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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Legendary Creature – Celebrity Musician
{t}: Create a Tiger's Eye artifact token
2/2
 U 
Silly Enchantment
Player that make players gain control of any number of things they do not own cannot regain control of those things.
 U 
Creature – Alien Lord
{2}{u}, {t}: Target player skips their next turn.
{2}{u}: Return Timelord to it's owner's hand. That player may put a permanent card with a lower converted mana cost in their hand onto the battlefield.
3/5
 U 
Creature – Italian Astronaut
Pastanaut is Gold
{y}: Create a Bread token, activate this ability only if you control a Vehicle or Plane
2/3
 C 
Sorcery
Frame for Crime deals damage to any target equal to thrice the number of things on the Jury Bench
Frameshift
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target Frame becomes another target Frame until end of turn
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Squirrel Habitat
{1}{g}, {t}: Target creature inhabiting this structure gets +3/+3 this turn.
{5}{g}, {t}, Sacrifice Pine Tree: Create four 0/2 green Plant creature tokens with Defender.
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature with converted mana cost 3 or less
You control enchanted creature
 C 
Artifact
What should {?} be payed with?
{t}: Quizzical Axe shocks any target, if that target is destroyed, see a therapist
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is Dull until end of turn
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Destroy target non-Insect, non-Plant, non-Spider permanent
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat Boar
{t}: Sacrifice Hamster, create one Beef Jerky token, then draw a card
1/1
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
Haste
1/1
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Change target mana symbol to another mana symbol that is next to it on the color wheel, do this only if there are 16777216 permanents in all zones with exactly 16777216 mana symbols of the chosen color
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Nucard
{4}{t}: Imprint
Nucard gains all Evergreen abilities of creatures Imprinted on it
2/2
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
 T 
Token Creature – Human Internetian
Like or Dislike? That is the question.
1/1

Katy Perry (rare)
No Backsies (uncommon)
Timelord (uncommon)
Pastanaut (uncommon)
Frame for Crime // Frameshift (common)
Pine Tree (common)
Hoodwink (common)
Quizzical Axe (common)
Dullify (common)
Wormhole (common)
Hamster (common)
First Guy (common)
Tint (common)
Nucard (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Subscriber (token)