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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 M 
Legendary Creature – God-Being-of-Ultimate-Power
When CARD100!!! enters the battlefield target opponent loses 100 life and you gain 100 life
100/100
 U 
Enchantment
Players cannot play more than one land in a turn, even if another effect allows them to.
"If the Ancient Egyptians had done this, their land on the Nile would not have suffered from desertification"
- EpicHistorian420
 U 
Creature – Cat Wizard
{t}: You may cast another noncreature spell from your hand with converted mana cost 4 or less
1/3
 U 
Creature – Leviathon
Flying, Deathtouch, Indestructible
{t}: Target creature becomes a Statue in addition to it's other types until end of turn, and may not attack or block
4/3
 C 
Instant
Destroy target black permanent or counter target black spell.
Nut
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Target player with a nut allergy becomes Rekt, they must eat a nut, destroy that player
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Make something
 C 
Creature – Rabbit
Jump Boost 5 ({e}: Move Bunny Wabbit up to five inches.)
1/1
 C 
Instant
Destroy target green permanent or counter target green spell.
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Insightful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Scry 3 then you may tap target permanent that shares a type with a card looked at this way.
 C 
Artifact Creature – Bird Equipment
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Equip Child {0}
{t}: Equipped creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn
0/1
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Tear Canned Spam into two pieces, create a Spam token, if you own a physical representation of the token, you may eat it, if you do, gain 2 life, if you don't, lose 5 life
 C 
Creature – Human Warrior
Haste, First Strike
2/2
 C 
Creature – Minotaur Child
1/1
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
 T 
Token Creature – Human Astronaut
Planeswalk
2/2

CARD100!!! (mythic)
Restricted Exploitation (uncommon)
Felinus Archmage (uncommon)
Basilisk (uncommon)
Illuminate the Soul (common)
Nut (common)
Make (common)
Bunny Wabbit (common)
Illuminate the Mind (common)
Insightful Dream (common)
Rubber Ducky (common)
Canned Spam (common)
Hyun Warrior (common)
Minitaur (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Astronaut (token)