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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Zinkerdan the Tinkerman
{c}{c}
 
 R 
Legendary Artifact Creature – Tinkerman
Whenever another artifact creature enters the battlefield under your control or is crewed, you may return target artifact card that was put it into the graveyard this turn, from there, into your hand.
1/1
Frogg
{g}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Frog
Trample
{g}: +1/-1 until end of turn. Limit of three per turn
{g}: -1/+1 until end of turn. Limit of three per turn
4/4
Anvil
{2}{c}{c}
 
 U 
Artifact
{t}: Combine two target Equipments
Blue is Fun
{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
You win the game. You always do. Narcissist, sadist, asshole.
Oh sorry, did you want this at instant speed, my bad. Really, sorry.
Landlubber
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Elf Druid
Gain 100 life: Create any number of Lands
Landlubber is the Bane of Pirates
1/1
New Year of Cards
{3}{6}{5}
 
 C 
 
This is card 366, its a new year! also its only dec 14, so rip
Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises
{9}{b}{b}{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Teenager Mutant Ninja Turtle Pirateson
Haste, Menace, Trample, Deathtouch, Vigilance
When Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enters the battlefield create three tokens that are copies of it
2.13/2.13
Max Health Potion
{u/r}{u/r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Max Health Potion, your life total becomes 20
Kek
{w}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.)
Create a Spam token.
Pile of Trash
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
When Pile of Trash enters the battlefield, create two colorless Junk tokens.
!
{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 as long as it's attacking.
He exclaimed something in the midst of the battle, they were his last words, and they were lost to the noise.
Tardiness
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment
All spells you cast resolve one minute after you cast them
Shimmering Soul
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying
1/2
Wild Otnak
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Land Creature – Pokemon Otnak
Trample
3/3
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
PoisonVial
 T 
Artifact
{t}: Sacrifice PoisonVial, choose one:
-Target player loses 2 life
-Put a poison counter on target player

Zinkerdan the Tinkerman (rare)
Frogg (uncommon)
Anvil (uncommon)
Blue is Fun (uncommon)
Landlubber (common)
New Year of Cards (common)
Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises (common)
Max Health Potion (common)
Kek (common)
Pile of Trash (common)
! (common)
Tardiness (common)
Shimmering Soul (common)
Wild Otnak (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
PoisonVial (token)