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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Bah-Roken Astral Drift
{w}
 
 R 
Enchantment
Whenever you cycle a card, choose one or both:
– Exile target permanent
– Cast that card without paying it's mana cost
Spitfire Imp
{1}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Imp
Flying
{2}{r}: Spitfire Imp deals 1 damage to any target.
"It's raining hellfire!"
– Dante
1/2
Fartnite
{1}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Cast Fartnite only during night, and only after a player farts
That player must constantly fart for the remainder of the night, if they stop, you may do anything to them, "legally"
Collegesytle
{2}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Cast Collegesytle only if you attend College and control a Student
Spells or abilities that would make you pay money are countered
Spells or abilities that would make you eat, make you eat Ramen or Kraft Dinner instead
High Schooler
{12}{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Evil Human Teenager Student Idiot
{t}: Scry 13
13/13
Smurf
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Smurf
When Smurf enters the battlefield, you may return target creature to it's owners hand
1/1
Card123
{1}{2}{3}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Card123: You gain 123 life
Self Harm
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever you lose life, draw a card
French Vanilla Guy
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
First Strike
2/3
Hummus
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
When Hummus enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may burn $2.50 CAD, if you do put an Investment counter on Hummus
{t}: Sacrifice Hummus, gain 3 life for each Investment counter on Hummus
When Hummus leaves the battlefield, burn $7.50 CAD
Jab
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
You jab any target (a jab is a quick unprepared poke with up to three fingers), then Jab shocks it
Joyous Pun
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.)
Cereal
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Cereal, target Fatso has +1/+1, and is unblockable until end of turn
Muffin
{r/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Muffin, target Fatso has +1/+0, and has Haste until end of turn
Wild Soul
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying
2/2
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
token 69
 T 
Token

Bah-Roken Astral Drift (rare)
Spitfire Imp (uncommon)
Fartnite (uncommon)
Collegesytle (uncommon)
High Schooler (common)
Smurf (common)
Card123 (common)
Self Harm (common)
French Vanilla Guy (common)
Hummus (common)
Jab (common)
Joyous Pun (common)
Cereal // Muffin (common)
Wild Soul (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
token 69 (token)