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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Peaceful Aetherborn
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
When Peaceful Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each land you control.
I understand my place in this world, I am fine knowing I will arrive, experience, and pass; The world will heed me as nothing more, naturally.
2/2
 
Just A Prison
{w}
 
 R 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature cannot attack, block or have it's activated or triggered abilities activated or triggered.
Lobster
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Crab
Lobster is Blue
Defender
{1}: Lobster has +0/+1 until end of turn
3/1
Thanker
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Angel
Whenever a creature you control defends an attacking creature, tap Thanker and the defended creature, gain 1 life
Thank you sir, may I have another?
0/3
Rewording
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Target word is another target word of your choice until end of turn
Cancelled!
{1}{w}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target TVShow spell
Meow
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Meow, tap a Cat you control

Target opponent gives you a card, return it at the end of the match
Apple Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
All Artifacts gain "{t}: Google"
{2}{c}{c}: Gain 1 life for each Artifact that Googled this turn
Swim
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature gains Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) for the next X turns, where X is your deck size
Selfharmer
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
At the beginning of each end step, if you lost life this turn, draw a card
0/1
Trade
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Trade Magic (You and target opponent each put a Magic card from your hands into the other player's hand.)
Feed
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature loses Hungry
Ree!
{r}{e}{e}
 
 C 
Instant
Target Dinosaur or Frog gets +3/+0 this turn.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Lucky Penny
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Coin
{t}: Put a Luck counter on Lucky Penny
{x}{t}, Remove X Luck counters from Lucky Penny: Add {x}{x}
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Sapphire
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Sapphire: Add {u}

Peaceful Aetherborn (common, foil)
Just A Prison (rare)
Lobster (uncommon)
Thanker (uncommon)
Rewording (uncommon)
Cancelled! (common)
Meow (common)
Apple Logo (common)
Swim (common)
Selfharmer (common)
Trade (common)
Feed (common)
Ree! (common)
Lucky Penny (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Sapphire (token)