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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Israphel
{3}{w}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – ???
Indestructible
Whenever Israphel attacks, create a Tainted Sand token with "Sacrifice this token: Put an Infect counter on target player"
5/5
Swiper, He who Swipes
{2}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Fox Demon Rogue
Swiper, He who Swipes is Orange
{t}: Steal target card from an opponent's hand and put it into yours
{6}, Say "Swiper no swiping!": Put a Destruction counter on Swiper, only opponents may activate this ability, and only once per turn
If there are three or more Destruction counters on Swiper, sacrifice it and lose 2 life
2/3
Gem of Rekt
{2}
 
 U 
Enchantment Artifact
Whenever a player loses the game or is destroyed, they are Rekt instead
Tetherball Effect
{2}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Force
Whenever a spell that targets an opponent resolves, Tetherball Effect creates a copy of it, that targets it's caster
OCDManiac
{3}{w}{u}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
When OCDManiac enters the battlefield choose a number
If you don't have a number of cards in your hand equal to the chosen number, sacrifice OCDManiac and do three tics
1/1
The MRS
{x}
 
 C 
Legendary Basic Running Gag Cardset – God Being of Ultimate Power
X is equal to the number of cards in this cardset
When The MRS enters the battlefield, for the remainder of the universe, players who make cards lose 2 life.
X/X
Hot Dog
{g}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Wolf Elemental
Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn), Haste
The Hot Dogs lived happily from the beginning of time, that was until Humans came around...
2/2
Witch's Oven
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Child Habitat
You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure.
Cook PoisonVial – {1}{b} ({1}{b}: Create a PoisonVial token)
{t}, Sacrifice a creature inhabiting Witch's Oven: You gain 6 life.
Silk Dress
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Human Female
Equipped Human Female has Hexproof
Gift of Passion
{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Passion enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Haste.
Backpack
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains Storage 2
Fly Swatter
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature
Equipped creature has "{1}{t}: Destroy target insect with Flying"
Nick Naomi
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Clone
All spells and abilities that target creature's you control, target Nick Naomi instead
{1}{u}: Change Nick Naomi's name
Whenever an opponent mispronounces Nick Naomi's name, you may counter target spell, if you do, draw a card
1/2
Bear Feet
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature cannot attack or block as long as Lands are in play
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Monster
 T 
Token Creature – Monster
Deathtouch, Trample, Infect
8/8

Israphel (mythic)
Swiper, He who Swipes (uncommon)
Gem of Rekt (uncommon)
Tetherball Effect (uncommon)
OCDManiac (common)
The MRS (common)
Hot Dog (common)
Witch's Oven (common)
Silk Dress (common)
Gift of Passion (common)
Backpack (common)
Fly Swatter (common)
Nick Naomi (common)
Bear Feet (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Monster (token)