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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Homer Simpson
{4}{y}{y}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Simpson Fatso
Homer Simpson enters the battlefield with three D'oh! counters on it
Whenever Homer Simpson is dealt damage, you may remove a D'oh! counter from it, if you do, prevent all damage that would be dealt to Homer Simpson this turn
The fattest of the Springfieldians
2/10
Shipwreck
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Destroy target blue Artifact Creature Vehicle with Swimming and/or Islandwalk
Joker
{b}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Clown Villain
Haste, Scarred 6 (Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals 6 damage to all other creatures.)
4/1
Futurama
{5}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Instant – TVShow
Reenact the entire plot of Futurama
Scandinavian Dog
{w/g}{s}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
Vigilance
{t}: Björk
2/3
Rarity curve is hard
 
 C 
 
Just sayin'
Pringles Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
{1}: Target player eats a Pringle, any player may activate this ability

Whenever any player eats a Pringle, they draw a card and gain 2 life
Asterisk
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Asterisk only when opponent swears
Choose one:
-Physically harm opponent
-Draw a card
Amoral Aetherborn
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
Deathtouch
I am unsatisfied with my lifespan, so I will use my tools to increase it.
2/2
Clone Trooper
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Clone Soldier
Haste, Vigilance
2/2
Combo
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Multikicker {r}
Combo pings any target, then pings any target an additional time for each time Combo was kicked
Thievery
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
{b}, Tap two Rogues you control: Steal a card from an opponent's hand
Growth
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put twenty +1/+1 counters on target creature you control
Flying Carpet
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct
Flying

Passenger 1 (Whenever Flying Carpet attacks and isn't blocked, you may place up to one blocked creatures you control on it UEOT. Flying Carpet gets +X/+0 where X is the total power of cards placed on it.)
1/2
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
GMOPork
 T 
Artifact – "Fude"
{t}: Sacrifice GMOPork, smell a dog fart, and eat wet hair

Homer Simpson (rare)
Shipwreck (uncommon)
Joker (uncommon)
Futurama (uncommon)
Scandinavian Dog (common)
Rarity curve is hard (common)
Pringles Logo (common)
Asterisk (common)
Amoral Aetherborn (common)
Clone Trooper (common)
Combo (common)
Thievery (common)
Growth (common)
Flying Carpet (common)
Grainforest (basic)
GMOPork (token)