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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Scumbob Swagpants
{y}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Plant Swaglord
Scumbob Swagpants is Yellow
Cumulative Upkeep: Discard a Plant card
Whenever you control less than three Plants, sacrifice Scumbob Swagpants.
Plants you control get -11/-1 and lose all abilities except Bad Defender
The land of Bikini Bottom has many bottomsuckers, Scumbob being among the worse
10/10
Pharmer
{g}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Farmer Horror
{t}: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender, then pop a pill
2/2
Farmacist
{u}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Cleric Horror
{t}: Create a colorless Prescription artifact token, then eat a carrot
2/2
Loan Shark
{2}{u}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Fish Lord
Spells you control have Rental.
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
4/3
Creationism
{5}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, pray, if you feel good, gain 1 life
Kewl
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1
Krewl
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature gets -1/-1
Lmao
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a 1/1 LmaoAlien token with Hexproof
Hummingbyrd
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying, Super haste
1/1
Good Read (RTFC)
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target player reads a card to all other player's simultaneously, then draws a card
A neat ability 2
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Target player discards a card. If you targeted yourself with this spell, you may draw a card.
Itchy Clothing Tag
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment Tag
Equip Equipment as it enters the battlefield {0}
{t}: Scratch or Tickle target equipped creature of equipped Equipment, it's controller may tap it's Parent, if they do, stop.
Gulltist
{u/b}{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Aven Minion
1/1
Egg Whites
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
Tap a white creature you control, Sacrifice Egg Whites: Gain half of a life
Shitpost
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Post something on social media that could be considered "random" and "shitty", if you get a negative comment or dislike, you may discard a card
Vanilla Guy
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
1/1
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Moon Pie
 T 
Artifact – Delectable
Pay an half of a {w}: Gain 1 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn

Scumbob Swagpants (rare)
Pharmer // Farmacist (uncommon)
Loan Shark (uncommon)
Creationism (uncommon)
Kewl // Krewl (common)
Lmao (common)
Hummingbyrd (common)
Good Read (RTFC) (common)
A neat ability 2 (common)
Itchy Clothing Tag (common)
Gulltist (common)
Egg Whites (common)
Shitpost (common)
Vanilla Guy (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Moon Pie (token)