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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Sorcery
Create X 1/1 LOLCat creature tokens, where X is your devotion to Spam (devotion to Spam is measured in the number of Spam tokens you control)
 U 
Creature – Djinn Insect
Defender, Flying
Whenever Djinnsect blocks a creature, return it to it's owners hand with a Weird counter on it. These counters do not get removed as zones change.
{t}, Remove a Weird counter from Djinnsect: Counter target creature spell.
2/4
 U 
Enchantment
All creatures are blue, and may not have their abilities activated
{u}: Destroy target Artifact
 U 
Creature – Atog
Haste
At the end of each turn, sacrifice a Mountain. If you don't, sacrifice Cliffatog.
4/1
 C 
Artifact – Food
{b/w}{t}: Sacrifice Fudge Pop, gain 2 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Goodies: gain 2 life, instead gain 3 life if you have eaten sugar this turn
 C 
Creature – Clown Demon Horror
Deathtouch, Lifelink, Deathlink, Lifetouch
2/2
 C 
Artifact – Logo
All Artifacts gain "{t}: Google"
{2}{c}{c}: Gain 1 life for each Artifact that Googled this turn
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equip to Human creature
Equipped creature has +7/+0
 C 
Creature – Human Student
Pay {x} where X is 159 minus your IQ: Scry 100 then draw a card
Spells or abilities that would make you pay money are countered
Spells or abilities that would make you eat, make you eat Ramen or Kraft Dinner instead
1/1
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey
{t}: Say something mean, then gain 1 life
1/1
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Human
Haste
{r}{t}: Jinjurrbred Man breeds with another card named Jinjurrbred Man
2/1
 C 
Creature – Human
When Loyal Sycophant enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each creature you control with converted mana cost 1 or lses
1/1
 C 
Sorcery
Move any number of counters of any types from target permanent to another target permanent.
The future may have pregnant males
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
 T 
Token Creature – Thing
Gravecone (When this dies, create a 9/9 copy of it. When that dies, create an 8/8 copy of it. Et cetera.)
10/10

Internet Flood (rare)
Djinnsect (uncommon)
Rainfall (uncommon)
Cliffatog (uncommon)
Fudge Pop (common)
Goodies (common)
Sad Clown (common)
Apple Logo (common)
Diamond Sword (common)
Broke College Student (common)
Bad Ass (common)
Jinjurrbred Man (common)
Loyal Sycophant (common)
Allograft (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Thing (token)