[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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(Mr Clean transforms from One Punch Man)
![]() ![]() : Exile all nonwhite nonblue creatures, Mr Clean gets +X/+X and cannot be blocked until end of turn, where X is the combined CMCs of the exiled creatures
Whenever Mr Clean has 12 or more age counters on it, sacrifice it and gain 20 life 2/2
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Defender
Sacrifice an Island: +0/+1 and Hexproof until end of turn 0/2
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Hungry 5 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put five +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.)
![]() : Hungry Hungry Hippo gains landwalk this turn.The best card in Perdonia and Templecrash.
5/5
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Whenever a Horse enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card
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2/2
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Enchant Human
Enchanted Human gains " ![]() : Take a puff, if you don't cough, create a 1/1 white Dude creature token" |
All spells and abilities that target creature's you control, target Nick Naomi instead
![]() : Change Nick Naomi's name
Whenever an opponent mispronounces Nick Naomi's name, you may counter target spell, if you do, draw a card 1/2
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![]() : Tap or untap another target plant1/1
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3/3
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Put a Stink counter on target Smelly card
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Draw a picture in fifteen seconds or less, then pick an opponent, if that opponent likes the picture, you may deal 3 damage to them
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Whenever a spell or ability would cause you to roll a die, you may tap this Block instead. If you do, you gain 1 life.
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Equip
Equipped creature has Landwalk |
It's power and toughness is lopsided, it is filthily made in it's mana cost, and it is an Orc instead of an Ogre!
This common un-swag is lame! 5/8
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: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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Sacrifice Blue Jellyfish Jam: Heal target creature. If a Plant creature is healed this way, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
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Mr Clean
(rare)
Aquatog
(uncommon)
Hungry Hungry Hippo
(uncommon)
Horseplay
(uncommon)
Clown Clone
(common)
Dudeism
(common)
Nick Naomi
(common)
Hedgehog
(common)
Iacian Brainiac
(common)
Stinkify
(common)
Doodle
(common)
Snake-Eye Die
(common)
Shoe of Nigel
(common)
Off-Brand Shrek
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Blue Jellyfish Jam
(token)




: Hungry Hungry Hippo gains landwalk this turn.

: Tap or untap another target plant
