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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Hoarder
{2}{b}
 
 R 
Creature – Human Peasant
At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card and lose 1 life for each Junk you control.
2/3
Nic Mecha
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact Creature – Cyborg Artificer
2/2
Dog Fart
{w}{b/g}
 
 U 
Tribal Instant – Hound
Up to X Hounds become Smelly until end of turn, where X is the number of Foods put in your graveyard this turn
Cat Puke
{u}{b/g}
 
 U 
Tribal Instant – Cat
Aftermath
Target artifact gets a poison counter unless it's controller pays {e}{u}
Swiper no Swiping!
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Instant
Destroy each card named Swiper, He who Swipes
Wild Soul
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying
2/2
Rose Water
{u}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{u/r}{t}: Sacrifice Rose Water, create a card, gain X life, where X is the number of player's who liked the created card
Zoom
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Split Second
Choose one:
-Skip the next step or phase of target player's turn
-Target spell or ability on the stack resolves, all other spells or abilities on the stack do not resolve, for each spell or ability that does not resolve this way, pay {1} or lose 1 life
Long Legs
{1}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Spider
Reach
1/3
Domodomino
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Domo
When Domodomino dies destroy each other Domo
99/99
Lmao
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a 1/1 LmaoAlien token with Hexproof
Prayer
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Pray, if you feel happy, gain 2 life
You better damn read these cards
 
 C 
 
do it!!!
Sword with Daddy Issues
{1}{b}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Unequip {4}
Equipped creature has +2/+0 and First Strike
Vanilla Guy
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
1/1
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Firearm
 T 
Token Artifact – Equipment
Equip legendary creature {4}
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and gains Reach and Menace

Hoarder (rare)
Nic Mecha (uncommon)
Dog Fart // Cat Puke (uncommon)
Swiper no Swiping! (uncommon)
Wild Soul (common)
Rose Water (common)
Zoom (common)
Long Legs (common)
Domodomino (common)
Lmao (common)
Prayer (common)
You better damn read these cards (common)
Sword with Daddy Issues (common)
Vanilla Guy (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Firearm (token)