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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Boi
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot Child Swaglord
1/1
 
The Countdown is at One is a Meme
{5}
 
 R 
Instant
Players compare dank memes, for the remainder of the next three turns, any player that lost the comparison, takes triple damage from every source
Codename: Fencing
{1}{w}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Rogue Warrior
First Strike
{w}: +0/+1
{r}: +1/+0
3/1
Air Plane
 U 
Plane – Randomania
White, blue and elemental creatures get +1/+1 and gain Flying
Whenever you roll {chaos}, pay {x} then choose one:
-Return X creatures to their owners hands
-Exile X creatures until end of turn
Murk Lurker
{1}{u/b}{u/b}
 
 U 
Creature – Frog Horror
Skulk
Whenever Murk Lurker deals combat damage to a player, they mill four cards.
1/4
Red Rag
{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Illuminate the Mind (redone srsly)
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target spell. If a green spell was countered this way, tap target land it's controller controls.
Mop
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Cleric or Worker {1}
Whenever equipped creature attacks a player, that player loses all unspent {u}.
Poopy Fart
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Evil Guy
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Evil Human
1/1
Joyous Pun
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.)
Kiss
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Kiss target player, you both gain 2 life
Kys
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Swear at target player, you both lose 2 life
Melon
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Melon, gain 3 life
Tap a creature you control: Transform Melon
Melon Hat
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is an Idiot in addition to it's other types
Fat Ass (the Second)
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey Fatso
Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add {r}.)
2/3
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
token 69 again
 T 
Token

Boi (common, foil)
The Countdown is at One is a Meme (rare)
Codename: Fencing (uncommon)
Air Plane (uncommon)
Murk Lurker (uncommon)
Red Rag (common)
Illuminate the Mind (redone srsly) (common)
Mop (common)
Poopy Fart (common)
Evil Guy (common)
Joyous Pun (common)
Kiss // Kys (common)
Melon (common)
Fat Ass (the Second) (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
token 69 again (token)