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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Gag
{b/g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, if it would die this way bounce it instead
 
DONT TOUCH ME I HAVE A PEANUT ALLERGY!!!
{6}
 
 R 
Enchantment
Card effects that would make you eat nut products, are countered
Norsery
{w}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Child Habitat
{w}: Put a Healing counter on target creature.
{b}: Put a Cruelty counter on target creature.
{r}: Put a Barbaric counter on target creature.
Whenever a creature inhabiting this structure is removed from it, you gain 8 life for each Healing counter on it, target player loses 6 life for each Cruelty counter on it, and Norsery deals 4 damage to any target for each Barbaric counter on it.
Talk Show
{4}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Gotcha – Whenever a word is said that is not Gotcha, you may say Gotcha, if you do, draw a card
Welcome back to episode 273 of the Magic The Gathering Show, here with me today is Mark Rosewater!
Mangaroo
{3}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Anime-Protagonist Kangaroo
Jump Boost 7, Storage 3
When Mangaroo enters the battlefield, create two Book tokens.
3/3
Those Who Hide in Darkness
{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Evils
Deathtouch
Whenever a white spell is cast, sacrifice Those Who Hide in Darkness
They committed their sins in darkness, then someone turned on the lights and they saw all that they had inflicted
10/10
No
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target spell that would win opponent the game
You may play No from your graveyard, library, hand, or exile
Rubber Ducky
{u/g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Bird Equipment
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Equip Child {0}
{t}: Equipped creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn
0/1
Tardiness
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment
All spells you cast resolve one minute after you cast them
A Fishy Situation
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Create a 2/2 blue Fish creature token with Swimming
Fly Swatter
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature
Equipped creature has "{1}{t}: Destroy target insect with Flying"
401ster
{2}{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Clone Soldier
common #401
0/1
Smurf
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Smurf
When Smurf enters the battlefield, you may return target creature to it's owners hand
1/1
Draamaa
{1}{b}{r}
 
 C 
Tribal Sorcery – Teenager
As an additional cost to cast Draamaa, be dramatic for attention
Two target Teenagers get -2/-2 until end of turn and two target Teenagers get +2/+2 until end of turn. You may make two teenager breed, if you do, you may sacrifice the Baby token to put a -1/-1 counter on each Female Parent, if you don't, discard your hand
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
PoisonVial
 T 
Artifact
{t}: Sacrifice PoisonVial, choose one:
-Target player loses 2 life
-Put a poison counter on target player

Gag (common, foil)
DONT TOUCH ME I HAVE A PEANUT ALLERGY!!! (rare)
Norsery (uncommon)
Talk Show (uncommon)
Mangaroo (uncommon)
Those Who Hide in Darkness (common)
No (common)
Rubber Ducky (common)
Tardiness (common)
A Fishy Situation (common)
Fly Swatter (common)
401ster (common)
Smurf (common)
Draamaa (common)
Grainforest (basic)
PoisonVial (token)