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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Root Prison
{1}{g}
 
 R 
Instant
Prevent all damage that would be dealt by creatures this turn.

Draw a card
Spidget Finner
{0}
 
 U 
Artifact
{t}: Spin Spidget Finner, if it spins more than 720 degrees and doesn't fall or touch any other cards, add one mana of any color for each dank meme you've read this turn
aplsos
{1}{c}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food
{t}: gain 2 life, then read a dank meme
danksos
Avatar of Orzhov
{3}{w/b}{w/b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Avatar
Trample
When Avatar of Orzhov enters the battlefield, target players life total becomes equal to half their starting life total.
5/5
You are a good person
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
You lose the game
Always putting other people ahead of yourself, you are loved
Shimmering Soul
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying
1/2
Hummingbyrd
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying, Super haste
1/1
Sunrise
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
It becomes Morning.
Volatile Hitmyran
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Hitmyran
{3}{r}: +2/+0 until end of turn
3/2
Spooky Scary Skeleton
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Skeleton
3/3
Louse
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
{2}, Sacrifice Louse: Draw a card
1/1
Jellyfish
{1}{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Jellyfish
{3}{r}, Remove Jellyfish from combat: Jellyfish deals 1 damage to any target.
Tap an untapped Plant you control, {t}: Create a Jellyfish Jam artifact Food token.
2/1
NERF Gun
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +4/+0 and Reach

When equipped creature deals lethal damage to a source, give it a timeout and 5 years of counselling
Rapid Rabbit
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit Beast
Super haste, Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Rapid Rabbit up to two inches.)
2/1
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Firearm
 T 
Token Artifact – Equipment
Equip legendary creature {4}
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and gains Reach and Menace

Root Prison (rare)
Spidget Finner (uncommon)
aplsos (uncommon)
Avatar of Orzhov (uncommon)
You are a good person (common)
Shimmering Soul (common)
Hummingbyrd (common)
Sunrise (common)
Volatile Hitmyran (common)
Spooky Scary Skeleton (common)
Louse (common)
Jellyfish (common)
NERF Gun (common)
Rapid Rabbit (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Firearm (token)