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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 M 
Legendary Creature – Aardvaark
(K can be paid with one thousand mana of any colors)
Trample
Whenever 4Kth Caardvaark attacks, you gain 400 life.
4/4
 U 
Creature – Turtle
When Turtle-Man enters the battlefield, draw two cards.
3/4
 U 
Sorcery
Exile target permanent with less than six age counters on it
 U 
Creature – Demon
Whenever a spell you control resolves, if it shares a color with Speed Demon, put a Speed counter on Speed Demon

{1}{r}{u}{t}: All your spells gain Storm until end of turn, activate this ability only if there are three or more Speed counters on Speed Demon

At the end of every turn, remove all speed counters from Speed Demon
0/1
 C 
Creature – Rabbit
Jump Boost 5 ({e}: Move Bunny Wabbit up to five inches.)
1/1
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant black Creature
Enchanted creature cannot attack or block, and you control it
 C 
Enchantment
All spells you cast resolve one minute after you cast them
 C 
Creature – Domo Dinosaur
Trample, Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
5/5
 
 C 
Land
{t}: Add {r} or {g}, Volcano shocks you
 C 
Creature – Anime-Protagonist
You may have any number of cards named Dragonballer in your deck
{t}: Combine Dragonballer with another card named Dragonballer, put a Fusion counter on Dragonballer
When there are 9001 or more Fusion counters on Dragonballer you win the game and all opponents binge watch each episode of target Anime
Hex
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes a 0/1 green Frog and loses all abilities. It must block if able.
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Max Health Potion, your life total becomes 20
 C 
Creature – Human Gamer Evils
{6}, Tap three untapped Human Gamer Evils you control: Exile target non-white non-male player
5/5
 C 
Sorcery
Nightwatch costs {2} less to cast if it's Nighttime

Look at target players hand.
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
 T 
Token Creature – Human Swaglord
8/8

4Kth Caardvaark (mythic)
Turtle-Man (uncommon)
Victorian Strike! (uncommon)
Speed Demon (uncommon)
Bunny Wabbit (common)
Enslave (common)
Tardiness (common)
Domodino (common)
Volcano (common)
Dragonballer (common)
Hex (common)
Max Health Potion (common)
Unwelcoming Playgroups (common)
Nightwatch (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Bruce Willis (token)