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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Brotherhood Hood
{5}
 
 R 
Enchantment Artifact
All creatures with exactly two male figures in their art, have +5/+5 and have Banding
Durian a la Monkeybrains
{g}{b}{u}
 
 U 
Artifact – Delectable
All permanents with Noses in their art cannot block
{0}: Tap an equipment and creature you control, destroy target creature with a brain and fur in it's art, then gain 8 life, and draw a card
Smelly and horrible, but somehow delectable
Boon of Power
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Boon of Power enters the battlefield or whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, you draw a card and gain 1 life.
Enchanted creature has Menace.
Aging
{3}{g}
 
 U 
Instant
Put four Age counters on target creatures
Feed
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature loses Hungry
401ster
{2}{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Clone Soldier
common #401
0/1
Vivoon
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Vivoon
Flying, Flash
patent pending, pls no steal (the name)
3/2
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE!
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target counterspell
"Counter that."
"Heh good thing im splashing blue"
"Do we even want to play this game?"
"I think it's like Golf."
Eve of the Biblefolk
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Biblefolk
The first Feminazi
2/2
Griefing
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Put a Destruction counter on target Structure you don't control
Barrel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Sacrifice Barrel, create two Gold tokens
Equip {0}
Equip target non-Gold creature with nudity in it's art
Sillyfy
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)
Wandering Soul
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying, Lifelink
1/2
Shoe of Nigel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature has Landwalk
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Sound Cloud
 T 
Token Artifact
Sacrifice Sound Cloud: You gain 1 life and Sound Cloud pings any target

Brotherhood Hood (rare)
Durian a la Monkeybrains (uncommon)
Boon of Power (uncommon)
Aging (uncommon)
Feed (common)
401ster (common)
Vivoon (common)
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE! (common)
Eve of the Biblefolk (common)
Griefing (common)
Barrel (common)
Sillyfy (common)
Wandering Soul (common)
Shoe of Nigel (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Sound Cloud (token)