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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Saki-Hiro
{3}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Naga Shaman
Lifelink
The Messiah of Japanese Reptillian Religion (JRR)
7/7
Pick up Fifty-Two
{5}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Discard fifty two cards from your hand onto the floor, target opponent must pick them up, and place them in your graveyard, for each 5 seconds it takes, they lose 2 life
Screwing of the Bulb
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Tap all Idiots you control, you may play a Yellow, White, Orange, or Gold artifact with no supertypes or subtypes from your hand, as long as it has converted mana cost 2 or less
Swiper, He who Swipes
{2}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Fox Demon Rogue
Swiper, He who Swipes is Orange
{t}: Steal target card from an opponent's hand and put it into yours
{6}, Say "Swiper no swiping!": Put a Destruction counter on Swiper, only opponents may activate this ability, and only once per turn
If there are three or more Destruction counters on Swiper, sacrifice it and lose 2 life
2/3
Rarity curve is hard
 
 C 
 
Just sayin'
Char
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Char pings any target, it becomes black until end of turn
Gift of Learning
{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Learning enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Flying
Boar Ring
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Boar {1}
Equipped Boar has "{t}: Add one mana of any color"
GamBling
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
GamBling is Gold
{0}: Add {w}{w} or {b}{b} only if you earned money this turn and only once each turn
Black Widow
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Spider
Deathtouch, Infect
{b}{b}: Black Widow breeds with another creature, Black Widow destroy's that creature at the end of the turn, then create a PoisonVial token
2/1
Gucci Handbag
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature gains, "{c}{c}: Attach this creature with an equipment, all counters provided by the equipment are doubled"
Manasucker
{3}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
{r/g}: Remove {r} or {g} from your mana pool, Manasucker gets +1/+1 until end of turn
3/3
Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly)
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature. If a white creature is destroyed this way, you gain 3 life.
Dat Boi
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Frog Swaglord
o shit waddup
2/3
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Deer
 T 
Token Creature – Deer
Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
1/1

Saki-Hiro (rare)
Pick up Fifty-Two (uncommon)
Screwing of the Bulb (uncommon)
Swiper, He who Swipes (uncommon)
Rarity curve is hard (common)
Char (common)
Gift of Learning (common)
Boar Ring (common)
GamBling (common)
Black Widow (common)
Gucci Handbag (common)
Manasucker (common)
Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly) (common)
Dat Boi (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Deer (token)