[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Each creature becomes Abzan, Jeskai, Sultai, Mardu and Temur
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Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
: Choose a card on Kicker's Box and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Kicker's Box for at least one turn.)
Cards that have been stored on Kicker's Box have "Kicker " and "When this object's effects resolves, if it was kicked, draw a card" |
Spells you cast have Buyback
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School enters the battlefield tapped and does not untap until you control three or more Teacher creatures
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: Target thing becomes Hydrophobic until end of turn
At the beginning of your upkeep, gain $2500.00 for each YouTuber you control |
Ping any target
Storm |
Deathtouch, Lifelink, Deathlink, Lifetouch
2/2
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, Tear Egg into as many pieces as you can within 5 seconds: Add a quarter of for each new piece of Egg beyond the first, then sacrifice them all and throw them away |
, Sacrifice one third of Bug Spray: Target creature gains Protection from Insects until end of turn |
![]() ![]() : Breed two other target creatures you control, then gain 4 life if they share a color or subtype, Wingman gains Flying, then exile it at the end step, activate this ability only once per gameI need to earn my wings!!!
2/1
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(Omens can only be cast after an opponent plays a legendary creature. That creature becomes the Antichrist for the remainder of the game)
Speculate 3 Until end of turn, whenever a card would instruct a player to Trade, instead each of their opponents creates a 2/2 black Evil creature token with First Strike. |
You may have any number of cards named Dragonballer in your deck
: Combine Dragonballer with another card named Dragonballer, put a Fusion counter on Dragonballer
When there are 9001 or more Fusion counters on Dragonballer you win the game and all opponents binge watch each episode of target Anime |
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Cast Hax! only if you are playing multiplayer Minecraft
Report target non-hacking player |
Trample, Menace
2/3
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hurr durr
1/1
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Clanwashizeateify
(mythic)
Kicker's Box
(uncommon)
Indian Giver
(uncommon)
School
(uncommon)
NeverWet
(common)
Pingstorm
(common)
Sad Clown
(common)
Egg
(common)
Bug Spray
(common)
Wingman
(common)
Bad Omen
(common)
Dragonballer
(common)
Hax!
(common)
Orc of Mykazoo
(common)
Wheatfarm
(basic)
Idiot
(token)






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