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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Green Wall of Wonder what this does?
{2}{g}{g}
 
 R 
Creature – Wall
Defender
Whenever Green Wall of Wonder what this does? becomes targeted by a spell or ability, you may put a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to that effect's converted mana cost or activation cost.
0/4
Color Pie Infringement
{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Tap target creature, it does not untap for the remainder of the game
your going away for a long time
Summertime
{3}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Creatures can't attack, and black spells cant be cast
At the beginning of your Upkeep, put a Fun counter on Summertime
When there are 5 or more Fun counters on Summertime, sacrifice it, all players win the game
Rewording
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Target word is another target word of your choice until end of turn
Black Widow
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Spider
Deathtouch, Infect
{b}{b}: Black Widow breeds with another creature, Black Widow destroy's that creature at the end of the turn, then create a PoisonVial token
2/1
playable common removal
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Deal 4 damage to target creature
I BELIEVE IT CAN EXIST!
Bork
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature has +1/+0 until end of turn
The Bork is too stronk with dis one
Screeching Curd
 
 C 
Basic Creature – Curd
As an additional cost to cast Screeching Curd, pay half of a {g}
When Screeching Curd dies, gain 1 life
0/0.01
!
{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 as long as it's attacking.
He exclaimed something in the midst of the battle, they were his last words, and they were lost to the noise.
Pearl Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Pearl Curd dies add {w}
0/0.01
Loyal Sycophant
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
When Loyal Sycophant enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each creature you control with converted mana cost 1 or lses
1/1
Quizzical Axe
{2}{?}
 
 C 
Artifact
What should {?} be payed with?
{t}: Quizzical Axe shocks any target, if that target is destroyed, see a therapist
Space Chimp
{1}{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Ape Astronaut
Flying
1/1
Randomize
{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target card becomes another random card until end of turn
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
JRR
 T 
Legendary Creature – Human Author
{t}: Create a Book token
{5}{g}{g}: Green creatures and Mythic creatures you control are unblockable and get +X/+X where X is thrice the number of books you control
2/2

Green Wall of Wonder what this does? (rare)
Color Pie Infringement (uncommon)
Summertime (uncommon)
Rewording (uncommon)
Black Widow (common)
playable common removal (common)
Bork (common)
Screeching Curd (common)
! (common)
Pearl Curd (common)
Loyal Sycophant (common)
Quizzical Axe (common)
Space Chimp (common)
Randomize (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
JRR (token)