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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
EIEIO
{7}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a Farm (a 1/1 gold Sheep creature token, a 2/2 pink Boar creature token, and a 3/3 white Cow creature token), then create repeat this process for each Farm you control.
Infernal Pig
{b}{b}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Pig Demon
When Infernal Pig enters the battlefield you may sacrifice a land. If you do, destroy target land and put a +1/+1 counter on Infernal Pig.
5/5
Corn Maze
{3}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food Structure
Idiot and Plant Habitat
You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure.
Tap a Plant inhabiting this structure: Add {g}{g}{g}. Activate this ability only once per turn.
Domino Artist
{2}{u/r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Rogue
Whenever a Domino you control becomes tapped, you gain 1 life
2/3
Gulltist
{u/b}{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Aven Minion
1/1
Boost
{u/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Open a booster pack, you may put a card from among it into your hand, then shuffle the dirty remains
Lockpicker
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Rogue Raider
Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
1/1
Egg Whites
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
Tap a white creature you control, Sacrifice Egg Whites: Gain half of a life
Egg
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{t}, Tear Egg into as many pieces as you can within 5 seconds: Add a quarter of {g} for each new piece of Egg beyond the first, then sacrifice them all and throw them away
Wrasslin'
{r}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target player fights another target player, if they win, they may add {r} to their mana pool
Proletariat
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer Worker
{t}: Create a Food token
{t}: Create an Artifact token
1/1
Incense
{1}
 
 C 
Smelly Artifact
{1}{t}: Target card is Smelly for the next three turns, if this is the third time you've activated this ability, sacrifice Incense and lose 1 life
Creepy Pasta
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Horror Construct
You may have any number of cards named Creepy Pasta in your deck
Creepy Pasta has +1/+1 for each black Food, Horror, or Construct you control
{b}{t}: Discard two cards, activate this ability once every turn or sacrifice all cards named Creepy Pasta from libraries, graveyards, and the battlefield
1/1
Deep-Sea Treasure-Hunter
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Merfolk Rogue
Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.)
2/1
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Book
 T 
Artifact
{t}: Read a page of a book, if you understand it, draw a card

EIEIO (mythic)
Infernal Pig (uncommon)
Corn Maze (uncommon)
Domino Artist (uncommon)
Gulltist (common)
Boost (common)
Lockpicker (common)
Egg Whites (common)
Egg (common)
Wrasslin' (common)
Proletariat (common)
Incense (common)
Creepy Pasta (common)
Deep-Sea Treasure-Hunter (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Book (token)