[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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As an additional cost to cast Blaze It!, take a puff:
Deal 420 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures or players |
(What should
be payed with?)
When Weirdo enters the battlefield, non-Weird creatures become pacified until end of turn (pacified creatures cannot attack or block and lose all abilities) 1/1
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Exile each Female Thot creature with toughness 4 or greater
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Exile target permanent with less than six age counters on it
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Hexproof
: Pray, if you feel happy, gain 1 life1/1
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Flying
: Destroy Bubble, any player may activate this ability |
1/1
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Assnaut cannot attack if defending player controls Lands
1/1
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, Sacrifice Heal Potion: Target creature you control's toughness becomes X, where X is that creature's base toughness |
: Sacrifice Cereal, target Fatso has +1/+1, and is unblockable until end of turn : Sacrifice Muffin, target Fatso has +1/+0, and has Haste until end of turn |
You may pay an additional
when you cast this spell, if you do, it gains Deathtouch.
When Junkrat enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target creature. If that creature dies this way, search your library for a Junk and put it on top of your library. 2/1
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, Sacrifice a Book: +1/+1 until end of turn1/1
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When Water Bottle of Fliptude enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you put a water bottle on top of it
![]() : Flip the water bottle on Water Bottle of Fliptude, if you succeed, you may tap or untap target permanent |
Equip
Equipped creature has +4/-2 and is black |
: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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Jump Boost 5, Storage 2
4/2
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Blaze It!
(mythic)
Weirdo
(uncommon)
Thot Patrol
(uncommon)
Victorian Strike!
(uncommon)
Nun
(common)
Bubble
(common)
Hick
(common)
Assnaut
(common)
Heal Potion
(common)
Cereal // Muffin
(common)
Junkrat
(common)
Bookfiend
(common)
Water Bottle of Fliptude
(common)
Prison Shiv
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Kangaroo
(token)




: Pray, if you feel happy, gain 1 life
, Sacrifice Heal Potion: Target creature you control's toughness becomes X, where X is that creature's base toughness
when you cast this spell, if you do, it gains Deathtouch.
