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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
MC Campfire
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Block
Smelting 4 – {5}{r} ({5}{r}, {t}: four target Blocks that can be smelted transform at the beginning of their controllers next upkeep and each deal 1 damage to that player.)
 
Gamerfunk
{x}{b}
 
 R 
Sorcery
Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn. If one or more Gamers would die this way, exile them instead.
Yu-Gi-Oh Tournament – Overload {x}{x}{b}{b} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change its text by replacing all instances of "target" with "each.")
Monkey in the Middle
{2}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
{2}: Create a 1/1 black Ape creature token with "{2}: this creature comes under your control, any player may activate this ability"
This card IS number six hundred and nine... [lennyface]
Klan Trooper
{w}{u}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Clone Soldier
{w}{w}: Klan Trooper gets +1/+2 until end of turn
{u}{u}: Klan Trooper becomes another target creature that shares a color with it until end of turn
{b}{b}: Destroy target Black or Slave creature
2/3
Pardon
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Return target creature from exile to the battlefield tapped.
Doze
{u/r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Tap target creature and create an Idea token
Vanilla Guy
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
1/1
Wild Soul
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying
2/2
Bleck
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Fatboi
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fatso
Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add {r}.)
2/3
Belief in Flight
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Child
Enchanted Child has flying
I BELIEVE I CAN FLY, I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY
Fluke Diva
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Devil Imp Demon
When Fluke Diva enters the battlefield flip a coin. If you win, Fluke Diva gets +2/+2 and gains Haste until end of turn. Otherwise, Fluke Diva shocks you.
1/1
Volatile Hitmyran
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Hitmyran
{3}{r}: +2/+0 until end of turn
3/2
Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly)
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature. If a white creature is destroyed this way, you gain 3 life.
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Cookie
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Cookie, gain 1 life, gain 5 life instead if you ate a cookie less than three minutes before activating this ability

MC Campfire (common, foil)
Gamerfunk (rare)
Monkey in the Middle (uncommon)
Klan Trooper (uncommon)
Pardon (uncommon)
Doze (common)
Vanilla Guy (common)
Wild Soul (common)
Bleck (common)
Fatboi (common)
Belief in Flight (common)
Fluke Diva (common)
Volatile Hitmyran (common)
Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly) (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Cookie (token)