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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 U 
Creature – Human Astronaut
{t}: Target plane becomes a different target plane until end of turn
Explorer of the Dairy-Lane Galaxy
4/2
 
 R 
Enchantment
Creatures get +X/+X where X is the number of creatures combined with them
{1}: Combine target creature with another target creature, any player may activate this ability
 U 
Instant
Horsepower shocks any target for each Horse you control
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature has +2/+2 and has Jump Boost 2
If enchanted creature would go to the graveyard from play, sacrifice Megashroom, then return enchanted creature to the battlefield
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has "{2}: Prevent all damage target rioting creature would do this turn"
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is red in addition to it's other types
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip equipment
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Pocket for at least one turn.) for things with art smaller than a breadbox.
{2}{pu}, Drop Pocket from a height equal to your waist-level give or take two centimeters: Store as many permanents it touches on it as you can.
{u}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Internetian Child
Pay {u}, {r}, or {g}: Teamer combines with another Internetian or Child until end of turn
Teamer gets +1/+1 for each creature it is combined with
bruh team bruh pls
1/1
 C 
Creature – Lizard
neat! snaps camera
1/1
 C 
Instant
Counter target blue spell or destroy target blue creature.
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat
You may pay an additional {4} when you cast this spell, if you do, it gains Deathtouch.
When Junkrat enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target creature. If that creature dies this way, search your library for a Junk and put it on top of your library.
2/1
{x}
 
 C 
Legendary Basic Running Gag Cardset – God Being of Ultimate Power
X is equal to the number of cards in this cardset
When The MRS enters the battlefield, for the remainder of the universe, players who make cards lose 2 life.
X/X
 C 
Artifact – Food
Swiss Cheese enters the battlefield with X Hole counters on it
Rats you control get +1/+1 for each Hole counter on Swiss Cheese
{t}: Sacrifice Swiss Cheese, gain 4 life minus the number of Hole counters on Swiss Cheese
Whenever there are more than 3 Age counters on Swiss Cheese, sacrifice it
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a 1/1 LmaoAlien token with Hexproof
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
 T 
Token Creature – Human Soldier
{0}: Sacrifice Suicide Bomber, it shocks target creature or Structure
2/3

Neil Armstrong (uncommon, foil)
Combinosis (rare)
Horsepower (uncommon)
Megashroom (uncommon)
Riot Shield (uncommon)
Red Aura (common)
Pocket (common)
Teamer (common)
Neat Newt (common)
Illuminate the Heart (common)
Junkrat (common)
The MRS (common)
Swiss Cheese (common)
Lmao (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Suicide Bomber (token)