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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Curdistan
 
 R 
Legendary Land
Curdistan enters the battlefield tapped
{t}: Add {g}
Pay half of a mana of any color, {t}: Create a 0.25/0.25 green Curd creature token
Get off my Lawn!
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Tribal Sorcery – Elder Urge
Remove all Children inhabiting Lands you control.
Another Day
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
All players stop playing the game, and continue tomorrow at the same time (this card may not be cast at a time when the same time tomorrow would be on a different day, or different time)
Another Dollar
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Instant
When you cast, choose one:
-It has Strive, Pay half a white mana
-It has Storm
Target opponent gives you $1.00 CAD
Whiz Witch
{2}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Hag Wizard
Wizards you control get +1/+1 and cannot be blocked
{3}{u}: Damage dealt to your opponents and planeswalkers they control cannot be prevented this turn.
3/4
Deep-Sea Treasure-Hunter
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Merfolk Rogue
Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.)
2/1
Rancid
{g/b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Stinky Smelly creature
At the beginning of enchanted Stinky Smelly creature's controllers upkeep, that player puts an additional Stink counter on it
Enchanted Stinky Smelly creature has Protection from Females
Dehumanize
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is no longer a creature until end of turn
Quill
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
Quill is White
When Quill enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 1 damage to a Bird you control, if you don't, exile it
{b}{t}, Tap an untapped blue Human you control with converted mana cost 6 or greater: Create one two-hundredth of a Book token
Midas Touch
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gains Goldtouch
Polar Bear
{1}{s}
 
 C 
Creature – Polarbear
2/2
Pepperoni Pizza
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice one eighth of Pepperoni Pizza, draw a card, then gain 2 life if the drawn card was the color of a pizza topping you have eaten in the past 24 hours
Clown Clone
{w}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Clown Clone
2/2
First Guy
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
Haste
1/1
Trade
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Trade Magic (You and target opponent each put a Magic card from your hands into the other player's hand.)
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Thing
 T 
Token Creature – Thing
Gravecone (When this dies, create a 9/9 copy of it. When that dies, create an 8/8 copy of it. Et cetera.)
10/10

Curdistan (rare)
Get off my Lawn! (uncommon)
Another Day // Another Dollar (uncommon)
Whiz Witch (uncommon)
Deep-Sea Treasure-Hunter (common)
Rancid (common)
Dehumanize (common)
Quill (common)
Midas Touch (common)
Polar Bear (common)
Pepperoni Pizza (common)
Clown Clone (common)
First Guy (common)
Trade (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Thing (token)