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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
POTUS Lotus
{0}
 
 M 
Legendary Artifact
Tap an untapped American President you control, {t}: Sacrifice POTUS Lotus, add three mana of any one color
Tug O' War
{2}{r/u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
You and target player have a Tug o' War, whoever wins draws a card
Codename: Equestrian
{3}{w}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Centaur
Horsemanship
Other Horses you control get +0/+2 and gain Trample
3/5
Hurdur's Throneboi
{1}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Orc Slave
{w/b}: Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.).
{2}{w}{b}: Exile target creature controlled by a player who hasn't Laughed this turn.
2/2
Bull's Eye
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is the target of all spells and abilities
Pig Tails
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Female Human Child {1}
Equipped Female Human Child has Hexproof and gains "Tap a Boar you control: Flip a coin, if it lands on Tails, gain 2 life, activate this ability only once per turn"
Ice Scream
{w/u}
 
 C 
Instant
Tap any target for the remainder of the game, create an IceCream token
Sad Clown
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Clown Demon Horror
Deathtouch, Lifelink, Deathlink, Lifetouch
2/2
Teddy Bear
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Bear Demon
I watch you when you sleep, soon I will eat your face
2/2
Tweet
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Tweet, pay {w}, {u}, {r} or {b}
Create a 1/1 blue Twitterbyrd creature token with Flying and "{3}, Tweet: Draw a card"
Water Bear
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Bear Elemental
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
2/2
Itchy Clothing Tag
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment Tag
Equip Equipment as it enters the battlefield {0}
{t}: Scratch or Tickle target equipped creature of equipped Equipment, it's controller may tap it's Parent, if they do, stop.
Fluke Diva
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Devil Imp Demon
When Fluke Diva enters the battlefield flip a coin. If you win, Fluke Diva gets +2/+2 and gains Haste until end of turn. Otherwise, Fluke Diva shocks you.
1/1
Orgganism
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Orgg Germ
Orgganism cannot be blocked except by six or more creatures
1/1
Orgganized
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant library
When Orgganized enters the battlefield, remove all Orgg artifact cards from enchanted library, shuffle it, then put those cards back on top.
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Foodevil
 T 
Artifact Creature – Food Devil
Haste
2/2

POTUS Lotus (mythic)
Tug O' War (uncommon)
Codename: Equestrian (uncommon)
Hurdur's Throneboi (uncommon)
Bull's Eye (common)
Pig Tails (common)
Ice Scream (common)
Sad Clown (common)
Teddy Bear (common)
Tweet (common)
Water Bear (common)
Itchy Clothing Tag (common)
Fluke Diva (common)
Orgganism // Orgganized (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Foodevil (token)