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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Church of JRR
{5}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Legendary Artifact
Tap an untapped nontoken Lizard you control: Create a 1/1 green Lizard creature token.
Tap seven untapped nontoken Lizards you control: Creatures get -1/-1 this turn for each Swamp you control.
XMas Present
{w}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Artifact
{3}, {t}, Sacrifice XMas Present: Draw a card for each creature you control that shares a color with XMas Present
Wig
{r}{y}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Wig is Orange
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +1/+1
If Wig is attached to a President, equipped creature gets +5/+5, has Haste and "When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it, then destroy target land"
Boon of Growth
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Boon of Growth enters the battlefield, look at the top three cards of your library. You may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on enchanted creature.
Yarn Golem
{1}{w}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Golem
{t}: Put a -1/-1 counter on Yarn Golem, create a Yarn token
3/3
French Vanilla Guy
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
First Strike
2/3
Gulltist
{u/b}{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Aven Minion
1/1
Card123
{1}{2}{3}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Card123: You gain 123 life
Fireckzian
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Horror
2/2
Sunset
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
It becomes Nighttime.
Print
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a Book token
Imprint
{1}
 
 C 
Instant
Imprint
GamBling
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
GamBling is Gold
{0}: Add {w}{w} or {b}{b} only if you earned money this turn and only once each turn
Noob
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
1/1
Melon
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Melon, gain 3 life
Tap a creature you control: Transform Melon
Melon Hat
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is an Idiot in addition to it's other types
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Calamari
 T 
Artifact – Delectable
{t}, Sacrifice Calamari: Gain 3 life

Church of JRR (rare)
XMas Present (uncommon)
Wig (uncommon)
Boon of Growth (uncommon)
Yarn Golem (common)
French Vanilla Guy (common)
Gulltist (common)
Card123 (common)
Fireckzian (common)
Sunset (common)
Print // Imprint (common)
GamBling (common)
Noob (common)
Melon (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Calamari (token)