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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Punjabi
{2}{w}{u}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Enchantment
Whenever an opponent Laughs, Punjabi shocks them
Blackhole
{3}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Artifact
{t}: Destroy all other permanents
Aunt Ante
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human
(Before the start of the game remove this card from your deck if you're not playing for ante)
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to Aunt Ante by creatures that are not named Uncle Istvan. Whenever damage is prevented this way, it's source's controller adds a card to the ante.
1/3
Ante Ant
{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Insect
When Ante Ant enters the battlefield you lose 1 life and each player adds a card to the ante
0/1
Cheese Wizard
{w}{w}{u}{u}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Wizard Fatso
{t}: You may cast a white, blue or green food spell from your hand for free
4/3
Amphibious Toad
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Frog
Amphibious Toad cannot attack unless you control an Island
1/2
Shoe of Nigel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature has Landwalk
Iacian Brainiac
{w}{u}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Braniac Citizen
3/3
Banishment
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Exile target creature
Hellhound
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Demon Hound
Haste
2/2
Wrasslin'
{r}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target player fights another target player, if they win, they may add {r} to their mana pool
Cobweb
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Untap target Spider
Filthshroom
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Untap target Insect
get outta me swamp!
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Tap target Orc you control, you may put a swamp from your hand onto the battlefield tapped
Midget
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
0.5/0.5
Yesn't
{0}
 
 C 
Colour indicator U Sorcery
Counter target spell
"Does this card function as intended?"
"Yesn't"
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
token 69 again
 T 
Token

Punjabi (mythic)
Blackhole (uncommon)
Aunt Ante // Ante Ant (uncommon)
Cheese Wizard (uncommon)
Amphibious Toad (common)
Shoe of Nigel (common)
Iacian Brainiac (common)
Banishment (common)
Hellhound (common)
Wrasslin' (common)
Cobweb // Filthshroom (common)
get outta me swamp! (common)
Midget (common)
Yesn't (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
token 69 again (token)