[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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When Gazorpazorpfield, Alternate Reality Garfield enters the battlefield, destroy all Food, then put those many +1/+1 counters on Gazorpazorpfield. You gain that much life and draw those many cards. For the remainder of this game, you have no maximum hand size
: Shuffle target damaged creature into it's owners library.
![]() : +4/+0 until end of turn
![]() : Destroy all Johns0/0
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Return target creature from exile to the battlefield tapped.
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Equip Female Wizard
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Equipped Female Wizard has +2/+1, is black, and has Flying |
Piyfs and Fyips get +X/+X where X is your life total
9/9
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Super haste, Jump Boost 2 (
: Move Rapid Rabbit up to two inches.)2/1
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Target creature becomes a 0/1 Shadow creature until end of turn, it gains "This creature cannot tap or be the target of spells or abilities"
And with a flick of the wizards hand, i became a shadow
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Enchanted creature gets +1/+1
Enchanted creature gets -1/-1
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When Pile of Trash enters the battlefield, create two colorless Junk tokens.
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Target player reads a card to all other player's simultaneously, then draws a card
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It's power and toughness is lopsided, it is filthily made in it's mana cost, and it is an Orc instead of an Ogre!
This common un-swag is lame! 5/8
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Equipped creature is a Sheep and gets +0/+X where X is the number of Sheep you control.
Yo dude check out this sick new merch, am I good enough now, daddy?
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Kicker
When Kickboxer enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, it gets +1/+1 and gains Haste until end of turn 1/1
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1/1
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Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.)
Create a Spam token. |
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life |
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Gazorpazorpfield, Alternate Reality Garfield
(rare)
Pardon
(uncommon)
Witch's Broom
(uncommon)
Autumn Piyf
(uncommon)
Rapid Rabbit
(common)
Cast to Shadow
(common)
Kewl // Krewl
(common)
Pile of Trash
(common)
Good Read (RTFC)
(common)
Off-Brand Shrek
(common)
Branding of the Sheep
(common)
Kickboxer
(common)
Minitaur
(common)
Kek
(common)
Bay Sick
(basic)
Puppetmastery
(token)





: Move Rapid Rabbit up to two inches.)
