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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Archbishop's Endgame
{w}{w}{w}
 
 M 
Instant
Epic (For the rest of the game, you can't cast spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability.)
Put a +1/+1 counter and a Vigilance counter on each creature you control. You gain 7 life.
Flatog
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Atog
Lifelink
Sacrifice a Plains: +0/+1 and Vigilance until end of turn
1/2
Speed Demon
{1}{r}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Demon
Whenever a spell you control resolves, if it shares a color with Speed Demon, put a Speed counter on Speed Demon

{1}{r}{u}{t}: All your spells gain Storm until end of turn, activate this ability only if there are three or more Speed counters on Speed Demon

At the end of every turn, remove all speed counters from Speed Demon
0/1
Pardon
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Return target creature from exile to the battlefield tapped.
Wetten
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target artifact or creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors until end of turn. Tap that artifact or creature, if an artifact is tapped this way, it does not untap during it's controllers next untap step
Draw a card
Winter Piyf
{s}{s}
 
 C 
Creature – Piyf
{s}: +1/+1 until end of turn
{t}: Add {s}{s}{s}{s} to spend only on Snow things
2/2
Wedding Ring
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Wedding Ring is Pink
Equip {2}
At the beginning of your upkeep, equipped creature breeds with another target creature you control
Yutt
{w/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Yutt
2/2
A Fishy Situation
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Create a 2/2 blue Fish creature token with Swimming
Yolk Folk
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Egg Farmer Worker
{t}: Create two 0/1 white and green Egg creature tokens with Defender
1/1
Szechuan Sauce
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
When Szechuan Sauce enters the battlefield, watch an episode of Rick and Morty, if you understand it, make a reddit post about it
{t}: Sacrifice Szechuan Sauce, choose one:
-Gain 2 life
-Target opponent gives you $2.00 CAD
Fat Ass (the Second)
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey Fatso
Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add {r}.)
2/3
Kale
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
pukes
Pinkhole
{r/w}{r/w}{r/w}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target land or creature
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Monster
 T 
Token Creature – Monster
Deathtouch, Trample, Infect
8/8

Archbishop's Endgame (mythic)
Flatog (uncommon)
Speed Demon (uncommon)
Pardon (uncommon)
Wetten (common)
Winter Piyf (common)
Wedding Ring (common)
Yutt (common)
A Fishy Situation (common)
Yolk Folk (common)
Szechuan Sauce (common)
Fat Ass (the Second) (common)
Kale (common)
Pinkhole (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Monster (token)