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Shivari the Spellspammer    R  Legendary Creature – Human Wizard Companion – Each card in your deck has converted mana cost 3 or less. You draw an additional card during each of your draw steps. 2/3	Speed Demon    U  Creature – Demon Whenever a spell you control resolves, if it shares a color with Speed Demon, put a Speed counter on Speed Demon : All your spells gain Storm until end of turn, activate this ability only if there are three or more Speed counters on Speed Demon At the end of every turn, remove all speed counters from Speed Demon 0/1	aplsos    U  Artifact – Food : gain 2 life, then read a dank meme danksos	Tou Rette's Turret    U  Legendary Artifact Whenever an opponent uses a mannerism, shock each target they own
Print    C  Instant Create a Book token Imprint    C  Instant Imprint	Shackles    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature is a Slave in addition to it's other types, and gains ": Draw a card" You control equipped creature	Toddler Safety Rail    C  Artifact – Wall You may have up to ten cards in your deck named Toddler Safety Rail : Combine Toddler Safety Rail with another card you control named Toddler Safety Rail At the beginning of your upkeep, choose X target Child creatures, where X is the number of combined cards named Toddler Safety Rail you control, permanents you control have protection from the chosen creatures until end of turn	Hamboi    C  Creature – Boar : Sacrifice Hamboi, create two Beef Jerky tokens 1/1
Pumpkin    C  Artifact – Food Pumpkin is Orange : Sacrifice Pumpkin, gain 3 life Tap a creature you control: Transform Pumpkin Pumpkin Hat    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature has protection from Monsters	Statically Triggered Activist    C  Basic Creature – Evil Protection from everything Whenever a white Male enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on it : Put a poison counter on target TVShow 5/1	Glitterwing    C  Artifact Creature – Construct Butterfly Flying Whenever Glitterwing deals combat damage to a player, tap target creature that player controls. 1/1	Kickboxer    C  Creature – Human Fighter Kicker When Kickboxer enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, it gets +1/+1 and gains Haste until end of turn 1/1
Dopple Ganger    C  Creature – Clone Warrior You may have up to six cards in your deck named Dopple Ganger : Search your library for another card named Dopple Ganger, Dopple Ganger becomes another target creature of your choice until end of turn 2/1	Sadness    C  Creature – Embodiement If you cry while Sadness is in play, sacrifice it, then lose 5 life aLL mY fRIENDS hATE mE 4/4	Draconic Dragon LIF POIN    B  Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect Cast this spell only if you could. Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three : Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench. -1/2500	Clone  T  Creature – Clone : Clone becomes another target creature of your choice until end of turn 1/1

Shivari the Spellspammer (rare)
Speed Demon (uncommon)
aplsos (uncommon)
Tou Rette's Turret (uncommon)
Print // Imprint (common)
Shackles (common)
Toddler Safety Rail (common)
Hamboi (common)
Pumpkin (common)
Statically Triggered Activist (common)
Glitterwing (common)
Kickboxer (common)
Dopple Ganger (common)
Sadness (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Clone (token)