[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
![]() : +1/+1 until end of turn for each basic Swamp you control.2/2
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Flip three water bottles, for each success, draw a card
If you cap flip thrice, draw ten cards |
Piyfs and Fyips get +X/+X where X is your life total
9/9
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Flying
![]() : Spitfire Imp deals 1 damage to any target."It's raining hellfire!"
– Dante 1/2
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Haste, Vigilance
2/2
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Haste, Firebreathing (
: +1/+0 until end of turn)2/1
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Suffixed permanent is a food equipment in addition to it's other types and gains Equip Fatso
Sacrifice Suffixed permanent: put two +0/+1 counters on Equipped Fatso, activate this ability only if Suffixed permanent is equipped to a Fatso |
Flying
1/2
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When Loyal Sycophant enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each creature you control with converted mana cost 1 or lses
1/1
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: Sacrifice Max Health Potion, your life total becomes 20 |
Whenever Roodawlf attacks, sacrifice him unless you say "Hurr durr i has a tomato nose hurr durr" in an annoying voice
A retarded deer who was abandoned in the cold, Santa Claus rescued him and gave him an internship as the sleigh's fumesucker. He is given nothing but healthcare to treat his stupidity
1/1
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Gain 100 life: Create any number of Lands
Landlubber is the Bane of Pirates 1/1
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Gold Bar is Gold
: Target player gives you $45.00 CAD, if they do, sacrifice Gold Bar, this may not be countered or prevented |
Mr Commitment Issues cannot be combined or bred with other creatures
At the end of every turn remove all counters from Mr Commitment Issues 4/4
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: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one:
-Tattoo drains 2 -Add two mana of any one color -Destroy target creature with converted mana cost equal or less than the highest converted mana cost among creatures you control |
Campy Mophead
(rare)
Bottleflippin'
(uncommon)
Autumn Piyf
(uncommon)
Spitfire Imp
(uncommon)
Clone Trooper
(common)
Fire Elemelon
(common)
On A Stick
(common)
Shimmering Soul
(common)
Loyal Sycophant
(common)
Max Health Potion
(common)
Roodawlf
(common)
Landlubber
(common)
Gold Bar
(common)
Mr Commitment Issues
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
Tattoo
(token)







: Sacrifice Max Health Potion, your life total becomes 20
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: Target player gives you $45.00 CAD, if they do, sacrifice Gold Bar, this may not be countered or prevented