[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Western Bounty Hunter    R  Creature – Human Mercenary Desertwalk When this creature enters the battlefield, fetch a Desert under any players control. , : This creature deals damage equal to it's power multiplied by the number of Equipments attached to it to target token named Wanted Iguana. Put CAD$500.00 on this card. If the token died, put CAD$2000.00 on this card instead. 4/3	Amazing Astronaut    U  Creature – Human Genius Astronaut Spaceflight (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Spaceflight or by Astronauts) Whenever another Astronaut you control is tapped, you may draw a card for each Genius you control 2/2	Tugowar Manowar    U  Creature – Jellyfish When Tugowar Manowar enters the battlefield, have a Tug o War against any number of opponents, if you win, bounce a creature each player you beat controls BZZZZT 2/2	Restricted    U  Enchantment – Aura Enchant target permanent Enchanted permanent's abilities may only be activated if their controller is older than 18
Print    C  Instant Create a Book token Imprint    C  Instant Imprint	Meow    C  Instant As an additional cost to cast Meow, tap a Cat you control Target opponent gives you a card, return it at the end of the match	Passionate Aetherborn    C  Creature – Aetherborn Haste Life is too short to not have fun 2/1	Get Rekt    C  Instant As Get Rekt is cast, any player may pay to counter it Target player gets Rekt
Do it for the LOLS LOL    C  Legendary LOL – LOL Tell a joke, if nobody laughs, you lose the game CAST ME FER TEH LAWLZ	Evolve    C  Instant Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, if it is a double-faced card, transform it	Beggar    C  Creature – Human Citizen : Pacify an untapped creature an opponent controls unless they pay . When they do, create a Treasure token. , : Transform Beggar Spare some change? Spare some change? 1/1 Bagger    C  Creature – Human Worker At the beginning of each turn, put a -1/-1 counter on Bagger and untap it. : Store target artifact Food onto another artifact with Storage and a higher converted mana cost. At the end of each turn, add . I feel 0% better and I just wanna go back to the street... 1/2	Glue    C  Artifact : Combine two Artifacts , Sacrifice Glue: Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn and becomes a Druggy in addition to it's other types until end of the game
Flooper's Pig    C  Creature – Boar Floop: Add 1/1	Erase from History    C  Sorcery Choose one: -Destroy target Historic permanent -Counter target Historic spell -Exile target Historic card -Target card is not Historic this turn -Target card with converted mana cost 100 or less is not Historic for the remainder of the game	Wheatfarm    B  Basic Land : Add , then you gain 1 life	Idea  T  Token Enchantment Artifact , Sacrifice Idea: Put a card you created into play.

Western Bounty Hunter (rare)
Amazing Astronaut (uncommon)
Tugowar Manowar (uncommon)
Restricted (uncommon)
Print // Imprint (common)
Meow (common)
Passionate Aetherborn (common)
Get Rekt (common)
Do it for the LOLS (common)
Evolve (common)
Beggar (common)
Glue (common)
Flooper's Pig (common)
Erase from History (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Idea (token)