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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Lord Schnatter, Bringer of Sustenance
{2}{w}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Human Artificer
Indestructible, Hexproof
Food tokens you control have Indestructible and Hexproof
{3}, {t}: Create a Food token. Creatures you control get +1/+1 this turn for each Food token you control.
{5}, {t}: Transform Lord Schnatter, Bringer of Sustenance.
4/4
Patriarch Johnathan, Harbinger of Reckoning
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – God Cleric
Indestructible, Shroud
{7}, {t}, Sacrifice Patriarch Johnathan, Harbinger of Reckoning and forty Food tokens: Take thirty additional turns after this one.
8/8
Amazing Astronaut
{3}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Genius Astronaut
Spaceflight (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Spaceflight or by Astronauts)
Whenever another Astronaut you control is tapped, you may draw a card for each Genius you control
2/2
Henchantment
{1}{w}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All creatures are Workers in addition to their other types
Hurdur's Throneboi
{1}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Orc Slave
{w/b}: Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.).
{2}{w}{b}: Exile target creature controlled by a player who hasn't Laughed this turn.
2/2
Root Shot
{g}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Deal 3 damage to target flying creature.
Cycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Fyrefoxx
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Fox
{r}: Ping target creature
1/1
Blissful Dream
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Blissful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Each player may untap up to three lands they control.
Fireckzian
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Horror
2/2
Bee Syrup
{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Bee Syrup, Say "Honey", then gain 2 life
Orgganism
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Orgg Germ
Orgganism cannot be blocked except by six or more creatures
1/1
Orgganized
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant library
When Orgganized enters the battlefield, remove all Orgg artifact cards from enchanted library, shuffle it, then put those cards back on top.
Lucky Penny
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Coin
{t}: Put a Luck counter on Lucky Penny
{x}{t}, Remove X Luck counters from Lucky Penny: Add {x}{x}
Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly)
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature. If a white creature is destroyed this way, you gain 3 life.
Rapid Rabbit
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit Beast
Super haste, Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Rapid Rabbit up to two inches.)
2/1
Miracle
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Gain 5 life

Miracle {0}
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Doty
 T 
Legendary Token Artifact Creature – Golem
Indestructible, Trample
4/3

Lord Schnatter, Bringer of Sustenance (mythic)
Amazing Astronaut (uncommon)
Henchantment (uncommon)
Hurdur's Throneboi (uncommon)
Root Shot (common)
Fyrefoxx (common)
Blissful Dream (common)
Fireckzian (common)
Bee Syrup (common)
Orgganism // Orgganized (common)
Lucky Penny (common)
Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly) (common)
Rapid Rabbit (common)
Miracle (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Doty (token)