[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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9/9
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Whenever Skeentith Thrill Seeker is dealt lethal damage but doesn't die, it becomes the Bane of Parents until end of turn
3/1
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School enters the battlefield tapped and does not untap until you control three or more Teacher creatures
: Add ![]() to spend only on Students2KEWL4SKEWL
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Rotagilla is the Bane of Green things
3/3
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You become a 1/1 blue Eye creature token with Flying, Curiosity (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.) and Protection from Everything until end of turn.
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Quill is White
When Quill enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 1 damage to a Bird you control, if you don't, exile it ![]() , Tap an untapped blue Human you control with converted mana cost 6 or greater: Create one two-hundredth of a Book token |
Suffixed permanent is a white Food in addition to it's other colors and types. It has "
, Sacrifice this permanent: You gain 1 life, you gain 2 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn" |
Cast Tax only when a player casts a spell or activates an ability that target's you or a permanent you control
Target player gives you $X.00 CAD where X is the spell or ability's converted mana cost |
: Sacrifice Cheesecake, gain 1 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $49.99 CAD in the last fifteen seconds |
![]() : +2/+0 until end of turn3/2
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: Add or and gain 2 life
Whenever Alphabet Soup becomes tapped, choose a letter At the end of each turn, if you control a permanent with all the chosen letters in it's name, draw seven cards and gain 7 life. If not, sacrifice Alphabet Soup, discard seven cards and lose 7 life |
Destroy target Cat. You gain 3 life
Eat Cat costs less to cast if you are Asian and consent to this stereotype |
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Open a booster pack, you may put a card from among it into your hand, then shuffle the dirty remains
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Deathtouch
I am unsatisfied with my lifespan, so I will use my tools to increase it.
2/2
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: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
2/2
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Brevver's Hassif
(rare)
Skeentith Thrill Seeker
(uncommon)
School
(uncommon)
Rotagilla
(uncommon)
I, Eye
(common)
Quill
(common)
A La Mode
(common)
Tax
(common)
Cheesecake
(common)
Volatile Hitmyran
(common)
Alphabet Soup
(common)
Eat Cat
(common)
Boost
(common)
Amoral Aetherborn
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
Fish
(token)


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