[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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When Taryon Darrington enters the battlefield, create a legendary 4/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token with Indestructible and Trample named Doty.
![]() : Create a copy of target artifact. It gains Hexproof this turn.1/2
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Enchant white or blue creature
Enchanted creature gains " ![]() : Be quiet for 6 seconds, for each time you have a non-sexual thought, gain 2 life"Enchant red or black creature
Enchanted creature gains " ![]() : Be loud for 4 seconds, for each time you say something sexual, target player loses 4 life" |
![]() : Destroy a creature with less than four age counters on it |
Sacrifice a white creature you control, create X spam tokens where X is the sacrificed creatures converted mana cost
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Bonk: Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.)
1/1
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1/1
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, Tap two Rogues you control: Steal a card from an opponent's hand |
: Add or and gain 2 life
Whenever Alphabet Soup becomes tapped, choose a letter At the end of each turn, if you control a permanent with all the chosen letters in it's name, draw seven cards and gain 7 life. If not, sacrifice Alphabet Soup, discard seven cards and lose 7 life |
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Flying, Lifelink
2/2
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: Sacrifice Strawberry Cheesecake, gain 5 life, activate this ability only if you have lost more than $99.99 CAD this turn |
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Create a Book token
Imprint
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Create a 1/1 LmaoAlien token with Hexproof
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: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
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: Sacrifice Beer, gain 2 life |
Taryon Darrington
(mythic)
Jediism // Sithism
(uncommon)
Oldfashionedism
(uncommon)
First World Problem
(uncommon)
Funny Dirb
(common)
Gulltist
(common)
Thievery
(common)
Alphabet Soup
(common)
Energy Engine
(common)
common 500 again i guess hecc
(common)
Love Dove
(common)
Strawberry Cheesecake
(common)
Print // Imprint
(common)
Lmao
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Beer
(token)


: Create a copy of target artifact. It gains Hexproof this turn.




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