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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Forrest Gump
{1}{r}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Human Idiot
{1}{g}, tap an untapped Forrest you control: Forrest Gump becomes a Leprechaun in addition to his other types until end of turn.
Spells and abilities targeting Forrest Gump cost {2} less to cast. When they resolve, you may flip a coin. When you do, if you win, counter that spell or ability
As long as Forrest Gump is a Leprechaun, he has "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, you may pay {1}{u}. When you do, draw a card."
2/3
Money Monkey Monk
{5}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Ape Monk Swaglord
{t}: Target opponent gives you $125.00 CAD
Whenever an opponent refuses or is unable to give you money, they lose the game, they are destroyed, and you put X 1/1 white Ape Monks onto the battlefield, where X is thrice their life total
1/1
Skyrocket
{1}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Artifact
{w}{u}: Triple the amount of counters on another target permanent, put a Height counter on Skyrocket

Whenever Skyrocket has three or more Height counters on it, exile it, then gain 3 life for each counter on permanents you control
A storm is coming to take my internet
{3}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Destroy all artifacts. Create those many 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens.
Apple Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
All Artifacts gain "{t}: Google"
{2}{c}{c}: Gain 1 life for each Artifact that Googled this turn
Dust
{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Card123
{1}{2}{3}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Card123: You gain 123 life
Self Harm
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever you lose life, draw a card
Bookfiend
{3}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Bookfiend
{2}, Sacrifice a Book: +1/+1 until end of turn
1/1
Iacian Brainiac
{w}{u}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Braniac Citizen
3/3
Dark Fae of the NEMBK
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Faerie
Flying, Lifelink
1/1
Booster Shot
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn
I, Eye
{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery – Self-Realization
You become a 1/1 blue Eye creature token with Flying, Curiosity (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.) and Protection from Everything until end of turn.
Yolk Yokel
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Egg Farmer
{t}: Create a 0/1 white and green Egg creature token with Defender
1/1
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Pill
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}, Tap another blue artifact, Sacrifice Pill: Flip a coin, if it lands on Heads, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn, if it lands on Tails, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn

Forrest Gump (rare)
Money Monkey Monk (uncommon)
Skyrocket (uncommon)
A storm is coming to take my internet (uncommon)
Apple Logo (common)
Dust (common)
Card123 (common)
Self Harm (common)
Bookfiend (common)
Iacian Brainiac (common)
Dark Fae of the NEMBK (common)
Booster Shot (common)
I, Eye (common)
Yolk Yokel (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Pill (token)