[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.

Grain Oats R Artifact – Food As an additional cost to cast Grain Oats, pay half of a , this cost may not be countered or prevented Pay half of a : Gain 1 life, whenever you have gained 2 or more life this way, draw a card, whenever you have drawn two or more cards this way, target creature gets +X/+X where X is the amount of green mana spent to cast Grain Oats's abiltiies. Whenever target creature gains more than +4/+4 this way, transform Grain Oats Froot Loopz R Artifact – "Fude" {A}: Gain 7 life {A}{A}: Gain 16 life, activate this ability only if you have more than 101 life	Emu Gel U Creature – Bird Ooze Trample 3/2	Hybird U Artifact Creature – Construct Bird Flying Creatures your opponents control gain Trample. 4/3	Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod U Instant Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod is red All your Fatsos get +3/+0 and lose Defender until end of turn When Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod resolves, put it at the bottom of it's owner
Notak C Creature – Notak Deathlink (Damage dealt by Notak causes it's controller to lose that much life) 1/1	MC Villager C Creature – Human Peasant , : Trade Block (You and target opponent each put a Block card from your hands into the other player's hand.) 2/2	Pocket C Artifact – Equipment Equip equipment Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed. : Choose a card on Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Pocket for at least one turn.) for things with art smaller than a breadbox. , Drop Pocket from a height equal to your waist-level give or take two centimeters: Store as many permanents it touches on it as you can.	Broke College Student C Creature – Human Student Pay where X is 159 minus your IQ: Scry 100 then draw a card Spells or abilities that would make you pay money are countered Spells or abilities that would make you eat, make you eat Ramen or Kraft Dinner instead 1/1
Jellyfish C Creature – Jellyfish , Remove Jellyfish from combat: Jellyfish deals 1 damage to any target. Tap an untapped Plant you control, : Create a Jellyfish Jam artifact Food token. 2/1	Illuminate the Mind C Instant Destroy target green permanent or counter target green spell.	Dragon Egg C Artifact Creature – Dragon Child Egg Dragon Egg cannot attack or block Whenever there are two or more age counters on Dragon Egg, transform it 0/1 Basic Dragon C Creature – Dragon Flying, Firebreathing (: +1/+0 until end of turn), Haste 4/3	Doggo C Creature – Hound (Doggo transforms from Pupper) When Doggo enters the battlefield, it has your choice of Haste or Trample until end of turn Tap another Human you control: Transform Doggo (Doggo transforms into Old Friend) 2/2
Dove C Creature – Bird Flying : Breed two Humans, then gain 1 life 0/1	Dehumanize C Instant Target creature is no longer a creature until end of turn	Bay Sick B Basic Instant As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life	Deer T Token Creature – Deer Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn) 1/1

Grain Oats (rare)
Emu Gel (uncommon)
Hybird (uncommon)
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod (uncommon)
Notak (common)
MC Villager (common)
Pocket (common)
Broke College Student (common)
Jellyfish (common)
Illuminate the Mind (common)
Dragon Egg (common)
Doggo (common)
Dove (common)
Dehumanize (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Deer (token)