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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Artifact – Food
As an additional cost to cast Grain Oats, pay half of a {g}, this cost may not be countered or prevented

Pay half of a {g}: Gain 1 life, whenever you have gained 2 or more life this way, draw a card, whenever you have drawn two or more cards this way, target creature gets +X/+X where X is the amount of green mana spent to cast Grain Oats's abiltiies. Whenever target creature gains more than +4/+4 this way, transform Grain Oats
Froot Loopz
 
 R 
Artifact – "Fude"
{A}: Gain 7 life
{A}{A}: Gain 16 life, activate this ability only if you have more than 101 life
{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Bird Ooze
Trample
3/2
{c}
 
 U 
Artifact Creature – Construct Bird
Flying
Creatures your opponents control gain Trample.
4/3
 U 
Instant
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod is red
All your Fatsos get +3/+0 and lose Defender until end of turn
When Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod resolves, put it at the bottom of it's owner
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Notak
Deathlink (Damage dealt by Notak causes it's controller to lose that much life)
1/1
 C 
Creature – Human Peasant
{1}{g}, {t}: Trade Block (You and target opponent each put a Block card from your hands into the other player's hand.)
2/2
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip equipment
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Pocket for at least one turn.) for things with art smaller than a breadbox.
{2}{pu}, Drop Pocket from a height equal to your waist-level give or take two centimeters: Store as many permanents it touches on it as you can.
 C 
Creature – Human Student
Pay {x} where X is 159 minus your IQ: Scry 100 then draw a card
Spells or abilities that would make you pay money are countered
Spells or abilities that would make you eat, make you eat Ramen or Kraft Dinner instead
1/1
 C 
Creature – Jellyfish
{3}{r}, Remove Jellyfish from combat: Jellyfish deals 1 damage to any target.
Tap an untapped Plant you control, {t}: Create a Jellyfish Jam artifact Food token.
2/1
 C 
Instant
Destroy target green permanent or counter target green spell.
 C 
Artifact Creature – Dragon Child Egg
Dragon Egg cannot attack or block
Whenever there are two or more age counters on Dragon Egg, transform it
0/1
Basic Dragon
 
 C 
Creature – Dragon
Flying, Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn), Haste
4/3
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
(Doggo transforms from Pupper)
When Doggo enters the battlefield, it has your choice of Haste or Trample until end of turn
Tap another Human you control: Transform Doggo
(Doggo transforms into Old Friend)
2/2
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying

{w}{t}: Breed two Humans, then gain 1 life
0/1
 C 
Instant
Target creature is no longer a creature until end of turn
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
 T 
Token Creature – Deer
Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
1/1

Grain Oats (rare)
Emu Gel (uncommon)
Hybird (uncommon)
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod (uncommon)
Notak (common)
MC Villager (common)
Pocket (common)
Broke College Student (common)
Jellyfish (common)
Illuminate the Mind (common)
Dragon Egg (common)
Doggo (common)
Dove (common)
Dehumanize (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Deer (token)