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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Wipe from Legends
{5}{w}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Sorcery
Target creature loses the Legendary supertype
Whispers of Unintelligible Expenses
{b}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Until end of turn, spells cost {?} more to cast, and whenever a player casts a spell they lose that much life.
As Davriel wandered through the ruins of an ancient hellish world, he saw the chattering head of a mad god spouting out a foretelling of upcoming anguish.
Fish (the Verb)
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Tap target blue creature.

Until end of turn, it becomes 0/1, loses all abilities except that it gains Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming).
Manor Gates
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Gate
Manor Gates is Gold
The first time an opponent gives you money while Manor Gates is in play, target creature you control becomes Manor Gates's Keyholder for the remainder of the game
{t}: Add two mana of two colors only if Manor Gates is a Land
Midget
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
0.5/0.5
Ree!
{r}{e}{e}
 
 C 
Instant
Target Dinosaur or Frog gets +3/+0 this turn.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Evolve
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, if it is a double-faced card, transform it
Sin Fyip
{b}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Fyip
Deathlink (Damage dealt by Sin Fyip causes it's controller to lose that much life)
4/3
Mr Commitment Issues
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Mr Commitment Issues cannot be combined or bred with other creatures

At the end of every turn remove all counters from Mr Commitment Issues
4/4
Yutt
{w/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Yutt
2/2
Respawn
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Respawn target Gamer
Egg Whites
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
Tap a white creature you control, Sacrifice Egg Whites: Gain half of a life
Water Bottle of Fliptude
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
When Water Bottle of Fliptude enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you put a water bottle on top of it

{1}{t}: Flip the water bottle on Water Bottle of Fliptude, if you succeed, you may tap or untap target permanent
Trustling
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you told a lie that an opponent believed last turn, sacrifice Trustling and add {c}{c}
1/1
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Foodevil
 T 
Artifact Creature – Food Devil
Haste
2/2

Wipe from Legends (mythic)
Whispers of Unintelligible Expenses (uncommon)
Fish (the Verb) (uncommon)
Manor Gates (uncommon)
Midget (common)
Ree! (common)
Evolve (common)
Sin Fyip (common)
Mr Commitment Issues (common)
Yutt (common)
Respawn (common)
Egg Whites (common)
Water Bottle of Fliptude (common)
Trustling (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Foodevil (token)