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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Yo Gabba Gabba
{18}
 
 M 
Sorcery – TVShow
Put five 8/8 Monster creature tokens with Trample, Deathtouch, and Infect onto the battlefield
Tuna Sammich
{w}{g}{y}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Tuna Sammich: Target creature loses Hungry until end of turn. Then, Defecate 2 (Exile two cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.).
It looks and tastes like puke
Tug O' War
{2}{r/u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
You and target player have a Tug o' War, whoever wins draws a card
Voidhole
{3}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Artifact
Devoid
{t}: Destroy all other permanents
Rancid
{g/b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Stinky Smelly creature
At the beginning of enchanted Stinky Smelly creature's controllers upkeep, that player puts an additional Stink counter on it
Enchanted Stinky Smelly creature has Protection from Females
Card123
{1}{2}{3}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Card123: You gain 123 life
Ree!
{r}{e}{e}
 
 C 
Instant
Target Dinosaur or Frog gets +3/+0 this turn.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Froggychums, Just Wanna Make Cards
{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Create a card, then put it into your hand
Must click buttons in certain order to produce satisfaction
Hummingbyrd
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying, Super haste
1/1
Blue Aura
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is blue in addition to it's other colors
Humanize
{1}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Target creature becomes a Human in addition to it's other types.
Adam's Apple
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Adam's Apple, gain 2 life, gain 5 life instead if you control a permanent named Adam of the Biblefolk
Tax
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Tax only when a player casts a spell or activates an ability that target's you or a permanent you control
Target player gives you $X.00 CAD where X is the spell or ability's converted mana cost
Bad Yh
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Yh
Deathtouch
Evil and Evils get -1/-1
The offspring of the Vils, the Yhs killed their fathers and yearn to be the Worstestest
1/1
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
IceCream
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Gain 2 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten Sugar today. Put a Lick counter on IceCream
When IceCream has 5 or more Lick counters on it, sacrifice it

Yo Gabba Gabba (mythic)
Tuna Sammich (uncommon)
Tug O' War (uncommon)
Voidhole (uncommon)
Rancid (common)
Card123 (common)
Ree! (common)
Froggychums, Just Wanna Make Cards (common)
Hummingbyrd (common)
Blue Aura (common)
Humanize (common)
Adam's Apple (common)
Tax (common)
Bad Yh (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
IceCream (token)