[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Culthaus of The SCC    R  Legendary Artifact Tap an untapped nontoken Camel you control: Create a 1/1 green Camel creature token. Tap six untapped nontoken Camels you control: Draw a card for each Desert on the battlefield.	Weirdo    U  Creature – Weird (What should be payed with?) When Weirdo enters the battlefield, non-Weird creatures become pacified until end of turn (pacified creatures cannot attack or block and lose all abilities) 1/1	Curse Fluency    U  Enchantment Your swears cannot be countered Whenever you swear, you may spit on target creature, if you do, destroy it, then throw it out. It cannot be recycled	Spotlight    U  Sorcery Target player reveals their hand to each player. Until end of turn, all those cards and their text references become white and instead, respectively. Etch (When this spell resolves, you may pay . If you do it's effects are permanent.)
Watermelon    C  Artifact – Food Sacrifice Watermelon: Add X mana of any combination of blue or green mana, where X is four minus the number of halfseconds it took you to activate this ability	NERF Gun    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature has +4/+0 and Reach When equipped creature deals lethal damage to a source, give it a timeout and 5 years of counselling	.txt File    C  Artifact – File	Brainless    C  Creature – Idiot Protection from Zombies 1/1
Smurf    C  Creature – Smurf When Smurf enters the battlefield, you may return target creature to it's owners hand 1/1	Polar Bear    C  Creature – Polarbear 2/2	Meow    C  Instant As an additional cost to cast Meow, tap a Cat you control Target opponent gives you a card, return it at the end of the match	Root Shot    C  Sorcery Deal 3 damage to target flying creature. Cycling (, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Szechuan Sauce    C  Artifact – Food When Szechuan Sauce enters the battlefield, watch an episode of Rick and Morty, if you understand it, make a reddit post about it : Sacrifice Szechuan Sauce, choose one: -Gain 2 life -Target opponent gives you $2.00 CAD	Token Black    C  Legendary Token Creature – Human As long as you control Token Black you cannot be racist 0/1	Bay Sick    B  Basic Instant As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life	Deer  T  Token Creature – Deer Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn) 1/1

Culthaus of The SCC (rare)
Weirdo (uncommon)
Curse Fluency (uncommon)
Spotlight (uncommon)
Watermelon (common)
NERF Gun (common)
.txt File (common)
Brainless (common)
Smurf (common)
Polar Bear (common)
Meow (common)
Root Shot (common)
Szechuan Sauce (common)
Token Black (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Deer (token)