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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Hateful Soul
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying, Deathtouch
1/1
 
$
{3}{w}
 
 M 
Artifact
{2}{w}{w}, {t}, Sacrifice $: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control for each artifact you control. You gain that much life.
Wealth is prosperity and everyone deserves to prosper.
Fish (the Verb)
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Tap target blue creature.

Until end of turn, it becomes 0/1, loses all abilities except that it gains Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming).
Another Day
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
All players stop playing the game, and continue tomorrow at the same time (this card may not be cast at a time when the same time tomorrow would be on a different day, or different time)
Another Dollar
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Instant
When you cast, choose one:
-It has Strive, Pay half a white mana
-It has Storm
Target opponent gives you $1.00 CAD
Shame
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
When Shame enters the battlefield, choose target creature and create it's Soulform (To create a creature's Soulform, create a token that is a copy of that creature except it's a white Spirit in addition to it's other colors and types.).
{5}: Destroy the chosen creature and all creatures that share a name with it. Any player may activate this ability any time they could cast a sorcery.
Funny Dirb
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dirb
Bonk: Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.)
1/1
Bug Spray
{1}{u/g}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice one third of Bug Spray: Target creature gains Protection from Insects until end of turn
Goodies
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Goodies: gain 2 life, instead gain 3 life if you have eaten sugar this turn
Glue
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Combine two Artifacts
{2}{t}, Sacrifice Glue: Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn and becomes a Druggy in addition to it's other types until end of the game
Evil
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Evil sacrifice a Simpson creature, target opponent loses 10 life, and discards their hand
Iacian Brainiac
{w}{u}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Braniac Citizen
3/3
Couch Potato
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Zombie Fatso
Defender
{t}: Remove {e} from target player.
2/5
Sadness
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Embodiement
If you cry while Sadness is in play, sacrifice it, then lose 5 life
aLL mY fRIENDS hATE mE
4/4
Stuffy Nose
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has Snorting
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Tiger's Eye
 T 
Token Artifact
{3}{t}: You may cast a spell from your hand with "Roar" in it's name for free

Hateful Soul (common, foil)
$ (mythic)
Fish (the Verb) (uncommon)
Another Day // Another Dollar (uncommon)
Shame (uncommon)
Funny Dirb (common)
Bug Spray (common)
Goodies (common)
Glue (common)
Evil (common)
Iacian Brainiac (common)
Couch Potato (common)
Sadness (common)
Stuffy Nose (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Tiger's Eye (token)