[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
: Add ![]() and give Black Market's controller $5.00 CAD, only opponents may activate this ability |
, Sacrifice Dreadfish: Target player discards their hand and you lose 5 life.Ingesting it brings fear
1/1
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Until end of turn, spells cost
more to cast, and whenever a player casts a spell they lose that much life.As Davriel wandered through the ruins of an ancient hellish world, he saw the chattering head of a mad god spouting out a foretelling of upcoming anguish.
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When Meleeism enters the battlefield all creatures lose Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, and Spaceflight
Creatures cannot gain Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, and Spaceflight All creatures have +1/+0 |
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Post something on social media that could be considered "random" and "shitty", if you get a negative comment or dislike, you may discard a card
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Trample
: Tap target creature, it becomes blue until end of turn2/2
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: Tap another Domino |
Backwoodsman gets +3/+3 as long as you control a Forest, if that Forest is your southernmost Land, Backwoodsman gets an additional +2/+2
2/2
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Sacrifice Laughing Gas, target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat), put an Infect counter on that creature's controller
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Cuddle with your opponent, if you both feel pleasure, you both win the game
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When Luminous Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life.
I am here to be honored and to protect in return, I am a gift from the Aether above us.
2/2
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Hungry 16 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put sixteen +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.)
0/1
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, Sacrifice Bandage, Wait five seconds: Heal target creature, if you do, gain 15 life, activate this ability only if your life total is 75 or less |
Cast Eep only when a creature you control takes damage.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.) |
: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
: Have a thought, if it was a good thought, gain 2 life, if it was a bad though, lose 2 life
: Sacrifice Dream, draw a card for each 5 hours you slept last night |
Black Market
(rare)
Dreadfish
(uncommon)
Whispers of Unintelligible Expenses
(uncommon)
Meleeism
(uncommon)
Shitpost
(common)
Slobbermutt
(common)
Domino
(common)
Backwoodsman
(common)
Laughing Gas
(common)
Cuddle
(common)
Luminous Aetherborn
(common)
African Child
(common)
Bandage
(common)
Eep
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
Dream
(token)
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, Sacrifice Dreadfish: Target player discards their hand and you lose 5 life.
more to cast, and whenever a player casts a spell they lose that much life.


