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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Birthday Clown
{w}{w}{w}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Clown Shaman
{t}: Create a Balloon artifact token
2/3
 
Thanos, Infinite War-Titan
{5}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Planeswalker – Thanos
Thanos, Infinite War-Titan is Pink
+1: Tutor an Artifact
0: Create a 4/4 black Child of Thanos creature token with Deathtouch and Menace
-2: Sacrifice target green female Alien creature you control: Add three orange mana
-20: Destroy half of all creatures at random. Activate this ability only if you control six or more artifacts
7
Teddy-Bear Picnic
{2}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Create four 1/1 green Teddy-Bear creature tokens with Vigilance
Unwilling Bodyguard
{2}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Zombie Soldier
Spectacle {2}{b} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.)
All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to Unwilling Bodyguard instead.
Whenever Unwilling Bodyguard is dealt damage or dies, target player discards a card.
2/4
Gag Reflex
{1}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature becomes the target of a black or green spell or ability, if it would die, return it to it's owners hand instead and create a Barf token
Jalapeno
{r/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Choose one:
-Target player eats a Jalapeno
-Jalapeno shocks target tapped creature
Ice Scream
{w/u}
 
 C 
Instant
Tap any target for the remainder of the game, create an IceCream token
Squirrel Pearl
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token
Fudge Pop
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{b/w}{t}: Sacrifice Fudge Pop, gain 2 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn
Sunrise
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
It becomes Morning.
Pickle
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Pickle, gain 1 life, instead gain 2 life if you have drunken vinegar today
Bedtime
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Cast Bedtime only if the sun is setting

{0}: Create a Dream token, activate this ability only if you are sleeping, and only if it has been 15 minutes since last being activated

When the sun rises, sacrifice Bedtime
!
{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 as long as it's attacking.
He exclaimed something in the midst of the battle, they were his last words, and they were lost to the noise.
Strawberry Applesauce
{3}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Gain 4 life if you control a red Child
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
token 69 again
 T 
Token

Birthday Clown (common, foil)
Thanos, Infinite War-Titan (mythic)
Teddy-Bear Picnic (uncommon)
Unwilling Bodyguard (uncommon)
Gag Reflex (uncommon)
Jalapeno (common)
Ice Scream (common)
Squirrel Pearl (common)
Fudge Pop (common)
Sunrise (common)
Pickle (common)
Bedtime (common)
! (common)
Strawberry Applesauce (common)
Grainforest (basic)
token 69 again (token)