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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Leprosy
{b}{g}
 
 R 
Enchantment – Curse
Enchanted player sacrifices one handful of their skin every turn, then gains a poison counter
Sophia
{u}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Robot
As long as Sophia is in play, players may not scry
{t}: Sophia becomes a Human in addition to it's other types until end of turn, then draw a card
1/1
Baker's Oven
{4}{r}
 
 U 
Artifact
Cook Bread – {r} ({r}: Create a Bread token)
Pardon
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Return target creature from exile to the battlefield tapped.
Teddy Bear
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Bear Demon
I watch you when you sleep, soon I will eat your face
2/2
Good Read (RTFC)
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target player reads a card to all other player's simultaneously, then draws a card
Proletariat
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer Worker
{t}: Create a Food token
{t}: Create an Artifact token
1/1
Bleck
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Ender Pearl
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
Sacrifice Ender Pearl: Move target creature to another position on the battlefield and shock it
Respawn
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Respawn target Gamer
Hopeful Dream
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Hopeful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
You gain 3 life and untap target creature you control with converted mana cost 3 or less
Fat Ass (the Second)
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey Fatso
Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add {r}.)
2/3
Diamond Sword
{2}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equip to Human creature
Equipped creature has +7/+0
playable common removal
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Deal 4 damage to target creature
I BELIEVE IT CAN EXIST!
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Bozo
 T 
Token Creature – Human Drunk Clown
Whenever a Beer Token enters the battlefield under your control, Bozo gets +2/+2 until end of turn
5/5

Leprosy (rare)
Sophia (uncommon)
Baker's Oven (uncommon)
Pardon (uncommon)
Teddy Bear (common)
Good Read (RTFC) (common)
Proletariat (common)
Bleck (common)
Ender Pearl (common)
Respawn (common)
Hopeful Dream (common)
Fat Ass (the Second) (common)
Diamond Sword (common)
playable common removal (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Bozo (token)