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Butt-Fugly Shacc    U  Artifact – Structure Habitat : Create three 1/1 black Insect creature tokens with haste. Activate this ability only if a creature is inhabiting this structure. Creatures inhabiting this structure get -1/-1. At the beginning of your end step, you lose 1 life for each creature inhabiting this structure. Then, if you have lost 6 or more life this turn, transform Butt-Fugly Shacc.   Gorgeous Mansion    U  Artifact – Structure Habitat Whenever you would gain life, you gain thrice that much life instead. : Target player may give you $X.00 CAD, where X is thrice your life total. If they don't, they lose the game.	Evolution    R  Sorcery Transform all creatures	Rogueism    U  Enchantment Rogues you control have +1/+1 for each four cards you own that are exiled	Shame    U  Enchantment When Shame enters the battlefield, choose target creature and create it's Soulform (To create a creature's Soulform, create a token that is a copy of that creature except it's a white Spirit in addition to it's other colors and types.). : Destroy the chosen creature and all creatures that share a name with it. Any player may activate this ability any time they could cast a sorcery.
Air Plane  U  Plane – Randomania White, blue and elemental creatures get +1/+1 and gain Flying Whenever you roll , pay then choose one: -Return X creatures to their owners hands -Exile X creatures until end of turn	Illuminate the Heart    C  Instant Counter target blue spell or destroy target blue creature.	The MRS    C  Legendary Basic Running Gag Cardset – God Being of Ultimate Power X is equal to the number of cards in this cardset When The MRS enters the battlefield, for the remainder of the universe, players who make cards lose 2 life. X/X	Cobweb    C  Artifact : Untap target Spider Filthshroom    C  Artifact : Untap target Insect
Red Rag    C  Artifact – Junk	Purify Soul    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature Enchanted creature has base power and toughness 1/1 and gains Shroud. When Purify Soul leaves the battlefield, create enchanted creature's Soulform (To create a creature's Soulform, create a token that is a copy of that creature except it's a white Spirit in addition to it's other colors and types.).	Nayasaur    C  Creature – Dinosaur Trample 3/3	French Fry    C  Artifact – Food You can have any number of French Fry in your deck : Sacrifice French Fry and all cards with the same name, gain X life where X is the number of cards named French Fry you control, do this once for each card named French Fry you control
African Child    C  Creature – Human Child Hungry 16 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put sixteen +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.) 0/1	Huge Man    C  Creature – Giant Trample, Reach 4/4	Grainforest    B  Basic Land : Add and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.	Idiot  T  Creature – Idiot hurr durr 1/1

Butt-Fugly Shacc (uncommon, foil)
Evolution (rare)
Rogueism (uncommon)
Shame (uncommon)
Air Plane (uncommon)
Illuminate the Heart (common)
The MRS (common)
Cobweb // Filthshroom (common)
Red Rag (common)
Purify Soul (common)
Nayasaur (common)
French Fry (common)
African Child (common)
Huge Man (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Idiot (token)