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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Fireckzian
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Horror
2/2
 
Gluttony
{g}{g}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Enchantment
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, it's controller puts X +1/+1 counter on it and gains X life, where X is the difference between it's toughness and the highest toughness among creatures it's controller controls.
Aunt Ante
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human
(Before the start of the game remove this card from your deck if you're not playing for ante)
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to Aunt Ante by creatures that are not named Uncle Istvan. Whenever damage is prevented this way, it's source's controller adds a card to the ante.
1/3
Ante Ant
{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Insect
When Ante Ant enters the battlefield you lose 1 life and each player adds a card to the ante
0/1
XMas Present
{w}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Artifact
{3}, {t}, Sacrifice XMas Present: Draw a card for each creature you control that shares a color with XMas Present
Color is the New Color
{7}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Any number of target colors are target colors of your choice
Rarity curve is hard
 
 C 
 
Just sayin'
Hamster
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat Boar
{t}: Sacrifice Hamster, create one Beef Jerky token, then draw a card
1/1
Orc of Mykazoo
{w}{b}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Orc Warrior
Trample, Menace
2/3
Deep-Sea Treasure-Hunter
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Merfolk Rogue
Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.)
2/1
A Jumpy Frog
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Frog
Jump Boost 1 ({e}: Move A Jumpy Frog up to one inches.)
"You askin' me why I'm so jumpy? Hell, there might be a witch around! I ain't turning into no prince again!"
0/1
Pocket
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip equipment
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Pocket for at least one turn.) for things with art smaller than a breadbox.
{2}{pu}, Drop Pocket from a height equal to your waist-level give or take two centimeters: Store as many permanents it touches on it as you can.
Applesauce
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Applesauce, gain 2 life
Censor Bar
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Censor Bar only when opponent swears
Choose one:
-Physically harm opponent
-Draw a card
A neat ability 2
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Target player discards a card. If you targeted yourself with this spell, you may draw a card.
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Copy Pasta
 T 
Artifact – Food
{0}: Make a copy of Copy Pasta
{0}: Sacrifice Copy Pasta, gain 1 life
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Fireckzian (common, foil)
Gluttony (mythic)
Aunt Ante // Ante Ant (uncommon)
XMas Present (uncommon)
Color is the New Color (uncommon)
Rarity curve is hard (common)
Hamster (common)
Orc of Mykazoo (common)
Deep-Sea Treasure-Hunter (common)
A Jumpy Frog (common)
Pocket (common)
Applesauce (common)
Censor Bar (common)
A neat ability 2 (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Copy Pasta (token)