[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Cardlist | Visual spoiler | Export | Booster | Comments | Search | Recent activity
Mechanics | Shiftrrs | Mechanics 2.0 | Set symbol | Grey Mana | Yellow Cards in this Set | Sins & Virtues | Basic Animal Groups | junk | verbosity gone wrong | Finishing Move Series | my shitpost | high quality shitpost 2
Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Make
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Make something
 
Zola, Cheesy Gorgon
{3}{b/g}{b/g}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Gorgon
Multikicker – {1}{g}
When Zola enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on it for each time it was kicked. Then, destroy up to those many creatures plus one.
{2}{w}: Lifelink until end of turn.
{w/b}{w/b}: Drain 1.
{5}{b}{b}, {t}: Each opponent sacrifices a number of creatures they control equal to Zola's power. Create those many 0/4 yellow Statue Food artifact creature tokens with Defender and "{w/g}, {t}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life."
4/4
No Mad
{2}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
As long as you control a Nomad, red spells cannot be cast
Spoiler
{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Reveal the top card of a pile of cards from an upcoming product, if that card is a functional reprint of another card from a released product, you may put it into your hand. Otherwise, put it on the bottom of the pile
ABCDEFGHIKLMN
{13}
 
 U 
Instant
When ABCDEFGHIKLMN enters the battlefield, if you didn't cast both ends you lose the game
When you cast ABCDEFGHIKLMN, if you cast both ends you win the game
13/13
OPQRSTUVWXYZ
{13}
 
 U 
Instant
When OPQRSTUVWXYZ enters the battlefield, if you didn't cast both ends you lose the game
When you cast OPQRSTUVWXYZ, if you cast both ends you win the game
13/13
Swim
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature gains Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) for the next X turns, where X is your deck size
.txt File
{t}{x}{t}
 
 C 
Artifact – File
Raw Egg
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{r}{t}: Transform Raw Egg
Cooked Egg
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
Sacrifice Cooked Egg: Gain 2 life
Gold Bar
{y}A
 
 C 
Artifact
Gold Bar is Gold

{0}: Target player gives you $45.00 CAD, if they do, sacrifice Gold Bar, this may not be countered or prevented
Illuminate the Soul
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target black permanent or counter target black spell.
Boned Fish
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/2
New York Cheesecake
{5}{y}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice New York Cheesecake, gain 16 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $249.99 CAD this game
Esketit
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Red until end of turn, if it's a Celebrity, it also gets +2/+0 and gains Haste until end of turn
Szechuan Sauce
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
When Szechuan Sauce enters the battlefield, watch an episode of Rick and Morty, if you understand it, make a reddit post about it
{t}: Sacrifice Szechuan Sauce, choose one:
-Gain 2 life
-Target opponent gives you $2.00 CAD
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Balloon
 T 
Token Artifact
Pop, Sacrifice Balloon: Balloon pings target Child or Idiot
Crew Wizard
As long as Balloon is a creature, it's toughness is equal to any amount of the number of artifacts you sacrificed as it resolved, it's power is equal to the rest
*/*

Make (common, foil)
Zola, Cheesy Gorgon (rare)
No Mad (uncommon)
Spoiler (uncommon)
ABCDEFGHIKLMN // OPQRSTUVWXYZ (uncommon)
Swim (common)
.txt File (common)
Raw Egg (common)
Gold Bar (common)
Illuminate the Soul (common)
Boned Fish (common)
New York Cheesecake (common)
Esketit (common)
Szechuan Sauce (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Balloon (token)