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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Internet Flood
{5}{u}{u}{u}
 
 R 
Sorcery
Create X 1/1 LOLCat creature tokens, where X is your devotion to Spam (devotion to Spam is measured in the number of Spam tokens you control)
Yedi
{1}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Yeti Jedi
Flash
When Yedi enters the battlefield exile target creature. Until end of turn, spells you cast cost {x} less to cast where X is the exiled creatures converted mana cost.
2/2
Ye Ol' Tavern
 
 U 
Land
{t}: Create a Beer Token
{2}{t}: Sacrifice three Beer Tokens, create a 5/5 Bozo creature token with "Whenever a Beer Token enters the battlefield under your control, I get +2/+2 until end of turn"
Ant Farm
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose an evergreen keyword. Ants you control have that keyword for the remainder of the game.
{2}: Create a 1/1 Ant creature token.
Shell Armor
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip blue non-Human Animal Creature {0}
Equipped blue non-Human Animal Creature gains +0/+2 and has protection from sharp creatures (a creature is sharp if it has greater power than toughness)
Jellyfish
{1}{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Jellyfish
{3}{r}, Remove Jellyfish from combat: Jellyfish deals 1 damage to any target.
Tap an untapped Plant you control, {t}: Create a Jellyfish Jam artifact Food token.
2/1
Clayman of Nam Yalc
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Clayman
2/3
Flavorful
A
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Gain 1 life for each word in target permanent's flavor text
Chewed Leaf
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
French Vanilla Guy
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
First Strike
2/3
Illuminate the Mind
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target green permanent or counter target green spell.
Midas Touch
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gains Goldtouch
Kaktuzz
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cactus Swaglord
6/6
Pingstorm
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Ping any target
Storm
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
IceCream
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Gain 2 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten Sugar today. Put a Lick counter on IceCream
When IceCream has 5 or more Lick counters on it, sacrifice it

Internet Flood (rare)
Yedi (uncommon)
Ye Ol' Tavern (uncommon)
Ant Farm (uncommon)
Shell Armor (common)
Jellyfish (common)
Clayman of Nam Yalc (common)
Flavorful (common)
Chewed Leaf (common)
French Vanilla Guy (common)
Illuminate the Mind (common)
Midas Touch (common)
Kaktuzz (common)
Pingstorm (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
IceCream (token)