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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Honeycomb
{1}{y}
 
 R 
Artifact – Food Structure
{1}{y}: Create a 1/1 yellow Insect creature token with Flying.
{y}, sacrifice Honeycomb: You gain 5 life.
A neat ability 1
{2}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature, A neat ability 1 deals 1 damage to it's controller. If you targeted yourself with this spell, you may draw a card.
Janitor
{1}{b/g}{w/r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Worker
When Janitor enters the battlefield, create Mop and Broom tokens and equip them.
1/4
Skeentith Thrill Seeker
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Rebel
Whenever Skeentith Thrill Seeker is dealt lethal damage but doesn't die, it becomes the Bane of Parents until end of turn
3/1
Drop of Pee
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Clown Clone
{w}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Clown Clone
2/2
Pixel Ouphe
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Creature – Ouphe Internetian
Defender
Whenever Pixel Ouphe is dealt combat damage, you may put a +1/+1 counter on it (it must survive the damage for the counter to be placed on it)
0/5
Fyrefoxx
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Fox
{r}: Ping target creature
1/1
Microjumble
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Change target character in target creature's name
Draw a card
Nitslave
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Create a Yarn token
{2}{b}: Sacrifice Nitslave and two Yarn tokens, you may play an Equipment from your hand onto the battlefield
1/2
Incense
{1}
 
 C 
Smelly Artifact
{1}{t}: Target card is Smelly for the next three turns, if this is the third time you've activated this ability, sacrifice Incense and lose 1 life
Lord of the Buffets
{5}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fatso Lord
Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
5/8
Apple Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
All Artifacts gain "{t}: Google"
{2}{c}{c}: Gain 1 life for each Artifact that Googled this turn
Slithering Ekam
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Snake
3/3
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Rupee
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Rupee: Add {g}. Add {g}{g} instead if you control a Legendary permanent

Honeycomb (rare)
A neat ability 1 (uncommon)
Janitor (uncommon)
Skeentith Thrill Seeker (uncommon)
Drop of Pee (common)
Clown Clone (common)
Pixel Ouphe (common)
Fyrefoxx (common)
Microjumble (common)
Nitslave (common)
Incense (common)
Lord of the Buffets (common)
Apple Logo (common)
Slithering Ekam (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Rupee (token)