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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 U 
Creature – Insect
Jump Boost
{5}{r}{t}: Take control of target creature until end of turn
3/3
 
{2}{w}{r}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Superhuman Hero God Elemental Viking
Flying
Thor has +2/+0 for each Equipment attached to it
As long as Thor has power of 12 or more, spells in your hand gain Storm
4/3
 
 U 
Land
School enters the battlefield tapped and does not untap until you control three or more Teacher creatures
{t}: Add {w}{w} to spend only on Students
2KEWL4SKEWL
 U 
Creature – Human Astronaut
{t}: Target plane becomes a different target plane until end of turn
Explorer of the Dairy-Lane Galaxy
4/2
 U 
Enchantment – Aura |Kurse|
Enchant graveyard
Cards in enchanted graveyard cannot be targeted and their activated abilities cannot be activated.
 C 
 
Just sayin'
 C 
Creature – Bird
Royal (Bald Eagle is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
Flying
3/3
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is black in addition to it's other colors
{u/r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Tap target creature and create an Idea token
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{c}{c}{t}: Draw a card, and then eat a spoonful of anything an opponent gives you in the next thirty seconds, if you're spoon is empty, or you don't swallow, discard a card
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Gain 5 life

Miracle {0}
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever you lose life, draw a card
 C 
Creature – Insect Plant
Whenever a Plant or Insect enters the battlefield under your control, you may sacrifice Beet Beetle, if you do, draw a card
2/1
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Aquamarine Curd dies add {u}
0/0.01
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
 T 
Token Artifact
Sacrifice Sound Cloud: You gain 1 life and Sound Cloud pings any target

Codename: Cricket (uncommon, foil)
Thor (rare)
School (uncommon)
Neil Armstrong (uncommon)
Respect the Dead (uncommon)
Rarity curve is hard (common)
Bald Eagle (common)
Black Aura (common)
Doze (common)
Spoon (The Utility) (common)
Miracle (common)
Self Harm (common)
Beet Beetle (common)
Aquamarine Curd (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Sound Cloud (token)