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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird Angel Rogue
{w}{w}{t}: Breed two other target creatures you control, then gain 4 life if they share a color or subtype, Wingman gains Flying, then exile it at the end step, activate this ability only once per game
I need to earn my wings!!!
2/1
 
 R 
Creature – Beast
Whenever Red Beast deals combat damage to a player, it deals that much damage to target creature they control.
{1}{r}: Red Beast gets +2/-2 and gains Haste until end of turn.
3/3
 U 
Creature – Treefolk
Whenever you populate, put a +1/+1 counter on Family Tree.
2/2
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains Fishing and has "{t}: Tap target Fish"
 U 
Sorcery
Each creature that has ever been Black but is currently not, becomes exclusively Black until end of turn
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant black Creature
Enchanted creature cannot attack or block, and you control it
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer Worker
{t}: Create a Food token
{t}: Create an Artifact token
1/1
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy
Snorting ({g}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
1/1
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip permanent {1}
Equipped permanent gains Protection from everything except Rogues and Raiders
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy Internetian
1/1
Ebb
{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Kicker {2}{u}
Move target Island up to two centimeters. If Ebb was kicked, you may move it up to one meter instead. When you do, any permanents it touched are returned to their owners hands.
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Destroy target non-Insect, non-Plant, non-Spider permanent
 C 
Instant
Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn
 C 
Sorcery
Target creature becomes a Human in addition to it's other types.
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Grey GMO Goo, gain 1 life, then feel sad and empty
I mean, it makes me feel a little better

Wingman (common, foil)
Red Beast (rare)
Family Tree (uncommon)
Fisher's Rod (uncommon)
Back to Black (uncommon)
Enslave (common)
Proletariat (common)
Crackhead (common)
Lock (common)
Com Mon (common)
Ebb (common)
Wormhole (common)
Booster Shot (common)
Humanize (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Grey GMO Goo (token)