[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.

Garfield, Creation of the Internet M Legendary Planeswalker – Garfield +1: Drain 1 to each player for each Food and Delectable you control -2: Target Monster and/or Fatso you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Then, put a number of -1/-1 counters on target creature, where X is that creatures power -10: Z̵̷̲̗̣͋͗͛ͨ̌̾̀͞ä̶̖͇̙͓̞̻͈̯̜̝͓̱͕̰́̂̇ͭ̊͒ͅl͖̳͇̘͎̻̝͋͐ͨ̈̂́͢ͅg͙͙̠̯̞̞͍̺̩̹̱͎̪̘̦̭̎̋͊̌̿͂̾̑͒ͨ̽̐ͨ́͟õͪ̅́ͮ͑ͭ͆͜҉̛͓͖̼̖̩ ̿ͪͩͪ҉̵͉͎̫͓̻̥͇͚͚̰͙͇͇̩͡c̔ͬͩͭͨ̓ͯ̌͒̄̚͏̵̕͟͏͍̜̱͍̯̮̻̭͇͎o̶̡͛͌̈́̈́ͧ̂̎́͏̯͔̲̹̪̻͈͈̺̲̺͈̬͈͙̳̀m̶̷̛͉͉̖̥̤̮̜͉̱̠̬̩̻͍͕̰̯̿̃̽͆͆͂ͨͮ̉ͮͦ͛̚͞e̶̟̗̤̘̮̗͚̻̭̽͂̊̉̒͐́͊̊ͭ̄̅̅͒ͨͣ͑͋̀ͅt̸͈̱͈̩̝͓͚͔̝̣̘̭͚͙̳̹̬̥̭̒ͨ̃͐ͣ͒̾̏̿͛̇͆͋̐ͭ͆̋̌́ĥ̙̘̙͉͕̺͎̜̱͍̭͕͈̙̪͉̻ͮ̑ͨͬͭ͜ "W-what d-did you sick bastards do to my boy?" – Jim Davis 4	Falter of Fate U Sorcery Choose one: – Put target permanent on the top of it's owners library – Search target player's library for a card and put it onto the top of their library, then shuffle.	Kicker's Box U Artifact Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed. : Choose a card on Kicker's Box and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Kicker's Box for at least one turn.) Cards that have been stored on Kicker's Box have "Kicker " and "When this object's effects resolves, if it was kicked, draw a card"	Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod U Instant Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod is red All your Fatsos get +3/+0 and lose Defender until end of turn When Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod resolves, put it at the bottom of it's owner
Old Friend C Creature – Hound (Old Friend transforms from Doggo) When Old Friend enters the battlefield, all Humans you control have +2/+2 until end of turn Our days have passed my friend, they were the best I ever had 2/3	Scout Badge C Artifact – Equipment Badge Equip Child Equipped child is a Scout in addition to it's other types and gets +1/+2 and gains Basic Landwalk	Impatience C Instant Target red or black creature card in your hand gains Super haste	Ingrown Toenail C Artifact – Delectable Equipment Equip Equipped creature gains Lockpick (, : Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
Jalapeno C Artifact – Food : Choose one: -Target player eats a Jalapeno -Jalapeno shocks target tapped creature	Abandon Building C Enchantment – Aura Enchant Structure Enchanted Structure cannot be inhabited (so remove all the inhabitants LOL)	Domodino C Creature – Domo Dinosaur Trample, Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn) 5/5	Sunset C Sorcery It becomes Nighttime.
Tweet C Instant As an additional cost to cast Tweet, pay , , or Create a 1/1 blue Twitterbyrd creature token with Flying and ", Tweet: Draw a card"	Protect Belief C Instant Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. If this targets a Cleric it costs less to cast and has "You gain that much life"	Bay Sick B Basic Instant As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life	Calamari T Artifact – Delectable , Sacrifice Calamari: Gain 3 life

Garfield, Creation of the Internet (mythic)
Falter of Fate (uncommon)
Kicker's Box (uncommon)
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod (uncommon)
Old Friend (common)
Scout Badge (common)
Impatience (common)
Ingrown Toenail (common)
Jalapeno (common)
Abandon Building (common)
Domodino (common)
Sunset (common)
Tweet (common)
Protect Belief (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Calamari (token)