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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Hydras' Bane
{3}{w}{w}
 
 R 
Creature – Human Hero
When Hydras' Bane enters the battlefield, destroy all Hydras.
{1}{w}{t}: Remove all +1/+1 counters from target creature
"SCREW YOU HEROES' BANE!"
-Auro Hydrabane
1/4
Waiting for dinner
{2}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All your creatures gain Hungry 2 until end of turn
Lovely Dirb
{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Dirb
Flying
Bonk: Two permanents reproduce
0/1
Ass Hole
{b/g}{b/g}
 
 U 
Instant
Destroy target Land, if you do, you may tap any number of Donkeys
Orc of Mykazoo
{w}{b}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Orc Warrior
Trample, Menace
2/3
Rabid Rabbit
{b/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit Zombie
Infect, Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Rabid Rabbit up to two inches.)
2/1
Eep
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Eep only when a creature you control takes damage.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Bull's Feces
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
Sacrifice Bull's Feces: Target player loses 2 life, activate this ability only if the targeted player told a lie
Amooza!
{1}{w}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Amooza!, Say "Amooza!!" as loud as you can: You gain 5 life
Midas Touch
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gains Goldtouch
Spawnkill
{w}{w}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield target creature Spawnkill's controller controls destroys it, then Spawnkill's controller sacrifices Spawnkill
Deja Vu
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Copy target spell
Earth Elemelon
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
{t}: Add {g}, activate this ability only once each turn
2/2
Deodorant
{2}
 
 C 
Smelly Artifact
{u}{A}{t}: Destroy target Stench card
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Tattoo
 T 
Token Emblem
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one:
-Tattoo drains 2
-Add two mana of any one color
-Destroy target creature with converted mana cost equal or less than the highest converted mana cost among creatures you control

Hydras' Bane (rare)
Waiting for dinner (uncommon)
Lovely Dirb (uncommon)
Ass Hole (uncommon)
Orc of Mykazoo (common)
Rabid Rabbit (common)
Eep (common)
Bull's Feces (common)
Amooza! (common)
Midas Touch (common)
Spawnkill (common)
Deja Vu (common)
Earth Elemelon (common)
Deodorant (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Tattoo (token)