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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Garfield, Comic Cat
{1}{w}{w}
 
 R 
Legendary Artifact Creature – Cat Construct
{t}: Create a Buffetdish token
3/3
Godspeed
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is a white Angel in addition to it's other colors and types and gains Super Haste
Spoiler
{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Reveal the top card of a pile of cards from an upcoming product, if that card is a functional reprint of another card from a released product, you may put it into your hand. Otherwise, put it on the bottom of the pile
Pickle Rick
{3}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Anthropomorphist
im cancer
4/4
Ni-Gel
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn
Screeching Curd
 
 C 
Basic Creature – Curd
As an additional cost to cast Screeching Curd, pay half of a {g}
When Screeching Curd dies, gain 1 life
0/0.01
Humanize
{1}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Target creature becomes a Human in addition to it's other types.
Blue Aura
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is blue in addition to it's other colors
Fat Ass (the Second)
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey Fatso
Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add {r}.)
2/3
Smurf
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Smurf
When Smurf enters the battlefield, you may return target creature to it's owners hand
1/1
Mockingbyrd
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird Troll
Flying
{t}: Insult target opponent, if they look unhappy, Mockingbyrd shocks em
2/1
French Fry
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
You can have any number of French Fry in your deck
{t}: Sacrifice French Fry and all cards with the same name, gain X life where X is the number of cards named French Fry you control, do this once for each card named French Fry you control
Level Up!
{u/g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature levels up
Gift of Growth
{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Growth enters the battlefield, draw a card
Enchanted creature gains Trample.
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Hat
 T 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains "{2}: Flip a coin, if it lands on heads, you may play an equipment from your hand with converted mana cost 4 or less"

Garfield, Comic Cat (rare)
Godspeed (uncommon)
Spoiler (uncommon)
Pickle Rick (uncommon)
Ni-Gel (common)
Screeching Curd (common)
Humanize (common)
Blue Aura (common)
Fat Ass (the Second) (common)
Smurf (common)
Mockingbyrd (common)
French Fry (common)
Level Up! (common)
Gift of Growth (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Hat (token)