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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Draining Drain
{w}{w}{w}{b}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Artifact
{w}{b}: Draining Drain destroys target creature, then drains 5 to that creature's controller
Insight from the Void
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature. It's owner draws a card.
"The closer to death I find myself, the closer I feel to the truth"
Codename: Equestrian
{3}{w}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Centaur
Horsemanship
Other Horses you control get +0/+2 and gain Trample
3/5
Can I Axe you a Question?
{6}
 
 U 
Instant
Ask target creature a question, if they don't answer, deal 6 damage to that creature
Feed
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature loses Hungry
Pearl Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Pearl Curd dies add {w}
0/0.01
Self Harm
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever you lose life, draw a card
Trade
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Trade Magic (You and target opponent each put a Magic card from your hands into the other player's hand.)
Canned Spam
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Tear Canned Spam into two pieces, create a Spam token, if you own a physical representation of the token, you may eat it, if you do, gain 2 life, if you don't, lose 5 life
Smoke
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a white and black Cigarette artifact token
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE!
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target counterspell
"Counter that."
"Heh good thing im splashing blue"
"Do we even want to play this game?"
"I think it's like Golf."
Firebreathing Domo
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Domo Mutant
Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
3/2
Cancelled!
{1}{w}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target TVShow spell
Respawn
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Respawn target Gamer
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Calamari
 T 
Artifact – Delectable
{t}, Sacrifice Calamari: Gain 3 life

Draining Drain (mythic)
Insight from the Void (uncommon)
Codename: Equestrian (uncommon)
Can I Axe you a Question? (uncommon)
Feed (common)
Pearl Curd (common)
Self Harm (common)
Trade (common)
Canned Spam (common)
Smoke (common)
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE! (common)
Firebreathing Domo (common)
Cancelled! (common)
Respawn (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Calamari (token)