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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Tarot Card Reading
{x}{3}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Sorcery
Exile the top X cards of your library, then reveal the top card of your library, choose it , then exile it with X time counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep remove a time counter from the chosen card
Whenever there are no time counters on the chosen card, put it onto the battlefield and shoot it with a GLOCK-19 until it bleeds and dies, then flip a coin.
Roll X twenty-sided dice, if you won the flip, you win up to a number of target games equal to the total sum of the dice's rolls. If you lost the flip, you lose that same number of games that your worst enemy must choose while illegally abusing you, which is legal until end of eternity
Flow Jammer
{2}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Counter target spell unless it's controller pays {x}, where X is the number of untapped lands they control.
A neat ability 1
{2}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature, A neat ability 1 deals 1 damage to it's controller. If you targeted yourself with this spell, you may draw a card.
Illuminate the Soul (redone srsly)
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Exile target creature that entered the battlefield this turn. If a black creature was exiled this way, it's controller cannot cast spells during your next turn.
Restless Soul
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Haste, Flying
2/1
Sword
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +2/+0 and has First Strike
New Year of Cards
{3}{6}{5}
 
 C 
 
This is card 366, its a new year! also its only dec 14, so rip
Huge Man
{2}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Giant
Trample, Reach
4/4
Orgganism
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Orgg Germ
Orgganism cannot be blocked except by six or more creatures
1/1
Orgganized
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant library
When Orgganized enters the battlefield, remove all Orgg artifact cards from enchanted library, shuffle it, then put those cards back on top.
Fudge Pop
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{b/w}{t}: Sacrifice Fudge Pop, gain 2 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn
Apartment Complex
{2}{u}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Habitat, Rental (You may put this card from your onto the battlefield. If you do, put X Rent counters on it, where X is it's converted mana cost.
When this permanent leaves the battlefield, if it has any Rent counters on it, you lose the game.
{2}: Remove a Rent counter from this permanent.)
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, they may give you $200.00 CAD for each creature inhabiting this structure. If they don't, they lose the game.
Mick's Miner
{1}{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Add {r} or {g}
2/1
Insightful Dream
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Insightful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Scry 3 then you may tap target permanent that shares a type with a card looked at this way.
White Cloth
{1}{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is white in addition to it's other colors and is a Spirit in addition to it's other types
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Gift
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Gift: Choose one:
– Gain 5 life
– Draw a card
– Untap target permanent

Tarot Card Reading (mythic)
Flow Jammer (uncommon)
A neat ability 1 (uncommon)
Illuminate the Soul (redone srsly) (uncommon)
Restless Soul (common)
Sword (common)
New Year of Cards (common)
Huge Man (common)
Orgganism // Orgganized (common)
Fudge Pop (common)
Apartment Complex (common)
Mick's Miner (common)
Insightful Dream (common)
White Cloth (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Gift (token)