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CardName: Draconic Dragon Cost: 500 Life Points Type: Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect Pow/Tgh: -1/2500 Rules Text: Cast this spell only if you could. Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): - Refresh your Hero Power - Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Flavour Text: Pay three {CHAOS}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench. Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Basic

Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Updated on 02 Jun 2020 by Froggychum

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2020-05-31 19:04:58: Froggychum created the card Draconic Dragon

Hey guys I'd really appreciate some advice on this card, I think it works ruleswise, but I'm not sure.

2020-05-31 19:06:18: Froggychum edited Draconic Dragon

SERIOUS ADVICE ONLY PLEASE

2020-05-31 19:11:36: Froggychum edited Draconic Dragon

Serious advice? Be sober before posting.

Bro. Don't troll. It's not cool and nobody thinks it's funny.

Sorry, I didn't think people would be upset over this. I wasn't trying to troll, I thought people would get a good laugh out of it.

Guess I was being disruptive, my apologies. I'm going to delete my comment on the feedback thread, now. I'll keep my stupid shit to myself, from now on.

­:(

Hey a Link - 1 Synchro monster with 2500 defense? Thats pretty good!

I think its funny :(

I think it's mildly humorous, but some parts are a little confusing to read.

The card itself; kinda.

"SERIOUS ADVICE ONLY PLEASE" ? No.

I think I've figured out that people on this site really don't like ALL-CAPS posts (I recall the last time I did this a couple years ago, people were similarly unamused), so I'm going to avoid those from now on (or as long as I remember). I've used caps for a lot of different reasons since I've started writing, I only use caps currently for EMPHASIS on specific words (because I like the AESTHETIC, and it's a lot quicker to do than italics, especially on platforms that use [i][/i] INSTEAD OF two asterisks)... though I don't think anybody minds about having a few words in a sentence being capitalized. It does sort of read like meme text, now that I look at it some more...

I'm very glad some people found this at least chuckle-worthy, or maybe just nose-exhale-worthy or even just iota-of-dopamine-before-scrolling-past-worthy. I should've avoided the second comment in this thread, for some interpretations of it (as it is with any comment on the internet), weren't the one I intended to get across (although they're totally valid, of course). It did seem to make the joke look like a troll more than it would have looked if I left that comment out.

I was kind of intending this to be made as the Ultimate-Uncard, which is why I thought it would be justified posting in the Feedback thread (this site has unsets), I kind of thought people would recognize it was 'just for fun', and wasn't a serious request... Though maybe I should've been more aware of where I was posting, that thread was all serious requests up until I posted.

Okay long wall of text is long, I'm done writing now. I done goofed, I apologize. If I make more poop, it will stay in poop set.

So, every all-caps word is read as SUDDEN SHOUTING. Using it the way you did above is... somewhat extreme levels of INNAPPROPRIATE emphasis.

I do approve of "Cast this spell only if you could." though.

Everytime this card set comes up on the recent set page (which is basically my homepage on my phone), it pisses me off so much that the description is in all caps. So yeah, all caps are bad

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