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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Spooderman
{6}{9}
 
 R 
Creature – Swaglord
When Spooderman enters the battlefield destroy all Faggots

All your Swaglords have +4/+4, have Reach, and are spiders in addition to their other types
69/69
Cinammon Challenge
{b}{r}
 
 U 
Instant – Challenge
Target player does The Cinammon Challenge (they fill a tablespoon with Cinammon, and swallow it)
Health Freaking
{2}{w}{{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Gain 2 life for each green Food you control, then smell something gross
Batta Lion
{1}{w}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Lion
Haste, Vigilance
Battalion – Whenever Batta Lion and at least two other creatures attack, create X copies of Batta Lion except they are tokens, where X is the number of creatures attacking
The Lions of the Batta Plains are the smartest and strongest of them all
3/3
Gift of Passion
{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Passion enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Haste.
Pain
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Physically harm your opponent
Glitterwing
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct Butterfly
Flying
Whenever Glitterwing deals combat damage to a player, tap target creature that player controls.
1/1
401ster
{2}{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Clone Soldier
common #401
0/1
Microjumble
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Change target character in target creature's name
Draw a card
Hopeful Dream
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Hopeful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
You gain 3 life and untap target creature you control with converted mana cost 3 or less
Bubble
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
Flying
{1}: Destroy Bubble, any player may activate this ability
Fight Reflex
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target opposed creature you control pings each creature opposing it
Flight Reflex
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Remove target opposed creature you control from combat
Huge Man
{2}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Giant
Trample, Reach
4/4
Speck of Potential
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Germ
When Speck of Potential enters the battlefield, you may put a creature card with converted mana cost 1 or less from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
0/1
Thriving Speck
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Germ
When Thriving Speck enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on it or another target creature with converted mana cost 1 or less.
0/1
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Shipping Container
 T 
Artifact – Structure
Idiot and Rat Habitat
Storage 5

Spooderman (rare)
Cinammon Challenge (uncommon)
Health Freaking (uncommon)
Batta Lion (uncommon)
Gift of Passion (common)
Pain (common)
Glitterwing (common)
401ster (common)
Microjumble (common)
Hopeful Dream (common)
Bubble (common)
Fight Reflex // Flight Reflex (common)
Huge Man (common)
Speck of Potential // Thriving Speck (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Shipping Container (token)