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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Capri Sun
{y}{y}
 
 R 
Artifact – Delectable
{y}{y}: Sacrifice Capri Sun, drink a Capri Sun (tm), gain 4 life, if you consume the beverage in one swallow, gain 8 life instead, then read a dank meme
Boo
{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Boo target player, they lose 1 life
Diss
{1}{r}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Insult target player up to three times, for each insult that makes them look unhappy, they lose 3 life
Sophia
{u}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Robot
As long as Sophia is in play, players may not scry
{t}: Sophia becomes a Human in addition to it's other types until end of turn, then draw a card
1/1
Polished Cartouche of Solidarity
{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura Cartouche
When Polished Cartouche of Solidarity enters the battlefield create a 1/1 white Warrior creature token with Vigilance
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and gains First Strike
Prison Shiv
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature has +4/-2 and is black
Max Health Potion
{u/r}{u/r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Max Health Potion, your life total becomes 20
Dudeism
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Human
Enchanted Human gains "{w}{w}: Take a puff, if you don't cough, create a 1/1 white Dude creature token"
Skysheep
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Skysheep
Exile Skysheep: Create a Sound Cloud token
Oft mistaken for clouds
1/1
Suit Tailor
{1}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Artificer
{t}: Flip a coin, if it lands on tails, you may play an equipment with converted mana cost 3 or less from your hand
1/2
Off-Brand Shrek
{6}{b}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Orc
It's power and toughness is lopsided, it is filthily made in it's mana cost, and it is an Orc instead of an Ogre!

This common un-swag is lame!
5/8
Black Aura
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is black in addition to it's other colors
Adam of the Biblefolk
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Biblefolk
His birth marks the beginning of the Biblical Age
2/2
Red Bandana
{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is Red in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from red, and gets +1/+0 for each Red creature in play

Red creatures have protection from the equipped creature
High Schooler
{12}{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Evil Human Teenager Student Idiot
{t}: Scry 13
13/13
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
PoisonVial
 T 
Artifact
{t}: Sacrifice PoisonVial, choose one:
-Target player loses 2 life
-Put a poison counter on target player

Capri Sun (rare)
Boo // Diss (uncommon)
Sophia (uncommon)
Polished Cartouche of Solidarity (uncommon)
Prison Shiv (common)
Max Health Potion (common)
Dudeism (common)
Skysheep (common)
Suit Tailor (common)
Off-Brand Shrek (common)
Black Aura (common)
Adam of the Biblefolk (common)
Red Bandana (common)
High Schooler (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
PoisonVial (token)