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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Runner's Maze
{6}
 
 R 
Artifact
Whenever a Runner enters the battlefield under your control, put a Solution counter on Runner's Maze.
Whenever there are six or more Solution counters on Runner's Maze, transform it.
New Paradise
 
 R 
Artifact – Structure
Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure have protection from everything.
{w/g}: You gain 1 life.
Cookie Cookery
{2}{w/g}
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Chef Habitat
Cook Cookie – {1}{w/g} ({1}{w/g}: Create a Cookie token)
Spidget Finner
{0}
 
 U 
Artifact
{t}: Spin Spidget Finner, if it spins more than 720 degrees and doesn't fall or touch any other cards, add one mana of any color for each dank meme you've read this turn
Caninus Archmage
{w}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Hound Wizard
Whenever Caninus Archmage attacks, you may play another target creature spell from your hand with converted mana cost 3 or less, it is tapped and attacking, it gains +3/+1 and has Haste until end of turn, exile it at the end step
3/1
Sun Fyip
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Fyip
Firebreathing, Lifelink
2/2
Flooper's Pig
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
Floop: Add {g}
1/1
Ni-Gel
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn
Yesn't
{0}
 
 C 
Colour indicator U Sorcery
Counter target spell
"Does this card function as intended?"
"Yesn't"
Kiss
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Kiss target player, you both gain 2 life
Kys
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Swear at target player, you both lose 2 life
elp-Mart
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Deer
1/2
Luminous Aetherborn
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
When Luminous Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life.
I am here to be honored and to protect in return, I am a gift from the Aether above us.
2/2
Strawberry Applesauce
{3}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Gain 4 life if you control a red Child
Bork
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature has +1/+0 until end of turn
The Bork is too stronk with dis one
Fidget Spinner
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Spin Fidget Spinner, if it spins more than 720 degrees and doesn't fall or touch any other cards, add two mana of any two colors
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Spam
 T 
Token Creature – Spam
{t}: Sacrifice Spam, gain 1 life

Runner's Maze (rare)
Cookie Cookery (uncommon)
Spidget Finner (uncommon)
Caninus Archmage (uncommon)
Sun Fyip (common)
Flooper's Pig (common)
Ni-Gel (common)
Yesn't (common)
Kiss // Kys (common)
elp-Mart (common)
Luminous Aetherborn (common)
Strawberry Applesauce (common)
Bork (common)
Fidget Spinner (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Spam (token)