[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
![]() The weapon wielded by RNGesus himself!
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The next instant or sorcery spell you cast this turn costs
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Search your library for a card named Despair Abandon and put it onto the battlefield. Then, shuffle.
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Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom in a random order.
If that creature is a Hound it enters the battlefield with two additional +1/+1 counters. |
![]() -Target player eats a Jalapeno -Jalapeno shocks target tapped creature |
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gains Goldtouch |
Change target mana symbol to another mana symbol that is next to it on the color wheel, do this only if there are 16777216 permanents in all zones with exactly 16777216 mana symbols of the chosen color
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Char pings any target, it becomes black until end of turn
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Equip Equipment as it enters the battlefield
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X is equal to your current turn minus one
Kerv Beest's power and toughness are both equal to your current turn. */*
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Gain 1 life for each word in target permanent's flavor text
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Flamingo is pink
Flying 1/1
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Put a Stink counter on target Smelly card
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Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/2
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Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three
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Sacrifice Jellyfish Jam: Heal target creature. If a Plant creature is healed this way, you gain 3 life.
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Banhammer
(mythic)
Spell Mastery
(uncommon)
Whispering Winds
(uncommon)
Dog Whistle
(uncommon)
Jalapeno
(common)
Midas Touch
(common)
Tint
(common)
Char
(common)
Itchy Clothing Tag
(common)
Kerv Beest
(common)
Flavorful
(common)
Flamingo
(common)
Stinkify
(common)
Boned Fish
(common)
Draconic Dragon
(basic)
Jellyfish Jam
(token)