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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Whispering Winds
{s}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Search your library for a card named Despair Abandon and put it onto the battlefield. Then, shuffle.
 
Storage Wars
{5}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Enchantment
When Storage Wars enters the battlefield, create X Shipping Containers, where X is thrice the number of players
{r}{r}: Target player fights another player, if they win, they may discard a card, if they do, they draw a card
Shame
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
When Shame enters the battlefield, choose target creature and create it's Soulform (To create a creature's Soulform, create a token that is a copy of that creature except it's a white Spirit in addition to it's other colors and types.).
{5}: Destroy the chosen creature and all creatures that share a name with it. Any player may activate this ability any time they could cast a sorcery.
Rotagilla
{1}{u}{b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Rotagilla
Rotagilla is the Bane of Green things
3/3
A storm is coming to take my internet
{3}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Destroy all artifacts. Create those many 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens.
Shoe of Nigel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature has Landwalk
Haiku Page
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Say a haiku, if all players like it, you may Scry 3
Bull
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cow
Trample, Snorting ({g}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
2/2
Watermelon
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Watermelon: Add X mana of any combination of blue or green mana, where X is four minus the number of halfseconds it took you to activate this ability
Zombee
{b}{y}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie Insect
Flying
2/1
Web
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact
Web is White
As an additional cost to cast Web, tap an untapped Spider you control
Spider habitat
{2}{g}: Target Insect inhabits Web until end of turn. At the end of turn, flip a coin. If you win, destroy that creature and you gain 3 life
Fireckzian
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Horror
2/2
Turbulence
{1}{u/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Tap target Artifact Creature Vehicle with Flying
French Vanilla Guy
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
First Strike
2/3
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Book
 T 
Artifact
{t}: Read a page of a book, if you understand it, draw a card

Whispering Winds (uncommon, foil)
Storage Wars (rare)
Shame (uncommon)
Rotagilla (uncommon)
A storm is coming to take my internet (uncommon)
Shoe of Nigel (common)
Haiku Page (common)
Bull (common)
Watermelon (common)
Zombee (common)
Web (common)
Fireckzian (common)
Turbulence (common)
French Vanilla Guy (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Book (token)