[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
: Devourer of Curds deals damage to it's power to target Curd creature without Flying, if that creature dies, put a +0.25/+0.25 counter on Devourer of Curds1/1
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Cast Rewarding Award only after another target player does something you think is positive
Rewarding Award enters the battlefield with a Reward counter on it At the beginning of awarded player's upkeep, put a Reward counter on Rewarding Award, they gain life equal to the number of Reward counters on Rewarding Award squared |
Destroy all blue creatures
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All red creatures able to attack must do so this turn
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Nemcatcher's Net enters the battlefield tapped
, , Sacrifice Nemcatcher's Net: Target Faerie you don't own or control gets +3/+3 and it's owner gains 45 life. It deals damage equal to it's power to you, twice. |
Stop playing Magic: The Gathering and enjoy your precious existence
I WANNA BE ALIVE, I WANNA RUN IN STREAMS!! I AM ALIVE I TELL YOU, ALIVE! MOTHER I LOVE YOU!
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, Sacrifice Heal Potion: Target creature you control's toughness becomes X, where X is that creature's base toughness |
Flying
Passenger 1 (Whenever Flying Carpet attacks and isn't blocked, you may place up to one blocked creatures you control on it UEOT. Flying Carpet gets +X/+0 where X is the total power of cards placed on it.) 1/2
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2/2
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Cast Asterisk only when opponent swears
Choose one: -Physically harm opponent -Draw a card |
Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, if it would die this way bounce it instead
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: Destroy target non-Insect, non-Plant, non-Spider permanent |
Target creature becomes Red until end of turn, if it's a Celebrity, it also gets +2/+0 and gains Haste until end of turn
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: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
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Devourer of Curds
(rare)
Rewarding Award
(uncommon)
Empathy
(uncommon)
Marathon
(uncommon)
Nemcatcher's Net
(common)
Live
(common)
Heal Potion
(common)
Flying Carpet
(common)
Ass Carcass
(common)
Fireckzian
(common)
Asterisk
(common)
Gag
(common)
Wormhole
(common)
Esketit
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Pig
(token)

: Devourer of Curds deals damage to it's power to target Curd creature without Flying, if that creature dies, put a +0.25/+0.25 counter on Devourer of Curds



