[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
: Create three 1/1 green Lizard Wizard creature tokens
Tap another untapped Lizard Wizard you control: You may cast a spell from your hand for free 7/7
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Exile target permanent with less than six age counters on it
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Put target Equipment you control from outside of the game into your hand. Until end of turn, you may cast that card for free
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Haste, Vigilance
Battalion – Whenever Batta Lion and at least two other creatures attack, create X copies of Batta Lion except they are tokens, where X is the number of creatures attacking The Lions of the Batta Plains are the smartest and strongest of them all
3/3
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Pay
where X is 159 minus your IQ: Scry 100 then draw a card
Spells or abilities that would make you pay money are countered Spells or abilities that would make you eat, make you eat Ramen or Kraft Dinner instead 1/1
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Haste
![]() : Jinjurrbred Man breeds with another card named Jinjurrbred Man2/1
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Destroy target creature. If a white creature is destroyed this way, you gain 3 life.
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Flying
![]() : Breed two Humans, then gain 1 life0/1
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Flying
Passenger 1 (Whenever Flying Carpet attacks and isn't blocked, you may place up to one blocked creatures you control on it UEOT. Flying Carpet gets +X/+0 where X is the total power of cards placed on it.) 1/2
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Deal 3 damage to target flying creature.
Cycling ( , Discard this card: Draw a card.) |
Pray, if you feel happy, gain 2 life
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![]() : Put a +1/+1 counter on Compleated BaboonWhy? A cruel joke?
... Oh. That's worse. 2/2
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When Pile of Trash enters the battlefield, create two colorless Junk tokens.
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Target creature is Sharp until end of turn
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As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life |
![]() : You may cast a spell from your hand with "Roar" in it's name for free |
Rustin Reiber, Ruler of Runic Reptiles
(mythic)
Victorian Strike!
(uncommon)
Hammerspace
(uncommon)
Batta Lion
(uncommon)
Broke College Student
(common)
Jinjurrbred Man
(common)
Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly)
(common)
Dove
(common)
Flying Carpet
(common)
Root Shot
(common)
Prayer
(common)
Compleated Baboon
(common)
Pile of Trash
(common)
Sharp
(common)
Bay Sick
(basic)
Tiger's Eye
(token)


: Create three 1/1 green Lizard Wizard creature tokens



where X is 159 minus your IQ: Scry 100 then draw a card
