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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Lunar Butcher
{w}{u}{b}
 
 R 
Creature – Human Wizard Warrior
Lunar Butcher's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands that have left the battlefield this turn plus four
{4}{b}: Destroy target land, then exile it from it's owners graveyard.
{2}{w}: Exile target nonbasic land until end of turn
{1}{u}: Return target land to it's owners hand, their maximum hand size increases by one this turn.
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Night in the Fort
{3}{b}
 
 U 
Instant
All creatures you control gain Indestructible until end of turn
Once in a Blue Moon
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
When you cast Once in a Blue Moon, if there are exactly three copies of it in your graveyard, you win the game.
Health Freaking
{2}{w}{{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Gain 2 life for each green Food you control, then smell something gross
Kiss
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Kiss target player, you both gain 2 life
Kys
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Swear at target player, you both lose 2 life
Randomize
{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target card becomes another random card until end of turn
Skysheep
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Skysheep
Exile Skysheep: Create a Sound Cloud token
Oft mistaken for clouds
1/1
Bear Paw (The Morbidcharm)
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature's abilities cost {1} less and require tapping
3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION!
 
 C 
Legendary Instant
Create a cake token
After missing 200, and 300, I've decided its time for cake!
Water Bear
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Bear Elemental
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
2/2
Pen15 Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
All creatures with nudity in their art have +1/+1
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Take a Dump
{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Crab
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Crab
Crab is Red
{1}: Crab has +1/+0 until end of turn
0/1
Vivoon
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Vivoon
Flying, Flash
patent pending, pls no steal (the name)
3/2
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Tiger's Eye
 T 
Token Artifact
{3}{t}: You may cast a spell from your hand with "Roar" in it's name for free

Lunar Butcher (rare)
Night in the Fort (uncommon)
Once in a Blue Moon (uncommon)
Health Freaking (uncommon)
Kiss // Kys (common)
Randomize (common)
Skysheep (common)
Bear Paw (The Morbidcharm) (common)
3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION! (common)
Water Bear (common)
Pen15 Logo (common)
Take a Dump (common)
Crab (common)
Vivoon (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Tiger's Eye (token)