[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card and lose 1 life for each Junk you control.
2/3
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Enchant orange President
Enchanted orange President gains " : Destroy target Worker" |
Blabbering Beebles is Unblockable if defending player has talked this turn
Whenever Blabbering Beebles deals combat damage to a player, you may talk for 15 minutes, if you do, deal half of a damage to target player for each sentence you pronounce properly 3/2
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Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.), Curiosity (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.)
1/3
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Tap target Orc you control, you may put a swamp from your hand onto the battlefield tapped
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WTF
2/3
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{A} : Destroy target Stench card |
Males are females and lose male type and females are males and lose female type
6/3
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![]() , Sacrifice Mint: Remove all -1/-1 counters from target creature |
Sacrifice Basic Bacon: Gain 100 life
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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is black in addition to it's other colors |
Equip Human Female
Equipped Human Female has Hexproof |
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Enchant Female
Enchanted Female gets +0/+2 and is a Thot in addition to her other types |
Whenever something get's Rekt, choose one:
-You gain 2 life -Rektfeaster drains 1 to any target |
: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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Indestructible, Trample
4/3
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Hoarder
(rare)
Fired!breathing
(uncommon)
Blabbering Beebles
(uncommon)
Sub-Aquatic Inventor
(uncommon)
get outta me swamp!
(common)
Munkii
(common)
Deodorant
(common)
Rule 63
(common)
Mint
(common)
Basic Bacon
(common)
Black Aura
(common)
Silk Dress
(common)
Thicc
(common)
Rektfeaster
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Doty
(token)



: Destroy target Worker"


