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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Supervampire
{3}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Creature – Supervampire
Undeathtouch
5/5
Ho Bobum
{2}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human Author
{t}: Create a book token
{1}{r}{r}{t}: All uninhabiting creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain Trample until end of turn
The author of Life: Homeless
1/1
Mario
{1}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human Worker
Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Mario up to two inches.)
{t}: Destroy target Block or Monster.
2/3
Bog Slug
{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Slug
As an additional cost to cast Bog Slug, sacrifice a land.
Trample
{3}{b}{g}, {t}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Bog Slug for each land card in your graveyard.
4/4
Dark Fae of the NEMBK
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Faerie
Flying, Lifelink
1/1
Growth
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put twenty +1/+1 counters on target creature you control
Nitslave
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Create a Yarn token
{2}{b}: Sacrifice Nitslave and two Yarn tokens, you may play an Equipment from your hand onto the battlefield
1/2
Calculator
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Technology
{t}: Do a math equation, then draw a card
Missing 420
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Count 420 (Verbally count all integers between 1 and 420 (inclusive). If you do, you gain 420 life. Otherwise, exile Missing 420.).
Throw a card in your hand at target opponent. If you miss, draw a card. Otherwise, you lose the game.
Unemployee
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
0/1
Flute
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {5}
Equipped creature has +18/+0 and has Hexproof
Tweet
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Tweet, pay {w}, {u}, {r} or {b}
Create a 1/1 blue Twitterbyrd creature token with Flying and "{3}, Tweet: Draw a card"
Teenager
{10}{r}{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Evil Teenager Idiot
13/13
Respawn
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Respawn target Gamer
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Calamari
 T 
Artifact – Delectable
{t}, Sacrifice Calamari: Gain 3 life

Supervampire (rare)
Ho Bobum (uncommon)
Mario (uncommon)
Bog Slug (uncommon)
Dark Fae of the NEMBK (common)
Growth (common)
Nitslave (common)
Calculator (common)
Missing 420 (common)
Unemployee (common)
Flute (common)
Tweet (common)
Teenager (common)
Respawn (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Calamari (token)