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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Club Bouncer
{2}{w}{b}{r}
 
 R 
Creature – Human Beast
{t}: Bounce target creature with less than eighteen Age counters on it
50/50
Pardon
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Return target creature from exile to the battlefield tapped.
Pro
{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Internetian
Haste, Prowess
3/3
Speedrun
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Turns may only last five seconds, if a turn would last longer than five seconds, skip that turn
playable common removal
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Deal 4 damage to target creature
I BELIEVE IT CAN EXIST!
Aquamarine Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Aquamarine Curd dies add {u}
0/0.01
Erase from History
{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Choose one:
-Destroy target Historic permanent
-Counter target Historic spell
-Exile target Historic card
-Target card is not Historic this turn
-Target card with converted mana cost 100 or less is not Historic for the remainder of the game
Soul Ak
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Pokemon Ak Spirit
Vigilance
1/2
Dust
{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Buzz Lightyear
{3}
 
 C 
Legendary Artifact Creature – Demon Robot Toy
Flying
2/3
Pink Eye
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Pink Eye is Pink
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has -1/-1, gains Unattractive, and has Infect
Alphabet Soup
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Add {r} or {g} and gain 2 life
Whenever Alphabet Soup becomes tapped, choose a letter
At the end of each turn, if you control a permanent with all the chosen letters in it's name, draw seven cards and gain 7 life. If not, sacrifice Alphabet Soup, discard seven cards and lose 7 life
Mecha-Spider
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct Spider
Reach
2/4
Sword with Daddy Issues
{1}{b}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Unequip {4}
Equipped creature has +2/+0 and First Strike
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Foodevil
 T 
Artifact Creature – Food Devil
Haste
2/2

Club Bouncer (rare)
Pardon (uncommon)
Pro (uncommon)
Speedrun (uncommon)
playable common removal (common)
Aquamarine Curd (common)
Erase from History (common)
Soul Ak (common)
Dust (common)
Buzz Lightyear (common)
Pink Eye (common)
Alphabet Soup (common)
Mecha-Spider (common)
Sword with Daddy Issues (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Foodevil (token)