[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Feign Death    C  Instant Destroy target creature. Return it to the battlefield under it's owners control at the end of turn.	Sludge Surf    R  Land Sludge Surf enters the battlefield tapped : Add , or , : Target player gets a Poison counter	Do the Splits    U  Instant Rip target creature into two pieces Split the Winnings    U  Instant Until end of turn, if you win the game, you may make any number of targets also win	Waiting    U  Enchantment Player's may not take extra turns
Drucaquerunami    U  Legendary Creature – Drucaquerunami Islandwalk Lands are Islands Drucaquerunami gets +1/+1 for each Island 1/1	Amooza!    C  Artifact – Food , Sacrifice Amooza!, Say "Amooza!!" as loud as you can: You gain 5 life	Hot Dog    C  Creature – Wolf Elemental Firebreathing (: +1/+0 until end of turn), Haste The Hot Dogs lived happily from the beginning of time, that was until Humans came around... 2/2	Hamboi    C  Creature – Boar : Sacrifice Hamboi, create two Beef Jerky tokens 1/1
Blue Bandana    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from blue, and gets +0/+1 for each blue creature in play Blue creatures have protection from the equipped creature	Bag of Cheetos    C  Artifact – Food Bag of Cheetos is Orange : Eat a Cheeto, then discard a card and lose 2 life	Munkii    C  Creature – Ape WTF 2/3	Spank    C  Instant Spank pings target Child Draw a card
Deckbox    C  Artifact Storage 2 (As long as there are two or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed. : Choose a card on Deckbox and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Deckbox for at least one turn.)	Tint    C  Instant Change target mana symbol to another mana symbol that is next to it on the color wheel, do this only if there are 16777216 permanents in all zones with exactly 16777216 mana symbols of the chosen color	Wheatfarm    B  Basic Land : Add , then you gain 1 life	Cigarette  T  Token Artifact Smoke – , Sacrifice Cigarette, Pretend to Smoke for 2.25 seconds: Put a -0/-1 counter on target creature and put a Guilt counter on each of it's Parent creatures. If four or more -0/-1 counters are put on a creature this way, it gains Deathtouch

Feign Death (common, foil)
Sludge Surf (rare)
Do the Splits // Split the Winnings (uncommon)
Waiting (uncommon)
Drucaquerunami (uncommon)
Amooza! (common)
Hot Dog (common)
Hamboi (common)
Blue Bandana (common)
Bag of Cheetos (common)
Munkii (common)
Spank (common)
Deckbox (common)
Tint (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Cigarette (token)