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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Goldem
{5}
 
 R 
Artifact Creature – Gold Golem
Goldem is Gold
Whenever Goldem attacks or blocks create two Gold tokens
5/5
Funny Knee
{1}{w}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Whenever a player Laughs, draw a card.
During an autopsy, you can tell if a subject lived a happy life by examining for self-inflicted scars on their knees.
Sonic Fastboi
{3}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Anime-Protagonist Plant Boar
Sonic Fastboi is Blue.
Jump Boost 4 ({e}: Move Sonic Fastboi up to four inches.), flash, super haste
3/2
Ken Toe
{w}{g}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human Mutant
Landwalk
Blocks are the Bane of Ken Toe
3/2
Restless Soul
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Haste, Flying
2/1
Leperboi
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Leper
{t}: Sacrifice any amount of Leperboi, discard a card for each square centimeter sacrificed this way
1/1
Pinkhole
{r/w}{r/w}{r/w}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target land or creature
Sharp
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is Sharp until end of turn
Doze
{u/r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Tap target creature and create an Idea token
Make
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Make something
Deodorant
{2}
 
 C 
Smelly Artifact
{u}{A}{t}: Destroy target Stench card
Flavorful
A
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Gain 1 life for each word in target permanent's flavor text
Goodies
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Goodies: gain 2 life, instead gain 3 life if you have eaten sugar this turn
Illuminate the Soul
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target black permanent or counter target black spell.
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Jellyfish Jam
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Jellyfish Jam: Heal target creature. If a Plant creature is healed this way, you gain 3 life.

Goldem (rare)
Funny Knee (uncommon)
Sonic Fastboi (uncommon)
Ken Toe (uncommon)
Restless Soul (common)
Leperboi (common)
Pinkhole (common)
Sharp (common)
Doze (common)
Make (common)
Deodorant (common)
Flavorful (common)
Goodies (common)
Illuminate the Soul (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Jellyfish Jam (token)