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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Goldem
{5}
 
 R 
Artifact Creature – Gold Golem
Goldem is Gold
Whenever Goldem attacks or blocks create two Gold tokens
5/5
Deep-Sea Horror
{u}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Fish Horror
Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.)
Cards in hidden zones cannot be revealed.
Whenever Deep-Sea Horror deals combat damage to a player, they mill four cards.
2/2
Psychotic Arsonist
{3}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Pyromancer
When Psychotic Arsonist enters the battlefield it deals 2 damage to target creature or player
Madness {2}{r} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)
2/2
Lawbound Theft
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
(Before the start of the game, remove this card from your deck if you're not playing for ante)
At the end of each players turn, they gain ownership of all permanents they control.
Bee Syrup
{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Bee Syrup, Say "Honey", then gain 2 life
Bunny Wabbit
{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit
Jump Boost 5 ({e}: Move Bunny Wabbit up to five inches.)
1/1
Domodomino
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Domo
When Domodomino dies destroy each other Domo
99/99
Gremlin
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Horror
2/1
Practical Joke
{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Play a prank on target opponent, if they fall for it, Practical Joke shocks them
Illuminate the Soul
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target black permanent or counter target black spell.
Smurf
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Smurf
When Smurf enters the battlefield, you may return target creature to it's owners hand
1/1
Slobbermutt
{2}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound Idiot
Trample
{u}: Tap target creature, it becomes blue until end of turn
2/2
Egg
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{t}, Tear Egg into as many pieces as you can within 5 seconds: Add a quarter of {g} for each new piece of Egg beyond the first, then sacrifice them all and throw them away
Termite
{b/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
{t}: Put a Destruction counter on target green Block
0/1
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Jellyfish Jam
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Jellyfish Jam: Heal target creature. If a Plant creature is healed this way, you gain 3 life.

Goldem (rare)
Deep-Sea Horror (uncommon)
Psychotic Arsonist (uncommon)
Lawbound Theft (uncommon)
Bee Syrup (common)
Bunny Wabbit (common)
Domodomino (common)
Gremlin (common)
Practical Joke (common)
Illuminate the Soul (common)
Smurf (common)
Slobbermutt (common)
Egg (common)
Termite (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Jellyfish Jam (token)