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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
War of Pranks
{3}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Enchantment
Whenever any player plays a prank, put a Idiocy counter on War of Pranks
{t}, Remove any number of Idiocy counters from: Add {w} for each counter removed this way or create a 1/1 white Idiot creature token for each counter removed this way
Boom
{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Shock any target
Explosion
{5}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Deal 20 damage to any target
Gag Reflex
{1}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature becomes the target of a black or green spell or ability, if it would die, return it to it's owners hand instead and create a Barf token
Rormeh, Lazy Alt
{1}{r/b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Rereh Beast Clone
Rormeh, Lazy Alt is always tapped
Wait 5 seconds: Eat a Food card, then, if you burped, you may gain 1 life
1/1
Moo
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Gain 4 life for each Cow creature you control
Celery Cerberus
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant Hound
Trample, Haste
4/4
Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{r}: Put a Ketchup counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{y}: Put a Mustard counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{g}{g}{g}: Sacrifice Hot Dog: Post-Processing, gain 3 life, gain 7 additional life for each Mustard and Ketchup counter on it beyond the first
Volcano
 
 C 
Land
{t}: Add {r} or {g}, Volcano shocks you
Gucci Wool Hat
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Rat {2}

Equipped Rat has "{r}: Uncombine two other target creatures breeding together, breed one of the creatures with this creature, activate this ability only if the creature breeding with this creature is uncombined"
Horrific Dream
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Horrific Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Each player discards a card and loses 2 life.
Rektfeaster
{1}{w/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Horror
Whenever something get's Rekt, choose one:
-You gain 2 life
-Rektfeaster drains 1 to any target
Evil
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Evil sacrifice a Simpson creature, target opponent loses 10 life, and discards their hand
Illuminate the Soul
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target black permanent or counter target black spell.
Nun
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Hexproof
{w/b}: Pray, if you feel happy, gain 1 life
1/1
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
token 69
 T 
Token

War of Pranks (rare)
Boom // Explosion (uncommon)
Gag Reflex (uncommon)
Rormeh, Lazy Alt (uncommon)
Moo (common)
Celery Cerberus (common)
Hot Dog: Post-Processing (common)
Volcano (common)
Gucci Wool Hat (common)
Horrific Dream (common)
Rektfeaster (common)
Evil (common)
Illuminate the Soul (common)
Nun (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
token 69 (token)