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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Explosive Diarrhea
{5}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Sorcery
Defecate 7 (Exile seven cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). If you do, destroy target permanent with converted mana cost 7 or less.
Fish (the Verb)
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Tap target blue creature.

Until end of turn, it becomes 0/1, loses all abilities except that it gains Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming).
Aging
{3}{g}
 
 U 
Instant
Put four Age counters on target creatures
Boon of Fortune
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Boon of Fortune enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and gains Lifelink.
Enraging Dream
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Enraging Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Enraging Dream deals 5 damage to target creature or player
Abandon Building
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Structure
Enchanted Structure cannot be inhabited (so remove all the inhabitants LOL)
Buzz Lightyear
{3}
 
 C 
Legendary Artifact Creature – Demon Robot Toy
Flying
2/3
Pig Tails
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Female Human Child {1}
Equipped Female Human Child has Hexproof and gains "Tap a Boar you control: Flip a coin, if it lands on Tails, gain 2 life, activate this ability only once per turn"
A Jumpy Frog
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Frog
Jump Boost 1 ({e}: Move A Jumpy Frog up to one inches.)
"You askin' me why I'm so jumpy? Hell, there might be a witch around! I ain't turning into no prince again!"
0/1
Deckbox
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
Storage 2 (As long as there are two or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Deckbox and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Deckbox for at least one turn.)
Fight Reflex
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target opposed creature you control pings each creature opposing it
Flight Reflex
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Remove target opposed creature you control from combat
Ballerina
{2}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Fairy Child Dancer
Ballerina is Pink
{t}: Move Ballerina up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life.
The tutu doesn't make the pink weirdo
1/3
Vindictive Hitmyran
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Hitmyran
{1}{b}: +1/+1 until end of turn
2/3
Ass Carcass
{1}{g}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie Donkey
2/3
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Bruce Willis
 T 
Token Creature – Human Swaglord
8/8

Explosive Diarrhea (rare)
Fish (the Verb) (uncommon)
Aging (uncommon)
Boon of Fortune (uncommon)
Enraging Dream (common)
Abandon Building (common)
Buzz Lightyear (common)
Pig Tails (common)
A Jumpy Frog (common)
Deckbox (common)
Fight Reflex // Flight Reflex (common)
Ballerina (common)
Vindictive Hitmyran (common)
Ass Carcass (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Bruce Willis (token)