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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Underworld Prison
{3}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Enchantment
Whenever a creature you don't control attacks or blocks, it's controller loses 2 life and discards a card. You gain 1 life and draw a card.
Platinum Armor
{5}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Warrior {3}
Equipped Warrior has +0/+30 and gains Indestructible
Acrobatic Gymnast
{2}{w}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Human
Flying

When Acrobatic Gymnast enters the battlefield Gain 3 life for each creature you control with Flying
A beautiful and stunning display of human elegance
2/2
The Splits
{r}{r}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Legendary Sorcery – Torture
Destroy target creature, crease all four corners of it's card, rub it in mud, and marinate it in potato chip grease for two to three weeks
An ugly and shocking display of human cruelty
I'm blue da ba dee da ba doo
{u}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Curse
Enchant player
Enchanted player's cards are blue in addition to their other colors
Riot
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Tap all creatures target player controls, they are attacking and rioting, they gain unblockable until end of turn, sacrifice them at the end step and lose 5 life
Porcupine
{1}{g/r}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant Boar
Vigilance, Defender
{t}: Porcupine pings a creature it's blocking
2/1
Pearl Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Pearl Curd dies add {w}
0/0.01
Glue
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Combine two Artifacts
{2}{t}, Sacrifice Glue: Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn and becomes a Druggy in addition to it's other types until end of the game
Black Aura
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is black in addition to it's other colors
Deja Vu
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Copy target spell
E-Man
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
1/1
Winter Piyf
{s}{s}
 
 C 
Creature – Piyf
{s}: +1/+1 until end of turn
{t}: Add {s}{s}{s}{s} to spend only on Snow things
2/2
Pain
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Physically harm your opponent
Suit Tailor
{1}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Artificer
{t}: Flip a coin, if it lands on tails, you may play an equipment with converted mana cost 3 or less from your hand
1/2
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Idea
 T 
Token Enchantment Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Idea: Put a card you created into play.

Underworld Prison (rare)
Platinum Armor (uncommon)
Acrobatic Gymnast // The Splits (uncommon)
I'm blue da ba dee da ba doo (uncommon)
Riot (common)
Porcupine (common)
Pearl Curd (common)
Glue (common)
Black Aura (common)
Deja Vu (common)
E-Man (common)
Winter Piyf (common)
Pain (common)
Suit Tailor (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Idea (token)