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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Berry Minefield
 
 R 
Land
Berry Minefield enters the battlefield tapped
{t}: Add {w} or {r}
{w}{r}: Sacrifice two Foods with converted mana cost 2 or less, then choose one:
-Berry Minefield bolts any number of targets
-You gain 2 life for each Red and White creature
Ant Farm
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose an evergreen keyword. Ants you control have that keyword for the remainder of the game.
{2}: Create a 1/1 Ant creature token.
Fortune Teller
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Shaman
{2}{t}: Choose a card, then reveal the top card of your library, if you revealed the chosen card, you may draw three cards
1/3
Jumble
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Change up to three target creature's names
Draw a card
Bourgeois
{5}{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Evil Advisor Artificer Author Lord
Whenever money would be put on Bourgeois, triple that amount of money is put on Bourgeois instead
Bourgeois gets +5/+5 for each CAD$0.01 on it
{t}: Put CAD$999.99 on Bourgeois
1/1
Illuminate the Appetite
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target white spell or destroy target white creature
African Child
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Child
Hungry 16 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put sixteen +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.)
0/1
common 500 again i guess hecc
 
 C 
 
Allograft
{g}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Move any number of counters of any types from target permanent to another target permanent.
The future may have pregnant males
Nemcatcher's Net
{11}
 
 C 
Artifact
Nemcatcher's Net enters the battlefield tapped
{11}, {t}, Sacrifice Nemcatcher's Net: Target Faerie you don't own or control gets +3/+3 and it's owner gains 45 life. It deals damage equal to it's power to you, twice.
Bubble
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
Flying
{1}: Destroy Bubble, any player may activate this ability
Speck of Potential
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Germ
When Speck of Potential enters the battlefield, you may put a creature card with converted mana cost 1 or less from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
0/1
Thriving Speck
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Germ
When Thriving Speck enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on it or another target creature with converted mana cost 1 or less.
0/1
Workhorse
{2}{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Horse Worker
2/2
Wrasslin'
{r}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target player fights another target player, if they win, they may add {r} to their mana pool
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
GMOPork
 T 
Artifact – "Fude"
{t}: Sacrifice GMOPork, smell a dog fart, and eat wet hair

Berry Minefield (rare)
Ant Farm (uncommon)
Fortune Teller (uncommon)
Jumble (uncommon)
Bourgeois (common)
Illuminate the Appetite (common)
African Child (common)
common 500 again i guess hecc (common)
Allograft (common)
Nemcatcher's Net (common)
Bubble (common)
Speck of Potential // Thriving Speck (common)
Workhorse (common)
Wrasslin' (common)
Grainforest (basic)
GMOPork (token)