[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
: Put a 1/1 Plant token creature with defender onto the battlefieldthe Defender of the Desert, and the Plant Protector
5/5
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Hydrophobic (Wimpy Oil cannot be in play if a blue thing is)
Tap five untapped Workers you control, Sacrifice Wimpy Oil: Add ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
When Weathered Speck dies, return it to your hand at the end of turn.
1/2
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Detain up to four target Child creatures
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Destroy target creature. If a white creature is destroyed this way, you gain 3 life.
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Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)
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![]() : Return target artifact from your graveyard to the battlefield2/2
![]() : Assemble a Contraption2/2
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You may have any number of cards named Dragonballer in your deck
: Combine Dragonballer with another card named Dragonballer, put a Fusion counter on Dragonballer
When there are 9001 or more Fusion counters on Dragonballer you win the game and all opponents binge watch each episode of target Anime |
: Ping target creature1/1
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: Create a Beer token
Whenever a Drunk enters the battlefield, sacrifice Keg |
Equip
Equipped creature is the target of all spells and abilities |
Super haste, Jump Boost 2 (
: Move Rapid Rabbit up to two inches.)2/1
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Equip Human Female
Equipped Human Female has Hexproof |
Nemcatcher's Net enters the battlefield tapped
, , Sacrifice Nemcatcher's Net: Target Faerie you don't own or control gets +3/+3 and it's owner gains 45 life. It deals damage equal to it's power to you, twice. |
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life |
: Have a thought, if it was a good thought, gain 2 life, if it was a bad though, lose 2 life
: Sacrifice Dream, draw a card for each 5 hours you slept last night |
Qaq Tauce, Cactusman
(rare)
Wimpy Oil
(uncommon)
Weathered Speck
(uncommon)
Detention
(uncommon)
Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly)
(common)
Sillytize
(common)
Digsite Digger // Rigsite Rigger
(common)
Dragonballer
(common)
Fyrefoxx
(common)
Keg
(common)
Bull's Eye
(common)
Rapid Rabbit
(common)
Silk Dress
(common)
Nemcatcher's Net
(common)
Bay Sick
(basic)
Dream
(token)


: Put a 1/1 Plant token creature with defender onto the battlefield



: Move Rapid Rabbit up to two inches.)