[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Undeathtouch
5/5
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Boo target player, they lose 1 life
Insult target player up to three times, for each insult that makes them look unhappy, they lose 3 life
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Equip Equipment
![]() Equipped Equipment gains "Equipped creature has +0/+4 and Last Strike" |
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Flying, Lifelink
1/2
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Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
5/8
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Defender
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Kiss target player, you both gain 2 life
Swear at target player, you both lose 2 life
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Equipped creature is a Sheep and gets +0/+X where X is the number of Sheep you control.
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Snorting (
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Gucci Ganger is Purple
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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 as long as it's attacking. He exclaimed something in the midst of the battle, they were his last words, and they were lost to the noise.
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You can have any number of French Fry in your deck
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When Szechuan Sauce enters the battlefield, watch an episode of Rick and Morty, if you understand it, make a reddit post about it
![]() -Gain 2 life -Target opponent gives you $2.00 CAD |
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three
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Superzombie
(rare)
Boo // Diss
(uncommon)
Bayonet
(uncommon)
Miracle Worker
(uncommon)
Wandering Soul
(common)
Lord of the Buffets
(common)
Wall Nut
(common)
Kiss // Kys
(common)
Branding of the Sheep
(common)
Crackhead
(common)
Gucci Ganger
(common)
!
(common)
French Fry
(common)
Szechuan Sauce
(common)
Draconic Dragon
(basic)
Suicide Bomber
(token)