[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Teenagehood Hood    R  Enchantment Artifact – Equipment Equip Teenager Equip damaged Teenager Creatures gain Hungry 2 Creatures with nudity in their art get 2/+2 Black creatures get +2/+2	Etanod    U  Legendary Creature – Etanod Whenever you give money, win those many games 3/3	Pardon    U  Sorcery Return target creature from exile to the battlefield tapped.	Coastal Wizard    U  Creature – Human Wizard , : Return target creature to it's owner's hand. That player may pay and exile it. When they do, return that creature to the battlefield with an additional two +1/+1 counters on it at the beginning of their next upkeep. 2/2
Beggar    C  Creature – Human Citizen : Pacify an untapped creature an opponent controls unless they pay . When they do, create a Treasure token. , : Transform Beggar Spare some change? Spare some change? 1/1 Bagger    C  Creature – Human Worker At the beginning of each turn, put a -1/-1 counter on Bagger and untap it. : Store target artifact Food onto another artifact with Storage and a higher converted mana cost. At the end of each turn, add . I feel 0% better and I just wanna go back to the street... 1/2	Stack Clog    C  Artifact – Unspeakable Split Second Stack Clog does not resolve : Eat wet hair, and smell dog farts, lose 5 life, Stack Clog resolves, only opponents may activate this ability, and only if Stack Clog is on the stack	Strawberry Cheesecake    C  Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Strawberry Cheesecake, gain 5 life, activate this ability only if you have lost more than $99.99 CAD this turn	Uncontained Giggling    C  Instant – Urge Cast Uncontained Giggling only after an opponent's spell does not resolve. Laugh 4 (To Laugh, laugh for at least four seconds. If you do, you gain 4 life.)
Pylon    C  Artifact : Move target Vehicle	Flavorful A    C  Instant – Urge Gain 1 life for each word in target permanent's flavor text	Wandering Soul    C  Creature – Spirit Flying, Lifelink 1/2	Peaceful Aetherborn    C  Creature – Aetherborn When Peaceful Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each land you control. I understand my place in this world, I am fine knowing I will arrive, experience, and pass; The world will heed me as nothing more, naturally. 2/2
Horrific Dream    C  Sorcery As an additional cost to cast Horrific Dream, tap an untapped creature you control Each player discards a card and loses 2 life.	Meta    C  Instant Say something meta or break character, if you do, draw a card	Ten Year Old Funnyboi    B  Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child : Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn "RANDOM = FUNNY" says He 0/1	Sound Cloud  T  Token Artifact Sacrifice Sound Cloud: You gain 1 life and Sound Cloud pings any target

Teenagehood Hood (rare)
Etanod (uncommon)
Pardon (uncommon)
Coastal Wizard (uncommon)
Beggar (common)
Stack Clog (common)
Strawberry Cheesecake (common)
Uncontained Giggling (common)
Pylon (common)
Flavorful (common)
Wandering Soul (common)
Peaceful Aetherborn (common)
Horrific Dream (common)
Meta (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Sound Cloud (token)