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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Secret Tunnels
 
 R 
Land
{t}: Add {c}
{1}{x}, {t}: Untap target Rogue you control. It gets +X/+0 and cannot be blocked this turn unless defending player pays {x}. Activate this ability only during combat.
Riot Shield
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has "{2}: Prevent all damage target rioting creature would do this turn"
Funniest Shit I've Ever Seen
{4}{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Target creature becomes a 0/1 green Pickle and it loses all it's abilities.
Suna
{w}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human
1/1
Lana
{w}{g}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human
1/1
Munkii
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Ape
WTF
2/3
Boon of the Clerical
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
If you start with Boon of the Clerical in your opening hand, you may exile it. Your starting life total becomes equal to your starting life total plus 10.
You gain 5 life.
Minitaur
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Minotaur Child
1/1
Gift of Growth
{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Growth enters the battlefield, draw a card
Enchanted creature gains Trample.
Sunrise
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
It becomes Morning.
Print
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a Book token
Imprint
{1}
 
 C 
Instant
Imprint
Junkrat
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat
You may pay an additional {4} when you cast this spell, if you do, it gains Deathtouch.
When Junkrat enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target creature. If that creature dies this way, search your library for a Junk and put it on top of your library.
2/1
Gtazer
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Gtaz
{t}: Gtazer pings any target, if target is creature, it cant block this turn
1/1
Jace, The Puppy Who Was Hit Too Much
{u}
 
 C 
Legendary Planeswalker – Jace
0: Put a Loyalty counter on Jace
-999: Destroy Jace. Then, draw a card for each person you have hurt in your lifetime.
1
Card123
{1}{2}{3}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Card123: You gain 123 life
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
GMOPork
 T 
Artifact – "Fude"
{t}: Sacrifice GMOPork, smell a dog fart, and eat wet hair

Secret Tunnels (rare)
Riot Shield (uncommon)
Funniest Shit I've Ever Seen (uncommon)
Suna // Lana (uncommon)
Munkii (common)
Boon of the Clerical (common)
Minitaur (common)
Gift of Growth (common)
Sunrise (common)
Print // Imprint (common)
Junkrat (common)
Gtazer (common)
Jace, The Puppy Who Was Hit Too Much (common)
Card123 (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
GMOPork (token)