[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Hexproof
: Say Noot Noot, you now have power over reality...have mercy pingu, please don't take our bee syrup
2/2
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Hellbent – Hellbent Topdecker gets +3/+3 and gains Haste
3/3
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All creatures are blue, and may not have their abilities activated
: Destroy target Artifact |
Permanents, spells and cards you control's converted mana cost is equal to their converted mana cost minus X
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Create a 2/2 blue Fish creature token with Swimming
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![]() ![]() ![]() : Sacrifice Pinecone, create two copies of Pinecone except they are tokens |
Trample, Snorting (
: +1/+0 until end of turn)2/2
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Equip equipment
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed. : Choose a card on Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Pocket for at least one turn.) for things with art smaller than a breadbox.
![]() , Drop Pocket from a height equal to your waist-level give or take two centimeters: Store as many permanents it touches on it as you can. |
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Nightwatch costs
less to cast if it's Nighttime
Look at target players hand. |
: Untap target Spider : Untap target Insect |
When Pinja enters the battlefield it deals X damage to any target where X is the amount of colors spent to cast it, X may not be more than 8. This damage cannot be countered or prevented, this loss of life cannot be countered or prevented
2/1
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Pay
, , or : Teamer combines with another Internetian or Child until end of turn
Teamer gets +1/+1 for each creature it is combined with bruh team bruh pls
1/1
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Lockpick (
, : Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)1/1
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Enchant creature
When Gift of Fortune enters the battlefield, draw a card. Enchanted creature gains Lifelink |
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.-1/2500
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Sacrifice Bacon: Gain 100 Life
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Pingu, The Terrorizer
(mythic)
Hellbent Topdecker
(uncommon)
Rainfall
(uncommon)
Devalue
(uncommon)
A Fishy Situation
(common)
Pinecone
(common)
Bull
(common)
Pocket
(common)
Nightwatch
(common)
Cobweb // Filthshroom
(common)
Pinja
(common)
Teamer
(common)
Lockpicker
(common)
Gift of Fortune
(common)
Draconic Dragon
(basic)
Bacon
(token)


: Say Noot Noot, you now have power over reality...



, Drop Pocket from a height equal to your waist-level give or take two centimeters: Store as many permanents it touches on it as you can.

POIN
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.