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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Deckbox
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
Storage 2 (As long as there are two or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Deckbox and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Deckbox for at least one turn.)
 
Tarot Card Reading
{x}{3}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Sorcery
Exile the top X cards of your library, then reveal the top card of your library, choose it , then exile it with X time counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep remove a time counter from the chosen card
Whenever there are no time counters on the chosen card, put it onto the battlefield and shoot it with a GLOCK-19 until it bleeds and dies, then flip a coin.
Roll X twenty-sided dice, if you won the flip, you win up to a number of target games equal to the total sum of the dice's rolls. If you lost the flip, you lose that same number of games that your worst enemy must choose while illegally abusing you, which is legal until end of eternity
Rewording
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Target word is another target word of your choice until end of turn
Knife
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Cut all parts of target card in half, gain 2 life for each piece of the card

When Knife's abilities are activated on the same card more than thrice, sacrifice it, and lose 2 life
Restricted
{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant target permanent
Enchanted permanent's abilities may only be activated if their controller is older than 18
First Guy
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
Haste
1/1
Screeching Curd
 
 C 
Basic Creature – Curd
As an additional cost to cast Screeching Curd, pay half of a {g}
When Screeching Curd dies, gain 1 life
0/0.01
Polar Bear
{1}{s}
 
 C 
Creature – Polarbear
2/2
Mop
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Cleric or Worker {1}
Whenever equipped creature attacks a player, that player loses all unspent {u}.
Iacian Brainiac
{w}{u}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Braniac Citizen
3/3
Spank
{w/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Spank pings target Child
Draw a card
Domodino
{3}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Domo Dinosaur
Trample, Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
5/5
Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly)
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature. If a white creature is destroyed this way, you gain 3 life.
Illuminate the Mind
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target green permanent or counter target green spell.
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Buffetdish
 T 
Artifact – Delectable
{t}: Gain 5 life for each 1000 calories you have eaten today

Deckbox (common, foil)
Tarot Card Reading (mythic)
Rewording (uncommon)
Knife (uncommon)
Restricted (uncommon)
First Guy (common)
Screeching Curd (common)
Polar Bear (common)
Mop (common)
Iacian Brainiac (common)
Spank (common)
Domodino (common)
Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly) (common)
Illuminate the Mind (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Buffetdish (token)