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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Frame for Crime
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Frame for Crime deals damage to any target equal to thrice the number of things on the Jury Bench
 
Frameshift
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target Frame becomes another target Frame until end of turn
Othojai the Sidekick Dragon
{1}{w}{g}
 
 R 
Legendary Land Creature – Pokemon Dragon Hero
Flying, Vigilance
3/3
Rainfall
{2}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All creatures are blue, and may not have their abilities activated
{u}: Destroy target Artifact
Saddle Sores
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature with Horsemanship
Boon of Learning
{1}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Boon of Learning enters the battlefield or whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, scry 3 then draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Flying.
Rarity curve is hard
 
 C 
 
Just sayin'
Charcoal
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target Food becomes black until end of turn, if that Food would become tapped for the remainder of the game, it's controller loses 1 life
Diamond Sword
{2}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equip to Human creature
Equipped creature has +7/+0
Thicc
{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Female
Enchanted Female gets +0/+2 and is a Thot in addition to her other types
Spammingbyrd
{1}{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird Troll
Flying
{t}: Create a Spam token
1/2
Zombee
{b}{y}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie Insect
Flying
2/1
Bear Paw (The Morbidcharm)
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature's abilities cost {1} less and require tapping
Kiss
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Kiss target player, you both gain 2 life
Kys
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Swear at target player, you both lose 2 life
Jace, The Puppy Who Was Hit Too Much
{u}
 
 C 
Legendary Planeswalker – Jace
0: Put a Loyalty counter on Jace
-999: Destroy Jace. Then, draw a card for each person you have hurt in your lifetime.
1
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Tainted Sand
 T 
Artifact
Sacrifice Tainted Sand: Put an Infect counter on target player

Frame for Crime // Frameshift (common, foil)
Othojai the Sidekick Dragon (rare)
Rainfall (uncommon)
Saddle Sores (uncommon)
Boon of Learning (uncommon)
Rarity curve is hard (common)
Charcoal (common)
Diamond Sword (common)
Thicc (common)
Spammingbyrd (common)
Zombee (common)
Bear Paw (The Morbidcharm) (common)
Kiss // Kys (common)
Jace, The Puppy Who Was Hit Too Much (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Tainted Sand (token)