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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Miracle Myr
{4}
 
 R 
Artifact Creature – Myr
Whenever you add mana you gain 1 life
1/1
Noogie
{b}{r}
 
 U 
Instant – Urge
Target opponent gets a noogie, if they cry, they have to give you $5.00 CAD or concede the game
Corn Maze
{3}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food Structure
Idiot and Plant Habitat
You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure.
Tap a Plant inhabiting this structure: Add {g}{g}{g}. Activate this ability only once per turn.
Manor Gates
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Gate
Manor Gates is Gold
The first time an opponent gives you money while Manor Gates is in play, target creature you control becomes Manor Gates's Keyholder for the remainder of the game
{t}: Add two mana of two colors only if Manor Gates is a Land
Domino
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Domino
{t}: Tap another Domino
Rosegold Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Rosegold Curd dies add {r}
0/0.01
OP
{0}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "{t}: You win the game"
A neat ability 2
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Target player discards a card. If you targeted yourself with this spell, you may draw a card.
Broke College Student
{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Student
Pay {x} where X is 159 minus your IQ: Scry 100 then draw a card
Spells or abilities that would make you pay money are countered
Spells or abilities that would make you eat, make you eat Ramen or Kraft Dinner instead
1/1
Allograft
{g}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Move any number of counters of any types from target permanent to another target permanent.
The future may have pregnant males
Evil Guy
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Evil Human
1/1
A Fishy Situation
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Create a 2/2 blue Fish creature token with Swimming
Turdle
{1}{b/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Turtle
Defender
When Turdle enters the battlefield, Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.).
1/2
Munkii
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Ape
WTF
2/3
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Grey GMO Goo
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Grey GMO Goo, gain 1 life, then feel sad and empty
I mean, it makes me feel a little better

Miracle Myr (rare)
Noogie (uncommon)
Corn Maze (uncommon)
Manor Gates (uncommon)
Domino (common)
Rosegold Curd (common)
OP (common)
A neat ability 2 (common)
Broke College Student (common)
Allograft (common)
Evil Guy (common)
A Fishy Situation (common)
Turdle (common)
Munkii (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Grey GMO Goo (token)