[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
: Do a math equation, then draw a card |
Exile all nonland permanents target player controls. For each permanent exiled this way, you gain 1 life and each opponent loses 1 life.
You lose the game at the end of this turn. |
When Littering Fiend enters the battlefield, put up to one Junk from your hand onto the battlefield.
2/1
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When Turtle-Man enters the battlefield, draw two cards.
3/4
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Flying, Deathtouch, Indestructible
: Target creature becomes a Statue in addition to it's other types until end of turn, and may not attack or block4/3
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Flying
, : Scry 1.1/2
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Gucci Ganger is Purple
![]() : You may play an equipments from your hand with converted mana cost 2 or less onto the battlefield |
Target Dinosaur or Frog gets +3/+0 this turn.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.) |
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Assnaut cannot attack if defending player controls Lands
1/1
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When Pile of Trash enters the battlefield, create two colorless Junk tokens.
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: Put a -1/-1 counter on Yarn Golem, create a Yarn token3/3
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Just sayin'
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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has Snorting |
![]() , : Trade Block (You and target opponent each put a Block card from your hands into the other player's hand.)2/2
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Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.-1/2500
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Indestructible, Trample
4/3
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Calculator
(common, foil)
Finishing Move #7: The Bringer of Deaths Deserved; Massacre of Immortals
(mythic)
Littering Fiend
(uncommon)
Turtle-Man
(uncommon)
Basilisk
(uncommon)
Skywise Flapper
(common)
Gucci Ganger
(common)
Ree!
(common)
Assnaut
(common)
Pile of Trash
(common)
Yarn Golem
(common)
Rarity curve is hard
(common)
Stuffy Nose
(common)
MC Villager
(common)
Draconic Dragon
(basic)
Doty
(token)

: Do a math equation, then draw a card







: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.