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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Dozenry
{4}{g}{g}
 
 R 
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control twelve or more Food tokens, you win the game.
Cook Bread – {3}{g} ({3}{g}: Create a Bread token)
The Feeding
{2}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
All creatures lose Hungry
Recharge
{4}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura Curse
Enchant player
At the beginning of your upkeep, you get {e}.
Creatures you control cannot attack.
Deathprice (Any player may destroy Recharge at any time by paying {x}, where X is Recharge's converted mana cost.)
Candy Apple
{2}{r/g}
 
 U 
Artifact – Delectable
{t}: Sacrifice Candy Apple, gain 3 life, untap a child you control, activate this ability only if you have eaten sugar this turn
Flooper's Pig
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
Floop: Add {g}
1/1
Bandage
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Bandage, Wait five seconds: Heal target creature, if you do, gain 15 life, activate this ability only if your life total is 75 or less
Dungfeaster
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
Swampwalk
Tap a swamp you control, {b}: Target player loses 1 life
1/1
Double Jump
{3}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Two target creatures gain Jump Boost 2 until end of turn
Clown Clone
{w}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Clown Clone
2/2
Tardiness
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment
All spells you cast resolve one minute after you cast them
French Fry
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
You can have any number of French Fry in your deck
{t}: Sacrifice French Fry and all cards with the same name, gain X life where X is the number of cards named French Fry you control, do this once for each card named French Fry you control
Celery Cerberus
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant Hound
Trample, Haste
4/4
Cuddle
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Cuddle with your opponent, if you both feel pleasure, you both win the game
Hobo's Revenge
{2}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target Gold spell or ability
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Lizard Wizard
 T 
Token Creature – Lizard Wizard
1/1

Dozenry (rare)
The Feeding (uncommon)
Recharge (uncommon)
Candy Apple (uncommon)
Flooper's Pig (common)
Bandage (common)
Dungfeaster (common)
Double Jump (common)
Clown Clone (common)
Tardiness (common)
French Fry (common)
Celery Cerberus (common)
Cuddle (common)
Hobo's Revenge (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Lizard Wizard (token)