[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Indestructible, Hexproof
Whenever Career Ender attacks, target player gets Rekt, this ability cannot be countered or prevented 13/13
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Enchanted creature has +2/+2 and has Jump Boost 2
If enchanted creature would go to the graveyard from play, sacrifice Megashroom, then return enchanted creature to the battlefield |
Flying
When Acrobatic Gymnast enters the battlefield Gain 3 life for each creature you control with Flying A beautiful and stunning display of human elegance
2/2
Destroy target creature, crease all four corners of it's card, rub it in mud, and marinate it in potato chip grease for two to three weeks
An ugly and shocking display of human cruelty
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Destroy all artifacts. Create those many 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens.
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K may be payed with
, then copying a spell or ability
: Sacrifice Special K, eat a bowl of Special K, if you do, gain 6 life, then draw two cards |
2/3
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Trample, Menace
2/3
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As an additional cost to cast Raisinshot, pay half of a
or
Raisinshot pings any target Storm |
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As an additional cost to cast Meow, tap a Cat you control
Target opponent gives you a card, return it at the end of the match |
When Smurf enters the battlefield, you may return target creature to it's owners hand
1/1
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Equip Boar
Equipped Boar has " : Add one mana of any color" |
2/2
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As an additional cost to cast Enraging Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Enraging Dream deals 5 damage to target creature or player |
When Coal Curd dies add
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: Add , then you gain 1 life |
: Sacrifice Grey GMO Goo, gain 1 life, then feel sad and emptyI mean, it makes me feel a little better
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Career Ender
(mythic)
Megashroom
(uncommon)
Acrobatic Gymnast // The Splits
(uncommon)
A storm is coming to take my internet
(uncommon)
Special K
(common)
Clayman of Nam Yalc
(common)
Orc of Mykazoo
(common)
Raisinshot
(common)
Meow
(common)
Smurf
(common)
Boar Ring
(common)
Polar Bear
(common)
Enraging Dream
(common)
Coal Curd
(common)
Wheatfarm
(basic)
Grey GMO Goo
(token)





, then copying a spell or ability
: Sacrifice Special K, eat a bowl of Special K, if you do, gain 6 life, then draw two cards
or