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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Self-Hatred
{3}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Enchantment
You are your own opponent
Mana Nana
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Chef
Cook Bread – {2} ({2}: Create a Bread token)
Whenever a Food token enters the battlefield under your control, add {g}.
2/2
Illuminate the Soul (redone srsly)
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Exile target creature that entered the battlefield this turn. If a black creature was exiled this way, it's controller cannot cast spells during your next turn.
Detention
{2}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Detain up to four target Child creatures
Beggar
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Citizen
{t}: Pacify an untapped creature an opponent controls unless they pay {2}. When they do, create a Treasure token.
{3}, {t}: Transform Beggar
Spare some change? Spare some change?
1/1
Bagger
 
 C 
Creature – Human Worker
At the beginning of each turn, put a -1/-1 counter on Bagger and untap it.
{t}: Store target artifact Food onto another artifact with Storage and a higher converted mana cost.
At the end of each turn, add {w}{w}.
I feel 0% better and I just wanna go back to the street...
1/2
Alphabet Soup
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Add {r} or {g} and gain 2 life
Whenever Alphabet Soup becomes tapped, choose a letter
At the end of each turn, if you control a permanent with all the chosen letters in it's name, draw seven cards and gain 7 life. If not, sacrifice Alphabet Soup, discard seven cards and lose 7 life
Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{r}: Put a Ketchup counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{y}: Put a Mustard counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{g}{g}{g}: Sacrifice Hot Dog: Post-Processing, gain 3 life, gain 7 additional life for each Mustard and Ketchup counter on it beyond the first
Skywise Flapper
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying
{u}, {t}: Scry 1.
1/2
Vindictive Hitmyran
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Hitmyran
{1}{b}: +1/+1 until end of turn
2/3
Prison Shiv
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature has +4/-2 and is black
Fyrefoxx
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Fox
{r}: Ping target creature
1/1
Porcupine
{1}{g/r}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant Boar
Vigilance, Defender
{t}: Porcupine pings a creature it's blocking
2/1
Hood
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equip Rogue {0}
Equipped creature has Shroud and Shadow.
Wink
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Whenever a player would Laugh this turn, you may wink instead.
Protect Belief
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. If this targets a Cleric it costs {1} less to cast and has "You gain that much life"
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Dream
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}: Have a thought, if it was a good thought, gain 2 life, if it was a bad though, lose 2 life
{t}: Sacrifice Dream, draw a card for each 5 hours you slept last night

Self-Hatred (rare)
Mana Nana (uncommon)
Illuminate the Soul (redone srsly) (uncommon)
Detention (uncommon)
Beggar (common)
Alphabet Soup (common)
Hot Dog: Post-Processing (common)
Skywise Flapper (common)
Vindictive Hitmyran (common)
Prison Shiv (common)
Fyrefoxx (common)
Porcupine (common)
Hood // Wink (common)
Protect Belief (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Dream (token)