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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Beep Beep
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Target creature gets +6/+0 until end of turn
 
Imma Sheep
{g}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Target creature has power and toughness of 2/2 until end of turn
123456789
{1}{2}{3}{4}{5}{6}{7}{8}{9}
 
 R 
Creature – Embodiement
When 123456789 enters the battlefield, choose one, two or three:
-Target player gains 12346789 life
-123456789 deals 12346789 damage to each creature and planeswalker
-123456789 deals 12346789 damage to target player
123456789/123456789
Timelapse
{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Skip target player's turn
You Only Ask Once (YOAO)
{w}
 
 U 
Instant
One-Off (Only one of You Only Ask Once (YOAO) may be in any deck, and only one may be played per match)
Target player may reveal their hand. If they don't, you gain 7 life.
aplsos
{1}{c}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food
{t}: gain 2 life, then read a dank meme
danksos
Spinal Shivers
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Spinal Shivers, tap a Skeleton you control
Destroy target vertebrate
Evil Guy
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Evil Human
1/1
Orgganism
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Orgg Germ
Orgganism cannot be blocked except by six or more creatures
1/1
Orgganized
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant library
When Orgganized enters the battlefield, remove all Orgg artifact cards from enchanted library, shuffle it, then put those cards back on top.
Deep-Forest Emerald-Skin
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Lizard
Vigilance
3/4
Boi
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot Child Swaglord
1/1
Ramen
{y}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Ramen, gain 2 life, then discard 2 cards, activate this ability only if you are in college
College sucks...
Housewife
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Defender
Cook Bread – {1}{g} ({1}{g}: Create a Bread token)
1/3
OCDManiac
{3}{w}{u}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
When OCDManiac enters the battlefield choose a number
If you don't have a number of cards in your hand equal to the chosen number, sacrifice OCDManiac and do three tics
1/1
Silk Dress
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Human Female
Equipped Human Female has Hexproof
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
PoisonVial
 T 
Artifact
{t}: Sacrifice PoisonVial, choose one:
-Target player loses 2 life
-Put a poison counter on target player

Beep Beep // Imma Sheep (common, foil)
123456789 (rare)
Timelapse (uncommon)
You Only Ask Once (YOAO) (uncommon)
aplsos (uncommon)
Spinal Shivers (common)
Evil Guy (common)
Orgganism // Orgganized (common)
Deep-Forest Emerald-Skin (common)
Boi (common)
Ramen (common)
Housewife (common)
OCDManiac (common)
Silk Dress (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
PoisonVial (token)