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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Censoring
{6}
 
 R 
Enchantment
Gotcha – Whenever an opponent swears, choose one:
-Deal 3 damage to that player
-Draw a card
Marathon
{4}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
All red creatures able to attack must do so this turn
Paranoia
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gains "Every 5 seconds, tap then untap this creature, put a Paranoia counter on it" and "Whenever this creature has 500 or more Paranoia counters on it, sacrifice it and destroy all other creatures"
Let it Go!
{s}
 
 U 
Instant – Urge
As an additional cost to cast Let it Go!, tap target Snow Queen creature you control
Choose one:
-Target player discards a card
-Counter target spell
Illuminate the Appetite
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target white spell or destroy target white creature
Deckbox
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
Storage 2 (As long as there are two or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Deckbox and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Deckbox for at least one turn.)
Leaping Potion
{1}{u/r}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Leaping Potion: Target creature gains Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Leaping Potion up to two inches.) this turn.
Pingstorm
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Ping any target
Storm
Creepy Pasta
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Horror Construct
You may have any number of cards named Creepy Pasta in your deck
Creepy Pasta has +1/+1 for each black Food, Horror, or Construct you control
{b}{t}: Discard two cards, activate this ability once every turn or sacrifice all cards named Creepy Pasta from libraries, graveyards, and the battlefield
1/1
Bull
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cow
Trample, Snorting ({g}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
2/2
Rule 63
{6}{3}
 
 C 
Creature – Embodiement
Males are females and lose male type and females are males and lose female type
6/3
Mint
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{u}{t}, Sacrifice Mint: Remove all -1/-1 counters from target creature
Hoodwink
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature with converted mana cost 3 or less
You control enchanted creature
Roodawlf
{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Elk Idiot
Whenever Roodawlf attacks, sacrifice him unless you say "Hurr durr i has a tomato nose hurr durr" in an annoying voice
A retarded deer who was abandoned in the cold, Santa Claus rescued him and gave him an internship as the sleigh's fumesucker. He is given nothing but healthcare to treat his stupidity
1/1
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
PoisonVial
 T 
Artifact
{t}: Sacrifice PoisonVial, choose one:
-Target player loses 2 life
-Put a poison counter on target player

Censoring (rare)
Marathon (uncommon)
Paranoia (uncommon)
Let it Go! (uncommon)
Illuminate the Appetite (common)
Deckbox (common)
Leaping Potion (common)
Pingstorm (common)
Creepy Pasta (common)
Bull (common)
Rule 63 (common)
Mint (common)
Hoodwink (common)
Roodawlf (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
PoisonVial (token)