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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Bob Nick-Ellis, Being Fighted
{g}{g}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Human
{t}: Say Bob Nick-Ellis, Being Fighted's name, if you can think of a magic card that rhymes with it, you may play that card from your hand
1/1
Murk Lurker
{1}{u/b}{u/b}
 
 U 
Creature – Frog Horror
Skulk
Whenever Murk Lurker deals combat damage to a player, they mill four cards.
1/4
Emu Gel
{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Bird Ooze
Trample
3/2
Polished Cartouche of Solidarity
{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura Cartouche
When Polished Cartouche of Solidarity enters the battlefield create a 1/1 white Warrior creature token with Vigilance
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and gains First Strike
Pig Tails
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Female Human Child {1}
Equipped Female Human Child has Hexproof and gains "Tap a Boar you control: Flip a coin, if it lands on Tails, gain 2 life, activate this ability only once per turn"
Flavorful
A
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Gain 1 life for each word in target permanent's flavor text
Wedding Ring
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Wedding Ring is Pink
Equip {2}
At the beginning of your upkeep, equipped creature breeds with another target creature you control
Raisinshot
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Raisinshot, pay half of a {c} or {b}
Raisinshot pings any target
Storm
Egg
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{t}, Tear Egg into as many pieces as you can within 5 seconds: Add a quarter of {g} for each new piece of Egg beyond the first, then sacrifice them all and throw them away
Bug Spray
{1}{u/g}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice one third of Bug Spray: Target creature gains Protection from Insects until end of turn
Gucci Wool Hat
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Rat {2}

Equipped Rat has "{r}: Uncombine two other target creatures breeding together, breed one of the creatures with this creature, activate this ability only if the creature breeding with this creature is uncombined"
Bee Syrup
{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Bee Syrup, Say "Honey", then gain 2 life
Bear Paw
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{g}{t}: Sacrifice Bear Paw and target Bear you control, gain 2 life for each gram of sugar you have eaten today
Bad Omen
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery – Omen
(Omens can only be cast after an opponent plays a legendary creature. That creature becomes the Antichrist for the remainder of the game)
Speculate 3
Until end of turn, whenever a card would instruct a player to Trade, instead each of their opponents creates a 2/2 black Evil creature token with First Strike.
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Shipping Container
 T 
Artifact – Structure
Idiot and Rat Habitat
Storage 5

Bob Nick-Ellis, Being Fighted (rare)
Murk Lurker (uncommon)
Emu Gel (uncommon)
Polished Cartouche of Solidarity (uncommon)
Pig Tails (common)
Flavorful (common)
Wedding Ring (common)
Raisinshot (common)
Egg (common)
Bug Spray (common)
Gucci Wool Hat (common)
Bee Syrup (common)
Bear Paw (common)
Bad Omen (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Shipping Container (token)