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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Combo
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Multikicker {r}
Combo pings any target, then pings any target an additional time for each time Combo was kicked
 
One Punch Man
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Anime-Protagonist Swaglord
(One Punch Man transforms from Aang the Last Airbender (The Avatar))
{t}: One Punch Man deals damage equal to it's power to target attacking creature and you gain that much life.
Whenever One Punch Man has nine or more Age counters on it, transform it.
(One Punch Man transforms into Mr. Clean)
∞/20
ABCDEFGHIKLMN
{13}
 
 U 
Instant
When ABCDEFGHIKLMN enters the battlefield, if you didn't cast both ends you lose the game
When you cast ABCDEFGHIKLMN, if you cast both ends you win the game
13/13
OPQRSTUVWXYZ
{13}
 
 U 
Instant
When OPQRSTUVWXYZ enters the battlefield, if you didn't cast both ends you lose the game
When you cast OPQRSTUVWXYZ, if you cast both ends you win the game
13/13
Djinnsect
{2}{u}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Djinn Insect
Defender, Flying
Whenever Djinnsect blocks a creature, return it to it's owners hand with a Weird counter on it. These counters do not get removed as zones change.
{t}, Remove a Weird counter from Djinnsect: Counter target creature spell.
2/4
Knife
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Cut all parts of target card in half, gain 2 life for each piece of the card

When Knife's abilities are activated on the same card more than thrice, sacrifice it, and lose 2 life
Huge Man
{2}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Giant
Trample, Reach
4/4
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE!
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target counterspell
"Counter that."
"Heh good thing im splashing blue"
"Do we even want to play this game?"
"I think it's like Golf."
Kiss
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Kiss target player, you both gain 2 life
Kys
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Swear at target player, you both lose 2 life
Bear Feet
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature cannot attack or block as long as Lands are in play
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists
{s}
 
 C 
Basic Creature – Evil
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists gets +1/+0 for each totally unique creature we share
Whenever a non-nice creature enters the cuddlefield, return me to Mommy's tummy and put a Victim counter on me
0/0
Pinkhole
{r/w}{r/w}{r/w}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target land or creature
Wetten
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target artifact or creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors until end of turn. Tap that artifact or creature, if an artifact is tapped this way, it does not untap during it's controllers next untap step
Draw a card
OCDManiac
{3}{w}{u}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
When OCDManiac enters the battlefield choose a number
If you don't have a number of cards in your hand equal to the chosen number, sacrifice OCDManiac and do three tics
1/1
French Fry
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
You can have any number of French Fry in your deck
{t}: Sacrifice French Fry and all cards with the same name, gain X life where X is the number of cards named French Fry you control, do this once for each card named French Fry you control
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Thing
 T 
Token Creature – Thing
Gravecone (When this dies, create a 9/9 copy of it. When that dies, create an 8/8 copy of it. Et cetera.)
10/10

Combo (common, foil)
One Punch Man (rare)
ABCDEFGHIKLMN // OPQRSTUVWXYZ (uncommon)
Djinnsect (uncommon)
Knife (uncommon)
Huge Man (common)
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE! (common)
Kiss // Kys (common)
Bear Feet (common)
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists (common)
Pinkhole (common)
Wetten (common)
OCDManiac (common)
French Fry (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Thing (token)