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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Chug Jug
{4}{w}{u}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Artifact – Food
Wait 15 seconds, {t}, Sacrifice Chug Jug: Choose one:
-Heal target creature and put one hundred +1/+1 counters on it
-Your starting life total becomes 100. Your life total becomes equal to your starting life total. Your shield total becomes 100
Sonic Fastboi
{3}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Anime-Protagonist Plant Boar
Sonic Fastboi is Blue.
Jump Boost 4 ({e}: Move Sonic Fastboi up to four inches.), flash, super haste
3/2
Flatog
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Atog
Lifelink
Sacrifice a Plains: +0/+1 and Vigilance until end of turn
1/2
Rhetoricality
{?}{?}
 
 U 
Enchantment
(What should {?} be payed with?)
Whenever a player asks a rhetorical question, you may pay {1}. If you do, you gain 1 life.
Canned Spam
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Tear Canned Spam into two pieces, create a Spam token, if you own a physical representation of the token, you may eat it, if you do, gain 2 life, if you don't, lose 5 life
Fisherman
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming)
1/1
Derek DeVoid
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Devoid
What a boring guy
2/2
Riot
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Tap all creatures target player controls, they are attacking and rioting, they gain unblockable until end of turn, sacrifice them at the end step and lose 5 life
Bandage
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Bandage, Wait five seconds: Heal target creature, if you do, gain 15 life, activate this ability only if your life total is 75 or less
Eat Cat
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target Cat. You gain 3 life
Eat Cat costs {1} less to cast if you are Asian and consent to this stereotype
Belief in Flight
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Child
Enchanted Child has flying
I BELIEVE I CAN FLY, I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY
Pumpkin
{r}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Pumpkin is Orange
{t}: Sacrifice Pumpkin, gain 3 life
Tap a creature you control: Transform Pumpkin
Pumpkin Hat
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature has protection from Monsters
Ass Carcass
{1}{g}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie Donkey
2/3
Spinal Shivers
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Spinal Shivers, tap a Skeleton you control
Destroy target vertebrate
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Twitterbyrd
 T 
Token Creature
Flying
{3}, Tweet: Draw a card
1/1

Chug Jug (mythic)
Sonic Fastboi (uncommon)
Flatog (uncommon)
Rhetoricality (uncommon)
Canned Spam (common)
Fisherman (common)
Derek DeVoid (common)
Riot (common)
Bandage (common)
Eat Cat (common)
Belief in Flight (common)
Pumpkin (common)
Ass Carcass (common)
Spinal Shivers (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Twitterbyrd (token)