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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Cereal
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Cereal, target Fatso has +1/+1, and is unblockable until end of turn
 
Muffin
{r/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Muffin, target Fatso has +1/+0, and has Haste until end of turn
Winnie the Pooh, Honey Taxmaster
{5}{g}{g}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Bear Lord
{w/g}: Gain 8 life if you control a Food
The cruel dictator of the Farms in the Middle Ages
3/5
Tug O' War
{2}{r/u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
You and target player have a Tug o' War, whoever wins draws a card
Pierce Armor
{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Kicker – {r}
Pierce Armor deals 1 damage to target creature, it cannot block this turn. If Pierce Armor was kicked, that creature loses all abilities until your next turn.
Pardon
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Return target creature from exile to the battlefield tapped.
Error 404: Magic Card not Found
{4}{0}{4}
 
 C 
Instant
Exile target artifact, colorless, Robot, Internetian, Spam or Troll permanent
Yolk Yokel
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Egg Farmer
{t}: Create a 0/1 white and green Egg creature token with Defender
1/1
Vanilla Guy
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
1/1
Level Up!
{u/g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature levels up
Twisted Paperclip
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
Dragon Egg
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Dragon Child Egg
Dragon Egg cannot attack or block
Whenever there are two or more age counters on Dragon Egg, transform it
0/1
Basic Dragon
 
 C 
Creature – Dragon
Flying, Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn), Haste
4/3
Lava Spitter
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Lizard
{r}, Sacrifice Lava Spitter: It deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
2/1
Laughing Gas
{g}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Sacrifice Laughing Gas, target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat), put an Infect counter on that creature's controller
Nitslave
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Create a Yarn token
{2}{b}: Sacrifice Nitslave and two Yarn tokens, you may play an Equipment from your hand onto the battlefield
1/2
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Dream
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}: Have a thought, if it was a good thought, gain 2 life, if it was a bad though, lose 2 life
{t}: Sacrifice Dream, draw a card for each 5 hours you slept last night

Cereal // Muffin (common, foil)
Winnie the Pooh, Honey Taxmaster (rare)
Tug O' War (uncommon)
Pierce Armor (uncommon)
Pardon (uncommon)
Error 404: Magic Card not Found (common)
Yolk Yokel (common)
Vanilla Guy (common)
Level Up! (common)
Twisted Paperclip (common)
Dragon Egg (common)
Lava Spitter (common)
Laughing Gas (common)
Nitslave (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Dream (token)