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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Cupid, Faerie Matchmaker
{2}{w}{r}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Faerie
Flying, Hexproof

{t}: Tap two Humans you control, gain life equal to their CMCs, then create a Baby token
Blessed by the Queen of Hearts in the year -69 BC
2/2
Get off my Lawn!
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Tribal Sorcery – Elder Urge
Remove all Children inhabiting Lands you control.
Emu Gel
{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Bird Ooze
Trample
3/2
Rabies
{w/b}{w/b}{w/b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All Beasts have Infect
Sand Block
{r}{b/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Block
(Sand Block can be Smelted)
{e}, {t}: Drop Sand Block from a height of at least one foot. Then, attach it to all creatures it touches.
Every 0.5 seconds, this Block deals 0.5 damage to all creatures it is attached to.
Glass Block
 
 C 
Artifact – Block
{t}, Sacrifice Glass Block: It deals 6 damage to target player, and they get a Poison counter
Bubble
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
Flying
{1}: Destroy Bubble, any player may activate this ability
Hot Pocket
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Hot Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Hot Pocket for at least one turn.)
{t}, Sacrifice Hot Pocket: You gain 3 life and Hot Pocket shocks you.
Scandinavian Dog
{w/g}{s}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
Vigilance
{t}: Björk
2/3
Fly
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
Flying
0.5/0.5
Pearl Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Pearl Curd dies add {w}
0/0.01
Flavorful
A
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Gain 1 life for each word in target permanent's flavor text
Cuddle
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Cuddle with your opponent, if you both feel pleasure, you both win the game
Ramen
{y}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Ramen, gain 2 life, then discard 2 cards, activate this ability only if you are in college
College sucks...
African Child
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Child
Hungry 16 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put sixteen +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.)
0/1
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Gift
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Gift: Choose one:
– Gain 5 life
– Draw a card
– Untap target permanent

Cupid, Faerie Matchmaker (rare)
Get off my Lawn! (uncommon)
Emu Gel (uncommon)
Rabies (uncommon)
Sand Block (common)
Bubble (common)
Hot Pocket (common)
Scandinavian Dog (common)
Fly (common)
Pearl Curd (common)
Flavorful (common)
Cuddle (common)
Ramen (common)
African Child (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Gift (token)