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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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{4}{0}{4}
 
 C 
Instant
Exile target artifact, colorless, Robot, Internetian, Spam or Troll permanent
 
Church of JRR
{5}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Legendary Artifact
Tap an untapped nontoken Lizard you control: Create a 1/1 green Lizard creature token.
Tap seven untapped nontoken Lizards you control: Creatures get -1/-1 this turn for each Swamp you control.
Sporeosisaling
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Plant
When Sporeosisaling dies, create two copies of it.
1/1
Gambling on Lives
{2}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Whenever a creature is killed, the player that killed it obtains all the money on it
Let it Go!
{s}
 
 U 
Instant – Urge
As an additional cost to cast Let it Go!, tap target Snow Queen creature you control
Choose one:
-Target player discards a card
-Counter target spell
Cowward
{w/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Cow Coward
(Cowards cannot block)
Cowardice (Whenever a creature with a higher cost, power, or toughness than this creature enters the battlefield, exile Cowward thrice and lose 100 life.)
0/1
Root Shot
{g}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Deal 3 damage to target flying creature.
Cycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Boar Ring
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Boar {1}
Equipped Boar has "{t}: Add one mana of any color"
Illuminate the Soul
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target black permanent or counter target black spell.
Bad Yh
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Yh
Deathtouch
Evil and Evils get -1/-1
The offspring of the Vils, the Yhs killed their fathers and yearn to be the Worstestest
1/1
Munkii
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Ape
WTF
2/3
Kaktuzz
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cactus Swaglord
6/6
Tax
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Tax only when a player casts a spell or activates an ability that target's you or a permanent you control
Target player gives you $X.00 CAD where X is the spell or ability's converted mana cost
White Aura
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is white in addition to it's other colors
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Firearm
 T 
Token Artifact – Equipment
Equip legendary creature {4}
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and gains Reach and Menace

Error 404: Magic Card not Found (common, foil)
Church of JRR (rare)
Sporeosisaling (uncommon)
Gambling on Lives (uncommon)
Let it Go! (uncommon)
Cowward (common)
Root Shot (common)
Boar Ring (common)
Illuminate the Soul (common)
Bad Yh (common)
Munkii (common)
Kaktuzz (common)
Tax (common)
White Aura (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Firearm (token)