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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Chug Jug
{4}{w}{u}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Artifact – Food
Wait 15 seconds, {t}, Sacrifice Chug Jug: Choose one:
-Heal target creature and put one hundred +1/+1 counters on it
-Your starting life total becomes 100. Your life total becomes equal to your starting life total. Your shield total becomes 100
First World Problem
{0}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Sacrifice a white creature you control, create X spam tokens where X is the sacrificed creatures converted mana cost
Henchantment
{1}{w}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All creatures are Workers in addition to their other types
Decc Stacc
{4}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
You may put any number of cards in any order in any zone as long you own them
Fyrefoxx
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Fox
{r}: Ping target creature
1/1
Egg Yolk
{y}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
Tap a yellow creature you control, Sacrifice Egg Yolk: Gain half of a life
Jury Duty
{3}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant white or blue creature

Enchanted creature leaves the battlefield, and enters the Jury Bench

Whenever a black spell resolves, player's may vote to give the spell's controller a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem, then remove all creatures from the Jury Bench
On A Stick
{2}
 
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed permanent is a food equipment in addition to it's other types and gains Equip Fatso {2}
Sacrifice Suffixed permanent: put two +0/+1 counters on Equipped Fatso, activate this ability only if Suffixed permanent is equipped to a Fatso
Yuyu Imp
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Imp Idiot
{t}: Add {u}
{2}{u}, {t}: Create a Book token
the imps of the yuyusian hills are known to be wimpy
0/0.999
Feign Death
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target creature. Return it to the battlefield under it's owners control at the end of turn.
401ster
{2}{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Clone Soldier
common #401
0/1
Screeching Curd
 
 C 
Basic Creature – Curd
As an additional cost to cast Screeching Curd, pay half of a {g}
When Screeching Curd dies, gain 1 life
0/0.01
Pearl Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Pearl Curd dies add {w}
0/0.01
Leaping Potion
{1}{u/r}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Leaping Potion: Target creature gains Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Leaping Potion up to two inches.) this turn.
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Sapphire
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Sapphire: Add {u}

Chug Jug (mythic)
First World Problem (uncommon)
Henchantment (uncommon)
Decc Stacc (uncommon)
Fyrefoxx (common)
Egg Yolk (common)
Jury Duty (common)
On A Stick (common)
Yuyu Imp (common)
Feign Death (common)
401ster (common)
Screeching Curd (common)
Pearl Curd (common)
Leaping Potion (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Sapphire (token)