[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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– Put a multicolored permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield. – Draw a card for each Fatso you control. |
Until end of turn, spells cost
more to cast, and whenever a player casts a spell they lose that much life.As Davriel wandered through the ruins of an ancient hellish world, he saw the chattering head of a mad god spouting out a foretelling of upcoming anguish.
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: Put a -1/-1 counter on Moldmonster, you may return a plant from your graveyard to the battlefield as long as it has converted mana cost 2 or less4/4
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: Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.).
![]() ![]() : Exile target creature controlled by a player who hasn't Laughed this turn.2/2
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Ballerina is Pink
: Move Ballerina up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life.The tutu doesn't make the pink weirdo
1/3
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Target creature levels up
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![]() : +1/+1 until end of turn2/3
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Target red or black creature card in your hand gains Super haste
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Equip
Equipped creature is white in addition to it's other colors and is a Spirit in addition to it's other types |
Sacrifice Ender Pearl: Move target creature to another position on the battlefield and shock it
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Equip
Equipped creature is the target of all spells and abilities |
Whenever Roodawlf attacks, sacrifice him unless you say "Hurr durr i has a tomato nose hurr durr" in an annoying voice
A retarded deer who was abandoned in the cold, Santa Claus rescued him and gave him an internship as the sleigh's fumesucker. He is given nothing but healthcare to treat his stupidity
1/1
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Sacrifice Laughing Gas, target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat), put an Infect counter on that creature's controller
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![]() : Target card is Smelly for the next three turns, if this is the third time you've activated this ability, sacrifice Incense and lose 1 life |
: Add , then you gain 1 life |
Idiot and Rat Habitat
Storage 5 |
Loot Table
(rare)
Whispers of Unintelligible Expenses
(uncommon)
Moldmonster
(uncommon)
Hurdur's Throneboi
(uncommon)
Ballerina
(common)
Level Up!
(common)
Vindictive Hitmyran
(common)
Impatience
(common)
White Cloth
(common)
Ender Pearl
(common)
Bull's Eye
(common)
Roodawlf
(common)
Laughing Gas
(common)
Incense
(common)
Wheatfarm
(basic)
Shipping Container
(token)
: Choose one:

more to cast, and whenever a player casts a spell they lose that much life.



: Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.).
