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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Lunar Butcher
{w}{u}{b}
 
 R 
Creature – Human Wizard Warrior
Lunar Butcher's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands that have left the battlefield this turn plus four
{4}{b}: Destroy target land, then exile it from it's owners graveyard.
{2}{w}: Exile target nonbasic land until end of turn
{1}{u}: Return target land to it's owners hand, their maximum hand size increases by one this turn.
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Switcharoo Game
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
At any time you may switch a card you control with a card you don't, if you are caught, sacrifice Switcharoo Game and lose 5 life
Screwing of the Bulb
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Tap all Idiots you control, you may play a Yellow, White, Orange, or Gold artifact with no supertypes or subtypes from your hand, as long as it has converted mana cost 2 or less
Illuminate the Heart (redone srsly)
{x}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Illuminate the Heart (redone srsly) deals X damage to target creature. If a blue creature is targeted this way, it's controller discards a card at random from their hand.
hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/?
 
 C 
Basic Snow Land – Plains Island Swamp Mountain Forest
When hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? enters the battlefield, you lose 1 life unless you control a permanent.
{t}: Add {10}
Slobbermutt
{2}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound Idiot
Trample
{u}: Tap target creature, it becomes blue until end of turn
2/2
Sillyfy
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)
Horrific Dream
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Horrific Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Each player discards a card and loses 2 life.
Winter Piyf
{s}{s}
 
 C 
Creature – Piyf
{s}: +1/+1 until end of turn
{t}: Add {s}{s}{s}{s} to spend only on Snow things
2/2
Gift of Growth
{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Growth enters the battlefield, draw a card
Enchanted creature gains Trample.
Ingrown Toenail
{b/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable Equipment
Equip {4}
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
Basic Slave
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Add {b}
1/1
Pig Tails
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Female Human Child {1}
Equipped Female Human Child has Hexproof and gains "Tap a Boar you control: Flip a coin, if it lands on Tails, gain 2 life, activate this ability only once per turn"
OCDManiac
{3}{w}{u}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
When OCDManiac enters the battlefield choose a number
If you don't have a number of cards in your hand equal to the chosen number, sacrifice OCDManiac and do three tics
1/1
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Thing
 T 
Token Creature – Thing
Gravecone (When this dies, create a 9/9 copy of it. When that dies, create an 8/8 copy of it. Et cetera.)
10/10

Lunar Butcher (rare)
Switcharoo Game (uncommon)
Screwing of the Bulb (uncommon)
Illuminate the Heart (redone srsly) (uncommon)
hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? (common)
Slobbermutt (common)
Sillyfy (common)
Horrific Dream (common)
Winter Piyf (common)
Gift of Growth (common)
Ingrown Toenail (common)
Basic Slave (common)
Pig Tails (common)
OCDManiac (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Thing (token)