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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Avatar of Security
{4}{w}{w}
 
 R 
Creature – Avatar
When Avatar of Security enters the battlefield, it's power becomes equal to any amount of your life total, and it's toughness equal to the rest. You may pay {2} at any time to redistribute these values.
Vigilance, Trample and cannot be dealt noncombat damage and can block and be blocked by any number of creatures.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 3 life.
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You Only Ask Once (YOAO)
{w}
 
 U 
Instant
One-Off (Only one of You Only Ask Once (YOAO) may be in any deck, and only one may be played per match)
Target player may reveal their hand. If they don't, you gain 7 life.
Whiz Witch
{2}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Hag Wizard
Wizards you control get +1/+1 and cannot be blocked
{3}{u}: Damage dealt to your opponents and planeswalkers they control cannot be prevented this turn.
3/4
Two-Headed Tnaig
{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Tnaig Mutant
When Two-Headed Tnaig enters the battlefield, create a token that is a copy of it, the combine them
0.5/0.5
Cereal Sauce Carton (Breast Juice Carton)
{w}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target green Food gains "{w}: Gain 1 life"
Booster Shot
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn
Spoon (The Utility)
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{c}{c}{t}: Draw a card, and then eat a spoonful of anything an opponent gives you in the next thirty seconds, if you're spoon is empty, or you don't swallow, discard a card
Derp
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
1/1
Speck of Potential
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Germ
When Speck of Potential enters the battlefield, you may put a creature card with converted mana cost 1 or less from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
0/1
Thriving Speck
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Germ
When Thriving Speck enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on it or another target creature with converted mana cost 1 or less.
0/1
Noob
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
1/1
Bull's Feces
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
Sacrifice Bull's Feces: Target player loses 2 life, activate this ability only if the targeted player told a lie
Shackles
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}

Equipped creature is a Slave in addition to it's other types, and gains "{3}{t}: Draw a card"

You control equipped creature
Purify Soul
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has base power and toughness 1/1 and gains Shroud.
When Purify Soul leaves the battlefield, create enchanted creature's Soulform (To create a creature's Soulform, create a token that is a copy of that creature except it's a white Spirit in addition to it's other colors and types.).
Nayasaur
{w}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dinosaur
Trample
3/3
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Calamari
 T 
Artifact – Delectable
{t}, Sacrifice Calamari: Gain 3 life

Avatar of Security (rare)
You Only Ask Once (YOAO) (uncommon)
Whiz Witch (uncommon)
Two-Headed Tnaig (uncommon)
Cereal Sauce Carton (Breast Juice Carton) (common)
Booster Shot (common)
Spoon (The Utility) (common)
Derp (common)
Speck of Potential // Thriving Speck (common)
Noob (common)
Bull's Feces (common)
Shackles (common)
Purify Soul (common)
Nayasaur (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Calamari (token)