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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Pivipi, Battle Goddess
{w}{w}{b}{b}{r}{r}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Warrior God
Royal (Pivipi, Battle Goddess is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof), Triple Strike, Super Haste and can only be blocked by five or more creatures with converted mana cost 25 or greater.
Pivipi gets +3/+3 for each Equipment attached to it beyond the first.
6/6
Squirrel Girl
{1}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Superhuman Hero Squirrel Child
Squirrellink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to make those many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens)
1/2
Apathy
{1}{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Destroy all red creatures
Boon of Growth
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Boon of Growth enters the battlefield, look at the top three cards of your library. You may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on enchanted creature.
Nightwatch
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Nightwatch costs {2} less to cast if it's Nighttime

Look at target players hand.
Fatboi
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fatso
Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add {r}.)
2/3
Faciality
{1}{g}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Creatures with Faces in their art have +1/+1
Skysheep
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Skysheep
Exile Skysheep: Create a Sound Cloud token
Oft mistaken for clouds
1/1
Zombee
{b}{y}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie Insect
Flying
2/1
Pocket
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip equipment
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Pocket for at least one turn.) for things with art smaller than a breadbox.
{2}{pu}, Drop Pocket from a height equal to your waist-level give or take two centimeters: Store as many permanents it touches on it as you can.
Hood
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equip Rogue {0}
Equipped creature has Shroud and Shadow.
Wink
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Whenever a player would Laugh this turn, you may wink instead.
Impatience
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target red or black creature card in your hand gains Super haste
Tweet
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Tweet, pay {w}, {u}, {r} or {b}
Create a 1/1 blue Twitterbyrd creature token with Flying and "{3}, Tweet: Draw a card"
Proletariat
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer Worker
{t}: Create a Food token
{t}: Create an Artifact token
1/1
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Golden Egg
 T 
Token Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{t}, Sacrifice Golden Egg: You gain 5 life, then target opponent gives you $5.00 CAD, if they don't, you gain 10 life instead

Pivipi, Battle Goddess (mythic)
Squirrel Girl (uncommon)
Apathy (uncommon)
Boon of Growth (uncommon)
Nightwatch (common)
Fatboi (common)
Faciality (common)
Skysheep (common)
Zombee (common)
Pocket (common)
Hood // Wink (common)
Impatience (common)
Tweet (common)
Proletariat (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Golden Egg (token)