[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Internetian and Genius Habitat
: Google (Search something on https://www.google.com) X times.
: Create a token that is a copy of each creature inhabiting this structure. They enter the battlefield inhabiting this structure.
: Make a post on social media saying "I'm about to win a game of Magic: The Gathering!". If you do, you win the game. |
Target player reveals their hand to each player. Until end of turn, all those cards and their text references become white and
instead, respectively.
Etch ![]() ![]() (When this spell resolves, you may pay ![]() ![]() . If you do it's effects are permanent.) |
Blubbersucking Beebles is Unblockable if defending player controls a creature with less toughness than Blubbersucking Beebles
Whenever Blubbersucking Beebles deals combat damage to a player, you may eat 15 food items, if you do, Blubbersucking Beebles gets X +0/+0.5 counters where X is the number of times you chewed 2/4
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Sacrifice Banana Split Ice Cream Sundae: Gain 4 life for each white or yellow food you have sacrificed this game, then gain 10 life
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Equip
Unequip
Equipped creature has +2/+0 and First Strike |
Haste
1/1
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Counter target spell
"Does this card function as intended?"
"Yesn't" |
Equip Cleric or Worker
Whenever equipped creature attacks a player, that player loses all unspent . |
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Trample, Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
5/5
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1zBtJhgwBI
1/1
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Flying
Passenger 1 (Whenever Flying Carpet attacks and isn't blocked, you may place up to one blocked creatures you control on it UEOT. Flying Carpet gets +X/+0 where X is the total power of cards placed on it.) 1/2
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Firebreathing (
: +1/+0 until end of turn), HasteThe Hot Dogs lived happily from the beginning of time, that was until Humans came around...
2/2
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: Sacrifice Cereal, target Fatso has +1/+1, and is unblockable until end of turn : Sacrifice Muffin, target Fatso has +1/+0, and has Haste until end of turn |
As an additional cost to cast Tweet, pay
, , or
Create a 1/1 blue Twitterbyrd creature token with Flying and " , Tweet: Draw a card" |
: Add , then you gain 1 life |
, Sacrifice Rupee: Add . Add ![]() instead if you control a Legendary permanent |
Google Plex
(mythic)
Spotlight
(uncommon)
Blubbersucking Beebles
(uncommon)
Banana Split Ice Cream Sundae
(uncommon)
Sword with Daddy Issues
(common)
First Guy
(common)
Yesn't
(common)
Mop
(common)
Domodino
(common)
Froggychum, after making a card-dump
(common)
Flying Carpet
(common)
Hot Dog
(common)
Cereal // Muffin
(common)
Tweet
(common)
Wheatfarm
(basic)
Rupee
(token)
: Google (Search something on https://www.google.com) X times.
: Make a post on social media saying "I'm about to win a game of Magic: The Gathering!". If you do, you win the game.




Sorcery
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: Sacrifice Cereal, target Fatso has +1/+1, and is unblockable until end of turn