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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Grain Oats
 
 R 
Artifact – Food
As an additional cost to cast Grain Oats, pay half of a {g}, this cost may not be countered or prevented

Pay half of a {g}: Gain 1 life, whenever you have gained 2 or more life this way, draw a card, whenever you have drawn two or more cards this way, target creature gets +X/+X where X is the amount of green mana spent to cast Grain Oats's abiltiies. Whenever target creature gains more than +4/+4 this way, transform Grain Oats
Froot Loopz
 
 R 
Artifact – "Fude"
{A}: Gain 7 life
{A}{A}: Gain 16 life, activate this ability only if you have more than 101 life
Cat Royale
{2}{w}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Cat Lord
Royal (Cat Royale is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, they must pet Cat Royale for three minutes, if they do not, Cat Royale destroys them
2/4
Changeling Propagandist
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Shapeshifter
When Changeling Propagandist enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
{1}{u}, {t}: You gain control of target creature of the chosen type for as long as you control Changeling Propagandist.
1/3
Mathematician
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Mathematician
{π}{t}: Scry X then draw a πth of X cards, where X is your favorite number
1/3
Assnaut
{1}{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey Astronaut
Assnaut cannot attack if defending player controls Lands
1/1
Hellhound
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Demon Hound
Haste
2/2
Pylon
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Move target Vehicle
Idiotproof
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted Artifact or Land has Idiotproof (Permanents with Idiotproof have protection from Idiots)
Gucci Wool Hat
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Rat {2}

Equipped Rat has "{r}: Uncombine two other target creatures breeding together, breed one of the creatures with this creature, activate this ability only if the creature breeding with this creature is uncombined"
Hateful Soul
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying, Deathtouch
1/1
Spank
{w/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Spank pings target Child
Draw a card
Loyal Sycophant
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
When Loyal Sycophant enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each creature you control with converted mana cost 1 or lses
1/1
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE!
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target counterspell
"Counter that."
"Heh good thing im splashing blue"
"Do we even want to play this game?"
"I think it's like Golf."
Basic Bacon
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Basic Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Basic Bacon: Gain 100 life
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Idiot
 T 
Creature – Idiot
hurr durr
1/1

Grain Oats (rare)
Cat Royale (uncommon)
Changeling Propagandist (uncommon)
Mathematician (uncommon)
Assnaut (common)
Hellhound (common)
Pylon (common)
Idiotproof (common)
Gucci Wool Hat (common)
Hateful Soul (common)
Spank (common)
Loyal Sycophant (common)
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE! (common)
Basic Bacon (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Idiot (token)