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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Evonucard
{3}{u}{u}{u}{g}{g}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Nucard God
Evonucard has the text boxes of Imprinted things
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Recharge
{4}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura Curse
Enchant player
At the beginning of your upkeep, you get {e}.
Creatures you control cannot attack.
Deathprice (Any player may destroy Recharge at any time by paying {x}, where X is Recharge's converted mana cost.)
Art
{1}A
 
 U 
Instant
Draw a picture, if target opponent likes it, draw three cards
Swiper, He who Swipes
{2}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Fox Demon Rogue
Swiper, He who Swipes is Orange
{t}: Steal target card from an opponent's hand and put it into yours
{6}, Say "Swiper no swiping!": Put a Destruction counter on Swiper, only opponents may activate this ability, and only once per turn
If there are three or more Destruction counters on Swiper, sacrifice it and lose 2 life
2/3
NCN Crafter
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Elf Artificer
{2}{g}: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by creatures this turn. Put ta +1/+1 counter on all Faeries that had their damage prevented this way.
2/2
Meow
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Meow, tap a Cat you control

Target opponent gives you a card, return it at the end of the match
Yesn't
{0}
 
 C 
Colour indicator U Sorcery
Counter target spell
"Does this card function as intended?"
"Yesn't"
MC Campfire
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Block
Smelting 4 – {5}{r} ({5}{r}, {t}: four target Blocks that can be smelted transform at the beginning of their controllers next upkeep and each deal 1 damage to that player.)
Rabid Rabbit
{b/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit Zombie
Infect, Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Rabid Rabbit up to two inches.)
2/1
Randomize
{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target card becomes another random card until end of turn
Yuyu Imp
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Imp Idiot
{t}: Add {u}
{2}{u}, {t}: Create a Book token
the imps of the yuyusian hills are known to be wimpy
0/0.999
Clown Clone
{w}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Clown Clone
2/2
Dove
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying

{w}{t}: Breed two Humans, then gain 1 life
0/1
Mockingbyrd
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird Troll
Flying
{t}: Insult target opponent, if they look unhappy, Mockingbyrd shocks em
2/1
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Calamari
 T 
Artifact – Delectable
{t}, Sacrifice Calamari: Gain 3 life

Evonucard (mythic)
Recharge (uncommon)
Art (uncommon)
Swiper, He who Swipes (uncommon)
NCN Crafter (common)
Meow (common)
Yesn't (common)
MC Campfire (common)
Rabid Rabbit (common)
Randomize (common)
Yuyu Imp (common)
Clown Clone (common)
Dove (common)
Mockingbyrd (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Calamari (token)