[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
: Creatures you control get +0.25/+0.25 until end of turn0.25/0.25
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: Sacrifice Candy Apple, gain 3 life, untap a child you control, activate this ability only if you have eaten sugar this turn |
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
: Choose a card on Kicker's Box and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Kicker's Box for at least one turn.)
Cards that have been stored on Kicker's Box have "Kicker " and "When this object's effects resolves, if it was kicked, draw a card" |
Return target creature from exile to the battlefield tapped.
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Flying, Lifelink
2/2
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, Sacrifice Louse: Draw a card1/1
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Equip creature
Equipped creature has " ![]() : Destroy target insect with Flying" |
Flying
1/1
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Cast Eep only when a creature you control takes damage.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.) |
Haste, Vigilance
2/2
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All spells and abilities that target creature's you control, target Nick Naomi instead
![]() : Change Nick Naomi's name
Whenever an opponent mispronounces Nick Naomi's name, you may counter target spell, if you do, draw a card 1/2
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Whenever you lose life, draw a card
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You lose the game
Always putting other people ahead of yourself, you are loved
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Whenever Roodawlf attacks, sacrifice him unless you say "Hurr durr i has a tomato nose hurr durr" in an annoying voice
A retarded deer who was abandoned in the cold, Santa Claus rescued him and gave him an internship as the sleigh's fumesucker. He is given nothing but healthcare to treat his stupidity
1/1
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: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
, Pay 1 life: Target player loses 1 life0/2
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Lil Pump
(rare)
Candy Apple
(uncommon)
Kicker's Box
(uncommon)
Pardon
(uncommon)
Love Dove
(common)
Louse
(common)
Fly Swatter
(common)
Space Chimp
(common)
Eep
(common)
Clone Trooper
(common)
Nick Naomi
(common)
Self Harm
(common)
You are a good person
(common)
Roodawlf
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
Monsterella
(token)


: Creatures you control get +0.25/+0.25 until end of turn
