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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Kill all Humans
{5}{c}{b}
 
 R 
Tribal Sorcery – TVShow
Robots get +2/+1 until end of turn and gain Haste.
Destroy all Humans.
Trashbin
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact
Sacrifice a Junk: Add one mana of any color.
Snowfall
{2}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Permanents are white in addition to their other colors and gain the Snow supertype
Whenever a red spell is cast, sacrifice Snowfall
Plantation Worker
{1}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Worker Slave
{t}: Create two 1/1 black and green Plant tokens
2/3
Poopy Fart
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Miracle
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Gain 5 life

Miracle {0}
Dust
{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Cancelled!
{1}{w}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target TVShow spell
Esketit
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Red until end of turn, if it's a Celebrity, it also gets +2/+0 and gains Haste until end of turn
Lord of the Buffets
{5}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fatso Lord
Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
5/8
Wetten
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target artifact or creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors until end of turn. Tap that artifact or creature, if an artifact is tapped this way, it does not untap during it's controllers next untap step
Draw a card
Celery Cerberus
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant Hound
Trample, Haste
4/4
Mecha-Spider
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct Spider
Reach
2/4
Digsite Digger
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Worker
{2}{t}: Return target artifact from your graveyard to the battlefield
2/2
Rigsite Rigger
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Rigger
{2}{t}: Assemble a Contraption
2/2
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Lizard Wizard
 T 
Token Creature – Lizard Wizard
1/1

Kill all Humans (rare)
Trashbin (uncommon)
Snowfall (uncommon)
Plantation Worker (uncommon)
Poopy Fart (common)
Miracle (common)
Dust (common)
Cancelled! (common)
Esketit (common)
Lord of the Buffets (common)
Wetten (common)
Celery Cerberus (common)
Mecha-Spider (common)
Digsite Digger // Rigsite Rigger (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Lizard Wizard (token)