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4Kth Caardvaark K    M  Legendary Creature – Aardvaark (K can be paid with one thousand mana of any colors) Trample Whenever 4Kth Caardvaark attacks, you gain 400 life. 4/4	Turtle-Man    U  Creature – Turtle When Turtle-Man enters the battlefield, draw two cards. 3/4	Victorian Strike!    U  Sorcery Exile target permanent with less than six age counters on it	Speed Demon    U  Creature – Demon Whenever a spell you control resolves, if it shares a color with Speed Demon, put a Speed counter on Speed Demon : All your spells gain Storm until end of turn, activate this ability only if there are three or more Speed counters on Speed Demon At the end of every turn, remove all speed counters from Speed Demon 0/1
Bunny Wabbit    C  Creature – Rabbit Jump Boost 5 (: Move Bunny Wabbit up to five inches.) 1/1	Enslave    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchant black Creature Enchanted creature cannot attack or block, and you control it	Tardiness    C  Enchantment All spells you cast resolve one minute after you cast them	Domodino    C  Creature – Domo Dinosaur Trample, Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn) 5/5
Volcano    C  Land : Add or , Volcano shocks you	Dragonballer Z    C  Creature – Anime-Protagonist You may have any number of cards named Dragonballer in your deck : Combine Dragonballer with another card named Dragonballer, put a Fusion counter on Dragonballer When there are 9001 or more Fusion counters on Dragonballer you win the game and all opponents binge watch each episode of target Anime	Hex    C  Instant Target creature becomes a 0/1 green Frog and loses all abilities. It must block if able.	Max Health Potion    C  Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Max Health Potion, your life total becomes 20
Unwelcoming Playgroups    C  Creature – Human Gamer Evils , Tap three untapped Human Gamer Evils you control: Exile target non-white non-male player 5/5	Nightwatch    C  Sorcery Nightwatch costs less to cast if it's Nighttime Look at target players hand.	Grainforest    B  Basic Land : Add and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.	Bruce Willis  T  Token Creature – Human Swaglord 8/8

4Kth Caardvaark (mythic)
Turtle-Man (uncommon)
Victorian Strike! (uncommon)
Speed Demon (uncommon)
Bunny Wabbit (common)
Enslave (common)
Tardiness (common)
Domodino (common)
Volcano (common)
Dragonballer (common)
Hex (common)
Max Health Potion (common)
Unwelcoming Playgroups (common)
Nightwatch (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Bruce Willis (token)