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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Melogg of the Golmicaar
{13}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Demon Golem Advisor Lord
Other non-Advisor Golems get -13/-13
Whenever another Golem dies, create five Gold tokens
The Golmicaar is a senate of golems lol
13/13
Canopatog
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Atog
When Canopatog enters the battlefield or dies, you may put a Forest from your hand onto the battlefield tapped
3/3
Cross the River
{u}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Move target creature onto target opponent's side of the battlefield, activate this ability only if that creature would cross an Island
Riot Shield
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has "{2}: Prevent all damage target rioting creature would do this turn"
Bear Paw
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{g}{t}: Sacrifice Bear Paw and target Bear you control, gain 2 life for each gram of sugar you have eaten today
Cramming Aetherborn
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
When Cramming Aetherborn enters the battlefield, if you control another Aetherborn creature, draw a card.
In my short time on this one world, I'd like to learn everything I can about it.
1/2
Water Bottle of Fliptude
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
When Water Bottle of Fliptude enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you put a water bottle on top of it

{1}{t}: Flip the water bottle on Water Bottle of Fliptude, if you succeed, you may tap or untap target permanent
Noob
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
1/1
Fly Swatter
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature
Equipped creature has "{1}{t}: Destroy target insect with Flying"
Roodawlf
{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Elk Idiot
Whenever Roodawlf attacks, sacrifice him unless you say "Hurr durr i has a tomato nose hurr durr" in an annoying voice
A retarded deer who was abandoned in the cold, Santa Claus rescued him and gave him an internship as the sleigh's fumesucker. He is given nothing but healthcare to treat his stupidity
1/1
Long Legs
{1}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Spider
Reach
1/3
Spooky Scary Skeleton
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Skeleton
3/3
Digsite Digger
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Worker
{2}{t}: Return target artifact from your graveyard to the battlefield
2/2
Rigsite Rigger
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Rigger
{2}{t}: Assemble a Contraption
2/2
Dove
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying

{w}{t}: Breed two Humans, then gain 1 life
0/1
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Kangaroo
 T 
Creature – Kangaroo
Jump Boost 5, Storage 2
4/2

Melogg of the Golmicaar (rare)
Canopatog (uncommon)
Cross the River (uncommon)
Riot Shield (uncommon)
Bear Paw (common)
Cramming Aetherborn (common)
Water Bottle of Fliptude (common)
Noob (common)
Fly Swatter (common)
Roodawlf (common)
Long Legs (common)
Spooky Scary Skeleton (common)
Digsite Digger // Rigsite Rigger (common)
Dove (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Kangaroo (token)