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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Rapture
{1}{w}{w}
 
 R 
Instant
You gain 3 life. Repeat this effect for each creature that died this turn.
"The horrible deaths of the corrupted was necessary so that the pure may live"
– Scripture
Aunt Ante
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human
(Before the start of the game remove this card from your deck if you're not playing for ante)
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to Aunt Ante by creatures that are not named Uncle Istvan. Whenever damage is prevented this way, it's source's controller adds a card to the ante.
1/3
Ante Ant
{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Insect
When Ante Ant enters the battlefield you lose 1 life and each player adds a card to the ante
0/1
Batta Lion
{1}{w}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Lion
Haste, Vigilance
Battalion – Whenever Batta Lion and at least two other creatures attack, create X copies of Batta Lion except they are tokens, where X is the number of creatures attacking
The Lions of the Batta Plains are the smartest and strongest of them all
3/3
Flatog
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Atog
Lifelink
Sacrifice a Plains: +0/+1 and Vigilance until end of turn
1/2
Spawnkill
{w}{w}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield target creature Spawnkill's controller controls destroys it, then Spawnkill's controller sacrifices Spawnkill
Celery Cerberus
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant Hound
Trample, Haste
4/4
Vindictive Hitmyran
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Hitmyran
{1}{b}: +1/+1 until end of turn
2/3
Moo
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Gain 4 life for each Cow creature you control
hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/?
 
 C 
Basic Snow Land – Plains Island Swamp Mountain Forest
When hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? enters the battlefield, you lose 1 life unless you control a permanent.
{t}: Add {10}
Calculator
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Technology
{t}: Do a math equation, then draw a card
Live
{g}{g}{c}{c}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Stop playing Magic: The Gathering and enjoy your precious existence
I WANNA BE ALIVE, I WANNA RUN IN STREAMS!! I AM ALIVE I TELL YOU, ALIVE! MOTHER I LOVE YOU!
Abandon Building
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Structure
Enchanted Structure cannot be inhabited (so remove all the inhabitants LOL)
Error 404: Magic Card not Found
{4}{0}{4}
 
 C 
Instant
Exile target artifact, colorless, Robot, Internetian, Spam or Troll permanent
Volatile Hitmyran
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Hitmyran
{3}{r}: +2/+0 until end of turn
3/2
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Firearm
 T 
Token Artifact – Equipment
Equip legendary creature {4}
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and gains Reach and Menace

Rapture (rare)
Aunt Ante // Ante Ant (uncommon)
Batta Lion (uncommon)
Flatog (uncommon)
Spawnkill (common)
Celery Cerberus (common)
Vindictive Hitmyran (common)
Moo (common)
hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? (common)
Calculator (common)
Live (common)
Abandon Building (common)
Error 404: Magic Card not Found (common)
Volatile Hitmyran (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Firearm (token)