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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Legendary Creature – Biblefolk
Hexproof, Islandwalk, Swimming, Fishing.
{1}{u}, Tap an untapped Island you control: Create a Battleship token.
{3}{u}: Freeze target Island permanently and irrevocably (it does not and cannot be untapped)
At the beginning of your end step, if you control ten or more tapped Islands, you win the game.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more tapped Islands, you win the game.
At the end of the Biblical Age, Noah was the last believer of RNGesus as a messiah, rather than a bro
2/2
 U 
Sorcery
Exile target permanent with less than six age counters on it
 U 
Sorcery
When Laser Engravement enters the battlefield it deals 1 damage to target creature and you choose a name.
That target has the chosen name until end of turn.
Etch {1}{r} (When this spell resolves, you may pay {1}{r}. If you do it's effects are permanent.)
{b}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Clown Villain
Haste, Scarred 6 (Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals 6 damage to all other creatures.)
4/1
 C 
Artifact – Block
Smelting 4 – {5}{r} ({5}{r}, {t}: four target Blocks that can be smelted transform at the beginning of their controllers next upkeep and each deal 1 damage to that player.)
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Char pings any target, it becomes black until end of turn
 C 
Sorcery
Create a 2/2 blue Fish creature token with Swimming
 C 
Artifact – Food
{r}: Put a Ketchup counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{y}: Put a Mustard counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{g}{g}{g}: Sacrifice Hot Dog: Post-Processing, gain 3 life, gain 7 additional life for each Mustard and Ketchup counter on it beyond the first
{w/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Yutt
2/2
 C 
Artifact – Food
{u/r}{t}: Sacrifice Rose Water, create a card, gain X life, where X is the number of player's who liked the created card
 C 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature. If a white creature is destroyed this way, you gain 3 life.
 C 
Instant
Cast Asterisk only when opponent swears
Choose one:
-Physically harm opponent
-Draw a card
 C 
Enchantment
Piratesons are Piratesdaughters and Piratesdottirs in addition to their other types
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}, Tap another blue artifact, Sacrifice Pill: Flip a coin, if it lands on Heads, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn, if it lands on Tails, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn

Noah, the Arkmage (rare)
Victorian Strike! (uncommon)
Laser Engravement (uncommon)
Joker (uncommon)
MC Campfire (common)
Char (common)
common 500 again i guess hecc (common)
A Fishy Situation (common)
Hot Dog: Post-Processing (common)
Yutt (common)
Rose Water (common)
Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly) (common)
Asterisk (common)
Antilandlubber's Diversity (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Pill (token)