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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Honeycomb
{1}{y}
 
 R 
Artifact – Food Structure
{1}{y}: Create a 1/1 yellow Insect creature token with Flying.
{y}, sacrifice Honeycomb: You gain 5 life.
Whiz Witch
{2}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Hag Wizard
Wizards you control get +1/+1 and cannot be blocked
{3}{u}: Damage dealt to your opponents and planeswalkers they control cannot be prevented this turn.
3/4
Pastanaut
{2}{y}
 
 U 
Creature – Italian Astronaut
Pastanaut is Gold
{y}: Create a Bread token, activate this ability only if you control a Vehicle or Plane
2/3
Caricature
{2}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Roll two six-sided dice, record the outcomes
Target Silly creature you control gains +X/+Y, where X was the first dice roll, and Y was the second
Jurymin
{w/u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
{t}: Gain 2 life, activate this ability only if you control three or more creatures on the Jury Bench
Mop
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Cleric or Worker {1}
Whenever equipped creature attacks a player, that player loses all unspent {u}.
Hot Pocket
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Hot Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Hot Pocket for at least one turn.)
{t}, Sacrifice Hot Pocket: You gain 3 life and Hot Pocket shocks you.
Prayer
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Pray, if you feel happy, gain 2 life
Kale
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
pukes
Hypocrite
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Donkey
You may activate Gotcha abilities on yourself, though only once per turn
2/2
Water Bear
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Bear Elemental
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
2/2
4K doesnt make a bad thing good
 
 C 
 
Accept that graphics aren't the only factor to whether something is quality
Meow
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Meow, tap a Cat you control

Target opponent gives you a card, return it at the end of the match
Unwelcoming Playgroups
{3}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Gamer Evils
{6}, Tap three untapped Human Gamer Evils you control: Exile target non-white non-male player
5/5
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Runner
 T 
Creature – Human
Haste, First Strike, Landwalk
2/2

Honeycomb (rare)
Whiz Witch (uncommon)
Pastanaut (uncommon)
Caricature (uncommon)
Jurymin (common)
Mop (common)
Hot Pocket (common)
Prayer (common)
Kale (common)
Hypocrite (common)
Water Bear (common)
4K doesnt make a bad thing good (common)
Meow (common)
Unwelcoming Playgroups (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Runner (token)