[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Roll two six-sided dice, record the outcomes
Target Silly creature you control gains +X/+Y, where X was the first dice roll, and Y was the second |
Lord of the Selfless's power cannot be greater than 0.
You cannot cast spells. Opponents spells cost less to cast, where X is Lord of the Selfless's toughness.
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, they may gain 7 life. At the beginning of your upkeep, put a Purity counter on Lord of the Selfless. Creatures you don't control get +X/+X where X is Lord of the Selfless's toughness. , remove any number of Purity counters from Lord of the Selfless: For each counter removed this way, put three +0/+1 counters on Lord of the Selfless.
Pay 1 life: Target opponent gains 1 life. At the beginning of each end step, if you didn't activate this ability this turn, sacrifice Lord of the Selfless. When Lord of the Selfless dies, you lose the game. 0/7
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When Sporeosisaling dies, create two copies of it.
1/1
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All Beasts have Infect
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Rather than spending mana to cast spells or activate abilities you may put X debit counters on Credit Card where X is the amount of mana you would have spent.
: Remove a debt counter from Credit Card
At the beginning of the end step, if there are 5 or more debt counters on Credit Card, you lose the game |
Counter target spell that would win opponent the game
You may play No from your graveyard, library, hand, or exile |
Equip creature
Equipped creature has " ![]() : Destroy target insect with Flying" |
1/2
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Equip
Equipped creature is the target of all spells and abilities |
Sacrifice Bull's Feces: Target player loses 2 life, activate this ability only if the targeted player told a lie
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You may have up to ten cards in your deck named Toddler Safety Rail
: Combine Toddler Safety Rail with another card you control named Toddler Safety Rail
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose X target Child creatures, where X is the number of combined cards named Toddler Safety Rail you control, permanents you control have protection from the chosen creatures until end of turn |
Flying
2/1
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Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature has three hundred sixty five or more Age counters on it, it's controller gains 1 life. Then, sacrifice Birthday |
Spank pings target Child
Draw a card |
: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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Deathtouch
Whenever you cast a green or black spell, Cockroach gains Infect until end of turn 1/1
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Caricature
(uncommon, foil)
Lord of the Selfless
(rare)
Sporeosisaling
(uncommon)
Rabies
(uncommon)
Credit Card
(uncommon)
No
(common)
Fly Swatter
(common)
elp-Mart
(common)
Bull's Eye
(common)
Bull's Feces
(common)
Toddler Safety Rail
(common)
Zombee
(common)
Birthday
(common)
Spank
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Cockroach
(token)



less to cast, where X is Lord of the Selfless's toughness.
, remove any number of Purity counters from Lord of the Selfless: For each counter removed this way, put three +0/+1 counters on Lord of the Selfless.



