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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Queen of Hearts
{5}{r/w}{r/w}{r/w}
 
 M 
Creature – Human Lord
Royal (Queen of Hearts is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
When Queen of Hearts enters the battlefield, you may choose to make it pink for the remainder of the game
All creatures gain "{r/w}: Breed this creature with another target creature that shares a type or color with it" and "{t}: Tap all creatures breeding with this creature, create three Baby tokens for each creature tapped this way, then gain 3 life for each Baby token you control, activate this ability only once per game"
Old and wise, and long since peacefully-passed
Norsery
{w}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Child Habitat
{w}: Put a Healing counter on target creature.
{b}: Put a Cruelty counter on target creature.
{r}: Put a Barbaric counter on target creature.
Whenever a creature inhabiting this structure is removed from it, you gain 8 life for each Healing counter on it, target player loses 6 life for each Cruelty counter on it, and Norsery deals 4 damage to any target for each Barbaric counter on it.
Kit Hoarder
{2}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Artificer
When Kit Hoarder enters the battlefield, and at the beginning of your upkeep, Kit Hoarder gains a subtype of your choice, put a Hoarding counter on it
{3}{w}{w}{w}{b}{b}{b}: Exile Kit Hoarder, Kit Hoarder deal's 9 damage to each creature that shares a type with Kit Hoarder that you don't control, and gain 9 life for each creature that shares a type with Kit Hoarder that you control
Whenever there are seven or more Hoarding counters on Kit Hoarder or it has Nine or more subtypes, sacrifice it, then lose 5 life and sacrifice a creature
1/4
Psychedellic Exorcism
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Instant
Exile target Demon, if it has Hexproof, ignore that ability
Redhead
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Haste
2/1
Wormhole
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Destroy target non-Insect, non-Plant, non-Spider permanent
Lord of the Buffets
{5}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fatso Lord
Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
5/8
Brain
{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
Brain is Pink
{t}: Scry 10, then draw three cards
Dust
{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Trustling
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you told a lie that an opponent believed last turn, sacrifice Trustling and add {c}{c}
1/1
Do it for the LOLS
LOL
 
 C 
Legendary LOL – LOL
Tell a joke, if nobody laughs, you lose the game
CAST ME FER TEH LAWLZ
Ebb
{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Kicker {2}{u}
Move target Island up to two centimeters. If Ebb was kicked, you may move it up to one meter instead. When you do, any permanents it touched are returned to their owners hands.
Fireckzian
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Horror
2/2
Farmer
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
{t}: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender
2/2
Pharmacist
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Cleric
{t}: Create a colorless Prescription artifact token
2/2
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Puppetmastery
 T 
Emblem

Queen of Hearts (mythic)
Norsery (uncommon)
Kit Hoarder (uncommon)
Psychedellic Exorcism (uncommon)
Redhead (common)
Wormhole (common)
Lord of the Buffets (common)
Brain (common)
Dust (common)
Trustling (common)
Do it for the LOLS (common)
Ebb (common)
Fireckzian (common)
Farmer // Pharmacist (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Puppetmastery (token)