[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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The Thousandfold Hero's power is equal to the total power of Heroes you control.
The Thousandfold Hero's toughness is equal to the total power of Heroes you control The Thousandfold Hero has all the textboxes of Heroes you control. */*
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When Kit Hoarder enters the battlefield, and at the beginning of your upkeep, Kit Hoarder gains a subtype of your choice, put a Hoarding counter on it
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() : Exile Kit Hoarder, Kit Hoarder deal's 9 damage to each creature that shares a type with Kit Hoarder that you don't control, and gain 9 life for each creature that shares a type with Kit Hoarder that you control
Whenever there are seven or more Hoarding counters on Kit Hoarder or it has Nine or more subtypes, sacrifice it, then lose 5 life and sacrifice a creature 1/4
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Pog Collection's power and toughness are equal to the number of Pogs you own
Talk to lawyer Morty, he's lit af
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Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature becomes the target of a black or green spell or ability, if it would die, return it to it's owners hand instead and create a Barf token |
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Target Dinosaur or Frog gets +3/+0 this turn.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.) |
Enchant creature
When Gift of Growth enters the battlefield, draw a card Enchanted creature gains Trample. |
![]() : Google (Search something on https://www.google.com). If you do, draw a card. |
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
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, Sacrifice one third of Bug Spray: Target creature gains Protection from Insects until end of turn |
Cast Censor Bar only when opponent swears
Choose one: -Physically harm opponent -Draw a card |
You may have any number of cards named Dragonballer in your deck
: Combine Dragonballer with another card named Dragonballer, put a Fusion counter on Dragonballer
When there are 9001 or more Fusion counters on Dragonballer you win the game and all opponents binge watch each episode of target Anime |
Firebreathing (
: +1/+0 until end of turn), HasteThe Hot Dogs lived happily from the beginning of time, that was until Humans came around...
2/2
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Defender
3/2
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: Gain 2 life, activate this ability only if you control three or more creatures on the Jury Bench |
: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
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The Thousandfold Hero
(mythic)
Kit Hoarder
(uncommon)
Pog Collection
(uncommon)
Gag Reflex
(uncommon)
Ree!
(common)
Gift of Growth
(common)
Computer
(common)
Poopy Fart
(common)
Bug Spray
(common)
Censor Bar
(common)
Dragonballer
(common)
Hot Dog
(common)
Knight of the Fort
(common)
Jurymin
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
token 69
(token)






, Sacrifice one third of Bug Spray: Target creature gains Protection from Insects until end of turn