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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Antilandwalk
{3}
 
 R 
Enchantment
Lands you control are artifacts instead. They still have all mana abilities and follow other land rules (but cannot be targeted)
All with Nothing
{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Each player discards their hand
Paranoia
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gains "Every 5 seconds, tap then untap this creature, put a Paranoia counter on it" and "Whenever this creature has 500 or more Paranoia counters on it, sacrifice it and destroy all other creatures"
Vanilla Guy with Razors Inside!
{6}
 
 U 
Artifact Creature – Construct
4/4
Create
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Create something
Laughing Gas
{g}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Sacrifice Laughing Gas, target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat), put an Infect counter on that creature's controller
Belief in Flight
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Child
Enchanted Child has flying
I BELIEVE I CAN FLY, I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY
Wrasslin'
{r}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target player fights another target player, if they win, they may add {r} to their mana pool
Stomposaurus
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dinosaur
At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card.
He mad
7/6
Take a Dump
{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Hick
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
1/1
Beep Beep
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Target creature gets +6/+0 until end of turn
Imma Sheep
{g}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Target creature has power and toughness of 2/2 until end of turn
Pringles Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
{1}: Target player eats a Pringle, any player may activate this ability

Whenever any player eats a Pringle, they draw a card and gain 2 life
Weeb
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
{6}{t}: You may play an Anime Protagonist card from your hand
1/1
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Shipping Container
 T 
Artifact – Structure
Idiot and Rat Habitat
Storage 5

Antilandwalk (rare)
All with Nothing (uncommon)
Paranoia (uncommon)
Vanilla Guy with Razors Inside! (uncommon)
Create (common)
Laughing Gas (common)
Belief in Flight (common)
Wrasslin' (common)
Stomposaurus (common)
Take a Dump (common)
Hick (common)
Beep Beep // Imma Sheep (common)
Pringles Logo (common)
Weeb (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Shipping Container (token)