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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
{2}{w}{b}
 
 R 
Creature – Human Advisor
Royal (Elitist is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
{t}: Tap target creature with less than $10.00 CAD on it, Elitist deal's X damage to it's controller, then you gain X life, where X is it's converted mana cost
1/4
{g}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Farmer Horror
{t}: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender, then pop a pill
2/2
Farmacist
{u}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Cleric Horror
{t}: Create a colorless Prescription artifact token, then eat a carrot
2/2
 U 
Sorcery
Choose one:
– Put target permanent on the top of it's owners library
– Search target player's library for a card and put it onto the top of their library, then shuffle.
 U 
Artifact – Delectable
{t}: Sacrifice Candy Apple, gain 3 life, untap a child you control, activate this ability only if you have eaten sugar this turn
 C 
Artifact
Nemcatcher's Net enters the battlefield tapped
{11}, {t}, Sacrifice Nemcatcher's Net: Target Faerie you don't own or control gets +3/+3 and it's owner gains 45 life. It deals damage equal to it's power to you, twice.
{6}{3}
 
 C 
Creature – Embodiement
Males are females and lose male type and females are males and lose female type
6/3
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice one eighth of Pepperoni Pizza, draw a card, then gain 2 life if the drawn card was the color of a pizza topping you have eaten in the past 24 hours
{w/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Cow Coward
(Cowards cannot block)
Cowardice (Whenever a creature with a higher cost, power, or toughness than this creature enters the battlefield, exile Cowward thrice and lose 100 life.)
0/1
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {1}
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has "Whenever this creature blocks or is blocked by a dull creature (a creature is dull if it has greater toughness than power) this creature shocks them"
{b}{y}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie Insect
Flying
2/1
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Cheesecake, gain 1 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $49.99 CAD in the last fifteen seconds
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant permanent
Enchanted permanent is white, may not attack or block, is an Angel in addition to it's other types, and has "{t}: Eat something with sugar, gain 1 life"
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is Red in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from red, and gets +1/+0 for each Red creature in play

Red creatures have protection from the equipped creature
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target Cat. You gain 3 life
Eat Cat costs {1} less to cast if you are Asian and consent to this stereotype
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
 T 
Token Artifact Creature – Food Monster
{t}, Pay 1 life: Target player loses 1 life
0/2

Elitist (rare)
Pharmer // Farmacist (uncommon)
Falter of Fate (uncommon)
Candy Apple (uncommon)
Nemcatcher's Net (common)
Rule 63 (common)
Pepperoni Pizza (common)
Cowward (common)
Dull Dagger (common)
Zombee (common)
Cheesecake (common)
Sweet (common)
Red Bandana (common)
Eat Cat (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Monsterella (token)