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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
The Count
{1}{b}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Vampire Puppet
Puppet (Any player may activate The Count's abilities.)
When The Count enters the battlefield, Count 100
{b}: Each opponent that hasn't counted this turn loses 1 life and you gain that much life.
1/1
Psychotic Arsonist
{3}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Pyromancer
When Psychotic Arsonist enters the battlefield it deals 2 damage to target creature or player
Madness {2}{r} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)
2/2
Screwing of the Bulb
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Tap all Idiots you control, you may play a Yellow, White, Orange, or Gold artifact with no supertypes or subtypes from your hand, as long as it has converted mana cost 2 or less
Kayception
K
 
 U 
Enchantment
K may be payed with {1}, then copying target spell or ability
{t}: Put a Kay counter on Kayception
{w}{w}{w}, Remove three Kay counters from Kayception: Destroy all Black creatures, then return them to the battlefield, they are Zombie Slaves in addition to their other types
If Kayception has more than three Kay counters on it, you lose the game
Ice Scream
{w/u}
 
 C 
Instant
Tap any target for the remainder of the game, create an IceCream token
Holy Water
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Destroy target black creature
Clown Clone
{w}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Clown Clone
2/2
Catfish
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cat Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/1
Prison Shiv
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature has +4/-2 and is black
Bull's Eye
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is the target of all spells and abilities
Deja Vu
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Copy target spell
Bugbear
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Beast
Reach
Bugbear cannot attack unless you pay {1}.
3/1
get outta me swamp!
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Tap target Orc you control, you may put a swamp from your hand onto the battlefield tapped
Water Bottle Flip
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Flip a water bottle, if you succeed, draw a card
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Beef Jerky
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Beef Jerky, gain 1 life

The Count (rare)
Psychotic Arsonist (uncommon)
Screwing of the Bulb (uncommon)
Kayception (uncommon)
Ice Scream (common)
Holy Water (common)
Clown Clone (common)
Catfish (common)
Prison Shiv (common)
Bull's Eye (common)
Deja Vu (common)
Bugbear (common)
get outta me swamp! (common)
Water Bottle Flip (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Beef Jerky (token)