[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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When False Persona enters the battlefield choose any colors. You become those colors.
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() : Destroy False Persona and reveal your true colors. Any player may activate this ability. |
Whenever Sandy Oak blocks a creature, create a 1/1 Sand creature token that you may assign as a blocker, blocking the creature Sandy Oak is blocking.
2/4
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Blabbering Beebles is Unblockable if defending player has talked this turn
Whenever Blabbering Beebles deals combat damage to a player, you may talk for 15 minutes, if you do, deal half of a damage to target player for each sentence you pronounce properly 3/2
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Exile each Female Thot creature with toughness 4 or greater
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Laugh 4 (To Laugh, laugh for at least four seconds. If you do, you gain 4 life.).
You lose 2 life. |
As an additional cost to cast Draamaa, be dramatic for attention
Two target Teenagers get -2/-2 until end of turn and two target Teenagers get +2/+2 until end of turn. You may make two teenager breed, if you do, you may sacrifice the Baby token to put a -1/-1 counter on each Female Parent, if you don't, discard your hand |
Deathtouch
Evil and Evils get -1/-1 The offspring of the Vils, the Yhs killed their fathers and yearn to be the Worstestest
1/1
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2/2
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Pay 5 life,
: Steal target card from another player's hand1/1
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Defender
Whenever Pixel Ouphe is dealt combat damage, you may put a +1/+1 counter on it (it must survive the damage for the counter to be placed on it) 0/5
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, Sacrifice Card123: You gain 123 life |
Haste
, Unwrap a gift you own: Gift Goblin gets +2/+0 until end of turn2/1
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3/3
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Destroy target green permanent or counter target green spell.
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: Add , then you gain 1 life |
: Read a page of a book, if you understand it, draw a card |
False Persona
(rare)
Sandy Oak
(uncommon)
Blabbering Beebles
(uncommon)
Thot Patrol
(uncommon)
Bad Pun
(common)
Draamaa
(common)
Bad Yh
(common)
Giegote
(common)
Thief
(common)
Pixel Ouphe
(common)
Card123
(common)
Gift Goblin
(common)
Iacian Brainiac
(common)
Illuminate the Mind
(common)
Wheatfarm
(basic)
Book
(token)






: Steal target card from another player's hand
