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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving)
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
You gain control of target thing that you own.
 
Avatar of Security
{4}{w}{w}
 
 R 
Creature – Avatar
When Avatar of Security enters the battlefield, it's power becomes equal to any amount of your life total, and it's toughness equal to the rest. You may pay {2} at any time to redistribute these values.
Vigilance, Trample and cannot be dealt noncombat damage and can block and be blocked by any number of creatures.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 3 life.
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Rowling Sap
{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Ooze
Rowling Sap must always be moving, if Rowling Sap stops moving, sacrifice it
{2}{g}: Destroy all Saprolings in front of Rowling Sap
In the forests of Terraforas, trees dislodge their own sappy little babies if they get to heavy, many die falling off nearby cliffs
3/3
Bottleflippin'
{u}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Flip three water bottles, for each success, draw a card
If you cap flip thrice, draw ten cards
Codename: Baseball
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Rogue
Vigilance, Plainswalk
{2}, {t}: Exile target artifact spell
2/3
A La Mode
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed permanent is a white Food in addition to it's other colors and types. It has "{t}, Sacrifice this permanent: You gain 1 life, you gain 2 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn"
Root Shot
{g}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Deal 3 damage to target flying creature.
Cycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Lava Spitter
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Lizard
{r}, Sacrifice Lava Spitter: It deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
2/1
Ingrown Toenail
{b/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable Equipment
Equip {4}
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
Soot
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Meta
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Say something meta or break character, if you do, draw a card
Midas Touch
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gains Goldtouch
Clayman of Nam Yalc
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Clayman
2/3
Froggychum, after making a card-dump
{15}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Broken Person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1zBtJhgwBI
1/1
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Doty
 T 
Legendary Token Artifact Creature – Golem
Indestructible, Trample
4/3

Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving) (common, foil)
Avatar of Security (rare)
Rowling Sap (uncommon)
Bottleflippin' (uncommon)
Codename: Baseball (uncommon)
A La Mode (common)
Root Shot (common)
Lava Spitter (common)
Ingrown Toenail (common)
Soot (common)
Meta (common)
Midas Touch (common)
Clayman of Nam Yalc (common)
Froggychum, after making a card-dump (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Doty (token)