[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Obama's Barracks    R  Artifact – Structure Soldier Habitat Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1. If you control a President, they get +2/+2 and gain first strike instead.	Mana Nana    U  Creature – Human Chef Cook Bread – (: Create a Bread token) Whenever a Food token enters the battlefield under your control, add . 2/2	Psychotic Arsonist    U  Creature – Human Pyromancer When Psychotic Arsonist enters the battlefield it deals 2 damage to target creature or player Madness (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.) 2/2	Bane of Arthropods    U  Enchantment – Aura Enchant Equipment Enchanted Equipment is the Bane of Spiders and Trilobites
Bull's Feces    C  Artifact Sacrifice Bull's Feces: Target player loses 2 life, activate this ability only if the targeted player told a lie	Zombee    C  Creature – Zombie Insect Flying 2/1	Pink Eye    C  Enchantment – Aura Pink Eye is Pink Enchant creature Enchanted creature has -1/-1, gains Unattractive, and has Infect	Quill    C  Artifact Quill is White When Quill enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 1 damage to a Bird you control, if you don't, exile it , Tap an untapped blue Human you control with converted mana cost 6 or greater: Create one two-hundredth of a Book token
Bakery    C  Artifact – Structure Chef Habitat Cook Bread – (: Create a Bread token) Tap an untapped Chef you control: You gain 2 life.	Bee Syrup    C  Artifact – Delectable Sacrifice Bee Syrup, Say "Honey", then gain 2 life	Toddler Safety Rail    C  Artifact – Wall You may have up to ten cards in your deck named Toddler Safety Rail : Combine Toddler Safety Rail with another card you control named Toddler Safety Rail At the beginning of your upkeep, choose X target Child creatures, where X is the number of combined cards named Toddler Safety Rail you control, permanents you control have protection from the chosen creatures until end of turn	Gag    C  Instant Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, if it would die this way bounce it instead
Zoom    C  Instant Split Second Choose one: -Skip the next step or phase of target player's turn -Target spell or ability on the stack resolves, all other spells or abilities on the stack do not resolve, for each spell or ability that does not resolve this way, pay or lose 1 life	Do it for the LOLS LOL    C  Legendary LOL – LOL Tell a joke, if nobody laughs, you lose the game CAST ME FER TEH LAWLZ	Wheatfarm    B  Basic Land : Add , then you gain 1 life	Runner  T  Creature – Human Haste, First Strike, Landwalk 2/2

Obama's Barracks (rare)
Mana Nana (uncommon)
Psychotic Arsonist (uncommon)
Bane of Arthropods (uncommon)
Bull's Feces (common)
Zombee (common)
Pink Eye (common)
Quill (common)
Bakery (common)
Bee Syrup (common)
Toddler Safety Rail (common)
Gag (common)
Zoom (common)
Do it for the LOLS (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Runner (token)