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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Taryon Darrington
{3}{w}{u}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Human Artificer
When Taryon Darrington enters the battlefield, create a legendary 4/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token with Indestructible and Trample named Doty.
{3}{c}: Create a copy of target artifact. It gains Hexproof this turn.
1/2
Wildstyle
{1}{g}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All Beasts have +1/+1
Yo-Yo
{1}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature
Equipped creature is a Yoyomaster in addition to it's other types and gains "{t}: Yo-Yo pings target creature, then return that creature to it's owners hand"
Psychedellic Exorcism
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Instant
Exile target Demon, if it has Hexproof, ignore that ability
Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving)
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
You gain control of target thing that you own.
Adam of the Biblefolk
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Biblefolk
His birth marks the beginning of the Biblical Age
2/2
Pringles Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
{1}: Target player eats a Pringle, any player may activate this ability

Whenever any player eats a Pringle, they draw a card and gain 2 life
playable common removal
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Deal 4 damage to target creature
I BELIEVE IT CAN EXIST!
Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises
{9}{b}{b}{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Teenager Mutant Ninja Turtle Pirateson
Haste, Menace, Trample, Deathtouch, Vigilance
When Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enters the battlefield create three tokens that are copies of it
2.13/2.13
Dove
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying

{w}{t}: Breed two Humans, then gain 1 life
0/1
Child Soldier
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Child Soldier
Last-Strike
Child Soldier cannot attack or block alone
2/1
Fly
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
Flying
0.5/0.5
Soul Ak
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Pokemon Ak Spirit
Vigilance
1/2
Print
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a Book token
Imprint
{1}
 
 C 
Instant
Imprint
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Yarn
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}: Tap target Cat

Taryon Darrington (mythic)
Wildstyle (uncommon)
Yo-Yo (uncommon)
Psychedellic Exorcism (uncommon)
Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving) (common)
Adam of the Biblefolk (common)
Pringles Logo (common)
playable common removal (common)
Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises (common)
Dove (common)
Child Soldier (common)
Fly (common)
Soul Ak (common)
Print // Imprint (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Yarn (token)