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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Wild Soul
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying
2/2
 
Yagdoook
{5}{s}{r}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Yagdoook
When Yagdoook enters the battlefield destroy all Cats
7/7
Competitive Eater
{1}{r/b}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Fatso
Haste
Whenever Competitive Eater attacks you may pay {2} if you do, destroy target Food
2/1
Psychotic Arsonist
{3}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Pyromancer
When Psychotic Arsonist enters the battlefield it deals 2 damage to target creature or player
Madness {2}{r} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)
2/2
Swiper no Swiping!
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Instant
Destroy each card named Swiper, He who Swipes
Mick's Crafter
{1}{w/u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Add {w} or {u}
1/2
Raisinshot
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Raisinshot, pay half of a {c} or {b}
Raisinshot pings any target
Storm
Boost
{u/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Open a booster pack, you may put a card from among it into your hand, then shuffle the dirty remains
Protect Belief
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. If this targets a Cleric it costs {1} less to cast and has "You gain that much life"
Thinker
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Alien
{t}: Scry 1
{4}{t}: Draw a card
Their planet is hall after hall of still Thinker, this is how their race survived
1/1
Life Up!
{1}
 
 C 
Instant
Life Up!'s mana cost may be payed only with W, R or G

Gain 8 life

If you control a Internetian, gain 12 life instead
Banishment
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Exile target creature
Surge Protector
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip blue artifact
Equipped permanent has Protection from red instants.
et-Sah
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Lizard
2/1
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Balloon
 T 
Token Artifact
Pop, Sacrifice Balloon: Balloon pings target Child or Idiot
Crew Wizard
As long as Balloon is a creature, it's toughness is equal to any amount of the number of artifacts you sacrificed as it resolved, it's power is equal to the rest
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Wild Soul (common, foil)
Yagdoook (mythic)
Competitive Eater (uncommon)
Psychotic Arsonist (uncommon)
Swiper no Swiping! (uncommon)
Mick's Crafter (common)
Raisinshot (common)
Boost (common)
Protect Belief (common)
Thinker (common)
Life Up! (common)
Banishment (common)
Surge Protector (common)
et-Sah (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Balloon (token)