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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Holy Trinity
{3}{w}{w}{w}
 
 R 
Legendary Sorcery
Create a Legendary 1/2 white Human Cleric creature token named Jeebus Krystofski with "{w}, {t}: Heal target creature", a Legendary 1/3 white Spirit creature token named The Holy Spirit with Flying, Vigilance and Lifelink, and a Legendary 8/8 white God creature token named God Almighty with Indestructible and "{2}{w}{w}, {t}: Destroy all other creatures"
Candy Apple
{2}{r/g}
 
 U 
Artifact – Delectable
{t}: Sacrifice Candy Apple, gain 3 life, untap a child you control, activate this ability only if you have eaten sugar this turn
Drucordsogel
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Drucordsogel
5/0
Cupid's Arrow
{c}{c}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Human
Equip {2}
Equipped Human has "Whenever this creature finishes breeding, gain 3 life"
.txt File
{t}{x}{t}
 
 C 
Artifact – File
Cast to Shadow
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes a 0/1 Shadow creature until end of turn, it gains "This creature cannot tap or be the target of spells or abilities"
And with a flick of the wizards hand, i became a shadow
hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/?
 
 C 
Basic Snow Land – Plains Island Swamp Mountain Forest
When hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? enters the battlefield, you lose 1 life unless you control a permanent.
{t}: Add {10}
Sett's Skeleton
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Skeleton
1/1
Kickboxer
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fighter
Kicker {r}
When Kickboxer enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, it gets +1/+1 and gains Haste until end of turn
1/1
Skysheep
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Skysheep
Exile Skysheep: Create a Sound Cloud token
Oft mistaken for clouds
1/1
Comment dump
 
 C 
 
Put endless comments on Comment dump
Do it for the LOLS
LOL
 
 C 
Legendary LOL – LOL
Tell a joke, if nobody laughs, you lose the game
CAST ME FER TEH LAWLZ
Gift of Growth
{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Growth enters the battlefield, draw a card
Enchanted creature gains Trample.
Ass Carcass
{1}{g}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie Donkey
2/3
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Hat
 T 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains "{2}: Flip a coin, if it lands on heads, you may play an equipment from your hand with converted mana cost 4 or less"

Holy Trinity (rare)
Candy Apple (uncommon)
Drucordsogel (uncommon)
Cupid's Arrow (uncommon)
.txt File (common)
Cast to Shadow (common)
hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? (common)
Sett's Skeleton (common)
Kickboxer (common)
Skysheep (common)
Comment dump (common)
Do it for the LOLS (common)
Gift of Growth (common)
Ass Carcass (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Hat (token)