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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Holy Water
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Destroy target black creature
 
Enchanted Mythril Burger
{5}
 
 M 
Sorcery
You gain 10 life. If {w}{u}{b}{r}{g} was spent to cast Enchanted Mythril Burger, you gain 30 life instead.
Codename: Fencing
{1}{w}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Rogue Warrior
First Strike
{w}: +0/+1
{r}: +1/+0
3/1
Aver Hassif
{w}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Hassif
Vigilance
3/4
Switcharoo Game
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
At any time you may switch a card you control with a card you don't, if you are caught, sacrifice Switcharoo Game and lose 5 life
Neat Newt
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Lizard
neat! snaps camera
1/1
Eat Cat
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target Cat. You gain 3 life
Eat Cat costs {1} less to cast if you are Asian and consent to this stereotype
Hamboi
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
{t}: Sacrifice Hamboi, create two Beef Jerky tokens
1/1
Soot
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Moo
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Gain 4 life for each Cow creature you control
Dungfeaster
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
Swampwalk
Tap a swamp you control, {b}: Target player loses 1 life
1/1
Boar Ring
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Boar {1}
Equipped Boar has "{t}: Add one mana of any color"
Nun
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Hexproof
{w/b}: Pray, if you feel happy, gain 1 life
1/1
Kek
{w}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.)
Create a Spam token.
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Junk
 T 
Token Artifact – Junk

Holy Water (common, foil)
Enchanted Mythril Burger (mythic)
Codename: Fencing (uncommon)
Aver Hassif (uncommon)
Switcharoo Game (uncommon)
Neat Newt (common)
Eat Cat (common)
Hamboi (common)
Soot (common)
Moo (common)
Dungfeaster (common)
Boar Ring (common)
Nun (common)
Kek (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Junk (token)