[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Captain America is Jeskai
Vigilance Whenever Captain America blocks a creature, gain 1 life for each other Human you control : Other Humans you control get +1/+1 until end of turn3/3
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, , Sacrifice XMas Present: Draw a card for each creature you control that shares a color with XMas Present |
Hellbent – Hellbent Topdecker gets +3/+3 and gains Haste
3/3
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() : Target player eats a Ghost Pepper, create a black Spirit for each sound of pain they make |
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Equip
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ( , : Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.) |
Equip permanent
Equipped permanent gains Protection from everything except Rogues and Raiders |
Defender
, Sacrifice Wall Nut: You gain 2 life0/2
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Equip Rat
Equipped Rat has " : Uncombine two other target creatures breeding together, breed one of the creatures with this creature, activate this ability only if the creature breeding with this creature is uncombined" |
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Swampwalk
Tap a swamp you control, : Target player loses 1 life1/1
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Split Second
Stack Clog does not resolve ![]() : Eat wet hair, and smell dog farts, lose 5 life, Stack Clog resolves, only opponents may activate this ability, and only if Stack Clog is on the stack |
Defender
Cook Bread – ![]() (![]() : Create a Bread token)1/3
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: Say a haiku, if all players like it, you may Scry 3 |
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Destroy target land or creature
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Suffixed permanent is a white Food in addition to it's other colors and types. It has "
, Sacrifice this permanent: You gain 1 life, you gain 2 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn" |
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life |
1/1
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Captain America
(rare)
XMas Present
(uncommon)
Hellbent Topdecker
(uncommon)
Ghost Pepper
(uncommon)
Ingrown Toenail
(common)
Lock
(common)
Wall Nut
(common)
Gucci Wool Hat
(common)
Dungfeaster
(common)
Stack Clog
(common)
Housewife
(common)
Haiku Page
(common)
Pinkhole
(common)
A La Mode
(common)
Bay Sick
(basic)
Dude
(token)


: Other Humans you control get +1/+1 until end of turn
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