[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

MTG + Bulk Barn = Illuminati    R  Instant – Government Conspiracy All your nonplayable bulk becomes playable until end of turn They want us to buy bulk, the end days will pay off!	Gem of Rekt    U  Enchantment Artifact Whenever a player loses the game or is destroyed, they are Rekt instead	Kermit Teh Froge    U  Legendary Creature – Frog Puppet Puppet (Any player may activate Kermit Teh Froge's abilities.), Jump Boost 1 (: Move Kermit Teh Froge up to one inches.) 0/2	Burger King    U  Land Cast this end if you play Burger King within the borders of the USA : Create a Burger token Hungry Jacks    U  Land Cast this end if you play Hungry Jacks within the borders of Australia : Create a Burger token
Itchy Clothing Tag    C  Artifact – Equipment Tag Equip Equipment as it enters the battlefield : Scratch or Tickle target equipped creature of equipped Equipment, it's controller may tap it's Parent, if they do, stop.	Sillyfy    C  Instant Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)	Self Deprecator    C  Creature – Human Idiot Unattractive : Self Deprecator puts a -1/-1 counter on itself, you may discard a card 2/3	Barrel    C  Artifact – Equipment : Sacrifice Barrel, create two Gold tokens Equip Equip target non-Gold creature with nudity in it's art
Wingman    C  Creature – Bird Angel Rogue : Breed two other target creatures you control, then gain 4 life if they share a color or subtype, Wingman gains Flying, then exile it at the end step, activate this ability only once per game I need to earn my wings!!! 2/1	Kale    C  Artifact – Food pukes	Black Aura    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature Enchanted creature is black in addition to it's other colors	Child Soldier    C  Creature – Child Soldier Last-Strike Child Soldier cannot attack or block alone 2/1
Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises    C  Legendary Creature – Teenager Mutant Ninja Turtle Pirateson Haste, Menace, Trample, Deathtouch, Vigilance When Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enters the battlefield create three tokens that are copies of it 2.13/2.13	New Year of Cards    C    This is card 366, its a new year! also its only dec 14, so rip	Ten Year Old Funnyboi    B  Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child : Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn "RANDOM = FUNNY" says He 0/1	Runner  T  Creature – Human Haste, First Strike, Landwalk 2/2

MTG + Bulk Barn = Illuminati (rare)
Gem of Rekt (uncommon)
Kermit Teh Froge (uncommon)
Burger King // Hungry Jacks (uncommon)
Itchy Clothing Tag (common)
Sillyfy (common)
Self Deprecator (common)
Barrel (common)
Wingman (common)
Kale (common)
Black Aura (common)
Child Soldier (common)
Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises (common)
New Year of Cards (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Runner (token)