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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Tarot Card Reading
{x}{3}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Sorcery
Exile the top X cards of your library, then reveal the top card of your library, choose it , then exile it with X time counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep remove a time counter from the chosen card
Whenever there are no time counters on the chosen card, put it onto the battlefield and shoot it with a GLOCK-19 until it bleeds and dies, then flip a coin.
Roll X twenty-sided dice, if you won the flip, you win up to a number of target games equal to the total sum of the dice's rolls. If you lost the flip, you lose that same number of games that your worst enemy must choose while illegally abusing you, which is legal until end of eternity
Hurdur's Amusement
{w}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Sacrifice an Orc you control, another target Orc gains Indestructible until end of turn
Timelapse
{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Skip target player's turn
Sub-Aquatic Inventor
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Merfolk Artificer
Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.), Curiosity (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.)
1/3
Bourgeois
{5}{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Evil Advisor Artificer Author Lord
Whenever money would be put on Bourgeois, triple that amount of money is put on Bourgeois instead
Bourgeois gets +5/+5 for each CAD$0.01 on it
{t}: Put CAD$999.99 on Bourgeois
1/1
Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{r}: Put a Ketchup counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{y}: Put a Mustard counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{g}{g}{g}: Sacrifice Hot Dog: Post-Processing, gain 3 life, gain 7 additional life for each Mustard and Ketchup counter on it beyond the first
Belief in Flight
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Child
Enchanted Child has flying
I BELIEVE I CAN FLY, I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY
Leash
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature you don't own {6}
You control equipped creature
{3}: Equippee gets +2/+0 or +0/+2 until end of turn.
Rubber Ducky
{u/g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Bird Equipment
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Equip Child {0}
{t}: Equipped creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn
0/1
Birthday
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature has three hundred sixty five or more Age counters on it, it's controller gains 1 life. Then, sacrifice Birthday
Cast to Shadow
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes a 0/1 Shadow creature until end of turn, it gains "This creature cannot tap or be the target of spells or abilities"
And with a flick of the wizards hand, i became a shadow
Moo
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Gain 4 life for each Cow creature you control
Red Rag
{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Son of a Pirate
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Pirateson
When Son of a Pirate enters the battlefield, target Pirate you control is Son of a Pirate's Parent for as long as Son of a Pirate remains in play
1/1
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Twitterbyrd
 T 
Token Creature
Flying
{3}, Tweet: Draw a card
1/1

Tarot Card Reading (mythic)
Hurdur's Amusement (uncommon)
Timelapse (uncommon)
Sub-Aquatic Inventor (uncommon)
Bourgeois (common)
Hot Dog: Post-Processing (common)
Belief in Flight (common)
Leash (common)
Rubber Ducky (common)
Birthday (common)
Cast to Shadow (common)
Moo (common)
Red Rag (common)
Son of a Pirate (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Twitterbyrd (token)