[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Whenever you Defecate, you may put a Block card in your hand with converted mana cost 2 or less onto the battlefield tapped.
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Ask target creature a question, if they don't answer, deal 6 damage to that creature
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: Create a book token
![]() ![]() ![]() : All uninhabiting creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain Trample until end of turnThe author of Life: Homeless
1/1
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Idiot and Plant Habitat
You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure. Tap a Plant inhabiting this structure: Add ![]() ![]() . Activate this ability only once per turn. |
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0/1
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X is equal to the number of cards in this cardset
When The MRS enters the battlefield, for the remainder of the universe, players who make cards lose 2 life. X/X
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Cast You Tried! only after another target player casts a spell that does not resolve
Awarded player may draw a card, if they admit failure |
When Bitswirl enters the battlefield, draw a card.
A tiny microorganism became the first fish
0/1
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Magnetic (You may have this creature enter the battlefield enchanting target Construct. If you do, enchanted creature has this permanent's text box.)
2/2
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Haste
2/2
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Change target mana symbol to another mana symbol that is next to it on the color wheel, do this only if there are 16777216 permanents in all zones with exactly 16777216 mana symbols of the chosen color
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Target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn
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Whenever a Weird, Child or Idiot enters the battlefield, tap target creature and Cringe deals 1 damage to it
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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+X and is a Fatso in addition to it's other types. If X is five or more, enchanted creature also gains Trample. |
: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
, Sacrifice Gift: Choose one:
– Gain 5 life – Draw a card – Untap target permanent |
Shitting Bricks
(rare)
Can I Axe you a Question?
(uncommon)
Ho Bobum
(uncommon)
Corn Maze
(uncommon)
Unemployee
(common)
The MRS
(common)
You Tried!
(common)
Bitswirl
(common)
Boosterbot
(common)
Hellhound
(common)
Tint
(common)
Ni-Gel
(common)
Cringe
(common)
Adipose
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
Gift
(token)



: Create a book token



