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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Berry Minefield
 
 R 
Land
Berry Minefield enters the battlefield tapped
{t}: Add {w} or {r}
{w}{r}: Sacrifice two Foods with converted mana cost 2 or less, then choose one:
-Berry Minefield bolts any number of targets
-You gain 2 life for each Red and White creature
Golden Golem
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Golem
Royal (Golden Golem is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
3/3
Boon of Learning
{1}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Boon of Learning enters the battlefield or whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, scry 3 then draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Flying.
Waiting
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Player's may not take extra turns
Eve of the Biblefolk
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Biblefolk
The first Feminazi
2/2
Hellcat
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Cat
Haste
Whenever Hellcat attacks, sacrifice it and it deals 1 damage to you.
3/1
Fisherman
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming)
1/1
Derek DeVoid
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Devoid
What a boring guy
2/2
Selfharmer
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
At the beginning of each end step, if you lost life this turn, draw a card
0/1
Wall Nut
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Wall
Defender
{t}, Sacrifice Wall Nut: You gain 2 life
0/2
Catfish
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cat Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/1
Ramen
{y}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Ramen, gain 2 life, then discard 2 cards, activate this ability only if you are in college
College sucks...
Hopeful Dream
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Hopeful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
You gain 3 life and untap target creature you control with converted mana cost 3 or less
Mint
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{u}{t}, Sacrifice Mint: Remove all -1/-1 counters from target creature
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Wanted Iguana
 T 
Token Creature – Lizard
Desertwalk
4/4

Berry Minefield (rare)
Golden Golem (uncommon)
Boon of Learning (uncommon)
Waiting (uncommon)
Eve of the Biblefolk (common)
Hellcat (common)
Fisherman (common)
Derek DeVoid (common)
Selfharmer (common)
Wall Nut (common)
Catfish (common)
Ramen (common)
Hopeful Dream (common)
Mint (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Wanted Iguana (token)