[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Just A Prison    R  Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature Enchanted creature cannot attack, block or have it's activated or triggered abilities activated or triggered.	Bane of Arthropods    U  Enchantment – Aura Enchant Equipment Enchanted Equipment is the Bane of Spiders and Trilobites	Gem of Rekt    U  Enchantment Artifact Whenever a player loses the game or is destroyed, they are Rekt instead	Tug O' War    U  Sorcery You and target player have a Tug o' War, whoever wins draws a card
Red Bandana    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature is Red in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from red, and gets +1/+0 for each Red creature in play Red creatures have protection from the equipped creature	Beggar    C  Creature – Human Citizen : Pacify an untapped creature an opponent controls unless they pay . When they do, create a Treasure token. , : Transform Beggar Spare some change? Spare some change? 1/1 Bagger    C  Creature – Human Worker At the beginning of each turn, put a -1/-1 counter on Bagger and untap it. : Store target artifact Food onto another artifact with Storage and a higher converted mana cost. At the end of each turn, add . I feel 0% better and I just wanna go back to the street... 1/2	Rosegold Curd    C  Creature – Curd When Rosegold Curd dies add 0/0.01	Stack Clog    C  Artifact – Unspeakable Split Second Stack Clog does not resolve : Eat wet hair, and smell dog farts, lose 5 life, Stack Clog resolves, only opponents may activate this ability, and only if Stack Clog is on the stack
Max Health Potion    C  Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Max Health Potion, your life total becomes 20	A Fishy Situation    C  Sorcery Create a 2/2 blue Fish creature token with Swimming	Derek DeVoid    C  Creature – Human Idiot Devoid What a boring guy 2/2	Deep-Forest Emerald-Skin    C  Creature – Lizard Vigilance 3/4
Twisted Paperclip    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature gains Lockpick (, : Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)	Pupucaca    C  Instant Strive – Sacrifice a creature, target opponent loses 2 life, then you gain 2 life	Ten Year Old Funnyboi    B  Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child : Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn "RANDOM = FUNNY" says He 0/1	Tiger's Eye  T  Token Artifact : You may cast a spell from your hand with "Roar" in it's name for free

Just A Prison (rare)
Bane of Arthropods (uncommon)
Gem of Rekt (uncommon)
Tug O' War (uncommon)
Red Bandana (common)
Beggar (common)
Rosegold Curd (common)
Stack Clog (common)
Max Health Potion (common)
A Fishy Situation (common)
Derek DeVoid (common)
Deep-Forest Emerald-Skin (common)
Twisted Paperclip (common)
Pupucaca (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Tiger's Eye (token)