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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature cannot attack, block or have it's activated or triggered abilities activated or triggered.
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Equipment
Enchanted Equipment is the Bane of Spiders and Trilobites
 U 
Enchantment Artifact
Whenever a player loses the game or is destroyed, they are Rekt instead
 U 
Sorcery
You and target player have a Tug o' War, whoever wins draws a card
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is Red in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from red, and gets +1/+0 for each Red creature in play

Red creatures have protection from the equipped creature
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Citizen
{t}: Pacify an untapped creature an opponent controls unless they pay {2}. When they do, create a Treasure token.
{3}, {t}: Transform Beggar
Spare some change? Spare some change?
1/1
Bagger
 
 C 
Creature – Human Worker
At the beginning of each turn, put a -1/-1 counter on Bagger and untap it.
{t}: Store target artifact Food onto another artifact with Storage and a higher converted mana cost.
At the end of each turn, add {w}{w}.
I feel 0% better and I just wanna go back to the street...
1/2
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Rosegold Curd dies add {r}
0/0.01
 C 
Artifact – Unspeakable
Split Second
Stack Clog does not resolve
{b}{g}: Eat wet hair, and smell dog farts, lose 5 life, Stack Clog resolves, only opponents may activate this ability, and only if Stack Clog is on the stack
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Max Health Potion, your life total becomes 20
 C 
Sorcery
Create a 2/2 blue Fish creature token with Swimming
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Devoid
What a boring guy
2/2
 C 
Creature – Lizard
Vigilance
3/4
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
 C 
Instant
Strive – {b}

Sacrifice a creature, target opponent loses 2 life, then you gain 2 life
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
 T 
Token Artifact
{3}{t}: You may cast a spell from your hand with "Roar" in it's name for free

Just A Prison (rare)
Bane of Arthropods (uncommon)
Gem of Rekt (uncommon)
Tug O' War (uncommon)
Red Bandana (common)
Beggar (common)
Rosegold Curd (common)
Stack Clog (common)
Max Health Potion (common)
A Fishy Situation (common)
Derek DeVoid (common)
Deep-Forest Emerald-Skin (common)
Twisted Paperclip (common)
Pupucaca (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Tiger's Eye (token)