[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Child Habitat
![]() : Detain target Child inhabiting this structure.
![]() ![]() , : Juvenile Correction Facility deals 2 damage to each creature inhabiting this structure. |
All creatures lose Hungry
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Destroy up to three target teachers
I accidentally said Orgasm instead of Organism in science in front of forty 13 year olds, my life is over.
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Enchant creature
When Boon of Passion enters the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn. : Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 this turn. |
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Sacrifice Goodies: gain 2 life, instead gain 3 life if you have eaten sugar this turn
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Cast Asterisk only when opponent swears
Choose one: -Physically harm opponent -Draw a card |
: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender2/2
: Create a colorless Prescription artifact token2/2
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Equip female creature with converted mana cost 2 or less
Equipped creature is a Fairy in addition to it's other types and has " : Move Tutu up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life." |
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As an additional cost to cast Spinal Shivers, tap a Skeleton you control
Destroy target vertebrate |
Hexproof
: Target Land becomes an Island until end of turn1/2
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Target creature becomes Red until end of turn, if it's a Celebrity, it also gets +2/+0 and gains Haste until end of turn
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Trample, Haste
4/4
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Protection from Zombies
1/1
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: Spin Fidget Spinner, if it spins more than 720 degrees and doesn't fall or touch any other cards, add two mana of any two colors |
: Add , then you gain 1 life |
: Sacrifice Spam, gain 1 life |
Juvenile Correction Facility
(rare)
The Feeding
(uncommon)
Teacher Troubles
(uncommon)
Boon of Passion
(uncommon)
Goodies
(common)
Asterisk
(common)
Farmer // Pharmacist
(common)
Tutu
(common)
Spinal Shivers
(common)
Water Elemelon
(common)
Esketit
(common)
Celery Cerberus
(common)
Brainless
(common)
Fidget Spinner
(common)
Wheatfarm
(basic)
Spam
(token)



: Detain target Child inhabiting this structure.


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: Juvenile Correction Facility deals 2 damage to each creature inhabiting this structure.