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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 M 
Legendary Instant
Target creature becomes a split card in addition to it's other frames until end of turn, then destroy it, create two tokens that are copies of it except they each have half the power and half the toughness, then wait eight to twelve years and destroy both, create a token that is a copy of the original card except is a Skeleton in addition to it's other types, loses all abilities and cannot attack or block, then rip that card into two pieces
Create three Book tokens and draw three cards
 U 
Creature – Human Chef
Cook Bread – {2} ({2}: Create a Bread token)
Whenever a Food token enters the battlefield under your control, add {g}.
2/2
 U 
Sorcery
When Laser Engravement enters the battlefield it deals 1 damage to target creature and you choose a name.
That target has the chosen name until end of turn.
Etch {1}{r} (When this spell resolves, you may pay {1}{r}. If you do it's effects are permanent.)
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is a white Angel in addition to it's other colors and types and gains Super Haste
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct
Flying

Passenger 1 (Whenever Flying Carpet attacks and isn't blocked, you may place up to one blocked creatures you control on it UEOT. Flying Carpet gets +X/+0 where X is the total power of cards placed on it.)
1/2
 C 
Sorcery
Deal 3 damage to target flying creature.
Cycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact
{2}: Create a grey Food artifact token with "{t}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 1 life. Then, feel sad and empty"
 C 
Creature – Elf Artificer
{2}{g}: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by creatures this turn. Put ta +1/+1 counter on all Faeries that had their damage prevented this way.
2/2
 C 
Creature – Anime-Protagonist
You may have any number of cards named Dragonballer in your deck
{t}: Combine Dragonballer with another card named Dragonballer, put a Fusion counter on Dragonballer
When there are 9001 or more Fusion counters on Dragonballer you win the game and all opponents binge watch each episode of target Anime
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip blue artifact
Equipped permanent has Protection from red instants.
 C 
Instant
Put a Destruction counter on target Structure you don't control
 C 
Artifact – Food Unspeakable
Cast Vegetal Bepis only if you are going to kill yourself after it is sacrificed

Pay two of the following: {u}, {b}, or {g}: Sacrifice Vegetal Bepis, gain 2 life, lose the game, then kill yourself
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
1/1
 C 
Instant
Cast Censor Bar only when opponent swears
Choose one:
-Physically harm opponent
-Draw a card
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
 T 
Creature – Kangaroo Child
0/1

Cut in Mark Twain (mythic)
Mana Nana (uncommon)
Laser Engravement (uncommon)
Godspeed (uncommon)
Flying Carpet (common)
Root Shot (common)
7/11 (common)
NCN Crafter (common)
Dragonballer (common)
Surge Protector (common)
Griefing (common)
Vegetal Bepis (common)
Noob (common)
Censor Bar (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Joey (token)