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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Passion enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Haste.
 
{6}
 
 M 
Creature – Atog
{2}, Sacrifice a permanent: Omnitog gets +1/+1 this turn. If that permanent was white, put a lifelink counter on Omnitog; the same is true for blue and flying, for black and deathtouch, for red and haste, and for green and trample.
4/4
{2}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All Clerics and Shamans you control gain "{t}: Scry 1"
 U 
Creature – Human Fatso
Haste
Whenever Competitive Eater attacks you may pay {2} if you do, destroy target Food
2/1
 U 
Enchantment
Your swears cannot be countered
Whenever you swear, you may spit on target creature, if you do, destroy it, then throw it out. It cannot be recycled
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
{6}{t}: You may play an Anime Protagonist card from your hand
1/1
 C 
Instant
Destroy target land, if you do, you create a 2/2 black Troll with "{b}: Regenerate this creature"
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +1/+0 and Reach
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy Internetian
1/1
 C 
Creature – Insect Plant
Whenever a Plant or Insect enters the battlefield under your control, you may sacrifice Beet Beetle, if you do, draw a card
2/1
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Rosegold Curd dies add {r}
0/0.01
 C 
Creature – Human
When Loyal Sycophant enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each creature you control with converted mana cost 1 or lses
1/1
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Move target Vehicle
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cow
Trample, Snorting ({g}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
2/2
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
 T 
Token Creature
Flying
{3}, Tweet: Draw a card
1/1

Gift of Passion (common, foil)
Omnitog (mythic)
Poetry (uncommon)
Competitive Eater (uncommon)
Curse Fluency (uncommon)
Weeb (common)
Troll Hole (common)
Warrior's Pillow (common)
Com Mon (common)
Beet Beetle (common)
Rosegold Curd (common)
Loyal Sycophant (common)
Pylon (common)
Bull (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Twitterbyrd (token)