CardName: Lord of the Selfless Cost: 5WW Type: Legendary Creature - Angel Lord Pow/Tgh: 0/7 Rules Text: Lord of the Selfless's power cannot be greater than 0. You cannot cast spells. Opponents spells cost {X} less to cast, where X is Lord of the Selfless's toughness. Whenever an opponent casts a spell, they may gain 7 life. At the beginning of your upkeep, put a Purity counter on Lord of the Selfless. Creatures you don't control get +X/+X where X is Lord of the Selfless's toughness. {T}, remove any number of Purity counters from Lord of the Selfless: For each counter removed this way, put three +0/+1 counters on Lord of the Selfless. Pay 1 life: Target opponent gains 1 life. At the beginning of each end step, if you didn't activate this ability this turn, sacrifice Lord of the Selfless. When Lord of the Selfless dies, you lose the game. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Rare Lord of the Selfless's power cannot be greater than 0.
You cannot cast spells. Opponents spells cost less to cast, where X is Lord of the Selfless's toughness. Whenever an opponent casts a spell, they may gain 7 life. At the beginning of your upkeep, put a Purity counter on Lord of the Selfless. Creatures you don't control get +X/+X where X is Lord of the Selfless's toughness. , remove any number of Purity counters from Lord of the Selfless: For each counter removed this way, put three +0/+1 counters on Lord of the Selfless. Pay 1 life: Target opponent gains 1 life. At the beginning of each end step, if you didn't activate this ability this turn, sacrifice Lord of the Selfless. When Lord of the Selfless dies, you lose the game. 0/7
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~ has every creature type ~'s power may not increase While ~ is in play, you may not cast spells, whenever an opponent casts a spell, give them a compliment All opponents spells cost X less where X is your life total At the beginning of your upkeep, put a Purity counter on ~ All other creatures have +X/+X where X is ~'s toughness : Remove any number of Purity counters from ~, for each counter removed this way, put two +0/+1 counter on ~ Pay 1 life: Target opponent gains 1 life, activate this ability every turn, or sacrifice ~
If ~ is destroyed, you must die within one hour
New (still stupid) text: Lord of the Selfless's power cannot be greater than 0. You cannot cast spells. Opponents spells cost less to cast, where X is Lord of the Selfless's toughness. Whenever an opponent casts a spell, they may gain 7 life. At the beginning of your upkeep, put a Purity counter on Lord of the Selfless. Creatures you don't control get +X/+X where X is Lord of the Selfless's toughness. , remove any number of Purity counters from Lord of the Selfless: For each counter removed this way, put three +0/+1 counters on Lord of the Selfless. Pay 1 life: Target opponent gains 1 life. At the beginning of each end step, if you didn't activate this ability this turn, sacrifice Lord of the Selfless. When Lord of the Selfless dies, you lose the game.