[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Haste
2/1
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Cast Wiki Torture only if you have lost the last 100 games of Magic the Gathering you have played.
Target player reads all of Wikipedia |
Whenever Skeentith Thrill Seeker is dealt lethal damage but doesn't die, it becomes the Bane of Parents until end of turn
3/1
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When Polished Cartouche of Solidarity enters the battlefield create a 1/1 white Warrior creature token with Vigilance
Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and gains First Strike |
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Blabbering Beebles is Unblockable if defending player has talked this turn
Whenever Blabbering Beebles deals combat damage to a player, you may talk for 15 minutes, if you do, deal half of a damage to target player for each sentence you pronounce properly 3/2
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Sacrifice Goodies: gain 2 life, instead gain 3 life if you have eaten sugar this turn
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Whenever money would be put on Bourgeois, triple that amount of money is put on Bourgeois instead
Bourgeois gets +5/+5 for each CAD$0.01 on it : Put CAD$999.99 on Bourgeois1/1
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Whenever you lose life, draw a card
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: Target thing becomes Hydrophobic until end of turn
At the beginning of your upkeep, gain $2500.00 for each YouTuber you control |
Tell a joke, if nobody laughs, you lose the game
CAST ME FER TEH LAWLZ
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Target red or black creature card in your hand gains Super haste
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Put an Infect counter on target player
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Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.)
2/1
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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is black in addition to it's other colors |
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.-1/2500
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: Create a Book token
![]() ![]() : Green creatures and Mythic creatures you control are unblockable and get +X/+X where X is thrice the number of books you control2/2
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Redhead
(common, foil)
Wiki Torture
(mythic)
Skeentith Thrill Seeker
(uncommon)
Polished Cartouche of Solidarity
(uncommon)
Blabbering Beebles
(uncommon)
Goodies
(common)
Bourgeois
(common)
Self Harm
(common)
NeverWet
(common)
Do it for the LOLS
(common)
Impatience
(common)
Bumfart
(common)
Deep-Sea Treasure-Hunter
(common)
Black Aura
(common)
Draconic Dragon
(basic)
JRR
(token)




: Put CAD$999.99 on Bourgeois

POIN
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.