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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
The Mad Hatter
{2}{b}{r}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Human Artificer
Indestructible
{t}: Create a Hat token and The Mad Hatter shocks any target, then you flip a coin. When it lands on heads, The Mad Hatter shocks itself
4/2
Bog Slug
{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Slug
As an additional cost to cast Bog Slug, sacrifice a land.
Trample
{3}{b}{g}, {t}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Bog Slug for each land card in your graveyard.
4/4
XMas Present
{w}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Artifact
{3}, {t}, Sacrifice XMas Present: Draw a card for each creature you control that shares a color with XMas Present
Rewarding Award
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact – Award
Cast Rewarding Award only after another target player does something you think is positive

Rewarding Award enters the battlefield with a Reward counter on it

At the beginning of awarded player's upkeep, put a Reward counter on Rewarding Award, they gain life equal to the number of Reward counters on Rewarding Award squared
Hummingbyrd
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying, Super haste
1/1
Unwelcoming Playgroups
{3}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Gamer Evils
{6}, Tap three untapped Human Gamer Evils you control: Exile target non-white non-male player
5/5
Kek
{w}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.)
Create a Spam token.
Shoe of Nigel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature has Landwalk
Earth Elemelon
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
{t}: Add {g}, activate this ability only once each turn
2/2
Mick's Crafter
{1}{w/u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Add {w} or {u}
1/2
Stoner
{g/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy Idiot
{g}{t}: Stoner pings any target
{b}{t}: Create a PoisonVial token
1/1
Hot Pocket
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Hot Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Hot Pocket for at least one turn.)
{t}, Sacrifice Hot Pocket: You gain 3 life and Hot Pocket shocks you.
Heal Potion
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Heal Potion: Target creature you control's toughness becomes X, where X is that creature's base toughness
Fireckzian
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Horror
2/2
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
JRR
 T 
Legendary Creature – Human Author
{t}: Create a Book token
{5}{g}{g}: Green creatures and Mythic creatures you control are unblockable and get +X/+X where X is thrice the number of books you control
2/2

The Mad Hatter (rare)
Bog Slug (uncommon)
XMas Present (uncommon)
Rewarding Award (uncommon)
Hummingbyrd (common)
Unwelcoming Playgroups (common)
Kek (common)
Shoe of Nigel (common)
Earth Elemelon (common)
Mick's Crafter (common)
Stoner (common)
Hot Pocket (common)
Heal Potion (common)
Fireckzian (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
JRR (token)