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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Clanwashizeateify
{6}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Sorcery – Clanwash
Each creature becomes Abzan, Jeskai, Sultai, Mardu and Temur
Recharge
{4}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura Curse
Enchant player
At the beginning of your upkeep, you get {e}.
Creatures you control cannot attack.
Deathprice (Any player may destroy Recharge at any time by paying {x}, where X is Recharge's converted mana cost.)
Spitfire Imp
{1}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Imp
Flying
{2}{r}: Spitfire Imp deals 1 damage to any target.
"It's raining hellfire!"
– Dante
1/2
Back to Black
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Each creature that has ever been Black but is currently not, becomes exclusively Black until end of turn
African Child
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Child
Hungry 16 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put sixteen +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.)
0/1
Clown Clone
{w}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Clown Clone
2/2
Blissful Dream
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Blissful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Each player may untap up to three lands they control.
Error 404: Magic Card not Found
{4}{0}{4}
 
 C 
Instant
Exile target artifact, colorless, Robot, Internetian, Spam or Troll permanent
Shitpost
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Post something on social media that could be considered "random" and "shitty", if you get a negative comment or dislike, you may discard a card
Redhead
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Haste
2/1
Sweet
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant permanent
Enchanted permanent is white, may not attack or block, is an Angel in addition to it's other types, and has "{t}: Eat something with sugar, gain 1 life"
Temursaur
{u}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dinosaur
Trample
3/3
Cereal
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Cereal, target Fatso has +1/+1, and is unblockable until end of turn
Muffin
{r/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Muffin, target Fatso has +1/+0, and has Haste until end of turn
Quill
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
Quill is White
When Quill enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 1 damage to a Bird you control, if you don't, exile it
{b}{t}, Tap an untapped blue Human you control with converted mana cost 6 or greater: Create one two-hundredth of a Book token
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Ruby
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Ruby: Add {r}

Clanwashizeateify (mythic)
Recharge (uncommon)
Spitfire Imp (uncommon)
Back to Black (uncommon)
African Child (common)
Clown Clone (common)
Blissful Dream (common)
Error 404: Magic Card not Found (common)
Shitpost (common)
Redhead (common)
Sweet (common)
Temursaur (common)
Cereal // Muffin (common)
Quill (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Ruby (token)