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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Miracle Myr
{4}
 
 R 
Artifact Creature – Myr
Whenever you add mana you gain 1 life
1/1
Royal Kobra
{2}{w}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Snake Lord
Lifelink, Vigilance, Royal (Royal Kobra is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
4/4
Horseplay
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Whenever a Horse enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card
Heartbreak
{1}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Heartbreak deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature became unpaired this turn, it is dealt 20 damage instead.
Sad Clown
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Clown Demon Horror
Deathtouch, Lifelink, Deathlink, Lifetouch
2/2
Adam's Apple
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Adam's Apple, gain 2 life, gain 5 life instead if you control a permanent named Adam of the Biblefolk
Skywise Flapper
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying
{u}, {t}: Scry 1.
1/2
Blue Aura
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is blue in addition to it's other colors
Sand Block
{r}{b/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Block
(Sand Block can be Smelted)
{e}, {t}: Drop Sand Block from a height of at least one foot. Then, attach it to all creatures it touches.
Every 0.5 seconds, this Block deals 0.5 damage to all creatures it is attached to.
Glass Block
 
 C 
Artifact – Block
{t}, Sacrifice Glass Block: It deals 6 damage to target player, and they get a Poison counter
Rarity curve is hard
 
 C 
 
Just sayin'
Sett's Skeleton
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Skeleton
1/1
Uncontained Giggling
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Cast Uncontained Giggling only after an opponent's spell does not resolve.
Laugh 4 (To Laugh, laugh for at least four seconds. If you do, you gain 4 life.)
Canned Spam
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Tear Canned Spam into two pieces, create a Spam token, if you own a physical representation of the token, you may eat it, if you do, gain 2 life, if you don't, lose 5 life
Gobbling Goblin
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Fatso
{g}, Sacrifice target Food you control: Gobbling Goblin gets +0/+3 until end of turn
1/1
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Suicide Bomber
 T 
Token Creature – Human Soldier
{0}: Sacrifice Suicide Bomber, it shocks target creature or Structure
2/3

Miracle Myr (rare)
Royal Kobra (uncommon)
Horseplay (uncommon)
Heartbreak (uncommon)
Sad Clown (common)
Adam's Apple (common)
Skywise Flapper (common)
Blue Aura (common)
Sand Block (common)
Rarity curve is hard (common)
Sett's Skeleton (common)
Uncontained Giggling (common)
Canned Spam (common)
Gobbling Goblin (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Suicide Bomber (token)