[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Venus Flytrap    R  Creature – Plant Monster Defender Whenever Venus Flytrap blocks an Insect creature, destroy that creature, then gain 1 life 4/2	Rewording    U  Instant Target word is another target word of your choice until end of turn	Hammerspace    U  Instant Put target Equipment you control from outside of the game into your hand. Until end of turn, you may cast that card for free	Knife    U  Artifact – Equipment : Cut all parts of target card in half, gain 2 life for each piece of the card When Knife's abilities are activated on the same card more than thrice, sacrifice it, and lose 2 life
Szechuan Sauce    C  Artifact – Food When Szechuan Sauce enters the battlefield, watch an episode of Rick and Morty, if you understand it, make a reddit post about it : Sacrifice Szechuan Sauce, choose one: -Gain 2 life -Target opponent gives you $2.00 CAD	Error 404: Magic Card not Found    C  Instant Exile target artifact, colorless, Robot, Internetian, Spam or Troll permanent	Self Harm    C  Enchantment Whenever you lose life, draw a card	Gold Bar A    C  Artifact Gold Bar is Gold : Target player gives you $45.00 CAD, if they do, sacrifice Gold Bar, this may not be countered or prevented
Hot Dog: Post-Processing    C  Artifact – Food : Put a Ketchup counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing : Put a Mustard counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing : Sacrifice Hot Dog: Post-Processing, gain 3 life, gain 7 additional life for each Mustard and Ketchup counter on it beyond the first	Yesn't    C  Sorcery Counter target spell "Does this card function as intended?" "Yesn't"	Wandering Soul    C  Creature – Spirit Flying, Lifelink 1/2	Barrel    C  Artifact – Equipment : Sacrifice Barrel, create two Gold tokens Equip Equip target non-Gold creature with nudity in it's art
New York Cheesecake    C  Artifact – Food : Sacrifice New York Cheesecake, gain 16 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $249.99 CAD this game	Fatboi    C  Creature – Human Fatso Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add .) 2/3	Ten Year Old Funnyboi    B  Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child : Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn "RANDOM = FUNNY" says He 0/1	Ruby  T  Artifact , Sacrifice Ruby: Add

Venus Flytrap (rare)
Rewording (uncommon)
Hammerspace (uncommon)
Knife (uncommon)
Szechuan Sauce (common)
Error 404: Magic Card not Found (common)
Self Harm (common)
Gold Bar (common)
Hot Dog: Post-Processing (common)
Yesn't (common)
Wandering Soul (common)
Barrel (common)
New York Cheesecake (common)
Fatboi (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Ruby (token)