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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Artifact
{1}{g}, {t}: Draw a card.
{1}{g}: Untap Miller's Mill.
Whenever Miller's Mill becomes untapped, mill a card.
 U 
Sorcery
Exile target permanent with less than six age counters on it
{w}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human
1/1
Lana
{w}{g}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human
1/1
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature {4}
Equip Rogue {2}
Equipped creature gets +1/+1, gains First Strike, is a Rogue in addition to it's other types and has "{2}{u}, {t}: Move this creature. When you do, you may remove it from combat"
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains Storage 2
 C 
Creature – Piyf
{s}: +1/+1 until end of turn
{t}: Add {s}{s}{s}{s} to spend only on Snow things
2/2
 C 
Enchantment
Piratesons are Piratesdaughters and Piratesdottirs in addition to their other types
 C 
Legendary Token Creature – Human
As long as you control Token Black you cannot be racist
0/1
 C 
Creature – Domo Mutant
Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
3/2
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Wall
Defender
{t}, Sacrifice Wall Nut: You gain 2 life
0/2
 C 
Instant
Target creature is a Furry in addition to it's other types until end of turn
They are corrupting our children!
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Melon, gain 3 life
Tap a creature you control: Transform Melon
Melon Hat
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is an Idiot in addition to it's other types
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equip to Human creature
Equipped creature has +7/+0
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Trade Magic (You and target opponent each put a Magic card from your hands into the other player's hand.)
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}, Tap another blue artifact, Sacrifice Pill: Flip a coin, if it lands on Heads, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn, if it lands on Tails, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn

Miller's Mill (rare)
Victorian Strike! (uncommon)
Suna // Lana (uncommon)
Grappling Hook (uncommon)
Backpack (common)
Winter Piyf (common)
Antilandlubber's Diversity (common)
Token Black (common)
Firebreathing Domo (common)
Wall Nut (common)
Furrytize (common)
Melon (common)
Diamond Sword (common)
Trade (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Pill (token)