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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Backwoodsman
{3}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Land Creature – Forest Human Farmer
Backwoodsman gets +3/+3 as long as you control a Forest, if that Forest is your southernmost Land, Backwoodsman gets an additional +2/+2
2/2
 
Attack of the Planeswalkers!
{3}{r}
 
 R 
Enchantment
During the declare attacker's step of combat on your turn, you may have any number of Planeswalkers you control deal damage equal to their loyalty to target player. Those players may choose any numbers of creatures they control to take the damage that would be dealt by that planeswalker, divided as you choose, among those creatures instead of them. If they do, those creatures deal damage equal to their power to that planeswalker.
Ewe Aven
{w}{g}
 
 U 
Land Creature – Pokemon Treefolk Bird
{3}{w}: +1/+0 and Flying until end of game
{3}{g}: +0/+1 and Reach until end of game
2/2
Rhetoricality
{?}{?}
 
 U 
Enchantment
(What should {?} be payed with?)
Whenever a player asks a rhetorical question, you may pay {1}. If you do, you gain 1 life.
Pro
{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Internetian
Haste, Prowess
3/3
The MRS
{x}
 
 C 
Legendary Basic Running Gag Cardset – God Being of Ultimate Power
X is equal to the number of cards in this cardset
When The MRS enters the battlefield, for the remainder of the universe, players who make cards lose 2 life.
X/X
Fyrefoxx
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Fox
{r}: Ping target creature
1/1
Pocket
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip equipment
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Pocket for at least one turn.) for things with art smaller than a breadbox.
{2}{pu}, Drop Pocket from a height equal to your waist-level give or take two centimeters: Store as many permanents it touches on it as you can.
Hamboi
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
{t}: Sacrifice Hamboi, create two Beef Jerky tokens
1/1
Blue Bandana
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from blue, and gets +0/+1 for each blue creature in play

Blue creatures have protection from the equipped creature
Creepy Pasta
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Horror Construct
You may have any number of cards named Creepy Pasta in your deck
Creepy Pasta has +1/+1 for each black Food, Horror, or Construct you control
{b}{t}: Discard two cards, activate this ability once every turn or sacrifice all cards named Creepy Pasta from libraries, graveyards, and the battlefield
1/1
Gtazer
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Gtaz
{t}: Gtazer pings any target, if target is creature, it cant block this turn
1/1
Bandage
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Bandage, Wait five seconds: Heal target creature, if you do, gain 15 life, activate this ability only if your life total is 75 or less
Giegote
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Satyr
2/2
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Buffetdish
 T 
Artifact – Delectable
{t}: Gain 5 life for each 1000 calories you have eaten today

Backwoodsman (common, foil)
Attack of the Planeswalkers! (rare)
Ewe Aven (uncommon)
Rhetoricality (uncommon)
Pro (uncommon)
The MRS (common)
Fyrefoxx (common)
Pocket (common)
Hamboi (common)
Blue Bandana (common)
Creepy Pasta (common)
Gtazer (common)
Bandage (common)
Giegote (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Buffetdish (token)