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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Redhead
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Haste
2/1
 
Wiki Torture
{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Instant – Torture
Cast Wiki Torture only if you have lost the last 100 games of Magic the Gathering you have played.

Target player reads all of Wikipedia
Skeentith Thrill Seeker
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Rebel
Whenever Skeentith Thrill Seeker is dealt lethal damage but doesn't die, it becomes the Bane of Parents until end of turn
3/1
Polished Cartouche of Solidarity
{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura Cartouche
When Polished Cartouche of Solidarity enters the battlefield create a 1/1 white Warrior creature token with Vigilance
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and gains First Strike
Blabbering Beebles
{2}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Beeble
Blabbering Beebles is Unblockable if defending player has talked this turn

Whenever Blabbering Beebles deals combat damage to a player, you may talk for 15 minutes, if you do, deal half of a damage to target player for each sentence you pronounce properly
3/2
Goodies
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Goodies: gain 2 life, instead gain 3 life if you have eaten sugar this turn
Bourgeois
{5}{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Evil Advisor Artificer Author Lord
Whenever money would be put on Bourgeois, triple that amount of money is put on Bourgeois instead
Bourgeois gets +5/+5 for each CAD$0.01 on it
{t}: Put CAD$999.99 on Bourgeois
1/1
Self Harm
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever you lose life, draw a card
NeverWet
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target thing becomes Hydrophobic until end of turn
At the beginning of your upkeep, gain $2500.00 for each YouTuber you control
Do it for the LOLS
LOL
 
 C 
Legendary LOL – LOL
Tell a joke, if nobody laughs, you lose the game
CAST ME FER TEH LAWLZ
Impatience
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target red or black creature card in your hand gains Super haste
Bumfart
{g/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Put an Infect counter on target player
Deep-Sea Treasure-Hunter
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Merfolk Rogue
Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.)
2/1
Black Aura
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is black in addition to it's other colors
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
JRR
 T 
Legendary Creature – Human Author
{t}: Create a Book token
{5}{g}{g}: Green creatures and Mythic creatures you control are unblockable and get +X/+X where X is thrice the number of books you control
2/2

Redhead (common, foil)
Wiki Torture (mythic)
Skeentith Thrill Seeker (uncommon)
Polished Cartouche of Solidarity (uncommon)
Blabbering Beebles (uncommon)
Goodies (common)
Bourgeois (common)
Self Harm (common)
NeverWet (common)
Do it for the LOLS (common)
Impatience (common)
Bumfart (common)
Deep-Sea Treasure-Hunter (common)
Black Aura (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
JRR (token)