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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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{2}{g}
 
 R 
Sorcery
Kicker – {1}{g}
Create four 1/1 green Elk creature tokens. Then, if # was kicked, you gain 1 life for each creature you control.
"Power in numbers! The wolves cannot eat us all!"
– Elks, before being eaten (all)
Jediism
{1}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant white or blue creature

Enchanted creature gains "{w}{u}: Be quiet for 6 seconds, for each time you have a non-sexual thought, gain 2 life"
Sithism
{1}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant red or black creature

Enchanted creature gains "{r}{b}: Be loud for 4 seconds, for each time you say something sexual, target player loses 4 life"
Futurama
{5}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Instant – TVShow
Reenact the entire plot of Futurama
Gag Reflex
{1}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature becomes the target of a black or green spell or ability, if it would die, return it to it's owners hand instead and create a Barf token
Smurfberry
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Smurfberry, target Smurf has +1/+1 and Hexproof until end of turn
The most plentiful fruit in Smurfield, Smurfton
Luminous Aetherborn
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
When Luminous Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life.
I am here to be honored and to protect in return, I am a gift from the Aether above us.
2/2
Smoke
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a white and black Cigarette artifact token
Fluke Diva
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Devil Imp Demon
When Fluke Diva enters the battlefield flip a coin. If you win, Fluke Diva gets +2/+2 and gains Haste until end of turn. Otherwise, Fluke Diva shocks you.
1/1
Bear Feet
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature cannot attack or block as long as Lands are in play
Gtazer
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Gtaz
{t}: Gtazer pings any target, if target is creature, it cant block this turn
1/1
3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION!
 
 C 
Legendary Instant
Create a cake token
After missing 200, and 300, I've decided its time for cake!
Pocket
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip equipment
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Pocket for at least one turn.) for things with art smaller than a breadbox.
{2}{pu}, Drop Pocket from a height equal to your waist-level give or take two centimeters: Store as many permanents it touches on it as you can.
Griefing
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Put a Destruction counter on target Structure you don't control
Clown Clone
{w}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Clown Clone
2/2
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Subscriber
 T 
Token Creature – Human Internetian
Like or Dislike? That is the question.
1/1

# (rare)
Jediism // Sithism (uncommon)
Futurama (uncommon)
Gag Reflex (uncommon)
Smurfberry (common)
Luminous Aetherborn (common)
Smoke (common)
Fluke Diva (common)
Bear Feet (common)
Gtazer (common)
3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION! (common)
Pocket (common)
Griefing (common)
Clown Clone (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Subscriber (token)