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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Scanlan Shorthalt
{5}{u}{r}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Gnome Bard
When Scanlan Shorthalt enters the battlefield, choose a card you own outside the game and put it into your hand.
Whenever a legendary creature you control becomes targeted by a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless it's controller pays {4}.
1/2
Poetry
{2}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All Clerics and Shamans you control gain "{t}: Scry 1"
Gore-Marinated Steak
{2}{r/b}
 
 U 
Artifact – Delectable
{2}{t}: Tap an equipment you control, gain 5 life, you may play a red or black card from your hand
Hippocricket
{2}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Hippo Insect
Trample, Flying
2/4
Enslave
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant black Creature
Enchanted creature cannot attack or block, and you control it
White Cloth
{1}{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is white in addition to it's other colors and is a Spirit in addition to it's other types
Clayman of Nam Yalc
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Clayman
2/3
Flooper's Pig
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
Floop: Add {g}
1/1
A La Mode
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed permanent is a white Food in addition to it's other colors and types. It has "{t}, Sacrifice this permanent: You gain 1 life, you gain 2 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn"
Son of a Pirate
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Pirateson
When Son of a Pirate enters the battlefield, target Pirate you control is Son of a Pirate's Parent for as long as Son of a Pirate remains in play
1/1
Ingrown Toenail
{b/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable Equipment
Equip {4}
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
Water Elemelon
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
Hexproof
{u}: Target Land becomes an Island until end of turn
1/2
Riot
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Tap all creatures target player controls, they are attacking and rioting, they gain unblockable until end of turn, sacrifice them at the end step and lose 5 life
Kaktuzz
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cactus Swaglord
6/6
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Moon Pie
 T 
Artifact – Delectable
Pay an half of a {w}: Gain 1 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn

Scanlan Shorthalt (mythic)
Poetry (uncommon)
Gore-Marinated Steak (uncommon)
Hippocricket (uncommon)
Enslave (common)
White Cloth (common)
Clayman of Nam Yalc (common)
Flooper's Pig (common)
A La Mode (common)
Son of a Pirate (common)
Ingrown Toenail (common)
Water Elemelon (common)
Riot (common)
Kaktuzz (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Moon Pie (token)