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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 U 
Artifact – Plant Structure
Idiot and Plant Habitat
You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure.
{u}: Tap an Idiot inhabiting this structure.
Tap an untapped Plant inhabiting this structure: Add {g}.
 
 R 
Artifact
Treasure Chest is Gold
Storage 4 (As long as there are four or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Treasure Chest and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Treasure Chest for at least one turn.) for artifacts.
 U 
Enchantment Creature
Pog Collection's power and toughness are equal to the number of Pogs you own
Talk to lawyer Morty, he's lit af
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 U 
Instant
Play a game of Football with your opponents, teams are decided by a vote, majority wins.

Each player that wins the game, draws two cards
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human Author
{t}: Create a book token
{1}{r}{r}{t}: All uninhabiting creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain Trample until end of turn
The author of Life: Homeless
1/1
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Hopeful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
You gain 3 life and untap target creature you control with converted mana cost 3 or less
 C 
Creature – Human
1/1
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature you don't own {6}
You control equipped creature
{3}: Equippee gets +2/+0 or +0/+2 until end of turn.
 C 
Creature – Bird Troll
Flying
{t}: Create a Spam token
1/2
 C 
Creature – Human Fighter
Kicker {r}
When Kickboxer enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, it gets +1/+1 and gains Haste until end of turn
1/1
 C 
Creature – Human Peasant
{1}{g}, {t}: Trade Block (You and target opponent each put a Block card from your hands into the other player's hand.)
2/2
 C 
Creature – Bear Elemental
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
2/2
{w/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Yutt
2/2
 C 
Instant
Destroy target land or creature
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
 T 
Token Creature
Flying
{3}, Tweet: Draw a card
1/1

Hedge Maze (uncommon, foil)
Treasure Chest (rare)
Pog Collection (uncommon)
Touchdown! (uncommon)
Ho Bobum (uncommon)
Hopeful Dream (common)
Vanilla Guy (common)
Leash (common)
Spammingbyrd (common)
Kickboxer (common)
MC Villager (common)
Water Bear (common)
Yutt (common)
Pinkhole (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Twitterbyrd (token)