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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
The Tadgemah Hall
{4}{w}{w}
 
 M 
Legendary Artifact
Whenever a nontoken Monk enters the battlefield under your control, create two 1/1 white Monk creature tokens.
{5}{w}: You gain 2 life for each Monk you control.
Slave Mill
{1}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Artifact
{2}, tap two untapped Slaves you control: Draw a card.
Pickaxe
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {e}
{t}: Destroy target Block.
Furnace Block
{1}{r}
 
 U 
Artifact – Block
Smelting 1 – {2}{r} ({2}{r}, {t}: one target Blocks that can be smelted transform at the beginning of their controllers next upkeep and each deal 1 damage to that player.)
Wall Nut
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Wall
Defender
{t}, Sacrifice Wall Nut: You gain 2 life
0/2
LEGO
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Lego
You may have any number of cards in your deck named LEGO
{x}: Combine X cards named LEGO, you may play a card from your hand with converted mana cost equal to X
Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving)
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
You gain control of target thing that you own.
Derp
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
1/1
Boost
{u/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Open a booster pack, you may put a card from among it into your hand, then shuffle the dirty remains
Soot
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Nucard
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Nucard
{4}{t}: Imprint
Nucard gains all Evergreen abilities of creatures Imprinted on it
2/2
Blue Bandana
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from blue, and gets +0/+1 for each blue creature in play

Blue creatures have protection from the equipped creature
Kale
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
pukes
Pingstorm
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Ping any target
Storm
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Emerald
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Emerald: Add {g}

The Tadgemah Hall (mythic)
Slave Mill (uncommon)
Pickaxe (uncommon)
Furnace Block (uncommon)
Wall Nut (common)
LEGO (common)
Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving) (common)
Derp (common)
Boost (common)
Soot (common)
Nucard (common)
Blue Bandana (common)
Kale (common)
Pingstorm (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Emerald (token)