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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Archdemon's Endgame
{b}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Instant
Epic (For the rest of the game, you can't cast spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability.)
Destroy target permanent. It's controller loses 1 life for each card in target graveyard.
Pharmer
{g}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Farmer Horror
{t}: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender, then pop a pill
2/2
Farmacist
{u}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Cleric Horror
{t}: Create a colorless Prescription artifact token, then eat a carrot
2/2
Durian a la Monkeybrains
{g}{b}{u}
 
 U 
Artifact – Delectable
All permanents with Noses in their art cannot block
{0}: Tap an equipment and creature you control, destroy target creature with a brain and fur in it's art, then gain 8 life, and draw a card
Smelly and horrible, but somehow delectable
Felinus Archmage
{w}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Cat Wizard
{t}: You may cast another noncreature spell from your hand with converted mana cost 4 or less
1/3
Hax!
{0}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Cast Hax! only if you are playing multiplayer Minecraft

Report target non-hacking player
Spoon (The Utility)
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{c}{c}{t}: Draw a card, and then eat a spoonful of anything an opponent gives you in the next thirty seconds, if you're spoon is empty, or you don't swallow, discard a card
Deja Vu
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Copy target spell
Abandon Building
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Structure
Enchanted Structure cannot be inhabited (so remove all the inhabitants LOL)
Backwoodsman
{3}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Land Creature – Forest Human Farmer
Backwoodsman gets +3/+3 as long as you control a Forest, if that Forest is your southernmost Land, Backwoodsman gets an additional +2/+2
2/2
Banishment
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Exile target creature
Space Chimp
{1}{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Ape Astronaut
Flying
1/1
Enslave
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant black Creature
Enchanted creature cannot attack or block, and you control it
Ree!
{r}{e}{e}
 
 C 
Instant
Target Dinosaur or Frog gets +3/+0 this turn.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Sand Block
{r}{b/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Block
(Sand Block can be Smelted)
{e}, {t}: Drop Sand Block from a height of at least one foot. Then, attach it to all creatures it touches.
Every 0.5 seconds, this Block deals 0.5 damage to all creatures it is attached to.
Glass Block
 
 C 
Artifact – Block
{t}, Sacrifice Glass Block: It deals 6 damage to target player, and they get a Poison counter
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
LOLCat
 T 
Token Creature – Cat Internetian
1/1

Archdemon's Endgame (mythic)
Pharmer // Farmacist (uncommon)
Durian a la Monkeybrains (uncommon)
Felinus Archmage (uncommon)
Hax! (common)
Spoon (The Utility) (common)
Deja Vu (common)
Abandon Building (common)
Backwoodsman (common)
Banishment (common)
Space Chimp (common)
Enslave (common)
Ree! (common)
Sand Block (common)
Grainforest (basic)
LOLCat (token)