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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Aqua Man
{2}{u}{g}
 
 R 
Creature – Superhuman Hero Merfolk
Islandwalk, Swimming, Hexproof
{2}{u}{g}{t}: Create two 2/2 Fish creature tokens with Swimming
4/4
Competitive Eater
{1}{r/b}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Fatso
Haste
Whenever Competitive Eater attacks you may pay {2} if you do, destroy target Food
2/1
Turtle-Man
{4}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Turtle
When Turtle-Man enters the battlefield, draw two cards.
3/4
Blackhole
{3}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Artifact
{t}: Destroy all other permanents
Navy War
{3}{u}{u}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Choose one:
-All Vehicles you control gain Swimming, Fishing and Reach until end of turn
-Any number of target Vehicles you control, fight any number of target creatures you don't control
Pickle
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Pickle, gain 1 life, instead gain 2 life if you have drunken vinegar today
Unemployee
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
0/1
Midget
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
0.5/0.5
Bandage
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Bandage, Wait five seconds: Heal target creature, if you do, gain 15 life, activate this ability only if your life total is 75 or less
Illuminate the Soul
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target black permanent or counter target black spell.
Froggychum, after making a card-dump
{15}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Broken Person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1zBtJhgwBI
1/1
Algae
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant
Defender
Whenever Algae blocks a creature, you may untap a Fish you control
0/1
Nemcatcher's Net
{11}
 
 C 
Artifact
Nemcatcher's Net enters the battlefield tapped
{11}, {t}, Sacrifice Nemcatcher's Net: Target Faerie you don't own or control gets +3/+3 and it's owner gains 45 life. It deals damage equal to it's power to you, twice.
Those Who Hide in Darkness
{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Evils
Deathtouch
Whenever a white spell is cast, sacrifice Those Who Hide in Darkness
They committed their sins in darkness, then someone turned on the lights and they saw all that they had inflicted
10/10
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
token 69
 T 
Token

Aqua Man (rare)
Competitive Eater (uncommon)
Turtle-Man (uncommon)
Blackhole (uncommon)
Navy War (common)
Pickle (common)
Unemployee (common)
Midget (common)
Bandage (common)
Illuminate the Soul (common)
Froggychum, after making a card-dump (common)
Algae (common)
Nemcatcher's Net (common)
Those Who Hide in Darkness (common)
Grainforest (basic)
token 69 (token)