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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Language Teacher
{1}{w}{w}
 
 R 
Creature – Human Teacher
Tap X untapped Students you control: You may change up to X target words
1/1
Talk Show
{4}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Gotcha – Whenever a word is said that is not Gotcha, you may say Gotcha, if you do, draw a card
Welcome back to episode 273 of the Magic The Gathering Show, here with me today is Mark Rosewater!
Oldfashionedism
{4}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
{2}{w}: Destroy a creature with less than four age counters on it
Snipery
{1}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All equipped creatures gain +1/+0 for each equipment attached to them, they also gain Reach
Scout Badge
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment Badge
Equip Child {3}
Equipped child is a Scout in addition to it's other types and gets +1/+2 and gains Basic Landwalk
Endoctrinate
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature becomes white, loses all other colors, cannot become other colors and cannot lose the color white
Nayasaur
{w}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dinosaur
Trample
3/3
Silk Web
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Spider Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1 and gain lifelink.
{1}{u}: Freeze target Insect.
{1}{b}: Destroys all Insects. You gain 2 life for each creature that dies this way.
Allograft
{g}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Move any number of counters of any types from target permanent to another target permanent.
The future may have pregnant males
Sad Clown
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Clown Demon Horror
Deathtouch, Lifelink, Deathlink, Lifetouch
2/2
Stoner
{g/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy Idiot
{g}{t}: Stoner pings any target
{b}{t}: Create a PoisonVial token
1/1
Off-Brand Shrek
{6}{b}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Orc
It's power and toughness is lopsided, it is filthily made in it's mana cost, and it is an Orc instead of an Ogre!

This common un-swag is lame!
5/8
Black Aura
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is black in addition to it's other colors
Feminazi
{s}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Evil
Haste, Trample, Vigilance
5/1
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Cookie
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Cookie, gain 1 life, gain 5 life instead if you ate a cookie less than three minutes before activating this ability

Language Teacher (rare)
Talk Show (uncommon)
Oldfashionedism (uncommon)
Snipery (uncommon)
Scout Badge (common)
Endoctrinate (common)
Nayasaur (common)
Silk Web (common)
Allograft (common)
Sad Clown (common)
Stoner (common)
Off-Brand Shrek (common)
Black Aura (common)
Feminazi (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Cookie (token)