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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Dom's Hitmyran
{3}{b}{r}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Hitmyran Slave
Haste, Trample, Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
{g}: Dom's Hitmyran fights any target and drains life equal to the damage dealt
He taught his Hitmyran to breathe flame
7/5
Back to Black
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Each creature that has ever been Black but is currently not, becomes exclusively Black until end of turn
Wimpy Oil
{b}
 
 U 
Artifact
Hydrophobic (Wimpy Oil cannot be in play if a blue thing is)
Tap five untapped Workers you control, Sacrifice Wimpy Oil: Add {b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}
Boon of Fortune
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Boon of Fortune enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and gains Lifelink.
Stoner
{g/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy Idiot
{g}{t}: Stoner pings any target
{b}{t}: Create a PoisonVial token
1/1
Ballerina
{2}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Fairy Child Dancer
Ballerina is Pink
{t}: Move Ballerina up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life.
The tutu doesn't make the pink weirdo
1/3
Deep-Sea Treasure-Hunter
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Merfolk Rogue
Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.)
2/1
Nick Naomi
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Clone
All spells and abilities that target creature's you control, target Nick Naomi instead
{1}{u}: Change Nick Naomi's name
Whenever an opponent mispronounces Nick Naomi's name, you may counter target spell, if you do, draw a card
1/2
Bugbear
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Beast
Reach
Bugbear cannot attack unless you pay {1}.
3/1
Egg
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{t}, Tear Egg into as many pieces as you can within 5 seconds: Add a quarter of {g} for each new piece of Egg beyond the first, then sacrifice them all and throw them away
Cereal Sauce Carton (Breast Juice Carton)
{w}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target green Food gains "{w}: Gain 1 life"
Gucci Ganger
{1}{u}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Rogue
Gucci Ganger is Purple

{u/r}{t}: You may play an equipments from your hand with converted mana cost 2 or less onto the battlefield
Ramen
{y}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Ramen, gain 2 life, then discard 2 cards, activate this ability only if you are in college
College sucks...
Sett's Skeleton
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Skeleton
1/1
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Junk
 T 
Token Artifact – Junk

Dom's Hitmyran (rare)
Back to Black (uncommon)
Wimpy Oil (uncommon)
Boon of Fortune (uncommon)
Stoner (common)
Ballerina (common)
Deep-Sea Treasure-Hunter (common)
Nick Naomi (common)
Bugbear (common)
Egg (common)
Cereal Sauce Carton (Breast Juice Carton) (common)
Gucci Ganger (common)
Ramen (common)
Sett's Skeleton (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Junk (token)