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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Weeb
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
{6}{t}: You may play an Anime Protagonist card from your hand
1/1
 
Root Prison
{1}{g}
 
 R 
Instant
Prevent all damage that would be dealt by creatures this turn.

Draw a card
Preferability
{2}{u}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, they may ask an opponent a would you rather question, if the opponent answers honestly, does not laugh, or show discomfort, they may both draw a card
Bogatog
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Atog
Lifelink
Sacrifice a Swamp: +1/+0 and Deathtouch until end of turn
2/1
Spidget Finner
{0}
 
 U 
Artifact
{t}: Spin Spidget Finner, if it spins more than 720 degrees and doesn't fall or touch any other cards, add one mana of any color for each dank meme you've read this turn
Boost
{u/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Open a booster pack, you may put a card from among it into your hand, then shuffle the dirty remains
Gotta Go Fast!
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Gotta Go Fast! is Blue
Target Anime Protagonist Plant Boar you control gains Flash until end of turn
Green Aura
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is green in addition to it's other colors
Humanize
{1}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Target creature becomes a Human in addition to it's other types.
Sunset
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
It becomes Nighttime.
Strawberry Cheesecake
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Strawberry Cheesecake, gain 5 life, activate this ability only if you have lost more than $99.99 CAD this turn
Iacian Brainiac
{w}{u}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Braniac Citizen
3/3
Leaked Nudes
{4}
 
 C 
Enchantment Artifact
Whenever a creature spell is cast, take a picture of your naked body and post it on Facebook
Lily Vester has still been silent about the release of these shocking, and somewhat arousing images
Swim
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature gains Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) for the next X turns, where X is your deck size
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Blue Jellyfish Jam
 T 
Token Artifact – Food Delectable
Sacrifice Blue Jellyfish Jam: Heal target creature. If a Plant creature is healed this way, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Weeb (common, foil)
Root Prison (rare)
Preferability (uncommon)
Bogatog (uncommon)
Spidget Finner (uncommon)
Boost (common)
Gotta Go Fast! (common)
Green Aura (common)
Humanize (common)
Sunset (common)
Strawberry Cheesecake (common)
Iacian Brainiac (common)
Leaked Nudes (common)
Swim (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Blue Jellyfish Jam (token)