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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Cruel Pranktimatum
{u}{u}{b}{b}{b}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Sorcery
Cruel Pranktimatum can't be countered
Play a prank on any number of opponents. For each opponent that cheers or compliments you, target player draws or discards three cards
For each opponent that cries, choose one:
-Return target creature to the battlefield and put a +1/+1 counter on it. If it's black it gains Deathtouch for the remainder of the game
-Destroy target creature with or without Indestructible
For each opponent that laughs, you gain 3 life or deal 3 damage to any target for each red creature you control
If players doesn't cheer, compliment you, cry or laugh, you gain 20 life and search your library for a card and put it onto the battlefield for free
The perfect prank is simple, evil, and ingenious
Dog Whistle
{2}{g}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom in a random order.
If that creature is a Hound it enters the battlefield with two additional +1/+1 counters.
Uncle UnComin
{3}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human
All uncommon Humans have Hexproof, and "{t}: Counter target spell"
A legendary creature as an uncommon? How peculiar!
4/4
Spitfire Imp
{1}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Imp
Flying
{2}{r}: Spitfire Imp deals 1 damage to any target.
"It's raining hellfire!"
– Dante
1/2
Kewl
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1
Krewl
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature gets -1/-1
Huge Man
{2}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Giant
Trample, Reach
4/4
Teamer
{u}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Internetian Child
Pay {u}, {r}, or {g}: Teamer combines with another Internetian or Child until end of turn
Teamer gets +1/+1 for each creature it is combined with
bruh team bruh pls
1/1
Nut
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Target player with a nut allergy becomes Rekt, they must eat a nut, destroy that player
Flavorful
A
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Gain 1 life for each word in target permanent's flavor text
Wiggle
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Move target creature
Draw a card
Dragonballer
Z
 
 C 
Creature – Anime-Protagonist
You may have any number of cards named Dragonballer in your deck
{t}: Combine Dragonballer with another card named Dragonballer, put a Fusion counter on Dragonballer
When there are 9001 or more Fusion counters on Dragonballer you win the game and all opponents binge watch each episode of target Anime
Gucci Handbag
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature gains, "{c}{c}: Attach this creature with an equipment, all counters provided by the equipment are doubled"
Joyous Pun
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.)
Feign Death
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target creature. Return it to the battlefield under it's owners control at the end of turn.
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Yarn
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}: Tap target Cat

Cruel Pranktimatum (rare)
Dog Whistle (uncommon)
Uncle UnComin (uncommon)
Spitfire Imp (uncommon)
Kewl // Krewl (common)
Huge Man (common)
Teamer (common)
Nut (common)
Flavorful (common)
Wiggle (common)
Dragonballer (common)
Gucci Handbag (common)
Joyous Pun (common)
Feign Death (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Yarn (token)