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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Homer Simpson
{4}{y}{y}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Simpson Fatso
Homer Simpson enters the battlefield with three D'oh! counters on it
Whenever Homer Simpson is dealt damage, you may remove a D'oh! counter from it, if you do, prevent all damage that would be dealt to Homer Simpson this turn
The fattest of the Springfieldians
2/10
Codename: Equestrian
{3}{w}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Centaur
Horsemanship
Other Horses you control get +0/+2 and gain Trample
3/5
Headsplitter Skeleton
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Skeleton
When Headsplitter Skeleton enters the battlefield, if it is Halloween, destroy target Zombie.
3/3
Wurmhole
{2}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Artifact
{x}{x}{b}{g}, {t}: Destroy X target permanents. Until end of turn, Wurms you control get +Y/+Y, where Y is the total CMCs of permanents destroyed this way.
Scout Badge
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment Badge
Equip Child {3}
Equipped child is a Scout in addition to it's other types and gets +1/+2 and gains Basic Landwalk
401ster
{2}{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Clone Soldier
common #401
0/1
Troll Hole
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target land, if you do, you create a 2/2 black Troll with "{b}: Regenerate this creature"
Gotta Go Fast!
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Gotta Go Fast! is Blue
Target Anime Protagonist Plant Boar you control gains Flash until end of turn
Rule 63
{6}{3}
 
 C 
Creature – Embodiement
Males are females and lose male type and females are males and lose female type
6/3
Ingrown Toenail
{b/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable Equipment
Equip {4}
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
Midget
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
0.5/0.5
Old Friend
{1}{w}{w}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
(Old Friend transforms from Doggo)
When Old Friend enters the battlefield, all Humans you control have +2/+2 until end of turn
Our days have passed my friend, they were the best I ever had
2/3
Mockingbyrd
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird Troll
Flying
{t}: Insult target opponent, if they look unhappy, Mockingbyrd shocks em
2/1
Bad Ass
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey
{t}: Say something mean, then gain 1 life
1/1
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Sapphire
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Sapphire: Add {u}

Homer Simpson (rare)
Codename: Equestrian (uncommon)
Headsplitter Skeleton (uncommon)
Wurmhole (uncommon)
Scout Badge (common)
401ster (common)
Troll Hole (common)
Gotta Go Fast! (common)
Rule 63 (common)
Ingrown Toenail (common)
Midget (common)
Old Friend (common)
Mockingbyrd (common)
Bad Ass (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Sapphire (token)