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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Baconan
{1}{r}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Boar Barbarian
Haste, Trample, First Strike
3/1
Abortion
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Target player discards a Child card from their hand
Pickle Rick
{3}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Anthropomorphist
im cancer
4/4
Spleefality
{5}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
{1}: Destroys target Block. Then, Spleefality deals 1 damage to that permanent's controller. Any player may activate this ability.
Gerbil
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat
1/1
Drop of Pee
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Smurfberry
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Smurfberry, target Smurf has +1/+1 and Hexproof until end of turn
The most plentiful fruit in Smurfield, Smurfton
Slobbermutt
{2}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound Idiot
Trample
{u}: Tap target creature, it becomes blue until end of turn
2/2
Volatile Hitmyran
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Hitmyran
{3}{r}: +2/+0 until end of turn
3/2
Bunnyrat
{b/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit Rat
Flash
A deck can have any number of cards named Bunnyrat
When Bunnyrat enters the battlefield, Ripple 100 (When you cast this spell, you may reveal the top one hundred cards of your library. You may cast any revealed cards with the same name as this spell without paying their mana costs. Put the rest on the bottom of your library.)
Bunnyrat's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures that share a name with it you control.
they breed like... oh fuck.
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The MRS
{x}
 
 C 
Legendary Basic Running Gag Cardset – God Being of Ultimate Power
X is equal to the number of cards in this cardset
When The MRS enters the battlefield, for the remainder of the universe, players who make cards lose 2 life.
X/X
Notak
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Notak
Deathlink (Damage dealt by Notak causes it's controller to lose that much life)
1/1
You Tried!
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Award
Cast You Tried! only after another target player casts a spell that does not resolve

Awarded player may draw a card, if they admit failure
Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises
{9}{b}{b}{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Teenager Mutant Ninja Turtle Pirateson
Haste, Menace, Trample, Deathtouch, Vigilance
When Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enters the battlefield create three tokens that are copies of it
2.13/2.13
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
PoisonVial
 T 
Artifact
{t}: Sacrifice PoisonVial, choose one:
-Target player loses 2 life
-Put a poison counter on target player

Baconan (rare)
Abortion (uncommon)
Pickle Rick (uncommon)
Spleefality (uncommon)
Gerbil (common)
Drop of Pee (common)
Smurfberry (common)
Slobbermutt (common)
Volatile Hitmyran (common)
Bunnyrat (common)
The MRS (common)
Notak (common)
You Tried! (common)
Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
PoisonVial (token)