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CardName: Spongebodyguard Cost: 5ww Type: Creature - Plant Knight Pow/Tgh: 0/* Rules Text: Defender, Indestructible, Hexproof When Spongebodyguard enters the battlefield all creatures you control gain Bestow {0} and are Bestowed onto Spongebodyguard, all noncreature spells in your graveyard gain Splice onto Creature {0} and are splices onto Spongebodyguard, all Lands you control become Artifact Equipments with "Equip {0}" that become equipped to Spongebodyguard, they are still lands Spongebodyguard's toughness is equal to triple your life total Whenever you would be dealt damage, redirect that damage to Spongebodyguard {3}{W}{W}: Gain 1 life Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic

Spongebodyguard
{5}{w}{w}
 
 M 
Creature – Plant Knight
Defender, Indestructible, Hexproof
When Spongebodyguard enters the battlefield all creatures you control gain Bestow {0} and are Bestowed onto Spongebodyguard, all noncreature spells in your graveyard gain Splice onto Creature {0} and are splices onto Spongebodyguard, all Lands you control become Artifact Equipments with "Equip {0}" that become equipped to Spongebodyguard, they are still lands
Spongebodyguard's toughness is equal to triple your life total
Whenever you would be dealt damage, redirect that damage to Spongebodyguard
{3}{w}{w}: Gain 1 life
0/*
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Created on 07 May 2018 by Froggychum

History:

2018-05-07 21:47:00: Froggychum created the card Spongebodyguard
2018-05-07 21:47:48: Froggychum edited Spongebodyguard

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