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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Checkmate
{w/b}
 
 R 
Instant
You win the game
Changeling Propagandist
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Shapeshifter
When Changeling Propagandist enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
{1}{u}, {t}: You gain control of target creature of the chosen type for as long as you control Changeling Propagandist.
1/3
Funny Knee
{1}{w}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Whenever a player Laughs, draw a card.
During an autopsy, you can tell if a subject lived a happy life by examining for self-inflicted scars on their knees.
Mario
{1}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human Worker
Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Mario up to two inches.)
{t}: Destroy target Block or Monster.
2/3
Ass Carcass
{1}{g}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie Donkey
2/3
Gift of Learning
{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Learning enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Flying
Thicc
{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Female
Enchanted Female gets +0/+2 and is a Thot in addition to her other types
Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving)
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
You gain control of target thing that you own.
Rektum
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{b}{b}: Lose 2 life, target nonblack creature get's Rekt, as long as it has nudity in it's art
Char
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Char pings any target, it becomes black until end of turn
Hopeful Dream
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Hopeful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
You gain 3 life and untap target creature you control with converted mana cost 3 or less
Basic Bacon
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Basic Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Basic Bacon: Gain 100 life
Shoe of Nigel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature has Landwalk
Com Mon
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy Internetian
1/1
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Monster
 T 
Token Creature – Monster
Deathtouch, Trample, Infect
8/8

Checkmate (rare)
Changeling Propagandist (uncommon)
Funny Knee (uncommon)
Mario (uncommon)
Ass Carcass (common)
Gift of Learning (common)
Thicc (common)
Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving) (common)
Rektum (common)
Char (common)
Hopeful Dream (common)
Basic Bacon (common)
Shoe of Nigel (common)
Com Mon (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Monster (token)