[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Cast Tax only when a player casts a spell or activates an ability that target's you or a permanent you control
Target player gives you $X.00 CAD where X is the spell or ability's converted mana cost |
Indestructible
![]() , Say "Bub": Target creature cannot block until end of turn
![]() ![]() , Say "Snikt!": Destroy target creature6/6
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Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod is red
All your Fatsos get +3/+0 and lose Defender until end of turn When Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod resolves, put it at the bottom of it's owner |
When Janitor enters the battlefield, create Mop and Broom tokens and equip them.
1/4
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Enchant graveyard
Cards in enchanted graveyard cannot be targeted and their activated abilities cannot be activated. |
Target creature is Dull until end of turn
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Multikicker
Combo pings any target, then pings any target an additional time for each time Combo was kicked |
Show your friend a Dank Meme, if they laugh, they lose the game
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: Sacrifice Melon, gain 3 life
Tap a creature you control: Transform Melon Equip
Equipped creature is an Idiot in addition to it's other types |
Spank pings target Child
Draw a card |
You may have up to ten cards in your deck named Toddler Safety Rail
: Combine Toddler Safety Rail with another card you control named Toddler Safety Rail
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose X target Child creatures, where X is the number of combined cards named Toddler Safety Rail you control, permanents you control have protection from the chosen creatures until end of turn |
Equip
Equip to Human creature Equipped creature has +7/+0 |
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Target player fights another target player, if they win, they may add
to their mana pool |
: Sacrifice Cheesecake, gain 1 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $49.99 CAD in the last fifteen seconds |
: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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![]() : You may cast a spell from your hand with "Roar" in it's name for free |
Tax
(common, foil)
Wolverine
(mythic)
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod
(uncommon)
Janitor
(uncommon)
Respect the Dead
(uncommon)
Dullify
(common)
Combo
(common)
Dank memes
(common)
Melon
(common)
Spank
(common)
Toddler Safety Rail
(common)
Diamond Sword
(common)
Wrasslin'
(common)
Cheesecake
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Tiger's Eye
(token)




, Say "Bub": Target creature cannot block until end of turn





: Sacrifice Melon, gain 3 life
