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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Lust
{r}{r}{r}
 
 M 
Legendary Enchantment
Whenever a player attacks with two or more nontoken creatures, they choose one of them and create a tapped and attacking token that is a copy of the chosen creature but with base power and toughness 3/1. It dies at the end of this turn.
 
Santa Claus, Northern Presentmaster
{3}{w}{r}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Titan Fatso
{x}{t}: Wrap X gifts for target opponent
{1}: Target opponent gains control of a gift you wrapped this game.
{1}: Force target opponent to open a gift they control but you own.
Ho ho ho, merry xmas!
5/5
Hammerhead Shark
{3}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Shark
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
5/4
Mana Nana
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Chef
Cook Bread – {2} ({2}: Create a Bread token)
Whenever a Food token enters the battlefield under your control, add {g}.
2/2
A neat ability 1
{2}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature, A neat ability 1 deals 1 damage to it's controller. If you targeted yourself with this spell, you may draw a card.
Fire Elemelon
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
Haste, Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
2/1
Birthday Clown
{w}{w}{w}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Clown Shaman
{t}: Create a Balloon artifact token
2/3
Pocket
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip equipment
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Pocket for at least one turn.) for things with art smaller than a breadbox.
{2}{pu}, Drop Pocket from a height equal to your waist-level give or take two centimeters: Store as many permanents it touches on it as you can.
Protect Belief
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. If this targets a Cleric it costs {1} less to cast and has "You gain that much life"
Charcoal
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target Food becomes black until end of turn, if that Food would become tapped for the remainder of the game, it's controller loses 1 life
Idiotproof
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted Artifact or Land has Idiotproof (Permanents with Idiotproof have protection from Idiots)
Stinkify
{b/g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put a Stink counter on target Smelly card
Add Frenzy
{3}{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a card, then put it into your hand
Storm
JUST KEEP CLICKING NEW CARD, IDEAS WILL COME TO YOU!!
Bull's Eye
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is the target of all spells and abilities
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Cigar
 T 
Token Artifact
Cigar is Red, Black and Green
Smoke – {t}, Sacrifice Cigar, Pretend to smoke for 7.75 seconds: Put two -0/-1 counters on target creature and put a Guilt counter on each of it's Parent creatures. If sixteen or more -0/-1 counters are put on a creature this way, it has "{t}: This creature's controller gains CAD $999.99"

Lust (mythic, foil)
Santa Claus, Northern Presentmaster (mythic)
Hammerhead Shark (uncommon)
Mana Nana (uncommon)
A neat ability 1 (uncommon)
Fire Elemelon (common)
Birthday Clown (common)
Pocket (common)
Protect Belief (common)
Charcoal (common)
Idiotproof (common)
Stinkify (common)
Add Frenzy (common)
Bull's Eye (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Cigar (token)