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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Alienware
{7}
 
 R 
Legendary Artifact – Technology
Whenever you cast a spell, create a LMAOAlien creature token, and put X +1/+1 counters divided as you choose among any number of target creatures, where X is the number LMAOAlien tokens you control
Forged my the LMAOAliens, on the planet of lmaoao
Spotlight
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Target player reveals their hand to each player. Until end of turn, all those cards and their text references become white and {w} instead, respectively.
Etch {3}{w}{w} (When this spell resolves, you may pay {3}{w}{w}. If you do it's effects are permanent.)
Knife
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Cut all parts of target card in half, gain 2 life for each piece of the card

When Knife's abilities are activated on the same card more than thrice, sacrifice it, and lose 2 life
Let it Go!
{s}
 
 U 
Instant – Urge
As an additional cost to cast Let it Go!, tap target Snow Queen creature you control
Choose one:
-Target player discards a card
-Counter target spell
Gucci Handbag
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature gains, "{c}{c}: Attach this creature with an equipment, all counters provided by the equipment are doubled"
Workhorse
{2}{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Horse Worker
2/2
Hyun Warrior
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Warrior
Haste, First Strike
2/2
Amoral Aetherborn
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
Deathtouch
I am unsatisfied with my lifespan, so I will use my tools to increase it.
2/2
Pupucaca
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Strive – {b}

Sacrifice a creature, target opponent loses 2 life, then you gain 2 life
Bumfart
{g/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Put an Infect counter on target player
Lord of the Buffets
{5}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fatso Lord
Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
5/8
Yolk Folk
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Egg Farmer Worker
{t}: Create two 0/1 white and green Egg creature tokens with Defender
1/1
common 500 again i guess hecc
 
 C 
 
Bitswirl
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Fish
When Bitswirl enters the battlefield, draw a card.
A tiny microorganism became the first fish
0/1
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Squarepants
 T 
Token Artifact – Equipment
Equip non-Fatso creature with an equal power and toughness {e}
Equipped creature isn't nude

Alienware (rare)
Spotlight (uncommon)
Knife (uncommon)
Let it Go! (uncommon)
Gucci Handbag (common)
Workhorse (common)
Hyun Warrior (common)
Amoral Aetherborn (common)
Pupucaca (common)
Bumfart (common)
Lord of the Buffets (common)
Yolk Folk (common)
common 500 again i guess hecc (common)
Bitswirl (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Squarepants (token)