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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
The Ripping
{x}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 M 
Sorcery
Tear X permanents into X pieces
First World Problem
{0}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Sacrifice a white creature you control, create X spam tokens where X is the sacrificed creatures converted mana cost
Victorian Strike!
{1}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Exile target permanent with less than six age counters on it
Rhetoricality
{?}{?}
 
 U 
Enchantment
(What should {?} be payed with?)
Whenever a player asks a rhetorical question, you may pay {1}. If you do, you gain 1 life.
Prayer
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Pray, if you feel happy, gain 2 life
Deckbox
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
Storage 2 (As long as there are two or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Deckbox and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Deckbox for at least one turn.)
High Schooler
{12}{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Evil Human Teenager Student Idiot
{t}: Scry 13
13/13
Bugbear
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Beast
Reach
Bugbear cannot attack unless you pay {1}.
3/1
GamBling
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
GamBling is Gold
{0}: Add {w}{w} or {b}{b} only if you earned money this turn and only once each turn
Skywise Flapper
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying
{u}, {t}: Scry 1.
1/2
Hex
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes a 0/1 green Frog and loses all abilities. It must block if able.
Bear Paw (The Morbidcharm)
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature's abilities cost {1} less and require tapping
!
{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 as long as it's attacking.
He exclaimed something in the midst of the battle, they were his last words, and they were lost to the noise.
Gnome Home
{3}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Gnome Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1.
{1}{u/g}, {t}: Create a 0/2 Gnome creature token with Defender and Hexproof.
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Cake
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Gain 2 life, gain 4 life instead if you've consumed sugar today

The Ripping (mythic)
First World Problem (uncommon)
Victorian Strike! (uncommon)
Rhetoricality (uncommon)
Prayer (common)
Deckbox (common)
High Schooler (common)
Bugbear (common)
GamBling (common)
Skywise Flapper (common)
Hex (common)
Bear Paw (The Morbidcharm) (common)
! (common)
Gnome Home (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Cake (token)