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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Ambersteel Axe
{4}
 
 R 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {5}
Equipped creature has "{r}, {t}: This creature deals 5 damage to any target"
 
Elvis the King
{3}{w}{r}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Human Bard Lord
Royal (Elvis the King is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
{t}: Each player listens to a song by Elvis. For each player that shows emotion, you gain 7 life.
3/3
Skinnydippery
{u}{u}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Whenever an Island enters the battlefield, it gains Habitat until end of turn, it's controller may have up to three creatures they control Inhabit it, then remove them at the end of turn
Hippocricket
{2}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Hippo Insect
Trample, Flying
2/4
Tetherball Effect
{2}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Force
Whenever a spell that targets an opponent resolves, Tetherball Effect creates a copy of it, that targets it's caster
Cowward
{w/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Cow Coward
(Cowards cannot block)
Cowardice (Whenever a creature with a higher cost, power, or toughness than this creature enters the battlefield, exile Cowward thrice and lose 100 life.)
0/1
Thief
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Rogue
Pay 5 life, {t}: Steal target card from another player's hand
1/1
Rarity curve is hard
 
 C 
 
Just sayin'
Antilandlubber's Diversity
{5}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Piratesons are Piratesdaughters and Piratesdottirs in addition to their other types
Penguin
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Penguin
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming)
1/1
Dfnembk Catcher
{6}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
{7}{u}, {t}: Tap target Faerie with converted mana cost, power and toughness 1 or less.
0/1
Computer
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Technology
{2}{e}: Google (Search something on https://www.google.com). If you do, draw a card.
Flavorful
A
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Gain 1 life for each word in target permanent's flavor text
Dat Boi
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Frog Swaglord
o shit waddup
2/3
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Shipping Container
 T 
Artifact – Structure
Idiot and Rat Habitat
Storage 5

Ambersteel Axe (rare, foil)
Elvis the King (rare)
Skinnydippery (uncommon)
Hippocricket (uncommon)
Tetherball Effect (uncommon)
Cowward (common)
Thief (common)
Rarity curve is hard (common)
Antilandlubber's Diversity (common)
Penguin (common)
Dfnembk Catcher (common)
Computer (common)
Flavorful (common)
Dat Boi (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Shipping Container (token)