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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
One Punch Man
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Anime-Protagonist Swaglord
(One Punch Man transforms from Aang the Last Airbender (The Avatar))
{t}: One Punch Man deals damage equal to it's power to target attacking creature and you gain that much life.
Whenever One Punch Man has nine or more Age counters on it, transform it.
(One Punch Man transforms into Mr. Clean)
∞/20
Pickaxe
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {e}
{t}: Destroy target Block.
AK-47
{3}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {3}
Equipped creature has +3/+0, First Strike, and Reach
Mangaroo
{3}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Anime-Protagonist Kangaroo
Jump Boost 7, Storage 3
When Mangaroo enters the battlefield, create two Book tokens.
3/3
Special K
KA
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
K may be payed with {1}, then copying a spell or ability

{t}: Sacrifice Special K, eat a bowl of Special K, if you do, gain 6 life, then draw two cards
Goggles of Vision
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature's abilities may not be countered or prevented
Wingman
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird Angel Rogue
{w}{w}{t}: Breed two other target creatures you control, then gain 4 life if they share a color or subtype, Wingman gains Flying, then exile it at the end step, activate this ability only once per game
I need to earn my wings!!!
2/1
Derp
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
1/1
Booster Shot
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn
Boost
{u/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Open a booster pack, you may put a card from among it into your hand, then shuffle the dirty remains
Jinjurrbred Man
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Human
Haste
{r}{t}: Jinjurrbred Man breeds with another card named Jinjurrbred Man
2/1
Slithering Ekam
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Snake
3/3
Ancient Vil
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Vil
Ancient Vil is Historic
Ancient Vil enters the battlefield with 999999999999999 Age counters on it
In the olden days (b4 big bang) there were Vils who were the first evil creatures, they became Evils when the idea for the internet became possible, right when the big bang wiped out their species
1/1
Spooky Scary Skeleton
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Skeleton
3/3
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Gift
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Gift: Choose one:
– Gain 5 life
– Draw a card
– Untap target permanent

One Punch Man (rare)
Pickaxe (uncommon)
AK-47 (uncommon)
Mangaroo (uncommon)
Special K (common)
Goggles of Vision (common)
Wingman (common)
Derp (common)
Booster Shot (common)
Boost (common)
Jinjurrbred Man (common)
Slithering Ekam (common)
Ancient Vil (common)
Spooky Scary Skeleton (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Gift (token)