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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Legendary Creature – Human Wizard
Companion – Each card in your deck has converted mana cost 3 or less.

You draw an additional card during each of your draw steps.
2/3
 U 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Banana Split Ice Cream Sundae: Gain 4 life for each white or yellow food you have sacrificed this game, then gain 10 life
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Return target creature from exile to the battlefield tapped.
 U 
Artifact – Delectable
{2}{t}: Tap an equipment you control, gain 5 life, you may play a red or black card from your hand
 C 
Creature – Hound
(Old Friend transforms from Doggo)
When Old Friend enters the battlefield, all Humans you control have +2/+2 until end of turn
Our days have passed my friend, they were the best I ever had
2/3
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Cuddle with your opponent, if you both feel pleasure, you both win the game
 C 
Creature – Human
At the beginning of each end step, if you lost life this turn, draw a card
0/1
 C 
Artifact Creature – Clayman
2/3
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying, Lifelink
2/2
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Boar {1}
Equipped Boar has "{t}: Add one mana of any color"
 C 
Creature – Human Warrior
Haste, First Strike
2/2
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Growth enters the battlefield, draw a card
Enchanted creature gains Trample.
 C 
Instant
Target card becomes another random card until end of turn
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {1}
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has "Whenever this creature blocks or is blocked by a dull creature (a creature is dull if it has greater toughness than power) this creature shocks them"
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Sapphire: Add {u}

Shivari the Spellspammer (rare)
Banana Split Ice Cream Sundae (uncommon)
Pardon (uncommon)
Gore-Marinated Steak (uncommon)
Old Friend (common)
Cuddle (common)
Selfharmer (common)
Clayman of Nam Yalc (common)
Love Dove (common)
Boar Ring (common)
Hyun Warrior (common)
Gift of Growth (common)
Randomize (common)
Dull Dagger (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Sapphire (token)