[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/2
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When Spooderman enters the battlefield destroy all Faggots
All your Swaglords have +4/+4, have Reach, and are spiders in addition to their other types 69/69
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Return target creature from exile to the battlefield tapped.
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Rather than spending mana to cast spells or activate abilities you may put X debit counters on Credit Card where X is the amount of mana you would have spent.
: Remove a debt counter from Credit Card
At the beginning of the end step, if there are 5 or more debt counters on Credit Card, you lose the game |
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All players do not go to school today, sacrifice Snow Day at midnight
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1/1
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When Szechuan Sauce enters the battlefield, watch an episode of Rick and Morty, if you understand it, make a reddit post about it
: Sacrifice Szechuan Sauce, choose one:
-Gain 2 life -Target opponent gives you $2.00 CAD |
Haste, Trample, Vigilance
5/1
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0: Put a Loyalty counter on Jace
-999: Destroy Jace. Then, draw a card for each person you have hurt in your lifetime. 1
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Vigilance
: Björk2/3
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: Tear Canned Spam into two pieces, create a Spam token, if you own a physical representation of the token, you may eat it, if you do, gain 2 life, if you don't, lose 5 life |
Sacrifice Laughing Gas, target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat), put an Infect counter on that creature's controller
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Life Up!'s mana cost may be payed only with W, R or G
Gain 8 life If you control a Internetian, gain 12 life instead |
2/2
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: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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Sacrifice Sound Cloud: You gain 1 life and Sound Cloud pings any target
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Boned Fish
(common, foil)
Spooderman
(rare)
Pardon
(uncommon)
Credit Card
(uncommon)
Snow Day
(uncommon)
Derp
(common)
Szechuan Sauce
(common)
Feminazi
(common)
Jace, The Puppy Who Was Hit Too Much
(common)
Scandinavian Dog
(common)
Canned Spam
(common)
Laughing Gas
(common)
Life Up!
(common)
Fireckzian
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Sound Cloud
(token)





: Sacrifice Szechuan Sauce, choose one:


