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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Jeskaify
{w}{u}{r}
 
 R 
Instant – Clanwash
Target creature becomes Jeskai
Codename: Baseball
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Rogue
Vigilance, Plainswalk
{2}, {t}: Exile target artifact spell
2/3
Snow Day
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All players do not go to school today, sacrifice Snow Day at midnight
Baker's Oven
{4}{r}
 
 U 
Artifact
Cook Bread – {r} ({r}: Create a Bread token)
4K doesnt make a bad thing good
 
 C 
 
Accept that graphics aren't the only factor to whether something is quality
Pringles Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
{1}: Target player eats a Pringle, any player may activate this ability

Whenever any player eats a Pringle, they draw a card and gain 2 life
Stuffy Nose
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has Snorting
Fireckzian
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Horror
2/2
Cobweb
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Untap target Spider
Filthshroom
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Untap target Insect
Randomize
{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target card becomes another random card until end of turn
Enslave
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant black Creature
Enchanted creature cannot attack or block, and you control it
Pepperoni Pizza
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice one eighth of Pepperoni Pizza, draw a card, then gain 2 life if the drawn card was the color of a pizza topping you have eaten in the past 24 hours
Enraging Dream
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Enraging Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Enraging Dream deals 5 damage to target creature or player
Meow
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Meow, tap a Cat you control

Target opponent gives you a card, return it at the end of the match
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Prescription
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Prescription, Pay CAD$0.99: Create a colorless Pill artifact token, activate this ability only if you live in Canada and control three or more Snow Lands
{t}, Sacrifice Prescription, Pay USD$999.99: Create a colorless Pill artifact token, activate this ability only if you live in The United States of America, control an Eagle creature and control three or more white, red and blue permanents
{t}, Sacrifice Prescription, Pay USD$99.99: Create a colorless Pill artifact token, activate this ability only if you live in The United States of America, control an Eagle creature, control three or more white, red and blue permanents, control a Legendary President creature named Barack Obama and control a permanent named Obama Care

Jeskaify (rare)
Codename: Baseball (uncommon)
Snow Day (uncommon)
Baker's Oven (uncommon)
4K doesnt make a bad thing good (common)
Pringles Logo (common)
Stuffy Nose (common)
Fireckzian (common)
Cobweb // Filthshroom (common)
Randomize (common)
Enslave (common)
Pepperoni Pizza (common)
Enraging Dream (common)
Meow (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Prescription (token)