[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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When New York City enters the battlefield, you may pay
. If you don't, sacrifice New York City.
: Add ![]() ![]() to your pool
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() : Sacrifice New York City, win the gameThe Capital of America
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All your creatures are turtles :D
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When Headsplitter Skeleton enters the battlefield, if it is Halloween, destroy target Zombie.
3/3
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Tap target blue creature.
Until end of turn, it becomes 0/1, loses all abilities except that it gains Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming). |
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Habitat
: Create three 1/1 black Insect creature tokens with haste. Activate this ability only if a creature is inhabiting this structure.
Creatures inhabiting this structure get -1/-1. At the beginning of your end step, you lose 1 life for each creature inhabiting this structure. Then, if you have lost 6 or more life this turn, transform Butt-Fugly Shacc. Habitat
Whenever you would gain life, you gain thrice that much life instead. : Target player may give you $X.00 CAD, where X is thrice your life total. If they don't, they lose the game. |
13/13
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Flying
2/2
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When Szechuan Sauce enters the battlefield, watch an episode of Rick and Morty, if you understand it, make a reddit post about it
: Sacrifice Szechuan Sauce, choose one:
-Gain 2 life -Target opponent gives you $2.00 CAD |
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You may have any number of cards named Creepy Pasta in your deck
Creepy Pasta has +1/+1 for each black Food, Horror, or Construct you control ![]() : Discard two cards, activate this ability once every turn or sacrifice all cards named Creepy Pasta from libraries, graveyards, and the battlefield1/1
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Equip Human Female
Equipped Human Female has Hexproof |
: Do a math equation, then draw a card |
Enchanted Artifact or Land has Idiotproof (Permanents with Idiotproof have protection from Idiots)
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Infect, Jump Boost 2 (
: Move Rabid Rabbit up to two inches.)2/1
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Haste, Trample, Vigilance
5/1
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: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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Sacrifice Sound Cloud: You gain 1 life and Sound Cloud pings any target
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New York City
(mythic, foil)
Basically Arcane Adaption
(rare)
Headsplitter Skeleton
(uncommon)
Fish (the Verb)
(uncommon)
Butt-Fugly Shacc
(uncommon)
Teenager
(common)
Wild Soul
(common)
Szechuan Sauce
(common)
Creepy Pasta
(common)
Silk Dress
(common)
Calculator
(common)
Idiotproof
(common)
Rabid Rabbit
(common)
Feminazi
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Sound Cloud
(token)
. If you don't, sacrifice New York City.
: Add 







: Move Rabid Rabbit up to two inches.)