[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Indestructible
Whenever Israphel attacks, create a Tainted Sand token with "Sacrifice this token: Put an Infect counter on target player" 5/5
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Reenact the entire plot of Futurama
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Put three 2/2 Pig creature tokens onto the battlefield
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When Laser Engravement enters the battlefield it deals 1 damage to target creature and you choose a name.
That target has the chosen name until end of turn. Etch ![]() (When this spell resolves, you may pay ![]() . If you do it's effects are permanent.) |
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Super haste, Jump Boost 2 (
: Move Rapid Rabbit up to two inches.)2/1
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Sacrifice Bull's Feces: Target player loses 2 life, activate this ability only if the targeted player told a lie
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Equip
Equipped creature is a Slave in addition to it's other types, and gains " ![]() : Draw a card"
You control equipped creature |
Equip creature
Equipped creature has " ![]() : Destroy target insect with Flying" |
: +1/+1 until end of turn
: Add ![]() ![]() ![]() to spend only on Snow things2/2
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Target red or black creature card in your hand gains Super haste
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His birth marks the beginning of the Biblical Age
2/2
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: Sacrifice Barrel, create two Gold tokens
Equip
Equip target non-Gold creature with nudity in it's art |
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GamBling is Gold
: Add ![]() or ![]() only if you earned money this turn and only once each turn |
Spider Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1 and gain lifelink. ![]() : Freeze target Insect.
![]() : Destroys all Insects. You gain 2 life for each creature that dies this way. |
: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
8/8
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Israphel
(mythic)
Futurama
(uncommon)
Call to the Slopfeast
(uncommon)
Laser Engravement
(uncommon)
Rapid Rabbit
(common)
Bull's Feces
(common)
Shackles
(common)
Fly Swatter
(common)
Winter Piyf
(common)
Impatience
(common)
Adam of the Biblefolk
(common)
Barrel
(common)
GamBling
(common)
Silk Web
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
Bruce Willis
(token)







: Move Rapid Rabbit up to two inches.)
: Draw a card"
