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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Redneck
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
Haste, Trample
1/1
 
Untag the Anti-Tag
{7}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Artifact Creature – Tagnt Bane
Untag the Anti-Tag can't block
Untag the Anti-Tag is the Bane of Tags
99/99
@
{1}{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Exchange control of target creature and target land controlled by different players. Then, you may pay {u} to draw a card.
With a blip the frog was standing where once was a factory.
The Impossible Quiz
{5}{c}{c}
 
 U 
Enchantment Artifact
Whenever a noncreature token enters the battlefield under your control, create twice as many extra copies of it, then you may draw a card
Banana Split Ice Cream Sundae
{2}{w}{w}{y}{y}
 
 U 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Banana Split Ice Cream Sundae: Gain 4 life for each white or yellow food you have sacrificed this game, then gain 10 life
Dust
{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Human Sacrifice
{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast this spell, tap an untapped Volcano you control and sacrifice a Human
Target God gets +2/+2 and can't attack until end of turn
Penguin
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Penguin
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming)
1/1
Cancelled!
{1}{w}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target TVShow spell
Level Up!
{u/g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature levels up
Box
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Box and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Box for at least one turn.)
Shell Armor
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip blue non-Human Animal Creature {0}
Equipped blue non-Human Animal Creature gains +0/+2 and has protection from sharp creatures (a creature is sharp if it has greater power than toughness)
Gucci Wool Hat
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Rat {2}

Equipped Rat has "{r}: Uncombine two other target creatures breeding together, breed one of the creatures with this creature, activate this ability only if the creature breeding with this creature is uncombined"
Mockingbyrd
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird Troll
Flying
{t}: Insult target opponent, if they look unhappy, Mockingbyrd shocks em
2/1
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Doty
 T 
Legendary Token Artifact Creature – Golem
Indestructible, Trample
4/3

Redneck (common, foil)
Untag the Anti-Tag (mythic)
@ (uncommon)
The Impossible Quiz (uncommon)
Banana Split Ice Cream Sundae (uncommon)
Dust (common)
Human Sacrifice (common)
Penguin (common)
Cancelled! (common)
Level Up! (common)
Box (common)
Shell Armor (common)
Gucci Wool Hat (common)
Mockingbyrd (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Doty (token)