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Mechanics | Shiftrrs | Mechanics 2.0 | Set symbol | Grey Mana | Yellow Cards in this Set | Sins & Virtues | Basic Animal Groups | junk | verbosity gone wrong | Finishing Move Series | my shitpost | high quality shitpost 2
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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Red Mana Potion
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Red Mana Potion: Target creature you control gets +X/+0 where X is that creature's converted mana cost
 
Explosive Diarrhea
{5}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Sorcery
Defecate 7 (Exile seven cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). If you do, destroy target permanent with converted mana cost 7 or less.
Screwing of the Bulb
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Tap all Idiots you control, you may play a Yellow, White, Orange, or Gold artifact with no supertypes or subtypes from your hand, as long as it has converted mana cost 2 or less
Coastal Wizard
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Wizard
{1}{u}, {t}: Return target creature to it's owner's hand. That player may pay {2} and exile it. When they do, return that creature to the battlefield with an additional two +1/+1 counters on it at the beginning of their next upkeep.
2/2
Deep-Sea Horror
{u}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Fish Horror
Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.)
Cards in hidden zones cannot be revealed.
Whenever Deep-Sea Horror deals combat damage to a player, they mill four cards.
2/2
Cancelled!
{1}{w}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target TVShow spell
Pingstorm
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Ping any target
Storm
Griefing
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Put a Destruction counter on target Structure you don't control
You better damn read these cards
 
 C 
 
do it!!!
Mecha-Spider
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct Spider
Reach
2/4
Navy War
{3}{u}{u}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Choose one:
-All Vehicles you control gain Swimming, Fishing and Reach until end of turn
-Any number of target Vehicles you control, fight any number of target creatures you don't control
Digsite Digger
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Worker
{2}{t}: Return target artifact from your graveyard to the battlefield
2/2
Rigsite Rigger
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Rigger
{2}{t}: Assemble a Contraption
2/2
Old Friend
{1}{w}{w}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
(Old Friend transforms from Doggo)
When Old Friend enters the battlefield, all Humans you control have +2/+2 until end of turn
Our days have passed my friend, they were the best I ever had
2/3
A neat ability 2
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Target player discards a card. If you targeted yourself with this spell, you may draw a card.
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Deer
 T 
Token Creature – Deer
Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
1/1

Red Mana Potion (common, foil)
Explosive Diarrhea (rare)
Screwing of the Bulb (uncommon)
Coastal Wizard (uncommon)
Deep-Sea Horror (uncommon)
Cancelled! (common)
Pingstorm (common)
Griefing (common)
You better damn read these cards (common)
Mecha-Spider (common)
Navy War (common)
Digsite Digger // Rigsite Rigger (common)
Old Friend (common)
A neat ability 2 (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Deer (token)