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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Wewe Yob-Gib
{1}{w}{u}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Curd Genius
{0}: Win everything
Ignore Wewe Yob-Gib (it does not exist)
3/3
Manor Gates
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Gate
Manor Gates is Gold
The first time an opponent gives you money while Manor Gates is in play, target creature you control becomes Manor Gates's Keyholder for the remainder of the game
{t}: Add two mana of two colors only if Manor Gates is a Land
Back to Black
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Each creature that has ever been Black but is currently not, becomes exclusively Black until end of turn
Can I Axe you a Question?
{6}
 
 U 
Instant
Ask target creature a question, if they don't answer, deal 6 damage to that creature
Print
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a Book token
Imprint
{1}
 
 C 
Instant
Imprint
Dopple Ganger
{1}{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Clone Warrior
You may have up to six cards in your deck named Dopple Ganger

{2}{u/b}{u/b}: Search your library for another card named Dopple Ganger, Dopple Ganger becomes another target creature of your choice until end of turn
2/1
Unwelcoming Playgroups
{3}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Gamer Evils
{6}, Tap three untapped Human Gamer Evils you control: Exile target non-white non-male player
5/5
Sweet
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant permanent
Enchanted permanent is white, may not attack or block, is an Angel in addition to it's other types, and has "{t}: Eat something with sugar, gain 1 life"
Tardigrade
{0}
 
 C 
Creature – Germ
Protection from everything
0/1
Lord of the Buffets
{5}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fatso Lord
Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
5/8
Evil
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Evil sacrifice a Simpson creature, target opponent loses 10 life, and discards their hand
Hot Pocket
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Hot Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Hot Pocket for at least one turn.)
{t}, Sacrifice Hot Pocket: You gain 3 life and Hot Pocket shocks you.
New York Cheesecake
{5}{y}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice New York Cheesecake, gain 16 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $249.99 CAD this game
NeverWet
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target thing becomes Hydrophobic until end of turn
At the beginning of your upkeep, gain $2500.00 for each YouTuber you control
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Moon Pie
 T 
Artifact – Delectable
Pay an half of a {w}: Gain 1 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn

Wewe Yob-Gib (mythic)
Manor Gates (uncommon)
Back to Black (uncommon)
Can I Axe you a Question? (uncommon)
Print // Imprint (common)
Dopple Ganger (common)
Unwelcoming Playgroups (common)
Sweet (common)
Tardigrade (common)
Lord of the Buffets (common)
Evil (common)
Hot Pocket (common)
New York Cheesecake (common)
NeverWet (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Moon Pie (token)