[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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10/10
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Cast Fartnite only during night, and only after a player farts
That player must constantly fart for the remainder of the night, if they stop, you may do anything to them, "legally" |
Pog Collection's power and toughness are equal to the number of Pogs you own
Talk to lawyer Morty, he's lit af
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Exile target permanent with less than six age counters on it
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Deathtouch
Evil and Evils get -1/-1 The offspring of the Vils, the Yhs killed their fathers and yearn to be the Worstestest
1/1
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Equip
Equipped creature has +4/-2 and is black |
Cast Uncontained Giggling only after an opponent's spell does not resolve.
Laugh 4 (To Laugh, laugh for at least four seconds. If you do, you gain 4 life.) |
Flying
Passenger 1 (Whenever Flying Carpet attacks and isn't blocked, you may place up to one blocked creatures you control on it UEOT. Flying Carpet gets +X/+0 where X is the total power of cards placed on it.) 1/2
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Cast Bedtime only if the sun is setting
: Create a Dream token, activate this ability only if you are sleeping, and only if it has been 15 minutes since last being activated
When the sun rises, sacrifice Bedtime |
When Szechuan Sauce enters the battlefield, watch an episode of Rick and Morty, if you understand it, make a reddit post about it
: Sacrifice Szechuan Sauce, choose one:
-Gain 2 life -Target opponent gives you $2.00 CAD |
Chef Habitat
Cook Bread – ![]() (![]() : Create a Bread token)
Tap an untapped Chef you control: You gain 2 life. |
It's power and toughness is lopsided, it is filthily made in it's mana cost, and it is an Orc instead of an Ogre!
This common un-swag is lame! 5/8
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1/1
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Trade Magic (You and target opponent each put a Magic card from your hands into the other player's hand.)
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: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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![]() , Tap another untapped Cleric you control: Destroy Barf |
It
(mythic)
Fartnite
(uncommon)
Pog Collection
(uncommon)
Victorian Strike!
(uncommon)
Bad Yh
(common)
Prison Shiv
(common)
Uncontained Giggling
(common)
Flying Carpet
(common)
Bedtime
(common)
Szechuan Sauce
(common)
Bakery
(common)
Off-Brand Shrek
(common)
Minitaur
(common)
Trade
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Barf
(token)






: Create a Dream token, activate this ability only if you are sleeping, and only if it has been 15 minutes since last being activated
: Sacrifice Szechuan Sauce, choose one: