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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Greed
{b}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Enchantment
Whenever a player casts a spell or activates an ability outside of their turn, each of their opponents create a Gold token unless that player pays {1}.
Suna
{w}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human
1/1
Lana
{w}{g}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human
1/1
Golden Golem
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Golem
Royal (Golden Golem is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
3/3
Coastal Wizard
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Wizard
{1}{u}, {t}: Return target creature to it's owner's hand. That player may pay {2} and exile it. When they do, return that creature to the battlefield with an additional two +1/+1 counters on it at the beginning of their next upkeep.
2/2
Silk Dress
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Human Female
Equipped Human Female has Hexproof
Silver Sliver
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Sliver Construct
Slivers you control have "{t}: Add {c}"
1/2
Thicc
{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Female
Enchanted Female gets +0/+2 and is a Thot in addition to her other types
Fatboi
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fatso
Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add {r}.)
2/3
Statically Triggered Activist
{2}{s}{s}{s}
 
 C 
Basic Creature – Evil
Protection from everything
Whenever a white Male enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on it
{e}{e}{e}{t}: Put a poison counter on target TVShow
5/1
Boar Ring
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Boar {1}
Equipped Boar has "{t}: Add one mana of any color"
Microjumble
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Change target character in target creature's name
Draw a card
Kickboxer
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fighter
Kicker {r}
When Kickboxer enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, it gets +1/+1 and gains Haste until end of turn
1/1
Eve of the Biblefolk
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Biblefolk
The first Feminazi
2/2
Token Black
 
 C 
Legendary Token Creature – Human
As long as you control Token Black you cannot be racist
0/1
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
LmaoAlien
 T 
Token Creature – Alien
Hexproof
1/1

Greed (mythic)
Suna // Lana (uncommon)
Golden Golem (uncommon)
Coastal Wizard (uncommon)
Silk Dress (common)
Silver Sliver (common)
Thicc (common)
Fatboi (common)
Statically Triggered Activist (common)
Boar Ring (common)
Microjumble (common)
Kickboxer (common)
Eve of the Biblefolk (common)
Token Black (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
LmaoAlien (token)