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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Thanos, Infinite War-Titan
{5}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Planeswalker – Thanos
Thanos, Infinite War-Titan is Pink
+1: Tutor an Artifact
0: Create a 4/4 black Child of Thanos creature token with Deathtouch and Menace
-2: Sacrifice target green female Alien creature you control: Add three orange mana
-20: Destroy half of all creatures at random. Activate this ability only if you control six or more artifacts
7
Competitive Eater
{1}{r/b}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Fatso
Haste
Whenever Competitive Eater attacks you may pay {2} if you do, destroy target Food
2/1
Tuna Sammich
{w}{g}{y}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Tuna Sammich: Target creature loses Hungry until end of turn. Then, Defecate 2 (Exile two cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.).
It looks and tastes like puke
Mangaroo
{3}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Anime-Protagonist Kangaroo
Jump Boost 7, Storage 3
When Mangaroo enters the battlefield, create two Book tokens.
3/3
Moo
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Gain 4 life for each Cow creature you control
French Vanilla Guy
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
First Strike
2/3
Ingrown Toenail
{b/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable Equipment
Equip {4}
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
Mr Commitment Issues
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Mr Commitment Issues cannot be combined or bred with other creatures

At the end of every turn remove all counters from Mr Commitment Issues
4/4
Bugbear
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Beast
Reach
Bugbear cannot attack unless you pay {1}.
3/1
Pepperoni Pizza
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice one eighth of Pepperoni Pizza, draw a card, then gain 2 life if the drawn card was the color of a pizza topping you have eaten in the past 24 hours
Slithering Ekam
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Snake
3/3
Bear Paw (The Morbidcharm)
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature's abilities cost {1} less and require tapping
Dark Fae of the NEMBK
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Faerie
Flying, Lifelink
1/1
Domino
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Domino
{t}: Tap another Domino
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Suicide Bomber
 T 
Token Creature – Human Soldier
{0}: Sacrifice Suicide Bomber, it shocks target creature or Structure
2/3

Thanos, Infinite War-Titan (mythic)
Competitive Eater (uncommon)
Tuna Sammich (uncommon)
Mangaroo (uncommon)
Moo (common)
French Vanilla Guy (common)
Ingrown Toenail (common)
Mr Commitment Issues (common)
Bugbear (common)
Pepperoni Pizza (common)
Slithering Ekam (common)
Bear Paw (The Morbidcharm) (common)
Dark Fae of the NEMBK (common)
Domino (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Suicide Bomber (token)