[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Scarred 4 (Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals 4 damage to all other creatures.)
Hungry 4 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put four +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.) From the land of South Park many horrors arrive, but this, is certainly the darkest and most dreadful
2/6
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Move any number of creatures anywhere
Draw three cards |
Spells you control have Rental.
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) 4/3
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(What should
be payed with?)
Whenever a player asks a rhetorical question, you may pay . If you do, you gain 1 life. |
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As an additional cost to cast this spell, tap an untapped Volcano you control and sacrifice a Human
Target God gets +2/+2 and can't attack until end of turn |
![]() , : Trade Block (You and target opponent each put a Block card from your hands into the other player's hand.)2/2
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: Add ![]() 1/1
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: Gain 4 life if you control a red Child |
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Trample
3/3
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![]() : Google (Search something on https://www.google.com). If you do, draw a card. |
![]() , : Tap target Faerie with converted mana cost, power and toughness 1 or less.0/1
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Spank pings target Child
Draw a card |
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Put endless comments on Comment dump
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Whenever money would be put on Bourgeois, triple that amount of money is put on Bourgeois instead
Bourgeois gets +5/+5 for each CAD$0.01 on it : Put CAD$999.99 on Bourgeois1/1
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As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life |
Deathtouch, Trample, Infect
8/8
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Eric Cartman, the Fractured but Whole
(rare)
Organize
(uncommon)
Loan Shark
(uncommon)
Rhetoricality
(uncommon)
Human Sacrifice
(common)
MC Villager
(common)
Basic Slave
(common)
Strawberry Applesauce
(common)
Temursaur
(common)
Computer
(common)
Dfnembk Catcher
(common)
Spank
(common)
Comment dump
(common)
Bourgeois
(common)
Bay Sick
(basic)
Monster
(token)






: Trade Block (You and target opponent each put a Block card from your hands into the other player's hand.)
: Google (Search something on https://www.google.com). If you do, draw a card.


