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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
The 400th Card!
{4}{0}{0}
 
 M 
Legendary 400 – 400
All numbers on cards are replaced with 400
Family Tree
{1}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Treefolk
Whenever you populate, put a +1/+1 counter on Family Tree.
2/2
Djinnsect
{2}{u}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Djinn Insect
Defender, Flying
Whenever Djinnsect blocks a creature, return it to it's owners hand with a Weird counter on it. These counters do not get removed as zones change.
{t}, Remove a Weird counter from Djinnsect: Counter target creature spell.
2/4
Hurdur's Throneboi
{1}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Orc Slave
{w/b}: Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.).
{2}{w}{b}: Exile target creature controlled by a player who hasn't Laughed this turn.
2/2
Leaked Nudes
{4}
 
 C 
Enchantment Artifact
Whenever a creature spell is cast, take a picture of your naked body and post it on Facebook
Lily Vester has still been silent about the release of these shocking, and somewhat arousing images
Gnight
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Gnome Knight
Vigilance

Cast Gnight only if it's Nighttime
3/3
Cramming Aetherborn
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
When Cramming Aetherborn enters the battlefield, if you control another Aetherborn creature, draw a card.
In my short time on this one world, I'd like to learn everything I can about it.
1/2
Rancid
{g/b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Stinky Smelly creature
At the beginning of enchanted Stinky Smelly creature's controllers upkeep, that player puts an additional Stink counter on it
Enchanted Stinky Smelly creature has Protection from Females
Notak
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Notak
Deathlink (Damage dealt by Notak causes it's controller to lose that much life)
1/1
Beet Beetle
{1}{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect Plant
Whenever a Plant or Insect enters the battlefield under your control, you may sacrifice Beet Beetle, if you do, draw a card
2/1
Life Up!
{1}
 
 C 
Instant
Life Up!'s mana cost may be payed only with W, R or G

Gain 8 life

If you control a Internetian, gain 12 life instead
Earth Elemelon
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
{t}: Add {g}, activate this ability only once each turn
2/2
Insightful Dream
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Insightful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Scry 3 then you may tap target permanent that shares a type with a card looked at this way.
Red Rag
{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Fish
 T 
Token Creature – Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
2/2

The 400th Card! (mythic)
Family Tree (uncommon)
Djinnsect (uncommon)
Hurdur's Throneboi (uncommon)
Leaked Nudes (common)
Gnight (common)
Cramming Aetherborn (common)
Rancid (common)
Notak (common)
Beet Beetle (common)
Life Up! (common)
Earth Elemelon (common)
Insightful Dream (common)
Red Rag (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Fish (token)