[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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At the beginning of your upkeep, create a Farm (a 1/1 gold Sheep creature token, a 2/2 pink Boar creature token, and a 3/3 white Cow creature token), then create repeat this process for each Farm you control.
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Rather than spending mana to cast spells or activate abilities you may put X debit counters on Credit Card where X is the amount of mana you would have spent.
: Remove a debt counter from Credit Card
At the beginning of the end step, if there are 5 or more debt counters on Credit Card, you lose the game |
When Canopatog enters the battlefield or dies, you may put a Forest from your hand onto the battlefield tapped
3/3
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Whenever a Structure is destroyed, you may pay
to return it from the graveyard to the battlefield under your control, if you do, draw a card |
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As an additional cost to cast this spell, tap an untapped Volcano you control and sacrifice a Human
Target God gets +2/+2 and can't attack until end of turn |
Spank pings target Child
Draw a card |
2/2
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You may activate Gotcha abilities on yourself, though only once per turn
2/2
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Nightwatch costs
less to cast if it's Nighttime
Look at target players hand. |
![]() ![]() : Breed two other target creatures you control, then gain 4 life if they share a color or subtype, Wingman gains Flying, then exile it at the end step, activate this ability only once per gameI need to earn my wings!!!
2/1
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Haste, Trample, Vigilance
5/1
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Equip
Equipped creature has +2/+1 and Reach pew pew
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When hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? enters the battlefield, you lose 1 life unless you control a permanent.
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Split Second
Stack Clog does not resolve ![]() : Eat wet hair, and smell dog farts, lose 5 life, Stack Clog resolves, only opponents may activate this ability, and only if Stack Clog is on the stack |
: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
Sacrifice Jellyfish Jam: Heal target creature. If a Plant creature is healed this way, you gain 3 life.
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EIEIO
(mythic)
Credit Card
(uncommon)
Canopatog
(uncommon)
Salvagery
(uncommon)
Human Sacrifice
(common)
Spank
(common)
Polar Bear
(common)
Hypocrite
(common)
Nightwatch
(common)
Wingman
(common)
Feminazi
(common)
Finger Gun
(common)
hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/?
(common)
Stack Clog
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
Jellyfish Jam
(token)


: Remove a debt counter from Credit Card



: Breed two other target creatures you control, then gain 4 life if they share a color or subtype, Wingman gains Flying, then exile it at the end step, activate this ability only once per game
