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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Fat Ass (the Second)
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey Fatso
Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add {r}.)
2/3
 
Lord Schnatter, Bringer of Sustenance
{2}{w}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Human Artificer
Indestructible, Hexproof
Food tokens you control have Indestructible and Hexproof
{3}, {t}: Create a Food token. Creatures you control get +1/+1 this turn for each Food token you control.
{5}, {t}: Transform Lord Schnatter, Bringer of Sustenance.
4/4
Patriarch Johnathan, Harbinger of Reckoning
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – God Cleric
Indestructible, Shroud
{7}, {t}, Sacrifice Patriarch Johnathan, Harbinger of Reckoning and forty Food tokens: Take thirty additional turns after this one.
8/8
Credit Card
{4}{u}
 
 U 
Artifact
Rather than spending mana to cast spells or activate abilities you may put X debit counters on Credit Card where X is the amount of mana you would have spent.
{1}: Remove a debt counter from Credit Card
At the beginning of the end step, if there are 5 or more debt counters on Credit Card, you lose the game
Get off my Lawn!
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Tribal Sorcery – Elder Urge
Remove all Children inhabiting Lands you control.
Pick up Fifty-Two
{5}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Discard fifty two cards from your hand onto the floor, target opponent must pick them up, and place them in your graveyard, for each 5 seconds it takes, they lose 2 life
Clone Trooper
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Clone Soldier
Haste, Vigilance
2/2
Uncontained Giggling
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Cast Uncontained Giggling only after an opponent's spell does not resolve.
Laugh 4 (To Laugh, laugh for at least four seconds. If you do, you gain 4 life.)
Bubble
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
Flying
{1}: Destroy Bubble, any player may activate this ability
Candy Bar!
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Candy Bar!, eat a food item containing more than 90% of your daily value of sugar
Son of a Pirate
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Pirateson
When Son of a Pirate enters the battlefield, target Pirate you control is Son of a Pirate's Parent for as long as Son of a Pirate remains in play
1/1
Melon
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Melon, gain 3 life
Tap a creature you control: Transform Melon
Melon Hat
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is an Idiot in addition to it's other types
Thinker
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Alien
{t}: Scry 1
{4}{t}: Draw a card
Their planet is hall after hall of still Thinker, this is how their race survived
1/1
Bedtime
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Cast Bedtime only if the sun is setting

{0}: Create a Dream token, activate this ability only if you are sleeping, and only if it has been 15 minutes since last being activated

When the sun rises, sacrifice Bedtime
Pingstorm
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Ping any target
Storm
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Jellyfish Jam
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Jellyfish Jam: Heal target creature. If a Plant creature is healed this way, you gain 3 life.

Fat Ass (the Second) (common, foil)
Lord Schnatter, Bringer of Sustenance (mythic)
Credit Card (uncommon)
Get off my Lawn! (uncommon)
Pick up Fifty-Two (uncommon)
Clone Trooper (common)
Uncontained Giggling (common)
Bubble (common)
Candy Bar! (common)
Son of a Pirate (common)
Melon (common)
Thinker (common)
Bedtime (common)
Pingstorm (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Jellyfish Jam (token)