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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Customian Morphic Lakes
 M 
Plane – Customia
Customian creatures are Shapeshifters in addition to their other types and get +1/+1
Whenever you roll {chaos} you may cast a Customian creature spell from your hand for free
Another Day
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
All players stop playing the game, and continue tomorrow at the same time (this card may not be cast at a time when the same time tomorrow would be on a different day, or different time)
Another Dollar
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Instant
When you cast, choose one:
-It has Strive, Pay half a white mana
-It has Storm
Target opponent gives you $1.00 CAD
Elidocorc
{1}{u}{b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Elidocorc
Elidocorc is the bane of Crocodiles and Alligators
3/3
Double-Edged Dagger
{3}
 
 U 
Artifact
{b}{r}{t}: Until end of turn, whenever you would lose life, Double-Edged Dagger deals 1 damage to target opponent.
"You can stab me in the back, but the pain goes both ways"
-Some cool dude
Navy War
{3}{u}{u}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Choose one:
-All Vehicles you control gain Swimming, Fishing and Reach until end of turn
-Any number of target Vehicles you control, fight any number of target creatures you don't control
Hopeful Dream
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Hopeful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
You gain 3 life and untap target creature you control with converted mana cost 3 or less
RnM Fanboi
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
When RnM Fanboi enters the battlefield it becomes your choice of a Genius or an Idiot for the remainder of the game
Infect
RnM Fanboi may not lose or gain types while it is in play, if RnM Fanboi leaves play, remove RnM Fanboi from play, RnM Fanboi may not return to play for the remainder of the game
2/1
Level Up!
{u/g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature levels up
Stack Clog
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Unspeakable
Split Second
Stack Clog does not resolve
{b}{g}: Eat wet hair, and smell dog farts, lose 5 life, Stack Clog resolves, only opponents may activate this ability, and only if Stack Clog is on the stack
Volcano
 
 C 
Land
{t}: Add {r} or {g}, Volcano shocks you
Yolk Folk
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Egg Farmer Worker
{t}: Create two 0/1 white and green Egg creature tokens with Defender
1/1
Red Mana Potion
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Red Mana Potion: Target creature you control gets +X/+0 where X is that creature's converted mana cost
Kek
{w}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.)
Create a Spam token.
Backwoodsman
{3}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Land Creature – Forest Human Farmer
Backwoodsman gets +3/+3 as long as you control a Forest, if that Forest is your southernmost Land, Backwoodsman gets an additional +2/+2
2/2
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Clone
 T 
Creature – Clone
{2}{u}: Clone becomes another target creature of your choice until end of turn
1/1

Customian Morphic Lakes (mythic)
Another Day // Another Dollar (uncommon)
Elidocorc (uncommon)
Double-Edged Dagger (uncommon)
Navy War (common)
Hopeful Dream (common)
RnM Fanboi (common)
Level Up! (common)
Stack Clog (common)
Volcano (common)
Yolk Folk (common)
Red Mana Potion (common)
Kek (common)
Backwoodsman (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Clone (token)