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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Legendary Land
{1}{r}{g}: All Foods and Delectables have "{1}: Gain 5 life" until end of turn
{5}{r}{g}: Create seven Foodevils, sacrifice them at end of turn
 U 
Creature – Merfolk Artificer
{x}{t}: Look at the top X cards of your library, you may reveal an artifact card from among them with converted mana cost X or less and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
1/2
 U 
Enchantment
Reveal Discount from your hand: Discount's abilities become active
Spells and abilities you control cost {2} less to cast and activate
 U 
Sorcery
Search your library for a card named Despair Abandon and put it onto the battlefield. Then, shuffle.
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
0.5/0.5
{2}{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Clone Soldier
common #401
0/1
 C 
Sorcery
Create a 2/2 blue Fish creature token with Swimming
 C 
Instant
Counter target blue spell or destroy target blue creature.
 C 
Artifact – Plant
{g}{g}{g}{t}: Sacrifice Pinecone, create two copies of Pinecone except they are tokens
 C 
Creature – Spider
Deathtouch, Infect
{b}{b}: Black Widow breeds with another creature, Black Widow destroy's that creature at the end of the turn, then create a PoisonVial token
2/1
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Bandage, Wait five seconds: Heal target creature, if you do, gain 15 life, activate this ability only if your life total is 75 or less
 C 
Artifact
What should {?} be payed with?
{t}: Quizzical Axe shocks any target, if that target is destroyed, see a therapist
 C 
Instant
Strive – {b}

Sacrifice a creature, target opponent loses 2 life, then you gain 2 life
 C 
Creature – Ouphe Internetian
Defender
Whenever Pixel Ouphe is dealt combat damage, you may put a +1/+1 counter on it (it must survive the damage for the counter to be placed on it)
0/5
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}: Tap target Cat

Hell's Kitchen (rare)
Codename: Diving (uncommon)
Discount (uncommon)
Whispering Winds (uncommon)
Midget (common)
401ster (common)
A Fishy Situation (common)
Illuminate the Heart (common)
Pinecone (common)
Black Widow (common)
Bandage (common)
Quizzical Axe (common)
Pupucaca (common)
Pixel Ouphe (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Yarn (token)