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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Runner's Temple
{2}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Artifact
{t}: Create a 2/2 red Runner token with haste and landwalk.
Preferability
{2}{u}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, they may ask an opponent a would you rather question, if the opponent answers honestly, does not laugh, or show discomfort, they may both draw a card
Hyperness
{1}{w}{u}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Pay {w}, {u} or {r}: Eat something with sugar, scream, then choose one:
-You gain 4 life
-You loot 2
-Hyperness shocks up to two targets each
Pick up Fifty-Two
{5}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Discard fifty two cards from your hand onto the floor, target opponent must pick them up, and place them in your graveyard, for each 5 seconds it takes, they lose 2 life
Squirrel Pearl
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token
Com Mon
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy Internetian
1/1
Sunrise
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
It becomes Morning.
Nick Naomi
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Clone
All spells and abilities that target creature's you control, target Nick Naomi instead
{1}{u}: Change Nick Naomi's name
Whenever an opponent mispronounces Nick Naomi's name, you may counter target spell, if you do, draw a card
1/2
Off-Brand Shrek
{6}{b}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Orc
It's power and toughness is lopsided, it is filthily made in it's mana cost, and it is an Orc instead of an Ogre!

This common un-swag is lame!
5/8
Roodawlf
{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Elk Idiot
Whenever Roodawlf attacks, sacrifice him unless you say "Hurr durr i has a tomato nose hurr durr" in an annoying voice
A retarded deer who was abandoned in the cold, Santa Claus rescued him and gave him an internship as the sleigh's fumesucker. He is given nothing but healthcare to treat his stupidity
1/1
Giegote
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Satyr
2/2
Amooza!
{1}{w}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Amooza!, Say "Amooza!!" as loud as you can: You gain 5 life
Laughing Gas
{g}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Sacrifice Laughing Gas, target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat), put an Infect counter on that creature's controller
Hellfyre Shot
{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Kicker – {2}{b}
If Hellfyre Shot was kicked, it has Deathtouch.
Hellfyre Shot deals 2 damage to target creature.
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Bread
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice one twelfth of Bread, gain 2 life or draw a card
{g}{g}: Target Plains you control becomes a Wheatfarm

Runner's Temple (rare)
Preferability (uncommon)
Hyperness (uncommon)
Pick up Fifty-Two (uncommon)
Squirrel Pearl (common)
Com Mon (common)
Sunrise (common)
Nick Naomi (common)
Off-Brand Shrek (common)
Roodawlf (common)
Giegote (common)
Amooza! (common)
Laughing Gas (common)
Hellfyre Shot (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Bread (token)