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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Caricature
{2}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Roll two six-sided dice, record the outcomes
Target Silly creature you control gains +X/+Y, where X was the first dice roll, and Y was the second
 
Lord of the Selfless
{5}{w}{w}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Angel Lord
Lord of the Selfless's power cannot be greater than 0.
You cannot cast spells.
Opponents spells cost {x} less to cast, where X is Lord of the Selfless's toughness.
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, they may gain 7 life.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a Purity counter on Lord of the Selfless.
Creatures you don't control get +X/+X where X is Lord of the Selfless's toughness.
{t}, remove any number of Purity counters from Lord of the Selfless: For each counter removed this way, put three +0/+1 counters on Lord of the Selfless.
Pay 1 life: Target opponent gains 1 life. At the beginning of each end step, if you didn't activate this ability this turn, sacrifice Lord of the Selfless.
When Lord of the Selfless dies, you lose the game.
0/7
Sporeosisaling
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Plant
When Sporeosisaling dies, create two copies of it.
1/1
Rabies
{w/b}{w/b}{w/b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All Beasts have Infect
Credit Card
{4}{u}
 
 U 
Artifact
Rather than spending mana to cast spells or activate abilities you may put X debit counters on Credit Card where X is the amount of mana you would have spent.
{1}: Remove a debt counter from Credit Card
At the beginning of the end step, if there are 5 or more debt counters on Credit Card, you lose the game
No
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target spell that would win opponent the game
You may play No from your graveyard, library, hand, or exile
Fly Swatter
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature
Equipped creature has "{1}{t}: Destroy target insect with Flying"
elp-Mart
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Deer
1/2
Bull's Eye
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is the target of all spells and abilities
Bull's Feces
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
Sacrifice Bull's Feces: Target player loses 2 life, activate this ability only if the targeted player told a lie
Toddler Safety Rail
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Wall
You may have up to ten cards in your deck named Toddler Safety Rail
{1}: Combine Toddler Safety Rail with another card you control named Toddler Safety Rail
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose X target Child creatures, where X is the number of combined cards named Toddler Safety Rail you control, permanents you control have protection from the chosen creatures until end of turn
Zombee
{b}{y}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie Insect
Flying
2/1
Birthday
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature has three hundred sixty five or more Age counters on it, it's controller gains 1 life. Then, sacrifice Birthday
Spank
{w/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Spank pings target Child
Draw a card
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Cockroach
 T 
Token Creature – Insect
Deathtouch
Whenever you cast a green or black spell, Cockroach gains Infect until end of turn
1/1

Caricature (uncommon, foil)
Lord of the Selfless (rare)
Sporeosisaling (uncommon)
Rabies (uncommon)
Credit Card (uncommon)
No (common)
Fly Swatter (common)
elp-Mart (common)
Bull's Eye (common)
Bull's Feces (common)
Toddler Safety Rail (common)
Zombee (common)
Birthday (common)
Spank (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Cockroach (token)