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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Prison Aquarium
{6}
 
 R 
Artifact
Blue creatures get -1/-1
Fish cannot attack
Creatures lose Diving, Swimming and Fishing and cannot gain them.
Unwilling Bodyguard
{2}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Zombie Soldier
Spectacle {2}{b} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.)
All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to Unwilling Bodyguard instead.
Whenever Unwilling Bodyguard is dealt damage or dies, target player discards a card.
2/4
Noogie
{b}{r}
 
 U 
Instant – Urge
Target opponent gets a noogie, if they cry, they have to give you $5.00 CAD or concede the game
Boon of Passion
{1}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Boon of Passion enters the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.
{r}: Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 this turn.
Mecha-Spider
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct Spider
Reach
2/4
Pine Tree
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Squirrel Habitat
{1}{g}, {t}: Target creature inhabiting this structure gets +3/+3 this turn.
{5}{g}, {t}, Sacrifice Pine Tree: Create four 0/2 green Plant creature tokens with Defender.
Silk Web
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Spider Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1 and gain lifelink.
{1}{u}: Freeze target Insect.
{1}{b}: Destroys all Insects. You gain 2 life for each creature that dies this way.
Dudeism
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Human
Enchanted Human gains "{w}{w}: Take a puff, if you don't cough, create a 1/1 white Dude creature token"
Redneck
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
Haste, Trample
1/1
Allograft
{g}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Move any number of counters of any types from target permanent to another target permanent.
The future may have pregnant males
Calculator
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Technology
{t}: Do a math equation, then draw a card
Teddy Bear
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Bear Demon
I watch you when you sleep, soon I will eat your face
2/2
Smurfberry
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Smurfberry, target Smurf has +1/+1 and Hexproof until end of turn
The most plentiful fruit in Smurfield, Smurfton
Tardiness
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment
All spells you cast resolve one minute after you cast them
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Bruce Willis
 T 
Token Creature – Human Swaglord
8/8

Prison Aquarium (rare)
Unwilling Bodyguard (uncommon)
Noogie (uncommon)
Boon of Passion (uncommon)
Mecha-Spider (common)
Pine Tree (common)
Silk Web (common)
Dudeism (common)
Redneck (common)
Allograft (common)
Calculator (common)
Teddy Bear (common)
Smurfberry (common)
Tardiness (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Bruce Willis (token)