[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Equip creature
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If the former Equip cost was paid, equipped creature is an Advisor. If the latter was paid, equipped creature is a Musician. |
When Urbanization enters the battlefield all permanents target player controls must be put together, touching
Whenever any permanent stops touching another permanent, exile it and all permanents touching it, then draw a card |
, Sacrifice Tuna Sammich: Target creature loses Hungry until end of turn. Then, Defecate 2 (Exile two cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.).It looks and tastes like puke
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Elidocorc is the bane of Crocodiles and Alligators
3/3
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Enchant creature
When Boon of Learning enters the battlefield or whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, scry 3 then draw a card. Enchanted creature gains Flying. |
Flamingo is pink
Flying 1/1
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Whenever a Weird, Child or Idiot enters the battlefield, tap target creature and Cringe deals 1 damage to it
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Flying
Whenever Glitterwing deals combat damage to a player, tap target creature that player controls. 1/1
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(Omens can only be cast after an opponent plays a legendary creature. That creature becomes the Antichrist for the remainder of the game)
Speculate 3 Until end of turn, whenever a card would instruct a player to Trade, instead each of their opponents creates a 2/2 black Evil creature token with First Strike. |
: Sacrifice one eighth of Pepperoni Pizza, draw a card, then gain 2 life if the drawn card was the color of a pizza topping you have eaten in the past 24 hours |
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Target creature becomes Red until end of turn, if it's a Celebrity, it also gets +2/+0 and gains Haste until end of turn
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neat! snaps camera
1/1
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: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
Flying
, Tweet: Draw a card1/1
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Microphone
(common, foil)
Urbanization
(rare)
Tuna Sammich
(uncommon)
Elidocorc
(uncommon)
Boon of Learning
(uncommon)
Flamingo
(common)
Chewed Leaf
(common)
Cringe
(common)
Glitterwing
(common)
Bad Omen
(common)
Pepperoni Pizza
(common)
Mad Nomad
(common)
Esketit
(common)
Neat Newt
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
Twitterbyrd
(token)

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, Sacrifice Tuna Sammich: Target creature loses Hungry until end of turn. Then, Defecate 2 (Exile two cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.).
, Tweet: Draw a card