[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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: Sacrifice a Human you control, target opponent loses 3 life, then you gain 3 life |
Spectacle
![]() (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.)
All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to Unwilling Bodyguard instead. Whenever Unwilling Bodyguard is dealt damage or dies, target player discards a card. 2/4
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Exchange control of target creature and target land controlled by different players. Then, you may pay
to draw a card.With a blip the frog was standing where once was a factory.
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When Turtle-Man enters the battlefield, draw two cards.
3/4
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When Cancerous Magic Player enters the battlefield, choose one:
– For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Rabiah block. – For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Mercadia block. – Crease target card an opponent owns. – Unsleeve all cards in target opponent's deck – The next blue spell you cast this turn costs instead1/1
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Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming) 1/1
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Reach
2/4
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: Target green Food gains " : Gain 1 life" |
As an additional cost to cast Evil sacrifice a Simpson creature, target opponent loses 10 life, and discards their hand
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Pray, if you feel happy, gain 2 life
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Pay 5 life,
: Steal target card from another player's hand1/1
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Flying
: Destroy Bubble, any player may activate this ability |
Flying
: Insult target opponent, if they look unhappy, Mockingbyrd shocks em2/1
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Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.-1/2500
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Sacrifice Blue Jellyfish Jam: Heal target creature. If a Plant creature is healed this way, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
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Energy Engine
(common, foil)
Forbidden Fruit
(mythic)
Unwilling Bodyguard
(uncommon)
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(uncommon)
Turtle-Man
(uncommon)
Cancerous Magic Player
(common)
Penguin
(common)
Mecha-Spider
(common)
Cereal Sauce Carton (Breast Juice Carton)
(common)
Evil
(common)
Prayer
(common)
Thief
(common)
Bubble
(common)
Mockingbyrd
(common)
Draconic Dragon
(basic)
Blue Jellyfish Jam
(token)
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: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.