[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Error 404: Magic Card not Found    C  Instant Exile target artifact, colorless, Robot, Internetian, Spam or Troll permanent	Phlebotomous Hippopotamus    M  Creature – Hippo Vampire Haste, Vigilance, Trample, Lifelink Whenever Phlebotomous Hippopotamus deals combat damage to a player, drain an amount equal to Phlebotomous Hippopotamus's power 7/10	Salvagery    U  Enchantment Whenever a Structure is destroyed, you may pay to return it from the graveyard to the battlefield under your control, if you do, draw a card	Spotlight    U  Sorcery Target player reveals their hand to each player. Until end of turn, all those cards and their text references become white and instead, respectively. Etch (When this spell resolves, you may pay . If you do it's effects are permanent.)
Hurdur's Amusement    U  Sorcery Sacrifice an Orc you control, another target Orc gains Indestructible until end of turn	Nein    C  Instant Counter target spell with a German accent	Trustling    C  Artifact Creature – Construct At the beginning of your upkeep, if you told a lie that an opponent believed last turn, sacrifice Trustling and add 1/1	Cobweb    C  Artifact : Untap target Spider Filthshroom    C  Artifact : Untap target Insect
Giegote    C  Creature – Satyr 2/2	MC Villager    C  Creature – Human Peasant , : Trade Block (You and target opponent each put a Block card from your hands into the other player's hand.) 2/2	Bugbear    C  Creature – Goblin Beast Reach Bugbear cannot attack unless you pay . 3/1	Vegetal Bepis    C  Artifact – Food Unspeakable Cast Vegetal Bepis only if you are going to kill yourself after it is sacrificed Pay two of the following: , , or : Sacrifice Vegetal Bepis, gain 2 life, lose the game, then kill yourself
Create    C  Instant Create something	A La Mode    C  Suffix Suffixed permanent is a white Food in addition to it's other colors and types. It has ", Sacrifice this permanent: You gain 1 life, you gain 2 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn"	Bay Sick    B  Basic Instant As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life	Rupee  T  Artifact , Sacrifice Rupee: Add . Add instead if you control a Legendary permanent

Error 404: Magic Card not Found (common, foil)
Phlebotomous Hippopotamus (mythic)
Salvagery (uncommon)
Spotlight (uncommon)
Hurdur's Amusement (uncommon)
Nein (common)
Trustling (common)
Cobweb // Filthshroom (common)
Giegote (common)
MC Villager (common)
Bugbear (common)
Vegetal Bepis (common)
Create (common)
A La Mode (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Rupee (token)