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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Water Elemelon
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
Hexproof
{u}: Target Land becomes an Island until end of turn
1/2
 
Savage Resurgence
{5}{g}{g}
 
 R 
Instant
Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token with Trample. Repeat this effect for each creature that died this turn.
"The Humans have raged their last war: Their cities are ruins, and their ranks are carrion. Now is the time of beasts."
– Archdruid of Gaea
Night in the Fort
{3}{b}
 
 U 
Instant
All creatures you control gain Indestructible until end of turn
Wig
{r}{y}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Wig is Orange
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +1/+1
If Wig is attached to a President, equipped creature gets +5/+5, has Haste and "When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it, then destroy target land"
The Impossible Quiz
{5}{c}{c}
 
 U 
Enchantment Artifact
Whenever a noncreature token enters the battlefield under your control, create twice as many extra copies of it, then you may draw a card
Midas Touch
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gains Goldtouch
In a Jar
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed creature is an Artifact in addition to it's other types and gains Storage 1
Dragon Egg
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Dragon Child Egg
Dragon Egg cannot attack or block
Whenever there are two or more age counters on Dragon Egg, transform it
0/1
Basic Dragon
 
 C 
Creature – Dragon
Flying, Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn), Haste
4/3
Gucci Handbag
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature gains, "{c}{c}: Attach this creature with an equipment, all counters provided by the equipment are doubled"
Mad Nomad
{2}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Nomad
{2}{r}: Ping any target
2/2
Pinja
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Starfish Ninja
When Pinja enters the battlefield it deals X damage to any target where X is the amount of colors spent to cast it, X may not be more than 8. This damage cannot be countered or prevented, this loss of life cannot be countered or prevented
2/1
Wild Soul
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying
2/2
Gold Looter
{1}{u/r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Rogue
{t}: Tap target Gold permanent, you may draw a card, if you do, discard a card
2/1
Mick's Crafter
{1}{w/u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Add {w} or {u}
1/2
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Clone
 T 
Creature – Clone
{2}{u}: Clone becomes another target creature of your choice until end of turn
1/1

Water Elemelon (common, foil)
Savage Resurgence (rare)
Night in the Fort (uncommon)
Wig (uncommon)
The Impossible Quiz (uncommon)
Midas Touch (common)
In a Jar (common)
Dragon Egg (common)
Gucci Handbag (common)
Mad Nomad (common)
Pinja (common)
Wild Soul (common)
Gold Looter (common)
Mick's Crafter (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Clone (token)