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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Backwoodsman
{3}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Land Creature – Forest Human Farmer
Backwoodsman gets +3/+3 as long as you control a Forest, if that Forest is your southernmost Land, Backwoodsman gets an additional +2/+2
2/2
 
Garfield, Lazy Lynx
{3}{r}{y}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Cat Fatso
Garfield, Lazy Lynx is orange
{t}: Cats you control get +2/+4 until end of turn and lose all abilities
{2}: Destroy target Wolf or Hound creature
2/4
aplsos
{1}{c}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food
{t}: gain 2 life, then read a dank meme
danksos
Jediism
{1}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant white or blue creature

Enchanted creature gains "{w}{u}: Be quiet for 6 seconds, for each time you have a non-sexual thought, gain 2 life"
Sithism
{1}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant red or black creature

Enchanted creature gains "{r}{b}: Be loud for 4 seconds, for each time you say something sexual, target player loses 4 life"
Speedrun
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Turns may only last five seconds, if a turn would last longer than five seconds, skip that turn
Twisted Paperclip
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
Termite
{b/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
{t}: Put a Destruction counter on target green Block
0/1
Skywise Flapper
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying
{u}, {t}: Scry 1.
1/2
Bee Syrup
{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Bee Syrup, Say "Honey", then gain 2 life
Cereal Sauce Carton (Breast Juice Carton)
{w}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target green Food gains "{w}: Gain 1 life"
Dopple Ganger
{1}{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Clone Warrior
You may have up to six cards in your deck named Dopple Ganger

{2}{u/b}{u/b}: Search your library for another card named Dopple Ganger, Dopple Ganger becomes another target creature of your choice until end of turn
2/1
Zombee
{b}{y}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie Insect
Flying
2/1
Noob
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
1/1
Microjumble
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Change target character in target creature's name
Draw a card
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Tattoo
 T 
Token Emblem
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one:
-Tattoo drains 2
-Add two mana of any one color
-Destroy target creature with converted mana cost equal or less than the highest converted mana cost among creatures you control

Backwoodsman (common, foil)
Garfield, Lazy Lynx (rare)
aplsos (uncommon)
Jediism // Sithism (uncommon)
Speedrun (uncommon)
Twisted Paperclip (common)
Termite (common)
Skywise Flapper (common)
Bee Syrup (common)
Cereal Sauce Carton (Breast Juice Carton) (common)
Dopple Ganger (common)
Zombee (common)
Noob (common)
Microjumble (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Tattoo (token)