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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Gravity Falls
{5}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 M 
Enchantment – TVShow
Creatures lose flying, and cannot gain flying
Short but sweet
Patience
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Player's may not take extra turns
Butt-Fugly Shacc
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Habitat
{b}: Create three 1/1 black Insect creature tokens with haste. Activate this ability only if a creature is inhabiting this structure.
Creatures inhabiting this structure get -1/-1.
At the beginning of your end step, you lose 1 life for each creature inhabiting this structure. Then, if you have lost 6 or more life this turn, transform Butt-Fugly Shacc.
Gorgeous Mansion
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Habitat
Whenever you would gain life, you gain thrice that much life instead.
{t}: Target player may give you $X.00 CAD, where X is thrice your life total. If they don't, they lose the game.
The Boss Baby
{u}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human Baby Swaglord
{1}{u}: Target Child gains Hexproof and Flying this turn.
{1}{b}: Target Child gains Lifelink and Deathtouch this turn.
{1}{r}: Target Child gains Haste and Trample this turn.
{1}{u}{b}{r}: Target player gives you $100.00 CAD.
1/3
Hypocrite
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Donkey
You may activate Gotcha abilities on yourself, though only once per turn
2/2
Number Carrier
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Worker
Whenever you do a Math equation, you may tap Number Carrier, if you do, you may draw a card, Number Carrier doesn't untap at your next untap step
Algae
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant
Defender
Whenever Algae blocks a creature, you may untap a Fish you control
0/1
Bee Syrup
{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Bee Syrup, Say "Honey", then gain 2 life
Pain
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Physically harm your opponent
Eep
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Eep only when a creature you control takes damage.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Louse
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
{2}, Sacrifice Louse: Draw a card
1/1
Cringe
{2}{u/b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever a Weird, Child or Idiot enters the battlefield, tap target creature and Cringe deals 1 damage to it
Bunnyrat
{b/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit Rat
Flash
A deck can have any number of cards named Bunnyrat
When Bunnyrat enters the battlefield, Ripple 100 (When you cast this spell, you may reveal the top one hundred cards of your library. You may cast any revealed cards with the same name as this spell without paying their mana costs. Put the rest on the bottom of your library.)
Bunnyrat's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures that share a name with it you control.
they breed like... oh fuck.
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Ramen
{y}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Ramen, gain 2 life, then discard 2 cards, activate this ability only if you are in college
College sucks...
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Bacon
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Bacon: Gain 100 Life

Gravity Falls (mythic)
Patience (uncommon)
Butt-Fugly Shacc (uncommon)
The Boss Baby (uncommon)
Hypocrite (common)
Number Carrier (common)
Algae (common)
Bee Syrup (common)
Pain (common)
Eep (common)
Louse (common)
Cringe (common)
Bunnyrat (common)
Ramen (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Bacon (token)