[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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General Grievous gets +2/+1 for each Equipment attached to it.
Whenever General Grievous attacks, other attacking Robots you control get +1/+0 and gain Reach this turn. 4/2
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Any number of target colors are target colors of your choice
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Cook Bread –
( : Create a Bread token)
Whenever a Food token enters the battlefield under your control, add .2/2
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: gain 2 life, then read a dank memedanksos
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![]() ![]() : Draw a card, and then eat a spoonful of anything an opponent gives you in the next thirty seconds, if you're spoon is empty, or you don't swallow, discard a card |
Equip Boar
Equipped Boar has " : Add one mana of any color" |
Trample, Snorting (
: +1/+0 until end of turn)2/2
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Tap target Orc you control, you may put a swamp from your hand onto the battlefield tapped
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When Bitswirl enters the battlefield, draw a card.
A tiny microorganism became the first fish
0/1
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Snorting (
: +1/+0 until end of turn)1/1
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Males are females and lose male type and females are males and lose female type
6/3
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Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
: Choose a card on Hot Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Hot Pocket for at least one turn.)
, Sacrifice Hot Pocket: You gain 3 life and Hot Pocket shocks you. |
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You may have up to six cards in your deck named Dopple Ganger
![]() ![]() : Search your library for another card named Dopple Ganger, Dopple Ganger becomes another target creature of your choice until end of turn2/1
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Habitat, Rental (You may put this card from your onto the battlefield. If you do, put X Rent counters on it, where X is it's converted mana cost.
When this permanent leaves the battlefield, if it has any Rent counters on it, you lose the game. : Remove a Rent counter from this permanent.)
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, they may give you $200.00 CAD for each creature inhabiting this structure. If they don't, they lose the game. |
: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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2/2
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General Grievous
(rare)
Color is the New Color
(uncommon)
Mana Nana
(uncommon)
aplsos
(uncommon)
Spoon (The Utility)
(common)
Boar Ring
(common)
Bull
(common)
get outta me swamp!
(common)
Bitswirl
(common)
Crackhead
(common)
Rule 63
(common)
Hot Pocket
(common)
Dopple Ganger
(common)
Apartment Complex
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Pig
(token)




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: gain 2 life, then read a dank meme
