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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 C 
Instant
Tap target Artifact Creature Vehicle with Flying
 
 R 
Creature – Human Chef
Whenever Italian Nana attacks or blocks, it gets +2/+2 for each Child you control.
Cook Buffetdish – {g}{g}{g} ({g}{g}{g}: Create a Buffetdish token)
2/2
 U 
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, they may ask an opponent a would you rather question, if the opponent answers honestly, does not laugh, or show discomfort, they may both draw a card
 U 
Creature – Jellyfish
Flying, Haste
{2}{r}: Blue Jellyfish deals 2 damage to any target
Tap two untapped Plant creatures you control: Create a Blue Jellyfish Jam artifact Food token
2/2
 U 
Creature – Zombie
When Bonecrusher Zombie enters the battlefield, if it is Halloween, destroy target Skeleton.
3/3
 C 
Sorcery
Move any number of counters of any types from target permanent to another target permanent.
The future may have pregnant males
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
It becomes Morning.
 C 
Creature – Human Rogue
Gucci Ganger is Purple

{u/r}{t}: You may play an equipments from your hand with converted mana cost 2 or less onto the battlefield
 C 
Instant
Tap target Artifact Creature Vehicle with Flying
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct Spider
Reach
2/4
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Alien
{t}: Scry 1
{4}{t}: Draw a card
Their planet is hall after hall of still Thinker, this is how their race survived
1/1
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Pearl Curd dies add {w}
0/0.01
 C 
Creature – Skeleton
1/1
 C 
Creature – Fairy Child Dancer
Ballerina is Pink
{t}: Move Ballerina up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life.
The tutu doesn't make the pink weirdo
1/3
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Bacon: Gain 100 Life

Turbulence (common, foil)
Italian Nana (rare)
Preferability (uncommon)
Blue Jellyfish (uncommon)
Bonecrusher Zombie (uncommon)
Allograft (common)
Sunrise (common)
Gucci Ganger (common)
Turbulence (common)
Mecha-Spider (common)
Thinker (common)
Pearl Curd (common)
Sett's Skeleton (common)
Ballerina (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Bacon (token)