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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Nick the Mechanic
{5}{u}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Human Artificer
{1}{u}{t}: You may cast an artifact spell from your hand for free
Nick is a wonderful mechanic, he's been doing it in Maqa for forty years, and he hasn't accidentaly killed any races yet! What a guy!
2/4
Ant Farm
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose an evergreen keyword. Ants you control have that keyword for the remainder of the game.
{2}: Create a 1/1 Ant creature token.
Spoiler
{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Reveal the top card of a pile of cards from an upcoming product, if that card is a functional reprint of another card from a released product, you may put it into your hand. Otherwise, put it on the bottom of the pile
A neat ability 1
{2}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature, A neat ability 1 deals 1 damage to it's controller. If you targeted yourself with this spell, you may draw a card.
Bunny Wabbit
{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit
Jump Boost 5 ({e}: Move Bunny Wabbit up to five inches.)
1/1
Horrific Dream
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Horrific Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Each player discards a card and loses 2 life.
Snake-Eye Die
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Block
Whenever a spell or ability would cause you to roll a die, you may tap this Block instead. If you do, you gain 1 life.
Error 404: Magic Card not Found
{4}{0}{4}
 
 C 
Instant
Exile target artifact, colorless, Robot, Internetian, Spam or Troll permanent
Lucky Penny
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Coin
{t}: Put a Luck counter on Lucky Penny
{x}{t}, Remove X Luck counters from Lucky Penny: Add {x}{x}
Huge Man
{2}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Giant
Trample, Reach
4/4
Dull Dagger
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {1}
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has "Whenever this creature blocks or is blocked by a dull creature (a creature is dull if it has greater toughness than power) this creature shocks them"
Wrasslin'
{r}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target player fights another target player, if they win, they may add {r} to their mana pool
Stinkify
{b/g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put a Stink counter on target Smelly card
Root Shot
{g}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Deal 3 damage to target flying creature.
Cycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Shipping Container
 T 
Artifact – Structure
Idiot and Rat Habitat
Storage 5

Nick the Mechanic (rare)
Ant Farm (uncommon)
Spoiler (uncommon)
A neat ability 1 (uncommon)
Bunny Wabbit (common)
Horrific Dream (common)
Snake-Eye Die (common)
Error 404: Magic Card not Found (common)
Lucky Penny (common)
Huge Man (common)
Dull Dagger (common)
Wrasslin' (common)
Stinkify (common)
Root Shot (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Shipping Container (token)