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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Gladly in Gold
{3}{u}{u}
 
 R 
Sorcery
Draw a card for each Gold permanent you control
Butt-Fugly Shacc
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Habitat
{b}: Create three 1/1 black Insect creature tokens with haste. Activate this ability only if a creature is inhabiting this structure.
Creatures inhabiting this structure get -1/-1.
At the beginning of your end step, you lose 1 life for each creature inhabiting this structure. Then, if you have lost 6 or more life this turn, transform Butt-Fugly Shacc.
Gorgeous Mansion
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Habitat
Whenever you would gain life, you gain thrice that much life instead.
{t}: Target player may give you $X.00 CAD, where X is thrice your life total. If they don't, they lose the game.
Ye Ol' Tavern
 
 U 
Land
{t}: Create a Beer Token
{2}{t}: Sacrifice three Beer Tokens, create a 5/5 Bozo creature token with "Whenever a Beer Token enters the battlefield under your control, I get +2/+2 until end of turn"
Ass Hole
{b/g}{b/g}
 
 U 
Instant
Destroy target Land, if you do, you may tap any number of Donkeys
Teddy Bear
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Bear Demon
I watch you when you sleep, soon I will eat your face
2/2
.txt File
{t}{x}{t}
 
 C 
Artifact – File
Tardiness
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment
All spells you cast resolve one minute after you cast them
Cancelled!
{1}{w}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target TVShow spell
Sunrise
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
It becomes Morning.
Domodino
{3}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Domo Dinosaur
Trample, Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
5/5
Jurymin
{w/u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
{t}: Gain 2 life, activate this ability only if you control three or more creatures on the Jury Bench
Quill
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
Quill is White
When Quill enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 1 damage to a Bird you control, if you don't, exile it
{b}{t}, Tap an untapped blue Human you control with converted mana cost 6 or greater: Create one two-hundredth of a Book token
Heal Potion
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Heal Potion: Target creature you control's toughness becomes X, where X is that creature's base toughness
Weeb
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
{6}{t}: You may play an Anime Protagonist card from your hand
1/1
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Dream
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}: Have a thought, if it was a good thought, gain 2 life, if it was a bad though, lose 2 life
{t}: Sacrifice Dream, draw a card for each 5 hours you slept last night

Gladly in Gold (rare)
Butt-Fugly Shacc (uncommon)
Ye Ol' Tavern (uncommon)
Ass Hole (uncommon)
Teddy Bear (common)
.txt File (common)
Tardiness (common)
Cancelled! (common)
Sunrise (common)
Domodino (common)
Jurymin (common)
Quill (common)
Heal Potion (common)
Weeb (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Dream (token)