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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Rustin Reiber, Ruler of Runic Reptiles
{5}{g}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Lizard Wizard Lord
{t}: Create three 1/1 green Lizard Wizard creature tokens
Tap another untapped Lizard Wizard you control: You may cast a spell from your hand for free
7/7
Victorian Strike!
{1}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Exile target permanent with less than six age counters on it
Hammerspace
{3}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Put target Equipment you control from outside of the game into your hand. Until end of turn, you may cast that card for free
Batta Lion
{1}{w}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Lion
Haste, Vigilance
Battalion – Whenever Batta Lion and at least two other creatures attack, create X copies of Batta Lion except they are tokens, where X is the number of creatures attacking
The Lions of the Batta Plains are the smartest and strongest of them all
3/3
Broke College Student
{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Student
Pay {x} where X is 159 minus your IQ: Scry 100 then draw a card
Spells or abilities that would make you pay money are countered
Spells or abilities that would make you eat, make you eat Ramen or Kraft Dinner instead
1/1
Jinjurrbred Man
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Human
Haste
{r}{t}: Jinjurrbred Man breeds with another card named Jinjurrbred Man
2/1
Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly)
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature. If a white creature is destroyed this way, you gain 3 life.
Dove
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying

{w}{t}: Breed two Humans, then gain 1 life
0/1
Flying Carpet
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct
Flying

Passenger 1 (Whenever Flying Carpet attacks and isn't blocked, you may place up to one blocked creatures you control on it UEOT. Flying Carpet gets +X/+0 where X is the total power of cards placed on it.)
1/2
Root Shot
{g}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Deal 3 damage to target flying creature.
Cycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Prayer
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Pray, if you feel happy, gain 2 life
Compleated Baboon
{1}{pg}
 
 C 
Creature – Ape-No-More
{3}{pg}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Compleated Baboon
Why? A cruel joke?
...
Oh. That's worse.
2/2
Pile of Trash
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
When Pile of Trash enters the battlefield, create two colorless Junk tokens.
Sharp
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is Sharp until end of turn
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Tiger's Eye
 T 
Token Artifact
{3}{t}: You may cast a spell from your hand with "Roar" in it's name for free

Rustin Reiber, Ruler of Runic Reptiles (mythic)
Victorian Strike! (uncommon)
Hammerspace (uncommon)
Batta Lion (uncommon)
Broke College Student (common)
Jinjurrbred Man (common)
Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly) (common)
Dove (common)
Flying Carpet (common)
Root Shot (common)
Prayer (common)
Compleated Baboon (common)
Pile of Trash (common)
Sharp (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Tiger's Eye (token)