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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Voidbreather
{9}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Demon Insect
{1}: Remove nine mana from target player
{11}: Remove nine mana from target player, add that much mana
9/9
Blue is Fun
{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
You win the game. You always do. Narcissist, sadist, asshole.
Oh sorry, did you want this at instant speed, my bad. Really, sorry.
Salvagery
{2}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Whenever a Structure is destroyed, you may pay {2} to return it from the graveyard to the battlefield under your control, if you do, draw a card
ABCDEFGHIKLMN
{13}
 
 U 
Instant
When ABCDEFGHIKLMN enters the battlefield, if you didn't cast both ends you lose the game
When you cast ABCDEFGHIKLMN, if you cast both ends you win the game
13/13
OPQRSTUVWXYZ
{13}
 
 U 
Instant
When OPQRSTUVWXYZ enters the battlefield, if you didn't cast both ends you lose the game
When you cast OPQRSTUVWXYZ, if you cast both ends you win the game
13/13
Green Aura
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is green in addition to it's other colors
Teamer
{u}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Internetian Child
Pay {u}, {r}, or {g}: Teamer combines with another Internetian or Child until end of turn
Teamer gets +1/+1 for each creature it is combined with
bruh team bruh pls
1/1
Boosterbot
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct
Magnetic (You may have this creature enter the battlefield enchanting target Construct. If you do, enchanted creature has this permanent's text box.)
2/2
Red Rag
{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Poopy Fart
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
A Fishy Situation
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Create a 2/2 blue Fish creature token with Swimming
Dehumanize
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is no longer a creature until end of turn
Polar Bear
{1}{s}
 
 C 
Creature – Polarbear
2/2
Shoe of Nigel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature has Landwalk
Wild Otnak
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Land Creature – Pokemon Otnak
Trample
3/3
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Subscriber
 T 
Token Creature – Human Internetian
Like or Dislike? That is the question.
1/1

Voidbreather (mythic)
Blue is Fun (uncommon)
Salvagery (uncommon)
ABCDEFGHIKLMN // OPQRSTUVWXYZ (uncommon)
Green Aura (common)
Teamer (common)
Boosterbot (common)
Red Rag (common)
Poopy Fart (common)
A Fishy Situation (common)
Dehumanize (common)
Polar Bear (common)
Shoe of Nigel (common)
Wild Otnak (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Subscriber (token)