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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 M 
Legendary Creature – Superhuman Hero Wolverine
Indestructible
{1}{r}, Say "Bub": Target creature cannot block until end of turn
{2}{r}{r}, Say "Snikt!": Destroy target creature
6/6
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Instant – Self-Realization
Cast I, Ajan only if you control an Ajani planeswalker.
Ajani planeswalkers become 2/2 Cat creatures with Lifelink for the remainder of the game. They are still planeswalkers.
 U 
Creature – Fish Lord
Spells you control have Rental.
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
4/3
 U 
Enchantment
Pay {g}{g} or {w}{w}: Move target non-Human, Animal Creature onto target opponent's side of the battlefield
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Chef Habitat
Cook Bread – {1}{g} ({1}{g}: Create a Bread token)
Tap an untapped Chef you control: You gain 2 life.
 C 
Instant
Put a Stink counter on target Smelly card
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
Hexproof
{u}: Target Land becomes an Island until end of turn
1/2
{2}{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Clone Soldier
common #401
0/1
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is white in addition to it's other colors and is a Spirit in addition to it's other types
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Goodies: gain 2 life, instead gain 3 life if you have eaten sugar this turn
{r}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Pumpkin is Orange
{t}: Sacrifice Pumpkin, gain 3 life
Tap a creature you control: Transform Pumpkin
Pumpkin Hat
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature has protection from Monsters
 C 
Creature – Rogue Raider
Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
1/1
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Red Mana Potion: Target creature you control gets +X/+0 where X is that creature's converted mana cost
{y}A
 
 C 
Artifact
Gold Bar is Gold

{0}: Target player gives you $45.00 CAD, if they do, sacrifice Gold Bar, this may not be countered or prevented
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
 T 
Token Creature – Human
1/1

Wolverine (mythic)
I, Ajan (uncommon)
Loan Shark (uncommon)
Wildlife Crossing (uncommon)
Bakery (common)
Stinkify (common)
Water Elemelon (common)
401ster (common)
White Cloth (common)
Goodies (common)
Pumpkin (common)
Lockpicker (common)
Red Mana Potion (common)
Gold Bar (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Dude (token)