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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Prison Warden
{3}{w}{b}
 
 R 
Creature – Human Warden
{t}: Exile target creature then return it to the battlefield triple-tapped (it must be untapped thrice before it can be fully untapped, each untapping makes it one less tapped) and inhabit it onto a Gate for free, it cannot be removed for X turns where X is five plus the amount of damage its dealt this game. It cannot do anything until end of turn (it cannot attack or block, tap, activate abilities or have it's static or triggered abilities function)
4/5
Tuna Sammich Maker
{5}
 
 U 
Artifact
Sacrifice a Fish: Gain 4 life
Hyperness
{1}{w}{u}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Pay {w}, {u} or {r}: Eat something with sugar, scream, then choose one:
-You gain 4 life
-You loot 2
-Hyperness shocks up to two targets each
Funniest Shit I've Ever Seen
{4}{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Target creature becomes a 0/1 green Pickle and it loses all it's abilities.
Egg
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{t}, Tear Egg into as many pieces as you can within 5 seconds: Add a quarter of {g} for each new piece of Egg beyond the first, then sacrifice them all and throw them away
Illuminate the Appetite
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target white spell or destroy target white creature
Ebb
{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Kicker {2}{u}
Move target Island up to two centimeters. If Ebb was kicked, you may move it up to one meter instead. When you do, any permanents it touched are returned to their owners hands.
Red Aura
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is red in addition to it's other types
Bald Eagle
{1}{w}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Royal (Bald Eagle is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
Flying
3/3
Yutt
{w/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Yutt
2/2
Gnome Home
{3}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Gnome Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1.
{1}{u/g}, {t}: Create a 0/2 Gnome creature token with Defender and Hexproof.
Leaked Nudes
{4}
 
 C 
Enchantment Artifact
Whenever a creature spell is cast, take a picture of your naked body and post it on Facebook
Lily Vester has still been silent about the release of these shocking, and somewhat arousing images
Add Frenzy
{3}{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a card, then put it into your hand
Storm
JUST KEEP CLICKING NEW CARD, IDEAS WILL COME TO YOU!!
Sillytize
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Cigarette
 T 
Token Artifact
Smoke – {t}, Sacrifice Cigarette, Pretend to Smoke for 2.25 seconds: Put a -0/-1 counter on target creature and put a Guilt counter on each of it's Parent creatures. If four or more -0/-1 counters are put on a creature this way, it gains Deathtouch

Prison Warden (rare)
Tuna Sammich Maker (uncommon)
Hyperness (uncommon)
Funniest Shit I've Ever Seen (uncommon)
Egg (common)
Illuminate the Appetite (common)
Ebb (common)
Red Aura (common)
Bald Eagle (common)
Yutt (common)
Gnome Home (common)
Leaked Nudes (common)
Add Frenzy (common)
Sillytize (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Cigarette (token)