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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
New York City
 
 M 
Land
When New York City enters the battlefield, you may pay {11}. If you don't, sacrifice New York City.
{t}: Add {y}{y}{y} to your pool
{y}{y}{y}{y}{y}{y}{t}: Sacrifice New York City, win the game
The Capital of America
Speedrun
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Turns may only last five seconds, if a turn would last longer than five seconds, skip that turn
Home Makeover
{w}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Transform target Structure
Fired!breathing
{1}{r}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant orange President
Enchanted orange President gains "{t}: Destroy target Worker"
Merci
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
You gain 1 life. Then, repeat this process twice.
Microjumble
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Change target character in target creature's name
Draw a card
Mint
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{u}{t}, Sacrifice Mint: Remove all -1/-1 counters from target creature
Prison Shiv
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature has +4/-2 and is black
Yolk Folk
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Egg Farmer Worker
{t}: Create two 0/1 white and green Egg creature tokens with Defender
1/1
Son of a Pirate
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Pirateson
When Son of a Pirate enters the battlefield, target Pirate you control is Son of a Pirate's Parent for as long as Son of a Pirate remains in play
1/1
Frame for Crime
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Frame for Crime deals damage to any target equal to thrice the number of things on the Jury Bench
Frameshift
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target Frame becomes another target Frame until end of turn
Tardiness
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment
All spells you cast resolve one minute after you cast them
Melon
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Melon, gain 3 life
Tap a creature you control: Transform Melon
Melon Hat
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is an Idiot in addition to it's other types
In a Jar
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed creature is an Artifact in addition to it's other types and gains Storage 1
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Organ
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
{b}: Destroy Organ, gain 5 life, give Organ's controller $20.00 CAD, only opponents may activate this ability

New York City (mythic)
Speedrun (uncommon)
Home Makeover (uncommon)
Fired!breathing (uncommon)
Merci (common)
Microjumble (common)
Mint (common)
Prison Shiv (common)
Yolk Folk (common)
Son of a Pirate (common)
Frame for Crime // Frameshift (common)
Tardiness (common)
Melon (common)
In a Jar (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Organ (token)