[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.

Steam Engine R Artifact – Engine Steam Engine is Historic : Add	Flow Jammer U Instant Counter target spell unless it's controller pays , where X is the number of untapped lands they control.	Hippocricket U Creature – Hippo Insect Trample, Flying 2/4	Whispers of Unintelligible Expenses U Instant Until end of turn, spells cost more to cast, and whenever a player casts a spell they lose that much life. As Davriel wandered through the ruins of an ancient hellish world, he saw the chattering head of a mad god spouting out a foretelling of upcoming anguish.
Red Apple C Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Red Apple, gain 2 life , tap two Red creatures you control, sacrifice Red Apple: Gain 4 life and create a red Plant token Green Apple C Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Green Apple, gain 2 life , tap two Green creatures you control:, sacrifice Green Apple: Gain 4 life, and create a green Plant token	Censor Bar C Instant Cast Censor Bar only when opponent swears Choose one: -Physically harm opponent -Draw a card	Dopple Ganger C Creature – Clone Warrior You may have up to six cards in your deck named Dopple Ganger : Search your library for another card named Dopple Ganger, Dopple Ganger becomes another target creature of your choice until end of turn 2/1	Joyous Pun C Instant Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.)
Life Up! C Instant Life Up!'s mana cost may be payed only with W, R or G Gain 8 life If you control a Internetian, gain 12 life instead	Flooper's Pig C Creature – Boar Floop: Add 1/1	Volatile Hitmyran C Creature – Hitmyran : +2/+0 until end of turn 3/2	4K doesnt make a bad thing good C Accept that graphics aren't the only factor to whether something is quality
Junkrat C Creature – Rat You may pay an additional when you cast this spell, if you do, it gains Deathtouch. When Junkrat enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target creature. If that creature dies this way, search your library for a Junk and put it on top of your library. 2/1	Spoon (The Utility) C Artifact – Equipment : Draw a card, and then eat a spoonful of anything an opponent gives you in the next thirty seconds, if you're spoon is empty, or you don't swallow, discard a card	Draconic Dragon LIF POIN B Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect Cast this spell only if you could. Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three : Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench. -1/2500	Cigar T Token Artifact Cigar is Red, Black and Green Smoke – , Sacrifice Cigar, Pretend to smoke for 7.75 seconds: Put two -0/-1 counters on target creature and put a Guilt counter on each of it's Parent creatures. If sixteen or more -0/-1 counters are put on a creature this way, it has ": This creature's controller gains CAD $999.99"