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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying, Lifelink
1/2
 
 M 
Creature – Human Pilot
Landwalk, Horsemanship
Said to be the resurrection of Biblicality in the Modern Age
2/3
 U 
Legendary Creature – Rereh Beast Clone
Rormeh, Lazy Alt is always tapped
Wait 5 seconds: Eat a Food card, then, if you burped, you may gain 1 life
1/1
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Crab
Lobster is Blue
Defender
{1}: Lobster has +0/+1 until end of turn
3/1
 U 
Creature – Leviathon
Flying, Deathtouch, Indestructible
{t}: Target creature becomes a Statue in addition to it's other types until end of turn, and may not attack or block
4/3
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gains Goldtouch
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{r}{t}: Transform Raw Egg
Cooked Egg
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
Sacrifice Cooked Egg: Gain 2 life
 C 
Instant
Counter target spell. If a green spell was countered this way, tap target land it's controller controls.
 C 
Creature – Spider
Reach
1/3
 C 
Instant
Put a Stink counter on target Smelly card
 C 
Creature – Human
First Strike
2/3
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)
 C 
Artifact – Logo
All creatures with nudity in their art have +1/+1
The picture was removed.
 C 
Creature – Zombie
Even after death, Phil kept a workout routine
2/2
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Rupee: Add {g}. Add {g}{g} instead if you control a Legendary permanent

Wandering Soul (common, foil)
The Fifth Horseman (mythic)
Rormeh, Lazy Alt (uncommon)
Lobster (uncommon)
Basilisk (uncommon)
Midas Touch (common)
Raw Egg (common)
Illuminate the Mind (redone srsly) (common)
Long Legs (common)
Stinkify (common)
French Vanilla Guy (common)
Sillyfy (common)
Pen15 Logo (common)
Walking Dead (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Rupee (token)