[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Target creature becomes a split card in addition to it's other frames until end of turn, then destroy it, create two tokens that are copies of it except they each have half the power and half the toughness, then wait eight to twelve years and destroy both, create a token that is a copy of the original card except is a Skeleton in addition to it's other types, loses all abilities and cannot attack or block, then rip that card into two pieces
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Kicker
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Destroy target creature and each creature with the same name. Then, if Nomicide was kicked, each opponent reveals their hand and discards each card with that name. |
Players cannot play more than one land in a turn, even if another effect allows them to.
"If the Ancient Egyptians had done this, their land on the Nile would not have suffered from desertification"
- EpicHistorian420 |
![]() : Choose a card, then reveal the top card of your library, if you revealed the chosen card, you may draw three cards1/3
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: Sacrifice Candy Bar!, eat a food item containing more than 90% of your daily value of sugar |
Protection from Zombies
1/1
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1/1
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Kicker
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Move target Island up to two centimeters. If Ebb was kicked, you may move it up to one meter instead. When you do, any permanents it touched are returned to their owners hands. |
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Equip
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has "Whenever this creature blocks or is blocked by a dull creature (a creature is dull if it has greater toughness than power) this creature shocks them" |
Enchant Stinky Smelly creature
At the beginning of enchanted Stinky Smelly creature's controllers upkeep, that player puts an additional Stink counter on it Enchanted Stinky Smelly creature has Protection from Females |
Put a Destruction counter on target Structure you don't control
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Flying
![]() : Breed two Humans, then gain 1 life0/1
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Haste, Flying
2/1
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6/6
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As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life |
: Sacrifice Beef Jerky, gain 1 life |
Cut in Twain
(rare)
Nomicide
(uncommon)
Restricted Exploitation
(uncommon)
Fortune Teller
(uncommon)
Candy Bar!
(common)
Brainless
(common)
Minitaur
(common)
Ebb
(common)
Dull Dagger
(common)
Rancid
(common)
Griefing
(common)
Dove
(common)
Restless Soul
(common)
Kaktuzz
(common)
Bay Sick
(basic)
Beef Jerky
(token)




: Choose a card, then reveal the top card of your library, if you revealed the chosen card, you may draw three cards