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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Sponge Reefs
 
 R 
Legendary Land
Sponge Reefs enters the battlefield tapped
{t}: Add {w} or {g}
{t}: Create four 0/2 Spongebody tokens with Defender and "Whenever you are dealt damage, redirect that damage to this token" and "{t}: Gain 1 life" activate this ability only if you have 50 or more life
The Sponge Reefs are a great attraction on the eastern Brazilian coastline, as well as home to Spongebodies
Sandy Oak
{2}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Treefolk
Whenever Sandy Oak blocks a creature, create a 1/1 Sand creature token that you may assign as a blocker, blocking the creature Sandy Oak is blocking.
2/4
Candy Bear
{w}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Artifact Creature – Food Bear
{w}{r}{g}{t}: Sacrifice Candy Bear, create four Bear Paws
2/2
Flatog
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Atog
Lifelink
Sacrifice a Plains: +0/+1 and Vigilance until end of turn
1/2
Clayman of Nam Yalc
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Clayman
2/3
Hyun Warrior
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Warrior
Haste, First Strike
2/2
Minitaur
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Minotaur Child
1/1
Mad Nomad
{2}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Nomad
{2}{r}: Ping any target
2/2
Teenager
{10}{r}{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Evil Teenager Idiot
13/13
Hedgehog
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant Boar
{g}{t}: Tap or untap another target plant
1/1
Mr Commitment Issues
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Mr Commitment Issues cannot be combined or bred with other creatures

At the end of every turn remove all counters from Mr Commitment Issues
4/4
Censor Bar
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Censor Bar only when opponent swears
Choose one:
-Physically harm opponent
-Draw a card
Hopeful Dream
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Hopeful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
You gain 3 life and untap target creature you control with converted mana cost 3 or less
Digsite Digger
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Worker
{2}{t}: Return target artifact from your graveyard to the battlefield
2/2
Rigsite Rigger
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Rigger
{2}{t}: Assemble a Contraption
2/2
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Cake
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Gain 2 life, gain 4 life instead if you've consumed sugar today

Sponge Reefs (rare)
Sandy Oak (uncommon)
Candy Bear (uncommon)
Flatog (uncommon)
Clayman of Nam Yalc (common)
Hyun Warrior (common)
Minitaur (common)
Mad Nomad (common)
Teenager (common)
Hedgehog (common)
Mr Commitment Issues (common)
Censor Bar (common)
Hopeful Dream (common)
Digsite Digger // Rigsite Rigger (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Cake (token)