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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Allograft
{g}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Move any number of counters of any types from target permanent to another target permanent.
The future may have pregnant males
 
Evolution
{5}{g}{g}
 
 R 
Sorcery
Transform all creatures
Get off my Lawn!
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Tribal Sorcery – Elder Urge
Remove all Children inhabiting Lands you control.
Candy Apple
{2}{r/g}
 
 U 
Artifact – Delectable
{t}: Sacrifice Candy Apple, gain 3 life, untap a child you control, activate this ability only if you have eaten sugar this turn
all around good green boy
{g}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Elf
{t}: Add {g} and you gain 2 life.
3/4
Protect Belief
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. If this targets a Cleric it costs {1} less to cast and has "You gain that much life"
Crackhead
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy
Snorting ({g}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
1/1
Pixel Ouphe
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Creature – Ouphe Internetian
Defender
Whenever Pixel Ouphe is dealt combat damage, you may put a +1/+1 counter on it (it must survive the damage for the counter to be placed on it)
0/5
Twisted Paperclip
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
Gerbil
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat
1/1
Asterisk
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Asterisk only when opponent swears
Choose one:
-Physically harm opponent
-Draw a card
Wynn Lawmage
{1}{w}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Wizard
Hexproof, Unblockable
1/3
Pain
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Physically harm your opponent
Farmer
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
{t}: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender
2/2
Pharmacist
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Cleric
{t}: Create a colorless Prescription artifact token
2/2
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Buffetdish
 T 
Artifact – Delectable
{t}: Gain 5 life for each 1000 calories you have eaten today

Allograft (common, foil)
Evolution (rare)
Get off my Lawn! (uncommon)
Candy Apple (uncommon)
all around good green boy (uncommon)
Protect Belief (common)
Crackhead (common)
Pixel Ouphe (common)
Twisted Paperclip (common)
Gerbil (common)
Asterisk (common)
Wynn Lawmage (common)
Pain (common)
Farmer // Pharmacist (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Buffetdish (token)