[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Blue creatures get -1/-1
Fish cannot attack Creatures lose Diving, Swimming and Fishing and cannot gain them. |
Defender, Flying
Whenever Djinnsect blocks a creature, return it to it's owners hand with a Weird counter on it. These counters do not get removed as zones change. , Remove a Weird counter from Djinnsect: Counter target creature spell.2/4
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Your swears cannot be countered
Whenever you swear, you may spit on target creature, if you do, destroy it, then throw it out. It cannot be recycled |
Spectacle
![]() (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.)
All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to Unwilling Bodyguard instead. Whenever Unwilling Bodyguard is dealt damage or dies, target player discards a card. 2/4
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When Szechuan Sauce enters the battlefield, watch an episode of Rick and Morty, if you understand it, make a reddit post about it
: Sacrifice Szechuan Sauce, choose one:
-Gain 2 life -Target opponent gives you $2.00 CAD |
Cast Hax! only if you are playing multiplayer Minecraft
Report target non-hacking player |
Pink Eye is Pink
Enchant creature Enchanted creature has -1/-1, gains Unattractive, and has Infect |
Target creature has +1/+0 until end of turn
The Bork is too stronk with dis one
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Copy target spell
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Count 420 (Verbally count all integers between 1 and 420 (inclusive). If you do, you gain 420 life. Otherwise, exile Missing 420.).
Throw a card in your hand at target opponent. If you miss, draw a card. Otherwise, you lose the game. |
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you told a lie that an opponent believed last turn, sacrifice Trustling and add
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X is equal to your current turn minus one
Kerv Beest's power and toughness are both equal to your current turn. */*
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Orgganism cannot be blocked except by six or more creatures
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Enchant library
When Orgganized enters the battlefield, remove all Orgg artifact cards from enchanted library, shuffle it, then put those cards back on top. |
Counter target spell. If a green spell was countered this way, tap target land it's controller controls.
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: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
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: Sacrifice Suicide Bomber, it shocks target creature or Structure2/3
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Prison Aquarium
(rare)
Djinnsect
(uncommon)
Curse Fluency
(uncommon)
Unwilling Bodyguard
(uncommon)
Szechuan Sauce
(common)
Hax!
(common)
Pink Eye
(common)
Bork
(common)
Deja Vu
(common)
Missing 420
(common)
Trustling
(common)
Kerv Beest
(common)
Orgganism // Orgganized
(common)
Illuminate the Mind (redone srsly)
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Suicide Bomber
(token)


, Remove a Weird counter from Djinnsect: Counter target creature spell.



