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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 M 
Legendary Enchantment
All Grains-Food artifact's abilities cost {1} less to cast for each Wheatfarm you control

All Grains-Food artifact's abilities cost {4} less to cast for each Grainforest you control
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has "{2}: Prevent all damage target rioting creature would do this turn"
 U 
Artifact
{2}, tap two untapped Slaves you control: Draw a card.
 U 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature, A neat ability 1 deals 1 damage to it's controller. If you targeted yourself with this spell, you may draw a card.
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
 C 
Enchantment
All spells you cast resolve one minute after you cast them
 C 
Creature – Beast
X is equal to your current turn minus one
Kerv Beest's power and toughness are both equal to your current turn.
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Ebb
{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Kicker {2}{u}
Move target Island up to two centimeters. If Ebb was kicked, you may move it up to one meter instead. When you do, any permanents it touched are returned to their owners hands.
 C 
Instant
You gain control of target thing that you own.
{g}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Wolf Elemental
Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn), Haste
The Hot Dogs lived happily from the beginning of time, that was until Humans came around...
2/2
{y}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Ramen, gain 2 life, then discard 2 cards, activate this ability only if you are in college
College sucks...
 C 
Enchantment Artifact
{2}, {t}: Destroy target nonwhite creature
 C 
Creature – Skeleton
3/3
 C 
Creature – Aven Minion
1/1
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}, Tap another blue artifact, Sacrifice Pill: Flip a coin, if it lands on Heads, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn, if it lands on Tails, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn

Superior Harvest (mythic)
Riot Shield (uncommon)
Slave Mill (uncommon)
A neat ability 1 (uncommon)
Bleck (common)
Tardiness (common)
Kerv Beest (common)
Ebb (common)
Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving) (common)
Hot Dog (common)
Ramen (common)
Holy Symbol (common)
Spooky Scary Skeleton (common)
Gulltist (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Pill (token)