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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Creature – Superzombie
Undeathtouch
5/5
 U 
Creature – Centaur
Horsemanship
Other Horses you control get +0/+2 and gain Trample
3/5
{2}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
As long as you control a Nomad, red spells cannot be cast
{1}{u}{u}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Etanod
Whenever you give money, win those many games
3/3
 C 
Creature – Orc
It's power and toughness is lopsided, it is filthily made in it's mana cost, and it is an Orc instead of an Ogre!

This common un-swag is lame!
5/8
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Pickle, gain 1 life, instead gain 2 life if you have drunken vinegar today
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Red Mana Potion: Target creature you control gets +X/+0 where X is that creature's converted mana cost
{0}
 
 C 
Colour indicator U Sorcery
Counter target spell
"Does this card function as intended?"
"Yesn't"
 C 
Creature – Donkey Fatso
Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add {r}.)
2/3
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {5}
Equipped creature has +18/+0 and has Hexproof
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying, Lifelink
1/2
 C 
Sorcery
Move any number of counters of any types from target permanent to another target permanent.
The future may have pregnant males
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Cast Bedtime only if the sun is setting

{0}: Create a Dream token, activate this ability only if you are sleeping, and only if it has been 15 minutes since last being activated

When the sun rises, sacrifice Bedtime
 C 
Instant – Urge
Target creature gets +6/+0 until end of turn
Imma Sheep
{g}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Target creature has power and toughness of 2/2 until end of turn
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Prescription, Pay CAD$0.99: Create a colorless Pill artifact token, activate this ability only if you live in Canada and control three or more Snow Lands
{t}, Sacrifice Prescription, Pay USD$999.99: Create a colorless Pill artifact token, activate this ability only if you live in The United States of America, control an Eagle creature and control three or more white, red and blue permanents
{t}, Sacrifice Prescription, Pay USD$99.99: Create a colorless Pill artifact token, activate this ability only if you live in The United States of America, control an Eagle creature, control three or more white, red and blue permanents, control a Legendary President creature named Barack Obama and control a permanent named Obama Care

Superzombie (rare)
Codename: Equestrian (uncommon)
No Mad (uncommon)
Etanod (uncommon)
Off-Brand Shrek (common)
Pickle (common)
Red Mana Potion (common)
Yesn't (common)
Fat Ass (the Second) (common)
Flute (common)
Wandering Soul (common)
Allograft (common)
Bedtime (common)
Beep Beep // Imma Sheep (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Prescription (token)