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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Yalpdrow
{100}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Yalpdrow
Yalpdrow is the Bane of everything
infinity/infinity
Make you easier to kill
{x}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Switch target creature's power and toughness. Activate this ability only if that creature's toughness is greater than it's power. Make you easier to kill deals X damage to that creature. It must attack next turn.
Air Plane
 U 
Plane – Randomania
White, blue and elemental creatures get +1/+1 and gain Flying
Whenever you roll {chaos}, pay {x} then choose one:
-Return X creatures to their owners hands
-Exile X creatures until end of turn
Witch's Broom
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Female Wizard {2}{b}

Equipped Female Wizard has +2/+1, is black, and has Flying
Com Mon
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy Internetian
1/1
Walking Dead
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie
Even after death, Phil kept a workout routine
2/2
Gerbil
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat
1/1
Blue Mana Potion
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Blue Mana Potion: Target creature you control gains "{t}: Draw half X cards rounded up", where X is that creature's converted mana cost
Wall Nut
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Wall
Defender
{t}, Sacrifice Wall Nut: You gain 2 life
0/2
Ree!
{r}{e}{e}
 
 C 
Instant
Target Dinosaur or Frog gets +3/+0 this turn.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Nick Naomi
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Clone
All spells and abilities that target creature's you control, target Nick Naomi instead
{1}{u}: Change Nick Naomi's name
Whenever an opponent mispronounces Nick Naomi's name, you may counter target spell, if you do, draw a card
1/2
Squirrel Pearl
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token
Nucard
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Nucard
{4}{t}: Imprint
Nucard gains all Evergreen abilities of creatures Imprinted on it
2/2
Bee Syrup
{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Bee Syrup, Say "Honey", then gain 2 life
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
LmaoAlien
 T 
Token Creature – Alien
Hexproof
1/1

Yalpdrow (mythic)
Make you easier to kill (uncommon)
Air Plane (uncommon)
Witch's Broom (uncommon)
Com Mon (common)
Walking Dead (common)
Gerbil (common)
Blue Mana Potion (common)
Wall Nut (common)
Ree! (common)
Nick Naomi (common)
Squirrel Pearl (common)
Nucard (common)
Bee Syrup (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
LmaoAlien (token)