[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Defecate 7 (Exile seven cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). If you do, destroy target permanent with converted mana cost 7 or less.
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Tap target blue creature.
Until end of turn, it becomes 0/1, loses all abilities except that it gains Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming). |
Put four Age counters on target creatures
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Enchant creature
When Boon of Fortune enters the battlefield, draw a card. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and gains Lifelink. |
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As an additional cost to cast Enraging Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Enraging Dream deals 5 damage to target creature or player |
Enchant Structure
Enchanted Structure cannot be inhabited (so remove all the inhabitants LOL) |
Flying
2/3
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Equip Female Human Child
Equipped Female Human Child has Hexproof and gains "Tap a Boar you control: Flip a coin, if it lands on Tails, gain 2 life, activate this ability only once per turn" |
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Jump Boost 1 (
: Move A Jumpy Frog up to one inches.)"You askin' me why I'm so jumpy? Hell, there might be a witch around! I ain't turning into no prince again!"
0/1
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Storage 2 (As long as there are two or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
: Choose a card on Deckbox and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Deckbox for at least one turn.) |
Target opposed creature you control pings each creature opposing it
Remove target opposed creature you control from combat
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Ballerina is Pink
: Move Ballerina up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life.The tutu doesn't make the pink weirdo
1/3
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![]() : +1/+1 until end of turn2/3
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2/3
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: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
8/8
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Explosive Diarrhea
(rare)
Fish (the Verb)
(uncommon)
Aging
(uncommon)
Boon of Fortune
(uncommon)
Enraging Dream
(common)
Abandon Building
(common)
Buzz Lightyear
(common)
Pig Tails
(common)
A Jumpy Frog
(common)
Deckbox
(common)
Fight Reflex // Flight Reflex
(common)
Ballerina
(common)
Vindictive Hitmyran
(common)
Ass Carcass
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
Bruce Willis
(token)





: Move A Jumpy Frog up to one inches.)
: Move Ballerina up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life.