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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Gridlock
{3}{u/b}{u/b}
 
 R 
Enchantment
non-Child, non-Soldier creatures may not be moved around the board
Apples to Ashes
{2}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Flash
Apples to Ashes is the Bane of Food.
The Boss Baby
{u}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human Baby Swaglord
{1}{u}: Target Child gains Hexproof and Flying this turn.
{1}{b}: Target Child gains Lifelink and Deathtouch this turn.
{1}{r}: Target Child gains Haste and Trample this turn.
{1}{u}{b}{r}: Target player gives you $100.00 CAD.
1/3
Weirdo
{?}
 
 U 
Creature – Weird
(What should {?} be payed with?)
When Weirdo enters the battlefield, non-Weird creatures become pacified until end of turn (pacified creatures cannot attack or block and lose all abilities)
1/1
Leperboi
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Leper
{t}: Sacrifice any amount of Leperboi, discard a card for each square centimeter sacrificed this way
1/1
Domo
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Domo
1/1
Level Up!
{u/g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature levels up
Leash
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature you don't own {6}
You control equipped creature
{3}: Equippee gets +2/+0 or +0/+2 until end of turn.
Rarity curve is hard
 
 C 
 
Just sayin'
Hoodwink
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature with converted mana cost 3 or less
You control enchanted creature
Nun
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Hexproof
{w/b}: Pray, if you feel happy, gain 1 life
1/1
Long Legs
{1}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Spider
Reach
1/3
Feminazi
{s}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Evil
Haste, Trample, Vigilance
5/1
Fly
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
Flying
0.5/0.5
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Grey GMO Goo
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Grey GMO Goo, gain 1 life, then feel sad and empty
I mean, it makes me feel a little better

Gridlock (rare)
Apples to Ashes (uncommon)
The Boss Baby (uncommon)
Weirdo (uncommon)
Leperboi (common)
Domo (common)
Level Up! (common)
Leash (common)
Rarity curve is hard (common)
Hoodwink (common)
Nun (common)
Long Legs (common)
Feminazi (common)
Fly (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Grey GMO Goo (token)