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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Death Strike
{2}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Infect
Death Strike deals 3 damage to any target.
 
Sloth
{u}{u}{u}
 
 M 
Legendary Enchantment
Cumulative Upkeep – {2}
Creatures cannot attack or block, lose all abilities and are 1/1.
Cowwardingman
{w/b}
 
 U 
Creature – Cow Coward Cleric
(Cowards cannot block)
Cowardice
{w} or pay 2 life: Target Coward you control gains Protection from the thing of your choice this turn.
0/1
Pardon
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Return target creature from exile to the battlefield tapped.
Snow Day
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All players do not go to school today, sacrifice Snow Day at midnight
Termite
{b/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
{t}: Put a Destruction counter on target green Block
0/1
On A Stick
{2}
 
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed permanent is a food equipment in addition to it's other types and gains Equip Fatso {2}
Sacrifice Suffixed permanent: put two +0/+1 counters on Equipped Fatso, activate this ability only if Suffixed permanent is equipped to a Fatso
Animemal
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Anime-Protagonist
When Animemal enters the battlefield, it becomes any Animal Creature type of your choice for the remainder of the game
2/2
Diamond Sword
{2}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equip to Human creature
Equipped creature has +7/+0
Gerbil
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat
1/1
Horrific Dream
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Horrific Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Each player discards a card and loses 2 life.
Spooky Scary Skeleton
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Skeleton
3/3
Respawn
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Respawn target Gamer
Housewife
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Defender
Cook Bread – {1}{g} ({1}{g}: Create a Bread token)
1/3
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
GMOPork
 T 
Artifact – "Fude"
{t}: Sacrifice GMOPork, smell a dog fart, and eat wet hair

Death Strike (uncommon, foil)
Sloth (mythic)
Cowwardingman (uncommon)
Pardon (uncommon)
Snow Day (uncommon)
Termite (common)
On A Stick (common)
Animemal (common)
Diamond Sword (common)
Gerbil (common)
Horrific Dream (common)
Spooky Scary Skeleton (common)
Respawn (common)
Housewife (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
GMOPork (token)