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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Legendary Creature – Plant
Annoying Orange is Orange

{t}: Make an annoying noise, put a 1/1 Plant token creature with Defender onto the battlefield
2/2
 U 
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep target player kisses you, they may pay {2} to counter that ability
Big Spoon
{3}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep you kiss target player, they may pay {3} to counter that ability, and slap you
 U 
Enchantment
Your swears cannot be countered
Whenever you swear, you may spit on target creature, if you do, destroy it, then throw it out. It cannot be recycled
 U 
Sorcery
Destroy all artifacts. Create those many 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens.
 C 
Creature – Idiot
Protection from Zombies
1/1
 C 
Instant
Put a Destruction counter on target Structure you don't control
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature gains, "{c}{c}: Attach this creature with an equipment, all counters provided by the equipment are doubled"
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Hopeful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
You gain 3 life and untap target creature you control with converted mana cost 3 or less
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Crab
Crab is Red
{1}: Crab has +1/+0 until end of turn
0/1
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying, Lifelink
1/2
 C 
Creature – Hound Idiot
Trample
{u}: Tap target creature, it becomes blue until end of turn
2/2
 C 
Instant
Change target character in target creature's name
Draw a card
{g/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Put an Infect counter on target player
 C 
Creature – Snake
3/3
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice one twelfth of Bread, gain 2 life or draw a card
{g}{g}: Target Plains you control becomes a Wheatfarm

Annoying Orange (rare)
Little Spoon // Big Spoon (uncommon)
Curse Fluency (uncommon)
A storm is coming to take my internet (uncommon)
Brainless (common)
Griefing (common)
Gucci Handbag (common)
Hopeful Dream (common)
Crab (common)
Wandering Soul (common)
Slobbermutt (common)
Microjumble (common)
Bumfart (common)
Slithering Ekam (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Bread (token)