[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card.
He mad
7/6
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Rat and Hound Habitat
Creatures inhabiting Junkyard gain Deathtouch. Whenever an artifact would be put into the graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead. ![]() : Return an artifact card exiled by Junkyard to your hand. |
Target player discards a Child card from their hand
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You may cast instant and sorcery spells with converted mana cost 1 or less as though they had a converted mana cost of 0. Whenever you do, you may gain 1 life.
1/3
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At the beginning of each player's upkeep, they may ask an opponent a would you rather question, if the opponent answers honestly, does not laugh, or show discomfort, they may both draw a card
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Unattractive
: Self Deprecator puts a -1/-1 counter on itself, you may discard a card2/3
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Enchant creature with converted mana cost 3 or less
You control enchanted creature |
Show your friend a Dank Meme, if they laugh, they lose the game
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Enchant Child
Enchanted Child has flying I BELIEVE I CAN FLY, I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY
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Haste
: Target creature becomes a Tag until it makes another creature a Tag2/1
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Last-Strike
Child Soldier cannot attack or block alone 2/1
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: Untap target Spider : Untap target Insect |
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Equip
Equipped creature has +4/-2 and is black |
Enchant Female
Enchanted Female gets +0/+2 and is a Thot in addition to her other types |
: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
0/1
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Stomposaurus
(common, foil)
Junkyard
(rare)
Abortion
(uncommon)
Cantrip Master
(uncommon)
Preferability
(uncommon)
Self Deprecator
(common)
Hoodwink
(common)
Dank memes
(common)
Belief in Flight
(common)
Tagger
(common)
Child Soldier
(common)
Cobweb // Filthshroom
(common)
Prison Shiv
(common)
Thicc
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
Joey
(token)





: Self Deprecator puts a -1/-1 counter on itself, you may discard a card