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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
POTUS Lotus
{0}
 
 M 
Legendary Artifact
Tap an untapped American President you control, {t}: Sacrifice POTUS Lotus, add three mana of any one color
Traffic Jam
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Traffic Jam: You gain X life, where X is the number of Vehicles you control.
Nitpicker
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Ape
{r}, {t}: Nitpicker deals damage equal to it's power to target Insect creature. When that creature dies this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Nitpicker.
2/2
Fish (the Verb)
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Tap target blue creature.

Until end of turn, it becomes 0/1, loses all abilities except that it gains Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming).
Idiotproof
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted Artifact or Land has Idiotproof (Permanents with Idiotproof have protection from Idiots)
Lockpicker
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Rogue Raider
Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
1/1
Evil Guy
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Evil Human
1/1
Wedding Ring
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Wedding Ring is Pink
Equip {2}
At the beginning of your upkeep, equipped creature breeds with another target creature you control
Red Aura
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is red in addition to it's other types
White Aura
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is white in addition to it's other colors
Hick
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
1/1
Randomize
{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target card becomes another random card until end of turn
Catfish
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cat Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/1
Wall Nut
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Wall
Defender
{t}, Sacrifice Wall Nut: You gain 2 life
0/2
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
JRR
 T 
Legendary Creature – Human Author
{t}: Create a Book token
{5}{g}{g}: Green creatures and Mythic creatures you control are unblockable and get +X/+X where X is thrice the number of books you control
2/2

POTUS Lotus (mythic)
Traffic Jam (uncommon)
Nitpicker (uncommon)
Fish (the Verb) (uncommon)
Idiotproof (common)
Lockpicker (common)
Evil Guy (common)
Wedding Ring (common)
Red Aura (common)
White Aura (common)
Hick (common)
Randomize (common)
Catfish (common)
Wall Nut (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
JRR (token)