[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Spamfeaster gets +X/+X, where X is your devotion to spam.
4/4
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Equip
: Destroy target Block. |
Equip lib
Equipped lib has " : Tap target creature without a victim counter on it." |
When Janitor enters the battlefield, create Mop and Broom tokens and equip them.
1/4
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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 as long as it's attacking. He exclaimed something in the midst of the battle, they were his last words, and they were lost to the noise.
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Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature has three hundred sixty five or more Age counters on it, it's controller gains 1 life. Then, sacrifice Birthday |
Protection from Zombies
1/1
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0: Put a Loyalty counter on Jace
-999: Destroy Jace. Then, draw a card for each person you have hurt in your lifetime. 1
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Equip Equipment as it enters the battlefield
: Scratch or Tickle target equipped creature of equipped Equipment, it's controller may tap it's Parent, if they do, stop. |
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Vigilance
1/2
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Equip
Equipped creature is Red in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from red, and gets +1/+0 for each Red creature in play Red creatures have protection from the equipped creature |
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Equip
Equipped creature gains Storage 2 |
Flying
: Create a Spam token1/2
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As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life |
Cigar is Red, Black and Green
Smoke – , Sacrifice Cigar, Pretend to smoke for 7.75 seconds: Put two -0/-1 counters on target creature and put a Guilt counter on each of it's Parent creatures. If sixteen or more -0/-1 counters are put on a creature this way, it has " : This creature's controller gains CAD $999.99" |
Spamfeaster
(rare)
Pickaxe
(uncommon)
Megaphone
(uncommon)
Janitor
(uncommon)
!
(common)
Birthday
(common)
Brainless
(common)
Jace, The Puppy Who Was Hit Too Much
(common)
Itchy Clothing Tag
(common)
Dust
(common)
Soul Ak
(common)
Red Bandana
(common)
Backpack
(common)
Spammingbyrd
(common)
Bay Sick
(basic)
Cigar
(token)


: Destroy target Block.



