[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.

Google Plex M Legendary Artifact – Structure Internetian and Genius Habitat : Google (Search something on https://www.google.com) X times. : Create a token that is a copy of each creature inhabiting this structure. They enter the battlefield inhabiting this structure. : Make a post on social media saying "I'm about to win a game of Magic: The Gathering!". If you do, you win the game.	Spotlight U Sorcery Target player reveals their hand to each player. Until end of turn, all those cards and their text references become white and instead, respectively. Etch (When this spell resolves, you may pay . If you do it's effects are permanent.)	Blubbersucking Beebles U Creature – Beeble Blubbersucking Beebles is Unblockable if defending player controls a creature with less toughness than Blubbersucking Beebles Whenever Blubbersucking Beebles deals combat damage to a player, you may eat 15 food items, if you do, Blubbersucking Beebles gets X +0/+0.5 counters where X is the number of times you chewed 2/4	Banana Split Ice Cream Sundae U Artifact – Delectable Sacrifice Banana Split Ice Cream Sundae: Gain 4 life for each white or yellow food you have sacrificed this game, then gain 10 life
Sword with Daddy Issues C Artifact – Equipment Equip Unequip Equipped creature has +2/+0 and First Strike	First Guy C Creature – Human Internetian Haste 1/1	Yesn't C Sorcery Counter target spell "Does this card function as intended?" "Yesn't"	Mop C Artifact – Equipment Equip Cleric or Worker Whenever equipped creature attacks a player, that player loses all unspent .
Domodino C Creature – Domo Dinosaur Trample, Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn) 5/5	Froggychum, after making a card-dump C Creature – Broken Person https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1zBtJhgwBI 1/1	Flying Carpet C Artifact Creature – Construct Flying Passenger 1 (Whenever Flying Carpet attacks and isn't blocked, you may place up to one blocked creatures you control on it UEOT. Flying Carpet gets +X/+0 where X is the total power of cards placed on it.) 1/2	Hot Dog C Creature – Wolf Elemental Firebreathing (: +1/+0 until end of turn), Haste The Hot Dogs lived happily from the beginning of time, that was until Humans came around... 2/2
Cereal C Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Cereal, target Fatso has +1/+1, and is unblockable until end of turn Muffin C Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Muffin, target Fatso has +1/+0, and has Haste until end of turn	Tweet C Instant As an additional cost to cast Tweet, pay , , or Create a 1/1 blue Twitterbyrd creature token with Flying and ", Tweet: Draw a card"	Wheatfarm B Basic Land : Add , then you gain 1 life	Rupee T Artifact , Sacrifice Rupee: Add . Add instead if you control a Legendary permanent