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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Hummingbyrd
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying, Super haste
1/1
 
Sand-Burrow Scorpion
{1}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Creature – Insect
Sand-Burrow Scorpion cannot be countered
{r}, {t}: Sand-Burrow Scorpion deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If that permanent dies this way, Sand-Burrow Scorpion gains Shroud until the start of your next turn.
2/1
Apathy
{1}{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Destroy all red creatures
Swiper, He who Swipes
{2}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Fox Demon Rogue
Swiper, He who Swipes is Orange
{t}: Steal target card from an opponent's hand and put it into yours
{6}, Say "Swiper no swiping!": Put a Destruction counter on Swiper, only opponents may activate this ability, and only once per turn
If there are three or more Destruction counters on Swiper, sacrifice it and lose 2 life
2/3
Cinammon Challenge
{b}{r}
 
 U 
Instant – Challenge
Target player does The Cinammon Challenge (they fill a tablespoon with Cinammon, and swallow it)
Red Mana Potion
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Red Mana Potion: Target creature you control gets +X/+0 where X is that creature's converted mana cost
Pen15 Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
All creatures with nudity in their art have +1/+1
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Purify Soul
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has base power and toughness 1/1 and gains Shroud.
When Purify Soul leaves the battlefield, create enchanted creature's Soulform (To create a creature's Soulform, create a token that is a copy of that creature except it's a white Spirit in addition to it's other colors and types.).
Sillytize
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)
Porcupine
{1}{g/r}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant Boar
Vigilance, Defender
{t}: Porcupine pings a creature it's blocking
2/1
Add Frenzy
{3}{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a card, then put it into your hand
Storm
JUST KEEP CLICKING NEW CARD, IDEAS WILL COME TO YOU!!
Sword with Daddy Issues
{1}{b}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Unequip {4}
Equipped creature has +2/+0 and First Strike
Roodawlf
{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Elk Idiot
Whenever Roodawlf attacks, sacrifice him unless you say "Hurr durr i has a tomato nose hurr durr" in an annoying voice
A retarded deer who was abandoned in the cold, Santa Claus rescued him and gave him an internship as the sleigh's fumesucker. He is given nothing but healthcare to treat his stupidity
1/1
Knight of the Fort
{2}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Knight
Defender
3/2
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Cake
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Gain 2 life, gain 4 life instead if you've consumed sugar today

Hummingbyrd (common, foil)
Sand-Burrow Scorpion (rare)
Apathy (uncommon)
Swiper, He who Swipes (uncommon)
Cinammon Challenge (uncommon)
Red Mana Potion (common)
Pen15 Logo (common)
Purify Soul (common)
Sillytize (common)
Porcupine (common)
Add Frenzy (common)
Sword with Daddy Issues (common)
Roodawlf (common)
Knight of the Fort (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Cake (token)