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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Protect Belief
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. If this targets a Cleric it costs {1} less to cast and has "You gain that much life"
 
Shitting Bricks
{2/b}{2/b}
 
 R 
Enchantment
Whenever you Defecate, you may put a Block card in your hand with converted mana cost 2 or less onto the battlefield tapped.
You Only Ask Once (YOAO)
{w}
 
 U 
Instant
One-Off (Only one of You Only Ask Once (YOAO) may be in any deck, and only one may be played per match)
Target player may reveal their hand. If they don't, you gain 7 life.
Collegesytle
{2}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Cast Collegesytle only if you attend College and control a Student
Spells or abilities that would make you pay money are countered
Spells or abilities that would make you eat, make you eat Ramen or Kraft Dinner instead
Psychedellic Exorcism
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Instant
Exile target Demon, if it has Hexproof, ignore that ability
Witch's Oven
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Child Habitat
You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure.
Cook PoisonVial – {1}{b} ({1}{b}: Create a PoisonVial token)
{t}, Sacrifice a creature inhabiting Witch's Oven: You gain 6 life.
NCN Crafter
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Elf Artificer
{2}{g}: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by creatures this turn. Put ta +1/+1 counter on all Faeries that had their damage prevented this way.
2/2
Spank
{w/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Spank pings target Child
Draw a card
Scout Badge
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment Badge
Equip Child {3}
Equipped child is a Scout in addition to it's other types and gets +1/+2 and gains Basic Landwalk
Lmao
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a 1/1 LmaoAlien token with Hexproof
Antilandlubber's Diversity
{5}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Piratesons are Piratesdaughters and Piratesdottirs in addition to their other types
Endoctrinate
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature becomes white, loses all other colors, cannot become other colors and cannot lose the color white
Raw Egg
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{r}{t}: Transform Raw Egg
Cooked Egg
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
Sacrifice Cooked Egg: Gain 2 life
et-Sah
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Lizard
2/1
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Gift
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Gift: Choose one:
– Gain 5 life
– Draw a card
– Untap target permanent

Protect Belief (common, foil)
Shitting Bricks (rare)
You Only Ask Once (YOAO) (uncommon)
Collegesytle (uncommon)
Psychedellic Exorcism (uncommon)
Witch's Oven (common)
NCN Crafter (common)
Spank (common)
Scout Badge (common)
Lmao (common)
Antilandlubber's Diversity (common)
Endoctrinate (common)
Raw Egg (common)
et-Sah (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Gift (token)