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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Five-Color Activator #3
{3}
 
 R 
Artifact Creature – Construct
{1}{u}: Create a 1/1 blue Spirit creature token with Flying
{2}{w}: Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with First Strike
{3}{r}: Create a 3/3 red Elemental creature token with Haste
{4}{g}: Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token with Trample
{5}{b}: Create a 5/5 black Demon creature token with Menace
2/2
Unwilling Bodyguard
{2}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Zombie Soldier
Spectacle {2}{b} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.)
All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to Unwilling Bodyguard instead.
Whenever Unwilling Bodyguard is dealt damage or dies, target player discards a card.
2/4
Nic Mecha
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact Creature – Cyborg Artificer
2/2
Yedi
{1}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Yeti Jedi
Flash
When Yedi enters the battlefield exile target creature. Until end of turn, spells you cast cost {x} less to cast where X is the exiled creatures converted mana cost.
2/2
Teamer
{u}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Internetian Child
Pay {u}, {r}, or {g}: Teamer combines with another Internetian or Child until end of turn
Teamer gets +1/+1 for each creature it is combined with
bruh team bruh pls
1/1
Smoke
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a white and black Cigarette artifact token
Root Shot
{g}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Deal 3 damage to target flying creature.
Cycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Crackhead
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy
Snorting ({g}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
1/1
Silver Sliver
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Sliver Construct
Slivers you control have "{t}: Add {c}"
1/2
Wandering Soul
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying, Lifelink
1/2
Walking Dead
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie
Even after death, Phil kept a workout routine
2/2
Kerv Beest
{x}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Beast
X is equal to your current turn minus one
Kerv Beest's power and toughness are both equal to your current turn.
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Firebreathing Domo
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Domo Mutant
Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
3/2
Bee Syrup
{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Bee Syrup, Say "Honey", then gain 2 life
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Emerald
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Emerald: Add {g}

Five-Color Activator #3 (rare)
Unwilling Bodyguard (uncommon)
Nic Mecha (uncommon)
Yedi (uncommon)
Teamer (common)
Smoke (common)
Root Shot (common)
Crackhead (common)
Silver Sliver (common)
Wandering Soul (common)
Walking Dead (common)
Kerv Beest (common)
Firebreathing Domo (common)
Bee Syrup (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Emerald (token)