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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Keyleth, Voice of the Tempest
{5}{g}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Half-Elf Druid
Green spells you cast cost {3} less.
{g}: Keyleth, Voice of the Tempest becomes a 6/6 Beast with trample and haste. If it would die this turn, regenerate it instead. Activate this ability only twice per game.
2/2
Spitfire Imp
{1}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Imp
Flying
{2}{r}: Spitfire Imp deals 1 damage to any target.
"It's raining hellfire!"
– Dante
1/2
Hurdur's Throneboi
{1}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Orc Slave
{w/b}: Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.).
{2}{w}{b}: Exile target creature controlled by a player who hasn't Laughed this turn.
2/2
The Feeding
{2}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
All creatures lose Hungry
Gulltist
{u/b}{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Aven Minion
1/1
Notak
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Notak
Deathlink (Damage dealt by Notak causes it's controller to lose that much life)
1/1
Huge Man
{2}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Giant
Trample, Reach
4/4
Eep
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Eep only when a creature you control takes damage.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
No
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target spell that would win opponent the game
You may play No from your graveyard, library, hand, or exile
Computer
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Technology
{2}{e}: Google (Search something on https://www.google.com). If you do, draw a card.
Enslave
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant black Creature
Enchanted creature cannot attack or block, and you control it
Yesn't
{0}
 
 C 
Colour indicator U Sorcery
Counter target spell
"Does this card function as intended?"
"Yesn't"
Bleck
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Drop of Pee
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Joey
 T 
Creature – Kangaroo Child
0/1

Keyleth, Voice of the Tempest (mythic)
Spitfire Imp (uncommon)
Hurdur's Throneboi (uncommon)
The Feeding (uncommon)
Gulltist (common)
Notak (common)
Huge Man (common)
Eep (common)
No (common)
Computer (common)
Enslave (common)
Yesn't (common)
Bleck (common)
Drop of Pee (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Joey (token)