[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Protection from everything
: Put an Ascension counter on Cosmic Egg. Then, if it has six or more Ascension counters on it, transform it.0/2
Protection from everything
If Cosmic Overlord would leave the battlefield, put it onto the battlefield instead. 20/20
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Enchant Equipment
Enchanted Equipment has "Equipped creature has Sweeping" |
(Before the start of the game remove this card from your deck if you're not playing for ante)
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to Aunt Ante by creatures that are not named Uncle Istvan. Whenever damage is prevented this way, it's source's controller adds a card to the ante. 1/3
When Ante Ant enters the battlefield you lose 1 life and each player adds a card to the ante
0/1
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![]() ![]() : Until end of turn, whenever you would lose life, Double-Edged Dagger deals 1 damage to target opponent."You can stab me in the back, but the pain goes both ways"
-Some cool dude |
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Wedding Ring is Pink
Equip
At the beginning of your upkeep, equipped creature breeds with another target creature you control |
Enchant Human
Enchanted Human gains " ![]() : Take a puff, if you don't cough, create a 1/1 white Dude creature token" |
Stop playing Magic: The Gathering and enjoy your precious existence
I WANNA BE ALIVE, I WANNA RUN IN STREAMS!! I AM ALIVE I TELL YOU, ALIVE! MOTHER I LOVE YOU!
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Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
2/2
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Spank pings target Child
Draw a card |
![]() : Transform Raw EggSacrifice Cooked Egg: Gain 2 life
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Play a prank on target opponent, if they fall for it, Practical Joke shocks them
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Gotta Go Fast! is Blue
Target Anime Protagonist Plant Boar you control gains Flash until end of turn |
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As an additional cost to cast Spinal Shivers, tap a Skeleton you control
Destroy target vertebrate |
When OCDManiac enters the battlefield choose a number
If you don't have a number of cards in your hand equal to the chosen number, sacrifice OCDManiac and do three tics 1/1
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: Add , then you gain 1 life |
: Read a page of a book, if you understand it, draw a card |
Cosmic Egg
(mythic)
Sweeping Edge
(uncommon)
Aunt Ante // Ante Ant
(uncommon)
Double-Edged Dagger
(uncommon)
Wedding Ring
(common)
Dudeism
(common)
Live
(common)
Water Bear
(common)
Spank
(common)
Raw Egg
(common)
Practical Joke
(common)
Gotta Go Fast!
(common)
Spinal Shivers
(common)
OCDManiac
(common)
Wheatfarm
(basic)
Book
(token)



: Until end of turn, whenever you would lose life, Double-Edged Dagger deals 1 damage to target opponent.
