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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Legendary Creature – Celebrity Musician
{t}: Create a Tiger's Eye artifact token
2/2
 U 
Artifact
Sacrifice a Junk: Add one mana of any color.
 U 
Enchantment
Pay {w}, {u} or {r}: Eat something with sugar, scream, then choose one:
-You gain 4 life
-You loot 2
-Hyperness shocks up to two targets each
 U 
Creature – Human Merfolk Artificer
Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.), Curiosity (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.)
1/3
 C 
Creature – Ape Astronaut
Flying
1/1
 C 
Creature – Plant Boar
Vigilance, Defender
{t}: Porcupine pings a creature it's blocking
2/1
 C 
Instant
Cast Censor Bar only when opponent swears
Choose one:
-Physically harm opponent
-Draw a card
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
Quill is White
When Quill enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 1 damage to a Bird you control, if you don't, exile it
{b}{t}, Tap an untapped blue Human you control with converted mana cost 6 or greater: Create one two-hundredth of a Book token
Egg
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{t}, Tear Egg into as many pieces as you can within 5 seconds: Add a quarter of {g} for each new piece of Egg beyond the first, then sacrifice them all and throw them away
 C 
Instant
Carpetburn deals 2 damage to target player. If you control Flying Carpet, Carpetburn deals 4 damage to that player instead.
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Penguin
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming)
1/1
 C 
Creature – Frog
Amphibious Toad cannot attack unless you control an Island
1/2
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying, Deathtouch
1/1
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}: Tap target Cat

Katy Perry (rare)
Trashbin (uncommon)
Hyperness (uncommon)
Sub-Aquatic Inventor (uncommon)
common 500 again i guess hecc (common)
Space Chimp (common)
Porcupine (common)
Censor Bar (common)
Quill (common)
Egg (common)
Carpetburn (common)
Penguin (common)
Amphibious Toad (common)
Hateful Soul (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Yarn (token)