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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Dehumanization
{5}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Enchantment
Creatures may not have or gain the creature type
Falter of Fate
{3}{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Choose one:
– Put target permanent on the top of it's owners library
– Search target player's library for a card and put it onto the top of their library, then shuffle.
Rowling's App
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Cast Rowling's App only if you control a Legendary Author creature
Equip Equipment: Pay CAD $9.99
Equipped Equipment has "Equipped creature has "{t}: Add {u}{u}""
Impacting Meteor
 
 U 
Land
When Impacting Meteor enters the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to target creature
{t}: Add {c}
Pile of Trash
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
When Pile of Trash enters the battlefield, create two colorless Junk tokens.
Apple Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
All Artifacts gain "{t}: Google"
{2}{c}{c}: Gain 1 life for each Artifact that Googled this turn
On A Stick
{2}
 
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed permanent is a food equipment in addition to it's other types and gains Equip Fatso {2}
Sacrifice Suffixed permanent: put two +0/+1 counters on Equipped Fatso, activate this ability only if Suffixed permanent is equipped to a Fatso
Gift of Power
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Power enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Deathtouch.
Furrytize
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is a Furry in addition to it's other types until end of turn
They are corrupting our children!
Make
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Make something
Hellfyre Shot
{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Kicker – {2}{b}
If Hellfyre Shot was kicked, it has Deathtouch.
Hellfyre Shot deals 2 damage to target creature.
Water Bottle of Fliptude
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
When Water Bottle of Fliptude enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you put a water bottle on top of it

{1}{t}: Flip the water bottle on Water Bottle of Fliptude, if you succeed, you may tap or untap target permanent
Trade
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Trade Magic (You and target opponent each put a Magic card from your hands into the other player's hand.)
Root Shot
{g}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Deal 3 damage to target flying creature.
Cycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Pig
 T 
Creature – Boar
2/2

Dehumanization (rare)
Falter of Fate (uncommon)
Rowling's App (uncommon)
Impacting Meteor (uncommon)
Pile of Trash (common)
Apple Logo (common)
On A Stick (common)
Gift of Power (common)
Furrytize (common)
Make (common)
Hellfyre Shot (common)
Water Bottle of Fliptude (common)
Trade (common)
Root Shot (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Pig (token)