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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Freakshow
{10}{b}{r}
 
 M 
Sorcery
Spectacle {7}{b}{r} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.)
Choose one:
– Create eight 2/1 red Devil creature tokens with Haste and "When this creature dies it deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker"
– Create an 8/8 black Monster creature token with Haste, Trample, Menace and "Whenever this creature enters the battlefield, attacks or dies, you may have it deal 8 damage to any target"
Death Strike
{2}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Infect
Death Strike deals 3 damage to any target.
Swiper no Swiping!
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Instant
Destroy each card named Swiper, He who Swipes
Codename: Equestrian
{3}{w}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Centaur
Horsemanship
Other Horses you control get +0/+2 and gain Trample
3/5
Faciality
{1}{g}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Creatures with Faces in their art have +1/+1
Sword with Daddy Issues
{1}{b}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Unequip {4}
Equipped creature has +2/+0 and First Strike
Dark Fae of the NEMBK
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Faerie
Flying, Lifelink
1/1
Pine Tree
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Squirrel Habitat
{1}{g}, {t}: Target creature inhabiting this structure gets +3/+3 this turn.
{5}{g}, {t}, Sacrifice Pine Tree: Create four 0/2 green Plant creature tokens with Defender.
a card frfr?
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Choose one:
– Target creature gains Lure this turn.
– Target creature gains Indestructible this turn.
Entwine {1} (Choose both if you pay the entwine cost.)
common 500 again i guess hecc
 
 C 
 
Jab
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
You jab any target (a jab is a quick unprepared poke with up to three fingers), then Jab shocks it
Orc of Mykazoo
{w}{b}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Orc Warrior
Trample, Menace
2/3
Rabid Rabbit
{b/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit Zombie
Infect, Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Rabid Rabbit up to two inches.)
2/1
Spring-in-the-step
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target creature has Jump Boost 1 until end of turn
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Dude
 T 
Token Creature – Human
1/1

Freakshow (mythic)
Death Strike (uncommon)
Swiper no Swiping! (uncommon)
Codename: Equestrian (uncommon)
Faciality (common)
Sword with Daddy Issues (common)
Dark Fae of the NEMBK (common)
Pine Tree (common)
a card frfr? (common)
common 500 again i guess hecc (common)
Jab (common)
Orc of Mykazoo (common)
Rabid Rabbit (common)
Spring-in-the-step (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Dude (token)