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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Baconan
{1}{r}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Boar Barbarian
Haste, Trample, First Strike
3/1
Respect the Dead
{1}{w/b}{w/b}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura |Kurse|
Enchant graveyard
Cards in enchanted graveyard cannot be targeted and their activated abilities cannot be activated.
Hammerspace
{3}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Put target Equipment you control from outside of the game into your hand. Until end of turn, you may cast that card for free
Ghost Pepper
{r}{g}{b}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food
{1}{r}{g}{b}{t}: Target player eats a Ghost Pepper, create a black Spirit for each sound of pain they make
Catfish
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cat Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/1
Tax
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Tax only when a player casts a spell or activates an ability that target's you or a permanent you control
Target player gives you $X.00 CAD where X is the spell or ability's converted mana cost
Warrior's Pillow
{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +1/+0 and Reach
Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving)
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
You gain control of target thing that you own.
Trustling
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you told a lie that an opponent believed last turn, sacrifice Trustling and add {c}{c}
1/1
Cheesecake
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Cheesecake, gain 1 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $49.99 CAD in the last fifteen seconds
Root Shot
{g}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Deal 3 damage to target flying creature.
Cycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Melon
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Melon, gain 3 life
Tap a creature you control: Transform Melon
Melon Hat
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is an Idiot in addition to it's other types
Gnome Home
{3}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Gnome Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1.
{1}{u/g}, {t}: Create a 0/2 Gnome creature token with Defender and Hexproof.
Doodle
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Draw a picture in fifteen seconds or less, then pick an opponent, if that opponent likes the picture, you may deal 3 damage to them
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Golden Egg
 T 
Token Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{t}, Sacrifice Golden Egg: You gain 5 life, then target opponent gives you $5.00 CAD, if they don't, you gain 10 life instead

Baconan (rare)
Respect the Dead (uncommon)
Hammerspace (uncommon)
Ghost Pepper (uncommon)
Catfish (common)
Tax (common)
Warrior's Pillow (common)
Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving) (common)
Trustling (common)
Cheesecake (common)
Root Shot (common)
Melon (common)
Gnome Home (common)
Doodle (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Golden Egg (token)