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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Baconan
{1}{r}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Boar Barbarian
Haste, Trample, First Strike
3/1
Skeentith Thrill Seeker
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Rebel
Whenever Skeentith Thrill Seeker is dealt lethal damage but doesn't die, it becomes the Bane of Parents until end of turn
3/1
Teacher Troubles
{5}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Destroy up to three target teachers
I accidentally said Orgasm instead of Organism in science in front of forty 13 year olds, my life is over.
Basilisk
{1}{u}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Leviathon
Flying, Deathtouch, Indestructible
{t}: Target creature becomes a Statue in addition to it's other types until end of turn, and may not attack or block
4/3
.txt File
{t}{x}{t}
 
 C 
Artifact – File
Vivoon
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Vivoon
Flying, Flash
patent pending, pls no steal (the name)
3/2
Bork
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature has +1/+0 until end of turn
The Bork is too stronk with dis one
Passionate Aetherborn
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
Haste
Life is too short to not have fun
2/1
Tint
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Change target mana symbol to another mana symbol that is next to it on the color wheel, do this only if there are 16777216 permanents in all zones with exactly 16777216 mana symbols of the chosen color
Teddy Bear
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Bear Demon
I watch you when you sleep, soon I will eat your face
2/2
Luminous Aetherborn
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
When Luminous Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life.
I am here to be honored and to protect in return, I am a gift from the Aether above us.
2/2
Long Legs
{1}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Spider
Reach
1/3
Fat Ass (the Second)
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey Fatso
Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add {r}.)
2/3
Silver Sliver
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Sliver Construct
Slivers you control have "{t}: Add {c}"
1/2
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Emerald
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Emerald: Add {g}

Baconan (rare)
Skeentith Thrill Seeker (uncommon)
Teacher Troubles (uncommon)
Basilisk (uncommon)
.txt File (common)
Vivoon (common)
Bork (common)
Passionate Aetherborn (common)
Tint (common)
Teddy Bear (common)
Luminous Aetherborn (common)
Long Legs (common)
Fat Ass (the Second) (common)
Silver Sliver (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Emerald (token)