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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Multicolorism
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 R 
Enchantment
When Multicolorism enters the battlefield exile all monocolored creatures
Whenever a monocolored creature enters the battlefield, exile it
Hallow Ween
{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery – Holiday
Destroy target creature

If you play Hallow Ween during Halloween, destroy two target creatures
Rabies
{w/b}{w/b}{w/b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All Beasts have Infect
Jinjurrbred Haus
{4}{r/g}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food Structure
Child and Wizard Habitat
{1}{r/g}, eat a pound of candy: You gain 3 life. If you ate gingerbread this way, you gain 6 life instead.
Children inhabiting this structure get -1/-1 for each Wizard inhabiting it.
Wizards inhabiting this structure get +1/+1 for each Child inhabiting it.
Swim
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature gains Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) for the next X turns, where X is your deck size
Rosegold Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Rosegold Curd dies add {r}
0/0.01
Compleated Baboon
{1}{pg}
 
 C 
Creature – Ape-No-More
{3}{pg}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Compleated Baboon
Why? A cruel joke?
...
Oh. That's worse.
2/2
Gold Bar
{y}A
 
 C 
Artifact
Gold Bar is Gold

{0}: Target player gives you $45.00 CAD, if they do, sacrifice Gold Bar, this may not be countered or prevented
Gift of Fortune
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Fortune enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Lifelink
Redneck
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
Haste, Trample
1/1
Hex
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes a 0/1 green Frog and loses all abilities. It must block if able.
Smoke
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a white and black Cigarette artifact token
Illuminate the Heart
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target blue spell or destroy target blue creature.
Rektum
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{b}{b}: Lose 2 life, target nonblack creature get's Rekt, as long as it has nudity in it's art
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Deer
 T 
Token Creature – Deer
Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
1/1

Multicolorism (rare)
Hallow Ween (uncommon)
Rabies (uncommon)
Jinjurrbred Haus (uncommon)
Swim (common)
Rosegold Curd (common)
Compleated Baboon (common)
Gold Bar (common)
Gift of Fortune (common)
Redneck (common)
Hex (common)
Smoke (common)
Illuminate the Heart (common)
Rektum (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Deer (token)