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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Meat Dress
{6}
 
 R 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {8}
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each token you control, and has "{1}: Sacrifice a food you control, gain life equal to twice it's converted mana cost"
Lady deGaea is cool
Cat Royale
{2}{w}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Cat Lord
Royal (Cat Royale is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, they must pet Cat Royale for three minutes, if they do not, Cat Royale destroys them
2/4
Two-Headed Tnaig
{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Tnaig Mutant
When Two-Headed Tnaig enters the battlefield, create a token that is a copy of it, the combine them
0.5/0.5
Boon of Passion
{1}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Boon of Passion enters the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.
{r}: Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 this turn.
Cast to Shadow
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes a 0/1 Shadow creature until end of turn, it gains "This creature cannot tap or be the target of spells or abilities"
And with a flick of the wizards hand, i became a shadow
Basic Bacon
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Basic Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Basic Bacon: Gain 100 life
Shitpost
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Post something on social media that could be considered "random" and "shitty", if you get a negative comment or dislike, you may discard a card
Clone Trooper
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Clone Soldier
Haste, Vigilance
2/2
Loyal Sycophant
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
When Loyal Sycophant enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each creature you control with converted mana cost 1 or lses
1/1
Eep
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Eep only when a creature you control takes damage.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Wall Nut
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Wall
Defender
{t}, Sacrifice Wall Nut: You gain 2 life
0/2
Bug Spray
{1}{u/g}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice one third of Bug Spray: Target creature gains Protection from Insects until end of turn
Quill
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
Quill is White
When Quill enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 1 damage to a Bird you control, if you don't, exile it
{b}{t}, Tap an untapped blue Human you control with converted mana cost 6 or greater: Create one two-hundredth of a Book token
Polar Bear
{1}{s}
 
 C 
Creature – Polarbear
2/2
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Golden Egg
 T 
Token Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{t}, Sacrifice Golden Egg: You gain 5 life, then target opponent gives you $5.00 CAD, if they don't, you gain 10 life instead

Meat Dress (rare)
Cat Royale (uncommon)
Two-Headed Tnaig (uncommon)
Boon of Passion (uncommon)
Cast to Shadow (common)
Basic Bacon (common)
Shitpost (common)
Clone Trooper (common)
Loyal Sycophant (common)
Eep (common)
Wall Nut (common)
Bug Spray (common)
Quill (common)
Polar Bear (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Golden Egg (token)