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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Bogbeam
{5}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Sorcery
Bogbeam costs {4} less to cast if you control seven or more Swamps.
Target player discards seven cards.
Internet Troll
{1}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Troll Internetian
{t}: Create a Spam token
2/3
Klan Trooper
{w}{u}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Clone Soldier
{w}{w}: Klan Trooper gets +1/+2 until end of turn
{u}{u}: Klan Trooper becomes another target creature that shares a color with it until end of turn
{b}{b}: Destroy target Black or Slave creature
2/3
Waiting for dinner
{2}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All your creatures gain Hungry 2 until end of turn
Bug Spray
{1}{u/g}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice one third of Bug Spray: Target creature gains Protection from Insects until end of turn
Wiggle
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Move target creature
Draw a card
RnM Fanboi
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
When RnM Fanboi enters the battlefield it becomes your choice of a Genius or an Idiot for the remainder of the game
Infect
RnM Fanboi may not lose or gain types while it is in play, if RnM Fanboi leaves play, remove RnM Fanboi from play, RnM Fanboi may not return to play for the remainder of the game
2/1
Peaceful Aetherborn
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
When Peaceful Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each land you control.
I understand my place in this world, I am fine knowing I will arrive, experience, and pass; The world will heed me as nothing more, naturally.
2/2
Web
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact
Web is White
As an additional cost to cast Web, tap an untapped Spider you control
Spider habitat
{2}{g}: Target Insect inhabits Web until end of turn. At the end of turn, flip a coin. If you win, destroy that creature and you gain 3 life
Jury Duty
{3}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant white or blue creature

Enchanted creature leaves the battlefield, and enters the Jury Bench

Whenever a black spell resolves, player's may vote to give the spell's controller a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem, then remove all creatures from the Jury Bench
Cringe
{2}{u/b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever a Weird, Child or Idiot enters the battlefield, tap target creature and Cringe deals 1 damage to it
Bad Ass
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey
{t}: Say something mean, then gain 1 life
1/1
Idiotproof
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted Artifact or Land has Idiotproof (Permanents with Idiotproof have protection from Idiots)
Pen15 Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
All creatures with nudity in their art have +1/+1
The picture was removed.
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Bacon
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Bacon: Gain 100 Life

Bogbeam (rare)
Internet Troll (uncommon)
Klan Trooper (uncommon)
Waiting for dinner (uncommon)
Bug Spray (common)
Wiggle (common)
RnM Fanboi (common)
Peaceful Aetherborn (common)
Web (common)
Jury Duty (common)
Cringe (common)
Bad Ass (common)
Idiotproof (common)
Pen15 Logo (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Bacon (token)