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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Randomize
{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target card becomes another random card until end of turn
 
MC200
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 M 
omg – omg
like wot?
Unwilling Bodyguard
{2}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Zombie Soldier
Spectacle {2}{b} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.)
All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to Unwilling Bodyguard instead.
Whenever Unwilling Bodyguard is dealt damage or dies, target player discards a card.
2/4
Demolition
{2}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Put two Destruction counters on any number of Structures
Pierce Armor
{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Kicker – {r}
Pierce Armor deals 1 damage to target creature, it cannot block this turn. If Pierce Armor was kicked, that creature loses all abilities until your next turn.
Yuyu Imp
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Imp Idiot
{t}: Add {u}
{2}{u}, {t}: Create a Book token
the imps of the yuyusian hills are known to be wimpy
0/0.999
Gag
{b/g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, if it would die this way bounce it instead
Yolk Yokel
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Egg Farmer
{t}: Create a 0/1 white and green Egg creature token with Defender
1/1
Gotta Go Fast!
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Gotta Go Fast! is Blue
Target Anime Protagonist Plant Boar you control gains Flash until end of turn
hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/?
 
 C 
Basic Snow Land – Plains Island Swamp Mountain Forest
When hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? enters the battlefield, you lose 1 life unless you control a permanent.
{t}: Add {10}
Feed
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature loses Hungry
Illuminate the Heart
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target blue spell or destroy target blue creature.
Amoral Aetherborn
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
Deathtouch
I am unsatisfied with my lifespan, so I will use my tools to increase it.
2/2
Add Frenzy
{3}{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a card, then put it into your hand
Storm
JUST KEEP CLICKING NEW CARD, IDEAS WILL COME TO YOU!!
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Cockroach
 T 
Token Creature – Insect
Deathtouch
Whenever you cast a green or black spell, Cockroach gains Infect until end of turn
1/1

Randomize (common, foil)
MC200 (mythic)
Unwilling Bodyguard (uncommon)
Demolition (uncommon)
Pierce Armor (uncommon)
Yuyu Imp (common)
Gag (common)
Yolk Yokel (common)
Gotta Go Fast! (common)
hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? (common)
Feed (common)
Illuminate the Heart (common)
Amoral Aetherborn (common)
Add Frenzy (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Cockroach (token)