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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Spongebob Squarepants
{w}{u}{r}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Sponge
Spongebob Squarepants is Yellow
{4}: Create a Squarepants artifact equipment token and attach it to Spongebob Squarepants
1/infinity
Hurdur's Amusement
{w}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Sacrifice an Orc you control, another target Orc gains Indestructible until end of turn
First World Problem
{0}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Sacrifice a white creature you control, create X spam tokens where X is the sacrificed creatures converted mana cost
Ewe Aven
{w}{g}
 
 U 
Land Creature – Pokemon Treefolk Bird
{3}{w}: +1/+0 and Flying until end of game
{3}{g}: +0/+1 and Reach until end of game
2/2
3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION!
 
 C 
Legendary Instant
Create a cake token
After missing 200, and 300, I've decided its time for cake!
Backwoodsman
{3}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Land Creature – Forest Human Farmer
Backwoodsman gets +3/+3 as long as you control a Forest, if that Forest is your southernmost Land, Backwoodsman gets an additional +2/+2
2/2
Thicc
{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Female
Enchanted Female gets +0/+2 and is a Thot in addition to her other types
Fire Elemelon
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
Haste, Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
2/1
Deckbox
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
Storage 2 (As long as there are two or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Deckbox and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Deckbox for at least one turn.)
Bleck
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Mint
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{u}{t}, Sacrifice Mint: Remove all -1/-1 counters from target creature
Zombee
{b}{y}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie Insect
Flying
2/1
Cramming Aetherborn
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
When Cramming Aetherborn enters the battlefield, if you control another Aetherborn creature, draw a card.
In my short time on this one world, I'd like to learn everything I can about it.
1/2
Microjumble
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Change target character in target creature's name
Draw a card
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Cigarette
 T 
Token Artifact
Smoke – {t}, Sacrifice Cigarette, Pretend to Smoke for 2.25 seconds: Put a -0/-1 counter on target creature and put a Guilt counter on each of it's Parent creatures. If four or more -0/-1 counters are put on a creature this way, it gains Deathtouch

Spongebob Squarepants (mythic)
Hurdur's Amusement (uncommon)
First World Problem (uncommon)
Ewe Aven (uncommon)
3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION! (common)
Backwoodsman (common)
Thicc (common)
Fire Elemelon (common)
Deckbox (common)
Bleck (common)
Mint (common)
Zombee (common)
Cramming Aetherborn (common)
Microjumble (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Cigarette (token)