[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.).
5/4
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: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender, then pop a pill2/2
: Create a colorless Prescription artifact token, then eat a carrot2/2
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Chef Habitat
Cook Cookie – ![]() (![]() : Create a Cookie token) |
Gotcha – Whenever an opponent is hypocritical, you may say Gotcha. If you do, choose one:
– Hypocritical Hippocricket drains 5 to any target – Hypocritical Hippocricket gets +5/+1 and gains your choice of Flying or Trample until end of turn. Whenever you are hypocritical or have a Gotcha ability activated against you, sacrifice Hypocritical Hippocricket. 1/5
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Target player reads a card to all other player's simultaneously, then draws a card
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Whenever a Weird, Child or Idiot enters the battlefield, tap target creature and Cringe deals 1 damage to it
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![]() : +2/+0 until end of turn3/2
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: Tap target Food you control, gain 2 life or draw a card
![]() ![]() ![]() : Eat some Food an opponent controls, if they don't get you back until end of turn, draw a card at your end step |
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Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
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: Sacrifice Pickle, gain 1 life, instead gain 2 life if you have drunken vinegar today |
As an additional cost to cast Hopeful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
You gain 3 life and untap target creature you control with converted mana cost 3 or less |
Open a booster pack, you may put a card from among it into your hand, then shuffle the dirty remains
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Flying
Passenger 1 (Whenever Flying Carpet attacks and isn't blocked, you may place up to one blocked creatures you control on it UEOT. Flying Carpet gets +X/+0 where X is the total power of cards placed on it.) 1/2
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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is black in addition to it's other colors |
: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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Planeswalk
2/2
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Father Fodder
(rare)
Pharmer // Farmacist
(uncommon)
Cookie Cookery
(uncommon)
Hypocritical Hippocricket
(uncommon)
Good Read (RTFC)
(common)
Cringe
(common)
Volatile Hitmyran
(common)
Fork (The Utility)
(common)
Take a Dump
(common)
Pickle
(common)
Hopeful Dream
(common)
Boost
(common)
Flying Carpet
(common)
Black Aura
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Astronaut
(token)



: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender, then pop a pill


