[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Cardlist | Visual spoiler | Export | Booster | Comments | Search | Recent activity
Mechanics | Shiftrrs | Mechanics 2.0 | Set symbol | Grey Mana | Yellow Cards in this Set | Sins & Virtues | Basic Animal Groups | junk | verbosity gone wrong | Finishing Move Series | my shitpost | high quality shitpost 2
Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
et-Sah
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Lizard
2/1
 
Untrustworthiness
{2}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Enchantment
Whenever you tell a lie, and an opponent believes it, put a Lie counter on Untrustworthiness
{t}, Remove any number of Lie counters from Untrustworthiness: Add {c}{c} for each Lie counter removed this way
Tug O' War
{2}{r/u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
You and target player have a Tug o' War, whoever wins draws a card
Golden Golem
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Golem
Royal (Golden Golem is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
3/3
Packing
{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Put up to two cards on target permanent you control with Storage
Overload {3}{b}{b}
Keg
{u}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Create a Beer token
Whenever a Drunk enters the battlefield, sacrifice Keg
Human Sacrifice
{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast this spell, tap an untapped Volcano you control and sacrifice a Human
Target God gets +2/+2 and can't attack until end of turn
Pen15 Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
All creatures with nudity in their art have +1/+1
The picture was removed.
Compleated Baboon
{1}{pg}
 
 C 
Creature – Ape-No-More
{3}{pg}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Compleated Baboon
Why? A cruel joke?
...
Oh. That's worse.
2/2
Brain
{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
Brain is Pink
{t}: Scry 10, then draw three cards
Lmao
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a 1/1 LmaoAlien token with Hexproof
get outta me swamp!
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Tap target Orc you control, you may put a swamp from your hand onto the battlefield tapped
Mint
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{u}{t}, Sacrifice Mint: Remove all -1/-1 counters from target creature
Jury Duty
{3}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant white or blue creature

Enchanted creature leaves the battlefield, and enters the Jury Bench

Whenever a black spell resolves, player's may vote to give the spell's controller a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem, then remove all creatures from the Jury Bench
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Book
 T 
Artifact
{t}: Read a page of a book, if you understand it, draw a card

et-Sah (common, foil)
Untrustworthiness (rare)
Tug O' War (uncommon)
Golden Golem (uncommon)
Packing (uncommon)
Keg (common)
Human Sacrifice (common)
Pen15 Logo (common)
Compleated Baboon (common)
Brain (common)
Lmao (common)
get outta me swamp! (common)
Mint (common)
Jury Duty (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Book (token)