[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Target creature becomes Abzan
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Player's may not take extra turns
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Child Habitat
: Put a Healing counter on target creature.
: Put a Cruelty counter on target creature.
: Put a Barbaric counter on target creature.
Whenever a creature inhabiting this structure is removed from it, you gain 8 life for each Healing counter on it, target player loses 6 life for each Cruelty counter on it, and Norsery deals 4 damage to any target for each Barbaric counter on it. |
: Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.).
![]() ![]() : Exile target creature controlled by a player who hasn't Laughed this turn.2/2
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Gain 100 life: Create any number of Lands
Landlubber is the Bane of Pirates 1/1
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: Put a Destruction counter on target green Block0/1
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Child Habitat
You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure. Cook PoisonVial – ![]() (![]() : Create a PoisonVial token)
, Sacrifice a creature inhabiting Witch's Oven: You gain 6 life. |
Equip creature
Equipped creature has " ![]() : Destroy target insect with Flying" |
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When OCDManiac enters the battlefield choose a number
If you don't have a number of cards in your hand equal to the chosen number, sacrifice OCDManiac and do three tics 1/1
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Create a 1/1 LmaoAlien token with Hexproof
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As an additional cost to cast Meow, tap a Cat you control
Target opponent gives you a card, return it at the end of the match |
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Sacrifice Goodies: gain 2 life, instead gain 3 life if you have eaten sugar this turn
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Haste
2/2
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: Add , then you gain 1 life |
: Gain 2 life, gain 4 life instead if you've consumed sugar today |
Abzanize
(rare)
Patience
(uncommon)
Norsery
(uncommon)
Hurdur's Throneboi
(uncommon)
Landlubber
(common)
Termite
(common)
Witch's Oven
(common)
Fly Swatter
(common)
OCDManiac
(common)
Red Rag
(common)
Lmao
(common)
Meow
(common)
Goodies
(common)
Hellhound
(common)
Wheatfarm
(basic)
Cake
(token)



: Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.).

: Put a Destruction counter on target green Block
