[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
: Sacrifice Cereal, target Fatso has +1/+1, and is unblockable until end of turn : Sacrifice Muffin, target Fatso has +1/+0, and has Haste until end of turn |
: Gain 8 life if you control a FoodThe cruel dictator of the Farms in the Middle Ages
3/5
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You and target player have a Tug o' War, whoever wins draws a card
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Kicker –
Pierce Armor deals 1 damage to target creature, it cannot block this turn. If Pierce Armor was kicked, that creature loses all abilities until your next turn. |
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Return target creature from exile to the battlefield tapped.
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Exile target artifact, colorless, Robot, Internetian, Spam or Troll permanent
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: Create a 0/1 white and green Egg creature token with Defender1/1
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1/1
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Target creature levels up
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Equip
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ( , : Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.) |
Dragon Egg cannot attack or block
Whenever there are two or more age counters on Dragon Egg, transform it 0/1
Flying, Firebreathing (
: +1/+0 until end of turn), Haste4/3
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, Sacrifice Lava Spitter: It deals 1 damage to target creature or player.2/1
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Sacrifice Laughing Gas, target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat), put an Infect counter on that creature's controller
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: Create a Yarn token
![]() : Sacrifice Nitslave and two Yarn tokens, you may play an Equipment from your hand onto the battlefield1/2
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: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
: Have a thought, if it was a good thought, gain 2 life, if it was a bad though, lose 2 life
: Sacrifice Dream, draw a card for each 5 hours you slept last night |
Cereal // Muffin
(common, foil)
Winnie the Pooh, Honey Taxmaster
(rare)
Tug O' War
(uncommon)
Pierce Armor
(uncommon)
Pardon
(uncommon)
Error 404: Magic Card not Found
(common)
Yolk Yokel
(common)
Vanilla Guy
(common)
Level Up!
(common)
Twisted Paperclip
(common)
Dragon Egg
(common)
Lava Spitter
(common)
Laughing Gas
(common)
Nitslave
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
Dream
(token)
: Sacrifice Cereal, target Fatso has +1/+1, and is unblockable until end of turn





