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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Money Monkey Monk
{5}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Ape Monk Swaglord
{t}: Target opponent gives you $125.00 CAD
Whenever an opponent refuses or is unable to give you money, they lose the game, they are destroyed, and you put X 1/1 white Ape Monks onto the battlefield, where X is thrice their life total
1/1
 
Learn from Mistakes
{4}{u}{u}
 
 R 
Instant
Draw a card. Repeat this effect for each creature that died this turn.
It only took one fatal lab explosion to push Tolarian researchers to discover a blast-resistant metal for their pupils.
The Feeding
{2}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
All creatures lose Hungry
Cupid's Arrow
{c}{c}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Human
Equip {2}
Equipped Human has "Whenever this creature finishes breeding, gain 3 life"
Boon of Growth
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Boon of Growth enters the battlefield, look at the top three cards of your library. You may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on enchanted creature.
Black Aura
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is black in addition to it's other colors
Wormhole
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Destroy target non-Insect, non-Plant, non-Spider permanent
Ballerina
{2}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Fairy Child Dancer
Ballerina is Pink
{t}: Move Ballerina up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life.
The tutu doesn't make the pink weirdo
1/3
Nucard
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Nucard
{4}{t}: Imprint
Nucard gains all Evergreen abilities of creatures Imprinted on it
2/2
Bandage
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Bandage, Wait five seconds: Heal target creature, if you do, gain 15 life, activate this ability only if your life total is 75 or less
Energy Engine
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Engine
{t}: {e}
Landlubber
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Elf Druid
Gain 100 life: Create any number of Lands
Landlubber is the Bane of Pirates
1/1
Bull
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cow
Trample, Snorting ({g}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
2/2
Sadness
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Embodiement
If you cry while Sadness is in play, sacrifice it, then lose 5 life
aLL mY fRIENDS hATE mE
4/4
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Jellyfish Jam
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Jellyfish Jam: Heal target creature. If a Plant creature is healed this way, you gain 3 life.

Money Monkey Monk (uncommon, foil)
Learn from Mistakes (rare)
The Feeding (uncommon)
Cupid's Arrow (uncommon)
Boon of Growth (uncommon)
Black Aura (common)
Wormhole (common)
Ballerina (common)
Nucard (common)
Bandage (common)
Energy Engine (common)
Landlubber (common)
Bull (common)
Sadness (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Jellyfish Jam (token)