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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Cut in Twain
{w}{b}{r}
 
 R 
Instant
Target creature becomes a split card in addition to it's other frames until end of turn, then destroy it, create two tokens that are copies of it except they each have half the power and half the toughness, then wait eight to twelve years and destroy both, create a token that is a copy of the original card except is a Skeleton in addition to it's other types, loses all abilities and cannot attack or block, then rip that card into two pieces
Wurmhole
{2}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Artifact
{x}{x}{b}{g}, {t}: Destroy X target permanents. Until end of turn, Wurms you control get +Y/+Y, where Y is the total CMCs of permanents destroyed this way.
I'm blue da ba dee da ba doo
{u}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Curse
Enchant player
Enchanted player's cards are blue in addition to their other colors
Corn Maze
{3}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food Structure
Idiot and Plant Habitat
You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure.
Tap a Plant inhabiting this structure: Add {g}{g}{g}. Activate this ability only once per turn.
First Guy
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
Haste
1/1
Tax
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Tax only when a player casts a spell or activates an ability that target's you or a permanent you control
Target player gives you $X.00 CAD where X is the spell or ability's converted mana cost
Leash
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature you don't own {6}
You control equipped creature
{3}: Equippee gets +2/+0 or +0/+2 until end of turn.
Leperboi
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Leper
{t}: Sacrifice any amount of Leperboi, discard a card for each square centimeter sacrificed this way
1/1
Tutu
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip female creature with converted mana cost 2 or less {1}
Equipped creature is a Fairy in addition to it's other types and has "{t}: Move Tutu up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life."
Growth
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put twenty +1/+1 counters on target creature you control
Endoctrinate
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature becomes white, loses all other colors, cannot become other colors and cannot lose the color white
Root Shot
{g}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Deal 3 damage to target flying creature.
Cycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Black Widow
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Spider
Deathtouch, Infect
{b}{b}: Black Widow breeds with another creature, Black Widow destroy's that creature at the end of the turn, then create a PoisonVial token
2/1
Turdle
{1}{b/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Turtle
Defender
When Turdle enters the battlefield, Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.).
1/2
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Lizard Wizard
 T 
Token Creature – Lizard Wizard
1/1

Cut in Twain (rare)
Wurmhole (uncommon)
I'm blue da ba dee da ba doo (uncommon)
Corn Maze (uncommon)
First Guy (common)
Tax (common)
Leash (common)
Leperboi (common)
Tutu (common)
Growth (common)
Endoctrinate (common)
Root Shot (common)
Black Widow (common)
Turdle (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Lizard Wizard (token)