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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Ambersteel Axe
{4}
 
 R 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {5}
Equipped creature has "{r}, {t}: This creature deals 5 damage to any target"
I wanna Iguana!
{2}{r}
 
 U 
Instant – Urge
Create a 4/4 green Lizard creature token with Desertwalk
Timelapse
{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Skip target player's turn
Touchdown!
{r}{g}{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Play a game of Football with your opponents, teams are decided by a vote, majority wins.

Each player that wins the game, draws two cards
Dudeism
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Human
Enchanted Human gains "{w}{w}: Take a puff, if you don't cough, create a 1/1 white Dude creature token"
Notak
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Notak
Deathlink (Damage dealt by Notak causes it's controller to lose that much life)
1/1
Wild Soul
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying
2/2
Smurf
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Smurf
When Smurf enters the battlefield, you may return target creature to it's owners hand
1/1
Com Mon
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy Internetian
1/1
Leaked Nudes
{4}
 
 C 
Enchantment Artifact
Whenever a creature spell is cast, take a picture of your naked body and post it on Facebook
Lily Vester has still been silent about the release of these shocking, and somewhat arousing images
Dfnembk Catcher
{6}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
{7}{u}, {t}: Tap target Faerie with converted mana cost, power and toughness 1 or less.
0/1
Flooper's Pig
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
Floop: Add {g}
1/1
Riot
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Tap all creatures target player controls, they are attacking and rioting, they gain unblockable until end of turn, sacrifice them at the end step and lose 5 life
Neat Newt
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Lizard
neat! snaps camera
1/1
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Hat
 T 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains "{2}: Flip a coin, if it lands on heads, you may play an equipment from your hand with converted mana cost 4 or less"

Ambersteel Axe (rare)
I wanna Iguana! (uncommon)
Timelapse (uncommon)
Touchdown! (uncommon)
Dudeism (common)
Notak (common)
Wild Soul (common)
Smurf (common)
Com Mon (common)
Leaked Nudes (common)
Dfnembk Catcher (common)
Flooper's Pig (common)
Riot (common)
Neat Newt (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Hat (token)