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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Spamfeaster
{3}{b}{g}
 
 R 
Creature – Troll Horror Beast Lord
Spamfeaster gets +X/+X, where X is your devotion to spam.
4/4
Skeentith Thrill Seeker
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Rebel
Whenever Skeentith Thrill Seeker is dealt lethal damage but doesn't die, it becomes the Bane of Parents until end of turn
3/1
Hellbent Topdecker
{1}{r}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Idiot
Hellbent – Hellbent Topdecker gets +3/+3 and gains Haste
3/3
Avatar of Orzhov
{3}{w/b}{w/b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Avatar
Trample
When Avatar of Orzhov enters the battlefield, target players life total becomes equal to half their starting life total.
5/5
Boned Fish
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/2
Cancelled!
{1}{w}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target TVShow spell
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists
{s}
 
 C 
Basic Creature – Evil
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists gets +1/+0 for each totally unique creature we share
Whenever a non-nice creature enters the cuddlefield, return me to Mommy's tummy and put a Victim counter on me
0/0
Ender Pearl
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
Sacrifice Ender Pearl: Move target creature to another position on the battlefield and shock it
Ice Scream
{w/u}
 
 C 
Instant
Tap any target for the remainder of the game, create an IceCream token
Pupucaca
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Strive – {b}

Sacrifice a creature, target opponent loses 2 life, then you gain 2 life
Adam's Apple
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Adam's Apple, gain 2 life, gain 5 life instead if you control a permanent named Adam of the Biblefolk
Deckbox
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
Storage 2 (As long as there are two or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Deckbox and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Deckbox for at least one turn.)
Gift Goblin
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Child
Haste
{1}, Unwrap a gift you own: Gift Goblin gets +2/+0 until end of turn
2/1
Red Apple
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Red Apple, gain 2 life
{r}{r}{t}, tap two Red creatures you control, sacrifice Red Apple: Gain 4 life and create a red Plant token
Green Apple
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Green Apple, gain 2 life
{g}{g}{t}, tap two Green creatures you control:, sacrifice Green Apple: Gain 4 life, and create a green Plant token
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Bruce Willis
 T 
Token Creature – Human Swaglord
8/8

Spamfeaster (rare)
Skeentith Thrill Seeker (uncommon)
Hellbent Topdecker (uncommon)
Avatar of Orzhov (uncommon)
Boned Fish (common)
Cancelled! (common)
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists (common)
Ender Pearl (common)
Ice Scream (common)
Pupucaca (common)
Adam's Apple (common)
Deckbox (common)
Gift Goblin (common)
Red Apple // Green Apple (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Bruce Willis (token)