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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Learn from Mistakes
{4}{u}{u}
 
 R 
Instant
Draw a card. Repeat this effect for each creature that died this turn.
It only took one fatal lab explosion to push Tolarian researchers to discover a blast-resistant metal for their pupils.
Spoiler
{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Reveal the top card of a pile of cards from an upcoming product, if that card is a functional reprint of another card from a released product, you may put it into your hand. Otherwise, put it on the bottom of the pile
Night in the Fort
{3}{b}
 
 U 
Instant
All creatures you control gain Indestructible until end of turn
Cybervivoon
{1}{u}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Vivoon Cyborg
Flying, Flash
{u/r}: Ping target creature, it gains Hexproof until end of turn, if it dies this turn, draw a card
3/1
Blue Mana Potion
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Blue Mana Potion: Target creature you control gains "{t}: Draw half X cards rounded up", where X is that creature's converted mana cost
Energy Engine
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Engine
{t}: {e}
Censor Bar
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Censor Bar only when opponent swears
Choose one:
-Physically harm opponent
-Draw a card
Basic Bacon
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Basic Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Basic Bacon: Gain 100 life
Crab
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Crab
Crab is Red
{1}: Crab has +1/+0 until end of turn
0/1
Alphabet Soup
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Add {r} or {g} and gain 2 life
Whenever Alphabet Soup becomes tapped, choose a letter
At the end of each turn, if you control a permanent with all the chosen letters in it's name, draw seven cards and gain 7 life. If not, sacrifice Alphabet Soup, discard seven cards and lose 7 life
Heal Potion
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Heal Potion: Target creature you control's toughness becomes X, where X is that creature's base toughness
Applesauce
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Applesauce, gain 2 life
Ass Carcass
{1}{g}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie Donkey
2/3
Griefing
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Put a Destruction counter on target Structure you don't control
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
LOLCat
 T 
Token Creature – Cat Internetian
1/1

Learn from Mistakes (rare)
Spoiler (uncommon)
Night in the Fort (uncommon)
Cybervivoon (uncommon)
Blue Mana Potion (common)
Energy Engine (common)
Censor Bar (common)
Basic Bacon (common)
Crab (common)
Alphabet Soup (common)
Heal Potion (common)
Applesauce (common)
Ass Carcass (common)
Griefing (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
LOLCat (token)