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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Le Monke
{3}{g}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Ape
When Le Monke dies, shuffle it into it's owner's library.
{4}{g}: Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
4/5
Trashbin
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact
Sacrifice a Junk: Add one mana of any color.
Psychedellic Exorcism
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Instant
Exile target Demon, if it has Hexproof, ignore that ability
Megashroom
{r/w}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature has +2/+2 and has Jump Boost 2
If enchanted creature would go to the graveyard from play, sacrifice Megashroom, then return enchanted creature to the battlefield
Screeching Curd
 
 C 
Basic Creature – Curd
As an additional cost to cast Screeching Curd, pay half of a {g}
When Screeching Curd dies, gain 1 life
0/0.01
Broke College Student
{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Student
Pay {x} where X is 159 minus your IQ: Scry 100 then draw a card
Spells or abilities that would make you pay money are countered
Spells or abilities that would make you eat, make you eat Ramen or Kraft Dinner instead
1/1
Gift of Learning
{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Learning enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Flying
Gnome Home
{3}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Gnome Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1.
{1}{u/g}, {t}: Create a 0/2 Gnome creature token with Defender and Hexproof.
Deckbox
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
Storage 2 (As long as there are two or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Deckbox and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Deckbox for at least one turn.)
Cereal
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Cereal, target Fatso has +1/+1, and is unblockable until end of turn
Muffin
{r/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Muffin, target Fatso has +1/+0, and has Haste until end of turn
Dehumanize
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is no longer a creature until end of turn
Kickboxer
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fighter
Kicker {r}
When Kickboxer enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, it gets +1/+1 and gains Haste until end of turn
1/1
Mega Pig
{3}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
Trample
oink OINK
4/4
Those Who Hide in Darkness
{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Evils
Deathtouch
Whenever a white spell is cast, sacrifice Those Who Hide in Darkness
They committed their sins in darkness, then someone turned on the lights and they saw all that they had inflicted
10/10
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Runner
 T 
Creature – Human
Haste, First Strike, Landwalk
2/2

Le Monke (mythic)
Trashbin (uncommon)
Psychedellic Exorcism (uncommon)
Megashroom (uncommon)
Screeching Curd (common)
Broke College Student (common)
Gift of Learning (common)
Gnome Home (common)
Deckbox (common)
Cereal // Muffin (common)
Dehumanize (common)
Kickboxer (common)
Mega Pig (common)
Those Who Hide in Darkness (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Runner (token)