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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Sword
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +2/+0 and has First Strike
 
Aggrocius Murdeath
{5}{r}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Elder Dragon
ENDLESSTOUCH
28/28
Stone of be careful what you wish for...
{5}
 
 U 
Artifact
Stone of be careful what you wish for... enters the battlefield tapped
{t}: Add any amount of mana of any color(s), you lose that much life. This damage can not be prevented or redirected.
School
 
 U 
Land
School enters the battlefield tapped and does not untap until you control three or more Teacher creatures
{t}: Add {w}{w} to spend only on Students
2KEWL4SKEWL
Butt-Fugly Shacc
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Habitat
{b}: Create three 1/1 black Insect creature tokens with haste. Activate this ability only if a creature is inhabiting this structure.
Creatures inhabiting this structure get -1/-1.
At the beginning of your end step, you lose 1 life for each creature inhabiting this structure. Then, if you have lost 6 or more life this turn, transform Butt-Fugly Shacc.
Gorgeous Mansion
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Habitat
Whenever you would gain life, you gain thrice that much life instead.
{t}: Target player may give you $X.00 CAD, where X is thrice your life total. If they don't, they lose the game.
Amooza!
{1}{w}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Amooza!, Say "Amooza!!" as loud as you can: You gain 5 life
Lock
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip permanent {1}
Equipped permanent gains Protection from everything except Rogues and Raiders
Brain
{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
Brain is Pink
{t}: Scry 10, then draw three cards
Water Bottle Flip
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Flip a water bottle, if you succeed, draw a card
Tagger
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Tag
Haste
{t}: Target creature becomes a Tag until it makes another creature a Tag
2/1
Firebreathing Domo
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Domo Mutant
Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
3/2
Doze
{u/r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Tap target creature and create an Idea token
Green Aura
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is green in addition to it's other colors
Tutu
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip female creature with converted mana cost 2 or less {1}
Equipped creature is a Fairy in addition to it's other types and has "{t}: Move Tutu up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life."
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Grey GMO Goo
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Grey GMO Goo, gain 1 life, then feel sad and empty
I mean, it makes me feel a little better

Sword (common, foil)
Aggrocius Murdeath (mythic)
Stone of be careful what you wish for... (uncommon)
School (uncommon)
Butt-Fugly Shacc (uncommon)
Amooza! (common)
Lock (common)
Brain (common)
Water Bottle Flip (common)
Tagger (common)
Firebreathing Domo (common)
Doze (common)
Green Aura (common)
Tutu (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Grey GMO Goo (token)