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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Cameron LeMac
{2}{g}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Camel Lord
{x}{g}, {t}: Put twice X +0/+1 counters on Cameron LeMac.
{2}{g}{g}: Other Camels you control get +X/+0 and gain Trample this turn, where X is Cameron LeMac's toughness.
Leader of the Sarahan Camel Cult (SCC)
2/4
Hoard
{2}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Habitat
When Hoard enters the battlefield, force all creatures to inhabit it.
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, force it to inhabit this structure.
Creatures inhabiting this structure cannot be removed unless their controller pays 5 life.
Thanker
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Angel
Whenever a creature you control defends an attacking creature, tap Thanker and the defended creature, gain 1 life
Thank you sir, may I have another?
0/3
Exterminate
{b}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Put five Destruction counters on target creature, activate this ability only if you control a red or black Robot
Slithering Ekam
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Snake
3/3
Evil
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Evil sacrifice a Simpson creature, target opponent loses 10 life, and discards their hand
Silk Web
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Spider Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1 and gain lifelink.
{1}{u}: Freeze target Insect.
{1}{b}: Destroys all Insects. You gain 2 life for each creature that dies this way.
Barrel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Sacrifice Barrel, create two Gold tokens
Equip {0}
Equip target non-Gold creature with nudity in it's art
Kerv Beest
{x}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Beast
X is equal to your current turn minus one
Kerv Beest's power and toughness are both equal to your current turn.
*/*
Old Friend
{1}{w}{w}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
(Old Friend transforms from Doggo)
When Old Friend enters the battlefield, all Humans you control have +2/+2 until end of turn
Our days have passed my friend, they were the best I ever had
2/3
Hobo's Revenge
{2}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target Gold spell or ability
Hopeful Dream
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Hopeful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
You gain 3 life and untap target creature you control with converted mana cost 3 or less
Egg Yolk
{y}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
Tap a yellow creature you control, Sacrifice Egg Yolk: Gain half of a life
Mockingbyrd
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird Troll
Flying
{t}: Insult target opponent, if they look unhappy, Mockingbyrd shocks em
2/1
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Beef Jerky
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Beef Jerky, gain 1 life

Cameron LeMac (mythic)
Hoard (uncommon)
Thanker (uncommon)
Exterminate (uncommon)
Slithering Ekam (common)
Evil (common)
Silk Web (common)
Barrel (common)
Kerv Beest (common)
Old Friend (common)
Hobo's Revenge (common)
Hopeful Dream (common)
Egg Yolk (common)
Mockingbyrd (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Beef Jerky (token)