[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Choose one:
-Artifacts you control have Storage 2 until end of turn -Creatures you control get +2/+1 and gain First Strike and Haste until end of turn |
![]() ![]() : Gain 1 life for each creature you control1/1
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![]() : Look at the top X cards of your library, you may reveal an artifact card from among them with converted mana cost X or less and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.1/2
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Flying, Haste
![]() : Blue Jellyfish deals 2 damage to any target
Tap two untapped Plant creatures you control: Create a Blue Jellyfish Jam artifact Food token 2/2
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Haste, Flying
2/1
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Hexproof
: Pray, if you feel happy, gain 1 life1/1
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do it!!!
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, Tap two Rogues you control: Steal a card from an opponent's hand |
: Tap target Gold permanent, you may draw a card, if you do, discard a card2/1
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Target creature becomes a 0/1 Shadow creature until end of turn, it gains "This creature cannot tap or be the target of spells or abilities"
And with a flick of the wizards hand, i became a shadow
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Pay
where X is 159 minus your IQ: Scry 100 then draw a card
Spells or abilities that would make you pay money are countered Spells or abilities that would make you eat, make you eat Ramen or Kraft Dinner instead 1/1
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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is blue in addition to it's other colors |
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Trample, Reach
4/4
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Whenever a creature spell is cast, take a picture of your naked body and post it on Facebook
Lily Vester has still been silent about the release of these shocking, and somewhat arousing images
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Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.-1/2500
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, Sacrifice Golden Egg: You gain 5 life, then target opponent gives you $5.00 CAD, if they don't, you gain 10 life instead |
Boxing Day
(rare)
Miracle Worker
(uncommon)
Codename: Diving
(uncommon)
Blue Jellyfish
(uncommon)
Restless Soul
(common)
Nun
(common)
You better damn read these cards
(common)
Thievery
(common)
Gold Looter
(common)
Cast to Shadow
(common)
Broke College Student
(common)
Blue Aura
(common)
Huge Man
(common)
Leaked Nudes
(common)
Draconic Dragon
(basic)
Golden Egg
(token)



: Gain 1 life for each creature you control
: Blue Jellyfish deals 2 damage to any target
: Pray, if you feel happy, gain 1 life


POIN
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.