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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Missing 420
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Count 420 (Verbally count all integers between 1 and 420 (inclusive). If you do, you gain 420 life. Otherwise, exile Missing 420.).
Throw a card in your hand at target opponent. If you miss, draw a card. Otherwise, you lose the game.
 
Rurality
{5}{g}{g}
 
 R 
Enchantment
When Rurality enters the battlefield, all creatures target opponent controls must Inhabit structures, if they don't, exile them

Structures and creatures target opponent controls may not touch each other, if they do, exile all touching permanents that player controls, and all Inhabited creatures
Ye Ol' Tavern
 
 U 
Land
{t}: Create a Beer Token
{2}{t}: Sacrifice three Beer Tokens, create a 5/5 Bozo creature token with "Whenever a Beer Token enters the battlefield under your control, I get +2/+2 until end of turn"
No Refunds
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Cards don't have Buyback (they lose it, and cannot gain or have it)
Cheese Wizard
{w}{w}{u}{u}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Wizard Fatso
{t}: You may cast a white, blue or green food spell from your hand for free
4/3
Error 404: Magic Card not Found
{4}{0}{4}
 
 C 
Instant
Exile target artifact, colorless, Robot, Internetian, Spam or Troll permanent
Buzz Lightyear
{3}
 
 C 
Legendary Artifact Creature – Demon Robot Toy
Flying
2/3
Pupper
{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
{1}: Transform Pupper
(Pupper transforms into Doggo)
1/1
Funny Dirb
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dirb
Bonk: Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.)
1/1
Hick
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
1/1
Water Bottle of Fliptude
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
When Water Bottle of Fliptude enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you put a water bottle on top of it

{1}{t}: Flip the water bottle on Water Bottle of Fliptude, if you succeed, you may tap or untap target permanent
Pain
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Physically harm your opponent
Vanilla Guy
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
1/1
Froggychum, after making a card-dump
{15}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Broken Person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1zBtJhgwBI
1/1
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Yarn
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}: Tap target Cat

Missing 420 (common, foil)
Rurality (rare)
Ye Ol' Tavern (uncommon)
No Refunds (uncommon)
Cheese Wizard (uncommon)
Error 404: Magic Card not Found (common)
Buzz Lightyear (common)
Pupper (common)
Funny Dirb (common)
Hick (common)
Water Bottle of Fliptude (common)
Pain (common)
Vanilla Guy (common)
Froggychum, after making a card-dump (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Yarn (token)