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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Melting Ice Caps
{r}{r}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Sorcery
Destroy all permanents with the Snow supertype (this includes lands)
Victorian Strike!
{1}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Exile target permanent with less than six age counters on it
Respect the Dead
{1}{w/b}{w/b}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura |Kurse|
Enchant graveyard
Cards in enchanted graveyard cannot be targeted and their activated abilities cannot be activated.
Rangery
{1}{w}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment
When Rangery enters the battlefield, tap all creatures without Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, or Spaceflight, they cannot untap while Rangery is in play
Whenever a creature without Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing or Spaceflight enters the battlefield, tap it, it cannot untap while Rangery is in play
Sin Fyip
{b}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Fyip
Deathlink (Damage dealt by Sin Fyip causes it's controller to lose that much life)
4/3
Navy War
{3}{u}{u}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Choose one:
-All Vehicles you control gain Swimming, Fishing and Reach until end of turn
-Any number of target Vehicles you control, fight any number of target creatures you don't control
Compleated Baboon
{1}{pg}
 
 C 
Creature – Ape-No-More
{3}{pg}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Compleated Baboon
Why? A cruel joke?
...
Oh. That's worse.
2/2
Prison Shiv
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature has +4/-2 and is black
Rektfeaster
{1}{w/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Horror
Whenever something get's Rekt, choose one:
-You gain 2 life
-Rektfeaster drains 1 to any target
Doodle
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Draw a picture in fifteen seconds or less, then pick an opponent, if that opponent likes the picture, you may deal 3 damage to them
Trade
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Trade Magic (You and target opponent each put a Magic card from your hands into the other player's hand.)
Shitpost
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Post something on social media that could be considered "random" and "shitty", if you get a negative comment or dislike, you may discard a card
In a Jar
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed creature is an Artifact in addition to it's other types and gains Storage 1
Create
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Create something
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Junk
 T 
Token Artifact – Junk

Melting Ice Caps (rare)
Victorian Strike! (uncommon)
Respect the Dead (uncommon)
Rangery (uncommon)
Sin Fyip (common)
Navy War (common)
Compleated Baboon (common)
Prison Shiv (common)
Rektfeaster (common)
Doodle (common)
Trade (common)
Shitpost (common)
In a Jar (common)
Create (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Junk (token)