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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
On A Stick
{2}
 
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed permanent is a food equipment in addition to it's other types and gains Equip Fatso {2}
Sacrifice Suffixed permanent: put two +0/+1 counters on Equipped Fatso, activate this ability only if Suffixed permanent is equipped to a Fatso
 
Black Wall of Wonder what this does?
{b}{b}
 
 R 
Creature – Wall
Defender
Whenever Black Wall of Wonder what this does? becomes the target of a spell or ability, that effect's controller loses 2 life.
0/4
Aver Hassif
{w}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Hassif
Vigilance
3/4
Meleeism
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
When Meleeism enters the battlefield all creatures lose Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, and Spaceflight
Creatures cannot gain Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, and Spaceflight
All creatures have +1/+0
Health Freaking
{2}{w}{{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Gain 2 life for each green Food you control, then smell something gross
Ebb
{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Kicker {2}{u}
Move target Island up to two centimeters. If Ebb was kicked, you may move it up to one meter instead. When you do, any permanents it touched are returned to their owners hands.
Junkrat
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat
You may pay an additional {4} when you cast this spell, if you do, it gains Deathtouch.
When Junkrat enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target creature. If that creature dies this way, search your library for a Junk and put it on top of your library.
2/1
Goodies
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Goodies: gain 2 life, instead gain 3 life if you have eaten sugar this turn
Mick's Crafter
{1}{w/u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Add {w} or {u}
1/2
Blissful Dream
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Blissful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Each player may untap up to three lands they control.
Huge Man
{2}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Giant
Trample, Reach
4/4
Soot
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Yutt
{w/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Yutt
2/2
Deckbox
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
Storage 2 (As long as there are two or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Deckbox and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Deckbox for at least one turn.)
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
LmaoAlien
 T 
Token Creature – Alien
Hexproof
1/1

On A Stick (common, foil)
Black Wall of Wonder what this does? (rare)
Aver Hassif (uncommon)
Meleeism (uncommon)
Health Freaking (uncommon)
Ebb (common)
Junkrat (common)
Goodies (common)
Mick's Crafter (common)
Blissful Dream (common)
Huge Man (common)
Soot (common)
Yutt (common)
Deckbox (common)
Grainforest (basic)
LmaoAlien (token)