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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Evil
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Evil sacrifice a Simpson creature, target opponent loses 10 life, and discards their hand
 
Hydrophobia
{3}{r}{g}
 
 R 
Enchantment
Everything has Hydrophobia
Cross the River
{u}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Move target creature onto target opponent's side of the battlefield, activate this ability only if that creature would cross an Island
Death Strike
{2}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Infect
Death Strike deals 3 damage to any target.
Vanilla Guy with Razors Inside!
{6}
 
 U 
Artifact Creature – Construct
4/4
Canned Spam
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Tear Canned Spam into two pieces, create a Spam token, if you own a physical representation of the token, you may eat it, if you do, gain 2 life, if you don't, lose 5 life
Poopy Fart
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Backwoodsman
{3}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Land Creature – Forest Human Farmer
Backwoodsman gets +3/+3 as long as you control a Forest, if that Forest is your southernmost Land, Backwoodsman gets an additional +2/+2
2/2
Redneck
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
Haste, Trample
1/1
Life Up!
{1}
 
 C 
Instant
Life Up!'s mana cost may be payed only with W, R or G

Gain 8 life

If you control a Internetian, gain 12 life instead
You are a good person
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
You lose the game
Always putting other people ahead of yourself, you are loved
Nein
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target spell with a German accent
Teamer
{u}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Internetian Child
Pay {u}, {r}, or {g}: Teamer combines with another Internetian or Child until end of turn
Teamer gets +1/+1 for each creature it is combined with
bruh team bruh pls
1/1
Insightful Dream
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Insightful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Scry 3 then you may tap target permanent that shares a type with a card looked at this way.
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Bread
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice one twelfth of Bread, gain 2 life or draw a card
{g}{g}: Target Plains you control becomes a Wheatfarm

Evil (common, foil)
Hydrophobia (rare)
Cross the River (uncommon)
Death Strike (uncommon)
Vanilla Guy with Razors Inside! (uncommon)
Canned Spam (common)
Poopy Fart (common)
Backwoodsman (common)
Redneck (common)
Life Up! (common)
You are a good person (common)
Nein (common)
Teamer (common)
Insightful Dream (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Bread (token)