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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Forrest Gump
{1}{r}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Human Idiot
{1}{g}, tap an untapped Forrest you control: Forrest Gump becomes a Leprechaun in addition to his other types until end of turn.
Spells and abilities targeting Forrest Gump cost {2} less to cast. When they resolve, you may flip a coin. When you do, if you win, counter that spell or ability
As long as Forrest Gump is a Leprechaun, he has "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, you may pay {1}{u}. When you do, draw a card."
2/3
Illuminate the Soul (redone srsly)
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Exile target creature that entered the battlefield this turn. If a black creature was exiled this way, it's controller cannot cast spells during your next turn.
Snipery
{1}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All equipped creatures gain +1/+0 for each equipment attached to them, they also gain Reach
Grappling Hook
{3}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature {4}
Equip Rogue {2}
Equipped creature gets +1/+1, gains First Strike, is a Rogue in addition to it's other types and has "{2}{u}, {t}: Move this creature. When you do, you may remove it from combat"
Domo
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Domo
1/1
Porcupine
{1}{g/r}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant Boar
Vigilance, Defender
{t}: Porcupine pings a creature it's blocking
2/1
Eve of the Biblefolk
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Biblefolk
The first Feminazi
2/2
Cereal Sauce Carton (Breast Juice Carton)
{w}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target green Food gains "{w}: Gain 1 life"
Redhead
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Haste
2/1
Token Black
 
 C 
Legendary Token Creature – Human
As long as you control Token Black you cannot be racist
0/1
Quill
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
Quill is White
When Quill enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 1 damage to a Bird you control, if you don't, exile it
{b}{t}, Tap an untapped blue Human you control with converted mana cost 6 or greater: Create one two-hundredth of a Book token
Goodies
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Goodies: gain 2 life, instead gain 3 life if you have eaten sugar this turn
Merci
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
You gain 1 life. Then, repeat this process twice.
Candy Bar!
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Candy Bar!, eat a food item containing more than 90% of your daily value of sugar
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Foodevil
 T 
Artifact Creature – Food Devil
Haste
2/2

Forrest Gump (rare)
Illuminate the Soul (redone srsly) (uncommon)
Snipery (uncommon)
Grappling Hook (uncommon)
Domo (common)
Porcupine (common)
Eve of the Biblefolk (common)
Cereal Sauce Carton (Breast Juice Carton) (common)
Redhead (common)
Token Black (common)
Quill (common)
Goodies (common)
Merci (common)
Candy Bar! (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Foodevil (token)