[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Cards in your hand gain Cycling
. Whenever you cycle a land you may put it onto the battlefield tapped, this does not count towards your one land per turn. |
: You may cast another noncreature spell from your hand with converted mana cost 4 or less1/3
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At the beginning of your upkeep target player kisses you, they may pay
to counter that abilityAt the beginning of your upkeep you kiss target player, they may pay
to counter that ability, and slap you |
Exile target creature that entered the battlefield this turn. If a black creature was exiled this way, it's controller cannot cast spells during your next turn.
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Equip
Equipped creature is a Slave in addition to it's other types, and gains " ![]() : Draw a card"
You control equipped creature |
Kicker –
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If Hellfyre Shot was kicked, it has Deathtouch. Hellfyre Shot deals 2 damage to target creature. |
![]() : Choose one:
-Target player eats a Habanero -Habanero bolts target creature, then it pings you |
Enchant Structure
Enchanted Structure cannot be inhabited (so remove all the inhabitants LOL) |
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Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, if it would die this way bounce it instead
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Wedding Ring is Pink
Equip
At the beginning of your upkeep, equipped creature breeds with another target creature you control |
Enchant Female
Enchanted Female gets +0/+2 and is a Thot in addition to her other types |
Gnome Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1. ![]() , : Create a 0/2 Gnome creature token with Defender and Hexproof. |
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Equip
Equipped creature is white in addition to it's other colors and is a Spirit in addition to it's other types |
, Sacrifice Louse: Draw a card1/1
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: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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0/1
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Treeburn
(rare)
Felinus Archmage
(uncommon)
Little Spoon // Big Spoon
(uncommon)
Illuminate the Soul (redone srsly)
(uncommon)
Shackles
(common)
Hellfyre Shot
(common)
Habanero
(common)
Abandon Building
(common)
Gag
(common)
Wedding Ring
(common)
Thicc
(common)
Gnome Home
(common)
White Cloth
(common)
Louse
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Joey
(token)


. Whenever you cycle a land you may put it onto the battlefield tapped, this does not count towards your one land per turn.

: You may cast another noncreature spell from your hand with converted mana cost 4 or less


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