[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Flying, Lifelink
Pay 8 Life: Draw 8 Cards Lord of Darkhill, Smurfton
8/8
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Royal (Royal Zombie is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
![]() , Tap all other untapped Zombies you control, : Add an amount of equal to the number of creatures tapped this way. This mana does not empty as steps and phases end.2/2
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As long as Sophia is in play, players may not scry
: Sophia becomes a Human in addition to it's other types until end of turn, then draw a card1/1
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Equip creature
Equip Rogue
Equipped creature gets +1/+1, gains First Strike, is a Rogue in addition to it's other types and has " ![]() , : Move this creature. When you do, you may remove it from combat" |
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You jab any target (a jab is a quick unprepared poke with up to three fingers), then Jab shocks it
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: Gtazer pings any target, if target is creature, it cant block this turn1/1
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Tell a joke, if nobody laughs, you lose the game
CAST ME FER TEH LAWLZ
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Physically harm your opponent
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When Coal Curd dies add
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As an additional cost to cast Tweet, pay
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Create a 1/1 blue Twitterbyrd creature token with Flying and " , Tweet: Draw a card" |
: Tap another Domino |
Enchant Stinky Smelly creature
At the beginning of enchanted Stinky Smelly creature's controllers upkeep, that player puts an additional Stink counter on it Enchanted Stinky Smelly creature has Protection from Females |
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Whenever a spell or ability would cause you to roll a die, you may tap this Block instead. If you do, you gain 1 life.
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Deathtouch, Infect
![]() : Black Widow breeds with another creature, Black Widow destroy's that creature at the end of the turn, then create a PoisonVial token2/1
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: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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, Tap another blue artifact, Sacrifice Pill: Flip a coin, if it lands on Heads, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn, if it lands on Tails, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn |
Gargamel
(mythic)
Royal Zombie
(uncommon)
Sophia
(uncommon)
Grappling Hook
(uncommon)
Jab
(common)
Gtazer
(common)
Do it for the LOLS
(common)
Pain
(common)
Coal Curd
(common)
Tweet
(common)
Domino
(common)
Rancid
(common)
Snake-Eye Die
(common)
Black Widow
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Pill
(token)




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