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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Blue Wall of Wonder what this does?
{u}{u}
 
 R 
Creature – Wall
Defender
All spells and abilities target Blue Wall of Wonder what this does? instead.
Whenever Blue Wall of Wonder what this does? becomes the target of a spell or ability, you may pay {2}. When you do, counter that effect.
0/4
Candy Bear
{w}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Artifact Creature – Food Bear
{w}{r}{g}{t}: Sacrifice Candy Bear, create four Bear Paws
2/2
Tugowar Manowar
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Jellyfish
When Tugowar Manowar enters the battlefield, have a Tug o War against any number of opponents, if you win, bounce a creature each player you beat controls
BZZZZT
2/2
Caninus Archmage
{w}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Hound Wizard
Whenever Caninus Archmage attacks, you may play another target creature spell from your hand with converted mana cost 3 or less, it is tapped and attacking, it gains +3/+1 and has Haste until end of turn, exile it at the end step
3/1
Wall Nut
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Wall
Defender
{t}, Sacrifice Wall Nut: You gain 2 life
0/2
Dragon Egg
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Dragon Child Egg
Dragon Egg cannot attack or block
Whenever there are two or more age counters on Dragon Egg, transform it
0/1
Basic Dragon
 
 C 
Creature – Dragon
Flying, Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn), Haste
4/3
Illuminate the Mind (redone srsly)
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target spell. If a green spell was countered this way, tap target land it's controller controls.
Pringles Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
{1}: Target player eats a Pringle, any player may activate this ability

Whenever any player eats a Pringle, they draw a card and gain 2 life
Rule 63
{6}{3}
 
 C 
Creature – Embodiement
Males are females and lose male type and females are males and lose female type
6/3
Blue Bandana
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from blue, and gets +0/+1 for each blue creature in play

Blue creatures have protection from the equipped creature
Hick
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
1/1
Brain
{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
Brain is Pink
{t}: Scry 10, then draw three cards
Turbulence
{1}{u/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Tap target Artifact Creature Vehicle with Flying
Wormhole
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Destroy target non-Insect, non-Plant, non-Spider permanent
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Runner
 T 
Creature – Human
Haste, First Strike, Landwalk
2/2

Blue Wall of Wonder what this does? (rare)
Candy Bear (uncommon)
Tugowar Manowar (uncommon)
Caninus Archmage (uncommon)
Wall Nut (common)
Dragon Egg (common)
Illuminate the Mind (redone srsly) (common)
Pringles Logo (common)
Rule 63 (common)
Blue Bandana (common)
Hick (common)
Brain (common)
Turbulence (common)
Wormhole (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Runner (token)