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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Crystal of Rekt
{4}
 
 R 
Enchantment Artifact
Every time a player gets Rekt, you may play a colorless card from your hand for free
No Mad
{2}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
As long as you control a Nomad, red spells cannot be cast
Henchantment
{1}{w}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All creatures are Workers in addition to their other types
Patience
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Player's may not take extra turns
Teenager
{10}{r}{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Evil Teenager Idiot
13/13
Animemal
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Anime-Protagonist
When Animemal enters the battlefield, it becomes any Animal Creature type of your choice for the remainder of the game
2/2
Scout Badge
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment Badge
Equip Child {3}
Equipped child is a Scout in addition to it's other types and gets +1/+2 and gains Basic Landwalk
Gremlin
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Horror
2/1
Dragon Egg
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Dragon Child Egg
Dragon Egg cannot attack or block
Whenever there are two or more age counters on Dragon Egg, transform it
0/1
Basic Dragon
 
 C 
Creature – Dragon
Flying, Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn), Haste
4/3
White Cloth
{1}{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is white in addition to it's other colors and is a Spirit in addition to it's other types
Farmer
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
{t}: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender
2/2
Pharmacist
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Cleric
{t}: Create a colorless Prescription artifact token
2/2
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists
{s}
 
 C 
Basic Creature – Evil
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists gets +1/+0 for each totally unique creature we share
Whenever a non-nice creature enters the cuddlefield, return me to Mommy's tummy and put a Victim counter on me
0/0
Sillytize
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)
Bull's Eye
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is the target of all spells and abilities
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Book
 T 
Artifact
{t}: Read a page of a book, if you understand it, draw a card

Crystal of Rekt (rare)
No Mad (uncommon)
Henchantment (uncommon)
Patience (uncommon)
Teenager (common)
Animemal (common)
Scout Badge (common)
Gremlin (common)
Dragon Egg (common)
White Cloth (common)
Farmer // Pharmacist (common)
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists (common)
Sillytize (common)
Bull's Eye (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Book (token)