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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Allograft
{g}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Move any number of counters of any types from target permanent to another target permanent.
The future may have pregnant males
 
4Chandra
{2}{r}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Planeswalker – Chandra
+4: Create four Spam tokens
0: Alphas lose Menace and all Betas gain Menace (both until end of turn)
-4: Creatures gain Scarred 69 until end of turn. Double the number of Poison counters on players
4
Amazing Astronaut
{3}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Genius Astronaut
Spaceflight (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Spaceflight or by Astronauts)
Whenever another Astronaut you control is tapped, you may draw a card for each Genius you control
2/2
Talk Show
{4}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Gotcha – Whenever a word is said that is not Gotcha, you may say Gotcha, if you do, draw a card
Welcome back to episode 273 of the Magic The Gathering Show, here with me today is Mark Rosewater!
Norsery
{w}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Child Habitat
{w}: Put a Healing counter on target creature.
{b}: Put a Cruelty counter on target creature.
{r}: Put a Barbaric counter on target creature.
Whenever a creature inhabiting this structure is removed from it, you gain 8 life for each Healing counter on it, target player loses 6 life for each Cruelty counter on it, and Norsery deals 4 damage to any target for each Barbaric counter on it.
Missing 420
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Count 420 (Verbally count all integers between 1 and 420 (inclusive). If you do, you gain 420 life. Otherwise, exile Missing 420.).
Throw a card in your hand at target opponent. If you miss, draw a card. Otherwise, you lose the game.
Nemcatcher's Net
{11}
 
 C 
Artifact
Nemcatcher's Net enters the battlefield tapped
{11}, {t}, Sacrifice Nemcatcher's Net: Target Faerie you don't own or control gets +3/+3 and it's owner gains 45 life. It deals damage equal to it's power to you, twice.
Dungfeaster
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
Swampwalk
Tap a swamp you control, {b}: Target player loses 1 life
1/1
Chewed Leaf
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Merci
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
You gain 1 life. Then, repeat this process twice.
Bugbear
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Beast
Reach
Bugbear cannot attack unless you pay {1}.
3/1
Swiss Cheese
{x}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Swiss Cheese enters the battlefield with X Hole counters on it
Rats you control get +1/+1 for each Hole counter on Swiss Cheese
{t}: Sacrifice Swiss Cheese, gain 4 life minus the number of Hole counters on Swiss Cheese
Whenever there are more than 3 Age counters on Swiss Cheese, sacrifice it
E-Man
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
1/1
Luminous Aetherborn
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
When Luminous Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life.
I am here to be honored and to protect in return, I am a gift from the Aether above us.
2/2
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Junk
 T 
Token Artifact – Junk

Allograft (common, foil)
4Chandra (mythic)
Amazing Astronaut (uncommon)
Talk Show (uncommon)
Norsery (uncommon)
Missing 420 (common)
Nemcatcher's Net (common)
Dungfeaster (common)
Chewed Leaf (common)
Merci (common)
Bugbear (common)
Swiss Cheese (common)
E-Man (common)
Luminous Aetherborn (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Junk (token)