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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Tattoo Artist
{1}{b}
 
 R 
Creature – Human Cleric
{1}{b}{t}: Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, that creature gains "at the beginning of your upkeep, create a Tattoo emblem"
2/1
Felinus Archmage
{w}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Cat Wizard
{t}: You may cast another noncreature spell from your hand with converted mana cost 4 or less
1/3
Codename: Cricket
{2}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Insect
Jump Boost
{5}{r}{t}: Take control of target creature until end of turn
3/3
Djinnsect
{2}{u}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Djinn Insect
Defender, Flying
Whenever Djinnsect blocks a creature, return it to it's owners hand with a Weird counter on it. These counters do not get removed as zones change.
{t}, Remove a Weird counter from Djinnsect: Counter target creature spell.
2/4
Good Read (RTFC)
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target player reads a card to all other player's simultaneously, then draws a card
Black Aura
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is black in addition to it's other colors
Deodorant
{2}
 
 C 
Smelly Artifact
{u}{A}{t}: Destroy target Stench card
Nein
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target spell with a German accent
Pink Eye
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Pink Eye is Pink
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has -1/-1, gains Unattractive, and has Infect
Red Apple
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Red Apple, gain 2 life
{r}{r}{t}, tap two Red creatures you control, sacrifice Red Apple: Gain 4 life and create a red Plant token
Green Apple
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Green Apple, gain 2 life
{g}{g}{t}, tap two Green creatures you control:, sacrifice Green Apple: Gain 4 life, and create a green Plant token
Bag of Cheetos
{5}{r}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Bag of Cheetos is Orange

{t}: Eat a Cheeto, then discard a card and lose 2 life
Skysheep
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Skysheep
Exile Skysheep: Create a Sound Cloud token
Oft mistaken for clouds
1/1
Derp
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
1/1
Old Friend
{1}{w}{w}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
(Old Friend transforms from Doggo)
When Old Friend enters the battlefield, all Humans you control have +2/+2 until end of turn
Our days have passed my friend, they were the best I ever had
2/3
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Ruby
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Ruby: Add {r}

Tattoo Artist (rare)
Felinus Archmage (uncommon)
Codename: Cricket (uncommon)
Djinnsect (uncommon)
Good Read (RTFC) (common)
Black Aura (common)
Deodorant (common)
Nein (common)
Pink Eye (common)
Red Apple // Green Apple (common)
Bag of Cheetos (common)
Skysheep (common)
Derp (common)
Old Friend (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Ruby (token)