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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Verbfish
{3}{u}{g}
 
 R 
Creature – Fish
5/5
Sub-Aquatic Inventor
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Merfolk Artificer
Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.), Curiosity (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.)
1/3
Pardon
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Return target creature from exile to the battlefield tapped.
Fired!breathing
{1}{r}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant orange President
Enchanted orange President gains "{t}: Destroy target Worker"
Hellhound
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Demon Hound
Haste
2/2
White Aura
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is white in addition to it's other colors
Good Read (RTFC)
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target player reads a card to all other player's simultaneously, then draws a card
Munkii
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Ape
WTF
2/3
Antilandlubber's Diversity
{5}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Piratesons are Piratesdaughters and Piratesdottirs in addition to their other types
Canned Spam
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Tear Canned Spam into two pieces, create a Spam token, if you own a physical representation of the token, you may eat it, if you do, gain 2 life, if you don't, lose 5 life
Mr Commitment Issues
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Mr Commitment Issues cannot be combined or bred with other creatures

At the end of every turn remove all counters from Mr Commitment Issues
4/4
Pixel Ouphe
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Creature – Ouphe Internetian
Defender
Whenever Pixel Ouphe is dealt combat damage, you may put a +1/+1 counter on it (it must survive the damage for the counter to be placed on it)
0/5
7/11
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact
{2}: Create a grey Food artifact token with "{t}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 1 life. Then, feel sad and empty"
Mick's Crafter
{1}{w/u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Add {w} or {u}
1/2
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Prescription
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Prescription, Pay CAD$0.99: Create a colorless Pill artifact token, activate this ability only if you live in Canada and control three or more Snow Lands
{t}, Sacrifice Prescription, Pay USD$999.99: Create a colorless Pill artifact token, activate this ability only if you live in The United States of America, control an Eagle creature and control three or more white, red and blue permanents
{t}, Sacrifice Prescription, Pay USD$99.99: Create a colorless Pill artifact token, activate this ability only if you live in The United States of America, control an Eagle creature, control three or more white, red and blue permanents, control a Legendary President creature named Barack Obama and control a permanent named Obama Care

Verbfish (rare)
Sub-Aquatic Inventor (uncommon)
Pardon (uncommon)
Fired!breathing (uncommon)
Hellhound (common)
White Aura (common)
Good Read (RTFC) (common)
Munkii (common)
Antilandlubber's Diversity (common)
Canned Spam (common)
Mr Commitment Issues (common)
Pixel Ouphe (common)
7/11 (common)
Mick's Crafter (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Prescription (token)