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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Superzombie
{3}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Creature – Superzombie
Undeathtouch
5/5
Horsepower
{2}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Horsepower shocks any target for each Horse you control
Hallow Ween
{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery – Holiday
Destroy target creature

If you play Hallow Ween during Halloween, destroy two target creatures
Another Day
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
All players stop playing the game, and continue tomorrow at the same time (this card may not be cast at a time when the same time tomorrow would be on a different day, or different time)
Another Dollar
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Instant
When you cast, choose one:
-It has Strive, Pay half a white mana
-It has Storm
Target opponent gives you $1.00 CAD
New Year of Cards
{3}{6}{5}
 
 C 
 
This is card 366, its a new year! also its only dec 14, so rip
Tint
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Change target mana symbol to another mana symbol that is next to it on the color wheel, do this only if there are 16777216 permanents in all zones with exactly 16777216 mana symbols of the chosen color
Lucky Penny
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Coin
{t}: Put a Luck counter on Lucky Penny
{x}{t}, Remove X Luck counters from Lucky Penny: Add {x}{x}
A Jumpy Frog
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Frog
Jump Boost 1 ({e}: Move A Jumpy Frog up to one inches.)
"You askin' me why I'm so jumpy? Hell, there might be a witch around! I ain't turning into no prince again!"
0/1
Hot Pocket
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Hot Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Hot Pocket for at least one turn.)
{t}, Sacrifice Hot Pocket: You gain 3 life and Hot Pocket shocks you.
Spinal Shivers
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Spinal Shivers, tap a Skeleton you control
Destroy target vertebrate
Child Soldier
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Child Soldier
Last-Strike
Child Soldier cannot attack or block alone
2/1
Celery Cerberus
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant Hound
Trample, Haste
4/4
Print
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a Book token
Imprint
{1}
 
 C 
Instant
Imprint
Wandering Soul
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying, Lifelink
1/2
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Spam
 T 
Token Creature – Spam
{t}: Sacrifice Spam, gain 1 life

Superzombie (rare)
Horsepower (uncommon)
Hallow Ween (uncommon)
Another Day // Another Dollar (uncommon)
New Year of Cards (common)
Tint (common)
Lucky Penny (common)
A Jumpy Frog (common)
Hot Pocket (common)
Spinal Shivers (common)
Child Soldier (common)
Celery Cerberus (common)
Print // Imprint (common)
Wandering Soul (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Spam (token)