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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Legendary Creature – Dinosaur Horror Lord
Barney the Dinosaur is Purple.
Trample, Deathtouch, Menace
{b}, say a swear word: Discard a card.
5/5
 U 
Instant
Destroy up to three target teachers
I accidentally said Orgasm instead of Organism in science in front of forty 13 year olds, my life is over.
{w}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human
1/1
Lana
{w}{g}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human
1/1
 U 
Enchantment
{1}: Destroys target Block. Then, Spleefality deals 1 damage to that permanent's controller. Any player may activate this ability.
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
Deathtouch
I am unsatisfied with my lifespan, so I will use my tools to increase it.
2/2
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
Haste, Trample
1/1
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Sacrifice Barrel, create two Gold tokens
Equip {0}
Equip target non-Gold creature with nudity in it's art
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Tag
Haste
{t}: Target creature becomes a Tag until it makes another creature a Tag
2/1
 C 
Artifact – Coin
{t}: Put a Luck counter on Lucky Penny
{x}{t}, Remove X Luck counters from Lucky Penny: Add {x}{x}
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant
Defender
Whenever Algae blocks a creature, you may untap a Fish you control
0/1
 C 
Creature – Anime-Protagonist
When Animemal enters the battlefield, it becomes any Animal Creature type of your choice for the remainder of the game
2/2
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Gnome Knight
Vigilance

Cast Gnight only if it's Nighttime
3/3
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}

Equipped creature is a Slave in addition to it's other types, and gains "{3}{t}: Draw a card"

You control equipped creature
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Aquamarine Curd dies add {u}
0/0.01
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
 T 
Token Creature – Child
{t}: Cry, Baby has +0/+1 until end of turn
0/1

Barney the Dinosaur (rare)
Teacher Troubles (uncommon)
Suna // Lana (uncommon)
Spleefality (uncommon)
Amoral Aetherborn (common)
Redneck (common)
Barrel (common)
Tagger (common)
Lucky Penny (common)
Algae (common)
Animemal (common)
Gnight (common)
Shackles (common)
Aquamarine Curd (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Baby (token)