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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Klan Kahn
{w}{u}{b}
 
 M 
Creature – Soldier Lord
Whenever another Soldier you control deals combat damage, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
3/3
Rewarding Award
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact – Award
Cast Rewarding Award only after another target player does something you think is positive

Rewarding Award enters the battlefield with a Reward counter on it

At the beginning of awarded player's upkeep, put a Reward counter on Rewarding Award, they gain life equal to the number of Reward counters on Rewarding Award squared
Suna
{w}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human
1/1
Lana
{w}{g}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human
1/1
Blabbering Beebles
{2}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Beeble
Blabbering Beebles is Unblockable if defending player has talked this turn

Whenever Blabbering Beebles deals combat damage to a player, you may talk for 15 minutes, if you do, deal half of a damage to target player for each sentence you pronounce properly
3/2
Kickboxer
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fighter
Kicker {r}
When Kickboxer enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, it gets +1/+1 and gains Haste until end of turn
1/1
Deep-Sea Treasure-Hunter
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Merfolk Rogue
Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.)
2/1
Stomposaurus
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dinosaur
At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card.
He mad
7/6
Jurymin
{w/u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
{t}: Gain 2 life, activate this ability only if you control three or more creatures on the Jury Bench
Insightful Dream
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Insightful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Scry 3 then you may tap target permanent that shares a type with a card looked at this way.
Lord of the Buffets
{5}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fatso Lord
Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
5/8
Smoke
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a white and black Cigarette artifact token
MC Campfire
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Block
Smelting 4 – {5}{r} ({5}{r}, {t}: four target Blocks that can be smelted transform at the beginning of their controllers next upkeep and each deal 1 damage to that player.)
Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly)
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature. If a white creature is destroyed this way, you gain 3 life.
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists
{s}
 
 C 
Basic Creature – Evil
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists gets +1/+0 for each totally unique creature we share
Whenever a non-nice creature enters the cuddlefield, return me to Mommy's tummy and put a Victim counter on me
0/0
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
JRR
 T 
Legendary Creature – Human Author
{t}: Create a Book token
{5}{g}{g}: Green creatures and Mythic creatures you control are unblockable and get +X/+X where X is thrice the number of books you control
2/2

Klan Kahn (mythic)
Rewarding Award (uncommon)
Suna // Lana (uncommon)
Blabbering Beebles (uncommon)
Kickboxer (common)
Deep-Sea Treasure-Hunter (common)
Stomposaurus (common)
Jurymin (common)
Insightful Dream (common)
Lord of the Buffets (common)
Smoke (common)
MC Campfire (common)
Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly) (common)
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists (common)
Grainforest (basic)
JRR (token)