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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Munkii
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Ape
WTF
2/3
 
Looting
AAA
 
 R 
Enchantment
Enchant Equipment
Enchanted Equipment gains "Whenever the creature this Equipment equips kills another creature, it's controller may gain life equal to the killed creature's converted mana cost"
Monkey in the Middle
{2}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
{2}: Create a 1/1 black Ape creature token with "{2}: this creature comes under your control, any player may activate this ability"
This card IS number six hundred and nine... [lennyface]
Amphibian's Pad
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Artifact
{1}{u}: Target Frog gets +1/+2 and gains Flying this turn.
Drucaquerunami
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Drucaquerunami
Islandwalk
Lands are Islands
Drucaquerunami gets +1/+1 for each Island
1/1
Clone Trooper
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Clone Soldier
Haste, Vigilance
2/2
Red Bandana
{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is Red in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from red, and gets +1/+0 for each Red creature in play

Red creatures have protection from the equipped creature
Flamingo
{r}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flamingo is pink
Flying
1/1
Web
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact
Web is White
As an additional cost to cast Web, tap an untapped Spider you control
Spider habitat
{2}{g}: Target Insect inhabits Web until end of turn. At the end of turn, flip a coin. If you win, destroy that creature and you gain 3 life
Soul Ak
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Pokemon Ak Spirit
Vigilance
1/2
Gold Bar
{y}A
 
 C 
Artifact
Gold Bar is Gold

{0}: Target player gives you $45.00 CAD, if they do, sacrifice Gold Bar, this may not be countered or prevented
Cereal
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Cereal, target Fatso has +1/+1, and is unblockable until end of turn
Muffin
{r/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Muffin, target Fatso has +1/+0, and has Haste until end of turn
Fireckzian
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Horror
2/2
Wormhole
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Destroy target non-Insect, non-Plant, non-Spider permanent
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Blue Jellyfish Jam
 T 
Token Artifact – Food Delectable
Sacrifice Blue Jellyfish Jam: Heal target creature. If a Plant creature is healed this way, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Munkii (common, foil)
Looting (rare)
Monkey in the Middle (uncommon)
Amphibian's Pad (uncommon)
Drucaquerunami (uncommon)
Clone Trooper (common)
Red Bandana (common)
Flamingo (common)
Web (common)
Soul Ak (common)
Gold Bar (common)
Cereal // Muffin (common)
Fireckzian (common)
Wormhole (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Blue Jellyfish Jam (token)