[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Haste, Menace, Trample, Deathtouch, Vigilance
When Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enters the battlefield create three tokens that are copies of it 2/2
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: Destroys target Block. Then, Spleefality deals 1 damage to that permanent's controller. Any player may activate this ability. |
Whenever you populate, put a +1/+1 counter on Family Tree.
2/2
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Whenever a Horse enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card
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: Add or ![]() 1/2
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Haste, Trample, Vigilance
5/1
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Trample, Snorting (
: +1/+0 until end of turn)2/2
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Destroy target green permanent or counter target green spell.
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Deal 3 damage to target flying creature.
Cycling ( , Discard this card: Draw a card.) |
Put endless comments on Comment dump
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Flying, Lifelink
1/1
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Defender
When Turdle enters the battlefield, Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). 1/2
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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 as long as it's attacking. He exclaimed something in the midst of the battle, they were his last words, and they were lost to the noise.
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: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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Cigar is Red, Black and Green
Smoke – , Sacrifice Cigar, Pretend to smoke for 7.75 seconds: Put two -0/-1 counters on target creature and put a Guilt counter on each of it's Parent creatures. If sixteen or more -0/-1 counters are put on a creature this way, it has " : This creature's controller gains CAD $999.99" |
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
(mythic)
Spleefality
(uncommon)
Family Tree
(uncommon)
Horseplay
(uncommon)
Mick's Crafter
(common)
Feminazi
(common)
Bull
(common)
Illuminate the Mind
(common)
Energy Engine
(common)
Root Shot
(common)
Comment dump
(common)
Dark Fae of the NEMBK
(common)
Turdle
(common)
!
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Cigar
(token)




: Destroys target Block. Then, Spleefality deals 1 damage to that permanent's controller. Any player may activate this ability.
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