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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Finishing Move #4: Cataclysmic Wrath of the Rage of Titans
{r}{r}
 
 M 
Sorcery – Finisher
Finishing Move #4: Cataclysmic Wrath of the Rage of Titans deals damage divided among any number of players or planeswalkers equal to the total power of creatures you control.

You lose the game at the end of this turn.
Whispering Winds
{s}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Search your library for a card named Despair Abandon and put it onto the battlefield. Then, shuffle.
Mathematician
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Mathematician
{π}{t}: Scry X then draw a πth of X cards, where X is your favorite number
1/3
Absorption Sponge
{1}{w/g}
 
 U 
Creature – Plant
Whenever you would be dealt damage, redirect that damage to Absorption Sponge.
{t}: You gain 1 life. Active this ability only if you control another white or green creature.
0/2
Bull's Feces
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
Sacrifice Bull's Feces: Target player loses 2 life, activate this ability only if the targeted player told a lie
Penguin
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Penguin
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming)
1/1
Noob
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
1/1
Sett's Skeleton
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Skeleton
1/1
A La Mode
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed permanent is a white Food in addition to it's other colors and types. It has "{t}, Sacrifice this permanent: You gain 1 life, you gain 2 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn"
Energy Engine
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Engine
{t}: {e}
Skysheep
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Skysheep
Exile Skysheep: Create a Sound Cloud token
Oft mistaken for clouds
1/1
Nayasaur
{w}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dinosaur
Trample
3/3
Turbulence
{1}{u/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Tap target Artifact Creature Vehicle with Flying
Hamster
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat Boar
{t}: Sacrifice Hamster, create one Beef Jerky token, then draw a card
1/1
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Bozo
 T 
Token Creature – Human Drunk Clown
Whenever a Beer Token enters the battlefield under your control, Bozo gets +2/+2 until end of turn
5/5

Finishing Move #4: Cataclysmic Wrath of the Rage of Titans (mythic)
Whispering Winds (uncommon)
Mathematician (uncommon)
Absorption Sponge (uncommon)
Bull's Feces (common)
Penguin (common)
Noob (common)
Sett's Skeleton (common)
A La Mode (common)
Energy Engine (common)
Skysheep (common)
Nayasaur (common)
Turbulence (common)
Hamster (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Bozo (token)