[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Finishing Move #4: Cataclysmic Wrath of the Rage of Titans deals damage divided among any number of players or planeswalkers equal to the total power of creatures you control.
You lose the game at the end of this turn. |
Search your library for a card named Despair Abandon and put it onto the battlefield. Then, shuffle.
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: Scry X then draw a πth of X cards, where X is your favorite number1/3
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Whenever you would be dealt damage, redirect that damage to Absorption Sponge.
: You gain 1 life. Active this ability only if you control another white or green creature.0/2
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Sacrifice Bull's Feces: Target player loses 2 life, activate this ability only if the targeted player told a lie
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Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming) 1/1
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1/1
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1/1
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Suffixed permanent is a white Food in addition to it's other colors and types. It has "
, Sacrifice this permanent: You gain 1 life, you gain 2 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn" |
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Exile Skysheep: Create a Sound Cloud token
Oft mistaken for clouds
1/1
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Trample
3/3
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Tap target Artifact Creature Vehicle with Flying
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: Sacrifice Hamster, create one Beef Jerky token, then draw a card1/1
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As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life |
Whenever a Beer Token enters the battlefield under your control, Bozo gets +2/+2 until end of turn
5/5
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Finishing Move #4: Cataclysmic Wrath of the Rage of Titans
(mythic)
Whispering Winds
(uncommon)
Mathematician
(uncommon)
Absorption Sponge
(uncommon)
Bull's Feces
(common)
Penguin
(common)
Noob
(common)
Sett's Skeleton
(common)
A La Mode
(common)
Energy Engine
(common)
Skysheep
(common)
Nayasaur
(common)
Turbulence
(common)
Hamster
(common)
Bay Sick
(basic)
Bozo
(token)




: Scry X then draw a πth of X cards, where X is your favorite number


