[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Other non-Advisor Golems get -13/-13
Whenever another Golem dies, create five Gold tokens The Golmicaar is a senate of golems lol
13/13
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Swiper, He who Swipes is Orange
: Steal target card from an opponent's hand and put it into yours
, Say "Swiper no swiping!": Put a Destruction counter on Swiper, only opponents may activate this ability, and only once per turn
If there are three or more Destruction counters on Swiper, sacrifice it and lose 2 life 2/3
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Equip Equipment
Equipped Equipment gains "Equipped creature has +0/+4 and Last Strike" |
When Shame enters the battlefield, choose target creature and create it's Soulform (To create a creature's Soulform, create a token that is a copy of that creature except it's a white Spirit in addition to it's other colors and types.).
: Destroy the chosen creature and all creatures that share a name with it. Any player may activate this ability any time they could cast a sorcery. |
![]() : Transform Raw EggSacrifice Cooked Egg: Gain 2 life
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Create a Book token
Imprint
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Cast Vegetal Bepis only if you are going to kill yourself after it is sacrificed
Pay two of the following: , , or : Sacrifice Vegetal Bepis, gain 2 life, lose the game, then kill yourself |
Bonk: Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.)
1/1
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: Create a Yarn token
![]() : Sacrifice Nitslave and two Yarn tokens, you may play an Equipment from your hand onto the battlefield1/2
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: Say a haiku, if all players like it, you may Scry 3 |
Haste
![]() : Jinjurrbred Man breeds with another card named Jinjurrbred Man2/1
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At the beginning of your upkeep, if you told a lie that an opponent believed last turn, sacrifice Trustling and add
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Put endless comments on Comment dump
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0: Put a Loyalty counter on Jace
-999: Destroy Jace. Then, draw a card for each person you have hurt in your lifetime. 1
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As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life |
Sacrifice Blue Jellyfish Jam: Heal target creature. If a Plant creature is healed this way, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
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Melogg of the Golmicaar
(rare)
Swiper, He who Swipes
(uncommon)
Bayonet
(uncommon)
Shame
(uncommon)
Raw Egg
(common)
Print // Imprint
(common)
Vegetal Bepis
(common)
Funny Dirb
(common)
Nitslave
(common)
Haiku Page
(common)
Jinjurrbred Man
(common)
Trustling
(common)
Comment dump
(common)
Jace, The Puppy Who Was Hit Too Much
(common)
Bay Sick
(basic)
Blue Jellyfish Jam
(token)


: Steal target card from an opponent's hand and put it into yours
, Say "Swiper no swiping!": Put a Destruction counter on Swiper, only opponents may activate this ability, and only once per turn

: Destroy the chosen creature and all creatures that share a name with it. Any player may activate this ability any time they could cast a sorcery.

