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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Watermark Rosewatermark
{u}{u}{u}{r}{g}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Human Gamer
Watermark Rosewatermark has every Watermark.
{t}: Create a card with a watermark, put it into your hand.
2/100
Psychotic Arsonist
{3}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Pyromancer
When Psychotic Arsonist enters the battlefield it deals 2 damage to target creature or player
Madness {2}{r} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)
2/2
Etanod
{1}{u}{u}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Etanod
Whenever you give money, win those many games
3/3
Hellbent Topdecker
{1}{r}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Idiot
Hellbent – Hellbent Topdecker gets +3/+3 and gains Haste
3/3
Yutt
{w/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Yutt
2/2
Teddy Bear
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Bear Demon
I watch you when you sleep, soon I will eat your face
2/2
Lava Spitter
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Lizard
{r}, Sacrifice Lava Spitter: It deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
2/1
Sunrise
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
It becomes Morning.
French Vanilla Guy
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
First Strike
2/3
Meta
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Say something meta or break character, if you do, draw a card
Pickle
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Pickle, gain 1 life, instead gain 2 life if you have drunken vinegar today
Leperboi
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Leper
{t}: Sacrifice any amount of Leperboi, discard a card for each square centimeter sacrificed this way
1/1
NeverWet
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target thing becomes Hydrophobic until end of turn
At the beginning of your upkeep, gain $2500.00 for each YouTuber you control
Growth
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put twenty +1/+1 counters on target creature you control
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Bozo
 T 
Token Creature – Human Drunk Clown
Whenever a Beer Token enters the battlefield under your control, Bozo gets +2/+2 until end of turn
5/5

Watermark Rosewatermark (rare)
Psychotic Arsonist (uncommon)
Etanod (uncommon)
Hellbent Topdecker (uncommon)
Yutt (common)
Teddy Bear (common)
Lava Spitter (common)
Sunrise (common)
French Vanilla Guy (common)
Meta (common)
Pickle (common)
Leperboi (common)
NeverWet (common)
Growth (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Bozo (token)