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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Mr Happy, Christmas Poop
{4}{w}{g}{r}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Anthropomorphist
Double Strike
When Mr Happy, Christmas Poop enters the battlefield, Defecate 5 (Exile five cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). Then, if it's December, you gain 12 life and distribute twelve +1/+1 counters among creatures you control.
4/4
Restricted
{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant target permanent
Enchanted permanent's abilities may only be activated if their controller is older than 18
Codename: Diving
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Merfolk Artificer
{x}{t}: Look at the top X cards of your library, you may reveal an artifact card from among them with converted mana cost X or less and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
1/2
Meleeism
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
When Meleeism enters the battlefield all creatures lose Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, and Spaceflight
Creatures cannot gain Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, and Spaceflight
All creatures have +1/+0
Frame for Crime
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Frame for Crime deals damage to any target equal to thrice the number of things on the Jury Bench
Frameshift
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target Frame becomes another target Frame until end of turn
Child Soldier
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Child Soldier
Last-Strike
Child Soldier cannot attack or block alone
2/1
Melon
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Melon, gain 3 life
Tap a creature you control: Transform Melon
Melon Hat
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is an Idiot in addition to it's other types
Doodle
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Draw a picture in fifteen seconds or less, then pick an opponent, if that opponent likes the picture, you may deal 3 damage to them
Feed
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature loses Hungry
Silk Dress
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Human Female
Equipped Human Female has Hexproof
Insightful Dream
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Insightful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Scry 3 then you may tap target permanent that shares a type with a card looked at this way.
Selfharmer
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
At the beginning of each end step, if you lost life this turn, draw a card
0/1
You Tried!
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Award
Cast You Tried! only after another target player casts a spell that does not resolve

Awarded player may draw a card, if they admit failure
Fat Ass (the Second)
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey Fatso
Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add {r}.)
2/3
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Bacon
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Bacon: Gain 100 Life

Mr Happy, Christmas Poop (rare)
Restricted (uncommon)
Codename: Diving (uncommon)
Meleeism (uncommon)
Frame for Crime // Frameshift (common)
Child Soldier (common)
Melon (common)
Doodle (common)
Feed (common)
Silk Dress (common)
Insightful Dream (common)
Selfharmer (common)
You Tried! (common)
Fat Ass (the Second) (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Bacon (token)