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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Juvenile Correction Facility
{2}{w}{u}
 
 R 
Artifact – Structure
Child Habitat
{1}{w/u}: Detain target Child inhabiting this structure.
{5}{b}{r}, {t}: Juvenile Correction Facility deals 2 damage to each creature inhabiting this structure.
Preferability
{2}{u}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, they may ask an opponent a would you rather question, if the opponent answers honestly, does not laugh, or show discomfort, they may both draw a card
A storm is coming to take my internet
{3}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Destroy all artifacts. Create those many 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens.
Color Pie Infringement
{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Tap target creature, it does not untap for the remainder of the game
your going away for a long time
Bull's Eye
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is the target of all spells and abilities
Hoodwink
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature with converted mana cost 3 or less
You control enchanted creature
Bumfart
{g/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Put an Infect counter on target player
Red Rag
{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Troll Hole
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target land, if you do, you create a 2/2 black Troll with "{b}: Regenerate this creature"
Old Friend
{1}{w}{w}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
(Old Friend transforms from Doggo)
When Old Friend enters the battlefield, all Humans you control have +2/+2 until end of turn
Our days have passed my friend, they were the best I ever had
2/3
Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving)
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
You gain control of target thing that you own.
Domodomino
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Domo
When Domodomino dies destroy each other Domo
99/99
Slithering Ekam
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Snake
3/3
You better damn read these cards
 
 C 
 
do it!!!
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Organ
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
{b}: Destroy Organ, gain 5 life, give Organ's controller $20.00 CAD, only opponents may activate this ability

Juvenile Correction Facility (rare)
Preferability (uncommon)
A storm is coming to take my internet (uncommon)
Color Pie Infringement (uncommon)
Bull's Eye (common)
Hoodwink (common)
Bumfart (common)
Red Rag (common)
Troll Hole (common)
Old Friend (common)
Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving) (common)
Domodomino (common)
Slithering Ekam (common)
You better damn read these cards (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Organ (token)