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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Sorcery
Cruel Pranktimatum can't be countered
Play a prank on any number of opponents. For each opponent that cheers or compliments you, target player draws or discards three cards
For each opponent that cries, choose one:
-Return target creature to the battlefield and put a +1/+1 counter on it. If it's black it gains Deathtouch for the remainder of the game
-Destroy target creature with or without Indestructible
For each opponent that laughs, you gain 3 life or deal 3 damage to any target for each red creature you control
If players doesn't cheer, compliment you, cry or laugh, you gain 20 life and search your library for a card and put it onto the battlefield for free
The perfect prank is simple, evil, and ingenious
 U 
Creature – Golem
Royal (Golden Golem is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
3/3
 U 
Artifact
{b}{r}{t}: Until end of turn, whenever you would lose life, Double-Edged Dagger deals 1 damage to target opponent.
"You can stab me in the back, but the pain goes both ways"
-Some cool dude
 U 
Instant
Until end of turn, spells cost {?} more to cast, and whenever a player casts a spell they lose that much life.
As Davriel wandered through the ruins of an ancient hellish world, he saw the chattering head of a mad god spouting out a foretelling of upcoming anguish.
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Add {r} or {g}
2/1
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying
1/2
 C 
Artifact – Food
You can have any number of French Fry in your deck
{t}: Sacrifice French Fry and all cards with the same name, gain X life where X is the number of cards named French Fry you control, do this once for each card named French Fry you control
 C 
Creature – Fish
When Bitswirl enters the battlefield, draw a card.
A tiny microorganism became the first fish
0/1
 C 
Legendary LOL – LOL
Tell a joke, if nobody laughs, you lose the game
CAST ME FER TEH LAWLZ
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equip Rogue {0}
Equipped creature has Shroud and Shadow.
Wink
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Whenever a player would Laugh this turn, you may wink instead.
 C 
Creature – Ouphe Internetian
Defender
Whenever Pixel Ouphe is dealt combat damage, you may put a +1/+1 counter on it (it must survive the damage for the counter to be placed on it)
0/5
 C 
Sorcery
Play a prank on target opponent, if they fall for it, Practical Joke shocks them
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Destroy target non-Insect, non-Plant, non-Spider permanent
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}

Equipped creature has +2/+1 and Reach
pew pew
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
 T 
Token Artifact – Equipment
Equip legendary creature {4}
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and gains Reach and Menace

Cruel Pranktimatum (rare)
Golden Golem (uncommon)
Double-Edged Dagger (uncommon)
Whispers of Unintelligible Expenses (uncommon)
Mick's Miner (common)
Shimmering Soul (common)
French Fry (common)
Bitswirl (common)
Do it for the LOLS (common)
Hood // Wink (common)
Pixel Ouphe (common)
Practical Joke (common)
Wormhole (common)
Finger Gun (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Firearm (token)