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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
123456789
{1}{2}{3}{4}{5}{6}{7}{8}{9}
 
 R 
Creature – Embodiement
When 123456789 enters the battlefield, choose one, two or three:
-Target player gains 12346789 life
-123456789 deals 12346789 damage to each creature and planeswalker
-123456789 deals 12346789 damage to target player
123456789/123456789
Djinnsect
{2}{u}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Djinn Insect
Defender, Flying
Whenever Djinnsect blocks a creature, return it to it's owners hand with a Weird counter on it. These counters do not get removed as zones change.
{t}, Remove a Weird counter from Djinnsect: Counter target creature spell.
2/4
Kerv Stompah
{x}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Beast
X is equal to your current turn minus two
Kerv Stompah's power and toughness are equal to your current turn. If the current turn is 4 or later, it's equal to your current turn plus one, also it has Trample.
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Hurdur's Throneboi
{1}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Orc Slave
{w/b}: Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.).
{2}{w}{b}: Exile target creature controlled by a player who hasn't Laughed this turn.
2/2
Habanero
{r/g}{r/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{r/g}{t}: Choose one:
-Target player eats a Habanero
-Habanero bolts target creature, then it pings you
Derek DeVoid
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Devoid
What a boring guy
2/2
Raw Egg
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{r}{t}: Transform Raw Egg
Cooked Egg
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
Sacrifice Cooked Egg: Gain 2 life
Adam's Apple
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Adam's Apple, gain 2 life, gain 5 life instead if you control a permanent named Adam of the Biblefolk
Calculator
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Technology
{t}: Do a math equation, then draw a card
Gift of Learning
{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Learning enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Flying
Ni-Gel
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn
Wiggle
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Move target creature
Draw a card
Heal Potion
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Heal Potion: Target creature you control's toughness becomes X, where X is that creature's base toughness
Clayman of Nam Yalc
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Clayman
2/3
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Runner
 T 
Creature – Human
Haste, First Strike, Landwalk
2/2

123456789 (rare)
Djinnsect (uncommon)
Kerv Stompah (uncommon)
Hurdur's Throneboi (uncommon)
Habanero (common)
Derek DeVoid (common)
Raw Egg (common)
Adam's Apple (common)
Calculator (common)
Gift of Learning (common)
Ni-Gel (common)
Wiggle (common)
Heal Potion (common)
Clayman of Nam Yalc (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Runner (token)