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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Nicknamery
{6}{u}{r}
 
 R 
Enchantment
{1}{u}: Change the name of target creature to a name of your choice, this creature becomes Nicknamed
Whenever an opponent doesn't use the Nicknamed creature's new name, shock them, unless they allow you to draw a card
Noogie
{b}{r}
 
 U 
Instant – Urge
Target opponent gets a noogie, if they cry, they have to give you $5.00 CAD or concede the game
Psychotic Arsonist
{3}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Pyromancer
When Psychotic Arsonist enters the battlefield it deals 2 damage to target creature or player
Madness {2}{r} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)
2/2
Hungry Hungry Hippo
{3}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Hippo
Hungry 5 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put five +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.)
{1}{b/g}: Hungry Hungry Hippo gains landwalk this turn.
The best card in Perdonia and Templecrash.
5/5
Gift of Power
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Power enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Deathtouch.
Hellhound
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Demon Hound
Haste
2/2
Feign Death
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target creature. Return it to the battlefield under it's owners control at the end of turn.
Rapid Rabbit
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit Beast
Super haste, Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Rapid Rabbit up to two inches.)
2/1
Flute
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {5}
Equipped creature has +18/+0 and has Hexproof
Dragonballer
Z
 
 C 
Creature – Anime-Protagonist
You may have any number of cards named Dragonballer in your deck
{t}: Combine Dragonballer with another card named Dragonballer, put a Fusion counter on Dragonballer
When there are 9001 or more Fusion counters on Dragonballer you win the game and all opponents binge watch each episode of target Anime
Red Bandana
{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is Red in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from red, and gets +1/+0 for each Red creature in play

Red creatures have protection from the equipped creature
Hamster
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat Boar
{t}: Sacrifice Hamster, create one Beef Jerky token, then draw a card
1/1
Jellyfish
{1}{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Jellyfish
{3}{r}, Remove Jellyfish from combat: Jellyfish deals 1 damage to any target.
Tap an untapped Plant you control, {t}: Create a Jellyfish Jam artifact Food token.
2/1
Merci
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
You gain 1 life. Then, repeat this process twice.
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Astronaut
 T 
Token Creature – Human Astronaut
Planeswalk
2/2

Nicknamery (rare)
Noogie (uncommon)
Psychotic Arsonist (uncommon)
Hungry Hungry Hippo (uncommon)
Gift of Power (common)
Hellhound (common)
Feign Death (common)
Rapid Rabbit (common)
Flute (common)
Dragonballer (common)
Red Bandana (common)
Hamster (common)
Jellyfish (common)
Merci (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Astronaut (token)