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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Explosive Diarrhea
{5}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Sorcery
Defecate 7 (Exile seven cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). If you do, destroy target permanent with converted mana cost 7 or less.
Uncle UnComin
{3}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human
All uncommon Humans have Hexproof, and "{t}: Counter target spell"
A legendary creature as an uncommon? How peculiar!
4/4
Rowling Sap
{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Ooze
Rowling Sap must always be moving, if Rowling Sap stops moving, sacrifice it
{2}{g}: Destroy all Saprolings in front of Rowling Sap
In the forests of Terraforas, trees dislodge their own sappy little babies if they get to heavy, many die falling off nearby cliffs
3/3
Nic Mecha
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact Creature – Cyborg Artificer
2/2
Jab
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
You jab any target (a jab is a quick unprepared poke with up to three fingers), then Jab shocks it
Kewl
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1
Krewl
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature gets -1/-1
Fluke
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature loses Bad Defender until end of turn
Lockpicker
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Rogue Raider
Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
1/1
Chewed Leaf
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Spawnkill
{w}{w}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield target creature Spawnkill's controller controls destroys it, then Spawnkill's controller sacrifices Spawnkill
French Fry
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
You can have any number of French Fry in your deck
{t}: Sacrifice French Fry and all cards with the same name, gain X life where X is the number of cards named French Fry you control, do this once for each card named French Fry you control
Evil Guy
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Evil Human
1/1
Blue Aura
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is blue in addition to it's other colors
Temursaur
{u}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dinosaur
Trample
3/3
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Golden Egg
 T 
Token Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{t}, Sacrifice Golden Egg: You gain 5 life, then target opponent gives you $5.00 CAD, if they don't, you gain 10 life instead

Explosive Diarrhea (rare)
Uncle UnComin (uncommon)
Rowling Sap (uncommon)
Nic Mecha (uncommon)
Jab (common)
Kewl // Krewl (common)
Fluke (common)
Lockpicker (common)
Chewed Leaf (common)
Spawnkill (common)
French Fry (common)
Evil Guy (common)
Blue Aura (common)
Temursaur (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Golden Egg (token)