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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
et-Sah
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Lizard
2/1
 
Envy
{w}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Enchantment
Whenever a player attacks with two or more creatures, they sacrifice half of them.
Blabbering Beebles
{2}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Beeble
Blabbering Beebles is Unblockable if defending player has talked this turn

Whenever Blabbering Beebles deals combat damage to a player, you may talk for 15 minutes, if you do, deal half of a damage to target player for each sentence you pronounce properly
3/2
Riot Shield
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has "{2}: Prevent all damage target rioting creature would do this turn"
Baker's Oven
{4}{r}
 
 U 
Artifact
Cook Bread – {r} ({r}: Create a Bread token)
First Guy
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
Haste
1/1
Pine Tree
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Squirrel Habitat
{1}{g}, {t}: Target creature inhabiting this structure gets +3/+3 this turn.
{5}{g}, {t}, Sacrifice Pine Tree: Create four 0/2 green Plant creature tokens with Defender.
Derp
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
1/1
Bear Feet
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature cannot attack or block as long as Lands are in play
Algae
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant
Defender
Whenever Algae blocks a creature, you may untap a Fish you control
0/1
Workhorse
{2}{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Horse Worker
2/2
Fatboi
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fatso
Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add {r}.)
2/3
Hobo's Revenge
{2}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target Gold spell or ability
Card123
{1}{2}{3}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Card123: You gain 123 life
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Hat
 T 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains "{2}: Flip a coin, if it lands on heads, you may play an equipment from your hand with converted mana cost 4 or less"

et-Sah (common, foil)
Envy (mythic)
Blabbering Beebles (uncommon)
Riot Shield (uncommon)
Baker's Oven (uncommon)
First Guy (common)
Pine Tree (common)
Derp (common)
Bear Feet (common)
Algae (common)
Workhorse (common)
Fatboi (common)
Hobo's Revenge (common)
Card123 (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Hat (token)