[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, if it would die this way bounce it instead
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Card effects that would make you eat nut products, are countered
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Child Habitat
: Put a Healing counter on target creature.
: Put a Cruelty counter on target creature.
: Put a Barbaric counter on target creature.
Whenever a creature inhabiting this structure is removed from it, you gain 8 life for each Healing counter on it, target player loses 6 life for each Cruelty counter on it, and Norsery deals 4 damage to any target for each Barbaric counter on it. |
Gotcha – Whenever a word is said that is not Gotcha, you may say Gotcha, if you do, draw a card
Welcome back to episode 273 of the Magic The Gathering Show, here with me today is Mark Rosewater!
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Jump Boost 7, Storage 3
When Mangaroo enters the battlefield, create two Book tokens. 3/3
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Deathtouch
Whenever a white spell is cast, sacrifice Those Who Hide in Darkness They committed their sins in darkness, then someone turned on the lights and they saw all that they had inflicted
10/10
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Counter target spell that would win opponent the game
You may play No from your graveyard, library, hand, or exile |
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Equip Child
: Equipped creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn0/1
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All spells you cast resolve one minute after you cast them
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Create a 2/2 blue Fish creature token with Swimming
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Equip creature
Equipped creature has " ![]() : Destroy target insect with Flying" |
common #401
0/1
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When Smurf enters the battlefield, you may return target creature to it's owners hand
1/1
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As an additional cost to cast Draamaa, be dramatic for attention
Two target Teenagers get -2/-2 until end of turn and two target Teenagers get +2/+2 until end of turn. You may make two teenager breed, if you do, you may sacrifice the Baby token to put a -1/-1 counter on each Female Parent, if you don't, discard your hand |
: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
: Sacrifice PoisonVial, choose one:
-Target player loses 2 life -Put a poison counter on target player |
Gag
(common, foil)
DONT TOUCH ME I HAVE A PEANUT ALLERGY!!!
(rare)
Norsery
(uncommon)
Talk Show
(uncommon)
Mangaroo
(uncommon)
Those Who Hide in Darkness
(common)
No
(common)
Rubber Ducky
(common)
Tardiness
(common)
A Fishy Situation
(common)
Fly Swatter
(common)
401ster
(common)
Smurf
(common)
Draamaa
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
PoisonVial
(token)





: Equipped creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn

