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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Instant
Change each letter of each permanent's name
Draw three cards
 U 
Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Traffic Jam: You gain X life, where X is the number of Vehicles you control.
 U 
Creature – Dirb
Flying
Bonk: Two permanents reproduce
0/1
 U 
Creature – Fish
{2}, Sacrifice Dreadfish: Target player discards their hand and you lose 5 life.
Ingesting it brings fear
1/1
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Draw a picture in fifteen seconds or less, then pick an opponent, if that opponent likes the picture, you may deal 3 damage to them
 C 
Artifact – Plant
{g}{g}{g}{t}: Sacrifice Pinecone, create two copies of Pinecone except they are tokens
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +1/+0 and Reach
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Blissful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Each player may untap up to three lands they control.
 C 
Instant
Tap target Artifact Creature Vehicle with Flying
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip blue artifact
Equipped permanent has Protection from red instants.
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying
{u}, {t}: Scry 1.
1/2
 C 
Creature – Braniac Citizen
3/3
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Hopeful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
You gain 3 life and untap target creature you control with converted mana cost 3 or less
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
 T 
Token Artifact – Equipment
Equip legendary creature {4}
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and gains Reach and Menace

Megajumble (rare)
Traffic Jam (uncommon)
Lovely Dirb (uncommon)
Dreadfish (uncommon)
Doodle (common)
Pinecone (common)
Warrior's Pillow (common)
Blissful Dream (common)
Turbulence (common)
Surge Protector (common)
Skywise Flapper (common)
Iacian Brainiac (common)
Soot (common)
Hopeful Dream (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Firearm (token)