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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Cupid, Faerie Matchmaker
{2}{w}{r}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Faerie
Flying, Hexproof

{t}: Tap two Humans you control, gain life equal to their CMCs, then create a Baby token
Blessed by the Queen of Hearts in the year -69 BC
2/2
Make you easier to kill
{x}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Switch target creature's power and toughness. Activate this ability only if that creature's toughness is greater than it's power. Make you easier to kill deals X damage to that creature. It must attack next turn.
Futurama
{5}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Instant – TVShow
Reenact the entire plot of Futurama
Boon of Fortune
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Boon of Fortune enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and gains Lifelink.
Squirrel Pearl
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token
Dust
{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Slithering Ekam
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Snake
3/3
Water Elemelon
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
Hexproof
{u}: Target Land becomes an Island until end of turn
1/2
Hood
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equip Rogue {0}
Equipped creature has Shroud and Shadow.
Wink
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Whenever a player would Laugh this turn, you may wink instead.
Hummingbyrd
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying, Super haste
1/1
Double Jump
{3}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Two target creatures gain Jump Boost 2 until end of turn
Gremlin
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Horror
2/1
Pingstorm
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Ping any target
Storm
Deep-Forest Emerald-Skin
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Lizard
Vigilance
3/4
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Cookie
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Cookie, gain 1 life, gain 5 life instead if you ate a cookie less than three minutes before activating this ability

Cupid, Faerie Matchmaker (rare)
Make you easier to kill (uncommon)
Futurama (uncommon)
Boon of Fortune (uncommon)
Squirrel Pearl (common)
Dust (common)
Slithering Ekam (common)
Water Elemelon (common)
Hood // Wink (common)
Hummingbyrd (common)
Double Jump (common)
Gremlin (common)
Pingstorm (common)
Deep-Forest Emerald-Skin (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Cookie (token)