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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Gtazer
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Gtaz
{t}: Gtazer pings any target, if target is creature, it cant block this turn
1/1
 
Scumbob Swagpants
{y}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Plant Swaglord
Scumbob Swagpants is Yellow
Cumulative Upkeep: Discard a Plant card
Whenever you control less than three Plants, sacrifice Scumbob Swagpants.
Plants you control get -11/-1 and lose all abilities except Bad Defender
The land of Bikini Bottom has many bottomsuckers, Scumbob being among the worse
10/10
Drucordsogel
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Drucordsogel
5/0
Codename: Fencing
{1}{w}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Rogue Warrior
First Strike
{w}: +0/+1
{r}: +1/+0
3/1
Naga Nagger
{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Naga
Deathtouch, Hexproof
annoying
1/3
Hag Nag
{u}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Hag
Trample
Tapprice (Any player may tap Hag Nag at any time by paying {x}, where X is Hag Nag's CMC.)
demanding
4/4
Feminazi
{s}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Evil
Haste, Trample, Vigilance
5/1
Bumfart
{g/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Put an Infect counter on target player
Missing 420
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Count 420 (Verbally count all integers between 1 and 420 (inclusive). If you do, you gain 420 life. Otherwise, exile Missing 420.).
Throw a card in your hand at target opponent. If you miss, draw a card. Otherwise, you lose the game.
Deckbox
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
Storage 2 (As long as there are two or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Deckbox and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Deckbox for at least one turn.)
A Fishy Situation
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Create a 2/2 blue Fish creature token with Swimming
Amoral Aetherborn
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
Deathtouch
I am unsatisfied with my lifespan, so I will use my tools to increase it.
2/2
Pinja
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Starfish Ninja
When Pinja enters the battlefield it deals X damage to any target where X is the amount of colors spent to cast it, X may not be more than 8. This damage cannot be countered or prevented, this loss of life cannot be countered or prevented
2/1
French Vanilla Guy
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
First Strike
2/3
Growth
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put twenty +1/+1 counters on target creature you control
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Kangaroo
 T 
Creature – Kangaroo
Jump Boost 5, Storage 2
4/2

Gtazer (common, foil)
Scumbob Swagpants (rare)
Drucordsogel (uncommon)
Codename: Fencing (uncommon)
Naga Nagger // Hag Nag (uncommon)
Feminazi (common)
Bumfart (common)
Missing 420 (common)
Deckbox (common)
A Fishy Situation (common)
Amoral Aetherborn (common)
Pinja (common)
French Vanilla Guy (common)
Growth (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Kangaroo (token)