[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Enchant Equipment
Enchanted Equipment gains "Whenever the creature this Equipment equips kills another creature, it's controller may gain life equal to the killed creature's converted mana cost" |
Exile each Female Thot creature with toughness 4 or greater
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: Put a -1/-1 counter on Moldmonster, you may return a plant from your graveyard to the battlefield as long as it has converted mana cost 2 or less4/4
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When Changeling Propagandist enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
![]() , : You gain control of target creature of the chosen type for as long as you control Changeling Propagandist.1/3
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Ancient Vil is Historic
Ancient Vil enters the battlefield with 999999999999999 Age counters on it In the olden days (b4 big bang) there were Vils who were the first evil creatures, they became Evils when the idea for the internet became possible, right when the big bang wiped out their species
1/1
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Equip
Equipped creature gains Storage 2 |
: Sacrifice Hamster, create one Beef Jerky token, then draw a card1/1
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Gain 4 life for each Cow creature you control
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: Add or ![]() 1/2
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Tell a joke, if nobody laughs, you lose the game
CAST ME FER TEH LAWLZ
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Haste, Flying
2/1
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Equip creature
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If the former Equip cost was paid, equipped creature is an Advisor. If the latter was paid, equipped creature is a Musician. |
, Tap three untapped Human Gamer Evils you control: Exile target non-white non-male player5/5
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: Pacify an untapped creature an opponent controls unless they pay . When they do, create a Treasure token.
, : Transform BeggarSpare some change? Spare some change?
1/1
At the beginning of each turn, put a -1/-1 counter on Bagger and untap it.
: Store target artifact Food onto another artifact with Storage and a higher converted mana cost.
At the end of each turn, add ![]() .I feel 0% better and I just wanna go back to the street...
1/2
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: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
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Pay an half of a
: Gain 1 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn |
Looting
(rare)
Thot Patrol
(uncommon)
Moldmonster
(uncommon)
Changeling Propagandist
(uncommon)
Ancient Vil
(common)
Backpack
(common)
Hamster
(common)
Moo
(common)
Mick's Crafter
(common)
Do it for the LOLS
(common)
Restless Soul
(common)
Microphone
(common)
Unwelcoming Playgroups
(common)
Beggar
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Moon Pie
(token)



: Put a -1/-1 counter on Moldmonster, you may return a plant from your graveyard to the battlefield as long as it has converted mana cost 2 or less


, Tap three untapped Human Gamer Evils you control: Exile target non-white non-male player