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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Storage Wars
{5}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Enchantment
When Storage Wars enters the battlefield, create X Shipping Containers, where X is thrice the number of players
{r}{r}: Target player fights another player, if they win, they may discard a card, if they do, they draw a card
Mana Nana
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Chef
Cook Bread – {2} ({2}: Create a Bread token)
Whenever a Food token enters the battlefield under your control, add {g}.
2/2
Pickle Rick
{3}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Anthropomorphist
im cancer
4/4
Mario
{1}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human Worker
Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Mario up to two inches.)
{t}: Destroy target Block or Monster.
2/3
Microphone
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature {1}{u} or {1}{r}
If the former Equip cost was paid, equipped creature is an Advisor. If the latter was paid, equipped creature is a Musician.
Bumfart
{g/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Put an Infect counter on target player
Bad Omen
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery – Omen
(Omens can only be cast after an opponent plays a legendary creature. That creature becomes the Antichrist for the remainder of the game)
Speculate 3
Until end of turn, whenever a card would instruct a player to Trade, instead each of their opponents creates a 2/2 black Evil creature token with First Strike.
Mint
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{u}{t}, Sacrifice Mint: Remove all -1/-1 counters from target creature
Bubble
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
Flying
{1}: Destroy Bubble, any player may activate this ability
Practical Joke
{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Play a prank on target opponent, if they fall for it, Practical Joke shocks them
Poopy Fart
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Banishment
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Exile target creature
Gift of Growth
{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Growth enters the battlefield, draw a card
Enchanted creature gains Trample.
Hot Dog
{g}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Wolf Elemental
Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn), Haste
The Hot Dogs lived happily from the beginning of time, that was until Humans came around...
2/2
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Dude
 T 
Token Creature – Human
1/1

Storage Wars (rare)
Mana Nana (uncommon)
Pickle Rick (uncommon)
Mario (uncommon)
Microphone (common)
Bumfart (common)
Bad Omen (common)
Mint (common)
Bubble (common)
Practical Joke (common)
Poopy Fart (common)
Banishment (common)
Gift of Growth (common)
Hot Dog (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Dude (token)