[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Cast Mentorality only if you know something target opponent doesn't know
Teach the thing to that same target opponent, if they understand gain 20 life |
When Bonecrusher Zombie enters the battlefield, if it is Halloween, destroy target Skeleton.
3/3
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When Two-Headed Tnaig enters the battlefield, create a token that is a copy of it, the combine them
0.5/0.5
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Flash
A deck can have any number of cards named Bunnyrat When Bunnyrat enters the battlefield, Ripple 100 (When you cast this spell, you may reveal the top one hundred cards of your library. You may cast any revealed cards with the same name as this spell without paying their mana costs. Put the rest on the bottom of your library.) Bunnyrat's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures that share a name with it you control. they breed like... oh fuck.
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Equip equipment
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.  : Choose a card on Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Pocket for at least one turn.) for things with art smaller than a breadbox.
 , Drop Pocket from a height equal to your waist-level give or take two centimeters: Store as many permanents it touches on it as you can. |
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Counter target counterspell
"Counter that."
"Heh good thing im splashing blue" "Do we even want to play this game?" "I think it's like Golf." |
You may have any number of cards named Dragonballer in your deck
 : Combine Dragonballer with another card named Dragonballer, put a Fusion counter on Dragonballer
When there are 9001 or more Fusion counters on Dragonballer you win the game and all opponents binge watch each episode of target Anime |
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Habitat, Rental (You may put this card from your onto the battlefield. If you do, put X Rent counters on it, where X is it's converted mana cost.
When this permanent leaves the battlefield, if it has any Rent counters on it, you lose the game. : Remove a Rent counter from this permanent.)
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, they may give you $200.00 CAD for each creature inhabiting this structure. If they don't, they lose the game. |
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Smoke –
, Sacrifice Cigarette, Pretend to Smoke for 2.25 seconds: Put a -0/-1 counter on target creature and put a Guilt counter on each of it's Parent creatures. If four or more -0/-1 counters are put on a creature this way, it gains Deathtouch |
Mentorality
(rare)
Bonecrusher Zombie
(uncommon)
Two-Headed Tnaig
(uncommon)
Tuna Sammich Maker
(uncommon)
High Schooler
(common)
Sword with Daddy Issues
(common)
Bunnyrat
(common)
Pocket
(common)
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE!
(common)
Dragonballer
(common)
Bubble
(common)
Kale
(common)
Apartment Complex
(common)
Feminazi
(common)
Wheatfarm
(basic)
Cigarette
(token)