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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Klan Kahn
{w}{u}{b}
 
 M 
Creature – Soldier Lord
Whenever another Soldier you control deals combat damage, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
3/3
Touchdown!
{r}{g}{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Play a game of Football with your opponents, teams are decided by a vote, majority wins.

Each player that wins the game, draws two cards
Knightmare One Year Later
{w}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Horse Knight Nightmare
Whenever Knightmare One Year Later attacks, you may sacrifice it and pay {w}{b} to destroy target creature defending player controls.
3/3
Fortune Teller
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Shaman
{2}{t}: Choose a card, then reveal the top card of your library, if you revealed the chosen card, you may draw three cards
1/3
Mockingbyrd
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird Troll
Flying
{t}: Insult target opponent, if they look unhappy, Mockingbyrd shocks em
2/1
Spammingbyrd
{1}{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird Troll
Flying
{t}: Create a Spam token
1/2
Broom
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Cleric or Worker {1}
Equipped creature has Sweeping. It also has Deathtouch and Lifelink for Germs.
Bull
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cow
Trample, Snorting ({g}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
2/2
Get Rekt
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As Get Rekt is cast, any player may pay {2} to counter it

Target player gets Rekt
Feed
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature loses Hungry
Snake-Eye Die
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Block
Whenever a spell or ability would cause you to roll a die, you may tap this Block instead. If you do, you gain 1 life.
Cast to Shadow
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes a 0/1 Shadow creature until end of turn, it gains "This creature cannot tap or be the target of spells or abilities"
And with a flick of the wizards hand, i became a shadow
Froggychums, Just Wanna Make Cards
{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Create a card, then put it into your hand
Must click buttons in certain order to produce satisfaction
Incense
{1}
 
 C 
Smelly Artifact
{1}{t}: Target card is Smelly for the next three turns, if this is the third time you've activated this ability, sacrifice Incense and lose 1 life
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Sapphire
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Sapphire: Add {u}

Klan Kahn (mythic)
Touchdown! (uncommon)
Knightmare One Year Later (uncommon)
Fortune Teller (uncommon)
Mockingbyrd (common)
Spammingbyrd (common)
Broom (common)
Bull (common)
Get Rekt (common)
Feed (common)
Snake-Eye Die (common)
Cast to Shadow (common)
Froggychums, Just Wanna Make Cards (common)
Incense (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Sapphire (token)