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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Urbanization
{5}{w}{u}
 
 R 
Enchantment
When Urbanization enters the battlefield all permanents target player controls must be put together, touching

Whenever any permanent stops touching another permanent, exile it and all permanents touching it, then draw a card
Jury Bench
{3}
 
 U 
Artifact
White Human and blue Human Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure cannot be removed unless a player has a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem.
Frogg
{g}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Frog
Trample
{g}: +1/-1 until end of turn. Limit of three per turn
{g}: -1/+1 until end of turn. Limit of three per turn
4/4
Kerv Stompah
{x}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Beast
X is equal to your current turn minus two
Kerv Stompah's power and toughness are equal to your current turn. If the current turn is 4 or later, it's equal to your current turn plus one, also it has Trample.
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Leaked Nudes
{4}
 
 C 
Enchantment Artifact
Whenever a creature spell is cast, take a picture of your naked body and post it on Facebook
Lily Vester has still been silent about the release of these shocking, and somewhat arousing images
New Year of Cards
{3}{6}{5}
 
 C 
 
This is card 366, its a new year! also its only dec 14, so rip
Smoke
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a white and black Cigarette artifact token
Redneck
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
Haste, Trample
1/1
Hot Pocket
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Hot Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Hot Pocket for at least one turn.)
{t}, Sacrifice Hot Pocket: You gain 3 life and Hot Pocket shocks you.
Melon
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Melon, gain 3 life
Tap a creature you control: Transform Melon
Melon Hat
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is an Idiot in addition to it's other types
Bald Eagle
{1}{w}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Royal (Bald Eagle is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
Flying
3/3
Sword with Daddy Issues
{1}{b}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Unequip {4}
Equipped creature has +2/+0 and First Strike
Skywise Flapper
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying
{u}, {t}: Scry 1.
1/2
Sunrise
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
It becomes Morning.
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Kangaroo
 T 
Creature – Kangaroo
Jump Boost 5, Storage 2
4/2

Urbanization (rare)
Jury Bench (uncommon)
Frogg (uncommon)
Kerv Stompah (uncommon)
Leaked Nudes (common)
New Year of Cards (common)
Smoke (common)
Redneck (common)
Hot Pocket (common)
Melon (common)
Bald Eagle (common)
Sword with Daddy Issues (common)
Skywise Flapper (common)
Sunrise (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Kangaroo (token)