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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Hydras' Bane
{3}{w}{w}
 
 R 
Creature – Human Hero
When Hydras' Bane enters the battlefield, destroy all Hydras.
{1}{w}{t}: Remove all +1/+1 counters from target creature
"SCREW YOU HEROES' BANE!"
-Auro Hydrabane
1/4
Loan Shark
{2}{u}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Fish Lord
Spells you control have Rental.
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
4/3
Acrobatic Gymnast
{2}{w}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Human
Flying

When Acrobatic Gymnast enters the battlefield Gain 3 life for each creature you control with Flying
A beautiful and stunning display of human elegance
2/2
The Splits
{r}{r}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Legendary Sorcery – Torture
Destroy target creature, crease all four corners of it's card, rub it in mud, and marinate it in potato chip grease for two to three weeks
An ugly and shocking display of human cruelty
Springfield Downs
{3}{r}
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Hound Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +2/+1.
At the end of each of your turns, sacrifice all creatures inhabiting this structure that did not attack this turn.
Water Bear
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Bear Elemental
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
2/2
Jury Duty
{3}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant white or blue creature

Enchanted creature leaves the battlefield, and enters the Jury Bench

Whenever a black spell resolves, player's may vote to give the spell's controller a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem, then remove all creatures from the Jury Bench
Sunset
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
It becomes Nighttime.
Hyun Warrior
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Warrior
Haste, First Strike
2/2
Bull
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cow
Trample, Snorting ({g}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
2/2
Slithering Ekam
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Snake
3/3
Bork
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature has +1/+0 until end of turn
The Bork is too stronk with dis one
Fidget Spinner
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Spin Fidget Spinner, if it spins more than 720 degrees and doesn't fall or touch any other cards, add two mana of any two colors
Do it for the LOLS
LOL
 
 C 
Legendary LOL – LOL
Tell a joke, if nobody laughs, you lose the game
CAST ME FER TEH LAWLZ
Scandinavian Dog
{w/g}{s}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
Vigilance
{t}: Björk
2/3
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Idea
 T 
Token Enchantment Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Idea: Put a card you created into play.

Hydras' Bane (rare)
Loan Shark (uncommon)
Acrobatic Gymnast // The Splits (uncommon)
Springfield Downs (uncommon)
Water Bear (common)
Jury Duty (common)
Sunset (common)
Hyun Warrior (common)
Bull (common)
Slithering Ekam (common)
Bork (common)
Fidget Spinner (common)
Do it for the LOLS (common)
Scandinavian Dog (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Idea (token)