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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
{2}{w}{b}
 
 R 
Creature – Human Advisor
Royal (Elitist is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
{t}: Tap target creature with less than $10.00 CAD on it, Elitist deal's X damage to it's controller, then you gain X life, where X is it's converted mana cost
1/4
 U 
Creature – Germ
When Weathered Speck dies, return it to your hand at the end of turn.
1/2
 U 
Enchantment
All your creatures gain Hungry 2 until end of turn
 U 
Creature – Piyf
Piyfs and Fyips get +X/+X where X is your life total
9/9
 C 
Creature – Human
Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming)
1/1
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Vivoon
Flying, Flash
patent pending, pls no steal (the name)
3/2
 C 
Creature – Spider
Reach
1/3
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
Haste
1/1
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equip Rogue {0}
Equipped creature has Shroud and Shadow.
Wink
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Whenever a player would Laugh this turn, you may wink instead.
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Embodiement
If you cry while Sadness is in play, sacrifice it, then lose 5 life
aLL mY fRIENDS hATE mE
4/4
 C 
Artifact – Food
You can have any number of French Fry in your deck
{t}: Sacrifice French Fry and all cards with the same name, gain X life where X is the number of cards named French Fry you control, do this once for each card named French Fry you control
{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
Brain is Pink
{t}: Scry 10, then draw three cards
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Cast Bedtime only if the sun is setting

{0}: Create a Dream token, activate this ability only if you are sleeping, and only if it has been 15 minutes since last being activated

When the sun rises, sacrifice Bedtime
 C 
Instant
Counter target white spell or destroy target white creature
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Ruby: Add {r}

Elitist (rare)
Weathered Speck (uncommon)
Waiting for dinner (uncommon)
Autumn Piyf (uncommon)
Fisherman (common)
Vivoon (common)
Long Legs (common)
First Guy (common)
Hood // Wink (common)
Sadness (common)
French Fry (common)
Brain (common)
Bedtime (common)
Illuminate the Appetite (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Ruby (token)