[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Arachnidality    R  Enchantment All creatures are Spiders in addition to their other types All numbers on all cards are replaced by 8	Aquatog    U  Creature – Atog Defender Sacrifice an Island: +0/+1 and Hexproof until end of turn 0/2	Salvagery    U  Enchantment Whenever a Structure is destroyed, you may pay to return it from the graveyard to the battlefield under your control, if you do, draw a card	I'm blue da ba dee da ba doo    U  Enchantment – Curse Enchant player Enchanted player's cards are blue in addition to their other colors
Zoom    C  Instant Split Second Choose one: -Skip the next step or phase of target player's turn -Target spell or ability on the stack resolves, all other spells or abilities on the stack do not resolve, for each spell or ability that does not resolve this way, pay or lose 1 life	Bad Yh    C  Creature – Yh Deathtouch Evil and Evils get -1/-1 The offspring of the Vils, the Yhs killed their fathers and yearn to be the Worstestest 1/1	401ster    C  Creature – Clone Soldier common #401 0/1	Growth    C  Instant Put twenty +1/+1 counters on target creature you control
Gnome Home    C  Artifact – Structure Gnome Habitat Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1. , : Create a 0/2 Gnome creature token with Defender and Hexproof.	Do it for the LOLS LOL    C  Legendary LOL – LOL Tell a joke, if nobody laughs, you lose the game CAST ME FER TEH LAWLZ	Box    C  Artifact Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed. : Choose a card on Box and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Box for at least one turn.)	Goggles of Vision    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature's abilities may not be countered or prevented
Off-Brand Shrek    C  Creature – Orc It's power and toughness is lopsided, it is filthily made in it's mana cost, and it is an Orc instead of an Ogre! This common un-swag is lame! 5/8	Create    C  Instant Create something	Wheatfarm    B  Basic Land : Add , then you gain 1 life	Bacon  T  Token Artifact – Food Sacrifice Bacon: Gain 100 Life

Arachnidality (rare)
Aquatog (uncommon)
Salvagery (uncommon)
I'm blue da ba dee da ba doo (uncommon)
Zoom (common)
Bad Yh (common)
401ster (common)
Growth (common)
Gnome Home (common)
Do it for the LOLS (common)
Box (common)
Goggles of Vision (common)
Off-Brand Shrek (common)
Create (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Bacon (token)