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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Pollution
{5}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Sorcery
Destroy all lands, and green creatures
Each player loses 10 life, and gets 5 poison counters
Bogatog
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Atog
Lifelink
Sacrifice a Swamp: +1/+0 and Deathtouch until end of turn
2/1
Cowwardingman
{w/b}
 
 U 
Creature – Cow Coward Cleric
(Cowards cannot block)
Cowardice
{w} or pay 2 life: Target Coward you control gains Protection from the thing of your choice this turn.
0/1
Kicker's Box
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Kicker's Box and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Kicker's Box for at least one turn.)
Cards that have been stored on Kicker's Box have "Kicker {2}" and "When this object's effects resolves, if it was kicked, draw a card"
Pylon
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Move target Vehicle
Soul Ak
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Pokemon Ak Spirit
Vigilance
1/2
Tardiness
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment
All spells you cast resolve one minute after you cast them
Trade
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Trade Magic (You and target opponent each put a Magic card from your hands into the other player's hand.)
Gift of Growth
{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Growth enters the battlefield, draw a card
Enchanted creature gains Trample.
Leaping Potion
{1}{u/r}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Leaping Potion: Target creature gains Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Leaping Potion up to two inches.) this turn.
Yolk Yokel
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Egg Farmer
{t}: Create a 0/1 white and green Egg creature token with Defender
1/1
Comment dump
 
 C 
 
Put endless comments on Comment dump
Water Bottle of Fliptude
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
When Water Bottle of Fliptude enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you put a water bottle on top of it

{1}{t}: Flip the water bottle on Water Bottle of Fliptude, if you succeed, you may tap or untap target permanent
RnM Fanboi
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
When RnM Fanboi enters the battlefield it becomes your choice of a Genius or an Idiot for the remainder of the game
Infect
RnM Fanboi may not lose or gain types while it is in play, if RnM Fanboi leaves play, remove RnM Fanboi from play, RnM Fanboi may not return to play for the remainder of the game
2/1
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Lizard Wizard
 T 
Token Creature – Lizard Wizard
1/1

Pollution (rare)
Bogatog (uncommon)
Cowwardingman (uncommon)
Kicker's Box (uncommon)
Pylon (common)
Soul Ak (common)
Tardiness (common)
Trade (common)
Gift of Growth (common)
Leaping Potion (common)
Yolk Yokel (common)
Comment dump (common)
Water Bottle of Fliptude (common)
RnM Fanboi (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Lizard Wizard (token)