[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Just sayin'
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Cornfolk Mazes enters the battlefield tapped
: Add or
or : Remove target creature from combat. Create a 1/1 white and green Cornfolk creature token in it's place. (If the removed creature was attacking, so is the token. If the removed creature was blocking, so is the token. The same applies to all combat states) |
Rip target creature into two pieces
Until end of turn, if you win the game, you may make any number of targets also win
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The Pink Panther is Pink.
Jump Boost 3 ( : Move The Pink Panther up to three inches.)
![]() : Choose one:
– Cats get +1/+1 this turn. – Pink creatures get +1/+1 this turn. 3/3
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Child and Wizard Habitat
![]() , eat a pound of candy: You gain 3 life. If you ate gingerbread this way, you gain 6 life instead.
Children inhabiting this structure get -1/-1 for each Wizard inhabiting it. Wizards inhabiting this structure get +1/+1 for each Child inhabiting it. |
1/1
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![]() : Sacrifice Bear Paw and target Bear you control, gain 2 life for each gram of sugar you have eaten today |
: Target Food becomes black until end of turn, if that Food would become tapped for the remainder of the game, it's controller loses 1 life |
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Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.)
Create a Spam token. |
Target Dinosaur or Frog gets +3/+0 this turn.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.) |
Pay
, , or : Teamer combines with another Internetian or Child until end of turn
Teamer gets +1/+1 for each creature it is combined with bruh team bruh pls
1/1
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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has Snorting |
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Tell a joke, if nobody laughs, you lose the game
CAST ME FER TEH LAWLZ
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Wedding Ring is Pink
Equip
At the beginning of your upkeep, equipped creature breeds with another target creature you control |
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.-1/2500
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Rarity curve is hard
(common, foil)
Cornfolk Mazes
(rare)
Do the Splits // Split the Winnings
(uncommon)
The Pink Panther
(uncommon)
Jinjurrbred Haus
(uncommon)
Vanilla Guy
(common)
Bear Paw
(common)
Charcoal
(common)
Kek
(common)
Ree!
(common)
Teamer
(common)
Stuffy Nose
(common)
Do it for the LOLS
(common)
Wedding Ring
(common)
Draconic Dragon
(basic)
Puppetmastery
(token)
: Add
or
or 


: Move The Pink Panther up to three inches.)





: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.