[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Prison Aquarium    R  Artifact Blue creatures get -1/-1 Fish cannot attack Creatures lose Diving, Swimming and Fishing and cannot gain them.	Djinnsect    U  Creature – Djinn Insect Defender, Flying Whenever Djinnsect blocks a creature, return it to it's owners hand with a Weird counter on it. These counters do not get removed as zones change. , Remove a Weird counter from Djinnsect: Counter target creature spell. 2/4	Curse Fluency    U  Enchantment Your swears cannot be countered Whenever you swear, you may spit on target creature, if you do, destroy it, then throw it out. It cannot be recycled	Unwilling Bodyguard    U  Creature – Zombie Soldier Spectacle (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.) All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to Unwilling Bodyguard instead. Whenever Unwilling Bodyguard is dealt damage or dies, target player discards a card. 2/4
Szechuan Sauce    C  Artifact – Food When Szechuan Sauce enters the battlefield, watch an episode of Rick and Morty, if you understand it, make a reddit post about it : Sacrifice Szechuan Sauce, choose one: -Gain 2 life -Target opponent gives you $2.00 CAD	Hax!    C  Instant – Urge Cast Hax! only if you are playing multiplayer Minecraft Report target non-hacking player	Pink Eye    C  Enchantment – Aura Pink Eye is Pink Enchant creature Enchanted creature has -1/-1, gains Unattractive, and has Infect	Bork    C  Instant Target creature has +1/+0 until end of turn The Bork is too stronk with dis one
Deja Vu    C  Instant Copy target spell	Missing 420    C  Instant Count 420 (Verbally count all integers between 1 and 420 (inclusive). If you do, you gain 420 life. Otherwise, exile Missing 420.). Throw a card in your hand at target opponent. If you miss, draw a card. Otherwise, you lose the game.	Trustling    C  Artifact Creature – Construct At the beginning of your upkeep, if you told a lie that an opponent believed last turn, sacrifice Trustling and add 1/1	Kerv Beest    C  Creature – Beast X is equal to your current turn minus one Kerv Beest's power and toughness are both equal to your current turn. */*
Orgganism    C  Creature – Orgg Germ Orgganism cannot be blocked except by six or more creatures 1/1 Orgganized    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchant library When Orgganized enters the battlefield, remove all Orgg artifact cards from enchanted library, shuffle it, then put those cards back on top.	Illuminate the Mind (redone srsly)    C  Instant Counter target spell. If a green spell was countered this way, tap target land it's controller controls.	Ten Year Old Funnyboi    B  Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child : Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn "RANDOM = FUNNY" says He 0/1	Suicide Bomber  T  Token Creature – Human Soldier : Sacrifice Suicide Bomber, it shocks target creature or Structure 2/3

Prison Aquarium (rare)
Djinnsect (uncommon)
Curse Fluency (uncommon)
Unwilling Bodyguard (uncommon)
Szechuan Sauce (common)
Hax! (common)
Pink Eye (common)
Bork (common)
Deja Vu (common)
Missing 420 (common)
Trustling (common)
Kerv Beest (common)
Orgganism // Orgganized (common)
Illuminate the Mind (redone srsly) (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Suicide Bomber (token)