[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Exile target creature
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Target player is a 3/3 green Dinosaur creature with no abilities until end of turn
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, tap two untapped Slaves you control: Draw a card. |
K may be payed with
, then copying target spell or ability
: Put a Kay counter on Kayception
![]() ![]() , Remove three Kay counters from Kayception: Destroy all Black creatures, then return them to the battlefield, they are Zombie Slaves in addition to their other types
If Kayception has more than three Kay counters on it, you lose the game |
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Whenever a player Laughs, draw a card.
During an autopsy, you can tell if a subject lived a happy life by examining for self-inflicted scars on their knees.
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Destroy target black permanent or counter target black spell.
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Destroy target creature. Return it to the battlefield under it's owners control at the end of turn.
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Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/1
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: Target creature has Jump Boost 1 until end of turn |
Even after death, Phil kept a workout routine
2/2
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Defender
Whenever Algae blocks a creature, you may untap a Fish you control 0/1
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Ping any target
Storm |
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2/3
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K may be payed with
, then copying a spell or ability
: Sacrifice Special K, eat a bowl of Special K, if you do, gain 6 life, then draw two cards |
: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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Haste
2/2
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Banishment
(common, foil)
I am a stegosaurus
(rare)
Slave Mill
(uncommon)
Kayception
(uncommon)
Funny Knee
(uncommon)
Illuminate the Soul
(common)
Feign Death
(common)
Catfish
(common)
Spring-in-the-step
(common)
Walking Dead
(common)
Algae
(common)
Pingstorm
(common)
Ass Carcass
(common)
Special K
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Foodevil
(token)



, tap two untapped Slaves you control: Draw a card.
: Put a Kay counter on Kayception