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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Unemployee
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
0/1
 
Storage Wars
{5}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Enchantment
When Storage Wars enters the battlefield, create X Shipping Containers, where X is thrice the number of players
{r}{r}: Target player fights another player, if they win, they may discard a card, if they do, they draw a card
Ass Hole
{b/g}{b/g}
 
 U 
Instant
Destroy target Land, if you do, you may tap any number of Donkeys
Illuminate the Heart (redone srsly)
{x}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Illuminate the Heart (redone srsly) deals X damage to target creature. If a blue creature is targeted this way, it's controller discards a card at random from their hand.
Corn Maze
{3}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food Structure
Idiot and Plant Habitat
You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure.
Tap a Plant inhabiting this structure: Add {g}{g}{g}. Activate this ability only once per turn.
Add Frenzy
{3}{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a card, then put it into your hand
Storm
JUST KEEP CLICKING NEW CARD, IDEAS WILL COME TO YOU!!
Dragonballer
Z
 
 C 
Creature – Anime-Protagonist
You may have any number of cards named Dragonballer in your deck
{t}: Combine Dragonballer with another card named Dragonballer, put a Fusion counter on Dragonballer
When there are 9001 or more Fusion counters on Dragonballer you win the game and all opponents binge watch each episode of target Anime
Weeb
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
{6}{t}: You may play an Anime Protagonist card from your hand
1/1
Token Black
 
 C 
Legendary Token Creature – Human
As long as you control Token Black you cannot be racist
0/1
Spank
{w/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Spank pings target Child
Draw a card
Tardiness
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment
All spells you cast resolve one minute after you cast them
Wynn Lawmage
{1}{w}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Wizard
Hexproof, Unblockable
1/3
Leaked Nudes
{4}
 
 C 
Enchantment Artifact
Whenever a creature spell is cast, take a picture of your naked body and post it on Facebook
Lily Vester has still been silent about the release of these shocking, and somewhat arousing images
Microjumble
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Change target character in target creature's name
Draw a card
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Vodka
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Vodka, gain 4 life, then put a poison counter on yourself

Unemployee (common, foil)
Storage Wars (rare)
Ass Hole (uncommon)
Illuminate the Heart (redone srsly) (uncommon)
Corn Maze (uncommon)
Add Frenzy (common)
Dragonballer (common)
Weeb (common)
Token Black (common)
Spank (common)
Tardiness (common)
Wynn Lawmage (common)
Leaked Nudes (common)
Microjumble (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Vodka (token)