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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Melogg of the Golmicaar
{13}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Demon Golem Advisor Lord
Other non-Advisor Golems get -13/-13
Whenever another Golem dies, create five Gold tokens
The Golmicaar is a senate of golems lol
13/13
Pog Collection
{6}
 
 U 
Enchantment Creature
Pog Collection's power and toughness are equal to the number of Pogs you own
Talk to lawyer Morty, he's lit af
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Wet Willie
{u}{r}
 
 U 
Instant – Urge
Target opponent gets a wet willie, if they cry, they have to give you $5.00 CAD, or concede the game
Mirror Myr
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact Creature – Myr Clone
{t}: Remove {1} from your mana pool, Mirror Myr becomes a copy of any target creature until end of turn
1/1
Frame for Crime
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Frame for Crime deals damage to any target equal to thrice the number of things on the Jury Bench
Frameshift
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target Frame becomes another target Frame until end of turn
Slithering Ekam
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Snake
3/3
Quill
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
Quill is White
When Quill enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 1 damage to a Bird you control, if you don't, exile it
{b}{t}, Tap an untapped blue Human you control with converted mana cost 6 or greater: Create one two-hundredth of a Book token
Dust
{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Coal Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Coal Curd dies add {b}
0/0.01
Wild Otnak
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Land Creature – Pokemon Otnak
Trample
3/3
Nightwatch
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Nightwatch costs {2} less to cast if it's Nighttime

Look at target players hand.
Fire Elemelon
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
Haste, Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
2/1
Amphibious Toad
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Frog
Amphibious Toad cannot attack unless you control an Island
1/2
Take a Dump
{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Runner
 T 
Creature – Human
Haste, First Strike, Landwalk
2/2

Melogg of the Golmicaar (rare)
Pog Collection (uncommon)
Wet Willie (uncommon)
Mirror Myr (uncommon)
Frame for Crime // Frameshift (common)
Slithering Ekam (common)
Quill (common)
Dust (common)
Coal Curd (common)
Wild Otnak (common)
Nightwatch (common)
Fire Elemelon (common)
Amphibious Toad (common)
Take a Dump (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Runner (token)