[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Tap eleven untapped Forests you control,
: For the remainder of the match, all values on cards are replaced with 11 or , where either would apply.11/11
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: Create a Beer Token
![]() : Sacrifice three Beer Tokens, create a 5/5 Bozo creature token with "Whenever a Beer Token enters the battlefield under your control, I get +2/+2 until end of turn" |
Kicker
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Destroy target creature and each creature with the same name. Then, if Nomicide was kicked, each opponent reveals their hand and discards each card with that name. |
Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.), Curiosity (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.)
1/3
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Flying
2/3
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Whenever money would be put on Bourgeois, triple that amount of money is put on Bourgeois instead
Bourgeois gets +5/+5 for each CAD$0.01 on it : Put CAD$999.99 on Bourgeois1/1
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![]() : Google (Search something on https://www.google.com). If you do, draw a card. |
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Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
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Equip blue non-Human Animal Creature
Equipped blue non-Human Animal Creature gains +0/+2 and has protection from sharp creatures (a creature is sharp if it has greater power than toughness) |
![]() , Sacrifice Mint: Remove all -1/-1 counters from target creature |
: Sacrifice Strawberry Cheesecake, gain 5 life, activate this ability only if you have lost more than $99.99 CAD this turn |
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Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/2
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![]() : Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by creatures this turn. Put ta +1/+1 counter on all Faeries that had their damage prevented this way.2/2
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: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
, Tap another blue artifact, Sacrifice Pill: Flip a coin, if it lands on Heads, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn, if it lands on Tails, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn |
The Eleventh Elf
(rare)
Ye Ol' Tavern
(uncommon)
Nomicide
(uncommon)
Sub-Aquatic Inventor
(uncommon)
Buzz Lightyear
(common)
common 500 again i guess hecc
(common)
Bourgeois
(common)
Computer
(common)
Poopy Fart
(common)
Shell Armor
(common)
Mint
(common)
Strawberry Cheesecake
(common)
Boned Fish
(common)
NCN Crafter
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
Pill
(token)


: For the remainder of the match, all values on cards are replaced with 11 or
, where either would apply.




: Google (Search something on https://www.google.com). If you do, draw a card.