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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Teenagehood Hood
{5}
 
 R 
Enchantment Artifact – Equipment
Equip Teenager {5}
Equip damaged Teenager {2}
Creatures gain Hungry 2
Creatures with nudity in their art get 2/+2
Black creatures get +2/+2
Hippocricket
{2}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Hippo Insect
Trample, Flying
2/4
Hallow Ween
{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery – Holiday
Destroy target creature

If you play Hallow Ween during Halloween, destroy two target creatures
Flu Shot
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Instant
Remove all Infect counters from target player
common 500 again i guess hecc
 
 C 
 
Junkrat
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat
You may pay an additional {4} when you cast this spell, if you do, it gains Deathtouch.
When Junkrat enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target creature. If that creature dies this way, search your library for a Junk and put it on top of your library.
2/1
Bug Spray
{1}{u/g}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice one third of Bug Spray: Target creature gains Protection from Insects until end of turn
Gobbling Goblin
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Fatso
{g}, Sacrifice target Food you control: Gobbling Goblin gets +0/+3 until end of turn
1/1
Aquamarine Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Aquamarine Curd dies add {u}
0/0.01
Bull's Feces
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
Sacrifice Bull's Feces: Target player loses 2 life, activate this ability only if the targeted player told a lie
Thicc
{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Female
Enchanted Female gets +0/+2 and is a Thot in addition to her other types
Gold Bar
{y}A
 
 C 
Artifact
Gold Bar is Gold

{0}: Target player gives you $45.00 CAD, if they do, sacrifice Gold Bar, this may not be countered or prevented
Tutu
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip female creature with converted mana cost 2 or less {1}
Equipped creature is a Fairy in addition to it's other types and has "{t}: Move Tutu up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life."
Mick's Crafter
{1}{w/u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Add {w} or {u}
1/2
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Book
 T 
Artifact
{t}: Read a page of a book, if you understand it, draw a card

Teenagehood Hood (rare)
Hippocricket (uncommon)
Hallow Ween (uncommon)
Flu Shot (uncommon)
common 500 again i guess hecc (common)
Junkrat (common)
Bug Spray (common)
Gobbling Goblin (common)
Aquamarine Curd (common)
Bull's Feces (common)
Thicc (common)
Gold Bar (common)
Tutu (common)
Mick's Crafter (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Book (token)