[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
: Add or and gain 2 life
Whenever Alphabet Soup becomes tapped, choose a letter At the end of each turn, if you control a permanent with all the chosen letters in it's name, draw seven cards and gain 7 life. If not, sacrifice Alphabet Soup, discard seven cards and lose 7 life |
Whenever a player is hypocritical, put a Critical counter on Critical Hypocrisy
: Remove five Critical counters from Critical Hypocrisy, sacrifice Critical Hypocrisy, target player who has been hypocritical this game is Rekt, and you gain 5 life |
Whenever a noncreature token enters the battlefield under your control, create twice as many extra copies of it, then you may draw a card
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Whenever you give money, win those many games
3/3
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Haste, Scarred 6 (Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals 6 damage to all other creatures.)
4/1
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Accept that graphics aren't the only factor to whether something is quality
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When Domodomino dies destroy each other Domo
99/99
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Whenever you lose life, draw a card
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, Sacrifice one third of Bug Spray: Target creature gains Protection from Insects until end of turn |
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/2
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As an additional cost to cast this spell, tap an untapped Volcano you control and sacrifice a Human
Target God gets +2/+2 and can't attack until end of turn |
Cast Vegetal Bepis only if you are going to kill yourself after it is sacrificed
Pay two of the following: , , or : Sacrifice Vegetal Bepis, gain 2 life, lose the game, then kill yourself |
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Equip
Equipped creature is the target of all spells and abilities |
: Sacrifice New York Cheesecake, gain 16 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $249.99 CAD this game |
: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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: Sacrifice Spam, gain 1 life |
Alphabet Soup
(common, foil)
Critical Hypocrisy
(mythic)
The Impossible Quiz
(uncommon)
Etanod
(uncommon)
Joker
(uncommon)
4K doesnt make a bad thing good
(common)
Domodomino
(common)
Self Harm
(common)
Bug Spray
(common)
Boned Fish
(common)
Human Sacrifice
(common)
Vegetal Bepis
(common)
Bull's Eye
(common)
New York Cheesecake
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Spam
(token)

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