[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Vitenka is the best. Everyone knows it
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42/42
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All players stop playing the game, and continue tomorrow at the same time (this card may not be cast at a time when the same time tomorrow would be on a different day, or different time)
When you cast, choose one:
-It has Strive, Pay half a white mana -It has Storm Target opponent gives you $1.00 CAD |
Jump Boost 2 (
: Move Mario up to two inches.)
: Destroy target Block or Monster.2/3
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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a blue spell or ability, sacrifice it" |
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Put an Infect counter on target player
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Habitat, Rental (You may put this card from your onto the battlefield. If you do, put X Rent counters on it, where X is it's converted mana cost.
When this permanent leaves the battlefield, if it has any Rent counters on it, you lose the game. : Remove a Rent counter from this permanent.)
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, they may give you $200.00 CAD for each creature inhabiting this structure. If they don't, they lose the game. |
Equip
Equipped creature cannot attack or block as long as Lands are in play |
: Put a Luck counter on Lucky Penny
![]() , Remove X Luck counters from Lucky Penny: Add ![]() ![]() |
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Target creature becomes Red until end of turn, if it's a Celebrity, it also gets +2/+0 and gains Haste until end of turn
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Devoid
What a boring guy
2/2
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: Say a haiku, if all players like it, you may Scry 3 |
, : Destroy target nonwhite creature |
, Tap two Rogues you control: Steal a card from an opponent's hand |
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield target creature Spawnkill's controller controls destroys it, then Spawnkill's controller sacrifices Spawnkill
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: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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: Gain 2 life, gain 4 life instead if you've consumed sugar today |
Vitenka, My Bae
(mythic)
Another Day // Another Dollar
(uncommon)
Mario
(uncommon)
Aquaphobia
(uncommon)
Bumfart
(common)
Apartment Complex
(common)
Bear Feet
(common)
Lucky Penny
(common)
Esketit
(common)
Derek DeVoid
(common)
Haiku Page
(common)
Holy Symbol
(common)
Thievery
(common)
Spawnkill
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Cake
(token)

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