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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Holy Trinity
{3}{w}{w}{w}
 
 R 
Legendary Sorcery
Create a Legendary 1/2 white Human Cleric creature token named Jeebus Krystofski with "{w}, {t}: Heal target creature", a Legendary 1/3 white Spirit creature token named The Holy Spirit with Flying, Vigilance and Lifelink, and a Legendary 8/8 white God creature token named God Almighty with Indestructible and "{2}{w}{w}, {t}: Destroy all other creatures"
Exterminate
{b}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Put five Destruction counters on target creature, activate this ability only if you control a red or black Robot
Spleefality
{5}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
{1}: Destroys target Block. Then, Spleefality deals 1 damage to that permanent's controller. Any player may activate this ability.
Yando'Mhit
{1}{w/u}{b/r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Alien Mercenary
Whenever a creature is dealt damage, put a Hit counter on it.
{2}, Remove all Hit counters from target damaged creature: Yando'Mhit deals 3 damage to it for each Hit counter on it. It's controller discards a card for each counter and you Scry X, where X is the number of counters.
2/2
Lucky Penny
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Coin
{t}: Put a Luck counter on Lucky Penny
{x}{t}, Remove X Luck counters from Lucky Penny: Add {x}{x}
Growth
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put twenty +1/+1 counters on target creature you control
Hateful Soul
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying, Deathtouch
1/1
Rose Water
{u}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{u/r}{t}: Sacrifice Rose Water, create a card, gain X life, where X is the number of player's who liked the created card
Winter Piyf
{s}{s}
 
 C 
Creature – Piyf
{s}: +1/+1 until end of turn
{t}: Add {s}{s}{s}{s} to spend only on Snow things
2/2
Stomposaurus
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dinosaur
At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card.
He mad
7/6
Abandon Building
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Structure
Enchanted Structure cannot be inhabited (so remove all the inhabitants LOL)
Bugbear
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Beast
Reach
Bugbear cannot attack unless you pay {1}.
3/1
Bad Pun
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Laugh 4 (To Laugh, laugh for at least four seconds. If you do, you gain 4 life.).
You lose 2 life.
Silk Web
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Spider Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1 and gain lifelink.
{1}{u}: Freeze target Insect.
{1}{b}: Destroys all Insects. You gain 2 life for each creature that dies this way.
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Calamari
 T 
Artifact – Delectable
{t}, Sacrifice Calamari: Gain 3 life

Holy Trinity (rare)
Exterminate (uncommon)
Spleefality (uncommon)
Yando'Mhit (uncommon)
Lucky Penny (common)
Growth (common)
Hateful Soul (common)
Rose Water (common)
Winter Piyf (common)
Stomposaurus (common)
Abandon Building (common)
Bugbear (common)
Bad Pun (common)
Silk Web (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Calamari (token)