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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Applesauce
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Applesauce, gain 2 life
 
Multimultani, Yavimaya's Avatars
{x}{x}{x}{x}{x}{x}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Elemental Avatar Clone
When Multimultani, Yavimaya's Avatars enters the battlefield create X Multani, Yavimaya's Avatar creature tokens
0/0
Amphibian's Pad
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Artifact
{1}{u}: Target Frog gets +1/+2 and gains Flying this turn.
Pierce Armor
{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Kicker – {r}
Pierce Armor deals 1 damage to target creature, it cannot block this turn. If Pierce Armor was kicked, that creature loses all abilities until your next turn.
Poetry
{2}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All Clerics and Shamans you control gain "{t}: Scry 1"
Barrel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Sacrifice Barrel, create two Gold tokens
Equip {0}
Equip target non-Gold creature with nudity in it's art
Shell Armor
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip blue non-Human Animal Creature {0}
Equipped blue non-Human Animal Creature gains +0/+2 and has protection from sharp creatures (a creature is sharp if it has greater power than toughness)
Skysheep
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Skysheep
Exile Skysheep: Create a Sound Cloud token
Oft mistaken for clouds
1/1
Iacian Brainiac
{w}{u}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Braniac Citizen
3/3
Faciality
{1}{g}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Creatures with Faces in their art have +1/+1
Prison Shiv
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature has +4/-2 and is black
Goodies
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Goodies: gain 2 life, instead gain 3 life if you have eaten sugar this turn
Keg
{u}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Create a Beer token
Whenever a Drunk enters the battlefield, sacrifice Keg
Vindictive Hitmyran
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Hitmyran
{1}{b}: +1/+1 until end of turn
2/3
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Cookie
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Cookie, gain 1 life, gain 5 life instead if you ate a cookie less than three minutes before activating this ability

Applesauce (common, foil)
Multimultani, Yavimaya's Avatars (mythic)
Amphibian's Pad (uncommon)
Pierce Armor (uncommon)
Poetry (uncommon)
Barrel (common)
Shell Armor (common)
Skysheep (common)
Iacian Brainiac (common)
Faciality (common)
Prison Shiv (common)
Goodies (common)
Keg (common)
Vindictive Hitmyran (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Cookie (token)