[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Bluecollarism    R  Enchantment All Workers get +1/+1 and have ": Draw a card"	Baker's Oven    U  Artifact Cook Bread – (: Create a Bread token)	Unwilling Bodyguard    U  Creature – Zombie Soldier Spectacle (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.) All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to Unwilling Bodyguard instead. Whenever Unwilling Bodyguard is dealt damage or dies, target player discards a card. 2/4	Manor Gates    U  Artifact – Gate Manor Gates is Gold The first time an opponent gives you money while Manor Gates is in play, target creature you control becomes Manor Gates's Keyholder for the remainder of the game : Add two mana of two colors only if Manor Gates is a Land
Knight of the Fort    C  Creature – Knight Defender 3/2	Hamboi    C  Creature – Boar : Sacrifice Hamboi, create two Beef Jerky tokens 1/1	Statically Triggered Activist    C  Basic Creature – Evil Protection from everything Whenever a white Male enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on it : Put a poison counter on target TVShow 5/1	Weeb    C  Creature – Idiot : You may play an Anime Protagonist card from your hand 1/1
Bunny Wabbit    C  Creature – Rabbit Jump Boost 5 (: Move Bunny Wabbit up to five inches.) 1/1	A neat ability 2    C  Sorcery Target player discards a card. If you targeted yourself with this spell, you may draw a card.	Draamaa    C  Tribal Sorcery – Teenager As an additional cost to cast Draamaa, be dramatic for attention Two target Teenagers get -2/-2 until end of turn and two target Teenagers get +2/+2 until end of turn. You may make two teenager breed, if you do, you may sacrifice the Baby token to put a -1/-1 counter on each Female Parent, if you don't, discard your hand	Those Who Hide in Darkness    C  Creature – Human Evils Deathtouch Whenever a white spell is cast, sacrifice Those Who Hide in Darkness They committed their sins in darkness, then someone turned on the lights and they saw all that they had inflicted 10/10
Bunnyrat    C  Creature – Rabbit Rat Flash A deck can have any number of cards named Bunnyrat When Bunnyrat enters the battlefield, Ripple 100 (When you cast this spell, you may reveal the top one hundred cards of your library. You may cast any revealed cards with the same name as this spell without paying their mana costs. Put the rest on the bottom of your library.) Bunnyrat's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures that share a name with it you control. they breed like... oh fuck. */*	Imperfect Engine    C  Artifact , Gain a poison counter: Add . Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells, or to activate the abilities of artifacts.	Wheatfarm    B  Basic Land : Add , then you gain 1 life	Pill  T  Token Artifact , Tap another blue artifact, Sacrifice Pill: Flip a coin, if it lands on Heads, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn, if it lands on Tails, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn

Bluecollarism (rare)
Baker's Oven (uncommon)
Unwilling Bodyguard (uncommon)
Manor Gates (uncommon)
Knight of the Fort (common)
Hamboi (common)
Statically Triggered Activist (common)
Weeb (common)
Bunny Wabbit (common)
A neat ability 2 (common)
Draamaa (common)
Those Who Hide in Darkness (common)
Bunnyrat (common)
Imperfect Engine (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Pill (token)