[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Mr Clean    R  Legendary Creature – Human Cleric Artificer (Mr Clean transforms from One Punch Man) : Exile all nonwhite nonblue creatures, Mr Clean gets +X/+X and cannot be blocked until end of turn, where X is the combined CMCs of the exiled creatures Whenever Mr Clean has 12 or more age counters on it, sacrifice it and gain 20 life 2/2	Elidocorc    U  Legendary Creature – Elidocorc Elidocorc is the bane of Crocodiles and Alligators 3/3	Yedi    U  Creature – Yeti Jedi Flash When Yedi enters the battlefield exile target creature. Until end of turn, spells you cast cost less to cast where X is the exiled creatures converted mana cost. 2/2	Cinammon Challenge    U  Instant – Challenge Target player does The Cinammon Challenge (they fill a tablespoon with Cinammon, and swallow it)
First Guy    C  Creature – Human Internetian Haste 1/1	Drop of Pee    C  Artifact – Junk	Buzz Lightyear    C  Legendary Artifact Creature – Demon Robot Toy Flying 2/3	Zombee    C  Creature – Zombie Insect Flying 2/1
Froggychums, Just Wanna Make Cards    C  Instant – Urge Create a card, then put it into your hand Must click buttons in certain order to produce satisfaction	Ender Pearl    C  Artifact Sacrifice Ender Pearl: Move target creature to another position on the battlefield and shock it	Flooper's Pig    C  Creature – Boar Floop: Add 1/1	Cancerous Magic Player    C  Creature – Human Child When Cancerous Magic Player enters the battlefield, choose one: – For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Rabiah block. – For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Mercadia block. – Crease target card an opponent owns. – Unsleeve all cards in target opponent's deck – The next blue spell you cast this turn costs instead 1/1
Computer    C  Artifact – Technology : Google (Search something on https://www.google.com). If you do, draw a card.	Hellhound    C  Creature – Demon Hound Haste 2/2	Bay Sick    B  Basic Instant As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life	Calamari  T  Artifact – Delectable , Sacrifice Calamari: Gain 3 life

Mr Clean (rare)
Elidocorc (uncommon)
Yedi (uncommon)
Cinammon Challenge (uncommon)
First Guy (common)
Drop of Pee (common)
Buzz Lightyear (common)
Zombee (common)
Froggychums, Just Wanna Make Cards (common)
Ender Pearl (common)
Flooper's Pig (common)
Cancerous Magic Player (common)
Computer (common)
Hellhound (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Calamari (token)