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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Spongebodyguard
{5}{w}{w}
 
 M 
Creature – Plant Knight
Defender, Indestructible, Hexproof
When Spongebodyguard enters the battlefield all creatures you control gain Bestow {0} and are Bestowed onto Spongebodyguard, all noncreature spells in your graveyard gain Splice onto Creature {0} and are splices onto Spongebodyguard, all Lands you control become Artifact Equipments with "Equip {0}" that become equipped to Spongebodyguard, they are still lands
Spongebodyguard's toughness is equal to triple your life total
Whenever you would be dealt damage, redirect that damage to Spongebodyguard
{3}{w}{w}: Gain 1 life
0/*
Dog Fart
{w}{b/g}
 
 U 
Tribal Instant – Hound
Up to X Hounds become Smelly until end of turn, where X is the number of Foods put in your graveyard this turn
Cat Puke
{u}{b/g}
 
 U 
Tribal Instant – Cat
Aftermath
Target artifact gets a poison counter unless it's controller pays {e}{u}
Corn Maze
{3}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food Structure
Idiot and Plant Habitat
You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure.
Tap a Plant inhabiting this structure: Add {g}{g}{g}. Activate this ability only once per turn.
Master's Sword
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {4}
Equipped creature has +4/+2 and has Double Strike
Bakery
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Chef Habitat
Cook Bread – {1}{g} ({1}{g}: Create a Bread token)
Tap an untapped Chef you control: You gain 2 life.
Tinsel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
When Tinsel enters the battlefield attach it to target Snow Creature – Treefolk or Snow Artifact Creature – Treefolk
The creature Tinsel is attached to gains Attractive
Dark Fae of the NEMBK
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Faerie
Flying, Lifelink
1/1
Zoom
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Split Second
Choose one:
-Skip the next step or phase of target player's turn
-Target spell or ability on the stack resolves, all other spells or abilities on the stack do not resolve, for each spell or ability that does not resolve this way, pay {1} or lose 1 life
Sin Fyip
{b}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Fyip
Deathlink (Damage dealt by Sin Fyip causes it's controller to lose that much life)
4/3
Apple Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
All Artifacts gain "{t}: Google"
{2}{c}{c}: Gain 1 life for each Artifact that Googled this turn
Temursaur
{u}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dinosaur
Trample
3/3
Bee Syrup
{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Bee Syrup, Say "Honey", then gain 2 life
Blue Aura
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is blue in addition to it's other colors
Thief
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Rogue
Pay 5 life, {t}: Steal target card from another player's hand
1/1
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Calamari
 T 
Artifact – Delectable
{t}, Sacrifice Calamari: Gain 3 life

Spongebodyguard (mythic)
Dog Fart // Cat Puke (uncommon)
Corn Maze (uncommon)
Master's Sword (uncommon)
Bakery (common)
Tinsel (common)
Dark Fae of the NEMBK (common)
Zoom (common)
Sin Fyip (common)
Apple Logo (common)
Temursaur (common)
Bee Syrup (common)
Blue Aura (common)
Thief (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Calamari (token)