[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Bad Defender (This creature cannot attack. While blocking, prevent all combat damage it would deal. Creatures being blocked by this creature may assign their combat damage as if they weren't blocked.)
Whenever Supernub blocks, creatures you control get +2/+1 and gain haste this turn. 0/1
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, : Nitpicker deals damage equal to it's power to target Insect creature. When that creature dies this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Nitpicker.2/2
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When Infernal Pig enters the battlefield you may sacrifice a land. If you do, destroy target land and put a +1/+1 counter on Infernal Pig.
5/5
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Enchant creature
When Boon of Fortune enters the battlefield, draw a card. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and gains Lifelink. |
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Deathlink (Damage dealt by Notak causes it's controller to lose that much life)
1/1
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When Szechuan Sauce enters the battlefield, watch an episode of Rick and Morty, if you understand it, make a reddit post about it
: Sacrifice Szechuan Sauce, choose one:
-Gain 2 life -Target opponent gives you $2.00 CAD |
2/2
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Kicker
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Move target Island up to two centimeters. If Ebb was kicked, you may move it up to one meter instead. When you do, any permanents it touched are returned to their owners hands. |
: Target Food becomes black until end of turn, if that Food would become tapped for the remainder of the game, it's controller loses 1 life |
Defender
Whenever Pixel Ouphe is dealt combat damage, you may put a +1/+1 counter on it (it must survive the damage for the counter to be placed on it) 0/5
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Quill is White
When Quill enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 1 damage to a Bird you control, if you don't, exile it ![]() , Tap an untapped blue Human you control with converted mana cost 6 or greater: Create one two-hundredth of a Book token |
Firebreathing, Lifelink
2/2
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Backwoodsman gets +3/+3 as long as you control a Forest, if that Forest is your southernmost Land, Backwoodsman gets an additional +2/+2
2/2
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All Artifacts gain "
: Google"
![]() ![]() : Gain 1 life for each Artifact that Googled this turn |
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life |
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one:
-Tattoo drains 2 -Add two mana of any one color -Destroy target creature with converted mana cost equal or less than the highest converted mana cost among creatures you control |
Supernub
(rare)
Nitpicker
(uncommon)
Infernal Pig
(uncommon)
Boon of Fortune
(uncommon)
Notak
(common)
Szechuan Sauce
(common)
Clown Clone
(common)
Ebb
(common)
Charcoal
(common)
Pixel Ouphe
(common)
Quill
(common)
Sun Fyip
(common)
Backwoodsman
(common)
Apple Logo
(common)
Bay Sick
(basic)
Tattoo
(token)


: Nitpicker deals damage equal to it's power to target Insect creature. When that creature dies this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Nitpicker.
