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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
EIEIO
{7}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a Farm (a 1/1 gold Sheep creature token, a 2/2 pink Boar creature token, and a 3/3 white Cow creature token), then create repeat this process for each Farm you control.
Credit Card
{4}{u}
 
 U 
Artifact
Rather than spending mana to cast spells or activate abilities you may put X debit counters on Credit Card where X is the amount of mana you would have spent.
{1}: Remove a debt counter from Credit Card
At the beginning of the end step, if there are 5 or more debt counters on Credit Card, you lose the game
Canopatog
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Atog
When Canopatog enters the battlefield or dies, you may put a Forest from your hand onto the battlefield tapped
3/3
Salvagery
{2}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Whenever a Structure is destroyed, you may pay {2} to return it from the graveyard to the battlefield under your control, if you do, draw a card
Human Sacrifice
{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast this spell, tap an untapped Volcano you control and sacrifice a Human
Target God gets +2/+2 and can't attack until end of turn
Spank
{w/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Spank pings target Child
Draw a card
Polar Bear
{1}{s}
 
 C 
Creature – Polarbear
2/2
Hypocrite
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Donkey
You may activate Gotcha abilities on yourself, though only once per turn
2/2
Nightwatch
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Nightwatch costs {2} less to cast if it's Nighttime

Look at target players hand.
Wingman
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird Angel Rogue
{w}{w}{t}: Breed two other target creatures you control, then gain 4 life if they share a color or subtype, Wingman gains Flying, then exile it at the end step, activate this ability only once per game
I need to earn my wings!!!
2/1
Feminazi
{s}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Evil
Haste, Trample, Vigilance
5/1
Finger Gun
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}

Equipped creature has +2/+1 and Reach
pew pew
hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/?
 
 C 
Basic Snow Land – Plains Island Swamp Mountain Forest
When hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? enters the battlefield, you lose 1 life unless you control a permanent.
{t}: Add {10}
Stack Clog
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Unspeakable
Split Second
Stack Clog does not resolve
{b}{g}: Eat wet hair, and smell dog farts, lose 5 life, Stack Clog resolves, only opponents may activate this ability, and only if Stack Clog is on the stack
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Jellyfish Jam
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Jellyfish Jam: Heal target creature. If a Plant creature is healed this way, you gain 3 life.

EIEIO (mythic)
Credit Card (uncommon)
Canopatog (uncommon)
Salvagery (uncommon)
Human Sacrifice (common)
Spank (common)
Polar Bear (common)
Hypocrite (common)
Nightwatch (common)
Wingman (common)
Feminazi (common)
Finger Gun (common)
hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? (common)
Stack Clog (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Jellyfish Jam (token)