[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Tap seven untapped Workers you control, Sacrifice Crude Oil: Add seven
and you gain seven ![]() |
, Sacrifice Dreadfish: Target player discards their hand and you lose 5 life.Ingesting it brings fear
1/1
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Rowling Sap must always be moving, if Rowling Sap stops moving, sacrifice it
![]() : Destroy all Saprolings in front of Rowling SapIn the forests of Terraforas, trees dislodge their own sappy little babies if they get to heavy, many die falling off nearby cliffs
3/3
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Landwalk
2/2
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: Put a Destruction counter on target green Block0/1
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: Create a Balloon artifact token2/3
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Flying, Lifelink
1/2
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You may have any number of cards named Dragonballer in your deck
: Combine Dragonballer with another card named Dragonballer, put a Fusion counter on Dragonballer
When there are 9001 or more Fusion counters on Dragonballer you win the game and all opponents binge watch each episode of target Anime |
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Protection from Zombies
1/1
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Cast Censor Bar only when opponent swears
Choose one: -Physically harm opponent -Draw a card |
Unattractive
: Self Deprecator puts a -1/-1 counter on itself, you may discard a card2/3
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Quill is White
When Quill enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 1 damage to a Bird you control, if you don't, exile it ![]() , Tap an untapped blue Human you control with converted mana cost 6 or greater: Create one two-hundredth of a Book token |
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You jab any target (a jab is a quick unprepared poke with up to three fingers), then Jab shocks it
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![]() : Sacrifice Bear Paw and target Bear you control, gain 2 life for each gram of sugar you have eaten today |
: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
hurr durr
1/1
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Crude Oil
(rare)
Dreadfish
(uncommon)
Rowling Sap
(uncommon)
Landwalking Dead
(uncommon)
Termite
(common)
Birthday Clown
(common)
Wandering Soul
(common)
Dragonballer
(common)
Brainless
(common)
Censor Bar
(common)
Self Deprecator
(common)
Quill
(common)
Jab
(common)
Bear Paw
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
Idiot
(token)
and you gain seven 
, Sacrifice Dreadfish: Target player discards their hand and you lose 5 life.

: Put a Destruction counter on target green Block