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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Internet Flood
{5}{u}{u}{u}
 
 R 
Sorcery
Create X 1/1 LOLCat creature tokens, where X is your devotion to Spam (devotion to Spam is measured in the number of Spam tokens you control)
Canopatog
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Atog
When Canopatog enters the battlefield or dies, you may put a Forest from your hand onto the battlefield tapped
3/3
Bayonet
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Equipment {2}
Equipped Equipment gains "Equipped creature has +0/+4 and Last Strike"
Guilty Verdict
{w}{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Destroy target creature that attacked this turn
Apple Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
All Artifacts gain "{t}: Google"
{2}{c}{c}: Gain 1 life for each Artifact that Googled this turn
Lmao
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a 1/1 LmaoAlien token with Hexproof
NCN Crafter
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Elf Artificer
{2}{g}: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by creatures this turn. Put ta +1/+1 counter on all Faeries that had their damage prevented this way.
2/2
Noob
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
1/1
Pinkhole
{r/w}{r/w}{r/w}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target land or creature
Respawn
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Respawn target Gamer
Sun Fyip
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Fyip
Firebreathing, Lifelink
2/2
Twisted Paperclip
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
Tweet
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Tweet, pay {w}, {u}, {r} or {b}
Create a 1/1 blue Twitterbyrd creature token with Flying and "{3}, Tweet: Draw a card"
GamBling
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
GamBling is Gold
{0}: Add {w}{w} or {b}{b} only if you earned money this turn and only once each turn
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Twitterbyrd
 T 
Token Creature
Flying
{3}, Tweet: Draw a card
1/1

Internet Flood (rare)
Canopatog (uncommon)
Bayonet (uncommon)
Guilty Verdict (uncommon)
Apple Logo (common)
Lmao (common)
NCN Crafter (common)
Noob (common)
Pinkhole (common)
Respawn (common)
Sun Fyip (common)
Twisted Paperclip (common)
Tweet (common)
GamBling (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Twitterbyrd (token)