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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Honnis the Righteous Freeze
{3}{s}{s}
 
 R 
Legendary Snow Land Creature – Elemental Golem Hero Wizard
{3}{s}{s}{s}{t}, Sacrifice Honnis the Righteous Freeze: Return any number of creatures to their owners hands, untap the rest
3/4
Fortune Teller
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Shaman
{2}{t}: Choose a card, then reveal the top card of your library, if you revealed the chosen card, you may draw three cards
1/3
Norsery
{w}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Child Habitat
{w}: Put a Healing counter on target creature.
{b}: Put a Cruelty counter on target creature.
{r}: Put a Barbaric counter on target creature.
Whenever a creature inhabiting this structure is removed from it, you gain 8 life for each Healing counter on it, target player loses 6 life for each Cruelty counter on it, and Norsery deals 4 damage to any target for each Barbaric counter on it.
Waiting for dinner
{2}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All your creatures gain Hungry 2 until end of turn
Bull's Feces
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
Sacrifice Bull's Feces: Target player loses 2 life, activate this ability only if the targeted player told a lie
Toddler Safety Rail
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Wall
You may have up to ten cards in your deck named Toddler Safety Rail
{1}: Combine Toddler Safety Rail with another card you control named Toddler Safety Rail
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose X target Child creatures, where X is the number of combined cards named Toddler Safety Rail you control, permanents you control have protection from the chosen creatures until end of turn
Trustling
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you told a lie that an opponent believed last turn, sacrifice Trustling and add {c}{c}
1/1
Teddy Bear
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Bear Demon
I watch you when you sleep, soon I will eat your face
2/2
Live
{g}{g}{c}{c}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Stop playing Magic: The Gathering and enjoy your precious existence
I WANNA BE ALIVE, I WANNA RUN IN STREAMS!! I AM ALIVE I TELL YOU, ALIVE! MOTHER I LOVE YOU!
Dust
{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Gift of Passion
{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Passion enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Haste.
Scandinavian Dog
{w/g}{s}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
Vigilance
{t}: Björk
2/3
Orc of Mykazoo
{w}{b}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Orc Warrior
Trample, Menace
2/3
Special K
KA
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
K may be payed with {1}, then copying a spell or ability

{t}: Sacrifice Special K, eat a bowl of Special K, if you do, gain 6 life, then draw two cards
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Joey
 T 
Creature – Kangaroo Child
0/1

Honnis the Righteous Freeze (rare)
Fortune Teller (uncommon)
Norsery (uncommon)
Waiting for dinner (uncommon)
Bull's Feces (common)
Toddler Safety Rail (common)
Trustling (common)
Teddy Bear (common)
Live (common)
Dust (common)
Gift of Passion (common)
Scandinavian Dog (common)
Orc of Mykazoo (common)
Special K (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Joey (token)