[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Look at target players hand and choose a card for them to discard. You lose 5 life, this damage cannot be prevented.
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Draw a card for each Gold permanent you control
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Rip target creature into two pieces
Until end of turn, if you win the game, you may make any number of targets also win
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Whenever an Island enters the battlefield, it gains Habitat until end of turn, it's controller may have up to three creatures they control Inhabit it, then remove them at the end of turn
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Cast this end if you play Burger King within the borders of the USA
: Create a Burger tokenCast this end if you play Hungry Jacks within the borders of Australia
: Create a Burger token |
Sacrifice Bull's Feces: Target player loses 2 life, activate this ability only if the targeted player told a lie
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Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, if it is a double-faced card, transform it
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Sacrifice Goodies: gain 2 life, instead gain 3 life if you have eaten sugar this turn
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: Sacrifice Melon, gain 3 life
Tap a creature you control: Transform Melon Equip
Equipped creature is an Idiot in addition to it's other types |
Tap all creatures target player controls, they are attacking and rioting, they gain unblockable until end of turn, sacrifice them at the end step and lose 5 life
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Crab is Red
: Crab has +1/+0 until end of turn0/1
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: Sacrifice Barrel, create two Gold tokens
Equip
Equip target non-Gold creature with nudity in it's art |
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When Bitswirl enters the battlefield, draw a card.
A tiny microorganism became the first fish
0/1
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: Sacrifice Ramen, gain 2 life, then discard 2 cards, activate this ability only if you are in collegeCollege sucks...
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: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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Sacrifice Electron: Add
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Pry
(rare, foil)
Gladly in Gold
(rare)
Do the Splits // Split the Winnings
(uncommon)
Skinnydippery
(uncommon)
Burger King // Hungry Jacks
(uncommon)
Bull's Feces
(common)
Evolve
(common)
Goodies
(common)
Melon
(common)
Riot
(common)
Crab
(common)
Barrel
(common)
Bitswirl
(common)
Ramen
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Electron
(token)





: Create a Burger token

