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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Pollution
{5}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Sorcery
Destroy all lands, and green creatures
Each player loses 10 life, and gets 5 poison counters
Abortion
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Target player discards a Child card from their hand
Cybervivoon
{1}{u}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Vivoon Cyborg
Flying, Flash
{u/r}: Ping target creature, it gains Hexproof until end of turn, if it dies this turn, draw a card
3/1
Rowling's App
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Cast Rowling's App only if you control a Legendary Author creature
Equip Equipment: Pay CAD $9.99
Equipped Equipment has "Equipped creature has "{t}: Add {u}{u}""
Illuminate the Soul
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target black permanent or counter target black spell.
Sun Fyip
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Fyip
Firebreathing, Lifelink
2/2
Horrific Dream
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Horrific Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Each player discards a card and loses 2 life.
Apple Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
All Artifacts gain "{t}: Google"
{2}{c}{c}: Gain 1 life for each Artifact that Googled this turn
Yesn't
{0}
 
 C 
Colour indicator U Sorcery
Counter target spell
"Does this card function as intended?"
"Yesn't"
Fyrefoxx
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Fox
{r}: Ping target creature
1/1
Derp
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
1/1
Deckbox
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
Storage 2 (As long as there are two or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Deckbox and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Deckbox for at least one turn.)
Adipose
{x}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+X and is a Fatso in addition to it's other types. If X is five or more, enchanted creature also gains Trample.
Missing 420
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Count 420 (Verbally count all integers between 1 and 420 (inclusive). If you do, you gain 420 life. Otherwise, exile Missing 420.).
Throw a card in your hand at target opponent. If you miss, draw a card. Otherwise, you lose the game.
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Deer
 T 
Token Creature – Deer
Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
1/1

Pollution (rare)
Abortion (uncommon)
Cybervivoon (uncommon)
Rowling's App (uncommon)
Illuminate the Soul (common)
Sun Fyip (common)
Horrific Dream (common)
Apple Logo (common)
Yesn't (common)
Fyrefoxx (common)
Derp (common)
Deckbox (common)
Adipose (common)
Missing 420 (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Deer (token)