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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Zola, Cheesy Gorgon
{3}{b/g}{b/g}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Gorgon
Multikicker – {1}{g}
When Zola enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on it for each time it was kicked. Then, destroy up to those many creatures plus one.
{2}{w}: Lifelink until end of turn.
{w/b}{w/b}: Drain 1.
{5}{b}{b}, {t}: Each opponent sacrifices a number of creatures they control equal to Zola's power. Create those many 0/4 yellow Statue Food artifact creature tokens with Defender and "{w/g}, {t}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life."
4/4
I wanna Iguana!
{2}{r}
 
 U 
Instant – Urge
Create a 4/4 green Lizard creature token with Desertwalk
Spell Mastery
{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
The next instant or sorcery spell you cast this turn costs {2} less.

Draw a card.
Jediism
{1}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant white or blue creature

Enchanted creature gains "{w}{u}: Be quiet for 6 seconds, for each time you have a non-sexual thought, gain 2 life"
Sithism
{1}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant red or black creature

Enchanted creature gains "{r}{b}: Be loud for 4 seconds, for each time you say something sexual, target player loses 4 life"
Boon of the Clerical
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
If you start with Boon of the Clerical in your opening hand, you may exile it. Your starting life total becomes equal to your starting life total plus 10.
You gain 5 life.
Box
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Box and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Box for at least one turn.)
Wild Soul
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying
2/2
Strawberry Cheesecake
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Strawberry Cheesecake, gain 5 life, activate this ability only if you have lost more than $99.99 CAD this turn
Soul Ak
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Pokemon Ak Spirit
Vigilance
1/2
Bakery
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Chef Habitat
Cook Bread – {1}{g} ({1}{g}: Create a Bread token)
Tap an untapped Chef you control: You gain 2 life.
Nucard
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Nucard
{4}{t}: Imprint
Nucard gains all Evergreen abilities of creatures Imprinted on it
2/2
Poopy Fart
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Sadness
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Embodiement
If you cry while Sadness is in play, sacrifice it, then lose 5 life
aLL mY fRIENDS hATE mE
4/4
Prison Shiv
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature has +4/-2 and is black
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Burger
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Burger, go eat a burger, then continue the game
Im sure your hungry

Zola, Cheesy Gorgon (rare)
I wanna Iguana! (uncommon)
Spell Mastery (uncommon)
Jediism // Sithism (uncommon)
Boon of the Clerical (common)
Box (common)
Wild Soul (common)
Strawberry Cheesecake (common)
Soul Ak (common)
Bakery (common)
Nucard (common)
Poopy Fart (common)
Sadness (common)
Prison Shiv (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Burger (token)