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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Bear Feet
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature cannot attack or block as long as Lands are in play
 
That's gotta hurt
{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Instant
Insult your opponent, if they show signs of being insulted, destroy that player
Rainfall
{2}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All creatures are blue, and may not have their abilities activated
{u}: Destroy target Artifact
Frogg
{g}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Frog
Trample
{g}: +1/-1 until end of turn. Limit of three per turn
{g}: -1/+1 until end of turn. Limit of three per turn
4/4
Detention
{2}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Detain up to four target Child creatures
Sad Clown
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Clown Demon Horror
Deathtouch, Lifelink, Deathlink, Lifetouch
2/2
You better damn read these cards
 
 C 
 
do it!!!
Hax!
{0}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Cast Hax! only if you are playing multiplayer Minecraft

Report target non-hacking player
Deep-Forest Emerald-Skin
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Lizard
Vigilance
3/4
Crab
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Crab
Crab is Red
{1}: Crab has +1/+0 until end of turn
0/1
Hedgehog
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant Boar
{g}{t}: Tap or untap another target plant
1/1
Buzz Lightyear
{3}
 
 C 
Legendary Artifact Creature – Demon Robot Toy
Flying
2/3
Turbulence
{1}{u/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Tap target Artifact Creature Vehicle with Flying
A Fishy Situation
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Create a 2/2 blue Fish creature token with Swimming
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Suicide Bomber
 T 
Token Creature – Human Soldier
{0}: Sacrifice Suicide Bomber, it shocks target creature or Structure
2/3

Bear Feet (common, foil)
That's gotta hurt (rare)
Rainfall (uncommon)
Frogg (uncommon)
Detention (uncommon)
Sad Clown (common)
You better damn read these cards (common)
Hax! (common)
Deep-Forest Emerald-Skin (common)
Crab (common)
Hedgehog (common)
Buzz Lightyear (common)
Turbulence (common)
A Fishy Situation (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Suicide Bomber (token)