[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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At the beginning of each end step, if you lost life this turn, draw a card
0/1
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: Tap a legendary creature you control, Locate Lamb Sauce: Unlocated
When Lamb Sauce: Unlocated becomes Located, transform it : Gain 5 life for each Food you control, then make a Gordon Ramsy quote, or sacrifice Lamb Sauce: Located |
: Destroys target Block. Then, Spleefality deals 1 damage to that permanent's controller. Any player may activate this ability. |
When Psychotic Arsonist enters the battlefield it deals 2 damage to target creature or player
Madness ![]() (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)2/2
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Sacrifice Traffic Jam: You gain X life, where X is the number of Vehicles you control.
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Trample, Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
5/5
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Equip Cleric or Worker
Equipped creature has Sweeping. It also has Deathtouch and Lifelink for Germs. |
Defender
Cook Bread – ![]() (![]() : Create a Bread token)1/3
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Equip
Equipped creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from blue, and gets +0/+1 for each blue creature in play Blue creatures have protection from the equipped creature |
2/1
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Flying
1/1
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Enchant Human
Enchanted Human gains " ![]() : Take a puff, if you don't cough, create a 1/1 white Dude creature token" |
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Haste, Menace, Trample, Deathtouch, Vigilance
When Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enters the battlefield create three tokens that are copies of it 2.13/2.13
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Strive –
Sacrifice a creature, target opponent loses 2 life, then you gain 2 life |
: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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Haste
2/2
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Selfharmer
(common, foil)
Lamb Sauce: Unlocated
(rare)
Spleefality
(uncommon)
Psychotic Arsonist
(uncommon)
Traffic Jam
(uncommon)
Domodino
(common)
Broom
(common)
Housewife
(common)
Blue Bandana
(common)
Gremlin
(common)
Space Chimp
(common)
Dudeism
(common)
Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises
(common)
Pupucaca
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Foodevil
(token)


: Tap a legendary creature you control, Locate Lamb Sauce: Unlocated




