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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Ella the Monster
{3}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Creature – Monster
Deathtouch
Sacrifice Ella the Monster, Pay 5 life: Create five Monsterella artifact creature tokens
5/5
Color Pie Infringement
{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Tap target creature, it does not untap for the remainder of the game
your going away for a long time
Salvagery
{2}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Whenever a Structure is destroyed, you may pay {2} to return it from the graveyard to the battlefield under your control, if you do, draw a card
Knightmare One Year Later
{w}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Horse Knight Nightmare
Whenever Knightmare One Year Later attacks, you may sacrifice it and pay {w}{b} to destroy target creature defending player controls.
3/3
Good Read (RTFC)
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target player reads a card to all other player's simultaneously, then draws a card
Candy Bar!
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Candy Bar!, eat a food item containing more than 90% of your daily value of sugar
I, Eye
{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery – Self-Realization
You become a 1/1 blue Eye creature token with Flying, Curiosity (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.) and Protection from Everything until end of turn.
Red Bandana
{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is Red in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from red, and gets +1/+0 for each Red creature in play

Red creatures have protection from the equipped creature
Son of a Pirate
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Pirateson
When Son of a Pirate enters the battlefield, target Pirate you control is Son of a Pirate's Parent for as long as Son of a Pirate remains in play
1/1
Brain
{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
Brain is Pink
{t}: Scry 10, then draw three cards
Derek DeVoid
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Devoid
What a boring guy
2/2
Scout Badge
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment Badge
Equip Child {3}
Equipped child is a Scout in addition to it's other types and gets +1/+2 and gains Basic Landwalk
Tardigrade
{0}
 
 C 
Creature – Germ
Protection from everything
0/1
Fight Reflex
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target opposed creature you control pings each creature opposing it
Flight Reflex
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Remove target opposed creature you control from combat
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Pig
 T 
Creature – Boar
2/2

Ella the Monster (rare)
Color Pie Infringement (uncommon)
Salvagery (uncommon)
Knightmare One Year Later (uncommon)
Good Read (RTFC) (common)
Candy Bar! (common)
I, Eye (common)
Red Bandana (common)
Son of a Pirate (common)
Brain (common)
Derek DeVoid (common)
Scout Badge (common)
Tardigrade (common)
Fight Reflex // Flight Reflex (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Pig (token)