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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Rejoice in Riches
{3}{w}{w}
 
 R 
Sorcery
Gain 2 life for each Gold permanent you control
Two-Headed Tnaig
{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Tnaig Mutant
When Two-Headed Tnaig enters the battlefield, create a token that is a copy of it, the combine them
0.5/0.5
Mirror Myr
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact Creature – Myr Clone
{t}: Remove {1} from your mana pool, Mirror Myr becomes a copy of any target creature until end of turn
1/1
Heartbreak
{1}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Heartbreak deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature became unpaired this turn, it is dealt 20 damage instead.
Hood
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equip Rogue {0}
Equipped creature has Shroud and Shadow.
Wink
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Whenever a player would Laugh this turn, you may wink instead.
Funny Dirb
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dirb
Bonk: Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.)
1/1
Crackhead
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy
Snorting ({g}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
1/1
Bald Eagle
{1}{w}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Royal (Bald Eagle is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
Flying
3/3
Knight of the Fort
{2}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Knight
Defender
3/2
OCDManiac
{3}{w}{u}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
When OCDManiac enters the battlefield choose a number
If you don't have a number of cards in your hand equal to the chosen number, sacrifice OCDManiac and do three tics
1/1
Fork (The Utility)
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Tap target Food you control, gain 2 life or draw a card
{r}{r}{r}{t}: Eat some Food an opponent controls, if they don't get you back until end of turn, draw a card at your end step
Rarity curve is hard
 
 C 
 
Just sayin'
Gremlin
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Horror
2/1
Char
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Char pings any target, it becomes black until end of turn
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
IceCream
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Gain 2 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten Sugar today. Put a Lick counter on IceCream
When IceCream has 5 or more Lick counters on it, sacrifice it

Rejoice in Riches (rare)
Two-Headed Tnaig (uncommon)
Mirror Myr (uncommon)
Heartbreak (uncommon)
Hood // Wink (common)
Funny Dirb (common)
Crackhead (common)
Bald Eagle (common)
Knight of the Fort (common)
OCDManiac (common)
Fork (The Utility) (common)
Rarity curve is hard (common)
Gremlin (common)
Char (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
IceCream (token)