[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Creatures cannot become tapped (if an effect would cause them to tap, it does not instead)
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Equip Human
Equip
Equipped Human has "Whenever this creature finishes breeding, gain 3 life" |
![]() , : Return target creature to it's owner's hand. That player may pay and exile it. When they do, return that creature to the battlefield with an additional two +1/+1 counters on it at the beginning of their next upkeep.2/2
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Last Strike, Magnetic (You may have this creature enter the battlefield enchanting target Construct. If you do, enchanted creature has this permanent's text box.)
-1/-1
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, Sacrifice Lava Spitter: It deals 1 damage to target creature or player.2/1
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Trample
oink OINK
4/4
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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is white in addition to it's other colors |
Whenever money would be put on Bourgeois, triple that amount of money is put on Bourgeois instead
Bourgeois gets +5/+5 for each CAD$0.01 on it : Put CAD$999.99 on Bourgeois1/1
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: Do a math equation, then draw a card |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1zBtJhgwBI
1/1
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Counter target spell
"Does this card function as intended?"
"Yesn't" |
Deathlink (Damage dealt by Notak causes it's controller to lose that much life)
1/1
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: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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Indestructible, Trample
4/3
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Chastity
(rare)
Cupid's Arrow
(uncommon)
Coastal Wizard
(uncommon)
Pooperbot
(uncommon)
common 500 again i guess hecc
(common)
Lava Spitter
(common)
Mega Pig
(common)
Energy Engine
(common)
White Aura
(common)
Bourgeois
(common)
Calculator
(common)
Froggychum, after making a card-dump
(common)
Yesn't
(common)
Notak
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Doty
(token)



: Return target creature to it's owner's hand. That player may pay




Sorcery