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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Saki-Hiro
{3}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Naga Shaman
Lifelink
The Messiah of Japanese Reptillian Religion (JRR)
7/7
Tetherball Effect
{2}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Force
Whenever a spell that targets an opponent resolves, Tetherball Effect creates a copy of it, that targets it's caster
Bayonet
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Equipment {2}
Equipped Equipment gains "Equipped creature has +0/+4 and Last Strike"
Swiper no Swiping!
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Instant
Destroy each card named Swiper, He who Swipes
Jellyfish
{1}{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Jellyfish
{3}{r}, Remove Jellyfish from combat: Jellyfish deals 1 damage to any target.
Tap an untapped Plant you control, {t}: Create a Jellyfish Jam artifact Food token.
2/1
Miracle
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Gain 5 life

Miracle {0}
Scandinavian Dog
{w/g}{s}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
Vigilance
{t}: Björk
2/3
Get Rekt
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As Get Rekt is cast, any player may pay {2} to counter it

Target player gets Rekt
Sad Clown
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Clown Demon Horror
Deathtouch, Lifelink, Deathlink, Lifetouch
2/2
No
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target spell that would win opponent the game
You may play No from your graveyard, library, hand, or exile
Lucky Penny
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Coin
{t}: Put a Luck counter on Lucky Penny
{x}{t}, Remove X Luck counters from Lucky Penny: Add {x}{x}
Kerv Beest
{x}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Beast
X is equal to your current turn minus one
Kerv Beest's power and toughness are both equal to your current turn.
*/*
Meta
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Say something meta or break character, if you do, draw a card
Fire Elemelon
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
Haste, Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
2/1
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
LOLCat
 T 
Token Creature – Cat Internetian
1/1

Saki-Hiro (rare)
Tetherball Effect (uncommon)
Bayonet (uncommon)
Swiper no Swiping! (uncommon)
Jellyfish (common)
Miracle (common)
Scandinavian Dog (common)
Get Rekt (common)
Sad Clown (common)
No (common)
Lucky Penny (common)
Kerv Beest (common)
Meta (common)
Fire Elemelon (common)
Grainforest (basic)
LOLCat (token)