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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
I am a stegosaurus
{1}{g}{g}
 
 R 
Instant
Target player is a 3/3 green Dinosaur creature with no abilities until end of turn
Boon of Fortune
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Boon of Fortune enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and gains Lifelink.
Blazing Nneoh
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Land Creature – Pokemon Nneoh Elemental Wizard
{t}: Blazing Nneoh pings any target
3/1
Rewarding Award
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact – Award
Cast Rewarding Award only after another target player does something you think is positive

Rewarding Award enters the battlefield with a Reward counter on it

At the beginning of awarded player's upkeep, put a Reward counter on Rewarding Award, they gain life equal to the number of Reward counters on Rewarding Award squared
Pupper
{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
{1}: Transform Pupper
(Pupper transforms into Doggo)
1/1
Bourgeois
{5}{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Evil Advisor Artificer Author Lord
Whenever money would be put on Bourgeois, triple that amount of money is put on Bourgeois instead
Bourgeois gets +5/+5 for each CAD$0.01 on it
{t}: Put CAD$999.99 on Bourgeois
1/1
Canned Spam
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Tear Canned Spam into two pieces, create a Spam token, if you own a physical representation of the token, you may eat it, if you do, gain 2 life, if you don't, lose 5 life
Amooza!
{1}{w}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Amooza!, Say "Amooza!!" as loud as you can: You gain 5 life
Carpetburn
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Carpetburn deals 2 damage to target player. If you control Flying Carpet, Carpetburn deals 4 damage to that player instead.
Box
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Box and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Box for at least one turn.)
Eat Cat
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target Cat. You gain 3 life
Eat Cat costs {1} less to cast if you are Asian and consent to this stereotype
Miracle
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Gain 5 life

Miracle {0}
Censor Bar
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Censor Bar only when opponent swears
Choose one:
-Physically harm opponent
-Draw a card
Horrific Dream
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Horrific Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Each player discards a card and loses 2 life.
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Emerald
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Emerald: Add {g}

I am a stegosaurus (rare)
Boon of Fortune (uncommon)
Blazing Nneoh (uncommon)
Rewarding Award (uncommon)
Pupper (common)
Bourgeois (common)
Canned Spam (common)
Amooza! (common)
Carpetburn (common)
Box (common)
Eat Cat (common)
Miracle (common)
Censor Bar (common)
Horrific Dream (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Emerald (token)