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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Legendary Creature – Cyborg Soldier Lord
General Grievous gets +2/+1 for each Equipment attached to it.
Whenever General Grievous attacks, other attacking Robots you control get +1/+0 and gain Reach this turn.
4/2
 U 
Artifact Creature – Myr Clone
{t}: Remove {1} from your mana pool, Mirror Myr becomes a copy of any target creature until end of turn
1/1
 U 
Artifact
{1}{u}: Target Frog gets +1/+2 and gains Flying this turn.
 U 
Creature – Fish Horror
Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.)
Cards in hidden zones cannot be revealed.
Whenever Deep-Sea Horror deals combat damage to a player, they mill four cards.
2/2
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Ape
WTF
2/3
 C 
Instant
Tap target Artifact Creature Vehicle with Flying
 C 
Creature – Braniac Citizen
3/3
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equip to Human creature
Equipped creature has +7/+0
 C 
Creature – Human Child
When Cancerous Magic Player enters the battlefield, choose one:
– For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Rabiah block.
– For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Mercadia block.
– Crease target card an opponent owns.
– Unsleeve all cards in target opponent's deck
– The next blue spell you cast this turn costs {0} instead
1/1
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Habitat, Rental (You may put this card from your onto the battlefield. If you do, put X Rent counters on it, where X is it's converted mana cost.
When this permanent leaves the battlefield, if it has any Rent counters on it, you lose the game.
{2}: Remove a Rent counter from this permanent.)
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, they may give you $200.00 CAD for each creature inhabiting this structure. If they don't, they lose the game.
 C 
Creature – Human
When RnM Fanboi enters the battlefield it becomes your choice of a Genius or an Idiot for the remainder of the game
Infect
RnM Fanboi may not lose or gain types while it is in play, if RnM Fanboi leaves play, remove RnM Fanboi from play, RnM Fanboi may not return to play for the remainder of the game
2/1
 C 
Artifact
When Water Bottle of Fliptude enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you put a water bottle on top of it

{1}{t}: Flip the water bottle on Water Bottle of Fliptude, if you succeed, you may tap or untap target permanent
 C 
Artifact – Junk
 C 
Creature – Beast
X is equal to your current turn minus one
Kerv Beest's power and toughness are both equal to your current turn.
*/*
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
 T 
Creature – Idiot
hurr durr
1/1

General Grievous (rare)
Mirror Myr (uncommon)
Amphibian's Pad (uncommon)
Deep-Sea Horror (uncommon)
Munkii (common)
Turbulence (common)
Iacian Brainiac (common)
Diamond Sword (common)
Cancerous Magic Player (common)
Apartment Complex (common)
RnM Fanboi (common)
Water Bottle of Fliptude (common)
Drop of Pee (common)
Kerv Beest (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Idiot (token)