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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Treasure Chest
{2}AA
 
 R 
Artifact
Treasure Chest is Gold
Storage 4 (As long as there are four or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Treasure Chest and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Treasure Chest for at least one turn.) for artifacts.
Loan Shark
{2}{u}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Fish Lord
Spells you control have Rental.
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
4/3
Godspeed
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is a white Angel in addition to it's other colors and types and gains Super Haste
Cupid's Arrow
{c}{c}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Human
Equip {2}
Equipped Human has "Whenever this creature finishes breeding, gain 3 life"
NeverWet
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target thing becomes Hydrophobic until end of turn
At the beginning of your upkeep, gain $2500.00 for each YouTuber you control
Tardiness
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment
All spells you cast resolve one minute after you cast them
OCDManiac
{3}{w}{u}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
When OCDManiac enters the battlefield choose a number
If you don't have a number of cards in your hand equal to the chosen number, sacrifice OCDManiac and do three tics
1/1
Draamaa
{1}{b}{r}
 
 C 
Tribal Sorcery – Teenager
As an additional cost to cast Draamaa, be dramatic for attention
Two target Teenagers get -2/-2 until end of turn and two target Teenagers get +2/+2 until end of turn. You may make two teenager breed, if you do, you may sacrifice the Baby token to put a -1/-1 counter on each Female Parent, if you don't, discard your hand
The MRS
{x}
 
 C 
Legendary Basic Running Gag Cardset – God Being of Ultimate Power
X is equal to the number of cards in this cardset
When The MRS enters the battlefield, for the remainder of the universe, players who make cards lose 2 life.
X/X
Hood
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equip Rogue {0}
Equipped creature has Shroud and Shadow.
Wink
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Whenever a player would Laugh this turn, you may wink instead.
Notak
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Notak
Deathlink (Damage dealt by Notak causes it's controller to lose that much life)
1/1
Deep-Forest Emerald-Skin
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Lizard
Vigilance
3/4
Evil Guy
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Evil Human
1/1
Silk Web
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Spider Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1 and gain lifelink.
{1}{u}: Freeze target Insect.
{1}{b}: Destroys all Insects. You gain 2 life for each creature that dies this way.
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Idea
 T 
Token Enchantment Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Idea: Put a card you created into play.

Treasure Chest (rare)
Loan Shark (uncommon)
Godspeed (uncommon)
Cupid's Arrow (uncommon)
NeverWet (common)
Tardiness (common)
OCDManiac (common)
Draamaa (common)
The MRS (common)
Hood // Wink (common)
Notak (common)
Deep-Forest Emerald-Skin (common)
Evil Guy (common)
Silk Web (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Idea (token)