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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Stomposaurus
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dinosaur
At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card.
He mad
7/6
 
Junkyard
{5}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Artifact – Structure
Rat and Hound Habitat
Creatures inhabiting Junkyard gain Deathtouch.
Whenever an artifact would be put into the graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.
{2}{b}: Return an artifact card exiled by Junkyard to your hand.
Abortion
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Target player discards a Child card from their hand
Cantrip Master
{1}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Wizard
You may cast instant and sorcery spells with converted mana cost 1 or less as though they had a converted mana cost of 0. Whenever you do, you may gain 1 life.
1/3
Preferability
{2}{u}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, they may ask an opponent a would you rather question, if the opponent answers honestly, does not laugh, or show discomfort, they may both draw a card
Self Deprecator
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Unattractive
{t}: Self Deprecator puts a -1/-1 counter on itself, you may discard a card
2/3
Hoodwink
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature with converted mana cost 3 or less
You control enchanted creature
Dank memes
{0}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Show your friend a Dank Meme, if they laugh, they lose the game
Belief in Flight
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Child
Enchanted Child has flying
I BELIEVE I CAN FLY, I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY
Tagger
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Tag
Haste
{t}: Target creature becomes a Tag until it makes another creature a Tag
2/1
Child Soldier
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Child Soldier
Last-Strike
Child Soldier cannot attack or block alone
2/1
Cobweb
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Untap target Spider
Filthshroom
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Untap target Insect
Prison Shiv
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature has +4/-2 and is black
Thicc
{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Female
Enchanted Female gets +0/+2 and is a Thot in addition to her other types
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Joey
 T 
Creature – Kangaroo Child
0/1

Stomposaurus (common, foil)
Junkyard (rare)
Abortion (uncommon)
Cantrip Master (uncommon)
Preferability (uncommon)
Self Deprecator (common)
Hoodwink (common)
Dank memes (common)
Belief in Flight (common)
Tagger (common)
Child Soldier (common)
Cobweb // Filthshroom (common)
Prison Shiv (common)
Thicc (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Joey (token)