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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Enchantment Artifact
Every time a player gets Rekt, you may play a colorless card from your hand for free
{2}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
As long as you control a Nomad, red spells cannot be cast
 U 
Enchantment
All creatures are Workers in addition to their other types
 U 
Enchantment
Player's may not take extra turns
 C 
Creature – Human Evil Teenager Idiot
13/13
 C 
Creature – Anime-Protagonist
When Animemal enters the battlefield, it becomes any Animal Creature type of your choice for the remainder of the game
2/2
 C 
Artifact – Equipment Badge
Equip Child {3}
Equipped child is a Scout in addition to it's other types and gets +1/+2 and gains Basic Landwalk
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Horror
2/1
 C 
Artifact Creature – Dragon Child Egg
Dragon Egg cannot attack or block
Whenever there are two or more age counters on Dragon Egg, transform it
0/1
Basic Dragon
 
 C 
Creature – Dragon
Flying, Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn), Haste
4/3
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is white in addition to it's other colors and is a Spirit in addition to it's other types
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
{t}: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender
2/2
Pharmacist
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Cleric
{t}: Create a colorless Prescription artifact token
2/2
 C 
Basic Creature – Evil
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists gets +1/+0 for each totally unique creature we share
Whenever a non-nice creature enters the cuddlefield, return me to Mommy's tummy and put a Victim counter on me
0/0
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is the target of all spells and abilities
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
 T 
Artifact
{t}: Read a page of a book, if you understand it, draw a card

Crystal of Rekt (rare)
No Mad (uncommon)
Henchantment (uncommon)
Patience (uncommon)
Teenager (common)
Animemal (common)
Scout Badge (common)
Gremlin (common)
Dragon Egg (common)
White Cloth (common)
Farmer // Pharmacist (common)
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists (common)
Sillytize (common)
Bull's Eye (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Book (token)