[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Hax!    C  Instant – Urge Cast Hax! only if you are playing multiplayer Minecraft Report target non-hacking player	Holy Trinity    R  Legendary Sorcery Create a Legendary 1/2 white Human Cleric creature token named Jeebus Krystofski with ", : Heal target creature", a Legendary 1/3 white Spirit creature token named The Holy Spirit with Flying, Vigilance and Lifelink, and a Legendary 8/8 white God creature token named God Almighty with Indestructible and ", : Destroy all other creatures"	Meleeism    U  Enchantment When Meleeism enters the battlefield all creatures lose Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, and Spaceflight Creatures cannot gain Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, and Spaceflight All creatures have +1/+0	Cheese Wizard    U  Creature – Wizard Fatso : You may cast a white, blue or green food spell from your hand for free 4/3
Springfield Downs    U  Artifact – Structure Hound Habitat Creatures inhabiting this structure get +2/+1. At the end of each of your turns, sacrifice all creatures inhabiting this structure that did not attack this turn.	Candy Bar!    C  Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Candy Bar!, eat a food item containing more than 90% of your daily value of sugar	Yuyu Imp    C  Creature – Imp Idiot : Add , : Create a Book token the imps of the yuyusian hills are known to be wimpy 0/0.999	Gremlin    C  Creature – Goblin Horror 2/1
Hick    C  Creature – Human Farmer 1/1	Pink Eye    C  Enchantment – Aura Pink Eye is Pink Enchant creature Enchanted creature has -1/-1, gains Unattractive, and has Infect	Stinkify    C  Instant Put a Stink counter on target Smelly card	Yarn Golem    C  Creature – Golem : Put a -1/-1 counter on Yarn Golem, create a Yarn token 3/3
Error 404: Magic Card not Found    C  Instant Exile target artifact, colorless, Robot, Internetian, Spam or Troll permanent	Strawberry Applesauce    C  Artifact – Food : Gain 4 life if you control a red Child	Bay Sick    B  Basic Instant As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life	Bread  T  Artifact – Food : Sacrifice one twelfth of Bread, gain 2 life or draw a card : Target Plains you control becomes a Wheatfarm

Hax! (common, foil)
Holy Trinity (rare)
Meleeism (uncommon)
Cheese Wizard (uncommon)
Springfield Downs (uncommon)
Candy Bar! (common)
Yuyu Imp (common)
Gremlin (common)
Hick (common)
Pink Eye (common)
Stinkify (common)
Yarn Golem (common)
Error 404: Magic Card not Found (common)
Strawberry Applesauce (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Bread (token)