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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Banhammer
{15}
 
 M 
Artifact
{t}: Ban target player from playing Magic: The Gathering for the remainder of their life
The weapon wielded by RNGesus himself!
Spell Mastery
{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
The next instant or sorcery spell you cast this turn costs {2} less.

Draw a card.
Whispering Winds
{s}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Search your library for a card named Despair Abandon and put it onto the battlefield. Then, shuffle.
Dog Whistle
{2}{g}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom in a random order.
If that creature is a Hound it enters the battlefield with two additional +1/+1 counters.
Jalapeno
{r/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Choose one:
-Target player eats a Jalapeno
-Jalapeno shocks target tapped creature
Midas Touch
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gains Goldtouch
Tint
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Change target mana symbol to another mana symbol that is next to it on the color wheel, do this only if there are 16777216 permanents in all zones with exactly 16777216 mana symbols of the chosen color
Char
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Char pings any target, it becomes black until end of turn
Itchy Clothing Tag
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment Tag
Equip Equipment as it enters the battlefield {0}
{t}: Scratch or Tickle target equipped creature of equipped Equipment, it's controller may tap it's Parent, if they do, stop.
Kerv Beest
{x}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Beast
X is equal to your current turn minus one
Kerv Beest's power and toughness are both equal to your current turn.
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Flavorful
A
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Gain 1 life for each word in target permanent's flavor text
Flamingo
{r}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flamingo is pink
Flying
1/1
Stinkify
{b/g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put a Stink counter on target Smelly card
Boned Fish
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/2
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Jellyfish Jam
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Jellyfish Jam: Heal target creature. If a Plant creature is healed this way, you gain 3 life.

Banhammer (mythic)
Spell Mastery (uncommon)
Whispering Winds (uncommon)
Dog Whistle (uncommon)
Jalapeno (common)
Midas Touch (common)
Tint (common)
Char (common)
Itchy Clothing Tag (common)
Kerv Beest (common)
Flavorful (common)
Flamingo (common)
Stinkify (common)
Boned Fish (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Jellyfish Jam (token)