[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Bacteria-Feeder    R  Creature – Insect Flying When Bacteria-Feeder enters the battlefield, exile up to one target Germ creature. When you do, you gain 1 life and draw a card. What they once were they now consume. 2/3	Yedi    U  Creature – Yeti Jedi Flash When Yedi enters the battlefield exile target creature. Until end of turn, spells you cast cost less to cast where X is the exiled creatures converted mana cost. 2/2	Summertime    U  Enchantment Creatures can't attack, and black spells cant be cast At the beginning of your Upkeep, put a Fun counter on Summertime When there are 5 or more Fun counters on Summertime, sacrifice it, all players win the game	Jediism    U  Enchantment – Aura Enchant white or blue creature Enchanted creature gains ": Be quiet for 6 seconds, for each time you have a non-sexual thought, gain 2 life" Sithism    U  Enchantment – Aura Enchant red or black creature Enchanted creature gains ": Be loud for 4 seconds, for each time you say something sexual, target player loses 4 life"
Midget    C  Creature – Human 0.5/0.5	Yarn Golem    C  Creature – Golem : Put a -1/-1 counter on Yarn Golem, create a Yarn token 3/3	Belief in Flight    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchant Child Enchanted Child has flying I BELIEVE I CAN FLY, I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY	Boosterbot    C  Artifact Creature – Construct Magnetic (You may have this creature enter the battlefield enchanting target Construct. If you do, enchanted creature has this permanent's text box.) 2/2
Sunset    C  Sorcery It becomes Nighttime.	Pepperoni Pizza    C  Artifact – Food : Sacrifice one eighth of Pepperoni Pizza, draw a card, then gain 2 life if the drawn card was the color of a pizza topping you have eaten in the past 24 hours	Gucci Handbag    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature gains, ": Attach this creature with an equipment, all counters provided by the equipment are doubled"	Nayasaur    C  Creature – Dinosaur Trample 3/3
Number Carrier    C  Creature – Worker Whenever you do a Math equation, you may tap Number Carrier, if you do, you may draw a card, Number Carrier doesn't untap at your next untap step	Crab    C  Creature – Crab Crab is Red : Crab has +1/+0 until end of turn 0/1	Grainforest    B  Basic Land : Add and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.	Trinket  T  Legendary Token Creature – Bear Trample, Indestructible 4/3

Bacteria-Feeder (rare)
Yedi (uncommon)
Summertime (uncommon)
Jediism // Sithism (uncommon)
Midget (common)
Yarn Golem (common)
Belief in Flight (common)
Boosterbot (common)
Sunset (common)
Pepperoni Pizza (common)
Gucci Handbag (common)
Nayasaur (common)
Number Carrier (common)
Crab (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Trinket (token)