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Juvenile Correction Facility    R  Artifact – Structure Child Habitat : Detain target Child inhabiting this structure. , : Juvenile Correction Facility deals 2 damage to each creature inhabiting this structure.	Health Freaking {    U  Instant Gain 2 life for each green Food you control, then smell something gross	Codename: Diving    U  Creature – Merfolk Artificer : Look at the top X cards of your library, you may reveal an artifact card from among them with converted mana cost X or less and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. 1/2	Whispering Winds    U  Sorcery Search your library for a card named Despair Abandon and put it onto the battlefield. Then, shuffle.
African Child    C  Creature – Human Child Hungry 16 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put sixteen +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.) 0/1	Dopple Ganger    C  Creature – Clone Warrior You may have up to six cards in your deck named Dopple Ganger : Search your library for another card named Dopple Ganger, Dopple Ganger becomes another target creature of your choice until end of turn 2/1	Cancerous Magic Player    C  Creature – Human Child When Cancerous Magic Player enters the battlefield, choose one: – For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Rabiah block. – For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Mercadia block. – Crease target card an opponent owns. – Unsleeve all cards in target opponent's deck – The next blue spell you cast this turn costs instead 1/1	Bubble    C  Artifact Flying : Destroy Bubble, any player may activate this ability
Web    C  Artifact Web is White As an additional cost to cast Web, tap an untapped Spider you control Spider habitat : Target Insect inhabits Web until end of turn. At the end of turn, flip a coin. If you win, destroy that creature and you gain 3 life	Lord of the Buffets    C  Creature – Human Fatso Lord Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn) 5/8	Farmer    C  Creature – Human Farmer : Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender 2/2 Pharmacist    C  Creature – Human Cleric : Create a colorless Prescription artifact token 2/2	Pringles Logo    C  Artifact – Logo : Target player eats a Pringle, any player may activate this ability Whenever any player eats a Pringle, they draw a card and gain 2 life
Red Bandana    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature is Red in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from red, and gets +1/+0 for each Red creature in play Red creatures have protection from the equipped creature	Spooky Scary Skeleton    C  Creature – Skeleton 3/3	Wheatfarm    B  Basic Land : Add , then you gain 1 life	Golden Egg  T  Token Artifact Creature – Food Egg , Sacrifice Golden Egg: You gain 5 life, then target opponent gives you $5.00 CAD, if they don't, you gain 10 life instead

Juvenile Correction Facility (rare)
Health Freaking (uncommon)
Codename: Diving (uncommon)
Whispering Winds (uncommon)
African Child (common)
Dopple Ganger (common)
Cancerous Magic Player (common)
Bubble (common)
Web (common)
Lord of the Buffets (common)
Farmer // Pharmacist (common)
Pringles Logo (common)
Red Bandana (common)
Spooky Scary Skeleton (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Golden Egg (token)