[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Flying, Super haste
1/1
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Sand-Burrow Scorpion cannot be countered
, : Sand-Burrow Scorpion deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If that permanent dies this way, Sand-Burrow Scorpion gains Shroud until the start of your next turn.2/1
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Destroy all red creatures
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Swiper, He who Swipes is Orange
: Steal target card from an opponent's hand and put it into yours
, Say "Swiper no swiping!": Put a Destruction counter on Swiper, only opponents may activate this ability, and only once per turn
If there are three or more Destruction counters on Swiper, sacrifice it and lose 2 life 2/3
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Target player does The Cinammon Challenge (they fill a tablespoon with Cinammon, and swallow it)
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, Sacrifice Red Mana Potion: Target creature you control gets +X/+0 where X is that creature's converted mana cost |
All creatures with nudity in their art have +1/+1
The picture was removed.
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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has base power and toughness 1/1 and gains Shroud. When Purify Soul leaves the battlefield, create enchanted creature's Soulform (To create a creature's Soulform, create a token that is a copy of that creature except it's a white Spirit in addition to it's other colors and types.). |
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Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)
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Vigilance, Defender
: Porcupine pings a creature it's blocking2/1
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Create a card, then put it into your hand
Storm JUST KEEP CLICKING NEW CARD, IDEAS WILL COME TO YOU!!
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Equip
Unequip
Equipped creature has +2/+0 and First Strike |
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Whenever Roodawlf attacks, sacrifice him unless you say "Hurr durr i has a tomato nose hurr durr" in an annoying voice
A retarded deer who was abandoned in the cold, Santa Claus rescued him and gave him an internship as the sleigh's fumesucker. He is given nothing but healthcare to treat his stupidity
1/1
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Defender
3/2
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: Add , then you gain 1 life |
: Gain 2 life, gain 4 life instead if you've consumed sugar today |
Hummingbyrd
(common, foil)
Sand-Burrow Scorpion
(rare)
Apathy
(uncommon)
Swiper, He who Swipes
(uncommon)
Cinammon Challenge
(uncommon)
Red Mana Potion
(common)
Pen15 Logo
(common)
Purify Soul
(common)
Sillytize
(common)
Porcupine
(common)
Add Frenzy
(common)
Sword with Daddy Issues
(common)
Roodawlf
(common)
Knight of the Fort
(common)
Wheatfarm
(basic)
Cake
(token)



: Sand-Burrow Scorpion deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If that permanent dies this way, Sand-Burrow Scorpion gains Shroud until the start of your next turn.


, Say "Swiper no swiping!": Put a Destruction counter on Swiper, only opponents may activate this ability, and only once per turn
