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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Juvenile Correction Facility
{2}{w}{u}
 
 R 
Artifact – Structure
Child Habitat
{1}{w/u}: Detain target Child inhabiting this structure.
{5}{b}{r}, {t}: Juvenile Correction Facility deals 2 damage to each creature inhabiting this structure.
The Feeding
{2}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
All creatures lose Hungry
Teacher Troubles
{5}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Destroy up to three target teachers
I accidentally said Orgasm instead of Organism in science in front of forty 13 year olds, my life is over.
Boon of Passion
{1}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Boon of Passion enters the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.
{r}: Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 this turn.
Goodies
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Goodies: gain 2 life, instead gain 3 life if you have eaten sugar this turn
Asterisk
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Asterisk only when opponent swears
Choose one:
-Physically harm opponent
-Draw a card
Farmer
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
{t}: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender
2/2
Pharmacist
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Cleric
{t}: Create a colorless Prescription artifact token
2/2
Tutu
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip female creature with converted mana cost 2 or less {1}
Equipped creature is a Fairy in addition to it's other types and has "{t}: Move Tutu up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life."
Spinal Shivers
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Spinal Shivers, tap a Skeleton you control
Destroy target vertebrate
Water Elemelon
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
Hexproof
{u}: Target Land becomes an Island until end of turn
1/2
Esketit
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Red until end of turn, if it's a Celebrity, it also gets +2/+0 and gains Haste until end of turn
Celery Cerberus
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant Hound
Trample, Haste
4/4
Brainless
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
Protection from Zombies
1/1
Fidget Spinner
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Spin Fidget Spinner, if it spins more than 720 degrees and doesn't fall or touch any other cards, add two mana of any two colors
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Spam
 T 
Token Creature – Spam
{t}: Sacrifice Spam, gain 1 life

Juvenile Correction Facility (rare)
The Feeding (uncommon)
Teacher Troubles (uncommon)
Boon of Passion (uncommon)
Goodies (common)
Asterisk (common)
Farmer // Pharmacist (common)
Tutu (common)
Spinal Shivers (common)
Water Elemelon (common)
Esketit (common)
Celery Cerberus (common)
Brainless (common)
Fidget Spinner (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Spam (token)