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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Elitist
{2}{w}{b}
 
 R 
Creature – Human Advisor
Royal (Elitist is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
{t}: Tap target creature with less than $10.00 CAD on it, Elitist deal's X damage to it's controller, then you gain X life, where X is it's converted mana cost
1/4
Weathered Speck
{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Germ
When Weathered Speck dies, return it to your hand at the end of turn.
1/2
Waiting for dinner
{2}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All your creatures gain Hungry 2 until end of turn
Autumn Piyf
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Piyf
Piyfs and Fyips get +X/+X where X is your life total
9/9
Fisherman
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming)
1/1
Vivoon
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Vivoon
Flying, Flash
patent pending, pls no steal (the name)
3/2
Long Legs
{1}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Spider
Reach
1/3
First Guy
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
Haste
1/1
Hood
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equip Rogue {0}
Equipped creature has Shroud and Shadow.
Wink
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Whenever a player would Laugh this turn, you may wink instead.
Sadness
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Embodiement
If you cry while Sadness is in play, sacrifice it, then lose 5 life
aLL mY fRIENDS hATE mE
4/4
French Fry
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
You can have any number of French Fry in your deck
{t}: Sacrifice French Fry and all cards with the same name, gain X life where X is the number of cards named French Fry you control, do this once for each card named French Fry you control
Brain
{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
Brain is Pink
{t}: Scry 10, then draw three cards
Bedtime
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Cast Bedtime only if the sun is setting

{0}: Create a Dream token, activate this ability only if you are sleeping, and only if it has been 15 minutes since last being activated

When the sun rises, sacrifice Bedtime
Illuminate the Appetite
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target white spell or destroy target white creature
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Ruby
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Ruby: Add {r}

Elitist (rare)
Weathered Speck (uncommon)
Waiting for dinner (uncommon)
Autumn Piyf (uncommon)
Fisherman (common)
Vivoon (common)
Long Legs (common)
First Guy (common)
Hood // Wink (common)
Sadness (common)
French Fry (common)
Brain (common)
Bedtime (common)
Illuminate the Appetite (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Ruby (token)