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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Father Fodder
{3}{b}{r}
 
 R 
Creature – Human Lord
Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.).
5/4
Pharmer
{g}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Farmer Horror
{t}: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender, then pop a pill
2/2
Farmacist
{u}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Cleric Horror
{t}: Create a colorless Prescription artifact token, then eat a carrot
2/2
Cookie Cookery
{2}{w/g}
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Chef Habitat
Cook Cookie – {1}{w/g} ({1}{w/g}: Create a Cookie token)
Hypocritical Hippocricket
{3}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Hippo Insect Idiot
Gotcha – Whenever an opponent is hypocritical, you may say Gotcha. If you do, choose one:
– Hypocritical Hippocricket drains 5 to any target
– Hypocritical Hippocricket gets +5/+1 and gains your choice of Flying or Trample until end of turn.
Whenever you are hypocritical or have a Gotcha ability activated against you, sacrifice Hypocritical Hippocricket.
1/5
Good Read (RTFC)
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target player reads a card to all other player's simultaneously, then draws a card
Cringe
{2}{u/b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever a Weird, Child or Idiot enters the battlefield, tap target creature and Cringe deals 1 damage to it
Volatile Hitmyran
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Hitmyran
{3}{r}: +2/+0 until end of turn
3/2
Fork (The Utility)
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Tap target Food you control, gain 2 life or draw a card
{r}{r}{r}{t}: Eat some Food an opponent controls, if they don't get you back until end of turn, draw a card at your end step
Take a Dump
{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Pickle
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Pickle, gain 1 life, instead gain 2 life if you have drunken vinegar today
Hopeful Dream
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Hopeful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
You gain 3 life and untap target creature you control with converted mana cost 3 or less
Boost
{u/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Open a booster pack, you may put a card from among it into your hand, then shuffle the dirty remains
Flying Carpet
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct
Flying

Passenger 1 (Whenever Flying Carpet attacks and isn't blocked, you may place up to one blocked creatures you control on it UEOT. Flying Carpet gets +X/+0 where X is the total power of cards placed on it.)
1/2
Black Aura
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is black in addition to it's other colors
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Astronaut
 T 
Token Creature – Human Astronaut
Planeswalk
2/2

Father Fodder (rare)
Pharmer // Farmacist (uncommon)
Cookie Cookery (uncommon)
Hypocritical Hippocricket (uncommon)
Good Read (RTFC) (common)
Cringe (common)
Volatile Hitmyran (common)
Fork (The Utility) (common)
Take a Dump (common)
Pickle (common)
Hopeful Dream (common)
Boost (common)
Flying Carpet (common)
Black Aura (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Astronaut (token)