[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Five-Color Activator #3    R  Artifact Creature – Construct : Create a 1/1 blue Spirit creature token with Flying : Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with First Strike : Create a 3/3 red Elemental creature token with Haste : Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token with Trample : Create a 5/5 black Demon creature token with Menace 2/2	Codename: Cricket    U  Creature – Insect Jump Boost : Take control of target creature until end of turn 3/3	Lovely Dirb    U  Creature – Dirb Flying Bonk: Two permanents reproduce 0/1	Little Spoon    U  Enchantment At the beginning of your upkeep target player kisses you, they may pay to counter that ability Big Spoon    U  Enchantment At the beginning of your upkeep you kiss target player, they may pay to counter that ability, and slap you
Zoom    C  Instant Split Second Choose one: -Skip the next step or phase of target player's turn -Target spell or ability on the stack resolves, all other spells or abilities on the stack do not resolve, for each spell or ability that does not resolve this way, pay or lose 1 life	Bandage    C  Artifact , Sacrifice Bandage, Wait five seconds: Heal target creature, if you do, gain 15 life, activate this ability only if your life total is 75 or less	Card123    C  Artifact , Sacrifice Card123: You gain 123 life	Screeching Curd    C  Basic Creature – Curd As an additional cost to cast Screeching Curd, pay half of a When Screeching Curd dies, gain 1 life 0/0.01
Growth    C  Instant Put twenty +1/+1 counters on target creature you control	Vegetal Bepis    C  Artifact – Food Unspeakable Cast Vegetal Bepis only if you are going to kill yourself after it is sacrificed Pay two of the following: , , or : Sacrifice Vegetal Bepis, gain 2 life, lose the game, then kill yourself	Yesn't    C  Sorcery Counter target spell "Does this card function as intended?" "Yesn't"	Egg Whites    C  Artifact Creature – Food Egg Tap a white creature you control, Sacrifice Egg Whites: Gain half of a life
Moo    C  Instant Gain 4 life for each Cow creature you control	Token Black    C  Legendary Token Creature – Human As long as you control Token Black you cannot be racist 0/1	Wheatfarm    B  Basic Land : Add , then you gain 1 life	Pill  T  Token Artifact , Tap another blue artifact, Sacrifice Pill: Flip a coin, if it lands on Heads, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn, if it lands on Tails, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn

Five-Color Activator #3 (rare)
Codename: Cricket (uncommon)
Lovely Dirb (uncommon)
Little Spoon // Big Spoon (uncommon)
Zoom (common)
Bandage (common)
Card123 (common)
Screeching Curd (common)
Growth (common)
Vegetal Bepis (common)
Yesn't (common)
Egg Whites (common)
Moo (common)
Token Black (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Pill (token)