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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Creature – Wall
Defender
All spells and abilities target Blue Wall of Wonder what this does? instead.
Whenever Blue Wall of Wonder what this does? becomes the target of a spell or ability, you may pay {2}. When you do, counter that effect.
0/4
 U 
Sorcery
All creatures lose Hungry
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Artifact Zombie
Enchanted Artifact Zombie becomes a creature and gains +4/+4
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Human {2}
Equipped human is a Janitor in addition to it's other types and has "{t}: Remove {u} from target player"
 C 
Artifact – Food
{r/g}{t}: Choose one:
-Target player eats a Habanero
-Habanero bolts target creature, then it pings you
 C 
Instant
Two target creatures gain Jump Boost 2 until end of turn
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Penguin
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming)
1/1
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains Storage 2
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Enraging Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Enraging Dream deals 5 damage to target creature or player
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Human
Enchanted Human gains "{w}{w}: Take a puff, if you don't cough, create a 1/1 white Dude creature token"
 C 
Creature – Boar
Trample
oink OINK
4/4
 C 
Instant
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
 C 
Creature – Spider
Deathtouch, Infect
{b}{b}: Black Widow breeds with another creature, Black Widow destroy's that creature at the end of the turn, then create a PoisonVial token
2/1
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
 T 
Token Creature – Insect
Deathtouch
Whenever you cast a green or black spell, Cockroach gains Infect until end of turn
1/1

Blue Wall of Wonder what this does? (rare)
The Feeding (uncommon)
It's Alive! (uncommon)
Mop (old) (uncommon)
Habanero (common)
Double Jump (common)
Twisted Paperclip (common)
Penguin (common)
Backpack (common)
Enraging Dream (common)
Dudeism (common)
Mega Pig (common)
Poopy Fart (common)
Black Widow (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Cockroach (token)