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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Runner's Maze
{6}
 
 R 
Artifact
Whenever a Runner enters the battlefield under your control, put a Solution counter on Runner's Maze.
Whenever there are six or more Solution counters on Runner's Maze, transform it.
New Paradise
 
 R 
Artifact – Structure
Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure have protection from everything.
{w/g}: You gain 1 life.
Thanker
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Angel
Whenever a creature you control defends an attacking creature, tap Thanker and the defended creature, gain 1 life
Thank you sir, may I have another?
0/3
Hurdur's Amusement
{w}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Sacrifice an Orc you control, another target Orc gains Indestructible until end of turn
Signpost
{3}
 
 U 
Artifact
When you draft Signpost, you lock into your archtype (You cannot mainboard cards from outside of that archtype)
When Signpost enters the battlefield, choose a draft archtype
Whenever you cast a spell of the chosen archtype, draw a card and add one mana of each color of your archtype.
Notak
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Notak
Deathlink (Damage dealt by Notak causes it's controller to lose that much life)
1/1
Hot Pocket
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Hot Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Hot Pocket for at least one turn.)
{t}, Sacrifice Hot Pocket: You gain 3 life and Hot Pocket shocks you.
Vanilla Guy
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
1/1
Pearl Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Pearl Curd dies add {w}
0/0.01
Fly Swatter
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature
Equipped creature has "{1}{t}: Destroy target insect with Flying"
Evil
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Evil sacrifice a Simpson creature, target opponent loses 10 life, and discards their hand
Rosegold Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Rosegold Curd dies add {r}
0/0.01
Manasucker
{3}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
{r/g}: Remove {r} or {g} from your mana pool, Manasucker gets +1/+1 until end of turn
3/3
Dullify
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is Dull until end of turn
Cereal
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Cereal, target Fatso has +1/+1, and is unblockable until end of turn
Muffin
{r/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Muffin, target Fatso has +1/+0, and has Haste until end of turn
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Dream
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}: Have a thought, if it was a good thought, gain 2 life, if it was a bad though, lose 2 life
{t}: Sacrifice Dream, draw a card for each 5 hours you slept last night

Runner's Maze (rare)
Thanker (uncommon)
Hurdur's Amusement (uncommon)
Signpost (uncommon)
Notak (common)
Hot Pocket (common)
Vanilla Guy (common)
Pearl Curd (common)
Fly Swatter (common)
Evil (common)
Rosegold Curd (common)
Manasucker (common)
Dullify (common)
Cereal // Muffin (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Dream (token)