[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Gargamel    M  Creature – Human Wizard Flying, Lifelink Pay 8 Life: Draw 8 Cards Lord of Darkhill, Smurfton 8/8	Boneless Fish    U  Creature – Fish Flying, Defender Agility was a new ability 1/3	Restricted Exploitation    U  Enchantment Players cannot play more than one land in a turn, even if another effect allows them to. "If the Ancient Egyptians had done this, their land on the Nile would not have suffered from desertification" - EpicHistorian420	Health Freaking {    U  Instant Gain 2 life for each green Food you control, then smell something gross
Energy Engine    C  Artifact – Engine :	Doodle    C  Instant Draw a picture in fifteen seconds or less, then pick an opponent, if that opponent likes the picture, you may deal 3 damage to them	Rule 63    C  Creature – Embodiement Males are females and lose male type and females are males and lose female type 6/3	Life Up!    C  Instant Life Up!'s mana cost may be payed only with W, R or G Gain 8 life If you control a Internetian, gain 12 life instead
Jurymin    C  Creature – Human : Gain 2 life, activate this ability only if you control three or more creatures on the Jury Bench	Deja Vu    C  Instant Copy target spell	Landlubber    C  Creature – Elf Druid Gain 100 life: Create any number of Lands Landlubber is the Bane of Pirates 1/1	Lmao    C  Instant Create a 1/1 LmaoAlien token with Hexproof
Catfish    C  Creature – Cat Fish Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) 1/1	Nitslave    C  Creature – Human Slave : Create a Yarn token : Sacrifice Nitslave and two Yarn tokens, you may play an Equipment from your hand onto the battlefield 1/2	Wheatfarm    B  Basic Land : Add , then you gain 1 life	Gift  T  Token Artifact , Sacrifice Gift: Choose one: – Gain 5 life – Draw a card – Untap target permanent

Gargamel (mythic)
Boneless Fish (uncommon)
Restricted Exploitation (uncommon)
Health Freaking (uncommon)
Energy Engine (common)
Doodle (common)
Rule 63 (common)
Life Up! (common)
Jurymin (common)
Deja Vu (common)
Landlubber (common)
Lmao (common)
Catfish (common)
Nitslave (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Gift (token)