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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Elitism
{5}{w}{b}
 
 R 
Instant
Elitism is Gold
Destroy all creatures with less than $12.00 CAD on them, then gain 10 life
Nitpicker
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Ape
{r}, {t}: Nitpicker deals damage equal to it's power to target Insect creature. When that creature dies this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Nitpicker.
2/2
Pooperbot
{2}{b}
 
 U 
Artifact Creature – Construct
Last Strike, Magnetic (You may have this creature enter the battlefield enchanting target Construct. If you do, enchanted creature has this permanent's text box.)
-1/-1
Oldfashionedism
{4}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
{2}{w}: Destroy a creature with less than four age counters on it
Furrytize
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is a Furry in addition to it's other types until end of turn
They are corrupting our children!
Dopple Ganger
{1}{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Clone Warrior
You may have up to six cards in your deck named Dopple Ganger

{2}{u/b}{u/b}: Search your library for another card named Dopple Ganger, Dopple Ganger becomes another target creature of your choice until end of turn
2/1
Cancelled!
{1}{w}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target TVShow spell
Passionate Aetherborn
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
Haste
Life is too short to not have fun
2/1
Apple Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
All Artifacts gain "{t}: Google"
{2}{c}{c}: Gain 1 life for each Artifact that Googled this turn
MC Campfire
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Block
Smelting 4 – {5}{r} ({5}{r}, {t}: four target Blocks that can be smelted transform at the beginning of their controllers next upkeep and each deal 1 damage to that player.)
Mega Pig
{3}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
Trample
oink OINK
4/4
Tweet
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Tweet, pay {w}, {u}, {r} or {b}
Create a 1/1 blue Twitterbyrd creature token with Flying and "{3}, Tweet: Draw a card"
Insightful Dream
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Insightful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Scry 3 then you may tap target permanent that shares a type with a card looked at this way.
Selfharmer
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
At the beginning of each end step, if you lost life this turn, draw a card
0/1
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Tainted Sand
 T 
Artifact
Sacrifice Tainted Sand: Put an Infect counter on target player

Elitism (rare)
Nitpicker (uncommon)
Pooperbot (uncommon)
Oldfashionedism (uncommon)
Furrytize (common)
Dopple Ganger (common)
Cancelled! (common)
Passionate Aetherborn (common)
Apple Logo (common)
MC Campfire (common)
Mega Pig (common)
Tweet (common)
Insightful Dream (common)
Selfharmer (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Tainted Sand (token)