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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
RNGesus
{5}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary 256 – 256
Three times every turn:
Choose a number between -128 and 128 (inclusive)
Generate a random number within the same parameters.
If the chosen number = the generated random number, you win the game!
If not, draw a card
RNGesus, as old as the Biblical Age, still lives!
256/256
Ghost Pepper
{r}{g}{b}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food
{1}{r}{g}{b}{t}: Target player eats a Ghost Pepper, create a black Spirit for each sound of pain they make
Yo-Yo
{1}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature
Equipped creature is a Yoyomaster in addition to it's other types and gains "{t}: Yo-Yo pings target creature, then return that creature to it's owners hand"
Skyrocket
{1}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Artifact
{w}{u}: Triple the amount of counters on another target permanent, put a Height counter on Skyrocket

Whenever Skyrocket has three or more Height counters on it, exile it, then gain 3 life for each counter on permanents you control
Chewed Leaf
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Shoe of Nigel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature has Landwalk
Wetten
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target artifact or creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors until end of turn. Tap that artifact or creature, if an artifact is tapped this way, it does not untap during it's controllers next untap step
Draw a card
Fatboi
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fatso
Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add {r}.)
2/3
Illuminate the Heart
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target blue spell or destroy target blue creature.
Pupucaca
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Strive – {b}

Sacrifice a creature, target opponent loses 2 life, then you gain 2 life
Ingrown Toenail
{b/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable Equipment
Equip {4}
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
Air Elemelon
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
Flying
{t}: Another target creature with converted mana cost 3 or less gains Flying until end of turn
1/1
Yolk Yokel
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Egg Farmer
{t}: Create a 0/1 white and green Egg creature token with Defender
1/1
Warrior's Pillow
{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +1/+0 and Reach
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Shipping Container
 T 
Artifact – Structure
Idiot and Rat Habitat
Storage 5

RNGesus (mythic)
Ghost Pepper (uncommon)
Yo-Yo (uncommon)
Skyrocket (uncommon)
Chewed Leaf (common)
Shoe of Nigel (common)
Wetten (common)
Fatboi (common)
Illuminate the Heart (common)
Pupucaca (common)
Ingrown Toenail (common)
Air Elemelon (common)
Yolk Yokel (common)
Warrior's Pillow (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Shipping Container (token)