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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Crude Oil
{5}
 
 R 
Artifact
Tap seven untapped Workers you control, Sacrifice Crude Oil: Add seven {b} and you gain seven {e}
Springfield Downs
{3}{r}
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Hound Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +2/+1.
At the end of each of your turns, sacrifice all creatures inhabiting this structure that did not attack this turn.
Tou Rette's Turret
{4}
 
 U 
Legendary Artifact
Whenever an opponent uses a mannerism, shock each target they own
Murk Lurker
{1}{u/b}{u/b}
 
 U 
Creature – Frog Horror
Skulk
Whenever Murk Lurker deals combat damage to a player, they mill four cards.
1/4
Pile of Trash
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
When Pile of Trash enters the battlefield, create two colorless Junk tokens.
Pink Eye
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Pink Eye is Pink
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has -1/-1, gains Unattractive, and has Infect
Fire Elemelon
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
Haste, Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
2/1
Weeb
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
{6}{t}: You may play an Anime Protagonist card from your hand
1/1
Prayer
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Pray, if you feel happy, gain 2 life
Clown Clone
{w}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Clown Clone
2/2
Goodies
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Goodies: gain 2 life, instead gain 3 life if you have eaten sugar this turn
Poopy Fart
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Flooper's Pig
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
Floop: Add {g}
1/1
Wingman
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird Angel Rogue
{w}{w}{t}: Breed two other target creatures you control, then gain 4 life if they share a color or subtype, Wingman gains Flying, then exile it at the end step, activate this ability only once per game
I need to earn my wings!!!
2/1
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Emerald
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Emerald: Add {g}

Crude Oil (rare)
Springfield Downs (uncommon)
Tou Rette's Turret (uncommon)
Murk Lurker (uncommon)
Pile of Trash (common)
Pink Eye (common)
Fire Elemelon (common)
Weeb (common)
Prayer (common)
Clown Clone (common)
Goodies (common)
Poopy Fart (common)
Flooper's Pig (common)
Wingman (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Emerald (token)