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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Pig Tails
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Female Human Child {1}
Equipped Female Human Child has Hexproof and gains "Tap a Boar you control: Flip a coin, if it lands on Tails, gain 2 life, activate this ability only once per turn"
 
Dreary Vortex
 
 R 
Land
Dreary Vortex enters the battlefield tapped unless you exile the top half of your library, rounded up.
{t}: Add {u} or {b}
{2}, {t}: Return target land card that was put there this turn to the battlefield tapped.
{4}, {t}, Sacrifice Dreary Vortex: Return target nonland card from your graveyard to your hand
Riot Shield
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has "{2}: Prevent all damage target rioting creature would do this turn"
Drucordsogel
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Drucordsogel
5/0
Royal Zombie
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Zombie
Royal (Royal Zombie is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
{3}{b}, Tap all other untapped Zombies you control, {t}: Add an amount of {b} equal to the number of creatures tapped this way. This mana does not empty as steps and phases end.
2/2
Blue Aura
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is blue in addition to it's other colors
Vivoon
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Vivoon
Flying, Flash
patent pending, pls no steal (the name)
3/2
Beep Beep
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Target creature gets +6/+0 until end of turn
Imma Sheep
{g}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Target creature has power and toughness of 2/2 until end of turn
Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly)
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature. If a white creature is destroyed this way, you gain 3 life.
Cheesecake
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Cheesecake, gain 1 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $49.99 CAD in the last fifteen seconds
Self Harm
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever you lose life, draw a card
Funny Dirb
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dirb
Bonk: Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.)
1/1
Boosterbot
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct
Magnetic (You may have this creature enter the battlefield enchanting target Construct. If you do, enchanted creature has this permanent's text box.)
2/2
Tardigrade
{0}
 
 C 
Creature – Germ
Protection from everything
0/1
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Firearm
 T 
Token Artifact – Equipment
Equip legendary creature {4}
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and gains Reach and Menace

Pig Tails (common, foil)
Dreary Vortex (rare)
Riot Shield (uncommon)
Drucordsogel (uncommon)
Royal Zombie (uncommon)
Blue Aura (common)
Vivoon (common)
Beep Beep // Imma Sheep (common)
Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly) (common)
Cheesecake (common)
Self Harm (common)
Funny Dirb (common)
Boosterbot (common)
Tardigrade (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Firearm (token)