[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
: Create a 2/2 red Runner token with haste and landwalk. |
Equip Human
Equipped human is a Janitor in addition to it's other types and has " : Remove from target player" |
Squirrellink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to make those many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens)
1/2
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Detain up to four target Child creatures
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1/1
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, Sacrifice target Food you control: Gobbling Goblin gets +0/+3 until end of turn1/1
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: Create a grey Food artifact token with " , Sacrifice this token: You gain 1 life. Then, feel sad and empty" |
: Tap target Food you control, gain 2 life or draw a card
![]() ![]() ![]() : Eat some Food an opponent controls, if they don't get you back until end of turn, draw a card at your end step |
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Swampwalk
Tap a swamp you control, : Target player loses 1 life1/1
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Deathtouch
Whenever a white spell is cast, sacrifice Those Who Hide in Darkness They committed their sins in darkness, then someone turned on the lights and they saw all that they had inflicted
10/10
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Target opposed creature you control pings each creature opposing it
Remove target opposed creature you control from combat
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Equip
Equipped creature is white in addition to it's other colors and is a Spirit in addition to it's other types |
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Target creature is Dull until end of turn
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2/3
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: Add , then you gain 1 life |
Hexproof
1/1
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Runner's Temple
(rare)
Mop (old)
(uncommon)
Squirrel Girl
(uncommon)
Detention
(uncommon)
Gerbil
(common)
Gobbling Goblin
(common)
7/11
(common)
Fork (The Utility)
(common)
Dungfeaster
(common)
Those Who Hide in Darkness
(common)
Fight Reflex // Flight Reflex
(common)
White Cloth
(common)
Dullify
(common)
Ass Carcass
(common)
Wheatfarm
(basic)
LmaoAlien
(token)


: Create a 2/2 red Runner token with haste and landwalk.
from target player"


