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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Garfield, Creation of the Internet
{b}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Planeswalker – Garfield
+1: Drain 1 to each player for each Food and Delectable you control
-2: Target Monster and/or Fatso you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Then, put a number of -1/-1 counters on target creature, where X is that creatures power
-10: Z̵̷̲̗̣͋͗͛ͨ̌̾̀͞ä̶̖͇̙͓̞̻͈̯̜̝͓̱͕̰́̂̇ͭ̊͒ͅl͖̳͇̘͎̻̝͋͐ͨ̈̂́͢ͅg͙͙̠̯̞̞͍̺̩̹̱͎̪̘̦̭̎̋͊̌̿͂̾̑͒ͨ̽̐ͨ́͟õͪ̅́ͮ͑ͭ͆͜҉̛͓͖̼̖̩ ̿ͪͩͪ҉̵͉͎̫͓̻̥͇͚͚̰͙͇͇̩͡c̔ͬͩͭͨ̓ͯ̌͒̄̚͏̵̕͟͏͍̜̱͍̯̮̻̭͇͎o̶̡͛͌̈́̈́ͧ̂̎́͏̯͔̲̹̪̻͈͈̺̲̺͈̬͈͙̳̀m̶̷̛͉͉̖̥̤̮̜͉̱̠̬̩̻͍͕̰̯̿̃̽͆͆͂ͨͮ̉ͮͦ͛̚͞e̶̟̗̤̘̮̗͚̻̭̽͂̊̉̒͐́͊̊ͭ̄̅̅͒ͨͣ͑͋̀ͅt̸͈̱͈̩̝͓͚͔̝̣̘̭͚͙̳̹̬̥̭̒ͨ̃͐ͣ͒̾̏̿͛̇͆͋̐ͭ͆̋̌́ĥ̙̘̙͉͕̺͎̜̱͍̭͕͈̙̪͉̻ͮ̑ͨͬͭ͜
"W-what d-did you sick bastards do to my boy?"
– Jim Davis
4
Poetry
{2}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All Clerics and Shamans you control gain "{t}: Scry 1"
Henchantment
{1}{w}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All creatures are Workers in addition to their other types
Headsplitter Skeleton
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Skeleton
When Headsplitter Skeleton enters the battlefield, if it is Halloween, destroy target Zombie.
3/3
Wild Soul
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying
2/2
Snake-Eye Die
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Block
Whenever a spell or ability would cause you to roll a die, you may tap this Block instead. If you do, you gain 1 life.
Griefing
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Put a Destruction counter on target Structure you don't control
Unemployee
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
0/1
Nayasaur
{w}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dinosaur
Trample
3/3
Level Up!
{u/g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature levels up
Sillytize
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)
Holy Symbol
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment Artifact
{2}, {t}: Destroy target nonwhite creature
Finger Gun
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}

Equipped creature has +2/+1 and Reach
pew pew
Fork (The Utility)
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Tap target Food you control, gain 2 life or draw a card
{r}{r}{r}{t}: Eat some Food an opponent controls, if they don't get you back until end of turn, draw a card at your end step
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Book
 T 
Artifact
{t}: Read a page of a book, if you understand it, draw a card

Garfield, Creation of the Internet (mythic)
Poetry (uncommon)
Henchantment (uncommon)
Headsplitter Skeleton (uncommon)
Wild Soul (common)
Snake-Eye Die (common)
Griefing (common)
Unemployee (common)
Nayasaur (common)
Level Up! (common)
Sillytize (common)
Holy Symbol (common)
Finger Gun (common)
Fork (The Utility) (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Book (token)