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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Taryon Darrington
{3}{w}{u}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Human Artificer
When Taryon Darrington enters the battlefield, create a legendary 4/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token with Indestructible and Trample named Doty.
{3}{c}: Create a copy of target artifact. It gains Hexproof this turn.
1/2
Jediism
{1}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant white or blue creature

Enchanted creature gains "{w}{u}: Be quiet for 6 seconds, for each time you have a non-sexual thought, gain 2 life"
Sithism
{1}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant red or black creature

Enchanted creature gains "{r}{b}: Be loud for 4 seconds, for each time you say something sexual, target player loses 4 life"
Oldfashionedism
{4}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
{2}{w}: Destroy a creature with less than four age counters on it
First World Problem
{0}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Sacrifice a white creature you control, create X spam tokens where X is the sacrificed creatures converted mana cost
Funny Dirb
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dirb
Bonk: Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.)
1/1
Gulltist
{u/b}{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Aven Minion
1/1
Thievery
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
{b}, Tap two Rogues you control: Steal a card from an opponent's hand
Alphabet Soup
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Add {r} or {g} and gain 2 life
Whenever Alphabet Soup becomes tapped, choose a letter
At the end of each turn, if you control a permanent with all the chosen letters in it's name, draw seven cards and gain 7 life. If not, sacrifice Alphabet Soup, discard seven cards and lose 7 life
Energy Engine
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Engine
{t}: {e}
common 500 again i guess hecc
 
 C 
 
Love Dove
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying, Lifelink
2/2
Strawberry Cheesecake
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Strawberry Cheesecake, gain 5 life, activate this ability only if you have lost more than $99.99 CAD this turn
Print
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a Book token
Imprint
{1}
 
 C 
Instant
Imprint
Lmao
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a 1/1 LmaoAlien token with Hexproof
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Beer
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Beer, gain 2 life

Taryon Darrington (mythic)
Jediism // Sithism (uncommon)
Oldfashionedism (uncommon)
First World Problem (uncommon)
Funny Dirb (common)
Gulltist (common)
Thievery (common)
Alphabet Soup (common)
Energy Engine (common)
common 500 again i guess hecc (common)
Love Dove (common)
Strawberry Cheesecake (common)
Print // Imprint (common)
Lmao (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Beer (token)