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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Chug Jug
{4}{w}{u}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Artifact – Food
Wait 15 seconds, {t}, Sacrifice Chug Jug: Choose one:
-Heal target creature and put one hundred +1/+1 counters on it
-Your starting life total becomes 100. Your life total becomes equal to your starting life total. Your shield total becomes 100
Poetry
{2}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All Clerics and Shamans you control gain "{t}: Scry 1"
Codename: Baseball
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Rogue
Vigilance, Plainswalk
{2}, {t}: Exile target artifact spell
2/3
Bog Slug
{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Slug
As an additional cost to cast Bog Slug, sacrifice a land.
Trample
{3}{b}{g}, {t}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Bog Slug for each land card in your graveyard.
4/4
Make
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Make something
Stoner
{g/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy Idiot
{g}{t}: Stoner pings any target
{b}{t}: Create a PoisonVial token
1/1
Lucky Penny
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Coin
{t}: Put a Luck counter on Lucky Penny
{x}{t}, Remove X Luck counters from Lucky Penny: Add {x}{x}
Dehumanize
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is no longer a creature until end of turn
Rapid Rabbit
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit Beast
Super haste, Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Rapid Rabbit up to two inches.)
2/1
Hellcat
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Cat
Haste
Whenever Hellcat attacks, sacrifice it and it deals 1 damage to you.
3/1
Knight of the Fort
{2}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Knight
Defender
3/2
Amooza!
{1}{w}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Amooza!, Say "Amooza!!" as loud as you can: You gain 5 life
Wild Otnak
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Land Creature – Pokemon Otnak
Trample
3/3
Illuminate the Appetite
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target white spell or destroy target white creature
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Idea
 T 
Token Enchantment Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Idea: Put a card you created into play.

Chug Jug (mythic)
Poetry (uncommon)
Codename: Baseball (uncommon)
Bog Slug (uncommon)
Make (common)
Stoner (common)
Lucky Penny (common)
Dehumanize (common)
Rapid Rabbit (common)
Hellcat (common)
Knight of the Fort (common)
Amooza! (common)
Wild Otnak (common)
Illuminate the Appetite (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Idea (token)