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CardName: Tarot Card Reading Cost: x3wubrg Type: Legendary Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Exile the top X cards of your library, then reveal the top card of your library, choose it , then exile it with X time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep remove a time counter from the chosen card Whenever there are no time counters on the chosen card, put it onto the battlefield and shoot it with a GLOCK-19 until it bleeds and dies, then flip a coin. Roll X twenty-sided dice, if you won the flip, you win up to a number of target games equal to the total sum of the dice's rolls. If you lost the flip, you lose that same number of games that your worst enemy must choose while illegally abusing you, which is legal until end of eternity Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic

Tarot Card Reading
{x}{3}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
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Legendary Sorcery
Exile the top X cards of your library, then reveal the top card of your library, choose it , then exile it with X time counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep remove a time counter from the chosen card
Whenever there are no time counters on the chosen card, put it onto the battlefield and shoot it with a GLOCK-19 until it bleeds and dies, then flip a coin.
Roll X twenty-sided dice, if you won the flip, you win up to a number of target games equal to the total sum of the dice's rolls. If you lost the flip, you lose that same number of games that your worst enemy must choose while illegally abusing you, which is legal until end of eternity
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Created on 10 Aug 2018 by Froggychum

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2018-08-10 17:24:42: Froggychum created the card Tarot Card Reading
on 10 Aug 2018 by Froggychum:

Exile the top X cards of your library, then reveal the top card of your library, choose it , then exile it with X time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep remove a time counter from the chosen card Whenever there are no time counters on the chosen card, put it onto the battlefield and shoot it with a GLOCK-19 until it bleeds and dies, then flip a coin. Roll X twenty-sided dice, if you won the flip, you win up to a number of target games equal to the total sum of the dice's rolls. If you lost the flip, you lose that same number of games that your worst enemy must choose while illegally abusing you, which is legal until end of eternity

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