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Wow, I think Shock is a fine card. In fact, I would even say that's it's acceptable. Not only is it acceptable, it's also not bah-roken, not unplayable, not pay-to-win, not racist, not edible, not oversized, not a commander, not a return to kamigawa, not an imp, not not acceptable, and not a knot.

Maybe you disagree with my necessary approval of this card. But before you post about why Shock is responsible for the second world war, allow me to explain where I'm coming from. You see, I consider myself pro-, pro-burn, and pro-instant. However, the deeper meaning behind my acceptance of Shock as a card that exists and is okay is hidden deep within my subconscious; It comes from the fact that I am pro-snow, pro-rabiah, pro-kamigawa, pro-ante, pro-imp, pro-jank, pro-unset, pro-commander, pro-gatewatch, pro-body odor, pro-ulgrotha, pro-yawgmoth apologist, pro-white border, pro-creatures, pro-sorceries, pro-magic, pro-tcg, pro-fun, pro-happiness, pro-gun, pro-humanity, pro-society, pro-love, pro-curing cancer, pro-being pro, propane.