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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Cosmic Egg
{2}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Egg
Protection from everything
{2}: Put an Ascension counter on Cosmic Egg. Then, if it has six or more Ascension counters on it, transform it.
0/2
Cosmic Overlord
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Alien God
Protection from everything
If Cosmic Overlord would leave the battlefield, put it onto the battlefield instead.
20/20
Sweeping Edge
AA
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Equipment
Enchanted Equipment has "Equipped creature has Sweeping"
Aunt Ante
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human
(Before the start of the game remove this card from your deck if you're not playing for ante)
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to Aunt Ante by creatures that are not named Uncle Istvan. Whenever damage is prevented this way, it's source's controller adds a card to the ante.
1/3
Ante Ant
{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Insect
When Ante Ant enters the battlefield you lose 1 life and each player adds a card to the ante
0/1
Double-Edged Dagger
{3}
 
 U 
Artifact
{b}{r}{t}: Until end of turn, whenever you would lose life, Double-Edged Dagger deals 1 damage to target opponent.
"You can stab me in the back, but the pain goes both ways"
-Some cool dude
Wedding Ring
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Wedding Ring is Pink
Equip {2}
At the beginning of your upkeep, equipped creature breeds with another target creature you control
Dudeism
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Human
Enchanted Human gains "{w}{w}: Take a puff, if you don't cough, create a 1/1 white Dude creature token"
Live
{g}{g}{c}{c}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Stop playing Magic: The Gathering and enjoy your precious existence
I WANNA BE ALIVE, I WANNA RUN IN STREAMS!! I AM ALIVE I TELL YOU, ALIVE! MOTHER I LOVE YOU!
Water Bear
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Bear Elemental
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
2/2
Spank
{w/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Spank pings target Child
Draw a card
Raw Egg
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{r}{t}: Transform Raw Egg
Cooked Egg
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
Sacrifice Cooked Egg: Gain 2 life
Practical Joke
{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Play a prank on target opponent, if they fall for it, Practical Joke shocks them
Gotta Go Fast!
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Gotta Go Fast! is Blue
Target Anime Protagonist Plant Boar you control gains Flash until end of turn
Spinal Shivers
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Spinal Shivers, tap a Skeleton you control
Destroy target vertebrate
OCDManiac
{3}{w}{u}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
When OCDManiac enters the battlefield choose a number
If you don't have a number of cards in your hand equal to the chosen number, sacrifice OCDManiac and do three tics
1/1
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Book
 T 
Artifact
{t}: Read a page of a book, if you understand it, draw a card

Cosmic Egg (mythic)
Sweeping Edge (uncommon)
Aunt Ante // Ante Ant (uncommon)
Double-Edged Dagger (uncommon)
Wedding Ring (common)
Dudeism (common)
Live (common)
Water Bear (common)
Spank (common)
Raw Egg (common)
Practical Joke (common)
Gotta Go Fast! (common)
Spinal Shivers (common)
OCDManiac (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Book (token)