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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Artifact
Whenever a Runner enters the battlefield under your control, put a Solution counter on Runner's Maze.
Whenever there are six or more Solution counters on Runner's Maze, transform it.
New Paradise
 
 R 
Artifact – Structure
Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure have protection from everything.
{w/g}: You gain 1 life.
 U 
Creature – Piyf
Piyfs and Fyips get +X/+X where X is your life total
9/9
 U 
Creature – Hassif
Vigilance
3/4
 U 
Artifact
{b}{r}{t}: Until end of turn, whenever you would lose life, Double-Edged Dagger deals 1 damage to target opponent.
"You can stab me in the back, but the pain goes both ways"
-Some cool dude
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed permanent is a food equipment in addition to it's other types and gains Equip Fatso {2}
Sacrifice Suffixed permanent: put two +0/+1 counters on Equipped Fatso, activate this ability only if Suffixed permanent is equipped to a Fatso
 C 
Creature – Dinosaur
Trample
3/3
 C 
Instant
Counter target blue spell or destroy target blue creature.
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is white in addition to it's other colors
 C 
Instant
Destroy target land, if you do, you create a 2/2 black Troll with "{b}: Regenerate this creature"
 C 
Artifact – Plant
{g}{g}{g}{t}: Sacrifice Pinecone, create two copies of Pinecone except they are tokens
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +4/+0 and Reach

When equipped creature deals lethal damage to a source, give it a timeout and 5 years of counselling
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is black in addition to it's other colors
 C 
Creature – Beast
X is equal to your current turn minus one
Kerv Beest's power and toughness are both equal to your current turn.
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{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a white and black Cigarette artifact token
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
 T 
Artifact – Structure
Idiot and Rat Habitat
Storage 5

Runner's Maze (rare)
Autumn Piyf (uncommon)
Aver Hassif (uncommon)
Double-Edged Dagger (uncommon)
On A Stick (common)
Nayasaur (common)
Illuminate the Heart (common)
White Aura (common)
Troll Hole (common)
Pinecone (common)
NERF Gun (common)
Black Aura (common)
Kerv Beest (common)
Smoke (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Shipping Container (token)