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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Church of JRR
{5}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Legendary Artifact
Tap an untapped nontoken Lizard you control: Create a 1/1 green Lizard creature token.
Tap seven untapped nontoken Lizards you control: Creatures get -1/-1 this turn for each Swamp you control.
Flow Jammer
{2}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Counter target spell unless it's controller pays {x}, where X is the number of untapped lands they control.
Hammock Trap
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Trap Card?
Hammock Trap enters the battlefield face down
{0}: Turn Hammock Trap face up, you may activate this ability any time you could cast an instant
When Hammock Trap is turned face up, tap target creature, it doesn't untap during it's controllers next untap step
Sophia
{u}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Robot
As long as Sophia is in play, players may not scry
{t}: Sophia becomes a Human in addition to it's other types until end of turn, then draw a card
1/1
Miracle
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Gain 5 life

Miracle {0}
Rancid
{g/b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Stinky Smelly creature
At the beginning of enchanted Stinky Smelly creature's controllers upkeep, that player puts an additional Stink counter on it
Enchanted Stinky Smelly creature has Protection from Females
Jurymin
{w/u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
{t}: Gain 2 life, activate this ability only if you control three or more creatures on the Jury Bench
Carpetburn
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Carpetburn deals 2 damage to target player. If you control Flying Carpet, Carpetburn deals 4 damage to that player instead.
Compleated Baboon
{1}{pg}
 
 C 
Creature – Ape-No-More
{3}{pg}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Compleated Baboon
Why? A cruel joke?
...
Oh. That's worse.
2/2
3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION!
 
 C 
Legendary Instant
Create a cake token
After missing 200, and 300, I've decided its time for cake!
Junkrat
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat
You may pay an additional {4} when you cast this spell, if you do, it gains Deathtouch.
When Junkrat enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target creature. If that creature dies this way, search your library for a Junk and put it on top of your library.
2/1
Spoon (The Utility)
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{c}{c}{t}: Draw a card, and then eat a spoonful of anything an opponent gives you in the next thirty seconds, if you're spoon is empty, or you don't swallow, discard a card
Sharp
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is Sharp until end of turn
Life Up!
{1}
 
 C 
Instant
Life Up!'s mana cost may be payed only with W, R or G

Gain 8 life

If you control a Internetian, gain 12 life instead
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Cigar
 T 
Token Artifact
Cigar is Red, Black and Green
Smoke – {t}, Sacrifice Cigar, Pretend to smoke for 7.75 seconds: Put two -0/-1 counters on target creature and put a Guilt counter on each of it's Parent creatures. If sixteen or more -0/-1 counters are put on a creature this way, it has "{t}: This creature's controller gains CAD $999.99"

Church of JRR (rare)
Flow Jammer (uncommon)
Hammock Trap (uncommon)
Sophia (uncommon)
Miracle (common)
Rancid (common)
Jurymin (common)
Carpetburn (common)
Compleated Baboon (common)
3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION! (common)
Junkrat (common)
Spoon (The Utility) (common)
Sharp (common)
Life Up! (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Cigar (token)