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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
The Eleventh Elf
{8}{g}{g}{g}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Elf Wizard
Tap eleven untapped Forests you control, {t}: For the remainder of the match, all values on cards are replaced with 11 or {11}, where either would apply.
11/11
Jury Bench
{3}
 
 U 
Artifact
White Human and blue Human Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure cannot be removed unless a player has a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem.
Pothead
{1}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Idiot
{g/b}: Create a PoisonVial token
2/3
Screwing of the Bulb
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Tap all Idiots you control, you may play a Yellow, White, Orange, or Gold artifact with no supertypes or subtypes from your hand, as long as it has converted mana cost 2 or less
Adipose
{x}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+X and is a Fatso in addition to it's other types. If X is five or more, enchanted creature also gains Trample.
Pen15 Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
All creatures with nudity in their art have +1/+1
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Trade
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Trade Magic (You and target opponent each put a Magic card from your hands into the other player's hand.)
Air Elemelon
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
Flying
{t}: Another target creature with converted mana cost 3 or less gains Flying until end of turn
1/1
Hellfyre Shot
{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Kicker – {2}{b}
If Hellfyre Shot was kicked, it has Deathtouch.
Hellfyre Shot deals 2 damage to target creature.
Nut
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Target player with a nut allergy becomes Rekt, they must eat a nut, destroy that player
Keg
{u}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Create a Beer token
Whenever a Drunk enters the battlefield, sacrifice Keg
Bandage
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Bandage, Wait five seconds: Heal target creature, if you do, gain 15 life, activate this ability only if your life total is 75 or less
White Cloth
{1}{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is white in addition to it's other colors and is a Spirit in addition to it's other types
Bad Yh
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Yh
Deathtouch
Evil and Evils get -1/-1
The offspring of the Vils, the Yhs killed their fathers and yearn to be the Worstestest
1/1
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Deer
 T 
Token Creature – Deer
Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
1/1

The Eleventh Elf (rare)
Jury Bench (uncommon)
Pothead (uncommon)
Screwing of the Bulb (uncommon)
Adipose (common)
Pen15 Logo (common)
Trade (common)
Air Elemelon (common)
Hellfyre Shot (common)
Nut (common)
Keg (common)
Bandage (common)
White Cloth (common)
Bad Yh (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Deer (token)