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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Eric Cartman, the Fractured but Whole
{4}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Demon Fatso
Scarred 4 (Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals 4 damage to all other creatures.)
Hungry 4 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put four +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.)
From the land of South Park many horrors arrive, but this, is certainly the darkest and most dreadful
2/6
Kicker's Box
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Kicker's Box and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Kicker's Box for at least one turn.)
Cards that have been stored on Kicker's Box have "Kicker {2}" and "When this object's effects resolves, if it was kicked, draw a card"
The Feeding
{2}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
All creatures lose Hungry
Yo-Yo
{1}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature
Equipped creature is a Yoyomaster in addition to it's other types and gains "{t}: Yo-Yo pings target creature, then return that creature to it's owners hand"
Illuminate the Mind
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target green permanent or counter target green spell.
Print
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a Book token
Imprint
{1}
 
 C 
Instant
Imprint
Bald Eagle
{1}{w}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Royal (Bald Eagle is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
Flying
3/3
Basic Bacon
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Basic Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Basic Bacon: Gain 100 life
NeverWet
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target thing becomes Hydrophobic until end of turn
At the beginning of your upkeep, gain $2500.00 for each YouTuber you control
Froggychums, Just Wanna Make Cards
{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Create a card, then put it into your hand
Must click buttons in certain order to produce satisfaction
Navy War
{3}{u}{u}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Choose one:
-All Vehicles you control gain Swimming, Fishing and Reach until end of turn
-Any number of target Vehicles you control, fight any number of target creatures you don't control
Strawberry Cheesecake
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Strawberry Cheesecake, gain 5 life, activate this ability only if you have lost more than $99.99 CAD this turn
Yes
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
Target spell resolves
Shitpost
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Post something on social media that could be considered "random" and "shitty", if you get a negative comment or dislike, you may discard a card
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Subscriber
 T 
Token Creature – Human Internetian
Like or Dislike? That is the question.
1/1

Eric Cartman, the Fractured but Whole (rare)
Kicker's Box (uncommon)
The Feeding (uncommon)
Yo-Yo (uncommon)
Illuminate the Mind (common)
Print // Imprint (common)
Bald Eagle (common)
Basic Bacon (common)
NeverWet (common)
Froggychums, Just Wanna Make Cards (common)
Navy War (common)
Strawberry Cheesecake (common)
Yes (common)
Shitpost (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Subscriber (token)