[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Devourer of Curds    R  Creature – Tnaig : Devourer of Curds deals damage to it's power to target Curd creature without Flying, if that creature dies, put a +0.25/+0.25 counter on Devourer of Curds 1/1	Do the Splits    U  Instant Rip target creature into two pieces Split the Winnings    U  Instant Until end of turn, if you win the game, you may make any number of targets also win	Cantrip Master    U  Creature – Human Wizard You may cast instant and sorcery spells with converted mana cost 1 or less as though they had a converted mana cost of 0. Whenever you do, you may gain 1 life. 1/3	Restricted    U  Enchantment – Aura Enchant target permanent Enchanted permanent's abilities may only be activated if their controller is older than 18
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE!    C  Instant Counter target counterspell "Counter that." "Heh good thing im splashing blue" "Do we even want to play this game?" "I think it's like Golf."	Catfish    C  Creature – Cat Fish Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) 1/1	Tagger    C  Creature – Tag Haste : Target creature becomes a Tag until it makes another creature a Tag 2/1	Create    C  Instant Create something
Flavorful A    C  Instant – Urge Gain 1 life for each word in target permanent's flavor text	Pen15 Logo    C  Artifact – Logo All creatures with nudity in their art have +1/+1 The picture was removed.	Adipose    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +0/+X and is a Fatso in addition to it's other types. If X is five or more, enchanted creature also gains Trample.	Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises    C  Legendary Creature – Teenager Mutant Ninja Turtle Pirateson Haste, Menace, Trample, Deathtouch, Vigilance When Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enters the battlefield create three tokens that are copies of it 2.13/2.13
Tax    C  Instant Cast Tax only when a player casts a spell or activates an ability that target's you or a permanent you control Target player gives you $X.00 CAD where X is the spell or ability's converted mana cost	Dullify    C  Instant Target creature is Dull until end of turn	Wheatfarm    B  Basic Land : Add , then you gain 1 life	Shipping Container  T  Artifact – Structure Idiot and Rat Habitat Storage 5

Devourer of Curds (rare)
Do the Splits // Split the Winnings (uncommon)
Cantrip Master (uncommon)
Restricted (uncommon)
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE! (common)
Catfish (common)
Tagger (common)
Create (common)
Flavorful (common)
Pen15 Logo (common)
Adipose (common)
Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises (common)
Tax (common)
Dullify (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Shipping Container (token)