[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. If this targets a Cleric it costs
less to cast and has "You gain that much life" |
Whenever you Defecate, you may put a Block card in your hand with converted mana cost 2 or less onto the battlefield tapped.
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One-Off (Only one of You Only Ask Once (YOAO) may be in any deck, and only one may be played per match)
Target player may reveal their hand. If they don't, you gain 7 life. |
Cast Collegesytle only if you attend College and control a Student
Spells or abilities that would make you pay money are countered Spells or abilities that would make you eat, make you eat Ramen or Kraft Dinner instead |
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Exile target Demon, if it has Hexproof, ignore that ability
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Child Habitat
You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure. Cook PoisonVial – ![]() (![]() : Create a PoisonVial token)
, Sacrifice a creature inhabiting Witch's Oven: You gain 6 life. |
![]() : Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by creatures this turn. Put ta +1/+1 counter on all Faeries that had their damage prevented this way.2/2
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Spank pings target Child
Draw a card |
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Equip Child
Equipped child is a Scout in addition to it's other types and gets +1/+2 and gains Basic Landwalk |
Create a 1/1 LmaoAlien token with Hexproof
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Piratesons are Piratesdaughters and Piratesdottirs in addition to their other types
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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature becomes white, loses all other colors, cannot become other colors and cannot lose the color white |
![]() : Transform Raw EggSacrifice Cooked Egg: Gain 2 life
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2/1
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As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life |
, Sacrifice Gift: Choose one:
– Gain 5 life – Draw a card – Untap target permanent |
Protect Belief
(common, foil)
Shitting Bricks
(rare)
You Only Ask Once (YOAO)
(uncommon)
Collegesytle
(uncommon)
Psychedellic Exorcism
(uncommon)
Witch's Oven
(common)
NCN Crafter
(common)
Spank
(common)
Scout Badge
(common)
Lmao
(common)
Antilandlubber's Diversity
(common)
Endoctrinate
(common)
Raw Egg
(common)
et-Sah
(common)
Bay Sick
(basic)
Gift
(token)





, Sacrifice a creature inhabiting Witch's Oven: You gain 6 life.
