turn // {t}: Sacrifice Muffin, target Fatso has +1/+0, and has Haste until end of turn 0
1442 Cobweb // Filthshroom Split Common 2 {w}{w} // {b}{b} Artifact // Artifact {t}: Untap target Spider // {t}: Untap target Insect 0
1443 Digsite Digger // Rigsite Rigger Split Common 2 {2} // {2} Artifact Creature – Worker // Artifact Creature – Rigger 2 // 2 2 // 2 {2}{t}: Return target artifact from your graveyard to the battlefield // {2}{t}: Assemble a Contraption 3 1531295086 on 11 Jul 2018 by Tahazzar
1444 Do the Splits // Split the Winnings Split Uncommon 3 {1}{r}{r} // {1}{w}{w} Instant // Instant Rip target creature into two pieces // Until end of turn, if you win the game, you may make any number of targets also win 0
1445 Farmer // Pharmacist Split Common 2 {1}{g} // {1}{u} Creature – Human Farmer // Creature – Human Cleric 2 // 2 2 // 2 {t}: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender // {t}: Create a colorless Prescription artifact token 0
1446 Frame for Crime // Frameshift Split Common 2 {b}{b} // {u}{u} Sorcery // Instant Frame for Crime deals damage to any target equal to thrice the number of things on the Jury Bench // Target Frame becomes another target Frame until end of turn 0
1447 Hood // Wink Split Common 2 {2} // {w} Artifact – Equipment // Instant Equip {2}
Equip Rogue {0}
Equipped creature has Shroud and Shadow. // Whenever a player would Laugh this turn, you may wink instead. 		0
1448 Kewl // Krewl Split Common 1 {w} // {b} Enchantment – Aura // Enchantment – Aura Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 // Enchanted creature gets -1/-1 0
1449 Kiss // Kys Split Common 1 {w} // {b} Instant // Instant Kiss target player, you both gain 2 life // Swear at target player, you both lose 2 life 0
1450 Orgganism // Orgganized Split Common 2 {1}{b} // {1}{u} Creature – Orgg Germ // Enchantment – Aura 1 1 Orgganism cannot be blocked except by six or more creatures // Enchant library
When Orgganized enters the battlefield, remove all Orgg artifact cards from enchanted library, shuffle it, then put those cards back on top. 		0
1451 Print // Imprint Split Common 2 {1}{w} // {1} Instant // Instant Create a Book token // Imprint 0
1452 Red Apple // Green Apple Split Common 2 {r}{r} // {g}{g} Artifact – Food // Artifact – Food {t}: Sacrifice Red Apple, gain 2 life
{r}{r}{t}, tap two Red creatures you control, sacrifice Red Apple: Gain 4 life and create a red Plant token // {t}: Sacrifice Green Apple, gain 2 life
{g}{g}{t}, tap two Green creatures you control:, sacrifice Green Apple: Gain 4 life, and create a green Plant token 		0
1453 Speck of Potential // Thriving Speck Split Common 2 {1}{b} // {1}{g} Creature – Germ // Creature – Germ 0 // 0 1 // 1 When Speck of Potential enters the battlefield, you may put a creature card with converted mana cost 1 or less from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. // When Thriving Speck enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on it or another target creature with converted mana cost 1 or less. 1 1560950065 on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
1454 Star // War Split Rare 1 {r} // {r}{r}{r} Artifact // Enchantment {r}{r}{t}: Star shocks any target // {5}{r}: War deals 4 damage to each target 1 1512838117 on 09 Dec 2017 by Froggychum
1455 .txt File Artifact Common 2{t}{x}{t} Artifact – File 1 1512938426 on 10 Dec 2017 by Froggychum
1456 7/11 Artifact Common 4{4} Artifact {2}: Create a grey Food artifact token with "{t}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 1 life. Then, feel sad and empty" 0
1457 AK-47 Artifact Uncommon 3{3} Artifact – Equipment Equip {3}
Equipped creature has +3/+0, First Strike, and Reach 		0
1458 Alienware Artifact Rare 7{7} Legendary Artifact – Technology Whenever you cast a spell, create a LMAOAlien creature token, and put X +1/+1 counters divided as you choose among any number of target creatures, where X is the number LMAOAlien tokens you control 0
1459 Ambersteel Axe Artifact Rare 4{4} Artifact – Equipment Equip {5}
Equipped creature has "{r}, {t}: This creature deals 5 damage to any target" 		0
1460 Andomshit Myr Artifact Mythic 1{?} Artifact Creature – Myr 0 1 (What should {?} be payed with?)
Other cards you control from My Random Shit get +?/+? and gain "{t}: Add {?}" (how much are those?) 		0
1461 Ant Farm Artifact Uncommon 4{4} Artifact At the beginning of your upkeep, choose an evergreen keyword. Ants you control have that keyword for the remainder of the game.
{2}: Create a 1/1 Ant creature token. 		0
1462 Apple Logo Artifact Common 2{2} Artifact – Logo All Artifacts gain "{t}: Google"
{2}{c}{c}: Gain 1 life for each Artifact that Googled this turn 		0
1463 Applesauce Artifact Common 2{1}{c} Artifact – Food {t}: Sacrifice Applesauce, gain 2 life 0
1464 Backpack Artifact Common 2{2} Artifact – Equipment Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains Storage 2 		0
1465 Bandage Artifact Common 1{1} Artifact {t}, Sacrifice Bandage, Wait five seconds: Heal target creature, if you do, gain 15 life, activate this ability only if your life total is 75 or less 0
1466 Banhammer Artifact Mythic 15{15} Artifact {t}: Ban target player from playing Magic: The Gathering for the remainder of their life 0
1467 Barrel Artifact Common 2{2} Artifact – Equipment {t}: Sacrifice Barrel, create two Gold tokens
Equip {0}
Equip target non-Gold creature with nudity in it's art 		0
1468 Bayonet Artifact Uncommon 4{4} Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipment {2}
Equipped Equipment gains "Equipped creature has +0/+4 and Last Strike" 		0
1469 Bleck Artifact Common 1{c} Artifact – Junk 1 1570802029 on 11 Oct 2019 by Froggychum
1470 Boar Ring Artifact Common 2{c}{c} Artifact – Equipment Equip Boar {1}
Equipped Boar has "{t}: Add one mana of any color" 		0
1471 Boosterbot Artifact Common 2{2} Artifact Creature – Construct 2 2 Magnetic (You may have this creature enter the battlefield enchanting target Construct. If you do, enchanted creature has this permanent's text box.) 0
1472 Box Artifact Common 0{0} Artifact Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Box and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Box for at least one turn.) 		0
1473 Broom Artifact Common 2{2} Artifact – Equipment Equip Cleric or Worker {1}
Equipped creature has Sweeping. It also has Deathtouch and Lifelink for Germs. 		0
1474 Brotherhood Hood Artifact Rare 5{5} Enchantment Artifact All creatures with exactly two male figures in their art, have +5/+5 and have Banding 0
1475 Buzz Lightyear Artifact Common 3{3} Legendary Artifact Creature – Demon Robot Toy 2 3 Flying 0
1476 Calculator Artifact Common 2{c}{c} Artifact – Technology {t}: Do a math equation, then draw a card 0
1477 Can of Wurms Artifact Rare 2{2} Artifact {12}, {t}, Sacrifice Can of Wurms: Create six 6/6 green Wurm creature tokens with Trample 2 1531247376 on 10 Jul 2018 by Froggychum
1478 Candy Bar! Artifact Common 0{0} Artifact – Food {t}: Sacrifice Candy Bar!, eat a food item containing more than 90% of your daily value of sugar 0
1479 Canned Spam Artifact Common 1{c} Artifact – Food {t}: Tear Canned Spam into two pieces, create a Spam token, if you own a physical representation of the token, you may eat it, if you do, gain 2 life, if you don't, lose 5 life 0
1480 Card123 Artifact Common 6{1}{2}{3} Artifact {t}, Sacrifice Card123: You gain 123 life 0
1481 Career Ender Artifact Mythic 13{13} Artifact Creature – Monster 13 13 Indestructible, Hexproof

Whenever Career Ender attacks, target player gets Rekt, this ability cannot be countered or prevented 		0
1482 City of Nigellia Artifact Rare 5{5} Legendary Artifact – Structure Habitat
Whenever a creature inhabiting this structure dies, you gain 2 life and draw a card. 		0
1483 Clayman of Nam Yalc Artifact Common 4{4} Artifact Creature – Clayman 2 3 2 1531161898 on 09 Jul 2018 by Vitenka
1484 Color Pi Artifact Rare 3{3} Artifact – Food {t}: Add {π} 3 1530565885 on 02 Jul 2018 by Vitenka
1485 Computer Artifact Common 1{c} Artifact – Technology {2}{e}: Google (Search something on https://www.google.com). If you do, draw a card. 0
1486 Crystal of Rekt Artifact Rare 4{4} Enchantment Artifact Every time a player gets Rekt, you may play a colorless card from your hand for free 0
1487 Cupid's Arrow Artifact Uncommon 2{c}{c} Artifact – Equipment Equip Human
Equip {2}
Equipped Human has "Whenever this creature finishes breeding, gain 3 life" 		0
1488 Deckbox Artifact Common 2{2} Artifact Storage 2 (As long as there are two or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Deckbox and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Deckbox for at least one turn.) 		1 1531784841 on 16 Jul 2018 by Froggychum
1489 Deodorant Artifact Common 2{2} Smelly Artifact {u}{A}{t}: Destroy target Stench card 0
1490 Diamond Sword Artifact Common 3{2}{c} Artifact – Equipment Equip {0}
Equip to Human creature
Equipped creature has +7/+0 		0
1491 Diss Track Artifact Rare 0 Legendary Artifact {t}: Add {r}{r}{r}{r}{r}{r}{r}, activate this ability only if you have insulted an opponent this turn, control a legendary black creature, and have attacked with more than five black creatures this turn 0
1492 Domino Artifact Common 1{1} Artifact – Domino {t}: Tap another Domino 0
1493 Domodomino Artifact Common 3{3} Artifact Creature – Domo 99 99 When Domodomino dies destroy each other Domo 0
1494 Double-Edged Dagger Artifact Uncommon 3{3} Artifact {b}{r}{t}: Until end of turn, whenever you would lose life, Double-Edged Dagger deals 1 damage to target opponent. 1 1546637169 on 04 Jan 2019 by Froggychum
1495 Draconic Dragon Artifact Basic 510{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s} Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect -1 2500 Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. 		12 1590951925 on 31 May 2020 by Froggychum
1496 Egg Yolk Artifact Common 0{y}{y} Artifact Creature – Food Egg Tap a yellow creature you control, Sacrifice Egg Yolk: Gain half of a life 0
1497 Energy Engine Artifact Common 2{2} Artifact – Engine {t}: {e} 0
1498 Face Book Artifact Mythic 4{4} Legendary Artifact Creature – Horror 0 1 You may Imprint (you may do this at any time)
Face Book gets +2/+2 for each creature Imprinted on it 		0
1499 Fidget Spinner Artifact Common 0{0} Artifact {t}: Spin Fidget Spinner, if it spins more than 720 degrees and doesn't fall or touch any other cards, add two mana of any two colors 0
1500 Fisher's Rod Artifact Uncommon 3{1}{c}{c} Artifact – Equipment Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains Fishing and has "{t}: Tap target Fish" 		0
1501 Five-Color Activator Artifact Mythic 7{7} Legendary Artifact Creature – Golem Titan 5 5 {1}{w}: You gain 3 life.
{2}{u}: Scry 1, then draw a card.
{3}{b}: Each opponent loses 4 life.
{4}{r}: Five-Color Activator deals 7 damage to any target.
{5}{g}: Create a 6/6 green Beast creature token with Trample. 		1 1592526588 on 19 Jun 2020 by Froggychum
1502 Five-Color Activator #3 Artifact Rare 3{3} Artifact Creature – Construct 2 2 {1}{u}: Create a 1/1 blue Spirit creature token with Flying
{2}{w}: Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with First Strike
{3}{r}: Create a 3/3 red Elemental creature token with Haste
{4}{g}: Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token with Trample
{5}{b}: Create a 5/5 black Demon creature token with Menace 		1 1592592051 on 19 Jun 2020 by Froggychum
1503 Flute Artifact Common 1{1} Artifact – Equipment Equip {5}
Equipped creature has +18/+0 and has Hexproof 		0
1504 Fly Swatter Artifact Common 3{3} Artifact – Equipment Equip creature
Equipped creature has "{1}{t}: Destroy target insect with Flying" 		0
1505 Fork (The Utility) Artifact Common 1{1} Artifact – Equipment {t}: Tap target Food you control, gain 2 life or draw a card
{r}{r}{r}{t}: Eat some Food an opponent controls, if they don't get you back until end of turn, draw a card at your end step 		0
1506 French Fry Artifact Common 0{0} Artifact – Food You can have any number of French Fry in your deck
{t}: Sacrifice French Fry and all cards with the same name, gain X life where X is the number of cards named French Fry you control, do this once for each card named French Fry you control 		0
1507 Gem of Rekt Artifact Uncommon 2{2} Enchantment Artifact Whenever a player loses the game or is destroyed, they are Rekt instead 0
1508 Glitterwing Artifact Common 2{2} Artifact Creature – Construct Butterfly 1 1 Flying
Whenever Glitterwing deals combat damage to a player, tap target creature that player controls. 		0
1509 Glue Artifact Common 2{2} Artifact {t}: Combine two Artifacts
{2}{t}, Sacrifice Glue: Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn and becomes a Druggy in addition to it's other types until end of the game 		0
1510 Goggles of Vision Artifact Common 2{1}{c} Artifact – Equipment Equip {0}
Equipped creature's abilities may not be countered or prevented 		0
1511 Gold Bar Artifact Common 1{y}A Artifact Gold Bar is Gold

{0}: Target player gives you $45.00 CAD, if they do, sacrifice Gold Bar, this may not be countered or prevented 		0
1512 Google Plex Artifact Mythic 5{5} Legendary Artifact – Structure Internetian and Genius Habitat
{x}: Google (Search something on https://www.google.com) X times.
{5}: Create a token that is a copy of each creature inhabiting this structure. They enter the battlefield inhabiting this structure.
{16}: Make a post on social media saying "I'm about to win a game of Magic: The Gathering!". If you do, you win the game. 		0
1513 Grappling Hook Artifact Uncommon 3{3} Artifact – Equipment Equip creature {4}
Equip Rogue {2}
Equipped creature gets +1/+1, gains First Strike, is a Rogue in addition to it's other types and has "{2}{u}, {t}: Move this creature. When you do, you may remove it from combat" 		0
1514 Gucci Handbag Artifact Common 2{2} Artifact – Equipment Equip {2}

Equipped creature gains, "{c}{c}: Attach this creature with an equipment, all counters provided by the equipment are doubled" 		0
1515 Harpoon Artifact Rare 4{4} Artifact – Equipment Equip Pirate
Equipped Pirate has "{2}{t}: Destroy target Marine Animal creature" 		0
1516 Hedge Maze Artifact Uncommon 4{4} Artifact – Plant Structure Idiot and Plant Habitat
You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure.
{u}: Tap an Idiot inhabiting this structure.
Tap an untapped Plant inhabiting this structure: Add {g}. 		0
1517 Hope of the Zendikari Wizard Artifact Mythic 5{5} Legendary Artifact Artifacts you control with mana abilities have Hexproof.
You cannot tap lands for mana and you also cannot play lands.
{t}: Add six mana of any colors. 		8 1569782879 on 29 Sep 2019 by continuumg
1518 Hydra-Lick Press Artifact Rare 7{5}{c}{c} Artifact {5}{c}{c}{t}: Destroy any number of permanents 0
1519 Imperfect Engine Artifact Common 2{2} Artifact {t}, Gain a poison counter: Add {c}{c}. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells, or to activate the abilities of artifacts. 2 1608377703 on 19 Dec 2020 by Froggychum
1520 Incense Artifact Common 1{1} Smelly Artifact {1}{t}: Target card is Smelly for the next three turns, if this is the third time you've activated this ability, sacrifice Incense and lose 1 life 0
1521 Itchy Clothing Tag Artifact Common 1{1} Artifact – Equipment Tag Equip Equipment as it enters the battlefield {0}
{t}: Scratch or Tickle target equipped creature of equipped Equipment, it's controller may tap it's Parent, if they do, stop. 		0
1522 Junkyard Dreadnought Artifact Mythic 12{12} Artifact Creature – Construct Demon 12 12 Junkyard Dreadnought costs {1} less to cast for each Junk you control.
Trample, Indestructible 		0
1523 Jury Bench Artifact Uncommon 3{3} Artifact White Human and blue Human Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure cannot be removed unless a player has a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem. 		0
1524 Kicker's Box Artifact Uncommon 2{2} Artifact Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Kicker's Box and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Kicker's Box for at least one turn.)
Cards that have been stored on Kicker's Box have "Kicker {2}" and "When this object's effects resolves, if it was kicked, draw a card" 		0
1525 Knife Artifact Uncommon 2{2} Artifact – Equipment {t}: Cut all parts of target card in half, gain 2 life for each piece of the card

When Knife's abilities are activated on the same card more than thrice, sacrifice it, and lose 2 life 		0
1526 LEGO Artifact Common 0{0} Artifact – Lego You may have any number of cards in your deck named LEGO
{x}: Combine X cards named LEGO, you may play a card from your hand with converted mana cost equal to X 		0
1527 Leaked Nudes Artifact Common 4{4} Enchantment Artifact Whenever a creature spell is cast, take a picture of your naked body and post it on Facebook 0
1528 Leash Artifact Common 2{2} Artifact – Equipment Equip creature you don't own {6}
You control equipped creature
{3}: Equippee gets +2/+0 or +0/+2 until end of turn. 		0
1529 Lock Artifact Common 1{1} Artifact – Equipment Equip permanent {1}
Equipped permanent gains Protection from everything except Rogues and Raiders 		0
1530 Loot Table Artifact Rare 6{6} Artifact {6}, {t}: Choose one:
– Put a multicolored permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.
– Draw a card for each Fatso you control. 		0
1531 Looter's Flute of Yerlfott Artifact Rare 2{2} Legendary Enchantment Artifact – Equipment {c}{c}{t}: Sing a song in less than 5 seconds, for each note played, gain 1 life
Whenever Looter's Flute of Yerlfott is tapped, you may draw a card, if you do, discard a card 		0
1532 Lucky Penny Artifact Common 1{1} Artifact – Coin {t}: Put a Luck counter on Lucky Penny
{x}{t}, Remove X Luck counters from Lucky Penny: Add {x}{x} 		0
1533 MC Campfire Artifact Common 1{1} Artifact – Block Smelting 4 – {5}{r} ({5}{r}, {t}: four target Blocks that can be smelted transform at the beginning of their controllers next upkeep and each deal 1 damage to that player.) 0
1534 Master's Sword Artifact Uncommon 4{4} Artifact – Equipment Equip {4}
Equipped creature has +4/+2 and has Double Strike 		0
1535 Meat Dress Artifact Rare 6{6} Artifact – Equipment Equip {8}
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each token you control, and has "{1}: Sacrifice a food you control, gain life equal to twice it's converted mana cost" 		0
1536 Mecha-Spider Artifact Common 4{4} Artifact Creature – Construct Spider 2 4 Reach 0
1537 Medkit Artifact Rare 4{4} Artifact {t}, Sacrifice Medkit, Wait ten seconds: Heal all creatures you control, gain 100 life 0
1538 Megaphone Artifact Uncommon 4{4} Artifact – Equipment Equip lib {0}
Equipped lib has "{t}: Tap target creature without a victim counter on it." 		0
1539 Microphone Artifact Common 2{2} Artifact – Equipment Equip creature {1}{u} or {1}{r}
If the former Equip cost was paid, equipped creature is an Advisor. If the latter was paid, equipped creature is a Musician. 		0
1540 Miracle Myr Artifact Rare 4{4} Artifact Creature – Myr 1 1 Whenever you add mana you gain 1 life 0
1541 Mirror Myr Artifact Uncommon 2{2} Artifact Creature – Myr Clone 1 1 {t}: Remove {1} from your mana pool, Mirror Myr becomes a copy of any target creature until end of turn 0
1542 Mop Artifact Common 2{2} Artifact – Equipment Equip Cleric or Worker {1}
Whenever equipped creature attacks a player, that player loses all unspent {u}. 		1 1562117937 on 03 Jul 2019 by Froggychum
1543 Mop (old) Artifact Uncommon 2{2} Artifact – Equipment Equip Human {2}
Equipped human is a Janitor in addition to it's other types and has "{t}: Remove {u} from target player" 		0
1544 NERF Gun Artifact Common 2{2} Artifact – Equipment Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +4/+0 and Reach

When equipped creature deals lethal damage to a source, give it a timeout and 5 years of counselling 		0
1545 Nemcatcher's Net Artifact Common 11{11} Artifact Nemcatcher's Net enters the battlefield tapped
{11}, {t}, Sacrifice Nemcatcher's Net: Target Faerie you don't own or control gets +3/+3 and it's owner gains 45 life. It deals damage equal to it's power to you, twice. 		0
1546 NeverWet Artifact Common 2{2} Artifact {t}: Target thing becomes Hydrophobic until end of turn
At the beginning of your upkeep, gain $2500.00 for each YouTuber you control 		0
1547 Nic Mecha Artifact Uncommon 2{2} Artifact Creature – Cyborg Artificer 2 2 0
1548 Nrak, Melon-Sliver Artifact Mythic 6{6} Legendary Artifact Creature – Food Sliver 5 4 Whenever Nrak, Melon-Sliver attacks, it gets +4/-4 until end of turn
{1}: Target Food becomes a Creature in addition to it's other types with base power and toughness each equal to half your life total
Other Slivers get +2/+0 and gain "{t}, Sacrifice this Sliver: Gain 7 life" 		0
1549 POTUS Lotus Artifact Mythic 0{0} Legendary Artifact Tap an untapped American President you control, {t}: Sacrifice POTUS Lotus, add three mana of any one color 0
1550 Pen15 Logo Artifact Common 2{2} Artifact – Logo All creatures with nudity in their art have +1/+1 0
1551 Pickaxe Artifact Uncommon 4{4} Artifact – Equipment Equip {e}
{t}: Destroy target Block. 		0
1552 Pile of Trash Artifact Common 3{3} Artifact – Junk When Pile of Trash enters the battlefield, create two colorless Junk tokens. 0
1553 Pocket Artifact Common 1{1} Artifact – Equipment Equip equipment
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Pocket for at least one turn.) for things with art smaller than a breadbox.
{2}{pu}, Drop Pocket from a height equal to your waist-level give or take two centimeters: Store as many permanents it touches on it as you can. 		0
1554 Pringles Logo Artifact Common 2{2} Artifact – Logo {1}: Target player eats a Pringle, any player may activate this ability

Whenever any player eats a Pringle, they draw a card and gain 2 life 		0
1555 Prison Aquarium Artifact Rare 6{6} Artifact Blue creatures get -1/-1
Fish cannot attack
Creatures lose Diving, Swimming and Fishing and cannot gain them. 		0
1556 Prison Shiv Artifact Common 2{2} Artifact – Equipment Equip {2}

Equipped creature has +4/-2 and is black 		0
1557 Pylon Artifact Common 1{1} Artifact {t}: Move target Vehicle 2 1529694947 on 22 Jun 2018 by Vitenka
1558 Quill Artifact Common 1{1} Artifact Quill is White
When Quill enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 1 damage to a Bird you control, if you don't, exile it
{b}{t}, Tap an untapped blue Human you control with converted mana cost 6 or greater: Create one two-hundredth of a Book token 		0
1559 Quizzical Axe Artifact Common 3{2}{?} Artifact What should {?} be payed with?
{t}: Quizzical Axe shocks any target, if that target is destroyed, see a therapist 		0
1560 Ramen Artifact Common 0{y}{y} Artifact – Food {t}: Sacrifice Ramen, gain 2 life, then discard 2 cards, activate this ability only if you are in college 0
1561 Rewarding Award Artifact Uncommon 2{2} Artifact – Award Cast Rewarding Award only after another target player does something you think is positive

Rewarding Award enters the battlefield with a Reward counter on it

At the beginning of awarded player's upkeep, put a Reward counter on Rewarding Award, they gain life equal to the number of Reward counters on Rewarding Award squared 		0
1562 Riot Shield Artifact Uncommon 2{2} Artifact – Equipment Equip {2}
Equipped creature has "{2}: Prevent all damage target rioting creature would do this turn" 		0
1563 Rowling's App Artifact Uncommon 4{4} Artifact – Equipment Cast Rowling's App only if you control a Legendary Author creature
Equip Equipment: Pay CAD $9.99
Equipped Equipment has "Equipped creature has "{t}: Add {u}{u}"" 		0
1564 Runner's Maze (New Paradise) Artifact Rare 6 {6} Artifact
‑‑‑‑
Artifact – Structure		 Whenever a Runner enters the battlefield under your control, put a Solution counter on Runner's Maze.
Whenever there are six or more Solution counters on Runner's Maze, transform it.
‑‑‑‑
Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure have protection from everything.
{w/g}: You gain 1 life. 		0
1565 Scout Badge Artifact Common 1{1} Artifact – Equipment Badge Equip Child {3}
Equipped child is a Scout in addition to it's other types and gets +1/+2 and gains Basic Landwalk 		0
1566 Scrap Behemoth Artifact Mythic 6{6} Artifact Creature – Construct Demon 12 12 As an additional cost to cast Scrap Behemoth, pay six {b} or sacrifice three nontoken artifacts.

When Scrap Behemoth dies, you may search your library for an artifact creature card with power 12 or less and put it onto the battlefield tapped. 		0
1567 Shoe of Nigel Artifact Common 2{2} Artifact – Equipment Equip {2}

Equipped creature has Landwalk 		0
1568 Signpost Artifact Uncommon 3{3} Artifact When you draft Signpost, you lock into your archtype (You cannot mainboard cards from outside of that archtype)
When Signpost enters the battlefield, choose a draft archtype
Whenever you cast a spell of the chosen archtype, draw a card and add one mana of each color of your archtype. 		0
1569 Silver Sliver Artifact Common 2{1}{c} Artifact Creature – Sliver Construct 1 2 Slivers you control have "{t}: Add {c}" 0
1570 Spidget Finner Artifact Uncommon 0{0} Artifact {t}: Spin Spidget Finner, if it spins more than 720 degrees and doesn't fall or touch any other cards, add one mana of any color for each dank meme you've read this turn 0
1571 Sponge (Wet Sponge) Artifact Rare 0 {y}{y} Artifact – Block
‑‑‑‑
Artifact – Block		 Whenever an opponent casts a blue noncreature spell, counter it and transform Sponge.
‑‑‑‑
(Wet Sponge can be Smelted) 		0
1572 Spoon (The Utility) Artifact Common 1{1} Artifact – Equipment {c}{c}{t}: Draw a card, and then eat a spoonful of anything an opponent gives you in the next thirty seconds, if you're spoon is empty, or you don't swallow, discard a card 0
1573 Spring-in-the-step Artifact Common 1{c} Artifact {t}: Target creature has Jump Boost 1 until end of turn 0
1574 Squirrel Pearl Artifact Common 2{2} Artifact {t}: Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token 0
1575 Steam Engine Artifact Rare 5{5} Artifact – Engine Steam Engine is Historic
{e}{u}{u}{u}{t}: Add {w}{w}{w}{w} 		0
1576 Stenchgine Artifact Rare 10{10} Smelly Artifact – Engine {10}{t}: Triple the amount of Stink counters on any number of cards 0
1577 Stone of be careful what you wish for... Artifact Uncommon 5{5} Artifact Stone of be careful what you wish for... enters the battlefield tapped
{t}: Add any amount of mana of any color(s), you lose that much life. This damage can not be prevented or redirected. 		0
1578 Surge Protector Artifact Common 2{2} Artifact – Equipment Equip blue artifact
Equipped permanent has Protection from red instants. 		0
1579 Sword Artifact Common 2{2} Artifact – Equipment Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +2/+0 and has First Strike 		0
1580 Teenagehood Hood Artifact Rare 5{5} Enchantment Artifact – Equipment Equip Teenager {5}
Equip damaged Teenager {2}
Creatures gain Hungry 2
Creatures with nudity in their art get 2/+2
Black creatures get +2/+2 		0
1581 The Impossible Quiz Artifact Uncommon 7{5}{c}{c} Enchantment Artifact Whenever a noncreature token enters the battlefield under your control, create twice as many extra copies of it, then you may draw a card 0
1582 The Tenth of Unobtainable Artifact None 10{10} Legendary Artifact Decks may have zero cards named The Tenth of Unobtainable in them
No player may cast The Tenth of Unobtainable 		0
1583 Tinsel Artifact Common 2{2} Artifact When Tinsel enters the battlefield attach it to target Snow Creature – Treefolk or Snow Artifact Creature – Treefolk
The creature Tinsel is attached to gains Attractive 		0
1584 Tou Rette's Turret Artifact Uncommon 4{4} Legendary Artifact Whenever an opponent uses a mannerism, shock each target they own 0
1585 Traffic Jam Artifact Uncommon 4{4} Artifact – Food Sacrifice Traffic Jam: You gain X life, where X is the number of Vehicles you control. 0
1586 Trashbin Artifact Uncommon 2{2} Artifact Sacrifice a Junk: Add one mana of any color. 1 1570802055 on 11 Oct 2019 by Froggychum
1587 Trustling Artifact Common 0{0} Artifact Creature – Construct 1 1 At the beginning of your upkeep, if you told a lie that an opponent believed last turn, sacrifice Trustling and add {c}{c} 0
1588 Tuna Sammich Maker Artifact Uncommon 5{5} Artifact Sacrifice a Fish: Gain 4 life 0
1589 Twisted Paperclip Artifact Common 1{1} Artifact – Equipment Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.) 		0
1590 Vanilla Guy with Razors Inside! Artifact Uncommon 6{6} Artifact Creature – Construct 4 4 0
1591 Warsong Monument Artifact Rare 2{2} Artifact When Warsong Monument enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
{3}, {t}: Untap all creatures you control that attacked this turn. Then, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature of the chosen type untapped this way. 		0
1592 Wedding Ring Artifact Common 2{c}{c} Artifact – Equipment Wedding Ring is Pink
Equip {2}
At the beginning of your upkeep, equipped creature breeds with another target creature you control 		0
1593 Wizard Game Code Database Artifact Rare 1001{100}{1} Artifact – File {100}{1}{t}: Create fifty 1/1 Wizard creature tokens with Prowess and a 0.5/0.5 Wiz creature token with "Whenever you cast a nonland permanent spell with Flash, this token gets +0.5/+0.5 until end of minute" 0
1594 Wooden Stake Artifact Rare 2{2} Artifact {2}{t}: Destroy target Vampire 0
1595 Yarn Barn Artifact Rare 3{3} Artifact {4}: Create two Yarn tokens. 0
1596 Yo-Yo Artifact Uncommon 1{1} Artifact – Equipment Equip creature
Equipped creature is a Yoyomaster in addition to it's other types and gains "{t}: Yo-Yo pings target creature, then return that creature to it's owners hand" 		0
1597 You Tried! Artifact Common 2{2} Artifact – Award Cast You Tried! only after another target player casts a spell that does not resolve

Awarded player may draw a card, if they admit failure 		0
1598 Zinkerdan the Tinkerman Artifact Rare 2{c}{c} Legendary Artifact Creature – Tinkerman 1 1 Whenever another artifact creature enters the battlefield under your control or is crewed, you may return target artifact card that was put it into the graveyard this turn, from there, into your hand. 0
1599 aplsos Artifact Uncommon 2{1}{c} Artifact – Food {t}: gain 2 life, then read a dank meme 0
1600 AK-47 of Dasol Land Rare 6{6} Legendary Land Artifact – Pokemon Equipment Land creatures get +9/+0 0
1601 Annihilator Comet Land Mythic 0 Land {b}{r}{g}: Exile Annihilator Comet from your hand with three Distance counters on it.
Each end step, remove a Distance counter from this land, when there's none, play it with an Arrival counter.
When Annihilator Comet enters the battlefield, it enters tapped. If it has an Arrival counter on it, destroy all other permanents and untap it.
{t}: Add one mana of any color 		0
1602 Burger King // Hungry Jacks Land Uncommon 0 Land // Land Cast this end if you play Burger King within the borders of the USA
{t}: Create a Burger token // Cast this end if you play Hungry Jacks within the borders of Australia
{t}: Create a Burger token 		0
1603 Colossal Arbor Land Mythic 0 Legendary Basic Land Creature – Forest Treefolk 4 6 Colossal Arbor cannot be cast except on your sixth turn or later.
({t}: Add {g})
{g}{g}: Colossal Arbor gains Landwalk until end of turn. 		0
1604 Cornfolk Mazes Land Rare 0 Land Cornfolk Mazes enters the battlefield tapped
{t}: Add {w} or {g}
{2} or {t}: Remove target creature from combat. Create a 1/1 white and green Cornfolk creature token in it's place. (If the removed creature was attacking, so is the token. If the removed creature was blocking, so is the token. The same applies to all combat states) 		0
1605 Curdistan Land Rare 0 Legendary Land Curdistan enters the battlefield tapped
{t}: Add {g}
Pay half of a mana of any color, {t}: Create a 0.25/0.25 green Curd creature token 		0
1606 Dreary Vortex Land Rare 0 Land Dreary Vortex enters the battlefield tapped unless you exile the top half of your library, rounded up.
{t}: Add {u} or {b}
{2}, {t}: Return target land card that was put there this turn to the battlefield tapped.
{4}, {t}, Sacrifice Dreary Vortex: Return target nonland card from your graveyard to your hand 		0
1607 Dude Ranch Land Rare 0 Legendary Land When Dude Ranch enters the battlefield sacrifice it unless you sacrifice a Wheatfarm
{t}: Add {w} and half of a {w}
{1}{t}: Create a 1/1 white Dude creature token 		0
1608 Grainforest Land Basic 0 Basic Land {t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. 0
1609 Hawaii Land Rare 0 Land {t}: Add one mana of any color
{y}{y}{t}: Add {u}{r}{g} 		0
1610 Heck Land Mythic 0 Legendary Land Heck enters the battlefield tapped
{t}: Add {b}
{1}{b}, {t}: Create a 2/2 black Imp creature token named Heckler 		0
1611 Hell's Kitchen Land Rare 0 Legendary Land {1}{r}{g}: All Foods and Delectables have "{1}: Gain 5 life" until end of turn
{5}{r}{g}: Create seven Foodevils, sacrifice them at end of turn 		0
1612 Honnis the Righteous Freeze Land Rare 5{3}{s}{s} Legendary Snow Land Creature – Elemental Golem Hero Wizard 3 4 {3}{s}{s}{s}{t}, Sacrifice Honnis the Righteous Freeze: Return any number of creatures to their owners hands, untap the rest 0
1613 Iac Brainbarn Land Rare 0 Legendary Land – Structure Brainiac Habitat
{t}: Add {c}.
{4}{u}{u}, {t}: Create four 1/1 esper Braniac creature tokens. 		0
1614 Impacting Meteor Land Uncommon 0 Land When Impacting Meteor enters the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to target creature
{t}: Add {c} 		1 1556818868 on 02 May 2019 by Froggychum
1615 Liebrary Land Rare 0 Land {t}: Add {c}
{t}: Lie to target opponent, if they believe it add {c}{c}
{2}{t}: Read a page of a book. When you understand it, draw a card and add {c}{c}{c}{c} 		0
1616 Mangrove Land Rare 0 Land – Island Swamp Forest Mangrove enters the battlefield tapped
{t}: Add {u}, {b} or {g}
{1}{t}: Create a 1/1 blue, black and green male Human creature token 		0
1617 Morninglight Woods Land Rare 0 Legendary Land Morninglight Woods enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or more basic lands that could produce a type of mana that Morninglight Woods can.
{t}: Add {g}, {w} or {r}
{w}, {t}: Target white creature gets +0/+2 until end of turn
{g}, {t}: Target green creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn
{r}, {t}: Target red creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. 		0
1618 New York City Land Mythic 0 Land When New York City enters the battlefield, you may pay {11}. If you don't, sacrifice New York City.
{t}: Add {y}{y}{y} to your pool
{y}{y}{y}{y}{y}{y}{t}: Sacrifice New York City, win the game 		0
1619 Primordial Soup Land Mythic 0 Legendary Land Primordial Soup enters the battlefield tapped
Whenever a player casts a noncreature spell, add {e}.
{t}: Add {u}
{e}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to casts creature spells. 		1 1560950373 on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum
1620 Raging Meteor Land Rare 0 Land Raging Meteor enters the battlefield tapped
When Raging Meteor enters the battlefield it deals 1 damage to each creature with power and/or toughness 4 or less
{t}: Add {r} or {g} 		1 1556818873 on 02 May 2019 by Froggychum
1621 Ranch Land Rare 0 Land Animal Creatures you control get +1/+1
{t}: Add {w} or {g} 		0
1622 Rupee MerDock Land None 0 Land Rupee MerDock enters the battlefield tapped
{t}: Add {u} or {g}
{u}{u}: Target Merfolk gets +2/+2, and gains Islandwalk, Swimming and Hexproof until end of turn
{g}{g}: Create a Rupee or Emerald token 		0
1623 School Land Uncommon 0 Land School enters the battlefield tapped and does not untap until you control three or more Teacher creatures
{t}: Add {w}{w} to spend only on Students 		0
1624 Secret Tunnels Land Rare 0 Land {t}: Add {c}
{1}{x}, {t}: Untap target Rogue you control. It gets +X/+0 and cannot be blocked this turn unless defending player pays {x}. Activate this ability only during combat. 		2 1558396797 on 20 May 2019 by dude1818
1625 Sludge Surf Land Rare 0 Land Sludge Surf enters the battlefield tapped
{t}: Add {u}, {b} or {g}
{3}, {t}: Target player gets a Poison counter 		0
1626 Sponge Reefs Land Rare 0 Legendary Land Sponge Reefs enters the battlefield tapped
{t}: Add {w} or {g}
{t}: Create four 0/2 Spongebody tokens with Defender and "Whenever you are dealt damage, redirect that damage to this token" and "{t}: Gain 1 life" activate this ability only if you have 50 or more life 		0
1627 The Satisfactory Land Mythic 0 Legendary Land The Satisfactory enters the battlefield tapped.
{t}: Add {c}.
{10}, {t}, Sacrifice The Satisfactory: Create a 10/10 Thing creature token with Gravecone 		0
1628 Volcano Land Common 0 Land {t}: Add {r} or {g}, Volcano shocks you 0
1629 Wheatfarm Land Basic 0 Basic Land {t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life 0
1630 X-Port Land Mythic 0 Legendary Land {t}: Add {1} or {u}
{t}, Export something, Sacrifice X-Port: Draw three cards and create three Fish creature tokens 		0
1631 Ye Ol' Tavern Land Uncommon 0 Land {t}: Create a Beer Token
{2}{t}: Sacrifice three Beer Tokens, create a 5/5 Bozo creature token with "Whenever a Beer Token enters the battlefield under your control, I get +2/+2 until end of turn" 		0
1632 Yoyleberry Field Land Mythic 0 Legendary Land {t}: Add {y} 0
1633 hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? Land Common 0 Basic Snow Land – Plains Island Swamp Mountain Forest When hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? enters the battlefield, you lose 1 life unless you control a permanent.
{t}: Add {10} 		2 1588691970 on 05 May 2020 by Froggychum
1634 Air Plane Plane Uncommon 0 Plane – Randomania White, blue and elemental creatures get +1/+1 and gain Flying 0
1635 Customian Morphic Lakes Plane Mythic 0 Plane – Customia Customian creatures are Shapeshifters in addition to their other types and get +1/+1 0
1636 Elmos World Plane Mythic 0 Plane – Randomania Puppets you control are red in addition to their other colors and get +2/+2 0
1637 Mars Plane Rare 0 Plane – Randomania Astronauts get +2/+2 and gain Planeswalk 0
1638 Idiot token White Token 0 Creature – Idiot 1 1 0
1639 Blue Jellyfish Jam token Artifact Token 0 Token Artifact – Food Delectable Sacrifice Blue Jellyfish Jam: Heal target creature. If a Plant creature is healed this way, put a +1/+1 counter on it. 0
1640 Jellyfish Jam token Artifact Token 0 Token Artifact – Food Sacrifice Jellyfish Jam: Heal target creature. If a Plant creature is healed this way, you gain 3 life. 0
1641 Tattoo token Colourless Token 0 Token Emblem At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one:
-Tattoo drains 2
-Add two mana of any one color
-Destroy target creature with converted mana cost equal or less than the highest converted mana cost among creatures you control 		0
1642 Deer token Green Token 0 Token Creature – Deer 1 1 Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn) 0
1643 Lizard Wizard token Green Token 0 Token Creature – Lizard Wizard 1 1 0
1644 Wanted Iguana token Green Token 0 Token Creature – Lizard 4 4 Desertwalk 0
1645 Barf token Hybrid blackgreen Token 0 Token Artifact – Germ {u}{u}, Tap another untapped Cleric you control: Destroy Barf 0
1646 Calamari token Artifact Token 0 Artifact – Delectable {t}, Sacrifice Calamari: Gain 3 life 0
1647 Cigarette token Hybrid whiteblack Token 0 Token Artifact Smoke – {t}, Sacrifice Cigarette, Pretend to Smoke for 2.25 seconds: Put a -0/-1 counter on target creature and put a Guilt counter on each of it's Parent creatures. If four or more -0/-1 counters are put on a creature this way, it gains Deathtouch 0
1648 Cigar token Multicolour Token 0 Token Artifact Cigar is Red, Black and Green
Smoke – {t}, Sacrifice Cigar, Pretend to smoke for 7.75 seconds: Put two -0/-1 counters on target creature and put a Guilt counter on each of it's Parent creatures. If sixteen or more -0/-1 counters are put on a creature this way, it has "{t}: This creature's controller gains CAD $999.99" 		0
1649 Pill token Artifact Token 0 Token Artifact {t}, Tap another blue artifact, Sacrifice Pill: Flip a coin, if it lands on Heads, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn, if it lands on Tails, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn 0
1650 Prescription token Artifact Token 0 Token Artifact {t}, Sacrifice Prescription, Pay CAD$0.99: Create a colorless Pill artifact token, activate this ability only if you live in Canada and control three or more Snow Lands
{t}, Sacrifice Prescription, Pay USD$999.99: Create a colorless Pill artifact token, activate this ability only if you live in The United States of America, control an Eagle creature and control three or more white, red and blue permanents
{t}, Sacrifice Prescription, Pay USD$99.99: Create a colorless Pill artifact token, activate this ability only if you live in The United States of America, control an Eagle creature, control three or more white, red and blue permanents, control a Legendary President creature named Barack Obama and control a permanent named Obama Care 		0
1651 Gift token Multicolour Token 0 Token Artifact {t}, Sacrifice Gift: Choose one:
– Gain 5 life
– Draw a card
– Untap target permanent 		0
1652 Tiger's Eye token Artifact Token 0 Token Artifact {3}{t}: You may cast a spell from your hand with "Roar" in it's name for free 0
1653 token 69 token Colourless Token 0 Token 0
1654 Sound Cloud token Hybrid redwhite Token 0 Token Artifact Sacrifice Sound Cloud: You gain 1 life and Sound Cloud pings any target 0
1655 Balloon token Hybrid bluered Token 0 Token Artifact * * Pop, Sacrifice Balloon: Balloon pings target Child or Idiot
Crew Wizard
As long as Balloon is a creature, it's toughness is equal to any amount of the number of artifacts you sacrificed as it resolved, it's power is equal to the rest 		0
1656 Dream token Blue Token 0 Token Artifact {t}: Have a thought, if it was a good thought, gain 2 life, if it was a bad though, lose 2 life
{t}: Sacrifice Dream, draw a card for each 5 hours you slept last night 		0
1657 Twitterbyrd token Blue Token 0 Token Creature 1 1 Flying
{3}, Tweet: Draw a card 		0
1658 Idea token Artifact Token 0 Token Enchantment Artifact {t}, Sacrifice Idea: Put a card you created into play. 0
1659 Astronaut token Colourless Token 0 Token Creature – Human Astronaut 2 2 Planeswalk 0
1660 LmaoAlien token Colourless Token 0 Token Creature – Alien 1 1 Hexproof 0
1661 Spam token Colourless Token 0 Token Creature – Spam {t}: Sacrifice Spam, gain 1 life 0
1662 token 69 again token Colourless Token 0 Token 0
1663 Beef Jerky token Black Token 0 Artifact – Food {t}: Sacrifice Beef Jerky, gain 1 life 0
1664 Burger token Artifact Token 0 Artifact – Food {t}: Sacrifice Burger, go eat a burger, then continue the game 0
1665 Squarepants token Artifact Token 0 Token Artifact – Equipment Equip non-Fatso creature with an equal power and toughness {e}
Equipped creature isn't nude 		0
1666 LOLCat token Green Token 0 Token Creature – Cat Internetian 1 1 0
1667 Beer token Black Token 0 Token Artifact – Food {t}: Sacrifice Beer, gain 2 life 0
1668 Subscriber token Hybrid redwhite Token 0 Token Creature – Human Internetian 1 1 0
1669 Bozo token Black Token 0 Token Creature – Human Drunk Clown 5 5 Whenever a Beer Token enters the battlefield under your control, Bozo gets +2/+2 until end of turn 0
1670 Bruce Willis token Red Token 0 Token Creature – Human Swaglord 8 8 0
1671 Pig token Green Token 0 Creature – Boar 2 2 0
1672 Suicide Bomber token Red Token 0 Token Creature – Human Soldier 2 3 {0}: Sacrifice Suicide Bomber, it shocks target creature or Structure 0
1673 Fish token Blue Token 0 Token Creature – Fish 2 2 Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) 0
1674 Monster token Multicolour Token 0 Token Creature – Monster 8 8 Deathtouch, Trample, Infect 0
1675 Electron token Artifact Token 0 Token Artifact Sacrifice Electron: Add {c} 0
1676 Grey GMO Goo token Artifact Token 0 Artifact – Food {t}: Sacrifice Grey GMO Goo, gain 1 life, then feel sad and empty 0
1677 Foodevil token Hybrid redgreen Token 0 Artifact Creature – Food Devil 2 2 Haste 0
1678 Cake token Artifact Token 0 Artifact – Food {t}: Gain 2 life, gain 4 life instead if you've consumed sugar today 0
1679 GMOPork token Artifact Token 0 Artifact – "Fude" {t}: Sacrifice GMOPork, smell a dog fart, and eat wet hair 0
1680 Baby token White Token 0 Token Creature – Child 0 1 {t}: Cry, Baby has +0/+1 until end of turn 0
1681 Bread token Green Token 0 Artifact – Food {t}: Sacrifice one twelfth of Bread, gain 2 life or draw a card
{g}{g}: Target Plains you control becomes a Wheatfarm 		0
1682 Buffetdish token Green Token 0 Artifact – Delectable {t}: Gain 5 life for each 1000 calories you have eaten today 0
1683 IceCream token White Token 0 Artifact – Food {t}: Gain 2 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten Sugar today. Put a Lick counter on IceCream
When IceCream has 5 or more Lick counters on it, sacrifice it 		0
1684 Copy Pasta token Artifact Token 0{0} Artifact – Food {0}: Make a copy of Copy Pasta
{0}: Sacrifice Copy Pasta, gain 1 life 		0
1685 PoisonVial token Black Token 0 Artifact {t}: Sacrifice PoisonVial, choose one:
-Target player loses 2 life
-Put a poison counter on target player 		0
1686 Cockroach token Hybrid blackgreen Token 0 Token Creature – Insect 1 1 Deathtouch
Whenever you cast a green or black spell, Cockroach gains Infect until end of turn 		0
1687 Book token Green Token 0 Artifact {t}: Read a page of a book, if you understand it, draw a card 0
1688 JRR token Green Token 0 Legendary Creature – Human Author 2 2 {t}: Create a Book token
{5}{g}{g}: Green creatures and Mythic creatures you control are unblockable and get +X/+X where X is thrice the number of books you control 		0
1689 Moon Pie token Artifact Token 0 Artifact – Delectable Pay an half of a {w}: Gain 1 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn 0
1690 Puppetmastery token Black Token 0 Emblem 0
1691 Clone token Blue Token 0 Creature – Clone 1 1 {2}{u}: Clone becomes another target creature of your choice until end of turn 0
1692 Sapphire token Blue Token 0 Artifact {t}, Sacrifice Sapphire: Add {u} 0
1693 Ruby token Red Token 0 Artifact {t}, Sacrifice Ruby: Add {r} 0
1694 Rupee token Multicolour Token 0 Artifact {t}, Sacrifice Rupee: Add {g}. Add {g}{g} instead if you control a Legendary permanent 0
1695 Emerald token Green Token 0 Artifact {t}, Sacrifice Emerald: Add {g} 0
1696 Organ token Black Token 0 Token Artifact – Food {b}: Destroy Organ, gain 5 life, give Organ's controller $20.00 CAD, only opponents may activate this ability 0
1697 Runner token Red Token 0 Creature – Human 2 2 Haste, First Strike, Landwalk 0
1698 Cookie token Hybrid greenwhite Token 0 Artifact – Food {t}: Sacrifice Cookie, gain 1 life, gain 5 life instead if you ate a cookie less than three minutes before activating this ability 0
1699 Joey token Green Token 0 Creature – Kangaroo Child 0 1 0
1700 Kangaroo token Hybrid redgreen Token 0 Creature – Kangaroo 4 2 Jump Boost 5, Storage 2 0
1701 Shipping Container token Hybrid greenblue Token 0 Artifact – Structure Idiot and Rat Habitat
Storage 5 		0
1702 Hat token Artifact Token 0 Artifact – Equipment Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains "{2}: Flip a coin, if it lands on heads, you may play an equipment from your hand with converted mana cost 4 or less" 		0
1703 Vodka token Artifact Token 0 Artifact – Food {t}: Sacrifice Vodka, gain 4 life, then put a poison counter on yourself 0
1704 Bacon token Green Token 0 Token Artifact – Food Sacrifice Bacon: Gain 100 Life 0
1705 Yarn token Green Token 0 Token Artifact {t}: Tap target Cat 0
1706 Dude token White Token 0 Token Creature – Human 1 1 0
1707 Golden Egg token Multicolour Token 0 Token Artifact Creature – Food Egg {t}, Sacrifice Golden Egg: You gain 5 life, then target opponent gives you $5.00 CAD, if they don't, you gain 10 life instead 0
1708 Tainted Sand token White Token 0 Artifact Sacrifice Tainted Sand: Put an Infect counter on target player 0
1709 Monsterella token Black Token 2{1}{b} Token Artifact Creature – Food Monster 0 2 {t}, Pay 1 life: Target player loses 1 life 0
1710 Thing token Colourless Token 0 Token Creature – Thing 10 10 Gravecone (When this dies, create a 9/9 copy of it. When that dies, create an 8/8 copy of it. Et cetera.) 1 1570543365 on 08 Oct 2019 by Froggychum
1711 Doty token Artifact Token 0 Legendary Token Artifact Creature – Golem 4 3 Indestructible, Trample 1 1592432561 on 17 Jun 2020 by Froggychum
1712 Firearm token Artifact Token 0 Token Artifact – Equipment Equip legendary creature {4}
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and gains Reach and Menace 		1 1592431866 on 17 Jun 2020 by Froggychum
1713 Junk token Artifact Token 0 Token Artifact – Junk 1 1570802202 on 11 Oct 2019 by Froggychum
1714 Trinket token Green Token 0 Legendary Token Creature – Bear 4 3 Trample, Indestructible 1 1592431303 on 17 Jun 2020 by Froggychum
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