[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
: Put an idea counter on Inactivity, activate this ability only once per turn
: Exile Inactivity, then draw a card for each Idea counter exiled this wayI really miss you guys (especially you Vitenka), Im just out of ideas D:
please dont forget meeeee |
: Add ![]() and give Black Market's controller $5.00 CAD, only opponents may activate this ability |
Equip creature
Equipped creature is a Yoyomaster in addition to it's other types and gains " : Yo-Yo pings target creature, then return that creature to it's owners hand" |
Destroy target creature that attacked this turn
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Devoid
: Destroy all other permanents |
![]() : Sacrifice Fudge Pop, gain 2 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn |
Counter target blue spell or destroy target blue creature.
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Pray, if you feel happy, gain 2 life
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Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature has three hundred sixty five or more Age counters on it, it's controller gains 1 life. Then, sacrifice Birthday |
Enchant white or blue creature
Enchanted creature leaves the battlefield, and enters the Jury Bench Whenever a black spell resolves, player's may vote to give the spell's controller a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem, then remove all creatures from the Jury Bench |
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Equip
Equipped creature is the target of all spells and abilities |
Whenever a creature spell is cast, take a picture of your naked body and post it on Facebook
Lily Vester has still been silent about the release of these shocking, and somewhat arousing images
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: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
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, Pay 1 life: Target player loses 1 life0/2
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Inactivity
(uncommon, foil)
Black Market
(rare)
Yo-Yo
(uncommon)
Guilty Verdict
(uncommon)
Voidhole
(uncommon)
Fudge Pop
(common)
Illuminate the Heart
(common)
Prayer
(common)
Drop of Pee
(common)
Birthday
(common)
Jury Duty
(common)
Minitaur
(common)
Bull's Eye
(common)
Leaked Nudes
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Monsterella
(token)
: Put an idea counter on Inactivity, activate this ability only once per turn
: Exile Inactivity, then draw a card for each Idea counter exiled this way


