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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 M 
Legendary Creature – Avatar
Haste, Trample, Lifelink
Whenever Avatar of Coin enters the battlefield or attacks, target player loses 10 life and another target player gains 10 life.
{w}: Return Avatar of Coin to it's owners hand
{b}: Undying this turn.
{w/b}: Avatar of Coin deals 1 damage to any target and you gain 1 life.
7/7
 U 
Sorcery
Sacrifice an Orc you control, another target Orc gains Indestructible until end of turn
 U 
Sorcery
Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom in a random order.
If that creature is a Hound it enters the battlefield with two additional +1/+1 counters.
 U 
Legendary Creature – Germ
The First Creation enters the battlefield with -X Age counters on it.
Protection from things with more Age counters and all players.
{2}: Exile The First Creation and create two Carbon Copies of it (Carbon Copies have the same auras, equipments, counters, levels, etc).
0/2
 C 
Artifact – Award
Cast You Tried! only after another target player casts a spell that does not resolve

Awarded player may draw a card, if they admit failure
 C 
Instant
Carpetburn deals 2 damage to target player. If you control Flying Carpet, Carpetburn deals 4 damage to that player instead.
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Destroy target non-Insect, non-Plant, non-Spider permanent
KA
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
K may be payed with {1}, then copying a spell or ability

{t}: Sacrifice Special K, eat a bowl of Special K, if you do, gain 6 life, then draw two cards
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Boar {1}
Equipped Boar has "{t}: Add one mana of any color"
 C 
Sorcery
Target creature becomes a Human in addition to it's other types.
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
pukes
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has base power and toughness 1/1 and gains Shroud.
When Purify Soul leaves the battlefield, create enchanted creature's Soulform (To create a creature's Soulform, create a token that is a copy of that creature except it's a white Spirit in addition to it's other colors and types.).
 C 
Sorcery – Omen
(Omens can only be cast after an opponent plays a legendary creature. That creature becomes the Antichrist for the remainder of the game)
Speculate 3
Until end of turn, whenever a card would instruct a player to Trade, instead each of their opponents creates a 2/2 black Evil creature token with First Strike.
 C 
Creature – Rabbit
Jump Boost 5 ({e}: Move Bunny Wabbit up to five inches.)
1/1
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
 T 
Token Creature – Human Astronaut
Planeswalk
2/2

Avatar of Coin (mythic)
Hurdur's Amusement (uncommon)
Dog Whistle (uncommon)
The First Creation (uncommon)
You Tried! (common)
Carpetburn (common)
Wormhole (common)
Special K (common)
Boar Ring (common)
Humanize (common)
Kale (common)
Purify Soul (common)
Bad Omen (common)
Bunny Wabbit (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Astronaut (token)