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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Sludge Surf
 
 R 
Land
Sludge Surf enters the battlefield tapped
{t}: Add {u}, {b} or {g}
{3}, {t}: Target player gets a Poison counter
Cookie Cookery
{2}{w/g}
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Chef Habitat
Cook Cookie – {1}{w/g} ({1}{w/g}: Create a Cookie token)
Decc Stacc
{4}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
You may put any number of cards in any order in any zone as long you own them
Horseplay
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Whenever a Horse enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card
Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving)
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
You gain control of target thing that you own.
Polar Bear
{1}{s}
 
 C 
Creature – Polarbear
2/2
Moo
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Gain 4 life for each Cow creature you control
Rektfeaster
{1}{w/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Horror
Whenever something get's Rekt, choose one:
-You gain 2 life
-Rektfeaster drains 1 to any target
Randomize
{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target card becomes another random card until end of turn
Mecha-Spider
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct Spider
Reach
2/4
Passionate Aetherborn
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
Haste
Life is too short to not have fun
2/1
Hedgehog
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant Boar
{g}{t}: Tap or untap another target plant
1/1
elp-Mart
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Deer
1/2
Teddy Bear
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Bear Demon
I watch you when you sleep, soon I will eat your face
2/2
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Runner
 T 
Creature – Human
Haste, First Strike, Landwalk
2/2

Sludge Surf (rare)
Cookie Cookery (uncommon)
Decc Stacc (uncommon)
Horseplay (uncommon)
Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving) (common)
Polar Bear (common)
Moo (common)
Rektfeaster (common)
Randomize (common)
Mecha-Spider (common)
Passionate Aetherborn (common)
Hedgehog (common)
elp-Mart (common)
Teddy Bear (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Runner (token)