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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Gargamel
{5}{b}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Creature – Human Wizard
Flying, Lifelink

Pay 8 Life: Draw 8 Cards
Lord of Darkhill, Smurfton
8/8
Apathy
{1}{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Destroy all red creatures
The Pink Panther
{3}{w}{r}{w/r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Cat
The Pink Panther is Pink.
Jump Boost 3 ({e}: Move The Pink Panther up to three inches.)
{2}{w/r}: Choose one:
– Cats get +1/+1 this turn.
– Pink creatures get +1/+1 this turn.
3/3
Skeentith Thrill Seeker
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Rebel
Whenever Skeentith Thrill Seeker is dealt lethal damage but doesn't die, it becomes the Bane of Parents until end of turn
3/1
Bunnyrat
{b/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit Rat
Flash
A deck can have any number of cards named Bunnyrat
When Bunnyrat enters the battlefield, Ripple 100 (When you cast this spell, you may reveal the top one hundred cards of your library. You may cast any revealed cards with the same name as this spell without paying their mana costs. Put the rest on the bottom of your library.)
Bunnyrat's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures that share a name with it you control.
they breed like... oh fuck.
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Celery Cerberus
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant Hound
Trample, Haste
4/4
Backwoodsman
{3}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Land Creature – Forest Human Farmer
Backwoodsman gets +3/+3 as long as you control a Forest, if that Forest is your southernmost Land, Backwoodsman gets an additional +2/+2
2/2
Sharp
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is Sharp until end of turn
Comment dump
 
 C 
 
Put endless comments on Comment dump
Minitaur
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Minotaur Child
1/1
Char
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Char pings any target, it becomes black until end of turn
Nut
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Target player with a nut allergy becomes Rekt, they must eat a nut, destroy that player
Computer
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Technology
{2}{e}: Google (Search something on https://www.google.com). If you do, draw a card.
Merci
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
You gain 1 life. Then, repeat this process twice.
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
JRR
 T 
Legendary Creature – Human Author
{t}: Create a Book token
{5}{g}{g}: Green creatures and Mythic creatures you control are unblockable and get +X/+X where X is thrice the number of books you control
2/2

Gargamel (mythic)
Apathy (uncommon)
The Pink Panther (uncommon)
Skeentith Thrill Seeker (uncommon)
Bunnyrat (common)
Celery Cerberus (common)
Backwoodsman (common)
Sharp (common)
Comment dump (common)
Minitaur (common)
Char (common)
Nut (common)
Computer (common)
Merci (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
JRR (token)