[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Selfharmer    C  Creature – Human At the beginning of each end step, if you lost life this turn, draw a card 0/1	Lamb Sauce: Unlocated    R  Artifact – Delectable : Tap a legendary creature you control, Locate Lamb Sauce: Unlocated When Lamb Sauce: Unlocated becomes Located, transform it Lamb Sauce: Located    R  Artifact – Delectable : Gain 5 life for each Food you control, then make a Gordon Ramsy quote, or sacrifice Lamb Sauce: Located	Spleefality    U  Enchantment : Destroys target Block. Then, Spleefality deals 1 damage to that permanent's controller. Any player may activate this ability.	Psychotic Arsonist    U  Creature – Human Pyromancer When Psychotic Arsonist enters the battlefield it deals 2 damage to target creature or player Madness (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.) 2/2
Traffic Jam    U  Artifact – Food Sacrifice Traffic Jam: You gain X life, where X is the number of Vehicles you control.	Domodino    C  Creature – Domo Dinosaur Trample, Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn) 5/5	Broom    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Cleric or Worker Equipped creature has Sweeping. It also has Deathtouch and Lifelink for Germs.	Housewife    C  Creature – Human Defender Cook Bread – (: Create a Bread token) 1/3
Blue Bandana    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from blue, and gets +0/+1 for each blue creature in play Blue creatures have protection from the equipped creature	Gremlin    C  Creature – Goblin Horror 2/1	Space Chimp    C  Creature – Ape Astronaut Flying 1/1	Dudeism    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchant Human Enchanted Human gains ": Take a puff, if you don't cough, create a 1/1 white Dude creature token"
Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises    C  Legendary Creature – Teenager Mutant Ninja Turtle Pirateson Haste, Menace, Trample, Deathtouch, Vigilance When Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enters the battlefield create three tokens that are copies of it 2.13/2.13	Pupucaca    C  Instant Strive – Sacrifice a creature, target opponent loses 2 life, then you gain 2 life	Ten Year Old Funnyboi    B  Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child : Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn "RANDOM = FUNNY" says He 0/1	Foodevil  T  Artifact Creature – Food Devil Haste 2/2

Selfharmer (common, foil)
Lamb Sauce: Unlocated (rare)
Spleefality (uncommon)
Psychotic Arsonist (uncommon)
Traffic Jam (uncommon)
Domodino (common)
Broom (common)
Housewife (common)
Blue Bandana (common)
Gremlin (common)
Space Chimp (common)
Dudeism (common)
Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises (common)
Pupucaca (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Foodevil (token)