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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Aqua Man
{2}{u}{g}
 
 R 
Creature – Superhuman Hero Merfolk
Islandwalk, Swimming, Hexproof
{2}{u}{g}{t}: Create two 2/2 Fish creature tokens with Swimming
4/4
Patient #119870
{c}{c}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – ???
{w}: We
{u}: Can
{b}: Save
{r}: Your
{g}: Soul
Patient #119870 has been showing signs of [AWAKENING], administer [GOODNIGHT]
2/2
Kermit Teh Froge
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Frog Puppet
Puppet (Any player may activate Kermit Teh Froge's abilities.), Jump Boost 1 ({e}: Move Kermit Teh Froge up to one inches.)
0/2
Dog Whistle
{2}{g}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom in a random order.
If that creature is a Hound it enters the battlefield with two additional +1/+1 counters.
OP
{0}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "{t}: You win the game"
Bourgeois
{5}{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Evil Advisor Artificer Author Lord
Whenever money would be put on Bourgeois, triple that amount of money is put on Bourgeois instead
Bourgeois gets +5/+5 for each CAD$0.01 on it
{t}: Put CAD$999.99 on Bourgeois
1/1
Sword with Daddy Issues
{1}{b}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Unequip {4}
Equipped creature has +2/+0 and First Strike
Gift Goblin
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Child
Haste
{1}, Unwrap a gift you own: Gift Goblin gets +2/+0 until end of turn
2/1
Bug Spray
{1}{u/g}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice one third of Bug Spray: Target creature gains Protection from Insects until end of turn
Ebb
{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Kicker {2}{u}
Move target Island up to two centimeters. If Ebb was kicked, you may move it up to one meter instead. When you do, any permanents it touched are returned to their owners hands.
Microphone
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature {1}{u} or {1}{r}
If the former Equip cost was paid, equipped creature is an Advisor. If the latter was paid, equipped creature is a Musician.
Pearl Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Pearl Curd dies add {w}
0/0.01
Bear Paw
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{g}{t}: Sacrifice Bear Paw and target Bear you control, gain 2 life for each gram of sugar you have eaten today
Weeb
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
{6}{t}: You may play an Anime Protagonist card from your hand
1/1
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
LOLCat
 T 
Token Creature – Cat Internetian
1/1

Aqua Man (rare)
Patient #119870 (uncommon)
Kermit Teh Froge (uncommon)
Dog Whistle (uncommon)
OP (common)
Bourgeois (common)
Sword with Daddy Issues (common)
Gift Goblin (common)
Bug Spray (common)
Ebb (common)
Microphone (common)
Pearl Curd (common)
Bear Paw (common)
Weeb (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
LOLCat (token)