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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Sweet
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant permanent
Enchanted permanent is white, may not attack or block, is an Angel in addition to it's other types, and has "{t}: Eat something with sugar, gain 1 life"
 
Miller's Mill
{1}{g}{g}
 
 R 
Artifact
{1}{g}, {t}: Draw a card.
{1}{g}: Untap Miller's Mill.
Whenever Miller's Mill becomes untapped, mill a card.
Cat Royale
{2}{w}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Cat Lord
Royal (Cat Royale is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, they must pet Cat Royale for three minutes, if they do not, Cat Royale destroys them
2/4
Wildlife Crossing
{2}{w}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Pay {g}{g} or {w}{w}: Move target non-Human, Animal Creature onto target opponent's side of the battlefield
Thot Patrol
{2}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Exile each Female Thot creature with toughness 4 or greater
Celery Cerberus
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant Hound
Trample, Haste
4/4
Hood
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equip Rogue {0}
Equipped creature has Shroud and Shadow.
Wink
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Whenever a player would Laugh this turn, you may wink instead.
Peaceful Aetherborn
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
When Peaceful Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each land you control.
I understand my place in this world, I am fine knowing I will arrive, experience, and pass; The world will heed me as nothing more, naturally.
2/2
I, Eye
{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery – Self-Realization
You become a 1/1 blue Eye creature token with Flying, Curiosity (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.) and Protection from Everything until end of turn.
Leaked Nudes
{4}
 
 C 
Enchantment Artifact
Whenever a creature spell is cast, take a picture of your naked body and post it on Facebook
Lily Vester has still been silent about the release of these shocking, and somewhat arousing images
Horrific Dream
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Horrific Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Each player discards a card and loses 2 life.
Flamingo
{r}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flamingo is pink
Flying
1/1
Self Deprecator
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Unattractive
{t}: Self Deprecator puts a -1/-1 counter on itself, you may discard a card
2/3
Pinja
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Starfish Ninja
When Pinja enters the battlefield it deals X damage to any target where X is the amount of colors spent to cast it, X may not be more than 8. This damage cannot be countered or prevented, this loss of life cannot be countered or prevented
2/1
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Cigar
 T 
Token Artifact
Cigar is Red, Black and Green
Smoke – {t}, Sacrifice Cigar, Pretend to smoke for 7.75 seconds: Put two -0/-1 counters on target creature and put a Guilt counter on each of it's Parent creatures. If sixteen or more -0/-1 counters are put on a creature this way, it has "{t}: This creature's controller gains CAD $999.99"

Sweet (common, foil)
Miller's Mill (rare)
Cat Royale (uncommon)
Wildlife Crossing (uncommon)
Thot Patrol (uncommon)
Celery Cerberus (common)
Hood // Wink (common)
Peaceful Aetherborn (common)
I, Eye (common)
Leaked Nudes (common)
Horrific Dream (common)
Flamingo (common)
Self Deprecator (common)
Pinja (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Cigar (token)