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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Kamikaze
{3}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Instant
Create two 2/3 red Suicide Bomber creature tokens with "{0}: Sacrifice this creature, it shocks target creature or Structure"
Dog Fart
{w}{b/g}
 
 U 
Tribal Instant – Hound
Up to X Hounds become Smelly until end of turn, where X is the number of Foods put in your graveyard this turn
Cat Puke
{u}{b/g}
 
 U 
Tribal Instant – Cat
Aftermath
Target artifact gets a poison counter unless it's controller pays {e}{u}
Corn Maze
{3}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food Structure
Idiot and Plant Habitat
You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure.
Tap a Plant inhabiting this structure: Add {g}{g}{g}. Activate this ability only once per turn.
Godspeed
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is a white Angel in addition to it's other colors and types and gains Super Haste
Loyal Sycophant
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
When Loyal Sycophant enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each creature you control with converted mana cost 1 or lses
1/1
Energy Engine
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Engine
{t}: {e}
Adipose
{x}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+X and is a Fatso in addition to it's other types. If X is five or more, enchanted creature also gains Trample.
Black Aura
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is black in addition to it's other colors
Red Mana Potion
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Red Mana Potion: Target creature you control gets +X/+0 where X is that creature's converted mana cost
Child Soldier
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Child Soldier
Last-Strike
Child Soldier cannot attack or block alone
2/1
Laughing Gas
{g}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Sacrifice Laughing Gas, target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat), put an Infect counter on that creature's controller
Rektfeaster
{1}{w/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Horror
Whenever something get's Rekt, choose one:
-You gain 2 life
-Rektfeaster drains 1 to any target
Walking Dead
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie
Even after death, Phil kept a workout routine
2/2
Comment dump
 
 C 
 
Put endless comments on Comment dump
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Cake
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Gain 2 life, gain 4 life instead if you've consumed sugar today

Kamikaze (rare)
Dog Fart // Cat Puke (uncommon)
Corn Maze (uncommon)
Godspeed (uncommon)
Loyal Sycophant (common)
Energy Engine (common)
Adipose (common)
Black Aura (common)
Red Mana Potion (common)
Child Soldier (common)
Laughing Gas (common)
Rektfeaster (common)
Walking Dead (common)
Comment dump (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Cake (token)