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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Scandinavian Dog
{w/g}{s}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
Vigilance
{t}: Björk
2/3
 
Explosive Diarrhea
{5}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Sorcery
Defecate 7 (Exile seven cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). If you do, destroy target permanent with converted mana cost 7 or less.
Bogatog
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Atog
Lifelink
Sacrifice a Swamp: +1/+0 and Deathtouch until end of turn
2/1
Wet Willie
{u}{r}
 
 U 
Instant – Urge
Target opponent gets a wet willie, if they cry, they have to give you $5.00 CAD, or concede the game
Gee's Pub
{2}{b/g}
 
 U 
Legendary Artifact – Structure
Drunk Habitat
{t}: Create a Beer token.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {b}{g}. If you do, you gain 2 life for each creature inhabiting this structure.
Furrytize
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is a Furry in addition to it's other types until end of turn
They are corrupting our children!
Growth
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put twenty +1/+1 counters on target creature you control
Lockpicker
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Rogue Raider
Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
1/1
Poopy Fart
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Gift of Fortune
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Fortune enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Lifelink
Zoom
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Split Second
Choose one:
-Skip the next step or phase of target player's turn
-Target spell or ability on the stack resolves, all other spells or abilities on the stack do not resolve, for each spell or ability that does not resolve this way, pay {1} or lose 1 life
Rektfeaster
{1}{w/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Horror
Whenever something get's Rekt, choose one:
-You gain 2 life
-Rektfeaster drains 1 to any target
Egg Yolk
{y}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
Tap a yellow creature you control, Sacrifice Egg Yolk: Gain half of a life
Vegetal Bepis
{u}{b}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food Unspeakable
Cast Vegetal Bepis only if you are going to kill yourself after it is sacrificed

Pay two of the following: {u}, {b}, or {g}: Sacrifice Vegetal Bepis, gain 2 life, lose the game, then kill yourself
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Pig
 T 
Creature – Boar
2/2

Scandinavian Dog (common, foil)
Explosive Diarrhea (rare)
Bogatog (uncommon)
Wet Willie (uncommon)
Gee's Pub (uncommon)
Furrytize (common)
Growth (common)
Lockpicker (common)
Poopy Fart (common)
Gift of Fortune (common)
Zoom (common)
Rektfeaster (common)
Egg Yolk (common)
Vegetal Bepis (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Pig (token)