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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Taryon Darrington
{3}{w}{u}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Human Artificer
When Taryon Darrington enters the battlefield, create a legendary 4/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token with Indestructible and Trample named Doty.
{3}{c}: Create a copy of target artifact. It gains Hexproof this turn.
1/2
Skyrocket
{1}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Artifact
{w}{u}: Triple the amount of counters on another target permanent, put a Height counter on Skyrocket

Whenever Skyrocket has three or more Height counters on it, exile it, then gain 3 life for each counter on permanents you control
Back to Black
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Each creature that has ever been Black but is currently not, becomes exclusively Black until end of turn
Polished Cartouche of Solidarity
{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura Cartouche
When Polished Cartouche of Solidarity enters the battlefield create a 1/1 white Warrior creature token with Vigilance
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and gains First Strike
French Fry
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
You can have any number of French Fry in your deck
{t}: Sacrifice French Fry and all cards with the same name, gain X life where X is the number of cards named French Fry you control, do this once for each card named French Fry you control
Dudeism
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Human
Enchanted Human gains "{w}{w}: Take a puff, if you don't cough, create a 1/1 white Dude creature token"
Creepy Pasta
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Horror Construct
You may have any number of cards named Creepy Pasta in your deck
Creepy Pasta has +1/+1 for each black Food, Horror, or Construct you control
{b}{t}: Discard two cards, activate this ability once every turn or sacrifice all cards named Creepy Pasta from libraries, graveyards, and the battlefield
1/1
Enraging Dream
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Enraging Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Enraging Dream deals 5 damage to target creature or player
Get Rekt
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As Get Rekt is cast, any player may pay {2} to counter it

Target player gets Rekt
Bear Paw
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{g}{t}: Sacrifice Bear Paw and target Bear you control, gain 2 life for each gram of sugar you have eaten today
Cowward
{w/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Cow Coward
(Cowards cannot block)
Cowardice (Whenever a creature with a higher cost, power, or toughness than this creature enters the battlefield, exile Cowward thrice and lose 100 life.)
0/1
Protect Belief
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. If this targets a Cleric it costs {1} less to cast and has "You gain that much life"
Clown Clone
{w}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Clown Clone
2/2
Allergies
{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever a Food Artifact enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on this creature"
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Burger
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Burger, go eat a burger, then continue the game
Im sure your hungry

Taryon Darrington (mythic)
Skyrocket (uncommon)
Back to Black (uncommon)
Polished Cartouche of Solidarity (uncommon)
French Fry (common)
Dudeism (common)
Creepy Pasta (common)
Enraging Dream (common)
Get Rekt (common)
Bear Paw (common)
Cowward (common)
Protect Belief (common)
Clown Clone (common)
Allergies (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Burger (token)