[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Tap X untapped Students you control: You may change up to X target words
1/1
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Gotcha – Whenever a word is said that is not Gotcha, you may say Gotcha, if you do, draw a card
Welcome back to episode 273 of the Magic The Gathering Show, here with me today is Mark Rosewater!
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![]() : Destroy a creature with less than four age counters on it |
All equipped creatures gain +1/+0 for each equipment attached to them, they also gain Reach
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Equip Child
Equipped child is a Scout in addition to it's other types and gets +1/+2 and gains Basic Landwalk |
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature becomes white, loses all other colors, cannot become other colors and cannot lose the color white |
Trample
3/3
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Spider Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1 and gain lifelink. ![]() : Freeze target Insect.
![]() : Destroys all Insects. You gain 2 life for each creature that dies this way. |
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Move any number of counters of any types from target permanent to another target permanent.
The future may have pregnant males
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Deathtouch, Lifelink, Deathlink, Lifetouch
2/2
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![]() : Stoner pings any target
![]() : Create a PoisonVial token1/1
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It's power and toughness is lopsided, it is filthily made in it's mana cost, and it is an Orc instead of an Ogre!
This common un-swag is lame! 5/8
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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is black in addition to it's other colors |
Haste, Trample, Vigilance
5/1
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Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.-1/2500
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: Sacrifice Cookie, gain 1 life, gain 5 life instead if you ate a cookie less than three minutes before activating this ability |
Language Teacher
(rare)
Talk Show
(uncommon)
Oldfashionedism
(uncommon)
Snipery
(uncommon)
Scout Badge
(common)
Endoctrinate
(common)
Nayasaur
(common)
Silk Web
(common)
Allograft
(common)
Sad Clown
(common)
Stoner
(common)
Off-Brand Shrek
(common)
Black Aura
(common)
Feminazi
(common)
Draconic Dragon
(basic)
Cookie
(token)






: Stoner pings any target




POIN
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.