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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Legendary Artifact Creature – Cat Construct
{t}: Create a Buffetdish token
3/3
 U 
Legendary Creature – Germ
The First Creation enters the battlefield with -X Age counters on it.
Protection from things with more Age counters and all players.
{2}: Exile The First Creation and create two Carbon Copies of it (Carbon Copies have the same auras, equipments, counters, levels, etc).
0/2
 U 
Creature – Treefolk
Whenever Sandy Oak blocks a creature, create a 1/1 Sand creature token that you may assign as a blocker, blocking the creature Sandy Oak is blocking.
2/4
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Cast Rowling's App only if you control a Legendary Author creature
Equip Equipment: Pay CAD $9.99
Equipped Equipment has "Equipped creature has "{t}: Add {u}{u}""
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Pink Eye is Pink
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has -1/-1, gains Unattractive, and has Infect
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cow
Trample, Snorting ({g}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
2/2
{w/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Cow Coward
(Cowards cannot block)
Cowardice (Whenever a creature with a higher cost, power, or toughness than this creature enters the battlefield, exile Cowward thrice and lose 100 life.)
0/1
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gains Goldtouch
 C 
Creature – Merfolk Rogue
Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.)
2/1
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)
 C 
Creature – Ouphe Internetian
Defender
Whenever Pixel Ouphe is dealt combat damage, you may put a +1/+1 counter on it (it must survive the damage for the counter to be placed on it)
0/5
 C 
Creature – Bear Elemental
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
2/2
 
 C 
Land
{t}: Add {r} or {g}, Volcano shocks you
 C 
Creature – Human Wizard
Hexproof, Unblockable
1/3
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Rupee: Add {g}. Add {g}{g} instead if you control a Legendary permanent

Garfield, Comic Cat (rare)
The First Creation (uncommon)
Sandy Oak (uncommon)
Rowling's App (uncommon)
Pink Eye (common)
Bull (common)
Cowward (common)
Midas Touch (common)
Deep-Sea Treasure-Hunter (common)
Sillyfy (common)
Pixel Ouphe (common)
Water Bear (common)
Volcano (common)
Wynn Lawmage (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Rupee (token)