[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Pay
where X is 159 minus your IQ: Scry 100 then draw a card
Spells or abilities that would make you pay money are countered Spells or abilities that would make you eat, make you eat Ramen or Kraft Dinner instead 1/1
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Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, put a loyalty counter on Ageus
-X: Distribute X +1/+1 counters among creatures you control -3: Creatures you control have Vigilance and Lifelink until end of turn. 7
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Enchant creature
When Boon of Power enters the battlefield or whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, you draw a card and gain 1 life. Enchanted creature has Menace. |
Move target creature onto target opponent's side of the battlefield, activate this ability only if that creature would cross an Island
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Destroy target creature, A neat ability 1 deals 1 damage to it's controller. If you targeted yourself with this spell, you may draw a card.
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: Put a -1/-1 counter on Yarn Golem, create a Yarn token3/3
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: Tap target Food you control, gain 2 life or draw a card
![]() ![]() ![]() : Eat some Food an opponent controls, if they don't get you back until end of turn, draw a card at your end step |
Show your friend a Dank Meme, if they laugh, they lose the game
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: Gain 2 life, activate this ability only if you control three or more creatures on the Jury Bench |
All Artifacts gain "
: Google"
![]() ![]() : Gain 1 life for each Artifact that Googled this turn |
Target creature is Dull until end of turn
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Equip Rat
Equipped Rat has " : Uncombine two other target creatures breeding together, breed one of the creatures with this creature, activate this ability only if the creature breeding with this creature is uncombined" |
: Sacrifice Melon, gain 3 life
Tap a creature you control: Transform Melon Equip
Equipped creature is an Idiot in addition to it's other types |
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As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life |
Cigar is Red, Black and Green
Smoke – , Sacrifice Cigar, Pretend to smoke for 7.75 seconds: Put two -0/-1 counters on target creature and put a Guilt counter on each of it's Parent creatures. If sixteen or more -0/-1 counters are put on a creature this way, it has " : This creature's controller gains CAD $999.99" |
Broke College Student
(common, foil)
Ageus Wizern
(mythic)
Boon of Power
(uncommon)
Cross the River
(uncommon)
A neat ability 1
(uncommon)
Yarn Golem
(common)
Fork (The Utility)
(common)
Dank memes
(common)
Jurymin
(common)
Apple Logo
(common)
Dullify
(common)
Gucci Wool Hat
(common)
Melon
(common)
Chewed Leaf
(common)
Bay Sick
(basic)
Cigar
(token)
where X is 159 minus your IQ: Scry 100 then draw a card




: Put a -1/-1 counter on Yarn Golem, create a Yarn token

