[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Make something
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Multikicker –
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When Zola enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on it for each time it was kicked. Then, destroy up to those many creatures plus one. ![]() : Lifelink until end of turn.
![]() : Drain 1.
![]() ![]() , : Each opponent sacrifices a number of creatures they control equal to Zola's power. Create those many 0/4 yellow Statue Food artifact creature tokens with Defender and " , , Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life."4/4
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As long as you control a Nomad, red spells cannot be cast
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Reveal the top card of a pile of cards from an upcoming product, if that card is a functional reprint of another card from a released product, you may put it into your hand. Otherwise, put it on the bottom of the pile
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When ABCDEFGHIKLMN enters the battlefield, if you didn't cast both ends you lose the game
When you cast ABCDEFGHIKLMN, if you cast both ends you win the game 13/13
When OPQRSTUVWXYZ enters the battlefield, if you didn't cast both ends you lose the game
When you cast OPQRSTUVWXYZ, if you cast both ends you win the game 13/13
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Target creature gains Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) for the next X turns, where X is your deck size
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![]() : Transform Raw EggSacrifice Cooked Egg: Gain 2 life
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Gold Bar is Gold
: Target player gives you $45.00 CAD, if they do, sacrifice Gold Bar, this may not be countered or prevented |
Destroy target black permanent or counter target black spell.
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Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/2
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: Sacrifice New York Cheesecake, gain 16 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $249.99 CAD this game |
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Target creature becomes Red until end of turn, if it's a Celebrity, it also gets +2/+0 and gains Haste until end of turn
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When Szechuan Sauce enters the battlefield, watch an episode of Rick and Morty, if you understand it, make a reddit post about it
: Sacrifice Szechuan Sauce, choose one:
-Gain 2 life -Target opponent gives you $2.00 CAD |
: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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Pop, Sacrifice Balloon: Balloon pings target Child or Idiot
Crew Wizard As long as Balloon is a creature, it's toughness is equal to any amount of the number of artifacts you sacrificed as it resolved, it's power is equal to the rest */*
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Make
(common, foil)
Zola, Cheesy Gorgon
(rare)
No Mad
(uncommon)
Spoiler
(uncommon)
ABCDEFGHIKLMN // OPQRSTUVWXYZ
(uncommon)
Swim
(common)
.txt File
(common)
Raw Egg
(common)
Gold Bar
(common)
Illuminate the Soul
(common)
Boned Fish
(common)
New York Cheesecake
(common)
Esketit
(common)
Szechuan Sauce
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Balloon
(token)




: Lifelink until end of turn.



: Each opponent sacrifices a number of creatures they control equal to Zola's power. Create those many 0/4 yellow Statue Food artifact creature tokens with Defender and "
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: Target player gives you $45.00 CAD, if they do, sacrifice Gold Bar, this may not be countered or prevented