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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Heck
 
 M 
Legendary Land
Heck enters the battlefield tapped
{t}: Add {b}
{1}{b}, {t}: Create a 2/2 black Imp creature token named Heckler
Aquatog
{1}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Atog
Defender
Sacrifice an Island: +0/+1 and Hexproof until end of turn
0/2
Death Strike
{2}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Infect
Death Strike deals 3 damage to any target.
Megashroom
{r/w}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature has +2/+2 and has Jump Boost 2
If enchanted creature would go to the graveyard from play, sacrifice Megashroom, then return enchanted creature to the battlefield
Spammingbyrd
{1}{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird Troll
Flying
{t}: Create a Spam token
1/2
A neat ability 2
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Target player discards a card. If you targeted yourself with this spell, you may draw a card.
Dudeism
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Human
Enchanted Human gains "{w}{w}: Take a puff, if you don't cough, create a 1/1 white Dude creature token"
Protect Belief
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. If this targets a Cleric it costs {1} less to cast and has "You gain that much life"
Cereal
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Cereal, target Fatso has +1/+1, and is unblockable until end of turn
Muffin
{r/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Muffin, target Fatso has +1/+0, and has Haste until end of turn
Bull's Feces
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
Sacrifice Bull's Feces: Target player loses 2 life, activate this ability only if the targeted player told a lie
NERF Gun
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +4/+0 and Reach

When equipped creature deals lethal damage to a source, give it a timeout and 5 years of counselling
Tax
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Tax only when a player casts a spell or activates an ability that target's you or a permanent you control
Target player gives you $X.00 CAD where X is the spell or ability's converted mana cost
Fatboi
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fatso
Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add {r}.)
2/3
Basic Bacon
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Basic Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Basic Bacon: Gain 100 life
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Pig
 T 
Creature – Boar
2/2

Heck (mythic)
Aquatog (uncommon)
Death Strike (uncommon)
Megashroom (uncommon)
Spammingbyrd (common)
A neat ability 2 (common)
Dudeism (common)
Protect Belief (common)
Cereal // Muffin (common)
Bull's Feces (common)
NERF Gun (common)
Tax (common)
Fatboi (common)
Basic Bacon (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Pig (token)