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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Goggles of Vision
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature's abilities may not be countered or prevented
 
Lord of the Selfless
{5}{w}{w}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Angel Lord
Lord of the Selfless's power cannot be greater than 0.
You cannot cast spells.
Opponents spells cost {x} less to cast, where X is Lord of the Selfless's toughness.
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, they may gain 7 life.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a Purity counter on Lord of the Selfless.
Creatures you don't control get +X/+X where X is Lord of the Selfless's toughness.
{t}, remove any number of Purity counters from Lord of the Selfless: For each counter removed this way, put three +0/+1 counters on Lord of the Selfless.
Pay 1 life: Target opponent gains 1 life. At the beginning of each end step, if you didn't activate this ability this turn, sacrifice Lord of the Selfless.
When Lord of the Selfless dies, you lose the game.
0/7
Megaphone
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip lib {0}
Equipped lib has "{t}: Tap target creature without a victim counter on it."
Sonic Fastboi
{3}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Anime-Protagonist Plant Boar
Sonic Fastboi is Blue.
Jump Boost 4 ({e}: Move Sonic Fastboi up to four inches.), flash, super haste
3/2
Paranoia
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gains "Every 5 seconds, tap then untap this creature, put a Paranoia counter on it" and "Whenever this creature has 500 or more Paranoia counters on it, sacrifice it and destroy all other creatures"
Nemcatcher's Net
{11}
 
 C 
Artifact
Nemcatcher's Net enters the battlefield tapped
{11}, {t}, Sacrifice Nemcatcher's Net: Target Faerie you don't own or control gets +3/+3 and it's owner gains 45 life. It deals damage equal to it's power to you, twice.
Self Deprecator
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Unattractive
{t}: Self Deprecator puts a -1/-1 counter on itself, you may discard a card
2/3
Volatile Hitmyran
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Hitmyran
{3}{r}: +2/+0 until end of turn
3/2
Bunny Wabbit
{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit
Jump Boost 5 ({e}: Move Bunny Wabbit up to five inches.)
1/1
Domo
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Domo
1/1
401ster
{2}{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Clone Soldier
common #401
0/1
Hamboi
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
{t}: Sacrifice Hamboi, create two Beef Jerky tokens
1/1
Create
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Create something
Dudeism
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Human
Enchanted Human gains "{w}{w}: Take a puff, if you don't cough, create a 1/1 white Dude creature token"
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Calamari
 T 
Artifact – Delectable
{t}, Sacrifice Calamari: Gain 3 life

Goggles of Vision (common, foil)
Lord of the Selfless (rare)
Megaphone (uncommon)
Sonic Fastboi (uncommon)
Paranoia (uncommon)
Nemcatcher's Net (common)
Self Deprecator (common)
Volatile Hitmyran (common)
Bunny Wabbit (common)
Domo (common)
401ster (common)
Hamboi (common)
Create (common)
Dudeism (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Calamari (token)