[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Yoyleberry Field    M  Legendary Land : Add	Norsery    U  Artifact – Structure Child Habitat : Put a Healing counter on target creature. : Put a Cruelty counter on target creature. : Put a Barbaric counter on target creature. Whenever a creature inhabiting this structure is removed from it, you gain 8 life for each Healing counter on it, target player loses 6 life for each Cruelty counter on it, and Norsery deals 4 damage to any target for each Barbaric counter on it.	Butt-Fugly Shacc    U  Artifact – Structure Habitat : Create three 1/1 black Insect creature tokens with haste. Activate this ability only if a creature is inhabiting this structure. Creatures inhabiting this structure get -1/-1. At the beginning of your end step, you lose 1 life for each creature inhabiting this structure. Then, if you have lost 6 or more life this turn, transform Butt-Fugly Shacc. Gorgeous Mansion    U  Artifact – Structure Habitat Whenever you would gain life, you gain thrice that much life instead. : Target player may give you $X.00 CAD, where X is thrice your life total. If they don't, they lose the game.	A neat ability 1    U  Sorcery Destroy target creature, A neat ability 1 deals 1 damage to it's controller. If you targeted yourself with this spell, you may draw a card.
Tint    C  Instant Change target mana symbol to another mana symbol that is next to it on the color wheel, do this only if there are 16777216 permanents in all zones with exactly 16777216 mana symbols of the chosen color	Munkii    C  Creature – Ape WTF 2/3	Sweet    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchant permanent Enchanted permanent is white, may not attack or block, is an Angel in addition to it's other types, and has ": Eat something with sugar, gain 1 life"	Teamer    C  Creature – Internetian Child Pay , , or : Teamer combines with another Internetian or Child until end of turn Teamer gets +1/+1 for each creature it is combined with bruh team bruh pls 1/1
Hamboi    C  Creature – Boar : Sacrifice Hamboi, create two Beef Jerky tokens 1/1	Bad Pun    C  Instant – Urge Laugh 4 (To Laugh, laugh for at least four seconds. If you do, you gain 4 life.). You lose 2 life.	Card123    C  Artifact , Sacrifice Card123: You gain 123 life	Tax    C  Instant Cast Tax only when a player casts a spell or activates an ability that target's you or a permanent you control Target player gives you $X.00 CAD where X is the spell or ability's converted mana cost
Winter Piyf    C  Creature – Piyf : +1/+1 until end of turn : Add to spend only on Snow things 2/2	Hot Dog    C  Creature – Wolf Elemental Firebreathing (: +1/+0 until end of turn), Haste The Hot Dogs lived happily from the beginning of time, that was until Humans came around... 2/2	Draconic Dragon LIF POIN    B  Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect Cast this spell only if you could. Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three : Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench. -1/2500	Pig  T  Creature – Boar 2/2

Yoyleberry Field (mythic)
Norsery (uncommon)
Butt-Fugly Shacc (uncommon)
A neat ability 1 (uncommon)
Tint (common)
Munkii (common)
Sweet (common)
Teamer (common)
Hamboi (common)
Bad Pun (common)
Card123 (common)
Tax (common)
Winter Piyf (common)
Hot Dog (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Pig (token)