[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Tony teh Tigger is Orange
Trample King of the Grainforest!
8/8
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Flying
When Acrobatic Gymnast enters the battlefield Gain 3 life for each creature you control with Flying A beautiful and stunning display of human elegance
2/2
Destroy target creature, crease all four corners of it's card, rub it in mud, and marinate it in potato chip grease for two to three weeks
An ugly and shocking display of human cruelty
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Squirrellink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to make those many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens)
1/2
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Haste
Whenever Competitive Eater attacks you may pay if you do, destroy target Food2/1
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Deathtouch, Lifelink, Deathlink, Lifetouch
2/2
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, Tap two Rogues you control: Steal a card from an opponent's hand |
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is red in addition to it's other types |
Ancient Vil is Historic
Ancient Vil enters the battlefield with 999999999999999 Age counters on it In the olden days (b4 big bang) there were Vils who were the first evil creatures, they became Evils when the idea for the internet became possible, right when the big bang wiped out their species
1/1
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Put twenty +1/+1 counters on target creature you control
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Equip creature
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If the former Equip cost was paid, equipped creature is an Advisor. If the latter was paid, equipped creature is a Musician. |
Vigilance
: Björk2/3
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Create a 2/2 blue Fish creature token with Swimming
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Target card becomes another random card until end of turn
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Equipped creature is a Sheep and gets +0/+X where X is the number of Sheep you control.
Yo dude check out this sick new merch, am I good enough now, daddy?
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: Add , then you gain 1 life |
: Cry, Baby has +0/+1 until end of turn0/1
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Tony teh Tigger
(mythic)
Acrobatic Gymnast // The Splits
(uncommon)
Squirrel Girl
(uncommon)
Competitive Eater
(uncommon)
Sad Clown
(common)
Thievery
(common)
Red Aura
(common)
Ancient Vil
(common)
Growth
(common)
Microphone
(common)
Scandinavian Dog
(common)
A Fishy Situation
(common)
Randomize
(common)
Branding of the Sheep
(common)
Wheatfarm
(basic)
Baby
(token)







or 
: Björk