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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Sultainate
{u}{b}{g}
 
 R 
Instant – Clanwash
Target creature becomes Sultai
Snipery
{1}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All equipped creatures gain +1/+0 for each equipment attached to them, they also gain Reach
Candy Bear
{w}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Artifact Creature – Food Bear
{w}{r}{g}{t}: Sacrifice Candy Bear, create four Bear Paws
2/2
Druccaol
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Druccaol
Deathtouch
3/1
Stomposaurus
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dinosaur
At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card.
He mad
7/6
Lava Spitter
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Lizard
{r}, Sacrifice Lava Spitter: It deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
2/1
Earth Elemelon
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
{t}: Add {g}, activate this ability only once each turn
2/2
Ancient Vil
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Vil
Ancient Vil is Historic
Ancient Vil enters the battlefield with 999999999999999 Age counters on it
In the olden days (b4 big bang) there were Vils who were the first evil creatures, they became Evils when the idea for the internet became possible, right when the big bang wiped out their species
1/1
NeverWet
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target thing becomes Hydrophobic until end of turn
At the beginning of your upkeep, gain $2500.00 for each YouTuber you control
Randomize
{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target card becomes another random card until end of turn
Digsite Digger
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Worker
{2}{t}: Return target artifact from your graveyard to the battlefield
2/2
Rigsite Rigger
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Rigger
{2}{t}: Assemble a Contraption
2/2
Fudge Pop
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{b/w}{t}: Sacrifice Fudge Pop, gain 2 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn
Rarity curve is hard
 
 C 
 
Just sayin'
Yarn Golem
{1}{w}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Golem
{t}: Put a -1/-1 counter on Yarn Golem, create a Yarn token
3/3
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Cockroach
 T 
Token Creature – Insect
Deathtouch
Whenever you cast a green or black spell, Cockroach gains Infect until end of turn
1/1

Sultainate (rare)
Snipery (uncommon)
Candy Bear (uncommon)
Druccaol (uncommon)
Stomposaurus (common)
Lava Spitter (common)
Earth Elemelon (common)
Ancient Vil (common)
NeverWet (common)
Randomize (common)
Digsite Digger // Rigsite Rigger (common)
Fudge Pop (common)
Rarity curve is hard (common)
Yarn Golem (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Cockroach (token)