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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Jediism
{1}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant white or blue creature

Enchanted creature gains "{w}{u}: Be quiet for 6 seconds, for each time you have a non-sexual thought, gain 2 life"
 
Sithism
{1}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant red or black creature

Enchanted creature gains "{r}{b}: Be loud for 4 seconds, for each time you say something sexual, target player loses 4 life"
Saint Nicholas
{3}{w}{w}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Human Cleric
As long as Saint Nicholas is attacking, it has Indestructible.
Whenever Saint Nicholas deals combat damage to any target, recite a verse from the Bible. When you do, put a Holiness counter on Saint Nicholas.
Whenever Saint Nicholas has twelve or more Holiness counters on it, transform it.
Saint Nicholas was blessed by the Snow Queen in the year 253 BC
1/4
Santa Claus
 
 M 
Legendary Snow Creature – Titan Fatso
Santa Claus is White, Red, and Green
Trample, Flying, Hexproof, Indestructible
{1}: Make a wish. When it comes true this turn, Santa Claus gets +3/+1 until end of turn. You may draw a card.
He later devoted his life to a holiday called XMas, to celebrate the birth of RNGesus.. he also gained a lot of wait eating childrens cookies
5/7
Restricted Exploitation
{1}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Players cannot play more than one land in a turn, even if another effect allows them to.
"If the Ancient Egyptians had done this, their land on the Nile would not have suffered from desertification"
- EpicHistorian420
Pick up Fifty-Two
{5}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Discard fifty two cards from your hand onto the floor, target opponent must pick them up, and place them in your graveyard, for each 5 seconds it takes, they lose 2 life
Kit Hoarder
{2}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Artificer
When Kit Hoarder enters the battlefield, and at the beginning of your upkeep, Kit Hoarder gains a subtype of your choice, put a Hoarding counter on it
{3}{w}{w}{w}{b}{b}{b}: Exile Kit Hoarder, Kit Hoarder deal's 9 damage to each creature that shares a type with Kit Hoarder that you don't control, and gain 9 life for each creature that shares a type with Kit Hoarder that you control
Whenever there are seven or more Hoarding counters on Kit Hoarder or it has Nine or more subtypes, sacrifice it, then lose 5 life and sacrifice a creature
1/4
Soul Ak
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Pokemon Ak Spirit
Vigilance
1/2
Esketit
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Red until end of turn, if it's a Celebrity, it also gets +2/+0 and gains Haste until end of turn
Scout Badge
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment Badge
Equip Child {3}
Equipped child is a Scout in addition to it's other types and gets +1/+2 and gains Basic Landwalk
Endoctrinate
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature becomes white, loses all other colors, cannot become other colors and cannot lose the color white
Rubber Ducky
{u/g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Bird Equipment
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Equip Child {0}
{t}: Equipped creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn
0/1
Black Aura
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is black in addition to it's other colors
Pickle
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Pickle, gain 1 life, instead gain 2 life if you have drunken vinegar today
Nun
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Hexproof
{w/b}: Pray, if you feel happy, gain 1 life
1/1
Lava Spitter
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Lizard
{r}, Sacrifice Lava Spitter: It deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
2/1
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Sapphire
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Sapphire: Add {u}

Jediism // Sithism (uncommon, foil)
Saint Nicholas (mythic)
Restricted Exploitation (uncommon)
Pick up Fifty-Two (uncommon)
Kit Hoarder (uncommon)
Soul Ak (common)
Esketit (common)
Scout Badge (common)
Endoctrinate (common)
Rubber Ducky (common)
Black Aura (common)
Pickle (common)
Nun (common)
Lava Spitter (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Sapphire (token)