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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Gazorpazorpfield, Alternate Reality Garfield
{b}{u}{u}{r}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Cat Demon Alien
When Gazorpazorpfield, Alternate Reality Garfield enters the battlefield, destroy all Food, then put those many +1/+1 counters on Gazorpazorpfield. You gain that much life and draw those many cards. For the remainder of this game, you have no maximum hand size

{u}: Shuffle target damaged creature into it's owners library.
{1}{r}: +4/+0 until end of turn
{5}{b}: Destroy all Johns
0/0
Pardon
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Return target creature from exile to the battlefield tapped.
Witch's Broom
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Female Wizard {2}{b}

Equipped Female Wizard has +2/+1, is black, and has Flying
Autumn Piyf
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Piyf
Piyfs and Fyips get +X/+X where X is your life total
9/9
Rapid Rabbit
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit Beast
Super haste, Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Rapid Rabbit up to two inches.)
2/1
Cast to Shadow
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes a 0/1 Shadow creature until end of turn, it gains "This creature cannot tap or be the target of spells or abilities"
And with a flick of the wizards hand, i became a shadow
Kewl
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1
Krewl
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature gets -1/-1
Pile of Trash
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
When Pile of Trash enters the battlefield, create two colorless Junk tokens.
Good Read (RTFC)
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target player reads a card to all other player's simultaneously, then draws a card
Off-Brand Shrek
{6}{b}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Orc
It's power and toughness is lopsided, it is filthily made in it's mana cost, and it is an Orc instead of an Ogre!

This common un-swag is lame!
5/8
Branding of the Sheep
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Tribal Enchantment – Sheep Aura
Equipped creature is a Sheep and gets +0/+X where X is the number of Sheep you control.
Yo dude check out this sick new merch, am I good enough now, daddy?
Kickboxer
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fighter
Kicker {r}
When Kickboxer enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, it gets +1/+1 and gains Haste until end of turn
1/1
Minitaur
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Minotaur Child
1/1
Kek
{w}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.)
Create a Spam token.
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Puppetmastery
 T 
Emblem

Gazorpazorpfield, Alternate Reality Garfield (rare)
Pardon (uncommon)
Witch's Broom (uncommon)
Autumn Piyf (uncommon)
Rapid Rabbit (common)
Cast to Shadow (common)
Kewl // Krewl (common)
Pile of Trash (common)
Good Read (RTFC) (common)
Off-Brand Shrek (common)
Branding of the Sheep (common)
Kickboxer (common)
Minitaur (common)
Kek (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Puppetmastery (token)