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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 C 
Instant
Destroy target creature. Return it to the battlefield under it's owners control at the end of turn.
 
 R 
Land
Sludge Surf enters the battlefield tapped
{t}: Add {u}, {b} or {g}
{3}, {t}: Target player gets a Poison counter
 U 
Instant
Rip target creature into two pieces
Split the Winnings
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Instant
Until end of turn, if you win the game, you may make any number of targets also win
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Player's may not take extra turns
 U 
Legendary Creature – Drucaquerunami
Islandwalk
Lands are Islands
Drucaquerunami gets +1/+1 for each Island
1/1
{1}{w}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Amooza!, Say "Amooza!!" as loud as you can: You gain 5 life
{g}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Wolf Elemental
Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn), Haste
The Hot Dogs lived happily from the beginning of time, that was until Humans came around...
2/2
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
{t}: Sacrifice Hamboi, create two Beef Jerky tokens
1/1
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from blue, and gets +0/+1 for each blue creature in play

Blue creatures have protection from the equipped creature
 C 
Artifact – Food
Bag of Cheetos is Orange

{t}: Eat a Cheeto, then discard a card and lose 2 life
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Ape
WTF
2/3
{w/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Spank pings target Child
Draw a card
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
Storage 2 (As long as there are two or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Deckbox and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Deckbox for at least one turn.)
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Change target mana symbol to another mana symbol that is next to it on the color wheel, do this only if there are 16777216 permanents in all zones with exactly 16777216 mana symbols of the chosen color
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
 T 
Token Artifact
Smoke{t}, Sacrifice Cigarette, Pretend to Smoke for 2.25 seconds: Put a -0/-1 counter on target creature and put a Guilt counter on each of it's Parent creatures. If four or more -0/-1 counters are put on a creature this way, it gains Deathtouch

Feign Death (common, foil)
Sludge Surf (rare)
Do the Splits // Split the Winnings (uncommon)
Waiting (uncommon)
Drucaquerunami (uncommon)
Amooza! (common)
Hot Dog (common)
Hamboi (common)
Blue Bandana (common)
Bag of Cheetos (common)
Munkii (common)
Spank (common)
Deckbox (common)
Tint (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Cigarette (token)