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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Runner's Temple
{2}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Artifact
{t}: Create a 2/2 red Runner token with haste and landwalk.
Mop (old)
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Human {2}
Equipped human is a Janitor in addition to it's other types and has "{t}: Remove {u} from target player"
Squirrel Girl
{1}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Superhuman Hero Squirrel Child
Squirrellink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to make those many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens)
1/2
Detention
{2}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Detain up to four target Child creatures
Gerbil
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat
1/1
Gobbling Goblin
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Fatso
{g}, Sacrifice target Food you control: Gobbling Goblin gets +0/+3 until end of turn
1/1
7/11
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact
{2}: Create a grey Food artifact token with "{t}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 1 life. Then, feel sad and empty"
Fork (The Utility)
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Tap target Food you control, gain 2 life or draw a card
{r}{r}{r}{t}: Eat some Food an opponent controls, if they don't get you back until end of turn, draw a card at your end step
Dungfeaster
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
Swampwalk
Tap a swamp you control, {b}: Target player loses 1 life
1/1
Those Who Hide in Darkness
{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Evils
Deathtouch
Whenever a white spell is cast, sacrifice Those Who Hide in Darkness
They committed their sins in darkness, then someone turned on the lights and they saw all that they had inflicted
10/10
Fight Reflex
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target opposed creature you control pings each creature opposing it
Flight Reflex
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Remove target opposed creature you control from combat
White Cloth
{1}{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is white in addition to it's other colors and is a Spirit in addition to it's other types
Dullify
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is Dull until end of turn
Ass Carcass
{1}{g}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie Donkey
2/3
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
LmaoAlien
 T 
Token Creature – Alien
Hexproof
1/1

Runner's Temple (rare)
Mop (old) (uncommon)
Squirrel Girl (uncommon)
Detention (uncommon)
Gerbil (common)
Gobbling Goblin (common)
7/11 (common)
Fork (The Utility) (common)
Dungfeaster (common)
Those Who Hide in Darkness (common)
Fight Reflex // Flight Reflex (common)
White Cloth (common)
Dullify (common)
Ass Carcass (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
LmaoAlien (token)