[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
|
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Scalefin enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it. Whenever Scalefin deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it and untap up to X lands you or a teammate controls, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on it. 1/2
|
Permanents are white in addition to their other colors and gain the Snow supertype
Whenever a red spell is cast, sacrifice Snowfall |
Reenact the entire plot of Futurama
|
Sacrifice Banana Split Ice Cream Sundae: Gain 4 life for each white or yellow food you have sacrificed this game, then gain 10 life
|
|
Defender
Whenever Pixel Ouphe is dealt combat damage, you may put a +1/+1 counter on it (it must survive the damage for the counter to be placed on it) 0/5
|
Enchant white or blue creature
Enchanted creature leaves the battlefield, and enters the Jury Bench Whenever a black spell resolves, player's may vote to give the spell's controller a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem, then remove all creatures from the Jury Bench |
Target opposed creature you control pings each creature opposing it
Remove target opposed creature you control from combat
|
2/2
|
|
Equip
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ( , : Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.) |
2/2
|
Assnaut cannot attack if defending player controls Lands
1/1
|
Tap all creatures target player controls, they are attacking and rioting, they gain unblockable until end of turn, sacrifice them at the end step and lose 5 life
|
|
Target player reads a card to all other player's simultaneously, then draws a card
|
I watch you when you sleep, soon I will eat your face
2/2
|
: Add , then you gain 1 life |
Haste
2/2
|
Scalefin
(rare)
Snowfall
(uncommon)
Futurama
(uncommon)
Banana Split Ice Cream Sundae
(uncommon)
Pixel Ouphe
(common)
Jury Duty
(common)
Fight Reflex // Flight Reflex
(common)
Yutt
(common)
Twisted Paperclip
(common)
Fireckzian
(common)
Assnaut
(common)
Riot
(common)
Good Read (RTFC)
(common)
Teddy Bear
(common)
Wheatfarm
(basic)
Foodevil
(token)








: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)