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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Five-Color Activator #3
{3}
 
 R 
Artifact Creature – Construct
{1}{u}: Create a 1/1 blue Spirit creature token with Flying
{2}{w}: Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with First Strike
{3}{r}: Create a 3/3 red Elemental creature token with Haste
{4}{g}: Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token with Trample
{5}{b}: Create a 5/5 black Demon creature token with Menace
2/2
Vanilla Guy with Razors Inside!
{6}
 
 U 
Artifact Creature – Construct
4/4
Call to the Slopfeast
{2}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Instant
Put three 2/2 Pig creature tokens onto the battlefield
Coastal Wizard
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Wizard
{1}{u}, {t}: Return target creature to it's owner's hand. That player may pay {2} and exile it. When they do, return that creature to the battlefield with an additional two +1/+1 counters on it at the beginning of their next upkeep.
2/2
Bad Ass
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey
{t}: Say something mean, then gain 1 life
1/1
Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly)
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature. If a white creature is destroyed this way, you gain 3 life.
Spoon (The Utility)
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{c}{c}{t}: Draw a card, and then eat a spoonful of anything an opponent gives you in the next thirty seconds, if you're spoon is empty, or you don't swallow, discard a card
Bandage
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Bandage, Wait five seconds: Heal target creature, if you do, gain 15 life, activate this ability only if your life total is 75 or less
NCN Crafter
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Elf Artificer
{2}{g}: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by creatures this turn. Put ta +1/+1 counter on all Faeries that had their damage prevented this way.
2/2
Wynn Lawmage
{1}{w}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Wizard
Hexproof, Unblockable
1/3
Rapid Rabbit
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit Beast
Super haste, Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Rapid Rabbit up to two inches.)
2/1
Banishment
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Exile target creature
Dragon Egg
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Dragon Child Egg
Dragon Egg cannot attack or block
Whenever there are two or more age counters on Dragon Egg, transform it
0/1
Basic Dragon
 
 C 
Creature – Dragon
Flying, Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn), Haste
4/3
Mad Nomad
{2}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Nomad
{2}{r}: Ping any target
2/2
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Sapphire
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Sapphire: Add {u}

Five-Color Activator #3 (rare)
Vanilla Guy with Razors Inside! (uncommon)
Call to the Slopfeast (uncommon)
Coastal Wizard (uncommon)
Bad Ass (common)
Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly) (common)
Spoon (The Utility) (common)
Bandage (common)
NCN Crafter (common)
Wynn Lawmage (common)
Rapid Rabbit (common)
Banishment (common)
Dragon Egg (common)
Mad Nomad (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Sapphire (token)