[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Psionic Prison    R  Enchantment – Aura Curse Enchant player Whenever a creature enchanted player controls would become tapped, return it to it's owners hand, unless it's controller pays . : Tap target creature.	Aunt Ante    U  Legendary Creature – Human (Before the start of the game remove this card from your deck if you're not playing for ante) Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to Aunt Ante by creatures that are not named Uncle Istvan. Whenever damage is prevented this way, it's source's controller adds a card to the ante. 1/3 Ante Ant    U  Creature – Insect When Ante Ant enters the battlefield you lose 1 life and each player adds a card to the ante 0/1	Decc Stacc    U  Sorcery You may put any number of cards in any order in any zone as long you own them	Etanod    U  Legendary Creature – Etanod Whenever you give money, win those many games 3/3
Evolve    C  Instant Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, if it is a double-faced card, transform it	Respawn    C  Instant Respawn target Gamer	Ancient Vil    C  Creature – Vil Ancient Vil is Historic Ancient Vil enters the battlefield with 999999999999999 Age counters on it In the olden days (b4 big bang) there were Vils who were the first evil creatures, they became Evils when the idea for the internet became possible, right when the big bang wiped out their species 1/1	Illuminate the Appetite    C  Instant Counter target white spell or destroy target white creature
Fire Elemelon    C  Artifact Creature – Food Elemental Haste, Firebreathing (: +1/+0 until end of turn) 2/1	Beggar    C  Creature – Human Citizen : Pacify an untapped creature an opponent controls unless they pay . When they do, create a Treasure token. , : Transform Beggar Spare some change? Spare some change? 1/1 Bagger    C  Creature – Human Worker At the beginning of each turn, put a -1/-1 counter on Bagger and untap it. : Store target artifact Food onto another artifact with Storage and a higher converted mana cost. At the end of each turn, add . I feel 0% better and I just wanna go back to the street... 1/2	Peaceful Aetherborn    C  Creature – Aetherborn When Peaceful Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each land you control. I understand my place in this world, I am fine knowing I will arrive, experience, and pass; The world will heed me as nothing more, naturally. 2/2	Flavorful A    C  Instant – Urge Gain 1 life for each word in target permanent's flavor text
Digsite Digger    C  Artifact Creature – Worker : Return target artifact from your graveyard to the battlefield 2/2 Rigsite Rigger    C  Artifact Creature – Rigger : Assemble a Contraption 2/2	Tinsel    C  Artifact When Tinsel enters the battlefield attach it to target Snow Creature – Treefolk or Snow Artifact Creature – Treefolk The creature Tinsel is attached to gains Attractive	Ten Year Old Funnyboi    B  Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child : Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn "RANDOM = FUNNY" says He 0/1	Suicide Bomber  T  Token Creature – Human Soldier : Sacrifice Suicide Bomber, it shocks target creature or Structure 2/3

Psionic Prison (rare)
Aunt Ante // Ante Ant (uncommon)
Decc Stacc (uncommon)
Etanod (uncommon)
Evolve (common)
Respawn (common)
Ancient Vil (common)
Illuminate the Appetite (common)
Fire Elemelon (common)
Beggar (common)
Peaceful Aetherborn (common)
Flavorful (common)
Digsite Digger // Rigsite Rigger (common)
Tinsel (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Suicide Bomber (token)