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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Pocket Universe
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 M 
Artifact
Storage 12 (As long as there are twelve or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Pocket Universe and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Pocket Universe for at least one turn.)
Whenever a card is put on or removed from Pocket Universe, add three mana of any one color.
Color is the New Color
{7}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Any number of target colors are target colors of your choice
Blue is Fun
{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
You win the game. You always do. Narcissist, sadist, asshole.
Oh sorry, did you want this at instant speed, my bad. Really, sorry.
Swiper, He who Swipes
{2}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Fox Demon Rogue
Swiper, He who Swipes is Orange
{t}: Steal target card from an opponent's hand and put it into yours
{6}, Say "Swiper no swiping!": Put a Destruction counter on Swiper, only opponents may activate this ability, and only once per turn
If there are three or more Destruction counters on Swiper, sacrifice it and lose 2 life
2/3
Froggychums, Just Wanna Make Cards
{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Create a card, then put it into your hand
Must click buttons in certain order to produce satisfaction
Smoke
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a white and black Cigarette artifact token
Flooper's Pig
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
Floop: Add {g}
1/1
Tardiness
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment
All spells you cast resolve one minute after you cast them
Fork (The Utility)
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Tap target Food you control, gain 2 life or draw a card
{r}{r}{r}{t}: Eat some Food an opponent controls, if they don't get you back until end of turn, draw a card at your end step
Thicc
{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Female
Enchanted Female gets +0/+2 and is a Thot in addition to her other types
Skywise Flapper
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying
{u}, {t}: Scry 1.
1/2
Statically Triggered Activist
{2}{s}{s}{s}
 
 C 
Basic Creature – Evil
Protection from everything
Whenever a white Male enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on it
{e}{e}{e}{t}: Put a poison counter on target TVShow
5/1
Mad Nomad
{2}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Nomad
{2}{r}: Ping any target
2/2
Illuminate the Appetite
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target white spell or destroy target white creature
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Golden Egg
 T 
Token Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{t}, Sacrifice Golden Egg: You gain 5 life, then target opponent gives you $5.00 CAD, if they don't, you gain 10 life instead

Pocket Universe (mythic)
Color is the New Color (uncommon)
Blue is Fun (uncommon)
Swiper, He who Swipes (uncommon)
Froggychums, Just Wanna Make Cards (common)
Smoke (common)
Flooper's Pig (common)
Tardiness (common)
Fork (The Utility) (common)
Thicc (common)
Skywise Flapper (common)
Statically Triggered Activist (common)
Mad Nomad (common)
Illuminate the Appetite (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Golden Egg (token)