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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Supernub
{2}{r}
 
 R 
Creature – Internetian Idiot
Bad Defender (This creature cannot attack. While blocking, prevent all combat damage it would deal. Creatures being blocked by this creature may assign their combat damage as if they weren't blocked.)
Whenever Supernub blocks, creatures you control get +2/+1 and gain haste this turn.
0/1
Spell Mastery
{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
The next instant or sorcery spell you cast this turn costs {2} less.

Draw a card.
Fartnite
{1}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Cast Fartnite only during night, and only after a player farts
That player must constantly fart for the remainder of the night, if they stop, you may do anything to them, "legally"
Psychedellic Exorcism
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Instant
Exile target Demon, if it has Hexproof, ignore that ability
Hopeful Dream
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Hopeful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
You gain 3 life and untap target creature you control with converted mana cost 3 or less
Domodino
{3}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Domo Dinosaur
Trample, Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
5/5
Gremlin
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Horror
2/1
.txt File
{t}{x}{t}
 
 C 
Artifact – File
Nun
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Hexproof
{w/b}: Pray, if you feel happy, gain 1 life
1/1
Gulltist
{u/b}{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Aven Minion
1/1
Pile of Trash
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
When Pile of Trash enters the battlefield, create two colorless Junk tokens.
Bull's Feces
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
Sacrifice Bull's Feces: Target player loses 2 life, activate this ability only if the targeted player told a lie
White Aura
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is white in addition to it's other colors
Enraging Dream
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Enraging Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Enraging Dream deals 5 damage to target creature or player
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Trinket
 T 
Legendary Token Creature – Bear
Trample, Indestructible
4/3

Supernub (rare)
Spell Mastery (uncommon)
Fartnite (uncommon)
Psychedellic Exorcism (uncommon)
Hopeful Dream (common)
Domodino (common)
Gremlin (common)
.txt File (common)
Nun (common)
Gulltist (common)
Pile of Trash (common)
Bull's Feces (common)
White Aura (common)
Enraging Dream (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Trinket (token)