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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
AK-47
{3}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {3}
Equipped creature has +3/+0, First Strike, and Reach
 
Wiki Torture
{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Instant – Torture
Cast Wiki Torture only if you have lost the last 100 games of Magic the Gathering you have played.

Target player reads all of Wikipedia
The Feeding
{2}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
All creatures lose Hungry
Fisher's Rod
{1}{c}{c}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains Fishing and has "{t}: Tap target Fish"
Royal Kobra
{2}{w}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Snake Lord
Lifelink, Vigilance, Royal (Royal Kobra is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
4/4
Do it for the LOLS
LOL
 
 C 
Legendary LOL – LOL
Tell a joke, if nobody laughs, you lose the game
CAST ME FER TEH LAWLZ
Bee Syrup
{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Bee Syrup, Say "Honey", then gain 2 life
Jellyfish
{1}{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Jellyfish
{3}{r}, Remove Jellyfish from combat: Jellyfish deals 1 damage to any target.
Tap an untapped Plant you control, {t}: Create a Jellyfish Jam artifact Food token.
2/1
Red Rag
{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Snake-Eye Die
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Block
Whenever a spell or ability would cause you to roll a die, you may tap this Block instead. If you do, you gain 1 life.
Nun
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Hexproof
{w/b}: Pray, if you feel happy, gain 1 life
1/1
Fire Elemelon
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
Haste, Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
2/1
Pringles Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
{1}: Target player eats a Pringle, any player may activate this ability

Whenever any player eats a Pringle, they draw a card and gain 2 life
Weeb
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
{6}{t}: You may play an Anime Protagonist card from your hand
1/1
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Subscriber
 T 
Token Creature – Human Internetian
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1/1

AK-47 (uncommon, foil)
Wiki Torture (mythic)
The Feeding (uncommon)
Fisher's Rod (uncommon)
Royal Kobra (uncommon)
Do it for the LOLS (common)
Bee Syrup (common)
Jellyfish (common)
Red Rag (common)
Snake-Eye Die (common)
Nun (common)
Fire Elemelon (common)
Pringles Logo (common)
Weeb (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Subscriber (token)