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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Hulk
{5}{g}{g}{g}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Superhuman Hero Villain Monster
Trample, Indestructible, Hulk can only be blocked by five or more creatures
Annihilator 3
{b/r}{b/r}{b/r}: Monstrosity 5
8/5
Kerv Stompah
{x}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Beast
X is equal to your current turn minus two
Kerv Stompah's power and toughness are equal to your current turn. If the current turn is 4 or later, it's equal to your current turn plus one, also it has Trample.
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Aver Hassif
{w}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Hassif
Vigilance
3/4
No Mad
{2}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
As long as you control a Nomad, red spells cannot be cast
Char
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Char pings any target, it becomes black until end of turn
Wandering Soul
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying, Lifelink
1/2
Take a Dump
{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Coal Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Coal Curd dies add {b}
0/0.01
Polar Bear
{1}{s}
 
 C 
Creature – Polarbear
2/2
Birthday Clown
{w}{w}{w}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Clown Shaman
{t}: Create a Balloon artifact token
2/3
Ass Carcass
{1}{g}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie Donkey
2/3
Boar Ring
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Boar {1}
Equipped Boar has "{t}: Add one mana of any color"
Lock
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip permanent {1}
Equipped permanent gains Protection from everything except Rogues and Raiders
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE!
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target counterspell
"Counter that."
"Heh good thing im splashing blue"
"Do we even want to play this game?"
"I think it's like Golf."
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Joey
 T 
Creature – Kangaroo Child
0/1

Hulk (rare)
Kerv Stompah (uncommon)
Aver Hassif (uncommon)
No Mad (uncommon)
Char (common)
Wandering Soul (common)
Take a Dump (common)
Coal Curd (common)
Polar Bear (common)
Birthday Clown (common)
Ass Carcass (common)
Boar Ring (common)
Lock (common)
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE! (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Joey (token)