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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Artifact – File
{100}{1}{t}: Create fifty 1/1 Wizard creature tokens with Prowess and a 0.5/0.5 Wiz creature token with "Whenever you cast a nonland permanent spell with Flash, this token gets +0.5/+0.5 until end of minute"
 U 
Enchantment
At any time you may switch a card you control with a card you don't, if you are caught, sacrifice Switcharoo Game and lose 5 life
 U 
Creature – Human Wizard
You may cast instant and sorcery spells with converted mana cost 1 or less as though they had a converted mana cost of 0. Whenever you do, you may gain 1 life.
1/3
 U 
Enchantment – Curse
Enchant player
Enchanted player's cards are blue in addition to their other colors
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice one eighth of Pepperoni Pizza, draw a card, then gain 2 life if the drawn card was the color of a pizza topping you have eaten in the past 24 hours
 C 
Instant
Strive – {b}

Sacrifice a creature, target opponent loses 2 life, then you gain 2 life
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Heal Potion: Target creature you control's toughness becomes X, where X is that creature's base toughness
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
Kek
{w}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.)
Create a Spam token.
{u/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Open a booster pack, you may put a card from among it into your hand, then shuffle the dirty remains
{w/u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
{t}: Gain 2 life, activate this ability only if you control three or more creatures on the Jury Bench
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying
1/2
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Crab
Crab is Red
{1}: Crab has +1/+0 until end of turn
0/1
 C 
Legendary Creature – Biblefolk
His birth marks the beginning of the Biblical Age
2/2
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
 T 
Token Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{t}, Sacrifice Golden Egg: You gain 5 life, then target opponent gives you $5.00 CAD, if they don't, you gain 10 life instead

Wizard Game Code Database (rare)
Switcharoo Game (uncommon)
Cantrip Master (uncommon)
I'm blue da ba dee da ba doo (uncommon)
Pepperoni Pizza (common)
Pupucaca (common)
Heal Potion (common)
Twisted Paperclip (common)
Kek (common)
Boost (common)
Jurymin (common)
Shimmering Soul (common)
Crab (common)
Adam of the Biblefolk (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Golden Egg (token)