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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Watermark Rosewatermark
{u}{u}{u}{r}{g}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Human Gamer
Watermark Rosewatermark has every Watermark.
{t}: Create a card with a watermark, put it into your hand.
2/100
Traffic Jam
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Traffic Jam: You gain X life, where X is the number of Vehicles you control.
Megaphone
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip lib {0}
Equipped lib has "{t}: Tap target creature without a victim counter on it."
Druccaol
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Druccaol
Deathtouch
3/1
Cancerous Magic Player
{6}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Child
When Cancerous Magic Player enters the battlefield, choose one:
– For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Rabiah block.
– For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Mercadia block.
– Crease target card an opponent owns.
– Unsleeve all cards in target opponent's deck
– The next blue spell you cast this turn costs {0} instead
1/1
Kickboxer
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fighter
Kicker {r}
When Kickboxer enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, it gets +1/+1 and gains Haste until end of turn
1/1
Bleck
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
!
{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 as long as it's attacking.
He exclaimed something in the midst of the battle, they were his last words, and they were lost to the noise.
Vegetal Bepis
{u}{b}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food Unspeakable
Cast Vegetal Bepis only if you are going to kill yourself after it is sacrificed

Pay two of the following: {u}, {b}, or {g}: Sacrifice Vegetal Bepis, gain 2 life, lose the game, then kill yourself
Draamaa
{1}{b}{r}
 
 C 
Tribal Sorcery – Teenager
As an additional cost to cast Draamaa, be dramatic for attention
Two target Teenagers get -2/-2 until end of turn and two target Teenagers get +2/+2 until end of turn. You may make two teenager breed, if you do, you may sacrifice the Baby token to put a -1/-1 counter on each Female Parent, if you don't, discard your hand
Hex
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes a 0/1 green Frog and loses all abilities. It must block if able.
Aquamarine Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Aquamarine Curd dies add {u}
0/0.01
Creepy Pasta
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Horror Construct
You may have any number of cards named Creepy Pasta in your deck
Creepy Pasta has +1/+1 for each black Food, Horror, or Construct you control
{b}{t}: Discard two cards, activate this ability once every turn or sacrifice all cards named Creepy Pasta from libraries, graveyards, and the battlefield
1/1
Lock
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip permanent {1}
Equipped permanent gains Protection from everything except Rogues and Raiders
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Suicide Bomber
 T 
Token Creature – Human Soldier
{0}: Sacrifice Suicide Bomber, it shocks target creature or Structure
2/3

Watermark Rosewatermark (rare)
Traffic Jam (uncommon)
Megaphone (uncommon)
Druccaol (uncommon)
Cancerous Magic Player (common)
Kickboxer (common)
Bleck (common)
! (common)
Vegetal Bepis (common)
Draamaa (common)
Hex (common)
Aquamarine Curd (common)
Creepy Pasta (common)
Lock (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Suicide Bomber (token)