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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 M 
Legendary Creature – Camel Lord
{x}{g}, {t}: Put twice X +0/+1 counters on Cameron LeMac.
{2}{g}{g}: Other Camels you control get +X/+0 and gain Trample this turn, where X is Cameron LeMac's toughness.
Leader of the Sarahan Camel Cult (SCC)
2/4
 U 
Instant
Until end of turn, spells cost {?} more to cast, and whenever a player casts a spell they lose that much life.
As Davriel wandered through the ruins of an ancient hellish world, he saw the chattering head of a mad god spouting out a foretelling of upcoming anguish.
 U 
Enchantment
Players cannot play more than one land in a turn, even if another effect allows them to.
"If the Ancient Egyptians had done this, their land on the Nile would not have suffered from desertification"
- EpicHistorian420
{1}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Idiot
{g/b}: Create a PoisonVial token
2/3
 C 
Creature – Orc Warrior
Trample, Menace
2/3
 C 
Creature – Goblin Fatso
{g}, Sacrifice target Food you control: Gobbling Goblin gets +0/+3 until end of turn
1/1
 C 
Creature – Human
First Strike
2/3
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Red Apple, gain 2 life
{r}{r}{t}, tap two Red creatures you control, sacrifice Red Apple: Gain 4 life and create a red Plant token
Green Apple
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Green Apple, gain 2 life
{g}{g}{t}, tap two Green creatures you control:, sacrifice Green Apple: Gain 4 life, and create a green Plant token
Keg
{u}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Create a Beer token
Whenever a Drunk enters the battlefield, sacrifice Keg
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has base power and toughness 1/1 and gains Shroud.
When Purify Soul leaves the battlefield, create enchanted creature's Soulform (To create a creature's Soulform, create a token that is a copy of that creature except it's a white Spirit in addition to it's other colors and types.).
 C 
Instant
Destroy target land or creature
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target creature has Jump Boost 1 until end of turn
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target Food becomes black until end of turn, if that Food would become tapped for the remainder of the game, it's controller loses 1 life
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is green in addition to it's other colors
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
 T 
Token Creature – Human Soldier
{0}: Sacrifice Suicide Bomber, it shocks target creature or Structure
2/3

Cameron LeMac (mythic)
Whispers of Unintelligible Expenses (uncommon)
Restricted Exploitation (uncommon)
Pothead (uncommon)
Orc of Mykazoo (common)
Gobbling Goblin (common)
French Vanilla Guy (common)
Red Apple // Green Apple (common)
Keg (common)
Purify Soul (common)
Pinkhole (common)
Spring-in-the-step (common)
Charcoal (common)
Green Aura (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Suicide Bomber (token)