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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Western Bounty Hunter
{2}{w}{b}{r}
 
 R 
Creature – Human Mercenary
Desertwalk
When this creature enters the battlefield, fetch a Desert under any players control.
{3}{w}{b}{r}, {t}: This creature deals damage equal to it's power multiplied by the number of Equipments attached to it to target token named Wanted Iguana. Put CAD$500.00 on this card. If the token died, put CAD$2000.00 on this card instead.
4/3
Spotlight
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Target player reveals their hand to each player. Until end of turn, all those cards and their text references become white and {w} instead, respectively.
Etch {3}{w}{w} (When this spell resolves, you may pay {3}{w}{w}. If you do it's effects are permanent.)
Pickle Rick
{3}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Anthropomorphist
im cancer
4/4
Eager Eagle
{1}{w}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Bird
Flying
When Eager Eagle enters the battlefield, it gets +2/+0 this turn.
Dash {w}{r} (You may cast this spell for its dash cost. If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned from the battlefield to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.)
3/2
Pixel Ouphe
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Creature – Ouphe Internetian
Defender
Whenever Pixel Ouphe is dealt combat damage, you may put a +1/+1 counter on it (it must survive the damage for the counter to be placed on it)
0/5
Huge Man
{2}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Giant
Trample, Reach
4/4
Tax
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Tax only when a player casts a spell or activates an ability that target's you or a permanent you control
Target player gives you $X.00 CAD where X is the spell or ability's converted mana cost
Domino
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Domino
{t}: Tap another Domino
Pumpkin
{r}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Pumpkin is Orange
{t}: Sacrifice Pumpkin, gain 3 life
Tap a creature you control: Transform Pumpkin
Pumpkin Hat
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature has protection from Monsters
Bubble
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
Flying
{1}: Destroy Bubble, any player may activate this ability
Ingrown Toenail
{b/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable Equipment
Equip {4}
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
Jace, The Puppy Who Was Hit Too Much
{u}
 
 C 
Legendary Planeswalker – Jace
0: Put a Loyalty counter on Jace
-999: Destroy Jace. Then, draw a card for each person you have hurt in your lifetime.
1
Gobbling Goblin
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Fatso
{g}, Sacrifice target Food you control: Gobbling Goblin gets +0/+3 until end of turn
1/1
Gulltist
{u/b}{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Aven Minion
1/1
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Shipping Container
 T 
Artifact – Structure
Idiot and Rat Habitat
Storage 5

Western Bounty Hunter (rare)
Spotlight (uncommon)
Pickle Rick (uncommon)
Eager Eagle (uncommon)
Pixel Ouphe (common)
Huge Man (common)
Tax (common)
Domino (common)
Pumpkin (common)
Bubble (common)
Ingrown Toenail (common)
Jace, The Puppy Who Was Hit Too Much (common)
Gobbling Goblin (common)
Gulltist (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Shipping Container (token)