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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Five-Color Activator #2
{6}
 
 R 
Creature – Golem
{1}{w}: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token with First Strike.
{1}{u}: Create a 1/1 blue Spirit creature token with Flying.
{1}{b}: Create a 1/1 black Snake creature token with Deathtouch.
{1}{r}: Create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token with Haste.
{1}{g}: Create a 1/1 green Frog creature token with Hexproof.
4/4
You Only Ask Once (YOAO)
{w}
 
 U 
Instant
One-Off (Only one of You Only Ask Once (YOAO) may be in any deck, and only one may be played per match)
Target player may reveal their hand. If they don't, you gain 7 life.
Whiz Witch
{2}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Hag Wizard
Wizards you control get +1/+1 and cannot be blocked
{3}{u}: Damage dealt to your opponents and planeswalkers they control cannot be prevented this turn.
3/4
Funniest Shit I've Ever Seen
{4}{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Target creature becomes a 0/1 green Pickle and it loses all it's abilities.
Redneck
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
Haste, Trample
1/1
Self Harm
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever you lose life, draw a card
Jab
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
You jab any target (a jab is a quick unprepared poke with up to three fingers), then Jab shocks it
Pile of Trash
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
When Pile of Trash enters the battlefield, create two colorless Junk tokens.
Missing 420
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Count 420 (Verbally count all integers between 1 and 420 (inclusive). If you do, you gain 420 life. Otherwise, exile Missing 420.).
Throw a card in your hand at target opponent. If you miss, draw a card. Otherwise, you lose the game.
Toddler Safety Rail
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Wall
You may have up to ten cards in your deck named Toddler Safety Rail
{1}: Combine Toddler Safety Rail with another card you control named Toddler Safety Rail
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose X target Child creatures, where X is the number of combined cards named Toddler Safety Rail you control, permanents you control have protection from the chosen creatures until end of turn
Ballerina
{2}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Fairy Child Dancer
Ballerina is Pink
{t}: Move Ballerina up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life.
The tutu doesn't make the pink weirdo
1/3
Bad Omen
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery – Omen
(Omens can only be cast after an opponent plays a legendary creature. That creature becomes the Antichrist for the remainder of the game)
Speculate 3
Until end of turn, whenever a card would instruct a player to Trade, instead each of their opponents creates a 2/2 black Evil creature token with First Strike.
Flooper's Pig
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
Floop: Add {g}
1/1
Ingrown Toenail
{b/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable Equipment
Equip {4}
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Bruce Willis
 T 
Token Creature – Human Swaglord
8/8

Five-Color Activator #2 (rare)
You Only Ask Once (YOAO) (uncommon)
Whiz Witch (uncommon)
Funniest Shit I've Ever Seen (uncommon)
Redneck (common)
Self Harm (common)
Jab (common)
Pile of Trash (common)
Missing 420 (common)
Toddler Safety Rail (common)
Ballerina (common)
Bad Omen (common)
Flooper's Pig (common)
Ingrown Toenail (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Bruce Willis (token)