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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Brotherhood Hood
{5}
 
 R 
Enchantment Artifact
All creatures with exactly two male figures in their art, have +5/+5 and have Banding
Flatog
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Atog
Lifelink
Sacrifice a Plains: +0/+1 and Vigilance until end of turn
1/2
Appoholism
{4}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
{u}: Download an App on a mobile electronic device, draw a card
{u}{u}{u}: Uninstall five Apps on a mobile electronic device, draw seven cards, and exile Appoholism
Songmage Accountant
{2/u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Worker Wizard
{u}, {t}: Tap target permanent unless it's controller pays $9.99. Then, you may pay {2/u} to untap Songmage Accountant
I'm bored of signing, i want to be singing
1/2
Landlubber
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Elf Druid
Gain 100 life: Create any number of Lands
Landlubber is the Bane of Pirates
1/1
Energy Engine
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Engine
{t}: {e}
Dehumanize
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is no longer a creature until end of turn
Teamer
{u}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Internetian Child
Pay {u}, {r}, or {g}: Teamer combines with another Internetian or Child until end of turn
Teamer gets +1/+1 for each creature it is combined with
bruh team bruh pls
1/1
Noob
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
1/1
Bitswirl
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Fish
When Bitswirl enters the battlefield, draw a card.
A tiny microorganism became the first fish
0/1
Self Harm
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever you lose life, draw a card
French Vanilla Guy
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
First Strike
2/3
Orgganism
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Orgg Germ
Orgganism cannot be blocked except by six or more creatures
1/1
Orgganized
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant library
When Orgganized enters the battlefield, remove all Orgg artifact cards from enchanted library, shuffle it, then put those cards back on top.
Wall Nut
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Wall
Defender
{t}, Sacrifice Wall Nut: You gain 2 life
0/2
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Calamari
 T 
Artifact – Delectable
{t}, Sacrifice Calamari: Gain 3 life

Brotherhood Hood (rare)
Flatog (uncommon)
Appoholism (uncommon)
Songmage Accountant (uncommon)
Landlubber (common)
Energy Engine (common)
Dehumanize (common)
Teamer (common)
Noob (common)
Bitswirl (common)
Self Harm (common)
French Vanilla Guy (common)
Orgganism // Orgganized (common)
Wall Nut (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Calamari (token)