[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Cumulative Upkeep –
Red spells cost more to cast and red creatures cannot attack unless their controller pays for each creature attacking this way. |
Cast Fartnite only during night, and only after a player farts
That player must constantly fart for the remainder of the night, if they stop, you may do anything to them, "legally" |
4/4
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Skulk
Whenever Murk Lurker deals combat damage to a player, they mill four cards. 1/4
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Royal (Bald Eagle is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
Flying 3/3
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2/3
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2/1
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Target creature gains Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) for the next X turns, where X is your deck size
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Child Habitat
You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure. Cook PoisonVial – ![]() (![]() : Create a PoisonVial token)
, Sacrifice a creature inhabiting Witch's Oven: You gain 6 life. |
: Sacrifice Red Apple, gain 2 life
![]() ![]() , tap two Red creatures you control, sacrifice Red Apple: Gain 4 life and create a red Plant token : Sacrifice Green Apple, gain 2 life
![]() ![]() , tap two Green creatures you control:, sacrifice Green Apple: Gain 4 life, and create a green Plant token |
: Add , activate this ability only once each turn2/2
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Equip creature you don't own
You control equipped creature : Equippee gets +2/+0 or +0/+2 until end of turn. |
: Say a haiku, if all players like it, you may Scry 3 |
: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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Temperance
(rare)
Fartnite
(uncommon)
Vanilla Guy with Razors Inside!
(uncommon)
Murk Lurker
(uncommon)
Dust
(common)
Bald Eagle
(common)
Ass Carcass
(common)
et-Sah
(common)
Swim
(common)
Witch's Oven
(common)
Red Apple // Green Apple
(common)
Earth Elemelon
(common)
Leash
(common)
Haiku Page
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Puppetmastery
(token)

more to cast and red creatures cannot attack unless their controller pays 

, Sacrifice a creature inhabiting Witch's Oven: You gain 6 life.
: Equippee gets +2/+0 or +0/+2 until end of turn.