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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 M 
Sorcery – Finisher
For each card in target graveyard, each opponent loses 1 life unless they pay {1}.

You lose the game at the end of this turn.
{1}{u}{u}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Etanod
Whenever you give money, win those many games
3/3
{w}{g}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human Mutant
Landwalk
Blocks are the Bane of Ken Toe
3/2
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Atog
Lifelink
Sacrifice a Plains: +0/+1 and Vigilance until end of turn
1/2
{2}{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Clone Soldier
common #401
0/1
 C 
Creature – Faerie
Flying, Lifelink
1/1
 C 
Sorcery
Target player discards a card. If you targeted yourself with this spell, you may draw a card.
 C 
Artifact – Food
Swiss Cheese enters the battlefield with X Hole counters on it
Rats you control get +1/+1 for each Hole counter on Swiss Cheese
{t}: Sacrifice Swiss Cheese, gain 4 life minus the number of Hole counters on Swiss Cheese
Whenever there are more than 3 Age counters on Swiss Cheese, sacrifice it
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct
Magnetic (You may have this creature enter the battlefield enchanting target Construct. If you do, enchanted creature has this permanent's text box.)
2/2
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Blue Mana Potion: Target creature you control gains "{t}: Draw half X cards rounded up", where X is that creature's converted mana cost
 C 
Creature – Lizard
{r}, Sacrifice Lava Spitter: It deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
2/1
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Coal Curd dies add {b}
0/0.01
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature loses Bad Defender until end of turn
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Lego
You may have any number of cards in your deck named LEGO
{x}: Combine X cards named LEGO, you may play a card from your hand with converted mana cost equal to X
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
 T 
Token Artifact – Junk

Finishing Move #3: Arrival of the Lichlord's Dreaded Devastation (mythic)
Etanod (uncommon)
Ken Toe (uncommon)
Flatog (uncommon)
401ster (common)
Dark Fae of the NEMBK (common)
A neat ability 2 (common)
Swiss Cheese (common)
Boosterbot (common)
Blue Mana Potion (common)
Lava Spitter (common)
Coal Curd (common)
Fluke (common)
LEGO (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Junk (token)