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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Froggychum, after making a card-dump
{15}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Broken Person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1zBtJhgwBI
1/1
 
JK Rowling
{3}{w}{w}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Human Author
Whenever you tell a joke you may say "Just kidding" if you do, create a Book token
3/3
Knightmare One Year Later
{w}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Horse Knight Nightmare
Whenever Knightmare One Year Later attacks, you may sacrifice it and pay {w}{b} to destroy target creature defending player controls.
3/3
Candy Bear
{w}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Artifact Creature – Food Bear
{w}{r}{g}{t}: Sacrifice Candy Bear, create four Bear Paws
2/2
Internet Troll
{1}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Troll Internetian
{t}: Create a Spam token
2/3
Impatience
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target red or black creature card in your hand gains Super haste
Cringe
{2}{u/b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever a Weird, Child or Idiot enters the battlefield, tap target creature and Cringe deals 1 damage to it
Bitswirl
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Fish
When Bitswirl enters the battlefield, draw a card.
A tiny microorganism became the first fish
0/1
Spank
{w/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Spank pings target Child
Draw a card
Junkrat
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat
You may pay an additional {4} when you cast this spell, if you do, it gains Deathtouch.
When Junkrat enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target creature. If that creature dies this way, search your library for a Junk and put it on top of your library.
2/1
Dove
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying

{w}{t}: Breed two Humans, then gain 1 life
0/1
Good Read (RTFC)
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target player reads a card to all other player's simultaneously, then draws a card
Goggles of Vision
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature's abilities may not be countered or prevented
Fluke Diva
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Devil Imp Demon
When Fluke Diva enters the battlefield flip a coin. If you win, Fluke Diva gets +2/+2 and gains Haste until end of turn. Otherwise, Fluke Diva shocks you.
1/1
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Blue Jellyfish Jam
 T 
Token Artifact – Food Delectable
Sacrifice Blue Jellyfish Jam: Heal target creature. If a Plant creature is healed this way, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Froggychum, after making a card-dump (common, foil)
JK Rowling (mythic)
Knightmare One Year Later (uncommon)
Candy Bear (uncommon)
Internet Troll (uncommon)
Impatience (common)
Cringe (common)
Bitswirl (common)
Spank (common)
Junkrat (common)
Dove (common)
Good Read (RTFC) (common)
Goggles of Vision (common)
Fluke Diva (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Blue Jellyfish Jam (token)