[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Target creature loses the Legendary supertype
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Sacrifice Traffic Jam: You gain X life, where X is the number of Vehicles you control.
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Wig is Orange
Equip
Equipped creature has +1/+1 If Wig is attached to a President, equipped creature gets +5/+5, has Haste and "When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it, then destroy target land" |
The next instant or sorcery spell you cast this turn costs
less.
Draw a card. |
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Vigilance
3/4
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You can have any number of French Fry in your deck
: Sacrifice French Fry and all cards with the same name, gain X life where X is the number of cards named French Fry you control, do this once for each card named French Fry you control |
Gotta Go Fast! is Blue
Target Anime Protagonist Plant Boar you control gains Flash until end of turn |
When Smurf enters the battlefield, you may return target creature to it's owners hand
1/1
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Frame for Crime deals damage to any target equal to thrice the number of things on the Jury Bench
Target Frame becomes another target Frame until end of turn
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Target spell resolves
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Cast Eep only when a creature you control takes damage.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.) |
Cast Vegetal Bepis only if you are going to kill yourself after it is sacrificed
Pay two of the following: , , or : Sacrifice Vegetal Bepis, gain 2 life, lose the game, then kill yourself |
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As an additional cost to cast Draamaa, be dramatic for attention
Two target Teenagers get -2/-2 until end of turn and two target Teenagers get +2/+2 until end of turn. You may make two teenager breed, if you do, you may sacrifice the Baby token to put a -1/-1 counter on each Female Parent, if you don't, discard your hand |
Pay 5 life,
: Steal target card from another player's hand1/1
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: Add , then you gain 1 life |
8/8
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Wipe from Legends
(mythic)
Traffic Jam
(uncommon)
Wig
(uncommon)
Spell Mastery
(uncommon)
Deep-Forest Emerald-Skin
(common)
French Fry
(common)
Gotta Go Fast!
(common)
Smurf
(common)
Frame for Crime // Frameshift
(common)
Yes
(common)
Eep
(common)
Vegetal Bepis
(common)
Draamaa
(common)
Thief
(common)
Wheatfarm
(basic)
Bruce Willis
(token)



: Sacrifice French Fry and all cards with the same name, gain X life where X is the number of cards named French Fry you control, do this once for each card named French Fry you control
