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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Creature – Swaglord
When Spooderman enters the battlefield destroy all Faggots

All your Swaglords have +4/+4, have Reach, and are spiders in addition to their other types
69/69
 U 
Creature – Human Cleric
When Bad Doctor enters the battlefield, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Exile it at the end of turn.
1/3
{1}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Yeti Jedi
Flash
When Yedi enters the battlefield exile target creature. Until end of turn, spells you cast cost {x} less to cast where X is the exiled creatures converted mana cost.
2/2
 U 
Enchantment
Rogues you control have +1/+1 for each four cards you own that are exiled
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Wedding Ring is Pink
Equip {2}
At the beginning of your upkeep, equipped creature breeds with another target creature you control
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Boar {1}
Equipped Boar has "{t}: Add one mana of any color"
 C 
Legendary Creature – Elk Idiot
Whenever Roodawlf attacks, sacrifice him unless you say "Hurr durr i has a tomato nose hurr durr" in an annoying voice
A retarded deer who was abandoned in the cold, Santa Claus rescued him and gave him an internship as the sleigh's fumesucker. He is given nothing but healthcare to treat his stupidity
1/1
 C 
Creature – Rabbit Beast
Super haste, Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Rapid Rabbit up to two inches.)
2/1
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
Hexproof
{u}: Target Land becomes an Island until end of turn
1/2
 C 
Sorcery
Tap target Orc you control, you may put a swamp from your hand onto the battlefield tapped
 C 
Creature – Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/2
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is Red in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from red, and gets +1/+0 for each Red creature in play

Red creatures have protection from the equipped creature
 C 
Instant
Exile target creature
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
0.5/0.5
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Beef Jerky, gain 1 life

Spooderman (rare)
Bad Doctor (uncommon)
Yedi (uncommon)
Rogueism (uncommon)
Wedding Ring (common)
Boar Ring (common)
Roodawlf (common)
Rapid Rabbit (common)
Water Elemelon (common)
get outta me swamp! (common)
Boned Fish (common)
Red Bandana (common)
Banishment (common)
Midget (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Beef Jerky (token)