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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Barney the Dinosaur
{5}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Dinosaur Horror Lord
Barney the Dinosaur is Purple.
Trample, Deathtouch, Menace
{b}, say a swear word: Discard a card.
5/5
Hammerspace
{3}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Put target Equipment you control from outside of the game into your hand. Until end of turn, you may cast that card for free
Summertime
{3}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Creatures can't attack, and black spells cant be cast
At the beginning of your Upkeep, put a Fun counter on Summertime
When there are 5 or more Fun counters on Summertime, sacrifice it, all players win the game
Wildstyle
{1}{g}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All Beasts have +1/+1
I, Eye
{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery – Self-Realization
You become a 1/1 blue Eye creature token with Flying, Curiosity (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.) and Protection from Everything until end of turn.
Doggo
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
(Doggo transforms from Pupper)
When Doggo enters the battlefield, it has your choice of Haste or Trample until end of turn
Tap another Human you control: Transform Doggo
(Doggo transforms into Old Friend)
2/2
Birthday
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature has three hundred sixty five or more Age counters on it, it's controller gains 1 life. Then, sacrifice Birthday
Wetten
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target artifact or creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors until end of turn. Tap that artifact or creature, if an artifact is tapped this way, it does not untap during it's controllers next untap step
Draw a card
Endoctrinate
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature becomes white, loses all other colors, cannot become other colors and cannot lose the color white
Volatile Hitmyran
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Hitmyran
{3}{r}: +2/+0 until end of turn
3/2
Orgganism
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Orgg Germ
Orgganism cannot be blocked except by six or more creatures
1/1
Orgganized
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant library
When Orgganized enters the battlefield, remove all Orgg artifact cards from enchanted library, shuffle it, then put those cards back on top.
Son of a Pirate
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Pirateson
When Son of a Pirate enters the battlefield, target Pirate you control is Son of a Pirate's Parent for as long as Son of a Pirate remains in play
1/1
Microphone
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature {1}{u} or {1}{r}
If the former Equip cost was paid, equipped creature is an Advisor. If the latter was paid, equipped creature is a Musician.
Brainless
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
Protection from Zombies
1/1
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Sound Cloud
 T 
Token Artifact
Sacrifice Sound Cloud: You gain 1 life and Sound Cloud pings any target

Barney the Dinosaur (rare)
Hammerspace (uncommon)
Summertime (uncommon)
Wildstyle (uncommon)
I, Eye (common)
Doggo (common)
Birthday (common)
Wetten (common)
Endoctrinate (common)
Volatile Hitmyran (common)
Orgganism // Orgganized (common)
Son of a Pirate (common)
Microphone (common)
Brainless (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Sound Cloud (token)