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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Alphabeticality
{13}{13}
 
 R 
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep choose a letter
All creatures with any of the chosen letters in their name have +1/+1 for each chosen letter in their name, and each time each chosen letter appears
chosen words are C and M
ie Lazydog McFoxjumper has +3+3
Monocolorism
{w}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
When Monocolorism enters the battlefield, exile all multicolored permanent
Whenever a multicolored permanent enters the battlefield, exile it
Exterminate
{b}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Put five Destruction counters on target creature, activate this ability only if you control a red or black Robot
Codename: Cricket
{2}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Insect
Jump Boost
{5}{r}{t}: Take control of target creature until end of turn
3/3
Thicc
{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Female
Enchanted Female gets +0/+2 and is a Thot in addition to her other types
Evil
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Evil sacrifice a Simpson creature, target opponent loses 10 life, and discards their hand
Deja Vu
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Copy target spell
Prayer
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Pray, if you feel happy, gain 2 life
Rektum
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{b}{b}: Lose 2 life, target nonblack creature get's Rekt, as long as it has nudity in it's art
Air Elemelon
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
Flying
{t}: Another target creature with converted mana cost 3 or less gains Flying until end of turn
1/1
Sun Fyip
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Fyip
Firebreathing, Lifelink
2/2
Growth
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put twenty +1/+1 counters on target creature you control
Bookfiend
{3}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Bookfiend
{2}, Sacrifice a Book: +1/+1 until end of turn
1/1
Twisted Paperclip
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Grey GMO Goo
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Grey GMO Goo, gain 1 life, then feel sad and empty
I mean, it makes me feel a little better

Alphabeticality (rare)
Monocolorism (uncommon)
Exterminate (uncommon)
Codename: Cricket (uncommon)
Thicc (common)
Evil (common)
Deja Vu (common)
Prayer (common)
Rektum (common)
Air Elemelon (common)
Sun Fyip (common)
Growth (common)
Bookfiend (common)
Twisted Paperclip (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Grey GMO Goo (token)