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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Thievery
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
{b}, Tap two Rogues you control: Steal a card from an opponent's hand
 
Wewe Yob-Gib
{1}{w}{u}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Curd Genius
{0}: Win everything
Ignore Wewe Yob-Gib (it does not exist)
3/3
Spoiler
{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Reveal the top card of a pile of cards from an upcoming product, if that card is a functional reprint of another card from a released product, you may put it into your hand. Otherwise, put it on the bottom of the pile
I, Ajan
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Instant – Self-Realization
Cast I, Ajan only if you control an Ajani planeswalker.
Ajani planeswalkers become 2/2 Cat creatures with Lifelink for the remainder of the game. They are still planeswalkers.
Furnace Block
{1}{r}
 
 U 
Artifact – Block
Smelting 1 – {2}{r} ({2}{r}, {t}: one target Blocks that can be smelted transform at the beginning of their controllers next upkeep and each deal 1 damage to that player.)
Web
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact
Web is White
As an additional cost to cast Web, tap an untapped Spider you control
Spider habitat
{2}{g}: Target Insect inhabits Web until end of turn. At the end of turn, flip a coin. If you win, destroy that creature and you gain 3 life
Dank memes
{0}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Show your friend a Dank Meme, if they laugh, they lose the game
Shackles
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}

Equipped creature is a Slave in addition to it's other types, and gains "{3}{t}: Draw a card"

You control equipped creature
Meow
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Meow, tap a Cat you control

Target opponent gives you a card, return it at the end of the match
Red Aura
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is red in addition to it's other types
Print
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a Book token
Imprint
{1}
 
 C 
Instant
Imprint
Fidget Spinner
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Spin Fidget Spinner, if it spins more than 720 degrees and doesn't fall or touch any other cards, add two mana of any two colors
3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION!
 
 C 
Legendary Instant
Create a cake token
After missing 200, and 300, I've decided its time for cake!
Cringe
{2}{u/b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever a Weird, Child or Idiot enters the battlefield, tap target creature and Cringe deals 1 damage to it
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Fish
 T 
Token Creature – Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
2/2

Thievery (common, foil)
Wewe Yob-Gib (mythic)
Spoiler (uncommon)
I, Ajan (uncommon)
Furnace Block (uncommon)
Web (common)
Dank memes (common)
Shackles (common)
Meow (common)
Red Aura (common)
Print // Imprint (common)
Fidget Spinner (common)
3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION! (common)
Cringe (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Fish (token)