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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Boxing Day
{1}{w}{u}
 
 R 
Legendary Sorcery
Choose one:
-Artifacts you control have Storage 2 until end of turn
-Creatures you control get +2/+1 and gain First Strike and Haste until end of turn
Impacting Meteor
 
 U 
Land
When Impacting Meteor enters the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to target creature
{t}: Add {c}
Wildstyle
{1}{g}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All Beasts have +1/+1
Monocolorism
{w}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
When Monocolorism enters the battlefield, exile all multicolored permanent
Whenever a multicolored permanent enters the battlefield, exile it
Quill
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
Quill is White
When Quill enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 1 damage to a Bird you control, if you don't, exile it
{b}{t}, Tap an untapped blue Human you control with converted mana cost 6 or greater: Create one two-hundredth of a Book token
Jury Duty
{3}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant white or blue creature

Enchanted creature leaves the battlefield, and enters the Jury Bench

Whenever a black spell resolves, player's may vote to give the spell's controller a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem, then remove all creatures from the Jury Bench
Bad Yh
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Yh
Deathtouch
Evil and Evils get -1/-1
The offspring of the Vils, the Yhs killed their fathers and yearn to be the Worstestest
1/1
Son of a Pirate
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Pirateson
When Son of a Pirate enters the battlefield, target Pirate you control is Son of a Pirate's Parent for as long as Son of a Pirate remains in play
1/1
Noob
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
1/1
Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises
{9}{b}{b}{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Teenager Mutant Ninja Turtle Pirateson
Haste, Menace, Trample, Deathtouch, Vigilance
When Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enters the battlefield create three tokens that are copies of it
2.13/2.13
Candy Bar!
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Candy Bar!, eat a food item containing more than 90% of your daily value of sugar
Bull's Eye
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is the target of all spells and abilities
Yolk Yokel
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Egg Farmer
{t}: Create a 0/1 white and green Egg creature token with Defender
1/1
Dudeism
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Human
Enchanted Human gains "{w}{w}: Take a puff, if you don't cough, create a 1/1 white Dude creature token"
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Twitterbyrd
 T 
Token Creature
Flying
{3}, Tweet: Draw a card
1/1

Boxing Day (rare)
Impacting Meteor (uncommon)
Wildstyle (uncommon)
Monocolorism (uncommon)
Quill (common)
Jury Duty (common)
Bad Yh (common)
Son of a Pirate (common)
Noob (common)
Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises (common)
Candy Bar! (common)
Bull's Eye (common)
Yolk Yokel (common)
Dudeism (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Twitterbyrd (token)