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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Sword with Daddy Issues
{1}{b}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Unequip {4}
Equipped creature has +2/+0 and First Strike
 
Grain Oats
 
 R 
Artifact – Food
As an additional cost to cast Grain Oats, pay half of a {g}, this cost may not be countered or prevented

Pay half of a {g}: Gain 1 life, whenever you have gained 2 or more life this way, draw a card, whenever you have drawn two or more cards this way, target creature gets +X/+X where X is the amount of green mana spent to cast Grain Oats's abiltiies. Whenever target creature gains more than +4/+4 this way, transform Grain Oats
Froot Loopz
 
 R 
Artifact – "Fude"
{A}: Gain 7 life
{A}{A}: Gain 16 life, activate this ability only if you have more than 101 life
Hungry Hungry Hippo
{3}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Hippo
Hungry 5 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put five +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.)
{1}{b/g}: Hungry Hungry Hippo gains landwalk this turn.
The best card in Perdonia and Templecrash.
5/5
Night of the EMBKs
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
You gain 2 life and target opponent loses 2 life. Create a 2/2 black Knight creature token.
Megaphone
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip lib {0}
Equipped lib has "{t}: Tap target creature without a victim counter on it."
Vindictive Hitmyran
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Hitmyran
{1}{b}: +1/+1 until end of turn
2/3
Bubble
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
Flying
{1}: Destroy Bubble, any player may activate this ability
Gerbil
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat
1/1
Slobbermutt
{2}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound Idiot
Trample
{u}: Tap target creature, it becomes blue until end of turn
2/2
Egg Yolk
{y}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
Tap a yellow creature you control, Sacrifice Egg Yolk: Gain half of a life
Redneck
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
Haste, Trample
1/1
Asterisk
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Asterisk only when opponent swears
Choose one:
-Physically harm opponent
-Draw a card
Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly)
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature. If a white creature is destroyed this way, you gain 3 life.
Loyal Sycophant
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
When Loyal Sycophant enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each creature you control with converted mana cost 1 or lses
1/1
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Electron
 T 
Token Artifact
Sacrifice Electron: Add {c}

Sword with Daddy Issues (common, foil)
Grain Oats (rare)
Hungry Hungry Hippo (uncommon)
Night of the EMBKs (uncommon)
Megaphone (uncommon)
Vindictive Hitmyran (common)
Bubble (common)
Gerbil (common)
Slobbermutt (common)
Egg Yolk (common)
Redneck (common)
Asterisk (common)
Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly) (common)
Loyal Sycophant (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Electron (token)