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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Bacteria-Feeder
{c}{b}{g}
 
 R 
Creature – Insect
Flying
When Bacteria-Feeder enters the battlefield, exile up to one target Germ creature. When you do, you gain 1 life and draw a card.
What they once were they now consume.
2/3
Springfield Downs
{3}{r}
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Hound Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +2/+1.
At the end of each of your turns, sacrifice all creatures inhabiting this structure that did not attack this turn.
Tou Rette's Turret
{4}
 
 U 
Legendary Artifact
Whenever an opponent uses a mannerism, shock each target they own
Horsepower
{2}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Horsepower shocks any target for each Horse you control
Rektum
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{b}{b}: Lose 2 life, target nonblack creature get's Rekt, as long as it has nudity in it's art
Rosegold Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Rosegold Curd dies add {r}
0/0.01
Nick Naomi
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Clone
All spells and abilities that target creature's you control, target Nick Naomi instead
{1}{u}: Change Nick Naomi's name
Whenever an opponent mispronounces Nick Naomi's name, you may counter target spell, if you do, draw a card
1/2
French Fry
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
You can have any number of French Fry in your deck
{t}: Sacrifice French Fry and all cards with the same name, gain X life where X is the number of cards named French Fry you control, do this once for each card named French Fry you control
Bee Syrup
{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Bee Syrup, Say "Honey", then gain 2 life
Domodino
{3}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Domo Dinosaur
Trample, Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
5/5
Merci
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
You gain 1 life. Then, repeat this process twice.
Practical Joke
{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Play a prank on target opponent, if they fall for it, Practical Joke shocks them
Neat Newt
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Lizard
neat! snaps camera
1/1
Kewl
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1
Krewl
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature gets -1/-1
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Subscriber
 T 
Token Creature – Human Internetian
Like or Dislike? That is the question.
1/1

Bacteria-Feeder (rare)
Springfield Downs (uncommon)
Tou Rette's Turret (uncommon)
Horsepower (uncommon)
Rektum (common)
Rosegold Curd (common)
Nick Naomi (common)
French Fry (common)
Bee Syrup (common)
Domodino (common)
Merci (common)
Practical Joke (common)
Neat Newt (common)
Kewl // Krewl (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Subscriber (token)