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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Critical Hypocrisy
{5}{w}{b}
 
 M 
Enchantment
Whenever a player is hypocritical, put a Critical counter on Critical Hypocrisy

{t}: Remove five Critical counters from Critical Hypocrisy, sacrifice Critical Hypocrisy, target player who has been hypocritical this game is Rekt, and you gain 5 life
Bonecrusher Zombie
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Zombie
When Bonecrusher Zombie enters the battlefield, if it is Halloween, destroy target Skeleton.
3/3
Elidocorc
{1}{u}{b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Elidocorc
Elidocorc is the bane of Crocodiles and Alligators
3/3
No Backsies
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Silly Enchantment
Player that make players gain control of any number of things they do not own cannot regain control of those things.
Black Aura
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is black in addition to it's other colors
Restless Soul
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Haste, Flying
2/1
Fly
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
Flying
0.5/0.5
Farmer
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
{t}: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender
2/2
Pharmacist
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Cleric
{t}: Create a colorless Prescription artifact token
2/2
Mop
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Cleric or Worker {1}
Whenever equipped creature attacks a player, that player loses all unspent {u}.
Hellhound
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Demon Hound
Haste
2/2
Birthday
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature has three hundred sixty five or more Age counters on it, it's controller gains 1 life. Then, sacrifice Birthday
4K doesnt make a bad thing good
 
 C 
 
Accept that graphics aren't the only factor to whether something is quality
Long Legs
{1}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Spider
Reach
1/3
a card frfr?
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Choose one:
– Target creature gains Lure this turn.
– Target creature gains Indestructible this turn.
Entwine {1} (Choose both if you pay the entwine cost.)
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Bread
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice one twelfth of Bread, gain 2 life or draw a card
{g}{g}: Target Plains you control becomes a Wheatfarm

Critical Hypocrisy (mythic)
Bonecrusher Zombie (uncommon)
Elidocorc (uncommon)
No Backsies (uncommon)
Black Aura (common)
Restless Soul (common)
Fly (common)
Farmer // Pharmacist (common)
Mop (common)
Hellhound (common)
Birthday (common)
4K doesnt make a bad thing good (common)
Long Legs (common)
a card frfr? (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Bread (token)