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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Gentrification
{2}{w}{u}
 
 R 
Enchantment
Spells cost {1} more to cast
I'm blue da ba dee da ba doo
{u}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Curse
Enchant player
Enchanted player's cards are blue in addition to their other colors
Rowling's App
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Cast Rowling's App only if you control a Legendary Author creature
Equip Equipment: Pay CAD $9.99
Equipped Equipment has "Equipped creature has "{t}: Add {u}{u}""
Master's Sword
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {4}
Equipped creature has +4/+2 and has Double Strike
Hellfyre Shot
{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Kicker – {2}{b}
If Hellfyre Shot was kicked, it has Deathtouch.
Hellfyre Shot deals 2 damage to target creature.
Hummus
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
When Hummus enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may burn $2.50 CAD, if you do put an Investment counter on Hummus
{t}: Sacrifice Hummus, gain 3 life for each Investment counter on Hummus
When Hummus leaves the battlefield, burn $7.50 CAD
Redneck
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
Haste, Trample
1/1
Sword with Daddy Issues
{1}{b}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Unequip {4}
Equipped creature has +2/+0 and First Strike
Apple Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
All Artifacts gain "{t}: Google"
{2}{c}{c}: Gain 1 life for each Artifact that Googled this turn
Derek DeVoid
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Devoid
What a boring guy
2/2
Rarity curve is hard
 
 C 
 
Just sayin'
Illuminate the Mind
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target green permanent or counter target green spell.
Prison Shiv
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature has +4/-2 and is black
Web
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact
Web is White
As an additional cost to cast Web, tap an untapped Spider you control
Spider habitat
{2}{g}: Target Insect inhabits Web until end of turn. At the end of turn, flip a coin. If you win, destroy that creature and you gain 3 life
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Joey
 T 
Creature – Kangaroo Child
0/1

Gentrification (rare)
I'm blue da ba dee da ba doo (uncommon)
Rowling's App (uncommon)
Master's Sword (uncommon)
Hellfyre Shot (common)
Hummus (common)
Redneck (common)
Sword with Daddy Issues (common)
Apple Logo (common)
Derek DeVoid (common)
Rarity curve is hard (common)
Illuminate the Mind (common)
Prison Shiv (common)
Web (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Joey (token)