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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Weirdo
{?}
 
 U 
Creature – Weird
(What should {?} be payed with?)
When Weirdo enters the battlefield, non-Weird creatures become pacified until end of turn (pacified creatures cannot attack or block and lose all abilities)
1/1
 
4Kth Caardvaark
{4}K
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Aardvaark
(K can be paid with one thousand mana of any colors)
Trample
Whenever 4Kth Caardvaark attacks, you gain 400 life.
4/4
Cross the River
{u}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Move target creature onto target opponent's side of the battlefield, activate this ability only if that creature would cross an Island
Trashbin
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact
Sacrifice a Junk: Add one mana of any color.
Curse Fluency
{2}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Your swears cannot be countered
Whenever you swear, you may spit on target creature, if you do, destroy it, then throw it out. It cannot be recycled
Teamer
{u}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Internetian Child
Pay {u}, {r}, or {g}: Teamer combines with another Internetian or Child until end of turn
Teamer gets +1/+1 for each creature it is combined with
bruh team bruh pls
1/1
Abandon Building
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Structure
Enchanted Structure cannot be inhabited (so remove all the inhabitants LOL)
Adipose
{x}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+X and is a Fatso in addition to it's other types. If X is five or more, enchanted creature also gains Trample.
Loyal Sycophant
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
When Loyal Sycophant enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each creature you control with converted mana cost 1 or lses
1/1
Fyrefoxx
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Fox
{r}: Ping target creature
1/1
Sadness
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Embodiement
If you cry while Sadness is in play, sacrifice it, then lose 5 life
aLL mY fRIENDS hATE mE
4/4
Birthday Clown
{w}{w}{w}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Clown Shaman
{t}: Create a Balloon artifact token
2/3
Broom
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Cleric or Worker {1}
Equipped creature has Sweeping. It also has Deathtouch and Lifelink for Germs.
Backpack
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains Storage 2
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Clone
 T 
Creature – Clone
{2}{u}: Clone becomes another target creature of your choice until end of turn
1/1

Weirdo (uncommon, foil)
4Kth Caardvaark (mythic)
Cross the River (uncommon)
Trashbin (uncommon)
Curse Fluency (uncommon)
Teamer (common)
Abandon Building (common)
Adipose (common)
Loyal Sycophant (common)
Fyrefoxx (common)
Sadness (common)
Birthday Clown (common)
Broom (common)
Backpack (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Clone (token)