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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Creature – Human Mercenary
Desertwalk
When this creature enters the battlefield, fetch a Desert under any players control.
{3}{w}{b}{r}, {t}: This creature deals damage equal to it's power multiplied by the number of Equipments attached to it to target token named Wanted Iguana. Put CAD$500.00 on this card. If the token died, put CAD$2000.00 on this card instead.
4/3
 U 
Creature – Human Genius Astronaut
Spaceflight (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Spaceflight or by Astronauts)
Whenever another Astronaut you control is tapped, you may draw a card for each Genius you control
2/2
 U 
Creature – Jellyfish
When Tugowar Manowar enters the battlefield, have a Tug o War against any number of opponents, if you win, bounce a creature each player you beat controls
BZZZZT
2/2
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant target permanent
Enchanted permanent's abilities may only be activated if their controller is older than 18
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a Book token
Imprint
{1}
 
 C 
Instant
Imprint
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Meow, tap a Cat you control

Target opponent gives you a card, return it at the end of the match
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
Haste
Life is too short to not have fun
2/1
 C 
Instant
As Get Rekt is cast, any player may pay {2} to counter it

Target player gets Rekt
 C 
Legendary LOL – LOL
Tell a joke, if nobody laughs, you lose the game
CAST ME FER TEH LAWLZ
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, if it is a double-faced card, transform it
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Citizen
{t}: Pacify an untapped creature an opponent controls unless they pay {2}. When they do, create a Treasure token.
{3}, {t}: Transform Beggar
Spare some change? Spare some change?
1/1
Bagger
 
 C 
Creature – Human Worker
At the beginning of each turn, put a -1/-1 counter on Bagger and untap it.
{t}: Store target artifact Food onto another artifact with Storage and a higher converted mana cost.
At the end of each turn, add {w}{w}.
I feel 0% better and I just wanna go back to the street...
1/2
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Combine two Artifacts
{2}{t}, Sacrifice Glue: Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn and becomes a Druggy in addition to it's other types until end of the game
 C 
Creature – Boar
Floop: Add {g}
1/1
 C 
Sorcery
Choose one:
-Destroy target Historic permanent
-Counter target Historic spell
-Exile target Historic card
-Target card is not Historic this turn
-Target card with converted mana cost 100 or less is not Historic for the remainder of the game
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
 T 
Token Enchantment Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Idea: Put a card you created into play.

Western Bounty Hunter (rare)
Amazing Astronaut (uncommon)
Tugowar Manowar (uncommon)
Restricted (uncommon)
Print // Imprint (common)
Meow (common)
Passionate Aetherborn (common)
Get Rekt (common)
Do it for the LOLS (common)
Evolve (common)
Beggar (common)
Glue (common)
Flooper's Pig (common)
Erase from History (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Idea (token)