[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Scarred 4 (Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals 4 damage to all other creatures.)
Hungry 4 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put four +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.) From the land of South Park many horrors arrive, but this, is certainly the darkest and most dreadful
2/6
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Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
5/4
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Spells you cast have Buyback
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Any number of target colors are target colors of your choice
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GamBling is Gold
: Add ![]() or ![]() only if you earned money this turn and only once each turn |
Enchant Child
Enchanted Child has flying I BELIEVE I CAN FLY, I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY
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Make something
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Pay
, , or : Teamer combines with another Internetian or Child until end of turn
Teamer gets +1/+1 for each creature it is combined with bruh team bruh pls
1/1
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: Tap target Food you control, gain 2 life or draw a card
![]() ![]() ![]() : Eat some Food an opponent controls, if they don't get you back until end of turn, draw a card at your end step |
: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender2/2
: Create a colorless Prescription artifact token2/2
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Counter target white spell or destroy target white creature
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As an additional cost to cast Enraging Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Enraging Dream deals 5 damage to target creature or player |
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Equip
Equipped creature has +1/+0 and Reach |
If you cry while Sadness is in play, sacrifice it, then lose 5 life
aLL mY fRIENDS hATE mE
4/4
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Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.-1/2500
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Equip legendary creature
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and gains Reach and Menace |
Eric Cartman, the Fractured but Whole
(rare)
Hammerhead Shark
(uncommon)
Indian Giver
(uncommon)
Color is the New Color
(uncommon)
GamBling
(common)
Belief in Flight
(common)
Make
(common)
Teamer
(common)
Fork (The Utility)
(common)
Farmer // Pharmacist
(common)
Illuminate the Appetite
(common)
Enraging Dream
(common)
Warrior's Pillow
(common)
Sadness
(common)
Draconic Dragon
(basic)
Firearm
(token)








: Add

: Tap target Food you control, gain 2 life or draw a card

POIN
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.