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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Raging Meteor
 
 R 
Land
Raging Meteor enters the battlefield tapped
When Raging Meteor enters the battlefield it deals 1 damage to each creature with power and/or toughness 4 or less
{t}: Add {r} or {g}
The Pink Panther
{3}{w}{r}{w/r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Cat
The Pink Panther is Pink.
Jump Boost 3 ({e}: Move The Pink Panther up to three inches.)
{2}{w/r}: Choose one:
– Cats get +1/+1 this turn.
– Pink creatures get +1/+1 this turn.
3/3
Hurdur's Amusement
{w}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Sacrifice an Orc you control, another target Orc gains Indestructible until end of turn
Aver Hassif
{w}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Hassif
Vigilance
3/4
Make
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Make something
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE!
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target counterspell
"Counter that."
"Heh good thing im splashing blue"
"Do we even want to play this game?"
"I think it's like Golf."
elp-Mart
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Deer
1/2
Walking Dead
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie
Even after death, Phil kept a workout routine
2/2
Cheesecake
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Cheesecake, gain 1 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $49.99 CAD in the last fifteen seconds
Illuminate the Mind
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target green permanent or counter target green spell.
Frame for Crime
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Frame for Crime deals damage to any target equal to thrice the number of things on the Jury Bench
Frameshift
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target Frame becomes another target Frame until end of turn
Mop
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Cleric or Worker {1}
Whenever equipped creature attacks a player, that player loses all unspent {u}.
Char
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Char pings any target, it becomes black until end of turn
Humanize
{1}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Target creature becomes a Human in addition to it's other types.
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Squarepants
 T 
Token Artifact – Equipment
Equip non-Fatso creature with an equal power and toughness {e}
Equipped creature isn't nude

Raging Meteor (rare)
The Pink Panther (uncommon)
Hurdur's Amusement (uncommon)
Aver Hassif (uncommon)
Make (common)
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE! (common)
elp-Mart (common)
Walking Dead (common)
Cheesecake (common)
Illuminate the Mind (common)
Frame for Crime // Frameshift (common)
Mop (common)
Char (common)
Humanize (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Squarepants (token)