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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Alphabet Soup
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Add {r} or {g} and gain 2 life
Whenever Alphabet Soup becomes tapped, choose a letter
At the end of each turn, if you control a permanent with all the chosen letters in it's name, draw seven cards and gain 7 life. If not, sacrifice Alphabet Soup, discard seven cards and lose 7 life
 
Critical Hypocrisy
{5}{w}{b}
 
 M 
Enchantment
Whenever a player is hypocritical, put a Critical counter on Critical Hypocrisy

{t}: Remove five Critical counters from Critical Hypocrisy, sacrifice Critical Hypocrisy, target player who has been hypocritical this game is Rekt, and you gain 5 life
The Impossible Quiz
{5}{c}{c}
 
 U 
Enchantment Artifact
Whenever a noncreature token enters the battlefield under your control, create twice as many extra copies of it, then you may draw a card
Etanod
{1}{u}{u}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Etanod
Whenever you give money, win those many games
3/3
Joker
{b}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Clown Villain
Haste, Scarred 6 (Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals 6 damage to all other creatures.)
4/1
4K doesnt make a bad thing good
 
 C 
 
Accept that graphics aren't the only factor to whether something is quality
Domodomino
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Domo
When Domodomino dies destroy each other Domo
99/99
Self Harm
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever you lose life, draw a card
Bug Spray
{1}{u/g}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice one third of Bug Spray: Target creature gains Protection from Insects until end of turn
Boned Fish
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/2
Human Sacrifice
{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast this spell, tap an untapped Volcano you control and sacrifice a Human
Target God gets +2/+2 and can't attack until end of turn
Vegetal Bepis
{u}{b}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food Unspeakable
Cast Vegetal Bepis only if you are going to kill yourself after it is sacrificed

Pay two of the following: {u}, {b}, or {g}: Sacrifice Vegetal Bepis, gain 2 life, lose the game, then kill yourself
Bull's Eye
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is the target of all spells and abilities
New York Cheesecake
{5}{y}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice New York Cheesecake, gain 16 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $249.99 CAD this game
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Spam
 T 
Token Creature – Spam
{t}: Sacrifice Spam, gain 1 life

Alphabet Soup (common, foil)
Critical Hypocrisy (mythic)
The Impossible Quiz (uncommon)
Etanod (uncommon)
Joker (uncommon)
4K doesnt make a bad thing good (common)
Domodomino (common)
Self Harm (common)
Bug Spray (common)
Boned Fish (common)
Human Sacrifice (common)
Vegetal Bepis (common)
Bull's Eye (common)
New York Cheesecake (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Spam (token)