[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Child Creatures may not be moved around the board
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White, blue and elemental creatures get +1/+1 and gain Flying
Whenever you roll
, pay then choose one:
-Return X creatures to their owners hands -Exile X creatures until end of turn |
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target Child creature you control.
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Enchant white or blue creature
Enchanted creature gains " ![]() : Be quiet for 6 seconds, for each time you have a non-sexual thought, gain 2 life"Enchant red or black creature
Enchanted creature gains " ![]() : Be loud for 4 seconds, for each time you say something sexual, target player loses 4 life" |
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Trample
: Tap target creature, it becomes blue until end of turn2/2
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Protection from everything
0/1
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Flying, Lifelink
2/2
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: Sacrifice Barrel, create two Gold tokens
Equip
Equip target non-Gold creature with nudity in it's art |
![]() : Choose one:
-Target player eats a Habanero -Habanero bolts target creature, then it pings you |
1/1
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As an additional cost to cast Spinal Shivers, tap a Skeleton you control
Destroy target vertebrate |
, Tear Egg into as many pieces as you can within 5 seconds: Add a quarter of for each new piece of Egg beyond the first, then sacrifice them all and throw them away |
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Piratesons are Piratesdaughters and Piratesdottirs in addition to their other types
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Gold Bar is Gold
: Target player gives you $45.00 CAD, if they do, sacrifice Gold Bar, this may not be countered or prevented |
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life |
: Gain 2 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten Sugar today. Put a Lick counter on IceCream
When IceCream has 5 or more Lick counters on it, sacrifice it |
Lockdown
(rare)
Air Plane
(uncommon)
Potty Training
(uncommon)
Jediism // Sithism
(uncommon)
Slobbermutt
(common)
Tardigrade
(common)
Love Dove
(common)
Barrel
(common)
Habanero
(common)
Noob
(common)
Spinal Shivers
(common)
Egg
(common)
Antilandlubber's Diversity
(common)
Gold Bar
(common)
Bay Sick
(basic)
IceCream
(token)


, pay
then choose one:





: Sacrifice Barrel, create two Gold tokens


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