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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Goggles of Vision
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature's abilities may not be countered or prevented
 
Mike Hunt
{2}{g}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Unspeakable
{1}: Target player says Mike Hunt's name
{8}: Target player draws a card for each time they have read Mike Hunt's name this turn
His name is unspeakable...
1/1
Bottleflippin'
{u}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Flip three water bottles, for each success, draw a card
If you cap flip thrice, draw ten cards
Corn Maze
{3}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food Structure
Idiot and Plant Habitat
You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure.
Tap a Plant inhabiting this structure: Add {g}{g}{g}. Activate this ability only once per turn.
Saddle Sores
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature with Horsemanship
Nitslave
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Create a Yarn token
{2}{b}: Sacrifice Nitslave and two Yarn tokens, you may play an Equipment from your hand onto the battlefield
1/2
Rektum
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{b}{b}: Lose 2 life, target nonblack creature get's Rekt, as long as it has nudity in it's art
Sweet
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant permanent
Enchanted permanent is white, may not attack or block, is an Angel in addition to it's other types, and has "{t}: Eat something with sugar, gain 1 life"
Boosterbot
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct
Magnetic (You may have this creature enter the battlefield enchanting target Construct. If you do, enchanted creature has this permanent's text box.)
2/2
Passionate Aetherborn
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
Haste
Life is too short to not have fun
2/1
Couch Potato
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Zombie Fatso
Defender
{t}: Remove {e} from target player.
2/5
Ice Scream
{w/u}
 
 C 
Instant
Tap any target for the remainder of the game, create an IceCream token
Rektfeaster
{1}{w/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Horror
Whenever something get's Rekt, choose one:
-You gain 2 life
-Rektfeaster drains 1 to any target
Comment dump
 
 C 
 
Put endless comments on Comment dump
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Monster
 T 
Token Creature – Monster
Deathtouch, Trample, Infect
8/8

Goggles of Vision (common, foil)
Mike Hunt (rare)
Bottleflippin' (uncommon)
Corn Maze (uncommon)
Saddle Sores (uncommon)
Nitslave (common)
Rektum (common)
Sweet (common)
Boosterbot (common)
Passionate Aetherborn (common)
Couch Potato (common)
Ice Scream (common)
Rektfeaster (common)
Comment dump (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Monster (token)