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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
{6}{b}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Teenager Mutant Ninja Turtle
Haste, Menace, Trample, Deathtouch, Vigilance
When Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enters the battlefield create three tokens that are copies of it
2/2
Blue is Fun
{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
You win the game. You always do. Narcissist, sadist, asshole.
Oh sorry, did you want this at instant speed, my bad. Really, sorry.
Hellbent Topdecker
{1}{r}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Idiot
Hellbent – Hellbent Topdecker gets +3/+3 and gains Haste
3/3
Impacting Meteor
 
 U 
Land
When Impacting Meteor enters the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to target creature
{t}: Add {c}
Strawberry Applesauce
{3}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Gain 4 life if you control a red Child
Hypocrite
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Donkey
You may activate Gotcha abilities on yourself, though only once per turn
2/2
Black Aura
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is black in addition to it's other colors
Lucky Penny
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Coin
{t}: Put a Luck counter on Lucky Penny
{x}{t}, Remove X Luck counters from Lucky Penny: Add {x}{x}
Bug Spray
{1}{u/g}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice one third of Bug Spray: Target creature gains Protection from Insects until end of turn
Furrytize
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is a Furry in addition to it's other types until end of turn
They are corrupting our children!
Rarity curve is hard
 
 C 
 
Just sayin'
Sett's Skeleton
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Skeleton
1/1
Birthday
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature has three hundred sixty five or more Age counters on it, it's controller gains 1 life. Then, sacrifice Birthday
A Jumpy Frog
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Frog
Jump Boost 1 ({e}: Move A Jumpy Frog up to one inches.)
"You askin' me why I'm so jumpy? Hell, there might be a witch around! I ain't turning into no prince again!"
0/1
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Trinket
 T 
Legendary Token Creature – Bear
Trample, Indestructible
4/3

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (mythic)
Blue is Fun (uncommon)
Hellbent Topdecker (uncommon)
Impacting Meteor (uncommon)
Strawberry Applesauce (common)
Hypocrite (common)
Black Aura (common)
Lucky Penny (common)
Bug Spray (common)
Furrytize (common)
Rarity curve is hard (common)
Sett's Skeleton (common)
Birthday (common)
A Jumpy Frog (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Trinket (token)