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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Gamerfunk
{x}{b}
 
 R 
Sorcery
Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn. If one or more Gamers would die this way, exile them instead.
Yu-Gi-Oh Tournament – Overload {x}{x}{b}{b} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change its text by replacing all instances of "target" with "each.")
Family Tree
{1}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Treefolk
Whenever you populate, put a +1/+1 counter on Family Tree.
2/2
Rormeh, Lazy Alt
{1}{r/b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Rereh Beast Clone
Rormeh, Lazy Alt is always tapped
Wait 5 seconds: Eat a Food card, then, if you burped, you may gain 1 life
1/1
Neil Armstrong
{2}{w}{y}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Astronaut
{t}: Target plane becomes a different target plane until end of turn
Explorer of the Dairy-Lane Galaxy
4/2
Hamboi
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
{t}: Sacrifice Hamboi, create two Beef Jerky tokens
1/1
Nitslave
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Create a Yarn token
{2}{b}: Sacrifice Nitslave and two Yarn tokens, you may play an Equipment from your hand onto the battlefield
1/2
Practical Joke
{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Play a prank on target opponent, if they fall for it, Practical Joke shocks them
Crackhead
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy
Snorting ({g}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
1/1
Dullify
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is Dull until end of turn
Stomposaurus
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dinosaur
At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card.
He mad
7/6
Trustling
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you told a lie that an opponent believed last turn, sacrifice Trustling and add {c}{c}
1/1
Max Health Potion
{u/r}{u/r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Max Health Potion, your life total becomes 20
Laughing Gas
{g}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Sacrifice Laughing Gas, target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat), put an Infect counter on that creature's controller
Knight of the Fort
{2}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Knight
Defender
3/2
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Tiger's Eye
 T 
Token Artifact
{3}{t}: You may cast a spell from your hand with "Roar" in it's name for free

Gamerfunk (rare)
Family Tree (uncommon)
Rormeh, Lazy Alt (uncommon)
Neil Armstrong (uncommon)
Hamboi (common)
Nitslave (common)
Practical Joke (common)
Crackhead (common)
Dullify (common)
Stomposaurus (common)
Trustling (common)
Max Health Potion (common)
Laughing Gas (common)
Knight of the Fort (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Tiger's Eye (token)