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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Logo of You
{5}
 
 R 
Artifact – Logo
When Logo of You enters the battlefield, you kill target player, drain their blood and draw a picture of them with their blood
Call to the Evilkillingfeast
{5}{w}{u}{g}
 
 U 
Instant
You may search your library for any number of Superhero creatures and put them onto the battlefield
The Feeding
{2}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
All creatures lose Hungry
ABCDEFGHIKLMN
{13}
 
 U 
Instant
When ABCDEFGHIKLMN enters the battlefield, if you didn't cast both ends you lose the game
When you cast ABCDEFGHIKLMN, if you cast both ends you win the game
13/13
OPQRSTUVWXYZ
{13}
 
 U 
Instant
When OPQRSTUVWXYZ enters the battlefield, if you didn't cast both ends you lose the game
When you cast OPQRSTUVWXYZ, if you cast both ends you win the game
13/13
No
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target spell that would win opponent the game
You may play No from your graveyard, library, hand, or exile
Spooky Scary Skeleton
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Skeleton
3/3
Ancient Vil
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Vil
Ancient Vil is Historic
Ancient Vil enters the battlefield with 999999999999999 Age counters on it
In the olden days (b4 big bang) there were Vils who were the first evil creatures, they became Evils when the idea for the internet became possible, right when the big bang wiped out their species
1/1
Yolk Yokel
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Egg Farmer
{t}: Create a 0/1 white and green Egg creature token with Defender
1/1
Skysheep
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Skysheep
Exile Skysheep: Create a Sound Cloud token
Oft mistaken for clouds
1/1
Shoe of Nigel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature has Landwalk
Hyun Warrior
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Warrior
Haste, First Strike
2/2
Teamer
{u}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Internetian Child
Pay {u}, {r}, or {g}: Teamer combines with another Internetian or Child until end of turn
Teamer gets +1/+1 for each creature it is combined with
bruh team bruh pls
1/1
Doze
{u/r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Tap target creature and create an Idea token
Mega Pig
{3}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
Trample
oink OINK
4/4
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Prescription
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Prescription, Pay CAD$0.99: Create a colorless Pill artifact token, activate this ability only if you live in Canada and control three or more Snow Lands
{t}, Sacrifice Prescription, Pay USD$999.99: Create a colorless Pill artifact token, activate this ability only if you live in The United States of America, control an Eagle creature and control three or more white, red and blue permanents
{t}, Sacrifice Prescription, Pay USD$99.99: Create a colorless Pill artifact token, activate this ability only if you live in The United States of America, control an Eagle creature, control three or more white, red and blue permanents, control a Legendary President creature named Barack Obama and control a permanent named Obama Care

Logo of You (rare)
Call to the Evilkillingfeast (uncommon)
The Feeding (uncommon)
ABCDEFGHIKLMN // OPQRSTUVWXYZ (uncommon)
No (common)
Spooky Scary Skeleton (common)
Ancient Vil (common)
Yolk Yokel (common)
Skysheep (common)
Shoe of Nigel (common)
Hyun Warrior (common)
Teamer (common)
Doze (common)
Mega Pig (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Prescription (token)