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CardName: Le Monke Cost: 3GG Type: Legendary Creature - Ape Pow/Tgh: 4/5 Rules Text: When Le Monke dies, shuffle it into it's owner's library. {4}{G}: Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.) Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic

Le Monke
{3}{g}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Ape
When Le Monke dies, shuffle it into it's owner's library.
{4}{g}: Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
4/5
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Updated on 01 May 2020 by Froggychum

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2020-05-01 14:12:44: Froggychum created the card Le Monke
on 01 May 2020 by Vitenka:

­{g}{2}: exile 3, draw 6-ish? Seems kinda extreme. Oh no, not quite so bad, you don't get to draw off of all of them. So draw 2 or 3. Still pretty potent.

on 01 May 2020 by Froggychum:

Might not make a ton of sense for {g} to draw like this, even if it's stapled on a creature.

As for the mechanic, I think I'm going to change it to allow you to put the condition-meeting exiled cards into your hand, rather than leaving them exiled. Seems pretty unfun to lose a cool card and then draw something less cool. Also, the cards you draw might be super expensive, which kind of makes this whole mechanic seem wonky tbh.

I hadn't really though of the strength, my B. I costed it as 3 cmc because i thought it would be cool if you could use it twice the turn after you play this guy... though {g} gets so much ramp, you might get this guy earlier, and next turn have even more mana to spend, so idk.

The actual mechanic doesn't really fit the poop joke theme, but I'm more than happy to have a decent mechanic that doesn't have good flavor then what this mechanic was before (why prev. Froggy thought that was a good idea to put on this site is beyond me)

I'll work on this card some more, and probably the mechanic since I just noticed it's not really what I want.

2020-05-01 14:32:33: Froggychum edited Le Monke

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