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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 M 
Legendary Creature – Curd Genius
{0}: Win everything
Ignore Wewe Yob-Gib (it does not exist)
3/3
 U 
Legendary Creature – Anime-Protagonist Plant Boar
Sonic Fastboi is Blue.
Jump Boost 4 ({e}: Move Sonic Fastboi up to four inches.), flash, super haste
3/2
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature becomes the target of a black or green spell or ability, if it would die, return it to it's owners hand instead and create a Barf token
 U 
Sorcery
Choose one:
– Put target permanent on the top of it's owners library
– Search target player's library for a card and put it onto the top of their library, then shuffle.
 C 
Creature – Germ
Protection from everything
0/1
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Blue Mana Potion: Target creature you control gains "{t}: Draw half X cards rounded up", where X is that creature's converted mana cost
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, if it is a double-faced card, transform it
 C 
Instant
You gain control of target thing that you own.
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Cat
Haste
Whenever Hellcat attacks, sacrifice it and it deals 1 damage to you.
3/1
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature you don't own {6}
You control equipped creature
{3}: Equippee gets +2/+0 or +0/+2 until end of turn.
 C 
Artifact
GamBling is Gold
{0}: Add {w}{w} or {b}{b} only if you earned money this turn and only once each turn
 C 
Instant
As Get Rekt is cast, any player may pay {2} to counter it

Target player gets Rekt
 C 
Basic Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Basic Bacon: Gain 100 life
 C 
Instant – Urge
Target creature gets +6/+0 until end of turn
Imma Sheep
{g}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Target creature has power and toughness of 2/2 until end of turn
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Gain 2 life, gain 4 life instead if you've consumed sugar today

Wewe Yob-Gib (mythic)
Sonic Fastboi (uncommon)
Gag Reflex (uncommon)
Falter of Fate (uncommon)
Tardigrade (common)
Blue Mana Potion (common)
Evolve (common)
Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving) (common)
Hellcat (common)
Leash (common)
GamBling (common)
Get Rekt (common)
Basic Bacon (common)
Beep Beep // Imma Sheep (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Cake (token)