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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Treasure Chest
{2}AA
 
 R 
Artifact
Treasure Chest is Gold
Storage 4 (As long as there are four or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Treasure Chest and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Treasure Chest for at least one turn.) for artifacts.
Jumble
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Change up to three target creature's names
Draw a card
Impacting Meteor
 
 U 
Land
When Impacting Meteor enters the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to target creature
{t}: Add {c}
Pro
{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Internetian
Haste, Prowess
3/3
Nayasaur
{w}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dinosaur
Trample
3/3
Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{r}: Put a Ketchup counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{y}: Put a Mustard counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{g}{g}{g}: Sacrifice Hot Dog: Post-Processing, gain 3 life, gain 7 additional life for each Mustard and Ketchup counter on it beyond the first
Feed
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature loses Hungry
Old Friend
{1}{w}{w}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
(Old Friend transforms from Doggo)
When Old Friend enters the battlefield, all Humans you control have +2/+2 until end of turn
Our days have passed my friend, they were the best I ever had
2/3
Volatile Hitmyran
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Hitmyran
{3}{r}: +2/+0 until end of turn
3/2
Hateful Soul
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying, Deathtouch
1/1
7/11
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact
{2}: Create a grey Food artifact token with "{t}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 1 life. Then, feel sad and empty"
Silk Web
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Spider Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1 and gain lifelink.
{1}{u}: Freeze target Insect.
{1}{b}: Destroys all Insects. You gain 2 life for each creature that dies this way.
Imperfect Engine
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Gain a poison counter: Add {c}{c}. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells, or to activate the abilities of artifacts.
Dank memes
{0}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Show your friend a Dank Meme, if they laugh, they lose the game
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Idea
 T 
Token Enchantment Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Idea: Put a card you created into play.

Treasure Chest (rare)
Jumble (uncommon)
Impacting Meteor (uncommon)
Pro (uncommon)
Nayasaur (common)
Hot Dog: Post-Processing (common)
Feed (common)
Old Friend (common)
Volatile Hitmyran (common)
Hateful Soul (common)
7/11 (common)
Silk Web (common)
Imperfect Engine (common)
Dank memes (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Idea (token)