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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Domino Art
{2}{u}{u}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Enchantment
Whenever a Domino you control becomes tapped, gain 5 life
Cinammon Challenge
{b}{r}
 
 U 
Instant – Challenge
Target player does The Cinammon Challenge (they fill a tablespoon with Cinammon, and swallow it)
Home Makeover
{w}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Transform target Structure
Windmill
{3}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Artifact
You may sacrifice three creatures with Flying instead of paying this spell's mana cost.
{2}: Draw a card. If you do, mill a card.
Pinkhole
{r/w}{r/w}{r/w}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target land or creature
You better damn read these cards
 
 C 
 
do it!!!
Proletariat
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer Worker
{t}: Create a Food token
{t}: Create an Artifact token
1/1
Bull's Eye
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is the target of all spells and abilities
Ingrown Toenail
{b/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable Equipment
Equip {4}
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
Prison Shiv
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature has +4/-2 and is black
Yarn Golem
{1}{w}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Golem
{t}: Put a -1/-1 counter on Yarn Golem, create a Yarn token
3/3
Slithering Ekam
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Snake
3/3
Nick Naomi
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Clone
All spells and abilities that target creature's you control, target Nick Naomi instead
{1}{u}: Change Nick Naomi's name
Whenever an opponent mispronounces Nick Naomi's name, you may counter target spell, if you do, draw a card
1/2
Restless Soul
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Haste, Flying
2/1
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Clone
 T 
Creature – Clone
{2}{u}: Clone becomes another target creature of your choice until end of turn
1/1

Domino Art (rare)
Cinammon Challenge (uncommon)
Home Makeover (uncommon)
Windmill (uncommon)
Pinkhole (common)
You better damn read these cards (common)
Proletariat (common)
Bull's Eye (common)
Ingrown Toenail (common)
Prison Shiv (common)
Yarn Golem (common)
Slithering Ekam (common)
Nick Naomi (common)
Restless Soul (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Clone (token)