[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Gain 1 life for each word in target permanent's flavor text
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: Gain 8 life if you control a FoodThe cruel dictator of the Farms in the Middle Ages
3/5
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(What should
be payed with?)
When Weirdo enters the battlefield, non-Weird creatures become pacified until end of turn (pacified creatures cannot attack or block and lose all abilities) 1/1
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Piyfs and Fyips get +X/+X where X is your life total
9/9
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(What should
be payed with?)
Whenever a player asks a rhetorical question, you may pay . If you do, you gain 1 life. |
Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, if it is a double-faced card, transform it
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: Target player with a nut allergy becomes Rekt, they must eat a nut, destroy that player |
Nemcatcher's Net enters the battlefield tapped
, , Sacrifice Nemcatcher's Net: Target Faerie you don't own or control gets +3/+3 and it's owner gains 45 life. It deals damage equal to it's power to you, twice. |
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Ballerina is Pink
: Move Ballerina up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life.The tutu doesn't make the pink weirdo
1/3
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: Sacrifice Applesauce, gain 2 life |
Equip Human Female
Equipped Human Female has Hexproof |
Creatures with Faces in their art have +1/+1
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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is black in addition to it's other colors |
Counter target TVShow spell
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: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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Flavorful
(common, foil)
Winnie the Pooh, Honey Taxmaster
(rare)
Weirdo
(uncommon)
Autumn Piyf
(uncommon)
Rhetoricality
(uncommon)
Evolve
(common)
Nut
(common)
Nemcatcher's Net
(common)
Ballerina
(common)
Applesauce
(common)
Silk Dress
(common)
Faciality
(common)
Black Aura
(common)
Cancelled!
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
token 69 again
(token)


: Gain 8 life if you control a Food




. If you do, you gain 1 life.
: Target player with a nut allergy becomes Rekt, they must eat a nut, destroy that player
