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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Winged Falconeer
{w}{u}{u}
 
 R 
Creature – Human Artificer
Flying
Other creatures you control with Flying get +1/+1 and whenever one or more of them deal combat damage to a player, that player cannot cast more than one spell during their next turn.
3/4
Kayception
K
 
 U 
Enchantment
K may be payed with {1}, then copying target spell or ability
{t}: Put a Kay counter on Kayception
{w}{w}{w}, Remove three Kay counters from Kayception: Destroy all Black creatures, then return them to the battlefield, they are Zombie Slaves in addition to their other types
If Kayception has more than three Kay counters on it, you lose the game
El Megataur
{b}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Minotaur Lord
Haste
5/3
Pickaxe
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {e}
{t}: Destroy target Block.
Backwoodsman
{3}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Land Creature – Forest Human Farmer
Backwoodsman gets +3/+3 as long as you control a Forest, if that Forest is your southernmost Land, Backwoodsman gets an additional +2/+2
2/2
Spank
{w/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Spank pings target Child
Draw a card
Witch's Oven
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Child Habitat
You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure.
Cook PoisonVial – {1}{b} ({1}{b}: Create a PoisonVial token)
{t}, Sacrifice a creature inhabiting Witch's Oven: You gain 6 life.
Luminous Aetherborn
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
When Luminous Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life.
I am here to be honored and to protect in return, I am a gift from the Aether above us.
2/2
Silver Sliver
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Sliver Construct
Slivers you control have "{t}: Add {c}"
1/2
Web
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact
Web is White
As an additional cost to cast Web, tap an untapped Spider you control
Spider habitat
{2}{g}: Target Insect inhabits Web until end of turn. At the end of turn, flip a coin. If you win, destroy that creature and you gain 3 life
Pinja
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Starfish Ninja
When Pinja enters the battlefield it deals X damage to any target where X is the amount of colors spent to cast it, X may not be more than 8. This damage cannot be countered or prevented, this loss of life cannot be countered or prevented
2/1
High Schooler
{12}{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Evil Human Teenager Student Idiot
{t}: Scry 13
13/13
Sadness
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Embodiement
If you cry while Sadness is in play, sacrifice it, then lose 5 life
aLL mY fRIENDS hATE mE
4/4
Gnome Home
{3}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Gnome Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1.
{1}{u/g}, {t}: Create a 0/2 Gnome creature token with Defender and Hexproof.
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
LmaoAlien
 T 
Token Creature – Alien
Hexproof
1/1

Winged Falconeer (rare)
Kayception (uncommon)
El Megataur (uncommon)
Pickaxe (uncommon)
Backwoodsman (common)
Spank (common)
Witch's Oven (common)
Luminous Aetherborn (common)
Silver Sliver (common)
Web (common)
Pinja (common)
High Schooler (common)
Sadness (common)
Gnome Home (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
LmaoAlien (token)