[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Prevent all damage that would be dealt by creatures this turn.
Draw a card |
: Spin Spidget Finner, if it spins more than 720 degrees and doesn't fall or touch any other cards, add one mana of any color for each dank meme you've read this turn |
: gain 2 life, then read a dank memedanksos
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Trample
When Avatar of Orzhov enters the battlefield, target players life total becomes equal to half their starting life total. 5/5
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You lose the game
Always putting other people ahead of yourself, you are loved
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Flying
1/2
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Flying, Super haste
1/1
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It becomes Morning.
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![]() : +2/+0 until end of turn3/2
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3/3
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, Sacrifice Louse: Draw a card1/1
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![]() , Remove Jellyfish from combat: Jellyfish deals 1 damage to any target.
Tap an untapped Plant you control, : Create a Jellyfish Jam artifact Food token.2/1
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Equip
Equipped creature has +4/+0 and Reach When equipped creature deals lethal damage to a source, give it a timeout and 5 years of counselling |
Super haste, Jump Boost 2 (
: Move Rapid Rabbit up to two inches.)2/1
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: Add , then you gain 1 life |
Equip legendary creature
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and gains Reach and Menace |
Root Prison
(rare)
Spidget Finner
(uncommon)
aplsos
(uncommon)
Avatar of Orzhov
(uncommon)
You are a good person
(common)
Shimmering Soul
(common)
Hummingbyrd
(common)
Sunrise
(common)
Volatile Hitmyran
(common)
Spooky Scary Skeleton
(common)
Louse
(common)
Jellyfish
(common)
NERF Gun
(common)
Rapid Rabbit
(common)
Wheatfarm
(basic)
Firearm
(token)

: Spin Spidget Finner, if it spins more than 720 degrees and doesn't fall or touch any other cards, add one mana of any color for each dank meme you've read this turn





, Sacrifice Louse: Draw a card
: Move Rapid Rabbit up to two inches.)