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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Albert Einstein
{3}{u}{u}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Human Genius
{u}: Do a math equation, then draw a card if you were correct
{u}{u}{t}: You and target opponent test each other on 10 math/science questions, they must all be different. Whoever gets the most right, draws four cards
1/1
Skeentith Thrill Seeker
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Rebel
Whenever Skeentith Thrill Seeker is dealt lethal damage but doesn't die, it becomes the Bane of Parents until end of turn
3/1
Color is the New Color
{7}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Any number of target colors are target colors of your choice
Druclarep
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Druclarep
Vigilance
1/3
Meta
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Say something meta or break character, if you do, draw a card
Adipose
{x}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+X and is a Fatso in addition to it's other types. If X is five or more, enchanted creature also gains Trample.
Kaktuzz
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cactus Swaglord
6/6
Hobo's Revenge
{2}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target Gold spell or ability
Riot
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Tap all creatures target player controls, they are attacking and rioting, they gain unblockable until end of turn, sacrifice them at the end step and lose 5 life
Love Dove
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying, Lifelink
2/2
Fork (The Utility)
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Tap target Food you control, gain 2 life or draw a card
{r}{r}{r}{t}: Eat some Food an opponent controls, if they don't get you back until end of turn, draw a card at your end step
Ingrown Toenail
{b/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable Equipment
Equip {4}
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
Tweet
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Tweet, pay {w}, {u}, {r} or {b}
Create a 1/1 blue Twitterbyrd creature token with Flying and "{3}, Tweet: Draw a card"
Missing 420
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Count 420 (Verbally count all integers between 1 and 420 (inclusive). If you do, you gain 420 life. Otherwise, exile Missing 420.).
Throw a card in your hand at target opponent. If you miss, draw a card. Otherwise, you lose the game.
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Emerald
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Emerald: Add {g}

Albert Einstein (rare)
Skeentith Thrill Seeker (uncommon)
Color is the New Color (uncommon)
Druclarep (uncommon)
Meta (common)
Adipose (common)
Kaktuzz (common)
Hobo's Revenge (common)
Riot (common)
Love Dove (common)
Fork (The Utility) (common)
Ingrown Toenail (common)
Tweet (common)
Missing 420 (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Emerald (token)