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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Dreary Vortex
 
 R 
Land
Dreary Vortex enters the battlefield tapped unless you exile the top half of your library, rounded up.
{t}: Add {u} or {b}
{2}, {t}: Return target land card that was put there this turn to the battlefield tapped.
{4}, {t}, Sacrifice Dreary Vortex: Return target nonland card from your graveyard to your hand
Sporeosisaling
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Plant
When Sporeosisaling dies, create two copies of it.
1/1
Boon of Learning
{1}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Boon of Learning enters the battlefield or whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, scry 3 then draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Flying.
Turtle-Man
{4}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Turtle
When Turtle-Man enters the battlefield, draw two cards.
3/4
Griefing
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Put a Destruction counter on target Structure you don't control
Couch Potato
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Zombie Fatso
Defender
{t}: Remove {e} from target player.
2/5
Navy War
{3}{u}{u}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Choose one:
-All Vehicles you control gain Swimming, Fishing and Reach until end of turn
-Any number of target Vehicles you control, fight any number of target creatures you don't control
Create
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Create something
First Guy
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
Haste
1/1
Domino
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Domino
{t}: Tap another Domino
Dat Boi
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Frog Swaglord
o shit waddup
2/3
Banishment
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Exile target creature
Sun Fyip
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Fyip
Firebreathing, Lifelink
2/2
Bumfart
{g/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Put an Infect counter on target player
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Subscriber
 T 
Token Creature – Human Internetian
Like or Dislike? That is the question.
1/1

Dreary Vortex (rare)
Sporeosisaling (uncommon)
Boon of Learning (uncommon)
Turtle-Man (uncommon)
Griefing (common)
Couch Potato (common)
Navy War (common)
Create (common)
First Guy (common)
Domino (common)
Dat Boi (common)
Banishment (common)
Sun Fyip (common)
Bumfart (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Subscriber (token)