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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Mr Happy, Christmas Poop
{4}{w}{g}{r}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Anthropomorphist
Double Strike
When Mr Happy, Christmas Poop enters the battlefield, Defecate 5 (Exile five cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). Then, if it's December, you gain 12 life and distribute twelve +1/+1 counters among creatures you control.
4/4
Lobster
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Crab
Lobster is Blue
Defender
{1}: Lobster has +0/+1 until end of turn
3/1
Experienced Shaman
{2}{w}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Elf Shaman
Whenever a +1/+1 counter is placed on another creature you control, you may scry 2.
2/2
Durian a la Monkeybrains
{g}{b}{u}
 
 U 
Artifact – Delectable
All permanents with Noses in their art cannot block
{0}: Tap an equipment and creature you control, destroy target creature with a brain and fur in it's art, then gain 8 life, and draw a card
Smelly and horrible, but somehow delectable
Respawn
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Respawn target Gamer
Huge Man
{2}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Giant
Trample, Reach
4/4
Lucky Penny
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Coin
{t}: Put a Luck counter on Lucky Penny
{x}{t}, Remove X Luck counters from Lucky Penny: Add {x}{x}
Statically Triggered Activist
{2}{s}{s}{s}
 
 C 
Basic Creature – Evil
Protection from everything
Whenever a white Male enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on it
{e}{e}{e}{t}: Put a poison counter on target TVShow
5/1
Dungfeaster
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
Swampwalk
Tap a swamp you control, {b}: Target player loses 1 life
1/1
Clone Trooper
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Clone Soldier
Haste, Vigilance
2/2
Backpack
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains Storage 2
Wild Otnak
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Land Creature – Pokemon Otnak
Trample
3/3
Fluke Diva
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Devil Imp Demon
When Fluke Diva enters the battlefield flip a coin. If you win, Fluke Diva gets +2/+2 and gains Haste until end of turn. Otherwise, Fluke Diva shocks you.
1/1
Teddy Bear
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Bear Demon
I watch you when you sleep, soon I will eat your face
2/2
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Tiger's Eye
 T 
Token Artifact
{3}{t}: You may cast a spell from your hand with "Roar" in it's name for free

Mr Happy, Christmas Poop (rare)
Lobster (uncommon)
Experienced Shaman (uncommon)
Durian a la Monkeybrains (uncommon)
Respawn (common)
Huge Man (common)
Lucky Penny (common)
Statically Triggered Activist (common)
Dungfeaster (common)
Clone Trooper (common)
Backpack (common)
Wild Otnak (common)
Fluke Diva (common)
Teddy Bear (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Tiger's Eye (token)