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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Color Pie Infringement
{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Tap target creature, it does not untap for the remainder of the game
your going away for a long time
 
Gladly in Gold
{3}{u}{u}
 
 R 
Sorcery
Draw a card for each Gold permanent you control
Codename: Cricket
{2}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Insect
Jump Boost
{5}{r}{t}: Take control of target creature until end of turn
3/3
Once in a Blue Moon
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
When you cast Once in a Blue Moon, if there are exactly three copies of it in your graveyard, you win the game.
Aquaphobia
{3}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a blue spell or ability, sacrifice it"
Stuffy Nose
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has Snorting
Mockingbyrd
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird Troll
Flying
{t}: Insult target opponent, if they look unhappy, Mockingbyrd shocks em
2/1
Fight Reflex
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target opposed creature you control pings each creature opposing it
Flight Reflex
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Remove target opposed creature you control from combat
Luminous Aetherborn
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
When Luminous Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life.
I am here to be honored and to protect in return, I am a gift from the Aether above us.
2/2
Swiss Cheese
{x}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Swiss Cheese enters the battlefield with X Hole counters on it
Rats you control get +1/+1 for each Hole counter on Swiss Cheese
{t}: Sacrifice Swiss Cheese, gain 4 life minus the number of Hole counters on Swiss Cheese
Whenever there are more than 3 Age counters on Swiss Cheese, sacrifice it
Spoon (The Utility)
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{c}{c}{t}: Draw a card, and then eat a spoonful of anything an opponent gives you in the next thirty seconds, if you're spoon is empty, or you don't swallow, discard a card
Ender Pearl
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
Sacrifice Ender Pearl: Move target creature to another position on the battlefield and shock it
Goodies
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Goodies: gain 2 life, instead gain 3 life if you have eaten sugar this turn
Jalapeno
{r/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Choose one:
-Target player eats a Jalapeno
-Jalapeno shocks target tapped creature
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Trinket
 T 
Legendary Token Creature – Bear
Trample, Indestructible
4/3

Color Pie Infringement (uncommon, foil)
Gladly in Gold (rare)
Codename: Cricket (uncommon)
Once in a Blue Moon (uncommon)
Aquaphobia (uncommon)
Stuffy Nose (common)
Mockingbyrd (common)
Fight Reflex // Flight Reflex (common)
Luminous Aetherborn (common)
Swiss Cheese (common)
Spoon (The Utility) (common)
Ender Pearl (common)
Goodies (common)
Jalapeno (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Trinket (token)