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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Runner's Temple
{2}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Artifact
{t}: Create a 2/2 red Runner token with haste and landwalk.
Cinammon Challenge
{b}{r}
 
 U 
Instant – Challenge
Target player does The Cinammon Challenge (they fill a tablespoon with Cinammon, and swallow it)
Mangaroo
{3}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Anime-Protagonist Kangaroo
Jump Boost 7, Storage 3
When Mangaroo enters the battlefield, create two Book tokens.
3/3
Polished Cartouche of Solidarity
{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura Cartouche
When Polished Cartouche of Solidarity enters the battlefield create a 1/1 white Warrior creature token with Vigilance
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and gains First Strike
Buzz Lightyear
{3}
 
 C 
Legendary Artifact Creature – Demon Robot Toy
Flying
2/3
Beggar
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Citizen
{t}: Pacify an untapped creature an opponent controls unless they pay {2}. When they do, create a Treasure token.
{3}, {t}: Transform Beggar
Spare some change? Spare some change?
1/1
Bagger
 
 C 
Creature – Human Worker
At the beginning of each turn, put a -1/-1 counter on Bagger and untap it.
{t}: Store target artifact Food onto another artifact with Storage and a higher converted mana cost.
At the end of each turn, add {w}{w}.
I feel 0% better and I just wanna go back to the street...
1/2
Nayasaur
{w}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dinosaur
Trample
3/3
Ramen
{y}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Ramen, gain 2 life, then discard 2 cards, activate this ability only if you are in college
College sucks...
Self Deprecator
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Unattractive
{t}: Self Deprecator puts a -1/-1 counter on itself, you may discard a card
2/3
Domodino
{3}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Domo Dinosaur
Trample, Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
5/5
Swiss Cheese
{x}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Swiss Cheese enters the battlefield with X Hole counters on it
Rats you control get +1/+1 for each Hole counter on Swiss Cheese
{t}: Sacrifice Swiss Cheese, gain 4 life minus the number of Hole counters on Swiss Cheese
Whenever there are more than 3 Age counters on Swiss Cheese, sacrifice it
Dungfeaster
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
Swampwalk
Tap a swamp you control, {b}: Target player loses 1 life
1/1
Love Dove
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying, Lifelink
2/2
Kickboxer
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fighter
Kicker {r}
When Kickboxer enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, it gets +1/+1 and gains Haste until end of turn
1/1
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Barf
 T 
Token Artifact – Germ
{u}{u}, Tap another untapped Cleric you control: Destroy Barf

Runner's Temple (rare)
Cinammon Challenge (uncommon)
Mangaroo (uncommon)
Polished Cartouche of Solidarity (uncommon)
Buzz Lightyear (common)
Beggar (common)
Nayasaur (common)
Ramen (common)
Self Deprecator (common)
Domodino (common)
Swiss Cheese (common)
Dungfeaster (common)
Love Dove (common)
Kickboxer (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Barf (token)