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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
The Snow Queen
{5}{s}{s}{s}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Human Lord
Royal (The Snow Queen is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
Whenever a snow permanent enters the battlefield, you own it for the remainder of the game
The Snow Queen has +5/+5 for each Snow permanent you control (this includes lands)
When The Snow Queen dies, sacrifice all snow permanents, then deal 5 damage to target player and gain 5 life for each permanent sacrificed this way
Ancient and cruel, and long since cold-dead
5/5
Tou Rette's Turret
{4}
 
 U 
Legendary Artifact
Whenever an opponent uses a mannerism, shock each target they own
Jediism
{1}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant white or blue creature

Enchanted creature gains "{w}{u}: Be quiet for 6 seconds, for each time you have a non-sexual thought, gain 2 life"
Sithism
{1}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant red or black creature

Enchanted creature gains "{r}{b}: Be loud for 4 seconds, for each time you say something sexual, target player loses 4 life"
Changeling Propagandist
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Shapeshifter
When Changeling Propagandist enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
{1}{u}, {t}: You gain control of target creature of the chosen type for as long as you control Changeling Propagandist.
1/3
Flamingo
{r}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flamingo is pink
Flying
1/1
Raisinshot
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Raisinshot, pay half of a {c} or {b}
Raisinshot pings any target
Storm
Love Dove
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying, Lifelink
2/2
Incense
{1}
 
 C 
Smelly Artifact
{1}{t}: Target card is Smelly for the next three turns, if this is the third time you've activated this ability, sacrifice Incense and lose 1 life
Thinker
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Alien
{t}: Scry 1
{4}{t}: Draw a card
Their planet is hall after hall of still Thinker, this is how their race survived
1/1
Bag of Cheetos
{5}{r}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Bag of Cheetos is Orange

{t}: Eat a Cheeto, then discard a card and lose 2 life
Gulltist
{u/b}{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Aven Minion
1/1
Beep Beep
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Target creature gets +6/+0 until end of turn
Imma Sheep
{g}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Target creature has power and toughness of 2/2 until end of turn
Bull
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cow
Trample, Snorting ({g}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
2/2
Vivoon
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Vivoon
Flying, Flash
patent pending, pls no steal (the name)
3/2
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Rupee
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Rupee: Add {g}. Add {g}{g} instead if you control a Legendary permanent

The Snow Queen (mythic)
Tou Rette's Turret (uncommon)
Jediism // Sithism (uncommon)
Changeling Propagandist (uncommon)
Flamingo (common)
Raisinshot (common)
Love Dove (common)
Incense (common)
Thinker (common)
Bag of Cheetos (common)
Gulltist (common)
Beep Beep // Imma Sheep (common)
Bull (common)
Vivoon (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Rupee (token)