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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Looter's Flute of Yerlfott
{2}
 
 R 
Legendary Enchantment Artifact – Equipment
{c}{c}{t}: Sing a song in less than 5 seconds, for each note played, gain 1 life
Whenever Looter's Flute of Yerlfott is tapped, you may draw a card, if you do, discard a card
Tou Rette's Turret
{4}
 
 U 
Legendary Artifact
Whenever an opponent uses a mannerism, shock each target they own
Gore-Marinated Steak
{2}{r/b}
 
 U 
Artifact – Delectable
{2}{t}: Tap an equipment you control, gain 5 life, you may play a red or black card from your hand
Hellbent Topdecker
{1}{r}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Idiot
Hellbent – Hellbent Topdecker gets +3/+3 and gains Haste
3/3
Bad Omen
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery – Omen
(Omens can only be cast after an opponent plays a legendary creature. That creature becomes the Antichrist for the remainder of the game)
Speculate 3
Until end of turn, whenever a card would instruct a player to Trade, instead each of their opponents creates a 2/2 black Evil creature token with First Strike.
Horrific Dream
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Horrific Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Each player discards a card and loses 2 life.
Haiku Page
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Say a haiku, if all players like it, you may Scry 3
401ster
{2}{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Clone Soldier
common #401
0/1
Hummus
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
When Hummus enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may burn $2.50 CAD, if you do put an Investment counter on Hummus
{t}: Sacrifice Hummus, gain 3 life for each Investment counter on Hummus
When Hummus leaves the battlefield, burn $7.50 CAD
You Tried!
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Award
Cast You Tried! only after another target player casts a spell that does not resolve

Awarded player may draw a card, if they admit failure
Dust
{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Level Up!
{u/g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature levels up
Bag of Cheetos
{5}{r}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Bag of Cheetos is Orange

{t}: Eat a Cheeto, then discard a card and lose 2 life
Child Soldier
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Child Soldier
Last-Strike
Child Soldier cannot attack or block alone
2/1
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Bozo
 T 
Token Creature – Human Drunk Clown
Whenever a Beer Token enters the battlefield under your control, Bozo gets +2/+2 until end of turn
5/5

Looter's Flute of Yerlfott (rare)
Tou Rette's Turret (uncommon)
Gore-Marinated Steak (uncommon)
Hellbent Topdecker (uncommon)
Bad Omen (common)
Horrific Dream (common)
Haiku Page (common)
401ster (common)
Hummus (common)
You Tried! (common)
Dust (common)
Level Up! (common)
Bag of Cheetos (common)
Child Soldier (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Bozo (token)