[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Choose two (you may choose the same mode more than once):
– Create a 3/3 colorless Golem creature token – Artifacts you control become copies of target artifact you control this turn. |
Enchant white or blue creature
Enchanted creature gains " ![]() : Be quiet for 6 seconds, for each time you have a non-sexual thought, gain 2 life"Enchant red or black creature
Enchanted creature gains " ![]() : Be loud for 4 seconds, for each time you say something sexual, target player loses 4 life" |
Spells you cast have Buyback
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Jump Boost
![]() ![]() : Take control of target creature until end of turn3/3
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Deal 3 damage to target flying creature.
Cycling ( , Discard this card: Draw a card.) |
![]() : You may play an Anime Protagonist card from your hand1/1
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As long as you control Token Black you cannot be racist
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When Cramming Aetherborn enters the battlefield, if you control another Aetherborn creature, draw a card.
In my short time on this one world, I'd like to learn everything I can about it.
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Tap a yellow creature you control, Sacrifice Egg Yolk: Gain half of a life
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Destroy target black permanent or counter target black spell.
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Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
: Choose a card on Hot Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Hot Pocket for at least one turn.)
, Sacrifice Hot Pocket: You gain 3 life and Hot Pocket shocks you. |
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Tap target Artifact Creature Vehicle with Flying
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: Add , activate this ability only once each turn2/2
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: Add , then you gain 1 life |
Smoke –
, Sacrifice Cigarette, Pretend to Smoke for 2.25 seconds: Put a -0/-1 counter on target creature and put a Guilt counter on each of it's Parent creatures. If four or more -0/-1 counters are put on a creature this way, it gains Deathtouch |
Better Masterful Replication
(rare)
Jediism // Sithism
(uncommon)
Indian Giver
(uncommon)
Codename: Cricket
(uncommon)
Root Shot
(common)
Weeb
(common)
Token Black
(common)
Workhorse
(common)
Cramming Aetherborn
(common)
Egg Yolk
(common)
Illuminate the Soul
(common)
Hot Pocket
(common)
Turbulence
(common)
Earth Elemelon
(common)
Wheatfarm
(basic)
Cigarette
(token)





: Take control of target creature until end of turn
