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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{r}: Put a Ketchup counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{y}: Put a Mustard counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{g}{g}{g}: Sacrifice Hot Dog: Post-Processing, gain 3 life, gain 7 additional life for each Mustard and Ketchup counter on it beyond the first
 
Culthaus of The SCC
{4}{g}{g}
 
 R 
Legendary Artifact
Tap an untapped nontoken Camel you control: Create a 1/1 green Camel creature token.
Tap six untapped nontoken Camels you control: Draw a card for each Desert on the battlefield.
aplsos
{1}{c}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food
{t}: gain 2 life, then read a dank meme
danksos
Ghost Pepper
{r}{g}{b}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food
{1}{r}{g}{b}{t}: Target player eats a Ghost Pepper, create a black Spirit for each sound of pain they make
Eager Eagle
{1}{w}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Bird
Flying
When Eager Eagle enters the battlefield, it gets +2/+0 this turn.
Dash {w}{r} (You may cast this spell for its dash cost. If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned from the battlefield to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.)
3/2
Eat Cat
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target Cat. You gain 3 life
Eat Cat costs {1} less to cast if you are Asian and consent to this stereotype
Polar Bear
{1}{s}
 
 C 
Creature – Polarbear
2/2
Diamond Sword
{2}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equip to Human creature
Equipped creature has +7/+0
Turbulence
{1}{u/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Tap target Artifact Creature Vehicle with Flying
Celery Cerberus
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant Hound
Trample, Haste
4/4
Horrific Dream
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Horrific Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Each player discards a card and loses 2 life.
Snake-Eye Die
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Block
Whenever a spell or ability would cause you to roll a die, you may tap this Block instead. If you do, you gain 1 life.
Stuffy Nose
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has Snorting
Hamster
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat Boar
{t}: Sacrifice Hamster, create one Beef Jerky token, then draw a card
1/1
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
token 69 again
 T 
Token

Hot Dog: Post-Processing (common, foil)
Culthaus of The SCC (rare)
aplsos (uncommon)
Ghost Pepper (uncommon)
Eager Eagle (uncommon)
Eat Cat (common)
Polar Bear (common)
Diamond Sword (common)
Turbulence (common)
Celery Cerberus (common)
Horrific Dream (common)
Snake-Eye Die (common)
Stuffy Nose (common)
Hamster (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
token 69 again (token)