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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
The Ripping
{x}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 M 
Sorcery
Tear X permanents into X pieces
aplsos
{1}{c}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food
{t}: gain 2 life, then read a dank meme
danksos
Suna
{w}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human
1/1
Lana
{w}{g}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human
1/1
Spell Mastery
{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
The next instant or sorcery spell you cast this turn costs {2} less.

Draw a card.
Lucky Penny
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Coin
{t}: Put a Luck counter on Lucky Penny
{x}{t}, Remove X Luck counters from Lucky Penny: Add {x}{x}
Blue Mana Potion
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Blue Mana Potion: Target creature you control gains "{t}: Draw half X cards rounded up", where X is that creature's converted mana cost
Eve of the Biblefolk
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Biblefolk
The first Feminazi
2/2
Hateful Soul
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying, Deathtouch
1/1
Dehumanize
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is no longer a creature until end of turn
Clone Trooper
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Clone Soldier
Haste, Vigilance
2/2
4K doesnt make a bad thing good
 
 C 
 
Accept that graphics aren't the only factor to whether something is quality
Catfish
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cat Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/1
Strawberry Applesauce
{3}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Gain 4 life if you control a red Child
Bald Eagle
{1}{w}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Royal (Bald Eagle is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
Flying
3/3
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Bread
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice one twelfth of Bread, gain 2 life or draw a card
{g}{g}: Target Plains you control becomes a Wheatfarm

The Ripping (mythic)
aplsos (uncommon)
Suna // Lana (uncommon)
Spell Mastery (uncommon)
Lucky Penny (common)
Blue Mana Potion (common)
Eve of the Biblefolk (common)
Hateful Soul (common)
Dehumanize (common)
Clone Trooper (common)
4K doesnt make a bad thing good (common)
Catfish (common)
Strawberry Applesauce (common)
Bald Eagle (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Bread (token)