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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Magic Bloodlust
{1}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Instant
Until end of turn, attacking creatures get +3/+0.
Cat Royale
{2}{w}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Cat Lord
Royal (Cat Royale is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, they must pet Cat Royale for three minutes, if they do not, Cat Royale destroys them
2/4
Gem of Rekt
{2}
 
 U 
Enchantment Artifact
Whenever a player loses the game or is destroyed, they are Rekt instead
Death Strike
{2}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Infect
Death Strike deals 3 damage to any target.
a card frfr?
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Choose one:
– Target creature gains Lure this turn.
– Target creature gains Indestructible this turn.
Entwine {1} (Choose both if you pay the entwine cost.)
Hax!
{0}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Cast Hax! only if you are playing multiplayer Minecraft

Report target non-hacking player
Pringles Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
{1}: Target player eats a Pringle, any player may activate this ability

Whenever any player eats a Pringle, they draw a card and gain 2 life
Air Elemelon
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
Flying
{t}: Another target creature with converted mana cost 3 or less gains Flying until end of turn
1/1
Bug Spray
{1}{u/g}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice one third of Bug Spray: Target creature gains Protection from Insects until end of turn
GamBling
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
GamBling is Gold
{0}: Add {w}{w} or {b}{b} only if you earned money this turn and only once each turn
Hellfyre Shot
{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Kicker – {2}{b}
If Hellfyre Shot was kicked, it has Deathtouch.
Hellfyre Shot deals 2 damage to target creature.
Abandon Building
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Structure
Enchanted Structure cannot be inhabited (so remove all the inhabitants LOL)
Gtazer
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Gtaz
{t}: Gtazer pings any target, if target is creature, it cant block this turn
1/1
Melon
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Melon, gain 3 life
Tap a creature you control: Transform Melon
Melon Hat
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is an Idiot in addition to it's other types
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Dream
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}: Have a thought, if it was a good thought, gain 2 life, if it was a bad though, lose 2 life
{t}: Sacrifice Dream, draw a card for each 5 hours you slept last night

Magic Bloodlust (rare)
Cat Royale (uncommon)
Gem of Rekt (uncommon)
Death Strike (uncommon)
a card frfr? (common)
Hax! (common)
Pringles Logo (common)
Air Elemelon (common)
Bug Spray (common)
GamBling (common)
Hellfyre Shot (common)
Abandon Building (common)
Gtazer (common)
Melon (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Dream (token)