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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Mint
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{u}{t}, Sacrifice Mint: Remove all -1/-1 counters from target creature
 
Garfield, Hater of Mondays
{4}{r}{y}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Cat Fatso
Garfield, Hater of Mondays is orange
When Garfield enters the battlefield, if it's Monday sacrifice it, then add five mana of any combination of {r} or {y}
Whenever a Cat attacks, if it's not monday, choose one:
-You gain 5 life
-Draw three cards
-Put a Food card from your hand onto the battlefield for free
1/7
Soul Ring
{w}
 
 U 
Artifact
{t}: You may add {w}{w}. If you don't gain 2 life
Witch's Broom
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Female Wizard {2}{b}

Equipped Female Wizard has +2/+1, is black, and has Flying
Pro
{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Internetian
Haste, Prowess
3/3
Domino
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Domino
{t}: Tap another Domino
Stoner
{g/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy Idiot
{g}{t}: Stoner pings any target
{b}{t}: Create a PoisonVial token
1/1
Jab
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
You jab any target (a jab is a quick unprepared poke with up to three fingers), then Jab shocks it
Those Who Hide in Darkness
{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Evils
Deathtouch
Whenever a white spell is cast, sacrifice Those Who Hide in Darkness
They committed their sins in darkness, then someone turned on the lights and they saw all that they had inflicted
10/10
White Aura
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is white in addition to it's other colors
Banishment
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Exile target creature
Old Friend
{1}{w}{w}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
(Old Friend transforms from Doggo)
When Old Friend enters the battlefield, all Humans you control have +2/+2 until end of turn
Our days have passed my friend, they were the best I ever had
2/3
Domo
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Domo
1/1
Do it for the LOLS
LOL
 
 C 
Legendary LOL – LOL
Tell a joke, if nobody laughs, you lose the game
CAST ME FER TEH LAWLZ
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Twitterbyrd
 T 
Token Creature
Flying
{3}, Tweet: Draw a card
1/1

Mint (common, foil)
Garfield, Hater of Mondays (rare)
Soul Ring (uncommon)
Witch's Broom (uncommon)
Pro (uncommon)
Domino (common)
Stoner (common)
Jab (common)
Those Who Hide in Darkness (common)
White Aura (common)
Banishment (common)
Old Friend (common)
Domo (common)
Do it for the LOLS (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Twitterbyrd (token)