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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Psionic Prison
{1}{u}{u}
 
 R 
Enchantment – Aura Curse
Enchant player
Whenever a creature enchanted player controls would become tapped, return it to it's owners hand, unless it's controller pays {2}.
{3}{u}: Tap target creature.
Detention
{2}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Detain up to four target Child creatures
Codename: Equestrian
{3}{w}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Centaur
Horsemanship
Other Horses you control get +0/+2 and gain Trample
3/5
Jumble
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Change up to three target creature's names
Draw a card
Adam of the Biblefolk
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Biblefolk
His birth marks the beginning of the Biblical Age
2/2
Impatience
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target red or black creature card in your hand gains Super haste
Tutu
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip female creature with converted mana cost 2 or less {1}
Equipped creature is a Fairy in addition to it's other types and has "{t}: Move Tutu up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life."
Gucci Ganger
{1}{u}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Rogue
Gucci Ganger is Purple

{u/r}{t}: You may play an equipments from your hand with converted mana cost 2 or less onto the battlefield
Thinker
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Alien
{t}: Scry 1
{4}{t}: Draw a card
Their planet is hall after hall of still Thinker, this is how their race survived
1/1
Tax
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Tax only when a player casts a spell or activates an ability that target's you or a permanent you control
Target player gives you $X.00 CAD where X is the spell or ability's converted mana cost
French Vanilla Guy
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
First Strike
2/3
GamBling
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
GamBling is Gold
{0}: Add {w}{w} or {b}{b} only if you earned money this turn and only once each turn
Rektfeaster
{1}{w/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Horror
Whenever something get's Rekt, choose one:
-You gain 2 life
-Rektfeaster drains 1 to any target
Quizzical Axe
{2}{?}
 
 C 
Artifact
What should {?} be payed with?
{t}: Quizzical Axe shocks any target, if that target is destroyed, see a therapist
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Sound Cloud
 T 
Token Artifact
Sacrifice Sound Cloud: You gain 1 life and Sound Cloud pings any target

Psionic Prison (rare)
Detention (uncommon)
Codename: Equestrian (uncommon)
Jumble (uncommon)
Adam of the Biblefolk (common)
Impatience (common)
Tutu (common)
Gucci Ganger (common)
Thinker (common)
Tax (common)
French Vanilla Guy (common)
GamBling (common)
Rektfeaster (common)
Quizzical Axe (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Sound Cloud (token)