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CardName: Hypocritical Hippocricket Cost: 3wb Type: Creature - Hippo Insect Idiot Pow/Tgh: 1/5 Rules Text: *Gotcha* - Whenever an opponent is hypocritical, you may say Gotcha. If you do, choose one: - Hypocritical Hippocricket drains 5 to any target - Hypocritical Hippocricket gets +5/+1 and gains your choice of Flying or Trample until end of turn. Whenever you are hypocritical or have a Gotcha ability activated against you, sacrifice Hypocritical Hippocricket. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Uncommon

Hypocritical Hippocricket
{3}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Hippo Insect Idiot
Gotcha – Whenever an opponent is hypocritical, you may say Gotcha. If you do, choose one:
– Hypocritical Hippocricket drains 5 to any target
– Hypocritical Hippocricket gets +5/+1 and gains your choice of Flying or Trample until end of turn.
Whenever you are hypocritical or have a Gotcha ability activated against you, sacrifice Hypocritical Hippocricket.
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Updated on 28 May 2019 by Froggychum

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2017-12-26 23:56:19: Froggychum created the card Hypocritical Hippocricket
2017-12-26 23:56:34: Froggychum edited Hypocritical Hippocricket
2018-07-04 14:02:31: Froggychum edited Hypocritical Hippocricket
2019-05-28 12:12:27: Froggychum edited Hypocritical Hippocricket

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