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Scumbob Swagpants    R  Legendary Creature – Plant Swaglord Scumbob Swagpants is Yellow Cumulative Upkeep: Discard a Plant card Whenever you control less than three Plants, sacrifice Scumbob Swagpants. Plants you control get -11/-1 and lose all abilities except Bad Defender The land of Bikini Bottom has many bottomsuckers, Scumbob being among the worse 10/10	Bane of Arthropods    U  Enchantment – Aura Enchant Equipment Enchanted Equipment is the Bane of Spiders and Trilobites	Yo-Yo    U  Artifact – Equipment Equip creature Equipped creature is a Yoyomaster in addition to it's other types and gains ": Yo-Yo pings target creature, then return that creature to it's owners hand"	Boom    U  Instant Shock any target Explosion    U  Instant Deal 20 damage to any target
Double Jump    C  Instant Two target creatures gain Jump Boost 2 until end of turn	Allergies    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature Enchanted creature has "Whenever a Food Artifact enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on this creature"	Red Bandana    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature is Red in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from red, and gets +1/+0 for each Red creature in play Red creatures have protection from the equipped creature	Evolve    C  Instant Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, if it is a double-faced card, transform it
Enslave    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchant black Creature Enchanted creature cannot attack or block, and you control it	Lockpicker    C  Creature – Rogue Raider Lockpick (, : Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.) 1/1	Dust    C  Artifact – Junk	Mop    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Cleric or Worker Whenever equipped creature attacks a player, that player loses all unspent .
Dark Fae of the NEMBK    C  Creature – Faerie Flying, Lifelink 1/1	Jellyfish    C  Creature – Jellyfish , Remove Jellyfish from combat: Jellyfish deals 1 damage to any target. Tap an untapped Plant you control, : Create a Jellyfish Jam artifact Food token. 2/1	Wheatfarm    B  Basic Land : Add , then you gain 1 life	Pill  T  Token Artifact , Tap another blue artifact, Sacrifice Pill: Flip a coin, if it lands on Heads, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn, if it lands on Tails, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn

Scumbob Swagpants (rare)
Bane of Arthropods (uncommon)
Yo-Yo (uncommon)
Boom // Explosion (uncommon)
Double Jump (common)
Allergies (common)
Red Bandana (common)
Evolve (common)
Enslave (common)
Lockpicker (common)
Dust (common)
Mop (common)
Dark Fae of the NEMBK (common)
Jellyfish (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Pill (token)