[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Cardlist | Visual spoiler | Export | Booster | Comments | Search | Recent activity
Mechanics | Shiftrrs | Mechanics 2.0 | Set symbol | Grey Mana | Yellow Cards in this Set | Sins & Virtues | Basic Animal Groups | junk | verbosity gone wrong | Finishing Move Series | my shitpost | high quality shitpost 2
Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Coal Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Coal Curd dies add {b}
0/0.01
 
Ambersteel Axe
{4}
 
 R 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {5}
Equipped creature has "{r}, {t}: This creature deals 5 damage to any target"
Inactivity
{0}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Urge
{4}: Put an idea counter on Inactivity, activate this ability only once per turn
{t}: Exile Inactivity, then draw a card for each Idea counter exiled this way
I really miss you guys (especially you Vitenka), Im just out of ideas D:

please dont forget meeeee
Candy Apple
{2}{r/g}
 
 U 
Artifact – Delectable
{t}: Sacrifice Candy Apple, gain 3 life, untap a child you control, activate this ability only if you have eaten sugar this turn
Nitpicker
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Ape
{r}, {t}: Nitpicker deals damage equal to it's power to target Insect creature. When that creature dies this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Nitpicker.
2/2
Boned Fish
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/2
Sand Block
{r}{b/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Block
(Sand Block can be Smelted)
{e}, {t}: Drop Sand Block from a height of at least one foot. Then, attach it to all creatures it touches.
Every 0.5 seconds, this Block deals 0.5 damage to all creatures it is attached to.
Glass Block
 
 C 
Artifact – Block
{t}, Sacrifice Glass Block: It deals 6 damage to target player, and they get a Poison counter
Kiss
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Kiss target player, you both gain 2 life
Kys
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Swear at target player, you both lose 2 life
Sword with Daddy Issues
{1}{b}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Unequip {4}
Equipped creature has +2/+0 and First Strike
Pine Tree
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Squirrel Habitat
{1}{g}, {t}: Target creature inhabiting this structure gets +3/+3 this turn.
{5}{g}, {t}, Sacrifice Pine Tree: Create four 0/2 green Plant creature tokens with Defender.
Basic Bacon
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Basic Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Basic Bacon: Gain 100 life
Evil
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Evil sacrifice a Simpson creature, target opponent loses 10 life, and discards their hand
Volcano
 
 C 
Land
{t}: Add {r} or {g}, Volcano shocks you
Rarity curve is hard
 
 C 
 
Just sayin'
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Junk
 T 
Token Artifact – Junk

Coal Curd (common, foil)
Ambersteel Axe (rare)
Inactivity (uncommon)
Candy Apple (uncommon)
Nitpicker (uncommon)
Boned Fish (common)
Sand Block (common)
Kiss // Kys (common)
Sword with Daddy Issues (common)
Pine Tree (common)
Basic Bacon (common)
Evil (common)
Volcano (common)
Rarity curve is hard (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Junk (token)