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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Booster Shot
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn
 
Koob the Bookfiend
{3}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Bookfiend Lord
Sacrifice any number of Book tokens: Put thrice that number of +1/+1 counters on each Bookfiend you control
5/5
Infernal Pig
{b}{b}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Pig Demon
When Infernal Pig enters the battlefield you may sacrifice a land. If you do, destroy target land and put a +1/+1 counter on Infernal Pig.
5/5
Competitive Eater
{1}{r/b}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Fatso
Haste
Whenever Competitive Eater attacks you may pay {2} if you do, destroy target Food
2/1
Sporeosisaling
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Plant
When Sporeosisaling dies, create two copies of it.
1/1
Applesauce
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Applesauce, gain 2 life
Horrific Dream
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Horrific Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Each player discards a card and loses 2 life.
Minitaur
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Minotaur Child
1/1
Hummingbyrd
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying, Super haste
1/1
Bag of Cheetos
{5}{r}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Bag of Cheetos is Orange

{t}: Eat a Cheeto, then discard a card and lose 2 life
Branding of the Sheep
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Tribal Enchantment – Sheep Aura
Equipped creature is a Sheep and gets +0/+X where X is the number of Sheep you control.
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Gerbil
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat
1/1
I, Eye
{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery – Self-Realization
You become a 1/1 blue Eye creature token with Flying, Curiosity (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.) and Protection from Everything until end of turn.
Box
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Box and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Box for at least one turn.)
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Grey GMO Goo
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Grey GMO Goo, gain 1 life, then feel sad and empty
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Booster Shot (common, foil)
Koob the Bookfiend (rare)
Infernal Pig (uncommon)
Competitive Eater (uncommon)
Sporeosisaling (uncommon)
Applesauce (common)
Horrific Dream (common)
Minitaur (common)
Hummingbyrd (common)
Bag of Cheetos (common)
Branding of the Sheep (common)
Gerbil (common)
I, Eye (common)
Box (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Grey GMO Goo (token)