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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Swampburn
{1}{b}
 
 R 
Enchantment – Aura Curse
Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted players upkeep, they lose 1 life for each player that controls a Swamp
Acrobatic Gymnast
{2}{w}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Human
Flying

When Acrobatic Gymnast enters the battlefield Gain 3 life for each creature you control with Flying
A beautiful and stunning display of human elegance
2/2
The Splits
{r}{r}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Legendary Sorcery – Torture
Destroy target creature, crease all four corners of it's card, rub it in mud, and marinate it in potato chip grease for two to three weeks
An ugly and shocking display of human cruelty
Jumble
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Change up to three target creature's names
Draw a card
Home Makeover
{w}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Transform target Structure
Swim
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature gains Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) for the next X turns, where X is your deck size
A La Mode
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed permanent is a white Food in addition to it's other colors and types. It has "{t}, Sacrifice this permanent: You gain 1 life, you gain 2 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn"
Brainless
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
Protection from Zombies
1/1
Ramen
{y}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Ramen, gain 2 life, then discard 2 cards, activate this ability only if you are in college
College sucks...
Gobbling Goblin
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Fatso
{g}, Sacrifice target Food you control: Gobbling Goblin gets +0/+3 until end of turn
1/1
Level Up!
{u/g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature levels up
Luminous Aetherborn
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
When Luminous Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life.
I am here to be honored and to protect in return, I am a gift from the Aether above us.
2/2
Special K
KA
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
K may be payed with {1}, then copying a spell or ability

{t}: Sacrifice Special K, eat a bowl of Special K, if you do, gain 6 life, then draw two cards
Randomize
{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target card becomes another random card until end of turn
Troll Hole
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target land, if you do, you create a 2/2 black Troll with "{b}: Regenerate this creature"
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Golden Egg
 T 
Token Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{t}, Sacrifice Golden Egg: You gain 5 life, then target opponent gives you $5.00 CAD, if they don't, you gain 10 life instead

Swampburn (rare)
Acrobatic Gymnast // The Splits (uncommon)
Jumble (uncommon)
Home Makeover (uncommon)
Swim (common)
A La Mode (common)
Brainless (common)
Ramen (common)
Gobbling Goblin (common)
Level Up! (common)
Luminous Aetherborn (common)
Special K (common)
Randomize (common)
Troll Hole (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Golden Egg (token)