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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Derek DeVoid
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Devoid
What a boring guy
2/2
 
Ravishing Alphasaur
{3}{r}{r}{g}
 
 R 
Creature – Dinosaur
Trample, Haste, Menace
Whenever Ravishing Alphasaur deals combat damage to a player, untap all lands you control and Ravishing Alphasaur deals that much damage to each creature they control with power 4 or less.
6/6
Boom
{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Shock any target
Explosion
{5}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Deal 20 damage to any target
I wanna Iguana!
{2}{r}
 
 U 
Instant – Urge
Create a 4/4 green Lizard creature token with Desertwalk
Decc Stacc
{4}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
You may put any number of cards in any order in any zone as long you own them
Sword
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +2/+0 and has First Strike
Human Sacrifice
{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast this spell, tap an untapped Volcano you control and sacrifice a Human
Target God gets +2/+2 and can't attack until end of turn
Pink Eye
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Pink Eye is Pink
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has -1/-1, gains Unattractive, and has Infect
Notak
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Notak
Deathlink (Damage dealt by Notak causes it's controller to lose that much life)
1/1
You are a good person
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
You lose the game
Always putting other people ahead of yourself, you are loved
Roodawlf
{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Elk Idiot
Whenever Roodawlf attacks, sacrifice him unless you say "Hurr durr i has a tomato nose hurr durr" in an annoying voice
A retarded deer who was abandoned in the cold, Santa Claus rescued him and gave him an internship as the sleigh's fumesucker. He is given nothing but healthcare to treat his stupidity
1/1
Rektfeaster
{1}{w/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Horror
Whenever something get's Rekt, choose one:
-You gain 2 life
-Rektfeaster drains 1 to any target
Eat Cat
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target Cat. You gain 3 life
Eat Cat costs {1} less to cast if you are Asian and consent to this stereotype
Pig Tails
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Female Human Child {1}
Equipped Female Human Child has Hexproof and gains "Tap a Boar you control: Flip a coin, if it lands on Tails, gain 2 life, activate this ability only once per turn"
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Subscriber
 T 
Token Creature – Human Internetian
Like or Dislike? That is the question.
1/1

Derek DeVoid (common, foil)
Ravishing Alphasaur (rare)
Boom // Explosion (uncommon)
I wanna Iguana! (uncommon)
Decc Stacc (uncommon)
Sword (common)
Human Sacrifice (common)
Pink Eye (common)
Notak (common)
You are a good person (common)
Roodawlf (common)
Rektfeaster (common)
Eat Cat (common)
Pig Tails (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Subscriber (token)