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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Bacteria-Feeder
{c}{b}{g}
 
 R 
Creature – Insect
Flying
When Bacteria-Feeder enters the battlefield, exile up to one target Germ creature. When you do, you gain 1 life and draw a card.
What they once were they now consume.
2/3
Turtle-Man
{4}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Turtle
When Turtle-Man enters the battlefield, draw two cards.
3/4
@
{1}{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Exchange control of target creature and target land controlled by different players. Then, you may pay {u} to draw a card.
With a blip the frog was standing where once was a factory.
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod
{e}{e}{e}
 
 U 
Instant
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod is red
All your Fatsos get +3/+0 and lose Defender until end of turn
When Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod resolves, put it at the bottom of it's owner
Illuminate the Mind (redone srsly)
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target spell. If a green spell was countered this way, tap target land it's controller controls.
Gremlin
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Horror
2/1
Egg
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{t}, Tear Egg into as many pieces as you can within 5 seconds: Add a quarter of {g} for each new piece of Egg beyond the first, then sacrifice them all and throw them away
Spammingbyrd
{1}{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird Troll
Flying
{t}: Create a Spam token
1/2
Moo
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Gain 4 life for each Cow creature you control
Cobweb
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Untap target Spider
Filthshroom
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Untap target Insect
Neat Newt
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Lizard
neat! snaps camera
1/1
French Fry
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
You can have any number of French Fry in your deck
{t}: Sacrifice French Fry and all cards with the same name, gain X life where X is the number of cards named French Fry you control, do this once for each card named French Fry you control
Jinjurrbred Man
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Human
Haste
{r}{t}: Jinjurrbred Man breeds with another card named Jinjurrbred Man
2/1
You are a good person
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
You lose the game
Always putting other people ahead of yourself, you are loved
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Golden Egg
 T 
Token Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{t}, Sacrifice Golden Egg: You gain 5 life, then target opponent gives you $5.00 CAD, if they don't, you gain 10 life instead

Bacteria-Feeder (rare)
Turtle-Man (uncommon)
@ (uncommon)
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod (uncommon)
Illuminate the Mind (redone srsly) (common)
Gremlin (common)
Egg (common)
Spammingbyrd (common)
Moo (common)
Cobweb // Filthshroom (common)
Neat Newt (common)
French Fry (common)
Jinjurrbred Man (common)
You are a good person (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Golden Egg (token)