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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Nun
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Hexproof
{w/b}: Pray, if you feel happy, gain 1 life
1/1
 
Pollution
{5}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Sorcery
Destroy all lands, and green creatures
Each player loses 10 life, and gets 5 poison counters
Blabbering Beebles
{2}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Beeble
Blabbering Beebles is Unblockable if defending player has talked this turn

Whenever Blabbering Beebles deals combat damage to a player, you may talk for 15 minutes, if you do, deal half of a damage to target player for each sentence you pronounce properly
3/2
Summertime
{3}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Creatures can't attack, and black spells cant be cast
At the beginning of your Upkeep, put a Fun counter on Summertime
When there are 5 or more Fun counters on Summertime, sacrifice it, all players win the game
Skinnydippery
{u}{u}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Whenever an Island enters the battlefield, it gains Habitat until end of turn, it's controller may have up to three creatures they control Inhabit it, then remove them at the end of turn
Leperboi
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Leper
{t}: Sacrifice any amount of Leperboi, discard a card for each square centimeter sacrificed this way
1/1
Pinecone
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Plant
{g}{g}{g}{t}: Sacrifice Pinecone, create two copies of Pinecone except they are tokens
Gift of Learning
{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Learning enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Flying
Thief
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Rogue
Pay 5 life, {t}: Steal target card from another player's hand
1/1
Thinker
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Alien
{t}: Scry 1
{4}{t}: Draw a card
Their planet is hall after hall of still Thinker, this is how their race survived
1/1
Restless Soul
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Haste, Flying
2/1
Stinkify
{b/g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put a Stink counter on target Smelly card
Feed
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature loses Hungry
Pen15 Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
All creatures with nudity in their art have +1/+1
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Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
PoisonVial
 T 
Artifact
{t}: Sacrifice PoisonVial, choose one:
-Target player loses 2 life
-Put a poison counter on target player

Nun (common, foil)
Pollution (rare)
Blabbering Beebles (uncommon)
Summertime (uncommon)
Skinnydippery (uncommon)
Leperboi (common)
Pinecone (common)
Gift of Learning (common)
Thief (common)
Thinker (common)
Restless Soul (common)
Stinkify (common)
Feed (common)
Pen15 Logo (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
PoisonVial (token)