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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Biggie Cheese
{5}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Rat Swaglord
When Biggie Cheese enters the battlefield, sacrifice it and you lose 10 life unless you say "Yo what up I'm Biggie Cheese".
{b}{b}, {t}: Beatbox. If each opponent thinks it's sick and/or cool, transform Biggie Cheese.
4/8
Mr. Boombastic
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – God Swaglord
Hexproof, Indestructible
AA, {t}: Freestyle rap for up to one minute. For each bass sound you make, Mr. Boombastic deals 5 damage to any target and you gain 5 life.
10/10
Flu Shot
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Instant
Remove all Infect counters from target player
Oldfashionedism
{4}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
{2}{w}: Destroy a creature with less than four age counters on it
Golden Golem
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Golem
Royal (Golden Golem is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
3/3
Fork (The Utility)
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Tap target Food you control, gain 2 life or draw a card
{r}{r}{r}{t}: Eat some Food an opponent controls, if they don't get you back until end of turn, draw a card at your end step
Growth
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put twenty +1/+1 counters on target creature you control
Pain
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Physically harm your opponent
Screeching Curd
 
 C 
Basic Creature – Curd
As an additional cost to cast Screeching Curd, pay half of a {g}
When Screeching Curd dies, gain 1 life
0/0.01
Shell Armor
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip blue non-Human Animal Creature {0}
Equipped blue non-Human Animal Creature gains +0/+2 and has protection from sharp creatures (a creature is sharp if it has greater power than toughness)
Froggychum, after making a card-dump
{15}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Broken Person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1zBtJhgwBI
1/1
Riot
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Tap all creatures target player controls, they are attacking and rioting, they gain unblockable until end of turn, sacrifice them at the end step and lose 5 life
Stinkify
{b/g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put a Stink counter on target Smelly card
Dove
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying

{w}{t}: Breed two Humans, then gain 1 life
0/1
Silk Dress
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Human Female
Equipped Human Female has Hexproof
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Calamari
 T 
Artifact – Delectable
{t}, Sacrifice Calamari: Gain 3 life

Biggie Cheese (mythic)
Flu Shot (uncommon)
Oldfashionedism (uncommon)
Golden Golem (uncommon)
Fork (The Utility) (common)
Growth (common)
Pain (common)
Screeching Curd (common)
Shell Armor (common)
Froggychum, after making a card-dump (common)
Riot (common)
Stinkify (common)
Dove (common)
Silk Dress (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Calamari (token)