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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Gazorpazorpfield, Alternate Reality Garfield
{b}{u}{u}{r}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Cat Demon Alien
When Gazorpazorpfield, Alternate Reality Garfield enters the battlefield, destroy all Food, then put those many +1/+1 counters on Gazorpazorpfield. You gain that much life and draw those many cards. For the remainder of this game, you have no maximum hand size

{u}: Shuffle target damaged creature into it's owners library.
{1}{r}: +4/+0 until end of turn
{5}{b}: Destroy all Johns
0/0
Jinjurrbred Haus
{4}{r/g}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food Structure
Child and Wizard Habitat
{1}{r/g}, eat a pound of candy: You gain 3 life. If you ate gingerbread this way, you gain 6 life instead.
Children inhabiting this structure get -1/-1 for each Wizard inhabiting it.
Wizards inhabiting this structure get +1/+1 for each Child inhabiting it.
Codename: Equestrian
{3}{w}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Centaur
Horsemanship
Other Horses you control get +0/+2 and gain Trample
3/5
Rewarding Award
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact – Award
Cast Rewarding Award only after another target player does something you think is positive

Rewarding Award enters the battlefield with a Reward counter on it

At the beginning of awarded player's upkeep, put a Reward counter on Rewarding Award, they gain life equal to the number of Reward counters on Rewarding Award squared
Bedtime
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Cast Bedtime only if the sun is setting

{0}: Create a Dream token, activate this ability only if you are sleeping, and only if it has been 15 minutes since last being activated

When the sun rises, sacrifice Bedtime
Candy Bar!
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Candy Bar!, eat a food item containing more than 90% of your daily value of sugar
Bear Paw (The Morbidcharm)
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature's abilities cost {1} less and require tapping
Sharp
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is Sharp until end of turn
Spinal Shivers
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Spinal Shivers, tap a Skeleton you control
Destroy target vertebrate
Firebreathing Domo
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Domo Mutant
Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
3/2
Yolk Folk
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Egg Farmer Worker
{t}: Create two 0/1 white and green Egg creature tokens with Defender
1/1
Boned Fish
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/2
Rancid
{g/b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Stinky Smelly creature
At the beginning of enchanted Stinky Smelly creature's controllers upkeep, that player puts an additional Stink counter on it
Enchanted Stinky Smelly creature has Protection from Females
Neat Newt
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Lizard
neat! snaps camera
1/1
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Calamari
 T 
Artifact – Delectable
{t}, Sacrifice Calamari: Gain 3 life

Gazorpazorpfield, Alternate Reality Garfield (rare)
Jinjurrbred Haus (uncommon)
Codename: Equestrian (uncommon)
Rewarding Award (uncommon)
Bedtime (common)
Candy Bar! (common)
Bear Paw (The Morbidcharm) (common)
Sharp (common)
Spinal Shivers (common)
Firebreathing Domo (common)
Yolk Folk (common)
Boned Fish (common)
Rancid (common)
Neat Newt (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Calamari (token)