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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Rektum
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{b}{b}: Lose 2 life, target nonblack creature get's Rekt, as long as it has nudity in it's art
 
Annoying Orange
{r}{y}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Plant
Annoying Orange is Orange

{t}: Make an annoying noise, put a 1/1 Plant token creature with Defender onto the battlefield
2/2
Teacher Troubles
{5}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Destroy up to three target teachers
I accidentally said Orgasm instead of Organism in science in front of forty 13 year olds, my life is over.
Funniest Shit I've Ever Seen
{4}{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Target creature becomes a 0/1 green Pickle and it loses all it's abilities.
Turtle-Man
{4}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Turtle
When Turtle-Man enters the battlefield, draw two cards.
3/4
Max Health Potion
{u/r}{u/r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Max Health Potion, your life total becomes 20
French Vanilla Guy
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
First Strike
2/3
Notak
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Notak
Deathlink (Damage dealt by Notak causes it's controller to lose that much life)
1/1
Wandering Soul
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying, Lifelink
1/2
Deep-Forest Emerald-Skin
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Lizard
Vigilance
3/4
Squirrel Pearl
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token
Spawnkill
{w}{w}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield target creature Spawnkill's controller controls destroys it, then Spawnkill's controller sacrifices Spawnkill
Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{r}: Put a Ketchup counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{y}: Put a Mustard counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{g}{g}{g}: Sacrifice Hot Dog: Post-Processing, gain 3 life, gain 7 additional life for each Mustard and Ketchup counter on it beyond the first
Bag of Cheetos
{5}{r}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Bag of Cheetos is Orange

{t}: Eat a Cheeto, then discard a card and lose 2 life
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
LmaoAlien
 T 
Token Creature – Alien
Hexproof
1/1

Rektum (common, foil)
Annoying Orange (rare)
Teacher Troubles (uncommon)
Funniest Shit I've Ever Seen (uncommon)
Turtle-Man (uncommon)
Max Health Potion (common)
French Vanilla Guy (common)
Notak (common)
Wandering Soul (common)
Deep-Forest Emerald-Skin (common)
Squirrel Pearl (common)
Spawnkill (common)
Hot Dog: Post-Processing (common)
Bag of Cheetos (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
LmaoAlien (token)