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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
AAA
 
 R 
Enchantment
Enchant Equipment
Enchanted Equipment gains "Whenever the creature this Equipment equips kills another creature, it's controller may gain life equal to the killed creature's converted mana cost"
 U 
Legendary Creature – Minotaur Lord
Haste
5/3
 U 
Creature – Hippo
Hungry 5 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put five +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.)
{1}{b/g}: Hungry Hungry Hippo gains landwalk this turn.
The best card in Perdonia and Templecrash.
5/5
 U 
Instant
All creatures you control gain Indestructible until end of turn
 C 
Creature – Human Child
When Cancerous Magic Player enters the battlefield, choose one:
– For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Rabiah block.
– For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Mercadia block.
– Crease target card an opponent owns.
– Unsleeve all cards in target opponent's deck
– The next blue spell you cast this turn costs {0} instead
1/1
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is black in addition to it's other colors
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put twenty +1/+1 counters on target creature you control
 C 
Creature – Domo Mutant
Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
3/2
 C 
Artifact – Food
{b/w}{t}: Sacrifice Fudge Pop, gain 2 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
(Doggo transforms from Pupper)
When Doggo enters the battlefield, it has your choice of Haste or Trample until end of turn
Tap another Human you control: Transform Doggo
(Doggo transforms into Old Friend)
2/2
 C 
Creature – Snake
3/3
 C 
Creature – Rabbit Zombie
Infect, Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Rabid Rabbit up to two inches.)
2/1
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Blue Mana Potion: Target creature you control gains "{t}: Draw half X cards rounded up", where X is that creature's converted mana cost
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Tap target Food you control, gain 2 life or draw a card
{r}{r}{r}{t}: Eat some Food an opponent controls, if they don't get you back until end of turn, draw a card at your end step
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
 T 
Token Artifact
Sacrifice Sound Cloud: You gain 1 life and Sound Cloud pings any target

Looting (rare)
El Megataur (uncommon)
Hungry Hungry Hippo (uncommon)
Night in the Fort (uncommon)
Cancerous Magic Player (common)
Black Aura (common)
Growth (common)
Firebreathing Domo (common)
Fudge Pop (common)
Doggo (common)
Slithering Ekam (common)
Rabid Rabbit (common)
Blue Mana Potion (common)
Fork (The Utility) (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Sound Cloud (token)