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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Andomshit Myr
{?}
 
 M 
Artifact Creature – Myr
(What should {?} be payed with?)
Other cards you control from My Random Shit get +?/+? and gain "{t}: Add {?}" (how much are those?)
0/1
Traffic Jam
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Traffic Jam: You gain X life, where X is the number of Vehicles you control.
Fish (the Verb)
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Tap target blue creature.

Until end of turn, it becomes 0/1, loses all abilities except that it gains Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming).
Snipery
{1}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All equipped creatures gain +1/+0 for each equipment attached to them, they also gain Reach
Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{r}: Put a Ketchup counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{y}: Put a Mustard counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{g}{g}{g}: Sacrifice Hot Dog: Post-Processing, gain 3 life, gain 7 additional life for each Mustard and Ketchup counter on it beyond the first
Surge Protector
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip blue artifact
Equipped permanent has Protection from red instants.
Silk Web
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Spider Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1 and gain lifelink.
{1}{u}: Freeze target Insect.
{1}{b}: Destroys all Insects. You gain 2 life for each creature that dies this way.
Lmao
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a 1/1 LmaoAlien token with Hexproof
Broke College Student
{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Student
Pay {x} where X is 159 minus your IQ: Scry 100 then draw a card
Spells or abilities that would make you pay money are countered
Spells or abilities that would make you eat, make you eat Ramen or Kraft Dinner instead
1/1
Boosterbot
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct
Magnetic (You may have this creature enter the battlefield enchanting target Construct. If you do, enchanted creature has this permanent's text box.)
2/2
Illuminate the Soul
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target black permanent or counter target black spell.
Hummingbyrd
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying, Super haste
1/1
First Guy
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
Haste
1/1
Zombee
{b}{y}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie Insect
Flying
2/1
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Sapphire
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Sapphire: Add {u}

Andomshit Myr (mythic)
Traffic Jam (uncommon)
Fish (the Verb) (uncommon)
Snipery (uncommon)
Hot Dog: Post-Processing (common)
Surge Protector (common)
Silk Web (common)
Lmao (common)
Broke College Student (common)
Boosterbot (common)
Illuminate the Soul (common)
Hummingbyrd (common)
First Guy (common)
Zombee (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Sapphire (token)