[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
: Ban target player from playing Magic: The Gathering for the remainder of their lifeThe weapon wielded by RNGesus himself!
|
Tap target creature, it does not untap for the remainder of the game
your going away for a long time
|
Vigilance, Plainswalk
, : Exile target artifact spell2/3
|
Sacrifice Banana Split Ice Cream Sundae: Gain 4 life for each white or yellow food you have sacrificed this game, then gain 10 life
|
|
Kicker
When Kickboxer enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, it gets +1/+1 and gains Haste until end of turn 1/1
|
![]() ![]() ![]() : Sacrifice Pinecone, create two copies of Pinecone except they are tokens |
: Sacrifice Red Apple, gain 2 life
![]() ![]() , tap two Red creatures you control, sacrifice Red Apple: Gain 4 life and create a red Plant token : Sacrifice Green Apple, gain 2 life
![]() ![]() , tap two Green creatures you control:, sacrifice Green Apple: Gain 4 life, and create a green Plant token |
You may pay an additional
when you cast this spell, if you do, it gains Deathtouch.
When Junkrat enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target creature. If that creature dies this way, search your library for a Junk and put it on top of your library. 2/1
|
|
Exile Skysheep: Create a Sound Cloud token
Oft mistaken for clouds
1/1
|
Choose one:
-All Vehicles you control gain Swimming, Fishing and Reach until end of turn -Any number of target Vehicles you control, fight any number of target creatures you don't control |
Vigilance, Defender
: Porcupine pings a creature it's blocking2/1
|
|
: Target thing becomes Hydrophobic until end of turn
At the beginning of your upkeep, gain $2500.00 for each YouTuber you control |
When Hummus enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may burn $2.50 CAD, if you do put an Investment counter on Hummus
: Sacrifice Hummus, gain 3 life for each Investment counter on Hummus
When Hummus leaves the battlefield, burn $7.50 CAD |
: Add , then you gain 1 life |
Haste
2/2
|
Banhammer
(mythic)
Color Pie Infringement
(uncommon)
Codename: Baseball
(uncommon)
Banana Split Ice Cream Sundae
(uncommon)
Kickboxer
(common)
Pinecone
(common)
Red Apple // Green Apple
(common)
Junkrat
(common)
Skysheep
(common)
Navy War
(common)
Porcupine
(common)
common 500 again i guess hecc
(common)
NeverWet
(common)
Hummus
(common)
Wheatfarm
(basic)
Foodevil
(token)
: Ban target player from playing Magic: The Gathering for the remainder of their life


, 
when you cast this spell, if you do, it gains Deathtouch.
