[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
: Target player says Mike Hunt's name
: Target player draws a card for each time they have read Mike Hunt's name this turnHis name is unspeakable...
1/1
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Chef Habitat
Cook Cookie – ![]() (![]() : Create a Cookie token) |
Kicker
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Destroy target creature and each creature with the same name. Then, if Nomicide was kicked, each opponent reveals their hand and discards each card with that name. |
All permanents with Noses in their art cannot block
: Tap an equipment and creature you control, destroy target creature with a brain and fur in it's art, then gain 8 life, and draw a cardSmelly and horrible, but somehow delectable
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When Szechuan Sauce enters the battlefield, watch an episode of Rick and Morty, if you understand it, make a reddit post about it
: Sacrifice Szechuan Sauce, choose one:
-Gain 2 life -Target opponent gives you $2.00 CAD |
Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.)
Create a Spam token. |
As an additional cost to cast Screeching Curd, pay half of a
When Screeching Curd dies, gain 1 life 0/0.01
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Trample, Haste
4/4
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Lockpick (
, : Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)1/1
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Equip
Equipped creature is the target of all spells and abilities |
: Sacrifice Barrel, create two Gold tokens
Equip
Equip target non-Gold creature with nudity in it's art |
Target creature is Dull until end of turn
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Sacrifice Bull's Feces: Target player loses 2 life, activate this ability only if the targeted player told a lie
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Cast You Tried! only after another target player casts a spell that does not resolve
Awarded player may draw a card, if they admit failure |
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.-1/2500
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Trample, Indestructible
4/3
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Mike Hunt
(rare)
Cookie Cookery
(uncommon)
Nomicide
(uncommon)
Durian a la Monkeybrains
(uncommon)
Szechuan Sauce
(common)
Kek
(common)
Screeching Curd
(common)
Celery Cerberus
(common)
Lockpicker
(common)
Bull's Eye
(common)
Barrel
(common)
Dullify
(common)
Bull's Feces
(common)
You Tried!
(common)
Draconic Dragon
(basic)
Trinket
(token)

: Target player says Mike Hunt's name
: Target player draws a card for each time they have read Mike Hunt's name this turn
: Tap an equipment and creature you control, destroy target creature with a brain and fur in it's art, then gain 8 life, and draw a card
: Sacrifice Szechuan Sauce, choose one:

POIN
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.