[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Looting AAA    R  Enchantment Enchant Equipment Enchanted Equipment gains "Whenever the creature this Equipment equips kills another creature, it's controller may gain life equal to the killed creature's converted mana cost"	Thot Patrol    U  Sorcery Exile each Female Thot creature with toughness 4 or greater	Moldmonster    U  Creature – Monster : Put a -1/-1 counter on Moldmonster, you may return a plant from your graveyard to the battlefield as long as it has converted mana cost 2 or less 4/4	Changeling Propagandist    U  Creature – Shapeshifter When Changeling Propagandist enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. , : You gain control of target creature of the chosen type for as long as you control Changeling Propagandist. 1/3
Ancient Vil    C  Creature – Vil Ancient Vil is Historic Ancient Vil enters the battlefield with 999999999999999 Age counters on it In the olden days (b4 big bang) there were Vils who were the first evil creatures, they became Evils when the idea for the internet became possible, right when the big bang wiped out their species 1/1	Backpack    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature gains Storage 2	Hamster    C  Creature – Rat Boar : Sacrifice Hamster, create one Beef Jerky token, then draw a card 1/1	Moo    C  Instant Gain 4 life for each Cow creature you control
Mick's Crafter    C  Creature – Human Slave : Add or 1/2	Do it for the LOLS LOL    C  Legendary LOL – LOL Tell a joke, if nobody laughs, you lose the game CAST ME FER TEH LAWLZ	Restless Soul    C  Creature – Spirit Haste, Flying 2/1	Microphone    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip creature or If the former Equip cost was paid, equipped creature is an Advisor. If the latter was paid, equipped creature is a Musician.
Unwelcoming Playgroups    C  Creature – Human Gamer Evils , Tap three untapped Human Gamer Evils you control: Exile target non-white non-male player 5/5	Beggar    C  Creature – Human Citizen : Pacify an untapped creature an opponent controls unless they pay . When they do, create a Treasure token. , : Transform Beggar Spare some change? Spare some change? 1/1 Bagger    C  Creature – Human Worker At the beginning of each turn, put a -1/-1 counter on Bagger and untap it. : Store target artifact Food onto another artifact with Storage and a higher converted mana cost. At the end of each turn, add . I feel 0% better and I just wanna go back to the street... 1/2	Ten Year Old Funnyboi    B  Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child : Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn "RANDOM = FUNNY" says He 0/1	Moon Pie  T  Artifact – Delectable Pay an half of a : Gain 1 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn

Looting (rare)
Thot Patrol (uncommon)
Moldmonster (uncommon)
Changeling Propagandist (uncommon)
Ancient Vil (common)
Backpack (common)
Hamster (common)
Moo (common)
Mick's Crafter (common)
Do it for the LOLS (common)
Restless Soul (common)
Microphone (common)
Unwelcoming Playgroups (common)
Beggar (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Moon Pie (token)