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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Legendary Artifact
{t}: Add {r}{r}{r}{r}{r}{r}{r}, activate this ability only if you have insulted an opponent this turn, control a legendary black creature, and have attacked with more than five black creatures this turn
 U 
Creature – Pig Demon
When Infernal Pig enters the battlefield you may sacrifice a land. If you do, destroy target land and put a +1/+1 counter on Infernal Pig.
5/5
 U 
Instant
Move any number of creatures anywhere
Draw three cards
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {e}
{t}: Destroy target Block.
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Multikicker {r}
Combo pings any target, then pings any target an additional time for each time Combo was kicked
 C 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Bee Syrup, Say "Honey", then gain 2 life
 C 
Creature – Human Artificer
{t}: Flip a coin, if it lands on tails, you may play an equipment with converted mana cost 3 or less from your hand
1/2
 C 
Creature – Human Child
Hungry 16 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put sixteen +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.)
0/1
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Coal Curd dies add {b}
0/0.01
 C 
Creature – Skysheep
Exile Skysheep: Create a Sound Cloud token
Oft mistaken for clouds
1/1
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature has three hundred sixty five or more Age counters on it, it's controller gains 1 life. Then, sacrifice Birthday
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Spin Fidget Spinner, if it spins more than 720 degrees and doesn't fall or touch any other cards, add two mana of any two colors
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct
Magnetic (You may have this creature enter the battlefield enchanting target Construct. If you do, enchanted creature has this permanent's text box.)
2/2
 C 
Creature – Human
When RnM Fanboi enters the battlefield it becomes your choice of a Genius or an Idiot for the remainder of the game
Infect
RnM Fanboi may not lose or gain types while it is in play, if RnM Fanboi leaves play, remove RnM Fanboi from play, RnM Fanboi may not return to play for the remainder of the game
2/1
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
 T 
Token Creature – Spam
{t}: Sacrifice Spam, gain 1 life

Diss Track (rare)
Infernal Pig (uncommon)
Organize (uncommon)
Pickaxe (uncommon)
Combo (common)
Bee Syrup (common)
Suit Tailor (common)
African Child (common)
Coal Curd (common)
Skysheep (common)
Birthday (common)
Fidget Spinner (common)
Boosterbot (common)
RnM Fanboi (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Spam (token)