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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Koob the Bookfiend
{3}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Bookfiend Lord
Sacrifice any number of Book tokens: Put thrice that number of +1/+1 counters on each Bookfiend you control
5/5
Tetherball Effect
{2}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Force
Whenever a spell that targets an opponent resolves, Tetherball Effect creates a copy of it, that targets it's caster
Mana Nana
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Chef
Cook Bread – {2} ({2}: Create a Bread token)
Whenever a Food token enters the battlefield under your control, add {g}.
2/2
Collegesytle
{2}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Cast Collegesytle only if you attend College and control a Student
Spells or abilities that would make you pay money are countered
Spells or abilities that would make you eat, make you eat Ramen or Kraft Dinner instead
Volcano
 
 C 
Land
{t}: Add {r} or {g}, Volcano shocks you
Comment dump
 
 C 
 
Put endless comments on Comment dump
Watermelon
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Watermelon: Add X mana of any combination of blue or green mana, where X is four minus the number of halfseconds it took you to activate this ability
Red Apple
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Red Apple, gain 2 life
{r}{r}{t}, tap two Red creatures you control, sacrifice Red Apple: Gain 4 life and create a red Plant token
Green Apple
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Green Apple, gain 2 life
{g}{g}{t}, tap two Green creatures you control:, sacrifice Green Apple: Gain 4 life, and create a green Plant token
Fly
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
Flying
0.5/0.5
Snake-Eye Die
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Block
Whenever a spell or ability would cause you to roll a die, you may tap this Block instead. If you do, you gain 1 life.
Sillyfy
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)
Bad Ass
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey
{t}: Say something mean, then gain 1 life
1/1
Screeching Curd
 
 C 
Basic Creature – Curd
As an additional cost to cast Screeching Curd, pay half of a {g}
When Screeching Curd dies, gain 1 life
0/0.01
Kale
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
pukes
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Emerald
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Emerald: Add {g}

Koob the Bookfiend (rare)
Tetherball Effect (uncommon)
Mana Nana (uncommon)
Collegesytle (uncommon)
Volcano (common)
Comment dump (common)
Watermelon (common)
Red Apple // Green Apple (common)
Fly (common)
Snake-Eye Die (common)
Sillyfy (common)
Bad Ass (common)
Screeching Curd (common)
Kale (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Emerald (token)