[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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; may be payed with one and a half black mana
Cut target player's colon in half, if they die, win the game, then call 911 and admit your crime |
Idiot and Plant Habitat
You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure. : Tap an Idiot inhabiting this structure.
Tap an untapped Plant inhabiting this structure: Add . |
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When Weirdo enters the battlefield, non-Weird creatures become pacified until end of turn (pacified creatures cannot attack or block and lose all abilities) 1/1
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Detain up to four target Child creatures
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Trample, Haste
4/4
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When Pile of Trash enters the battlefield, create two colorless Junk tokens.
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Infect, Jump Boost 2 (
: Move Rabid Rabbit up to two inches.)2/1
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Swiss Cheese enters the battlefield with X Hole counters on it
Rats you control get +1/+1 for each Hole counter on Swiss Cheese : Sacrifice Swiss Cheese, gain 4 life minus the number of Hole counters on Swiss Cheese
Whenever there are more than 3 Age counters on Swiss Cheese, sacrifice it |
: Destroy target non-Insect, non-Plant, non-Spider permanent |
Exile target artifact, colorless, Robot, Internetian, Spam or Troll permanent
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Target Dinosaur or Frog gets +3/+0 this turn.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.) |
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has base power and toughness 1/1 and gains Shroud. When Purify Soul leaves the battlefield, create enchanted creature's Soulform (To create a creature's Soulform, create a token that is a copy of that creature except it's a white Spirit in addition to it's other colors and types.). |
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When Hummus enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may burn $2.50 CAD, if you do put an Investment counter on Hummus
: Sacrifice Hummus, gain 3 life for each Investment counter on Hummus
When Hummus leaves the battlefield, burn $7.50 CAD |
You gain control of target thing that you own.
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: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
, Sacrifice Prescription, Pay CAD$0.99: Create a colorless Pill artifact token, activate this ability only if you live in Canada and control three or more Snow Lands
, Sacrifice Prescription, Pay USD$999.99: Create a colorless Pill artifact token, activate this ability only if you live in The United States of America, control an Eagle creature and control three or more white, red and blue permanents
, Sacrifice Prescription, Pay USD$99.99: Create a colorless Pill artifact token, activate this ability only if you live in The United States of America, control an Eagle creature, control three or more white, red and blue permanents, control a Legendary President creature named Barack Obama and control a permanent named Obama Care |
Semicolon Effect
(rare)
Hedge Maze
(uncommon)
Weirdo
(uncommon)
Detention
(uncommon)
Celery Cerberus
(common)
Pile of Trash
(common)
Rabid Rabbit
(common)
Swiss Cheese
(common)
Wormhole
(common)
Error 404: Magic Card not Found
(common)
Ree!
(common)
Purify Soul
(common)
Hummus
(common)
Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving)
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
Prescription
(token)
: Tap an Idiot inhabiting this structure.
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: Move Rabid Rabbit up to two inches.)
: Sacrifice Swiss Cheese, gain 4 life minus the number of Hole counters on Swiss Cheese

