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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 C 
Artifact – Food
{r}: Put a Ketchup counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{y}: Put a Mustard counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{g}{g}{g}: Sacrifice Hot Dog: Post-Processing, gain 3 life, gain 7 additional life for each Mustard and Ketchup counter on it beyond the first
 
 R 
Legendary Enchantment
When Humility enters the battlefield or leaves the battlefield, target creature becomes 1/1.
{1}{w}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment
When Rangery enters the battlefield, tap all creatures without Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, or Spaceflight, they cannot untap while Rangery is in play
Whenever a creature without Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing or Spaceflight enters the battlefield, tap it, it cannot untap while Rangery is in play
 U 
Artifact – Gate
Manor Gates is Gold
The first time an opponent gives you money while Manor Gates is in play, target creature you control becomes Manor Gates's Keyholder for the remainder of the game
{t}: Add two mana of two colors only if Manor Gates is a Land
 U 
Enchantment Artifact
Whenever a player loses the game or is destroyed, they are Rekt instead
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed permanent is a food equipment in addition to it's other types and gains Equip Fatso {2}
Sacrifice Suffixed permanent: put two +0/+1 counters on Equipped Fatso, activate this ability only if Suffixed permanent is equipped to a Fatso
 C 
Instant
Counter target TVShow spell
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Smurf
When Smurf enters the battlefield, you may return target creature to it's owners hand
1/1
 C 
Instant
Destroy target land, if you do, you create a 2/2 black Troll with "{b}: Regenerate this creature"
 C 
Instant
Gotta Go Fast! is Blue
Target Anime Protagonist Plant Boar you control gains Flash until end of turn
 C 
Instant
Target red or black creature card in your hand gains Super haste
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Nucard
{4}{t}: Imprint
Nucard gains all Evergreen abilities of creatures Imprinted on it
2/2
 C 
Creature – Rabbit Zombie
Infect, Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Rabid Rabbit up to two inches.)
2/1
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature {1}{u} or {1}{r}
If the former Equip cost was paid, equipped creature is an Advisor. If the latter was paid, equipped creature is a Musician.
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
 T 
Creature – Kangaroo Child
0/1

Hot Dog: Post-Processing (common, foil)
Humility (rare)
Rangery (uncommon)
Manor Gates (uncommon)
Gem of Rekt (uncommon)
On A Stick (common)
Cancelled! (common)
Smurf (common)
Troll Hole (common)
Gotta Go Fast! (common)
Impatience (common)
Nucard (common)
Rabid Rabbit (common)
Microphone (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Joey (token)