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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
White Aura
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is white in addition to it's other colors
 
Bill Wurtz
{3}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – YouTuber Genius
Bill Wurtz has all abilities of every card

{t}: Create a Spam token
7/7
Flow Jammer
{2}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Counter target spell unless it's controller pays {x}, where X is the number of untapped lands they control.
Teacher Troubles
{5}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Destroy up to three target teachers
I accidentally said Orgasm instead of Organism in science in front of forty 13 year olds, my life is over.
Elidocorc
{1}{u}{b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Elidocorc
Elidocorc is the bane of Crocodiles and Alligators
3/3
Hax!
{0}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Cast Hax! only if you are playing multiplayer Minecraft

Report target non-hacking player
Rektfeaster
{1}{w/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Horror
Whenever something get's Rekt, choose one:
-You gain 2 life
-Rektfeaster drains 1 to any target
Nun
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Hexproof
{w/b}: Pray, if you feel happy, gain 1 life
1/1
Tardigrade
{0}
 
 C 
Creature – Germ
Protection from everything
0/1
Finger Gun
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}

Equipped creature has +2/+1 and Reach
pew pew
Web
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact
Web is White
As an additional cost to cast Web, tap an untapped Spider you control
Spider habitat
{2}{g}: Target Insect inhabits Web until end of turn. At the end of turn, flip a coin. If you win, destroy that creature and you gain 3 life
Nightwatch
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Nightwatch costs {2} less to cast if it's Nighttime

Look at target players hand.
Mop
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Cleric or Worker {1}
Whenever equipped creature attacks a player, that player loses all unspent {u}.
Esketit
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Red until end of turn, if it's a Celebrity, it also gets +2/+0 and gains Haste until end of turn
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Vodka
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Vodka, gain 4 life, then put a poison counter on yourself

White Aura (common, foil)
Bill Wurtz (rare)
Flow Jammer (uncommon)
Teacher Troubles (uncommon)
Elidocorc (uncommon)
Hax! (common)
Rektfeaster (common)
Nun (common)
Tardigrade (common)
Finger Gun (common)
Web (common)
Nightwatch (common)
Mop (common)
Esketit (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Vodka (token)