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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Ingrown Toenail
{b/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable Equipment
Equip {4}
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
 
Hell's Kitchen
 
 R 
Legendary Land
{1}{r}{g}: All Foods and Delectables have "{1}: Gain 5 life" until end of turn
{5}{r}{g}: Create seven Foodevils, sacrifice them at end of turn
Wimpy Oil
{b}
 
 U 
Artifact
Hydrophobic (Wimpy Oil cannot be in play if a blue thing is)
Tap five untapped Workers you control, Sacrifice Wimpy Oil: Add {b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}
Funniest Shit I've Ever Seen
{4}{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Target creature becomes a 0/1 green Pickle and it loses all it's abilities.
Summertime
{3}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Creatures can't attack, and black spells cant be cast
At the beginning of your Upkeep, put a Fun counter on Summertime
When there are 5 or more Fun counters on Summertime, sacrifice it, all players win the game
Ass Carcass
{1}{g}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie Donkey
2/3
Miracle
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Gain 5 life

Miracle {0}
Yes
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
Target spell resolves
Evil Guy
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Evil Human
1/1
Farmer
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
{t}: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender
2/2
Pharmacist
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Cleric
{t}: Create a colorless Prescription artifact token
2/2
RnM Fanboi
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
When RnM Fanboi enters the battlefield it becomes your choice of a Genius or an Idiot for the remainder of the game
Infect
RnM Fanboi may not lose or gain types while it is in play, if RnM Fanboi leaves play, remove RnM Fanboi from play, RnM Fanboi may not return to play for the remainder of the game
2/1
Itchy Clothing Tag
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment Tag
Equip Equipment as it enters the battlefield {0}
{t}: Scratch or Tickle target equipped creature of equipped Equipment, it's controller may tap it's Parent, if they do, stop.
Mega Pig
{3}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
Trample
oink OINK
4/4
Allograft
{g}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Move any number of counters of any types from target permanent to another target permanent.
The future may have pregnant males
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Sound Cloud
 T 
Token Artifact
Sacrifice Sound Cloud: You gain 1 life and Sound Cloud pings any target

Ingrown Toenail (common, foil)
Hell's Kitchen (rare)
Wimpy Oil (uncommon)
Funniest Shit I've Ever Seen (uncommon)
Summertime (uncommon)
Ass Carcass (common)
Miracle (common)
Yes (common)
Evil Guy (common)
Farmer // Pharmacist (common)
RnM Fanboi (common)
Itchy Clothing Tag (common)
Mega Pig (common)
Allograft (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Sound Cloud (token)