[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Runner's Maze    R  Artifact Whenever a Runner enters the battlefield under your control, put a Solution counter on Runner's Maze. Whenever there are six or more Solution counters on Runner's Maze, transform it. New Paradise    R  Artifact – Structure Habitat Creatures inhabiting this structure have protection from everything. : You gain 1 life.	Blue Jellyfish    U  Creature – Jellyfish Flying, Haste : Blue Jellyfish deals 2 damage to any target Tap two untapped Plant creatures you control: Create a Blue Jellyfish Jam artifact Food token 2/2	Meleeism    U  Enchantment When Meleeism enters the battlefield all creatures lose Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, and Spaceflight Creatures cannot gain Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, and Spaceflight All creatures have +1/+0	Air Plane  U  Plane – Randomania White, blue and elemental creatures get +1/+1 and gain Flying Whenever you roll , pay then choose one: -Return X creatures to their owners hands -Exile X creatures until end of turn
Bad Omen    C  Sorcery – Omen (Omens can only be cast after an opponent plays a legendary creature. That creature becomes the Antichrist for the remainder of the game) Speculate 3 Until end of turn, whenever a card would instruct a player to Trade, instead each of their opponents creates a 2/2 black Evil creature token with First Strike.	Bear Paw    C  Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Bear Paw and target Bear you control, gain 2 life for each gram of sugar you have eaten today	Self Deprecator    C  Creature – Human Idiot Unattractive : Self Deprecator puts a -1/-1 counter on itself, you may discard a card 2/3	Snake-Eye Die    C  Artifact – Block Whenever a spell or ability would cause you to roll a die, you may tap this Block instead. If you do, you gain 1 life.
Earth Elemelon    C  Artifact Creature – Food Elemental : Add , activate this ability only once each turn 2/2	Turdle    C  Creature – Turtle Defender When Turdle enters the battlefield, Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). 1/2	Penguin    C  Creature – Penguin Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming) 1/1	Quill    C  Artifact Quill is White When Quill enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 1 damage to a Bird you control, if you don't, exile it , Tap an untapped blue Human you control with converted mana cost 6 or greater: Create one two-hundredth of a Book token
Strawberry Cheesecake    C  Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Strawberry Cheesecake, gain 5 life, activate this ability only if you have lost more than $99.99 CAD this turn	Boi    C  Creature – Human Idiot Child Swaglord 1/1	Wheatfarm    B  Basic Land : Add , then you gain 1 life	IceCream  T  Artifact – Food : Gain 2 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten Sugar today. Put a Lick counter on IceCream When IceCream has 5 or more Lick counters on it, sacrifice it

Runner's Maze (rare)
Blue Jellyfish (uncommon)
Meleeism (uncommon)
Air Plane (uncommon)
Bad Omen (common)
Bear Paw (common)
Self Deprecator (common)
Snake-Eye Die (common)
Earth Elemelon (common)
Turdle (common)
Penguin (common)
Quill (common)
Strawberry Cheesecake (common)
Boi (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
IceCream (token)