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CardName: Cruel Pranktimatum Cost: uubbbrr Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Cruel Pranktimatum can't be countered Play a prank on any number of opponents. For each opponent that cheers or compliments you, target player draws or discards three cards For each opponent that cries, choose one: -Return target creature to the battlefield and put a +1/+1 counter on it. If it's black it gains Deathtouch for the remainder of the game -Destroy target creature with or without Indestructible For each opponent that laughs, you gain 3 life or deal 3 damage to any target for each red creature you control If players doesn't cheer, compliment you, cry or laugh, you gain 20 life and search your library for a card and put it onto the battlefield for free Flavour Text: The perfect prank is simple, evil, and ingenious Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare
Cruel Pranktimatum
   Cruel Pranktimatum can't be countered
Play a prank on any number of opponents. For each opponent that cheers or compliments you, target player draws or discards three cards For each opponent that cries, choose one: -Return target creature to the battlefield and put a +1/+1 counter on it. If it's black it gains Deathtouch for the remainder of the game -Destroy target creature with or without Indestructible For each opponent that laughs, you gain 3 life or deal 3 damage to any target for each red creature you control If players doesn't cheer, compliment you, cry or laugh, you gain 20 life and search your library for a card and put it onto the battlefield for free The perfect prank is simple, evil, and ingenious
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~ cannot be countered
Play a prank on any number of opponents
For each opponent that cheers or compliments you: -draw three cards -force target player to discard three cards
For each opponent that cries, choose one: -regenerate a creature, it gains a +1/+1 counter, and if it's black gets deathtouch -destroy target creature, if it has indestructible ignore that ability
For each opponent that laughs, choose one: -Gain 5 life for each red creature you control -Deal 3 damage to target creature or player for each red creature you control
~ cannot be countered
Play a prank on any number of opponents
For each opponent that cheers or compliments you: -draw three cards -force target player to discard three cards
For each opponent that cries, choose one: -regenerate a creature, it gains a +1/+1 counter, and if it's black gets deathtouch -destroy target creature, if it has indestructible ignore that ability
For each opponent that laughs, choose one: -Gain 5 life for each red creature you control -Deal 3 damage to target creature or player for each red creature you control
If players neither cheer, compliment you, cry, or laugh, gain 20 life and search your library for a card, and cast it OTB~ cannot be countered
Play a prank on any number of opponents
For each opponent that cheers or compliments you: -draw three cards -force target player to discard three cards
For each opponent that cries, choose one: -regenerate a creature, it gains a +1/+1 counter, and if it's black gets deathtouch -destroy target creature, if it has indestructible ignore that ability
For each opponent that laughs, choose one: -Gain 5 life for each red creature you control -Deal 3 damage to target creature or player for each red creature you control
If players neither cheer, compliment you, cry, or laugh, gain 20 life and search your library for a card, and cast it OTB
~ can't be countered Play a prank on any number of opponents. For each opponent that cheers or compliments you, target player draws or discards three cards For each opponent that cries, choose one: -Return target creature to the battlefield and put a +1/+1 counter on it. If it's black it gains Deathtouch for the remainder of the game -Destroy target creature with or without Indestructible For each opponent that laughs, you gain 3 life or deal 3 damage to any target for each red creature you control If players doesn't cheer, compliment you, cry or laugh, you gain 20 life and search your library for a card and put it OTB for free