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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Enchantment
All your creatures are turtles :D
 U 
Instant
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod is red
All your Fatsos get +3/+0 and lose Defender until end of turn
When Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod resolves, put it at the bottom of it's owner
 U 
Enchantment
Player's may not take extra turns
{x}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Permanents, spells and cards you control's converted mana cost is equal to their converted mana cost minus X
 C 
Creature – Imp Idiot
{t}: Add {u}
{2}{u}, {t}: Create a Book token
the imps of the yuyusian hills are known to be wimpy
0/0.999
 C 
Creature – Human
{7}{u}, {t}: Tap target Faerie with converted mana cost, power and toughness 1 or less.
0/1
 C 
Instant
Put a Stink counter on target Smelly card
Jab
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
You jab any target (a jab is a quick unprepared poke with up to three fingers), then Jab shocks it
 C 
Legendary Creature – Biblefolk
His birth marks the beginning of the Biblical Age
2/2
 C 
Creature – Fyip
Firebreathing, Lifelink
2/2
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Devoid
What a boring guy
2/2
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice New York Cheesecake, gain 16 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $249.99 CAD this game
{1}{2}{3}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Card123: You gain 123 life
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}: Tap target Cat

Basically Arcane Adaption (rare)
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod (uncommon)
Patience (uncommon)
Devalue (uncommon)
Yuyu Imp (common)
Dfnembk Catcher (common)
Stinkify (common)
Jab (common)
Adam of the Biblefolk (common)
common 500 again i guess hecc (common)
Sun Fyip (common)
Derek DeVoid (common)
New York Cheesecake (common)
Card123 (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Yarn (token)