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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Gate to Hell
{5}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Artifact – Gate
The first time five or more creatures are attacking while Gate to Hell is in play, target Demon you control becomes Gate to Hell's Keyholder for the remainder of the game
{t}: Add {b}{b}{b} only if Gate to Hell is a Land
Credit Card
{4}{u}
 
 U 
Artifact
Rather than spending mana to cast spells or activate abilities you may put X debit counters on Credit Card where X is the amount of mana you would have spent.
{1}: Remove a debt counter from Credit Card
At the beginning of the end step, if there are 5 or more debt counters on Credit Card, you lose the game
Hurdur's Amusement
{w}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Sacrifice an Orc you control, another target Orc gains Indestructible until end of turn
Air Plane
 U 
Plane – Randomania
White, blue and elemental creatures get +1/+1 and gain Flying
Whenever you roll {chaos}, pay {x} then choose one:
-Return X creatures to their owners hands
-Exile X creatures until end of turn
Fly
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
Flying
0.5/0.5
Red Rag
{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Amooza!
{1}{w}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Amooza!, Say "Amooza!!" as loud as you can: You gain 5 life
Rabid Rabbit
{b/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit Zombie
Infect, Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Rabid Rabbit up to two inches.)
2/1
NeverWet
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target thing becomes Hydrophobic until end of turn
At the beginning of your upkeep, gain $2500.00 for each YouTuber you control
Cast to Shadow
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes a 0/1 Shadow creature until end of turn, it gains "This creature cannot tap or be the target of spells or abilities"
And with a flick of the wizards hand, i became a shadow
Assnaut
{1}{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey Astronaut
Assnaut cannot attack if defending player controls Lands
1/1
Giegote
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Satyr
2/2
Miracle
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Gain 5 life

Miracle {0}
Suit Tailor
{1}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Artificer
{t}: Flip a coin, if it lands on tails, you may play an equipment with converted mana cost 3 or less from your hand
1/2
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Doty
 T 
Legendary Token Artifact Creature – Golem
Indestructible, Trample
4/3

Gate to Hell (rare)
Credit Card (uncommon)
Hurdur's Amusement (uncommon)
Air Plane (uncommon)
Fly (common)
Red Rag (common)
Amooza! (common)
Rabid Rabbit (common)
NeverWet (common)
Cast to Shadow (common)
Assnaut (common)
Giegote (common)
Miracle (common)
Suit Tailor (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Doty (token)