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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Red Beast
{2}{r}
 
 R 
Creature – Beast
Whenever Red Beast deals combat damage to a player, it deals that much damage to target creature they control.
{1}{r}: Red Beast gets +2/-2 and gains Haste until end of turn.
3/3
Windmill
{3}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Artifact
You may sacrifice three creatures with Flying instead of paying this spell's mana cost.
{2}: Draw a card. If you do, mill a card.
Anvil
{2}{c}{c}
 
 U 
Artifact
{t}: Combine two target Equipments
Whiz Witch
{2}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Hag Wizard
Wizards you control get +1/+1 and cannot be blocked
{3}{u}: Damage dealt to your opponents and planeswalkers they control cannot be prevented this turn.
3/4
Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises
{9}{b}{b}{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Teenager Mutant Ninja Turtle Pirateson
Haste, Menace, Trample, Deathtouch, Vigilance
When Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enters the battlefield create three tokens that are copies of it
2.13/2.13
Shitpost
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Post something on social media that could be considered "random" and "shitty", if you get a negative comment or dislike, you may discard a card
Tinsel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
When Tinsel enters the battlefield attach it to target Snow Creature – Treefolk or Snow Artifact Creature – Treefolk
The creature Tinsel is attached to gains Attractive
Sharp
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is Sharp until end of turn
Volatile Hitmyran
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Hitmyran
{3}{r}: +2/+0 until end of turn
3/2
Ebb
{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Kicker {2}{u}
Move target Island up to two centimeters. If Ebb was kicked, you may move it up to one meter instead. When you do, any permanents it touched are returned to their owners hands.
Coal Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Coal Curd dies add {b}
0/0.01
Rubber Ducky
{u/g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Bird Equipment
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Equip Child {0}
{t}: Equipped creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn
0/1
Wild Otnak
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Land Creature – Pokemon Otnak
Trample
3/3
A La Mode
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed permanent is a white Food in addition to it's other colors and types. It has "{t}, Sacrifice this permanent: You gain 1 life, you gain 2 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn"
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Bruce Willis
 T 
Token Creature – Human Swaglord
8/8

Red Beast (rare)
Windmill (uncommon)
Anvil (uncommon)
Whiz Witch (uncommon)
Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises (common)
Shitpost (common)
Tinsel (common)
Sharp (common)
Volatile Hitmyran (common)
Ebb (common)
Coal Curd (common)
Rubber Ducky (common)
Wild Otnak (common)
A La Mode (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Bruce Willis (token)