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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Coal Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Coal Curd dies add {b}
0/0.01
 
Control Freak
{u}
 
 R 
Creature – God
While Control Freak is in play, you may only cast blue spells
Whenever you cast a spell, it gains "Tap target creature, then draw a card"
1/1
Thot Patrol
{2}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Exile each Female Thot creature with toughness 4 or greater
Avatar of Orzhov
{3}{w/b}{w/b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Avatar
Trample
When Avatar of Orzhov enters the battlefield, target players life total becomes equal to half their starting life total.
5/5
Kerv Stompah
{x}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Beast
X is equal to your current turn minus two
Kerv Stompah's power and toughness are equal to your current turn. If the current turn is 4 or later, it's equal to your current turn plus one, also it has Trample.
*/*
Swim
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature gains Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) for the next X turns, where X is your deck size
Meow
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Meow, tap a Cat you control

Target opponent gives you a card, return it at the end of the match
Sunset
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
It becomes Nighttime.
Bee Syrup
{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Bee Syrup, Say "Honey", then gain 2 life
Manasucker
{3}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
{r/g}: Remove {r} or {g} from your mana pool, Manasucker gets +1/+1 until end of turn
3/3
Pinja
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Starfish Ninja
When Pinja enters the battlefield it deals X damage to any target where X is the amount of colors spent to cast it, X may not be more than 8. This damage cannot be countered or prevented, this loss of life cannot be countered or prevented
2/1
Wild Otnak
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Land Creature – Pokemon Otnak
Trample
3/3
Hood
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equip Rogue {0}
Equipped creature has Shroud and Shadow.
Wink
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Whenever a player would Laugh this turn, you may wink instead.
Computer
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Technology
{2}{e}: Google (Search something on https://www.google.com). If you do, draw a card.
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Ruby
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Ruby: Add {r}

Coal Curd (common, foil)
Control Freak (rare)
Thot Patrol (uncommon)
Avatar of Orzhov (uncommon)
Kerv Stompah (uncommon)
Swim (common)
Meow (common)
Sunset (common)
Bee Syrup (common)
Manasucker (common)
Pinja (common)
Wild Otnak (common)
Hood // Wink (common)
Computer (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Ruby (token)