[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Flying
0.5/0.5
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Defender
Whenever Black Wall of Wonder what this does? becomes the target of a spell or ability, that effect's controller loses 2 life. 0/4
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As long as you control a Nomad, red spells cannot be cast
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Destroy target creature with Horsemanship
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, : Nitpicker deals damage equal to it's power to target Insect creature. When that creature dies this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Nitpicker.2/2
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What should
be payed with?
: Quizzical Axe shocks any target, if that target is destroyed, see a therapist |
Change target character in target creature's name
Draw a card |
: Say something mean, then gain 1 life1/1
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Web is White
As an additional cost to cast Web, tap an untapped Spider you control Spider habitat ![]() : Target Insect inhabits Web until end of turn. At the end of turn, flip a coin. If you win, destroy that creature and you gain 3 life |
When Cancerous Magic Player enters the battlefield, choose one:
– For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Rabiah block. – For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Mercadia block. – Crease target card an opponent owns. – Unsleeve all cards in target opponent's deck – The next blue spell you cast this turn costs instead1/1
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Deathtouch, Lifelink, Deathlink, Lifetouch
2/2
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Draw a picture in fifteen seconds or less, then pick an opponent, if that opponent likes the picture, you may deal 3 damage to them
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: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
: Sacrifice GMOPork, smell a dog fart, and eat wet hair |
Fly
(common, foil)
Black Wall of Wonder what this does?
(rare)
No Mad
(uncommon)
Saddle Sores
(uncommon)
Nitpicker
(uncommon)
Quizzical Axe
(common)
Microjumble
(common)
Bad Ass
(common)
Bleck
(common)
Web
(common)
Cancerous Magic Player
(common)
Sad Clown
(common)
Doodle
(common)
Red Rag
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
GMOPork
(token)



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: Nitpicker deals damage equal to it's power to target Insect creature. When that creature dies this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Nitpicker.
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