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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Creature – Golem
{1}{w}: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token with First Strike.
{1}{u}: Create a 1/1 blue Spirit creature token with Flying.
{1}{b}: Create a 1/1 black Snake creature token with Deathtouch.
{1}{r}: Create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token with Haste.
{1}{g}: Create a 1/1 green Frog creature token with Hexproof.
4/4
 U 
Sorcery
You may put any number of cards in any order in any zone as long you own them
 U 
Enchantment – Force
Whenever a spell that targets an opponent resolves, Tetherball Effect creates a copy of it, that targets it's caster
 U 
Instant
Target word is another target word of your choice until end of turn
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
When Peaceful Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each land you control.
I understand my place in this world, I am fine knowing I will arrive, experience, and pass; The world will heed me as nothing more, naturally.
2/2
 C 
Enchantment
{b}, Tap two Rogues you control: Steal a card from an opponent's hand
 C 
Creature – Bookfiend
{2}, Sacrifice a Book: +1/+1 until end of turn
1/1
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Embodiement
If you cry while Sadness is in play, sacrifice it, then lose 5 life
aLL mY fRIENDS hATE mE
4/4
 C 
Instant
Choose one:
– Target creature gains Lure this turn.
– Target creature gains Indestructible this turn.
Entwine {1} (Choose both if you pay the entwine cost.)
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature you don't own {6}
You control equipped creature
{3}: Equippee gets +2/+0 or +0/+2 until end of turn.
 C 
Instant
Life Up!'s mana cost may be payed only with W, R or G

Gain 8 life

If you control a Internetian, gain 12 life instead
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Candy Bar!, eat a food item containing more than 90% of your daily value of sugar
{2}{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Clone Soldier
common #401
0/1
 C 
Creature – Piyf
{s}: +1/+1 until end of turn
{t}: Add {s}{s}{s}{s} to spend only on Snow things
2/2
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Cookie, gain 1 life, gain 5 life instead if you ate a cookie less than three minutes before activating this ability

Five-Color Activator #2 (rare)
Decc Stacc (uncommon)
Tetherball Effect (uncommon)
Rewording (uncommon)
Peaceful Aetherborn (common)
Thievery (common)
Bookfiend (common)
Sadness (common)
a card frfr? (common)
Leash (common)
Life Up! (common)
Candy Bar! (common)
401ster (common)
Winter Piyf (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Cookie (token)