[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Devils Devotion    R  Sorcery Submit your soul to Satan, all opponents lose games equal to your devotion to Satan (devotion to Satan is measured in the amount of virgins you have sacrificed)	Let it Go!    U  Instant – Urge As an additional cost to cast Let it Go!, tap target Snow Queen creature you control Choose one: -Target player discards a card -Counter target spell	Timelapse    U  Instant Skip target player's turn	Hurdur's Amusement    U  Sorcery Sacrifice an Orc you control, another target Orc gains Indestructible until end of turn
Jury Duty    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchant white or blue creature Enchanted creature leaves the battlefield, and enters the Jury Bench Whenever a black spell resolves, player's may vote to give the spell's controller a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem, then remove all creatures from the Jury Bench	Space Chimp    C  Creature – Ape Astronaut Flying 1/1	Beggar    C  Creature – Human Citizen : Pacify an untapped creature an opponent controls unless they pay . When they do, create a Treasure token. , : Transform Beggar Spare some change? Spare some change? 1/1 Bagger    C  Creature – Human Worker At the beginning of each turn, put a -1/-1 counter on Bagger and untap it. : Store target artifact Food onto another artifact with Storage and a higher converted mana cost. At the end of each turn, add . I feel 0% better and I just wanna go back to the street... 1/2	Human Sacrifice    C  Sorcery As an additional cost to cast this spell, tap an untapped Volcano you control and sacrifice a Human Target God gets +2/+2 and can't attack until end of turn
Cast to Shadow    C  Instant Target creature becomes a 0/1 Shadow creature until end of turn, it gains "This creature cannot tap or be the target of spells or abilities" And with a flick of the wizards hand, i became a shadow	Wild Soul    C  Creature – Spirit Flying 2/2	Trustling    C  Artifact Creature – Construct At the beginning of your upkeep, if you told a lie that an opponent believed last turn, sacrifice Trustling and add 1/1	Mick's Miner    C  Creature – Human Slave : Add or 2/1
First Guy    C  Creature – Human Internetian Haste 1/1	Backwoodsman    C  Land Creature – Forest Human Farmer Backwoodsman gets +3/+3 as long as you control a Forest, if that Forest is your southernmost Land, Backwoodsman gets an additional +2/+2 2/2	Grainforest    B  Basic Land : Add and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.	Bruce Willis  T  Token Creature – Human Swaglord 8/8

Devils Devotion (rare)
Let it Go! (uncommon)
Timelapse (uncommon)
Hurdur's Amusement (uncommon)
Jury Duty (common)
Space Chimp (common)
Beggar (common)
Human Sacrifice (common)
Cast to Shadow (common)
Wild Soul (common)
Trustling (common)
Mick's Miner (common)
First Guy (common)
Backwoodsman (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Bruce Willis (token)