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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Legendary Creature – Hitmyran Slave
Haste, Trample, Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
{g}: Dom's Hitmyran fights any target and drains life equal to the damage dealt
He taught his Hitmyran to breathe flame
7/5
 U 
Legendary Artifact – Structure
Drunk Habitat
{t}: Create a Beer token.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {b}{g}. If you do, you gain 2 life for each creature inhabiting this structure.
 U 
Creature – Human Chef
Cook Bread – {2} ({2}: Create a Bread token)
Whenever a Food token enters the battlefield under your control, add {g}.
2/2
 U 
Instant
Counter target spell unless it's controller pays {x}, where X is the number of untapped lands they control.
{1}{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey Astronaut
Assnaut cannot attack if defending player controls Lands
1/1
 C 
Basic Snow Land – Plains Island Swamp Mountain Forest
When hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? enters the battlefield, you lose 1 life unless you control a permanent.
{t}: Add {10}
 C 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature. If a white creature is destroyed this way, you gain 3 life.
{g}{g}{c}{c}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Stop playing Magic: The Gathering and enjoy your precious existence
I WANNA BE ALIVE, I WANNA RUN IN STREAMS!! I AM ALIVE I TELL YOU, ALIVE! MOTHER I LOVE YOU!
No
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target spell that would win opponent the game
You may play No from your graveyard, library, hand, or exile
 C 
Creature – Human
When Loyal Sycophant enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each creature you control with converted mana cost 1 or lses
1/1
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Beast
Reach
Bugbear cannot attack unless you pay {1}.
3/1
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
{t}: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender
2/2
Pharmacist
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Cleric
{t}: Create a colorless Prescription artifact token
2/2
 C 
Instant
Change target character in target creature's name
Draw a card
 C 
Creature – Egg Farmer
{t}: Create a 0/1 white and green Egg creature token with Defender
1/1
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Bacon: Gain 100 Life

Dom's Hitmyran (rare)
Gee's Pub (uncommon)
Mana Nana (uncommon)
Flow Jammer (uncommon)
Assnaut (common)
hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? (common)
Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly) (common)
Live (common)
No (common)
Loyal Sycophant (common)
Bugbear (common)
Farmer // Pharmacist (common)
Microjumble (common)
Yolk Yokel (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Bacon (token)