[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Fly    C  Creature – Insect Flying 0.5/0.5	Black Wall of Wonder what this does?    R  Creature – Wall Defender Whenever Black Wall of Wonder what this does? becomes the target of a spell or ability, that effect's controller loses 2 life. 0/4	No Mad    U  Enchantment As long as you control a Nomad, red spells cannot be cast	Saddle Sores    U  Sorcery Destroy target creature with Horsemanship
Nitpicker    U  Creature – Ape , : Nitpicker deals damage equal to it's power to target Insect creature. When that creature dies this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Nitpicker. 2/2	Quizzical Axe    C  Artifact What should be payed with? : Quizzical Axe shocks any target, if that target is destroyed, see a therapist	Microjumble    C  Instant Change target character in target creature's name Draw a card	Bad Ass    C  Creature – Donkey : Say something mean, then gain 1 life 1/1
Bleck    C  Artifact – Junk	Web    C  Artifact Web is White As an additional cost to cast Web, tap an untapped Spider you control Spider habitat : Target Insect inhabits Web until end of turn. At the end of turn, flip a coin. If you win, destroy that creature and you gain 3 life	Cancerous Magic Player    C  Creature – Human Child When Cancerous Magic Player enters the battlefield, choose one: – For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Rabiah block. – For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Mercadia block. – Crease target card an opponent owns. – Unsleeve all cards in target opponent's deck – The next blue spell you cast this turn costs instead 1/1	Sad Clown    C  Creature – Clown Demon Horror Deathtouch, Lifelink, Deathlink, Lifetouch 2/2
Doodle    C  Instant Draw a picture in fifteen seconds or less, then pick an opponent, if that opponent likes the picture, you may deal 3 damage to them	Red Rag    C  Artifact – Junk	Grainforest    B  Basic Land : Add and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.	GMOPork  T  Artifact – "Fude" : Sacrifice GMOPork, smell a dog fart, and eat wet hair

Fly (common, foil)
Black Wall of Wonder what this does? (rare)
No Mad (uncommon)
Saddle Sores (uncommon)
Nitpicker (uncommon)
Quizzical Axe (common)
Microjumble (common)
Bad Ass (common)
Bleck (common)
Web (common)
Cancerous Magic Player (common)
Sad Clown (common)
Doodle (common)
Red Rag (common)
Grainforest (basic)
GMOPork (token)