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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Undirb the Anti-Dirb
{5}{b}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Dirbnt Bane
Landwalk, Landhome
Undirb the Anti-Dirb is the Bane of Dirbs
8/8
Nomicide
{2}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Kicker {1}{b}
Destroy target creature and each creature with the same name. Then, if Nomicide was kicked, each opponent reveals their hand and discards each card with that name.
Landwalking Dead
{1}{g}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Zombie
Landwalk
2/2
Bogatog
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Atog
Lifelink
Sacrifice a Swamp: +1/+0 and Deathtouch until end of turn
2/1
Unwelcoming Playgroups
{3}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Gamer Evils
{6}, Tap three untapped Human Gamer Evils you control: Exile target non-white non-male player
5/5
Child Soldier
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Child Soldier
Last-Strike
Child Soldier cannot attack or block alone
2/1
Louse
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
{2}, Sacrifice Louse: Draw a card
1/1
Teenager
{10}{r}{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Evil Teenager Idiot
13/13
Wrasslin'
{r}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target player fights another target player, if they win, they may add {r} to their mana pool
Tutu
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip female creature with converted mana cost 2 or less {1}
Equipped creature is a Fairy in addition to it's other types and has "{t}: Move Tutu up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life."
Cobweb
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Untap target Spider
Filthshroom
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Untap target Insect
Evil
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Evil sacrifice a Simpson creature, target opponent loses 10 life, and discards their hand
Leaked Nudes
{4}
 
 C 
Enchantment Artifact
Whenever a creature spell is cast, take a picture of your naked body and post it on Facebook
Lily Vester has still been silent about the release of these shocking, and somewhat arousing images
common 500 again i guess hecc
 
 C 
 
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Bruce Willis
 T 
Token Creature – Human Swaglord
8/8

Undirb the Anti-Dirb (mythic)
Nomicide (uncommon)
Landwalking Dead (uncommon)
Bogatog (uncommon)
Unwelcoming Playgroups (common)
Child Soldier (common)
Louse (common)
Teenager (common)
Wrasslin' (common)
Tutu (common)
Cobweb // Filthshroom (common)
Evil (common)
Leaked Nudes (common)
common 500 again i guess hecc (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Bruce Willis (token)