[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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When Rurality enters the battlefield, all creatures target opponent controls must Inhabit structures, if they don't, exile them
Structures and creatures target opponent controls may not touch each other, if they do, exile all touching permanents that player controls, and all Inhabited creatures |
Create two 1/1 green Deer creature tokens with Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn). Then, if you control a Wolf, draw a card.
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Gotcha – Whenever a word is said that is not Gotcha, you may say Gotcha, if you do, draw a card
Welcome back to episode 273 of the Magic The Gathering Show, here with me today is Mark Rosewater!
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Wizards you control get +1/+1 and cannot be blocked
![]() : Damage dealt to your opponents and planeswalkers they control cannot be prevented this turn.3/4
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Hexproof
: Pray, if you feel happy, gain 1 life1/1
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Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)
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Spider Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1 and gain lifelink. ![]() : Freeze target Insect.
![]() : Destroys all Insects. You gain 2 life for each creature that dies this way. |
First Strike
2/3
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Pay
, , or : Teamer combines with another Internetian or Child until end of turn
Teamer gets +1/+1 for each creature it is combined with bruh team bruh pls
1/1
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Reach
1/3
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Reach
2/4
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Cast Tax only when a player casts a spell or activates an ability that target's you or a permanent you control
Target player gives you $X.00 CAD where X is the spell or ability's converted mana cost |
: Put a Destruction counter on target green Block0/1
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Haste
, Unwrap a gift you own: Gift Goblin gets +2/+0 until end of turn2/1
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: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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: Sacrifice one twelfth of Bread, gain 2 life or draw a card
![]() : Target Plains you control becomes a Wheatfarm |
Rurality
(rare)
Midnight Hunting
(uncommon)
Talk Show
(uncommon)
Whiz Witch
(uncommon)
Nun
(common)
Sillytize
(common)
Silk Web
(common)
French Vanilla Guy
(common)
Teamer
(common)
Long Legs
(common)
Mecha-Spider
(common)
Tax
(common)
Termite
(common)
Gift Goblin
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Bread
(token)







: Pray, if you feel happy, gain 1 life

: Put a Destruction counter on target green Block