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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Captain America
{1}{w}{w}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Superhuman Hero Elder Soldier
Captain America is Jeskai
Vigilance
Whenever Captain America blocks a creature, gain 1 life for each other Human you control
{t}: Other Humans you control get +1/+1 until end of turn
3/3
XMas Present
{w}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Artifact
{3}, {t}, Sacrifice XMas Present: Draw a card for each creature you control that shares a color with XMas Present
Hellbent Topdecker
{1}{r}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Idiot
Hellbent – Hellbent Topdecker gets +3/+3 and gains Haste
3/3
Ghost Pepper
{r}{g}{b}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food
{1}{r}{g}{b}{t}: Target player eats a Ghost Pepper, create a black Spirit for each sound of pain they make
Ingrown Toenail
{b/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable Equipment
Equip {4}
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
Lock
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip permanent {1}
Equipped permanent gains Protection from everything except Rogues and Raiders
Wall Nut
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Wall
Defender
{t}, Sacrifice Wall Nut: You gain 2 life
0/2
Gucci Wool Hat
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Rat {2}

Equipped Rat has "{r}: Uncombine two other target creatures breeding together, breed one of the creatures with this creature, activate this ability only if the creature breeding with this creature is uncombined"
Dungfeaster
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
Swampwalk
Tap a swamp you control, {b}: Target player loses 1 life
1/1
Stack Clog
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Unspeakable
Split Second
Stack Clog does not resolve
{b}{g}: Eat wet hair, and smell dog farts, lose 5 life, Stack Clog resolves, only opponents may activate this ability, and only if Stack Clog is on the stack
Housewife
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Defender
Cook Bread – {1}{g} ({1}{g}: Create a Bread token)
1/3
Haiku Page
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Say a haiku, if all players like it, you may Scry 3
Pinkhole
{r/w}{r/w}{r/w}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target land or creature
A La Mode
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed permanent is a white Food in addition to it's other colors and types. It has "{t}, Sacrifice this permanent: You gain 1 life, you gain 2 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn"
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Dude
 T 
Token Creature – Human
1/1

Captain America (rare)
XMas Present (uncommon)
Hellbent Topdecker (uncommon)
Ghost Pepper (uncommon)
Ingrown Toenail (common)
Lock (common)
Wall Nut (common)
Gucci Wool Hat (common)
Dungfeaster (common)
Stack Clog (common)
Housewife (common)
Haiku Page (common)
Pinkhole (common)
A La Mode (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Dude (token)