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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Shitting Bricks
{2/b}{2/b}
 
 R 
Enchantment
Whenever you Defecate, you may put a Block card in your hand with converted mana cost 2 or less onto the battlefield tapped.
Can I Axe you a Question?
{6}
 
 U 
Instant
Ask target creature a question, if they don't answer, deal 6 damage to that creature
Ho Bobum
{2}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human Author
{t}: Create a book token
{1}{r}{r}{t}: All uninhabiting creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain Trample until end of turn
The author of Life: Homeless
1/1
Corn Maze
{3}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food Structure
Idiot and Plant Habitat
You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure.
Tap a Plant inhabiting this structure: Add {g}{g}{g}. Activate this ability only once per turn.
Unemployee
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
0/1
The MRS
{x}
 
 C 
Legendary Basic Running Gag Cardset – God Being of Ultimate Power
X is equal to the number of cards in this cardset
When The MRS enters the battlefield, for the remainder of the universe, players who make cards lose 2 life.
X/X
You Tried!
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Award
Cast You Tried! only after another target player casts a spell that does not resolve

Awarded player may draw a card, if they admit failure
Bitswirl
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Fish
When Bitswirl enters the battlefield, draw a card.
A tiny microorganism became the first fish
0/1
Boosterbot
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct
Magnetic (You may have this creature enter the battlefield enchanting target Construct. If you do, enchanted creature has this permanent's text box.)
2/2
Hellhound
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Demon Hound
Haste
2/2
Tint
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Change target mana symbol to another mana symbol that is next to it on the color wheel, do this only if there are 16777216 permanents in all zones with exactly 16777216 mana symbols of the chosen color
Ni-Gel
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn
Cringe
{2}{u/b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever a Weird, Child or Idiot enters the battlefield, tap target creature and Cringe deals 1 damage to it
Adipose
{x}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+X and is a Fatso in addition to it's other types. If X is five or more, enchanted creature also gains Trample.
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Gift
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Gift: Choose one:
– Gain 5 life
– Draw a card
– Untap target permanent

Shitting Bricks (rare)
Can I Axe you a Question? (uncommon)
Ho Bobum (uncommon)
Corn Maze (uncommon)
Unemployee (common)
The MRS (common)
You Tried! (common)
Bitswirl (common)
Boosterbot (common)
Hellhound (common)
Tint (common)
Ni-Gel (common)
Cringe (common)
Adipose (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Gift (token)