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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Club Bouncer
{2}{w}{b}{r}
 
 R 
Creature – Human Beast
{t}: Bounce target creature with less than eighteen Age counters on it
50/50
Hoard
{2}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Habitat
When Hoard enters the battlefield, force all creatures to inhabit it.
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, force it to inhabit this structure.
Creatures inhabiting this structure cannot be removed unless their controller pays 5 life.
Spilled Milk...
{w}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Spill a whole carton or bag of milk, cry for 10 minutes, take a time out, then apologize to everyone who watched you cry and spill the milk, then learn a lesson not to do what Magic cards tell you to do
Plantation Worker
{1}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Worker Slave
{t}: Create two 1/1 black and green Plant tokens
2/3
Shoe of Nigel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature has Landwalk
Thief
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Rogue
Pay 5 life, {t}: Steal target card from another player's hand
1/1
Combo
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Multikicker {r}
Combo pings any target, then pings any target an additional time for each time Combo was kicked
Black Aura
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is black in addition to it's other colors
Turdle
{1}{b/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Turtle
Defender
When Turdle enters the battlefield, Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.).
1/2
Life Up!
{1}
 
 C 
Instant
Life Up!'s mana cost may be payed only with W, R or G

Gain 8 life

If you control a Internetian, gain 12 life instead
Comment dump
 
 C 
 
Put endless comments on Comment dump
Gotta Go Fast!
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Gotta Go Fast! is Blue
Target Anime Protagonist Plant Boar you control gains Flash until end of turn
Eve of the Biblefolk
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Biblefolk
The first Feminazi
2/2
Sand Block
{r}{b/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Block
(Sand Block can be Smelted)
{e}, {t}: Drop Sand Block from a height of at least one foot. Then, attach it to all creatures it touches.
Every 0.5 seconds, this Block deals 0.5 damage to all creatures it is attached to.
Glass Block
 
 C 
Artifact – Block
{t}, Sacrifice Glass Block: It deals 6 damage to target player, and they get a Poison counter
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Cake
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Gain 2 life, gain 4 life instead if you've consumed sugar today

Club Bouncer (rare)
Hoard (uncommon)
Spilled Milk... (uncommon)
Plantation Worker (uncommon)
Shoe of Nigel (common)
Thief (common)
Combo (common)
Black Aura (common)
Turdle (common)
Life Up! (common)
Comment dump (common)
Gotta Go Fast! (common)
Eve of the Biblefolk (common)
Sand Block (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Cake (token)