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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Legendary Artifact
{t}: Add {r}{r}{r}{r}{r}{r}{r}, activate this ability only if you have insulted an opponent this turn, control a legendary black creature, and have attacked with more than five black creatures this turn
 U 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Banana Split Ice Cream Sundae: Gain 4 life for each white or yellow food you have sacrificed this game, then gain 10 life
 U 
Creature – Beeble
Blubbersucking Beebles is Unblockable if defending player controls a creature with less toughness than Blubbersucking Beebles

Whenever Blubbersucking Beebles deals combat damage to a player, you may eat 15 food items, if you do, Blubbersucking Beebles gets X +0/+0.5 counters where X is the number of times you chewed
2/4
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {4}
Equipped creature has +4/+2 and has Double Strike
 C 
Instant
As Get Rekt is cast, any player may pay {2} to counter it

Target player gets Rekt
 C 
Instant
Exile target artifact, colorless, Robot, Internetian, Spam or Troll permanent
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Cleric or Worker {1}
Equipped creature has Sweeping. It also has Deathtouch and Lifelink for Germs.
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Tear Canned Spam into two pieces, create a Spam token, if you own a physical representation of the token, you may eat it, if you do, gain 2 life, if you don't, lose 5 life
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
pukes
 C 
Instant
Target opposed creature you control pings each creature opposing it
Flight Reflex
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Remove target opposed creature you control from combat
 C 
Creature – Dinosaur
Trample
3/3
{r}{e}{e}
 
 C 
Instant
Target Dinosaur or Frog gets +3/+0 this turn.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +1/+0 and Reach
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
 T 
Token Artifact – Food Delectable
Sacrifice Blue Jellyfish Jam: Heal target creature. If a Plant creature is healed this way, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Diss Track (rare)
Banana Split Ice Cream Sundae (uncommon)
Blubbersucking Beebles (uncommon)
Master's Sword (uncommon)
Get Rekt (common)
Error 404: Magic Card not Found (common)
Broom (common)
Sillytize (common)
Canned Spam (common)
Kale (common)
Fight Reflex // Flight Reflex (common)
Temursaur (common)
Ree! (common)
Warrior's Pillow (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Blue Jellyfish Jam (token)