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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Barney the Dinosaur
{5}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Dinosaur Horror Lord
Barney the Dinosaur is Purple.
Trample, Deathtouch, Menace
{b}, say a swear word: Discard a card.
5/5
Skyrocket
{1}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Artifact
{w}{u}: Triple the amount of counters on another target permanent, put a Height counter on Skyrocket

Whenever Skyrocket has three or more Height counters on it, exile it, then gain 3 life for each counter on permanents you control
Spilled Milk...
{w}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Spill a whole carton or bag of milk, cry for 10 minutes, take a time out, then apologize to everyone who watched you cry and spill the milk, then learn a lesson not to do what Magic cards tell you to do
Spitfire Imp
{1}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Imp
Flying
{2}{r}: Spitfire Imp deals 1 damage to any target.
"It's raining hellfire!"
– Dante
1/2
Redhead
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Haste
2/1
Bandage
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Bandage, Wait five seconds: Heal target creature, if you do, gain 15 life, activate this ability only if your life total is 75 or less
French Vanilla Guy
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
First Strike
2/3
Volcano
 
 C 
Land
{t}: Add {r} or {g}, Volcano shocks you
Dark Fae of the NEMBK
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Faerie
Flying, Lifelink
1/1
Luminous Aetherborn
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
When Luminous Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life.
I am here to be honored and to protect in return, I am a gift from the Aether above us.
2/2
Adipose
{x}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+X and is a Fatso in addition to it's other types. If X is five or more, enchanted creature also gains Trample.
Clone Trooper
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Clone Soldier
Haste, Vigilance
2/2
Asterisk
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Asterisk only when opponent swears
Choose one:
-Physically harm opponent
-Draw a card
Self Harm
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever you lose life, draw a card
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Book
 T 
Artifact
{t}: Read a page of a book, if you understand it, draw a card

Barney the Dinosaur (rare)
Skyrocket (uncommon)
Spilled Milk... (uncommon)
Spitfire Imp (uncommon)
Redhead (common)
Bandage (common)
French Vanilla Guy (common)
Volcano (common)
Dark Fae of the NEMBK (common)
Luminous Aetherborn (common)
Adipose (common)
Clone Trooper (common)
Asterisk (common)
Self Harm (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Book (token)