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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
CYA
{c}{y}A
 
 M 
CYA – CYA
{c}{y}{a}
Don't worry, I'm not actually leaving!
CYA/CYA
 U 
Legendary Creature – Elidocorc
Elidocorc is the bane of Crocodiles and Alligators
3/3
 U 
Creature – Cat Wizard
{t}: You may cast another noncreature spell from your hand with converted mana cost 4 or less
1/3
 U 
Instant
Gain 2 life for each green Food you control, then smell something gross
 C 
Sorcery – Omen
(Omens can only be cast after an opponent plays a legendary creature. That creature becomes the Antichrist for the remainder of the game)
Speculate 3
Until end of turn, whenever a card would instruct a player to Trade, instead each of their opponents creates a 2/2 black Evil creature token with First Strike.
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Copy target spell
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Gnome Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1.
{1}{u/g}, {t}: Create a 0/2 Gnome creature token with Defender and Hexproof.
 C 
Instant
Deal 4 damage to target creature
I BELIEVE IT CAN EXIST!
 C 
Creature – Idiot
Protection from Zombies
1/1
 C 
Creature – Dinosaur
Trample
3/3
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Unequip {4}
Equipped creature has +2/+0 and First Strike
{w/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Cow Coward
(Cowards cannot block)
Cowardice (Whenever a creature with a higher cost, power, or toughness than this creature enters the battlefield, exile Cowward thrice and lose 100 life.)
0/1
 C 
Creature – Clown Clone
2/2
 C 
Artifact – Equipment Badge
Equip Child {3}
Equipped child is a Scout in addition to it's other types and gets +1/+2 and gains Basic Landwalk
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
 T 
Token Creature – Monster
Deathtouch, Trample, Infect
8/8

CYA (mythic)
Elidocorc (uncommon)
Felinus Archmage (uncommon)
Health Freaking (uncommon)
Bad Omen (common)
Deja Vu (common)
Gnome Home (common)
playable common removal (common)
Brainless (common)
Nayasaur (common)
Sword with Daddy Issues (common)
Cowward (common)
Clown Clone (common)
Scout Badge (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Monster (token)