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Landlubber    C  Creature – Elf Druid Gain 100 life: Create any number of Lands Landlubber is the Bane of Pirates 1/1	Planewreck    R  Instant Choose one: -Destroy target Plane -Destroy target Artifact Creature Vehicle with Flying	Caninus Archmage    U  Creature – Hound Wizard Whenever Caninus Archmage attacks, you may play another target creature spell from your hand with converted mana cost 3 or less, it is tapped and attacking, it gains +3/+1 and has Haste until end of turn, exile it at the end step 3/1	Bog Slug    U  Creature – Slug As an additional cost to cast Bog Slug, sacrifice a land. Trample , : Put a +1/+1 counter on Bog Slug for each land card in your graveyard. 4/4
Pharmer    U  Creature – Human Farmer Horror : Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender, then pop a pill 2/2 Farmacist    U  Creature – Human Cleric Horror : Create a colorless Prescription artifact token, then eat a carrot 2/2	Ebb    C  Sorcery Kicker Move target Island up to two centimeters. If Ebb was kicked, you may move it up to one meter instead. When you do, any permanents it touched are returned to their owners hands.	Imperfect Engine    C  Artifact , Gain a poison counter: Add . Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells, or to activate the abilities of artifacts.	Kickboxer    C  Creature – Human Fighter Kicker When Kickboxer enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, it gets +1/+1 and gains Haste until end of turn 1/1
Louse    C  Creature – Insect , Sacrifice Louse: Draw a card 1/1	You are a good person    C  Instant You lose the game Always putting other people ahead of yourself, you are loved	Fudge Pop    C  Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Fudge Pop, gain 2 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn	Scandinavian Dog    C  Creature – Hound Vigilance : Björk 2/3
Pupucaca    C  Instant Strive – Sacrifice a creature, target opponent loses 2 life, then you gain 2 life	Laughing Gas    C  Enchantment Sacrifice Laughing Gas, target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat), put an Infect counter on that creature's controller	Grainforest    B  Basic Land : Add and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.	Doty  T  Legendary Token Artifact Creature – Golem Indestructible, Trample 4/3

Landlubber (common, foil)
Planewreck (rare)
Caninus Archmage (uncommon)
Bog Slug (uncommon)
Pharmer // Farmacist (uncommon)
Ebb (common)
Imperfect Engine (common)
Kickboxer (common)
Louse (common)
You are a good person (common)
Fudge Pop (common)
Scandinavian Dog (common)
Pupucaca (common)
Laughing Gas (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Doty (token)