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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Wiki Torture
{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Instant – Torture
Cast Wiki Torture only if you have lost the last 100 games of Magic the Gathering you have played.

Target player reads all of Wikipedia
Knife
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Cut all parts of target card in half, gain 2 life for each piece of the card

When Knife's abilities are activated on the same card more than thrice, sacrifice it, and lose 2 life
Hyperness
{1}{w}{u}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Pay {w}, {u} or {r}: Eat something with sugar, scream, then choose one:
-You gain 4 life
-You loot 2
-Hyperness shocks up to two targets each
Knightmare One Year Later
{w}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Horse Knight Nightmare
Whenever Knightmare One Year Later attacks, you may sacrifice it and pay {w}{b} to destroy target creature defending player controls.
3/3
Egg Whites
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
Tap a white creature you control, Sacrifice Egg Whites: Gain half of a life
Fly Swatter
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature
Equipped creature has "{1}{t}: Destroy target insect with Flying"
Fluke Diva
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Devil Imp Demon
When Fluke Diva enters the battlefield flip a coin. If you win, Fluke Diva gets +2/+2 and gains Haste until end of turn. Otherwise, Fluke Diva shocks you.
1/1
Gold Looter
{1}{u/r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Rogue
{t}: Tap target Gold permanent, you may draw a card, if you do, discard a card
2/1
High Schooler
{12}{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Evil Human Teenager Student Idiot
{t}: Scry 13
13/13
Nun
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Hexproof
{w/b}: Pray, if you feel happy, gain 1 life
1/1
Jace, The Puppy Who Was Hit Too Much
{u}
 
 C 
Legendary Planeswalker – Jace
0: Put a Loyalty counter on Jace
-999: Destroy Jace. Then, draw a card for each person you have hurt in your lifetime.
1
Walking Dead
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie
Even after death, Phil kept a workout routine
2/2
Eat Cat
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target Cat. You gain 3 life
Eat Cat costs {1} less to cast if you are Asian and consent to this stereotype
Fisherman
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming)
1/1
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Suicide Bomber
 T 
Token Creature – Human Soldier
{0}: Sacrifice Suicide Bomber, it shocks target creature or Structure
2/3

Wiki Torture (mythic)
Knife (uncommon)
Hyperness (uncommon)
Knightmare One Year Later (uncommon)
Egg Whites (common)
Fly Swatter (common)
Fluke Diva (common)
Gold Looter (common)
High Schooler (common)
Nun (common)
Jace, The Puppy Who Was Hit Too Much (common)
Walking Dead (common)
Eat Cat (common)
Fisherman (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Suicide Bomber (token)