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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Eric Cartman, the Fractured but Whole
{4}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Demon Fatso
Scarred 4 (Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals 4 damage to all other creatures.)
Hungry 4 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put four +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.)
From the land of South Park many horrors arrive, but this, is certainly the darkest and most dreadful
2/6
Hammerhead Shark
{3}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Shark
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
5/4
Indian Giver
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Creature
Spells you cast have Buyback {2}
2/3
Color is the New Color
{7}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Any number of target colors are target colors of your choice
GamBling
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
GamBling is Gold
{0}: Add {w}{w} or {b}{b} only if you earned money this turn and only once each turn
Belief in Flight
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Child
Enchanted Child has flying
I BELIEVE I CAN FLY, I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY
Make
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Make something
Teamer
{u}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Internetian Child
Pay {u}, {r}, or {g}: Teamer combines with another Internetian or Child until end of turn
Teamer gets +1/+1 for each creature it is combined with
bruh team bruh pls
1/1
Fork (The Utility)
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Tap target Food you control, gain 2 life or draw a card
{r}{r}{r}{t}: Eat some Food an opponent controls, if they don't get you back until end of turn, draw a card at your end step
Farmer
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
{t}: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender
2/2
Pharmacist
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Cleric
{t}: Create a colorless Prescription artifact token
2/2
Illuminate the Appetite
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target white spell or destroy target white creature
Enraging Dream
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Enraging Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Enraging Dream deals 5 damage to target creature or player
Warrior's Pillow
{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +1/+0 and Reach
Sadness
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Embodiement
If you cry while Sadness is in play, sacrifice it, then lose 5 life
aLL mY fRIENDS hATE mE
4/4
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Firearm
 T 
Token Artifact – Equipment
Equip legendary creature {4}
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and gains Reach and Menace

Eric Cartman, the Fractured but Whole (rare)
Hammerhead Shark (uncommon)
Indian Giver (uncommon)
Color is the New Color (uncommon)
GamBling (common)
Belief in Flight (common)
Make (common)
Teamer (common)
Fork (The Utility) (common)
Farmer // Pharmacist (common)
Illuminate the Appetite (common)
Enraging Dream (common)
Warrior's Pillow (common)
Sadness (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Firearm (token)