[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Call to the Slopfeast    U  Instant Put three 2/2 Pig creature tokens onto the battlefield	Honeycomb    R  Artifact – Food Structure : Create a 1/1 yellow Insect creature token with Flying. , sacrifice Honeycomb: You gain 5 life.	Laser Engravement    U  Sorcery When Laser Engravement enters the battlefield it deals 1 damage to target creature and you choose a name. That target has the chosen name until end of turn. Etch (When this spell resolves, you may pay . If you do it's effects are permanent.)	Yando'Mhit    U  Legendary Creature – Alien Mercenary Whenever a creature is dealt damage, put a Hit counter on it. , Remove all Hit counters from target damaged creature: Yando'Mhit deals 3 damage to it for each Hit counter on it. It's controller discards a card for each counter and you Scry X, where X is the number of counters. 2/2
Blazing Nneoh    U  Land Creature – Pokemon Nneoh Elemental Wizard : Blazing Nneoh pings any target 3/1	Adam's Apple    C  Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Adam's Apple, gain 2 life, gain 5 life instead if you control a permanent named Adam of the Biblefolk	Deckbox    C  Artifact Storage 2 (As long as there are two or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed. : Choose a card on Deckbox and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Deckbox for at least one turn.)	RnM Fanboi    C  Creature – Human When RnM Fanboi enters the battlefield it becomes your choice of a Genius or an Idiot for the remainder of the game Infect RnM Fanboi may not lose or gain types while it is in play, if RnM Fanboi leaves play, remove RnM Fanboi from play, RnM Fanboi may not return to play for the remainder of the game 2/1
Kiss    C  Instant Kiss target player, you both gain 2 life Kys    C  Instant Swear at target player, you both lose 2 life	a card frfr?    C  Instant Choose one: – Target creature gains Lure this turn. – Target creature gains Indestructible this turn. Entwine (Choose both if you pay the entwine cost.)	Life Up!    C  Instant Life Up!'s mana cost may be payed only with W, R or G Gain 8 life If you control a Internetian, gain 12 life instead	Pixel Ouphe    C  Creature – Ouphe Internetian Defender Whenever Pixel Ouphe is dealt combat damage, you may put a +1/+1 counter on it (it must survive the damage for the counter to be placed on it) 0/5
Spawnkill    C  Enchantment Whenever a creature enters the battlefield target creature Spawnkill's controller controls destroys it, then Spawnkill's controller sacrifices Spawnkill	Human Sacrifice    C  Sorcery As an additional cost to cast this spell, tap an untapped Volcano you control and sacrifice a Human Target God gets +2/+2 and can't attack until end of turn	Draconic Dragon LIF POIN    B  Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect Cast this spell only if you could. Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three : Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench. -1/2500	Bruce Willis  T  Token Creature – Human Swaglord 8/8

Call to the Slopfeast (uncommon, foil)
Honeycomb (rare)
Laser Engravement (uncommon)
Yando'Mhit (uncommon)
Blazing Nneoh (uncommon)
Adam's Apple (common)
Deckbox (common)
RnM Fanboi (common)
Kiss // Kys (common)
a card frfr? (common)
Life Up! (common)
Pixel Ouphe (common)
Spawnkill (common)
Human Sacrifice (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Bruce Willis (token)