[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
: Target player with a nut allergy becomes Rekt, they must eat a nut, destroy that player |
Tap an untapped Desert you control: Create a Legendary Treasure token named Dune Diamond
Whenever a Treasure enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw three cards unless target player pays you $99.99 3/4
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Vigilance
3/4
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Lifelink
Sacrifice a Swamp: +1/+0 and Deathtouch until end of turn 2/1
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Reach
1/3
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Play a prank on target opponent, if they fall for it, Practical Joke shocks them
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When Speck of Potential enters the battlefield, you may put a creature card with converted mana cost 1 or less from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
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When Thriving Speck enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on it or another target creature with converted mana cost 1 or less.
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: Destroy target black creature |
, Tap three untapped Human Gamer Evils you control: Exile target non-white non-male player5/5
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Flying, Lifelink
1/1
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Equip Child
Equipped child is a Scout in addition to it's other types and gets +1/+2 and gains Basic Landwalk |
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If you cry while Sadness is in play, sacrifice it, then lose 5 life
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: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
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Nut
(common, foil)
Idfar of the Sparkling Dunes
(rare)
Vanilla Guy with Razors Inside!
(uncommon)
Aver Hassif
(uncommon)
Bogatog
(uncommon)
Long Legs
(common)
Practical Joke
(common)
Speck of Potential // Thriving Speck
(common)
Holy Water
(common)
Unwelcoming Playgroups
(common)
Dark Fae of the NEMBK
(common)
Scout Badge
(common)
Gulltist
(common)
Sadness
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
Joey
(token)
: Target player with a nut allergy becomes Rekt, they must eat a nut, destroy that player



