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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Hood
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equip Rogue {0}
Equipped creature has Shroud and Shadow.
 
Wink
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Whenever a player would Laugh this turn, you may wink instead.
Chillin' Like a Villain
{b}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Enchantment
When Chillin' Like a Villain enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you control a black nontoken creature
You cannot be the target of spells or abilities opponents control
Packing
{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Put up to two cards on target permanent you control with Storage
Overload {3}{b}{b}
Bonecrusher Zombie
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Zombie
When Bonecrusher Zombie enters the battlefield, if it is Halloween, destroy target Skeleton.
3/3
Combo-Breaker
{3}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Evil
When Combo-Breaker enters the battlefield, look at target player's hand. Choose a permanent card among them. That player puts that card onto the battlefield tapped.
3/3
Ballerina
{2}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Fairy Child Dancer
Ballerina is Pink
{t}: Move Ballerina up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life.
The tutu doesn't make the pink weirdo
1/3
Quill
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
Quill is White
When Quill enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 1 damage to a Bird you control, if you don't, exile it
{b}{t}, Tap an untapped blue Human you control with converted mana cost 6 or greater: Create one two-hundredth of a Book token
Toddler Safety Rail
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Wall
You may have up to ten cards in your deck named Toddler Safety Rail
{1}: Combine Toddler Safety Rail with another card you control named Toddler Safety Rail
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose X target Child creatures, where X is the number of combined cards named Toddler Safety Rail you control, permanents you control have protection from the chosen creatures until end of turn
Wild Otnak
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Land Creature – Pokemon Otnak
Trample
3/3
7/11
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact
{2}: Create a grey Food artifact token with "{t}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 1 life. Then, feel sad and empty"
Red Mana Potion
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Red Mana Potion: Target creature you control gets +X/+0 where X is that creature's converted mana cost
Sword with Daddy Issues
{1}{b}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Unequip {4}
Equipped creature has +2/+0 and First Strike
Domo
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Domo
1/1
Celery Cerberus
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant Hound
Trample, Haste
4/4
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
IceCream
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Gain 2 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten Sugar today. Put a Lick counter on IceCream
When IceCream has 5 or more Lick counters on it, sacrifice it

Hood // Wink (common, foil)
Chillin' Like a Villain (rare)
Packing (uncommon)
Bonecrusher Zombie (uncommon)
Combo-Breaker (uncommon)
Ballerina (common)
Quill (common)
Toddler Safety Rail (common)
Wild Otnak (common)
7/11 (common)
Red Mana Potion (common)
Sword with Daddy Issues (common)
Domo (common)
Celery Cerberus (common)
Grainforest (basic)
IceCream (token)