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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Envy
{w}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Enchantment
Whenever a player attacks with two or more creatures, they sacrifice half of them.
Basic Jedi
{w}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Jedi
Protection from Sith
{w/u}{t}: Target creature cannot attack or block until end of turn
1/2
Basic Sith
{r}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Sith
Protection from Jedi
{r/b}{t}: Target creature must attack this turn, it gains +1/+1 until end of turn
2/1
Creationism
{5}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, pray, if you feel good, gain 1 life
Suna
{w}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human
1/1
Lana
{w}{g}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human
1/1
Knight of the Fort
{2}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Knight
Defender
3/2
Weeb
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
{6}{t}: You may play an Anime Protagonist card from your hand
1/1
Orgganism
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Orgg Germ
Orgganism cannot be blocked except by six or more creatures
1/1
Orgganized
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant library
When Orgganized enters the battlefield, remove all Orgg artifact cards from enchanted library, shuffle it, then put those cards back on top.
Celery Cerberus
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant Hound
Trample, Haste
4/4
4K doesnt make a bad thing good
 
 C 
 
Accept that graphics aren't the only factor to whether something is quality
Aquamarine Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Aquamarine Curd dies add {u}
0/0.01
Bourgeois
{5}{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Evil Advisor Artificer Author Lord
Whenever money would be put on Bourgeois, triple that amount of money is put on Bourgeois instead
Bourgeois gets +5/+5 for each CAD$0.01 on it
{t}: Put CAD$999.99 on Bourgeois
1/1
Mecha-Spider
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct Spider
Reach
2/4
Dragon Egg
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Dragon Child Egg
Dragon Egg cannot attack or block
Whenever there are two or more age counters on Dragon Egg, transform it
0/1
Basic Dragon
 
 C 
Creature – Dragon
Flying, Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn), Haste
4/3
Get Rekt
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As Get Rekt is cast, any player may pay {2} to counter it

Target player gets Rekt
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Pig
 T 
Creature – Boar
2/2

Envy (mythic)
Basic Jedi // Basic Sith (uncommon)
Creationism (uncommon)
Suna // Lana (uncommon)
Knight of the Fort (common)
Weeb (common)
Orgganism // Orgganized (common)
Celery Cerberus (common)
4K doesnt make a bad thing good (common)
Aquamarine Curd (common)
Bourgeois (common)
Mecha-Spider (common)
Dragon Egg (common)
Get Rekt (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Pig (token)