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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Italian Nana
{4}{g}{g}
 
 R 
Creature – Human Chef
Whenever Italian Nana attacks or blocks, it gets +2/+2 for each Child you control.
Cook Buffetdish – {g}{g}{g} ({g}{g}{g}: Create a Buffetdish token)
2/2
Oldfashionedism
{4}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
{2}{w}: Destroy a creature with less than four age counters on it
2NC's Servant
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Elf Druid
Activated abilities of Elves you control cost {1} less to cast.
Whenever you activate the ability of an Elf you control, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
1/3
Aging
{3}{g}
 
 U 
Instant
Put four Age counters on target creatures
Manasucker
{3}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
{r/g}: Remove {r} or {g} from your mana pool, Manasucker gets +1/+1 until end of turn
3/3
Landlubber
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Elf Druid
Gain 100 life: Create any number of Lands
Landlubber is the Bane of Pirates
1/1
Selfharmer
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
At the beginning of each end step, if you lost life this turn, draw a card
0/1
Com Mon
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy Internetian
1/1
Swiss Cheese
{x}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Swiss Cheese enters the battlefield with X Hole counters on it
Rats you control get +1/+1 for each Hole counter on Swiss Cheese
{t}: Sacrifice Swiss Cheese, gain 4 life minus the number of Hole counters on Swiss Cheese
Whenever there are more than 3 Age counters on Swiss Cheese, sacrifice it
Volcano
 
 C 
Land
{t}: Add {r} or {g}, Volcano shocks you
Ebb
{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Kicker {2}{u}
Move target Island up to two centimeters. If Ebb was kicked, you may move it up to one meter instead. When you do, any permanents it touched are returned to their owners hands.
Gnight
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Gnome Knight
Vigilance

Cast Gnight only if it's Nighttime
3/3
Derek DeVoid
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Devoid
What a boring guy
2/2
Restless Soul
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Haste, Flying
2/1
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
token 69 again
 T 
Token

Italian Nana (rare)
Oldfashionedism (uncommon)
2NC's Servant (uncommon)
Aging (uncommon)
Manasucker (common)
Landlubber (common)
Selfharmer (common)
Com Mon (common)
Swiss Cheese (common)
Volcano (common)
Ebb (common)
Gnight (common)
Derek DeVoid (common)
Restless Soul (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
token 69 again (token)