[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Choose one:
-Destroy target Historic permanent -Counter target Historic spell -Exile target Historic card -Target card is not Historic this turn -Target card with converted mana cost 100 or less is not Historic for the remainder of the game |
When Storage Wars enters the battlefield, create X Shipping Containers, where X is thrice the number of players
![]() : Target player fights another player, if they win, they may discard a card, if they do, they draw a card |
: You may cast a white, blue or green food spell from your hand for free4/3
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When Tugowar Manowar enters the battlefield, have a Tug o War against any number of opponents, if you win, bounce a creature each player you beat controls
BZZZZT
2/2
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Jump Boost 2 (
: Move Mario up to two inches.)
: Destroy target Block or Monster.2/3
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Unnecessarily Radical Leftists gets +1/+0 for each totally unique creature we share
Whenever a non-nice creature enters the cuddlefield, return me to Mommy's tummy and put a Victim counter on me 0/0
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Gold Bar is Gold
: Target player gives you $45.00 CAD, if they do, sacrifice Gold Bar, this may not be countered or prevented |
![]() : +1/+1 until end of turn2/3
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As an additional cost to cast this spell, tap an untapped Volcano you control and sacrifice a Human
Target God gets +2/+2 and can't attack until end of turn |
: Create a Balloon artifact token2/3
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Defender
When Turdle enters the battlefield, Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). 1/2
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Hexproof
: Pray, if you feel happy, gain 1 life1/1
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Enchant creature with converted mana cost 3 or less
You control enchanted creature |
: Add , then you gain 1 life |
, Sacrifice Gift: Choose one:
– Gain 5 life – Draw a card – Untap target permanent |
Erase from History
(common, foil)
Storage Wars
(rare)
Cheese Wizard
(uncommon)
Tugowar Manowar
(uncommon)
Mario
(uncommon)
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists
(common)
Chewed Leaf
(common)
Gold Bar
(common)
Vindictive Hitmyran
(common)
Human Sacrifice
(common)
Birthday Clown
(common)
Turdle
(common)
Nun
(common)
Hoodwink
(common)
Wheatfarm
(basic)
Gift
(token)





: You may cast a white, blue or green food spell from your hand for free

: Move Mario up to two inches.)
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: Target player gives you $45.00 CAD, if they do, sacrifice Gold Bar, this may not be countered or prevented
: Pray, if you feel happy, gain 1 life