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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Holy Trinity
{3}{w}{w}{w}
 
 R 
Legendary Sorcery
Create a Legendary 1/2 white Human Cleric creature token named Jeebus Krystofski with "{w}, {t}: Heal target creature", a Legendary 1/3 white Spirit creature token named The Holy Spirit with Flying, Vigilance and Lifelink, and a Legendary 8/8 white God creature token named God Almighty with Indestructible and "{2}{w}{w}, {t}: Destroy all other creatures"
Snow Day
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All players do not go to school today, sacrifice Snow Day at midnight
Skeentith Thrill Seeker
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Rebel
Whenever Skeentith Thrill Seeker is dealt lethal damage but doesn't die, it becomes the Bane of Parents until end of turn
3/1
Absorption Sponge
{1}{w/g}
 
 U 
Creature – Plant
Whenever you would be dealt damage, redirect that damage to Absorption Sponge.
{t}: You gain 1 life. Active this ability only if you control another white or green creature.
0/2
Enslave
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant black Creature
Enchanted creature cannot attack or block, and you control it
African Child
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Child
Hungry 16 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put sixteen +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.)
0/1
Barrel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Sacrifice Barrel, create two Gold tokens
Equip {0}
Equip target non-Gold creature with nudity in it's art
Bookfiend
{3}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Bookfiend
{2}, Sacrifice a Book: +1/+1 until end of turn
1/1
Spinal Shivers
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Spinal Shivers, tap a Skeleton you control
Destroy target vertebrate
Faciality
{1}{g}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Creatures with Faces in their art have +1/+1
hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/?
 
 C 
Basic Snow Land – Plains Island Swamp Mountain Forest
When hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? enters the battlefield, you lose 1 life unless you control a permanent.
{t}: Add {10}
Sand Block
{r}{b/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Block
(Sand Block can be Smelted)
{e}, {t}: Drop Sand Block from a height of at least one foot. Then, attach it to all creatures it touches.
Every 0.5 seconds, this Block deals 0.5 damage to all creatures it is attached to.
Glass Block
 
 C 
Artifact – Block
{t}, Sacrifice Glass Block: It deals 6 damage to target player, and they get a Poison counter
Double Jump
{3}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Two target creatures gain Jump Boost 2 until end of turn
Derp
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
1/1
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Cockroach
 T 
Token Creature – Insect
Deathtouch
Whenever you cast a green or black spell, Cockroach gains Infect until end of turn
1/1

Holy Trinity (rare)
Snow Day (uncommon)
Skeentith Thrill Seeker (uncommon)
Absorption Sponge (uncommon)
Enslave (common)
African Child (common)
Barrel (common)
Bookfiend (common)
Spinal Shivers (common)
Faciality (common)
hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? (common)
Sand Block (common)
Double Jump (common)
Derp (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Cockroach (token)