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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Whispering Deadbeet
{b}{r}{g}
 
 M 
Artifact Creature – Food Zombie
{t}: Exile or Move target Parent, it loses it's Parent creature type. Flip a coin, if it lands on tails, destroy all tokens created with that Parent. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on Whispering Deadbeet for each token destroyed this way, then an additional two +1/+1 counters for each Child destroyed this way, and then an additional ten +1/+1 counters for each Baby destroyed this way. Whispering Deadbeet deals damage equal to it's power to target non-blue non-black opponent.
0/1
Pickaxe
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {e}
{t}: Destroy target Block.
Wildlife Crossing
{2}{w}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Pay {g}{g} or {w}{w}: Move target non-Human, Animal Creature onto target opponent's side of the battlefield
Springfield Downs
{3}{r}
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Hound Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +2/+1.
At the end of each of your turns, sacrifice all creatures inhabiting this structure that did not attack this turn.
Navy War
{3}{u}{u}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Choose one:
-All Vehicles you control gain Swimming, Fishing and Reach until end of turn
-Any number of target Vehicles you control, fight any number of target creatures you don't control
Nemcatcher's Net
{11}
 
 C 
Artifact
Nemcatcher's Net enters the battlefield tapped
{11}, {t}, Sacrifice Nemcatcher's Net: Target Faerie you don't own or control gets +3/+3 and it's owner gains 45 life. It deals damage equal to it's power to you, twice.
Apartment Complex
{2}{u}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Habitat, Rental (You may put this card from your onto the battlefield. If you do, put X Rent counters on it, where X is it's converted mana cost.
When this permanent leaves the battlefield, if it has any Rent counters on it, you lose the game.
{2}: Remove a Rent counter from this permanent.)
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, they may give you $200.00 CAD for each creature inhabiting this structure. If they don't, they lose the game.
Stoner
{g/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy Idiot
{g}{t}: Stoner pings any target
{b}{t}: Create a PoisonVial token
1/1
Token Black
 
 C 
Legendary Token Creature – Human
As long as you control Token Black you cannot be racist
0/1
Blue Aura
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is blue in addition to it's other colors
Midget
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
0.5/0.5
Redhead
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Haste
2/1
3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION!
 
 C 
Legendary Instant
Create a cake token
After missing 200, and 300, I've decided its time for cake!
Cringe
{2}{u/b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever a Weird, Child or Idiot enters the battlefield, tap target creature and Cringe deals 1 damage to it
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Bacon
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Bacon: Gain 100 Life

Whispering Deadbeet (mythic)
Pickaxe (uncommon)
Wildlife Crossing (uncommon)
Springfield Downs (uncommon)
Navy War (common)
Nemcatcher's Net (common)
Apartment Complex (common)
Stoner (common)
Token Black (common)
Blue Aura (common)
Midget (common)
Redhead (common)
3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION! (common)
Cringe (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Bacon (token)