[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
![]() ![]() : All Foods and Delectables have " : Gain 5 life" until end of turn
![]() ![]() : Create seven Foodevils, sacrifice them at end of turn |
![]() , : Target player skips their next turn.
![]() : Return Timelord to it's owner's hand. That player may put a permanent card with a lower converted mana cost in their hand onto the battlefield.3/5
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Cast Fartnite only during night, and only after a player farts
That player must constantly fart for the remainder of the night, if they stop, you may do anything to them, "legally" |
Target opponent gets a noogie, if they cry, they have to give you $5.00 CAD or concede the game
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Target creature is no longer a creature until end of turn
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Gnome Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1. ![]() , : Create a 0/2 Gnome creature token with Defender and Hexproof. |
Equip
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ( , : Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.) |
Flying
: Create a Spam token1/2
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Equip Cleric or Worker
Whenever equipped creature attacks a player, that player loses all unspent . |
Bonk: Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.)
1/1
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Equip
Equipped creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from blue, and gets +0/+1 for each blue creature in play Blue creatures have protection from the equipped creature |
As Get Rekt is cast, any player may pay
to counter it
Target player gets Rekt |
: Sacrifice Strawberry Cheesecake, gain 5 life, activate this ability only if you have lost more than $99.99 CAD this turn |
Trample, Haste
4/4
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: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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: Make a copy of Copy Pasta
: Sacrifice Copy Pasta, gain 1 lifereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicate
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Hell's Kitchen
(rare)
Timelord
(uncommon)
Fartnite
(uncommon)
Noogie
(uncommon)
Dehumanize
(common)
Gnome Home
(common)
Ingrown Toenail
(common)
Spammingbyrd
(common)
Mop
(common)
Funny Dirb
(common)
Blue Bandana
(common)
Get Rekt
(common)
Strawberry Cheesecake
(common)
Celery Cerberus
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Copy Pasta
(token)


: All Foods and Delectables have "



: Target player skips their next turn.

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