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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Uncurd the Anti-Curd
{100}{u}{u}{u}{b}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Curdnt Bane
When Uncurd the Anti-Curd enters the battlefield, destroy each creature with power 0.01 or greater
Uncurd the Anti-Curd is the Bane of Curds
infinity/infinity
Hammock Trap
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Trap Card?
Hammock Trap enters the battlefield face down
{0}: Turn Hammock Trap face up, you may activate this ability any time you could cast an instant
When Hammock Trap is turned face up, tap target creature, it doesn't untap during it's controllers next untap step
Combo-Breaker
{3}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Evil
When Combo-Breaker enters the battlefield, look at target player's hand. Choose a permanent card among them. That player puts that card onto the battlefield tapped.
3/3
Make you easier to kill
{x}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Switch target creature's power and toughness. Activate this ability only if that creature's toughness is greater than it's power. Make you easier to kill deals X damage to that creature. It must attack next turn.
Bookfiend
{3}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Bookfiend
{2}, Sacrifice a Book: +1/+1 until end of turn
1/1
Dat Boi
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Frog Swaglord
o shit waddup
2/3
Backpack
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains Storage 2
Flute
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {5}
Equipped creature has +18/+0 and has Hexproof
Pixel Ouphe
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Creature – Ouphe Internetian
Defender
Whenever Pixel Ouphe is dealt combat damage, you may put a +1/+1 counter on it (it must survive the damage for the counter to be placed on it)
0/5
Blue Mana Potion
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Blue Mana Potion: Target creature you control gains "{t}: Draw half X cards rounded up", where X is that creature's converted mana cost
Sadness
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Embodiement
If you cry while Sadness is in play, sacrifice it, then lose 5 life
aLL mY fRIENDS hATE mE
4/4
Token Black
 
 C 
Legendary Token Creature – Human
As long as you control Token Black you cannot be racist
0/1
Old Friend
{1}{w}{w}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
(Old Friend transforms from Doggo)
When Old Friend enters the battlefield, all Humans you control have +2/+2 until end of turn
Our days have passed my friend, they were the best I ever had
2/3
Bunny Wabbit
{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit
Jump Boost 5 ({e}: Move Bunny Wabbit up to five inches.)
1/1
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Kangaroo
 T 
Creature – Kangaroo
Jump Boost 5, Storage 2
4/2

Uncurd the Anti-Curd (mythic)
Hammock Trap (uncommon)
Combo-Breaker (uncommon)
Make you easier to kill (uncommon)
Bookfiend (common)
Dat Boi (common)
Backpack (common)
Flute (common)
Pixel Ouphe (common)
Blue Mana Potion (common)
Sadness (common)
Token Black (common)
Old Friend (common)
Bunny Wabbit (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Kangaroo (token)