[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Draining Drain    M  Artifact : Draining Drain destroys target creature, then drains 5 to that creature's controller	Uncle UnComin    U  Legendary Creature – Human All uncommon Humans have Hexproof, and ": Counter target spell" A legendary creature as an uncommon? How peculiar! 4/4	A storm is coming to take my internet    U  Sorcery Destroy all artifacts. Create those many 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens.	Flow Jammer    U  Instant Counter target spell unless it's controller pays , where X is the number of untapped lands they control.
Spammingbyrd    C  Creature – Bird Troll Flying : Create a Spam token 1/2	Boi    C  Creature – Human Idiot Child Swaglord 1/1	Those Who Hide in Darkness    C  Creature – Human Evils Deathtouch Whenever a white spell is cast, sacrifice Those Who Hide in Darkness They committed their sins in darkness, then someone turned on the lights and they saw all that they had inflicted 10/10	Fly    C  Creature – Insect Flying 0.5/0.5
Trustling    C  Artifact Creature – Construct At the beginning of your upkeep, if you told a lie that an opponent believed last turn, sacrifice Trustling and add 1/1	Growth    C  Instant Put twenty +1/+1 counters on target creature you control	Bugbear    C  Creature – Goblin Beast Reach Bugbear cannot attack unless you pay . 3/1	Nayasaur    C  Creature – Dinosaur Trample 3/3
Sunrise    C  Sorcery It becomes Morning.	7/11    C  Artifact : Create a grey Food artifact token with ", Sacrifice this token: You gain 1 life. Then, feel sad and empty"	Wheatfarm    B  Basic Land : Add , then you gain 1 life	Joey  T  Creature – Kangaroo Child 0/1

Draining Drain (mythic)
Uncle UnComin (uncommon)
A storm is coming to take my internet (uncommon)
Flow Jammer (uncommon)
Spammingbyrd (common)
Boi (common)
Those Who Hide in Darkness (common)
Fly (common)
Trustling (common)
Growth (common)
Bugbear (common)
Nayasaur (common)
Sunrise (common)
7/11 (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Joey (token)