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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Inactivity
{0}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Urge
{4}: Put an idea counter on Inactivity, activate this ability only once per turn
{t}: Exile Inactivity, then draw a card for each Idea counter exiled this way
I really miss you guys (especially you Vitenka), Im just out of ideas D:

please dont forget meeeee
 
Black Market
 
 R 
Land
{t}: Add {b}{b} and give Black Market's controller $5.00 CAD, only opponents may activate this ability
Yo-Yo
{1}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature
Equipped creature is a Yoyomaster in addition to it's other types and gains "{t}: Yo-Yo pings target creature, then return that creature to it's owners hand"
Guilty Verdict
{w}{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Destroy target creature that attacked this turn
Voidhole
{3}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Artifact
Devoid
{t}: Destroy all other permanents
Fudge Pop
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{b/w}{t}: Sacrifice Fudge Pop, gain 2 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn
Illuminate the Heart
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target blue spell or destroy target blue creature.
Prayer
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Pray, if you feel happy, gain 2 life
Drop of Pee
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Birthday
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature has three hundred sixty five or more Age counters on it, it's controller gains 1 life. Then, sacrifice Birthday
Jury Duty
{3}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant white or blue creature

Enchanted creature leaves the battlefield, and enters the Jury Bench

Whenever a black spell resolves, player's may vote to give the spell's controller a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem, then remove all creatures from the Jury Bench
Minitaur
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Minotaur Child
1/1
Bull's Eye
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is the target of all spells and abilities
Leaked Nudes
{4}
 
 C 
Enchantment Artifact
Whenever a creature spell is cast, take a picture of your naked body and post it on Facebook
Lily Vester has still been silent about the release of these shocking, and somewhat arousing images
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Monsterella
 T 
Token Artifact Creature – Food Monster
{t}, Pay 1 life: Target player loses 1 life
0/2

Inactivity (uncommon, foil)
Black Market (rare)
Yo-Yo (uncommon)
Guilty Verdict (uncommon)
Voidhole (uncommon)
Fudge Pop (common)
Illuminate the Heart (common)
Prayer (common)
Drop of Pee (common)
Birthday (common)
Jury Duty (common)
Minitaur (common)
Bull's Eye (common)
Leaked Nudes (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Monsterella (token)