[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Draw cards until you draw a Male Human creature card, if you do not, you lose the game
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Each player discards their hand
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Lifelink
Sacrifice a Swamp: +1/+0 and Deathtouch until end of turn 2/1
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White, blue and elemental creatures get +1/+1 and gain Flying
Whenever you roll
, pay then choose one:
-Return X creatures to their owners hands -Exile X creatures until end of turn |
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Frame for Crime deals damage to any target equal to thrice the number of things on the Jury Bench
Target Frame becomes another target Frame until end of turn
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Whenever Roodawlf attacks, sacrifice him unless you say "Hurr durr i has a tomato nose hurr durr" in an annoying voice
A retarded deer who was abandoned in the cold, Santa Claus rescued him and gave him an internship as the sleigh's fumesucker. He is given nothing but healthcare to treat his stupidity
1/1
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: Sacrifice any amount of Leperboi, discard a card for each square centimeter sacrificed this way1/1
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Child Habitat
You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure. Cook PoisonVial – ![]() (![]() : Create a PoisonVial token)
, Sacrifice a creature inhabiting Witch's Oven: You gain 6 life. |
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Gain 5 life
Miracle ![]() |
Equip
Equipped creature has +4/+0 and Reach When equipped creature deals lethal damage to a source, give it a timeout and 5 years of counselling |
Flying
: Another target creature with converted mana cost 3 or less gains Flying until end of turn1/1
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Bag of Cheetos is Orange
: Eat a Cheeto, then discard a card and lose 2 life |
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Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn
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Nightwatch costs
less to cast if it's Nighttime
Look at target players hand. |
: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
Sacrifice Sound Cloud: You gain 1 life and Sound Cloud pings any target
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Manhunt
(rare)
All with Nothing
(uncommon)
Bogatog
(uncommon)
Air Plane
(uncommon)
Frame for Crime // Frameshift
(common)
Roodawlf
(common)
Leperboi
(common)
Witch's Oven
(common)
Miracle
(common)
NERF Gun
(common)
Air Elemelon
(common)
Bag of Cheetos
(common)
Booster Shot
(common)
Nightwatch
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
Sound Cloud
(token)




, pay
then choose one:
: Sacrifice any amount of Leperboi, discard a card for each square centimeter sacrificed this way
