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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Calculator
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Technology
{t}: Do a math equation, then draw a card
 
Finishing Move #7: The Bringer of Deaths Deserved; Massacre of Immortals
{w}{b}
 
 M 
Sorcery – Finisher
Exile all nonland permanents target player controls. For each permanent exiled this way, you gain 1 life and each opponent loses 1 life.

You lose the game at the end of this turn.
Littering Fiend
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Devil
When Littering Fiend enters the battlefield, put up to one Junk from your hand onto the battlefield.
2/1
Turtle-Man
{4}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Turtle
When Turtle-Man enters the battlefield, draw two cards.
3/4
Basilisk
{1}{u}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Leviathon
Flying, Deathtouch, Indestructible
{t}: Target creature becomes a Statue in addition to it's other types until end of turn, and may not attack or block
4/3
Skywise Flapper
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying
{u}, {t}: Scry 1.
1/2
Gucci Ganger
{1}{u}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Rogue
Gucci Ganger is Purple

{u/r}{t}: You may play an equipments from your hand with converted mana cost 2 or less onto the battlefield
Ree!
{r}{e}{e}
 
 C 
Instant
Target Dinosaur or Frog gets +3/+0 this turn.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Assnaut
{1}{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey Astronaut
Assnaut cannot attack if defending player controls Lands
1/1
Pile of Trash
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
When Pile of Trash enters the battlefield, create two colorless Junk tokens.
Yarn Golem
{1}{w}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Golem
{t}: Put a -1/-1 counter on Yarn Golem, create a Yarn token
3/3
Rarity curve is hard
 
 C 
 
Just sayin'
Stuffy Nose
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has Snorting
MC Villager
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Peasant
{1}{g}, {t}: Trade Block (You and target opponent each put a Block card from your hands into the other player's hand.)
2/2
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Doty
 T 
Legendary Token Artifact Creature – Golem
Indestructible, Trample
4/3

Calculator (common, foil)
Finishing Move #7: The Bringer of Deaths Deserved; Massacre of Immortals (mythic)
Littering Fiend (uncommon)
Turtle-Man (uncommon)
Basilisk (uncommon)
Skywise Flapper (common)
Gucci Ganger (common)
Ree! (common)
Assnaut (common)
Pile of Trash (common)
Yarn Golem (common)
Rarity curve is hard (common)
Stuffy Nose (common)
MC Villager (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Doty (token)