[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Cruel Pranktimatum can't be countered
Play a prank on any number of opponents. For each opponent that cheers or compliments you, target player draws or discards three cards For each opponent that cries, choose one: -Return target creature to the battlefield and put a +1/+1 counter on it. If it's black it gains Deathtouch for the remainder of the game -Destroy target creature with or without Indestructible For each opponent that laughs, you gain 3 life or deal 3 damage to any target for each red creature you control If players doesn't cheer, compliment you, cry or laugh, you gain 20 life and search your library for a card and put it onto the battlefield for free The perfect prank is simple, evil, and ingenious
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Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom in a random order.
If that creature is a Hound it enters the battlefield with two additional +1/+1 counters. |
All uncommon Humans have Hexproof, and "
: Counter target spell"A legendary creature as an uncommon? How peculiar!
4/4
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Flying
![]() : Spitfire Imp deals 1 damage to any target."It's raining hellfire!"
– Dante 1/2
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Enchanted creature gets +1/+1
Enchanted creature gets -1/-1
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Trample, Reach
4/4
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Pay
, , or : Teamer combines with another Internetian or Child until end of turn
Teamer gets +1/+1 for each creature it is combined with bruh team bruh pls
1/1
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: Target player with a nut allergy becomes Rekt, they must eat a nut, destroy that player |
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Gain 1 life for each word in target permanent's flavor text
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Move target creature
Draw a card |
You may have any number of cards named Dragonballer in your deck
: Combine Dragonballer with another card named Dragonballer, put a Fusion counter on Dragonballer
When there are 9001 or more Fusion counters on Dragonballer you win the game and all opponents binge watch each episode of target Anime |
Equip
Equipped creature gains, " ![]() : Attach this creature with an equipment, all counters provided by the equipment are doubled" |
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Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.)
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Destroy target creature. Return it to the battlefield under it's owners control at the end of turn.
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: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
: Tap target Cat |
Cruel Pranktimatum
(rare)
Dog Whistle
(uncommon)
Uncle UnComin
(uncommon)
Spitfire Imp
(uncommon)
Kewl // Krewl
(common)
Huge Man
(common)
Teamer
(common)
Nut
(common)
Flavorful
(common)
Wiggle
(common)
Dragonballer
(common)
Gucci Handbag
(common)
Joyous Pun
(common)
Feign Death
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
Yarn
(token)





: Counter target spell"
