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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Bald Eagle
{1}{w}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Royal (Bald Eagle is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
Flying
3/3
 
Devourer of Curds
{1}{g}
 
 R 
Creature – Tnaig
{t}: Devourer of Curds deals damage to it's power to target Curd creature without Flying, if that creature dies, put a +0.25/+0.25 counter on Devourer of Curds
1/1
Spotlight
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Target player reveals their hand to each player. Until end of turn, all those cards and their text references become white and {w} instead, respectively.
Etch {3}{w}{w} (When this spell resolves, you may pay {3}{w}{w}. If you do it's effects are permanent.)
Wurmhole
{2}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Artifact
{x}{x}{b}{g}, {t}: Destroy X target permanents. Until end of turn, Wurms you control get +Y/+Y, where Y is the total CMCs of permanents destroyed this way.
Thanker
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Angel
Whenever a creature you control defends an attacking creature, tap Thanker and the defended creature, gain 1 life
Thank you sir, may I have another?
0/3
Bag of Cheetos
{5}{r}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Bag of Cheetos is Orange

{t}: Eat a Cheeto, then discard a card and lose 2 life
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists
{s}
 
 C 
Basic Creature – Evil
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists gets +1/+0 for each totally unique creature we share
Whenever a non-nice creature enters the cuddlefield, return me to Mommy's tummy and put a Victim counter on me
0/0
Nick Naomi
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Clone
All spells and abilities that target creature's you control, target Nick Naomi instead
{1}{u}: Change Nick Naomi's name
Whenever an opponent mispronounces Nick Naomi's name, you may counter target spell, if you do, draw a card
1/2
Fight Reflex
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target opposed creature you control pings each creature opposing it
Flight Reflex
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Remove target opposed creature you control from combat
Workhorse
{2}{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Horse Worker
2/2
Roodawlf
{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Elk Idiot
Whenever Roodawlf attacks, sacrifice him unless you say "Hurr durr i has a tomato nose hurr durr" in an annoying voice
A retarded deer who was abandoned in the cold, Santa Claus rescued him and gave him an internship as the sleigh's fumesucker. He is given nothing but healthcare to treat his stupidity
1/1
Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly)
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature. If a white creature is destroyed this way, you gain 3 life.
Goggles of Vision
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature's abilities may not be countered or prevented
A Jumpy Frog
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Frog
Jump Boost 1 ({e}: Move A Jumpy Frog up to one inches.)
"You askin' me why I'm so jumpy? Hell, there might be a witch around! I ain't turning into no prince again!"
0/1
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Dream
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}: Have a thought, if it was a good thought, gain 2 life, if it was a bad though, lose 2 life
{t}: Sacrifice Dream, draw a card for each 5 hours you slept last night

Bald Eagle (common, foil)
Devourer of Curds (rare)
Spotlight (uncommon)
Wurmhole (uncommon)
Thanker (uncommon)
Bag of Cheetos (common)
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists (common)
Nick Naomi (common)
Fight Reflex // Flight Reflex (common)
Workhorse (common)
Roodawlf (common)
Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly) (common)
Goggles of Vision (common)
A Jumpy Frog (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Dream (token)