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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 C 
Creature – Human Warrior
Haste, First Strike
2/2
 
 R 
Enchantment
When Storage Wars enters the battlefield, create X Shipping Containers, where X is thrice the number of players
{r}{r}: Target player fights another player, if they win, they may discard a card, if they do, they draw a card
 U 
Creature – Skeleton
When Headsplitter Skeleton enters the battlefield, if it is Halloween, destroy target Zombie.
3/3
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a blue spell or ability, sacrifice it"
 U 
Artifact
{w}{u}: Triple the amount of counters on another target permanent, put a Height counter on Skyrocket

Whenever Skyrocket has three or more Height counters on it, exile it, then gain 3 life for each counter on permanents you control
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Horror Construct
You may have any number of cards named Creepy Pasta in your deck
Creepy Pasta has +1/+1 for each black Food, Horror, or Construct you control
{b}{t}: Discard two cards, activate this ability once every turn or sacrifice all cards named Creepy Pasta from libraries, graveyards, and the battlefield
1/1
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct
Flying

Passenger 1 (Whenever Flying Carpet attacks and isn't blocked, you may place up to one blocked creatures you control on it UEOT. Flying Carpet gets +X/+0 where X is the total power of cards placed on it.)
1/2
 C 
Creature – Hound
Vigilance
{t}: Björk
2/3
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Red until end of turn, if it's a Celebrity, it also gets +2/+0 and gains Haste until end of turn
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Heal Potion: Target creature you control's toughness becomes X, where X is that creature's base toughness
Nun
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Hexproof
{w/b}: Pray, if you feel happy, gain 1 life
1/1
 C 
Creature – Boar
Trample
oink OINK
4/4
 C 
Creature – Dirb
Bonk: Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.)
1/1
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equip to Human creature
Equipped creature has +7/+0
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
 T 
Legendary Token Creature – Bear
Trample, Indestructible
4/3

Hyun Warrior (common, foil)
Storage Wars (rare)
Headsplitter Skeleton (uncommon)
Aquaphobia (uncommon)
Skyrocket (uncommon)
Creepy Pasta (common)
Flying Carpet (common)
Scandinavian Dog (common)
Esketit (common)
Heal Potion (common)
Nun (common)
Mega Pig (common)
Funny Dirb (common)
Diamond Sword (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Trinket (token)