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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Knujjukk, the Junklord
{5}{b}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Creature – Junk Demon
Deathtouch, Trample, Indestructible
When Knujjukk, the Junklord enters the battlefield, each opponent discards a card and loses 1 life for each Junk you control.
8/8
Candy Bear
{w}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Artifact Creature – Food Bear
{w}{r}{g}{t}: Sacrifice Candy Bear, create four Bear Paws
2/2
Kicker's Box
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Kicker's Box and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Kicker's Box for at least one turn.)
Cards that have been stored on Kicker's Box have "Kicker {2}" and "When this object's effects resolves, if it was kicked, draw a card"
Nitpicker
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Ape
{r}, {t}: Nitpicker deals damage equal to it's power to target Insect creature. When that creature dies this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Nitpicker.
2/2
Tweet
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Tweet, pay {w}, {u}, {r} or {b}
Create a 1/1 blue Twitterbyrd creature token with Flying and "{3}, Tweet: Draw a card"
Backpack
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains Storage 2
Hedgehog
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant Boar
{g}{t}: Tap or untap another target plant
1/1
Child Soldier
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Child Soldier
Last-Strike
Child Soldier cannot attack or block alone
2/1
Vanilla Guy
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
1/1
Fatboi
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fatso
Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add {r}.)
2/3
Trustling
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you told a lie that an opponent believed last turn, sacrifice Trustling and add {c}{c}
1/1
Nein
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target spell with a German accent
Tint
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Change target mana symbol to another mana symbol that is next to it on the color wheel, do this only if there are 16777216 permanents in all zones with exactly 16777216 mana symbols of the chosen color
Hellfyre Shot
{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Kicker – {2}{b}
If Hellfyre Shot was kicked, it has Deathtouch.
Hellfyre Shot deals 2 damage to target creature.
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Joey
 T 
Creature – Kangaroo Child
0/1

Knujjukk, the Junklord (mythic)
Candy Bear (uncommon)
Kicker's Box (uncommon)
Nitpicker (uncommon)
Tweet (common)
Backpack (common)
Hedgehog (common)
Child Soldier (common)
Vanilla Guy (common)
Fatboi (common)
Trustling (common)
Nein (common)
Tint (common)
Hellfyre Shot (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Joey (token)