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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Sponge Reefs
 
 R 
Legendary Land
Sponge Reefs enters the battlefield tapped
{t}: Add {w} or {g}
{t}: Create four 0/2 Spongebody tokens with Defender and "Whenever you are dealt damage, redirect that damage to this token" and "{t}: Gain 1 life" activate this ability only if you have 50 or more life
The Sponge Reefs are a great attraction on the eastern Brazilian coastline, as well as home to Spongebodies
Blackhole
{3}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Artifact
{t}: Destroy all other permanents
Funniest Shit I've Ever Seen
{4}{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Target creature becomes a 0/1 green Pickle and it loses all it's abilities.
The Pink Panther
{3}{w}{r}{w/r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Cat
The Pink Panther is Pink.
Jump Boost 3 ({e}: Move The Pink Panther up to three inches.)
{2}{w/r}: Choose one:
– Cats get +1/+1 this turn.
– Pink creatures get +1/+1 this turn.
3/3
Deep-Sea Treasure-Hunter
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Merfolk Rogue
Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.)
2/1
Dragonballer
Z
 
 C 
Creature – Anime-Protagonist
You may have any number of cards named Dragonballer in your deck
{t}: Combine Dragonballer with another card named Dragonballer, put a Fusion counter on Dragonballer
When there are 9001 or more Fusion counters on Dragonballer you win the game and all opponents binge watch each episode of target Anime
Dat Boi
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Frog Swaglord
o shit waddup
2/3
Gobbling Goblin
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Fatso
{g}, Sacrifice target Food you control: Gobbling Goblin gets +0/+3 until end of turn
1/1
Fly Swatter
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature
Equipped creature has "{1}{t}: Destroy target insect with Flying"
Sett's Skeleton
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Skeleton
1/1
Candy Bar!
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Candy Bar!, eat a food item containing more than 90% of your daily value of sugar
Animemal
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Anime-Protagonist
When Animemal enters the battlefield, it becomes any Animal Creature type of your choice for the remainder of the game
2/2
Add Frenzy
{3}{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a card, then put it into your hand
Storm
JUST KEEP CLICKING NEW CARD, IDEAS WILL COME TO YOU!!
Nick Naomi
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Clone
All spells and abilities that target creature's you control, target Nick Naomi instead
{1}{u}: Change Nick Naomi's name
Whenever an opponent mispronounces Nick Naomi's name, you may counter target spell, if you do, draw a card
1/2
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Monster
 T 
Token Creature – Monster
Deathtouch, Trample, Infect
8/8

Sponge Reefs (rare)
Blackhole (uncommon)
Funniest Shit I've Ever Seen (uncommon)
The Pink Panther (uncommon)
Deep-Sea Treasure-Hunter (common)
Dragonballer (common)
Dat Boi (common)
Gobbling Goblin (common)
Fly Swatter (common)
Sett's Skeleton (common)
Candy Bar! (common)
Animemal (common)
Add Frenzy (common)
Nick Naomi (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Monster (token)