[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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When Spooderman enters the battlefield destroy all Faggots
All your Swaglords have +4/+4, have Reach, and are spiders in addition to their other types 69/69
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Vigilance
1/3
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Detain up to four target Child creatures
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Cast this end if you play Burger King within the borders of the USA
: Create a Burger tokenCast this end if you play Hungry Jacks within the borders of Australia
: Create a Burger token |
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Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
5/8
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Deathtouch
Evil and Evils get -1/-1 The offspring of the Vils, the Yhs killed their fathers and yearn to be the Worstestest
1/1
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Enchant creature
When Gift of Power enters the battlefield, draw a card. Enchanted creature gains Deathtouch. |
When hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? enters the battlefield, you lose 1 life unless you control a permanent.
: Add ![]() |
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Char pings any target, it becomes black until end of turn
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, Sacrifice Amooza!, Say "Amooza!!" as loud as you can: You gain 5 life |
, Sacrifice one third of Bug Spray: Target creature gains Protection from Insects until end of turn |
1/1
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Assnaut cannot attack if defending player controls Lands
1/1
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Respawn target Gamer
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As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life |
Hexproof
1/1
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Spooderman
(rare)
Druclarep
(uncommon)
Detention
(uncommon)
Burger King // Hungry Jacks
(uncommon)
Lord of the Buffets
(common)
Bad Yh
(common)
Gift of Power
(common)
hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/?
(common)
Char
(common)
Amooza!
(common)
Bug Spray
(common)
Minitaur
(common)
Assnaut
(common)
Respawn
(common)
Bay Sick
(basic)
LmaoAlien
(token)





: Create a Burger token

