[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.

Hawaii R Land : Add one mana of any color : Add	Banana Split Ice Cream Sundae U Artifact – Delectable Sacrifice Banana Split Ice Cream Sundae: Gain 4 life for each white or yellow food you have sacrificed this game, then gain 10 life	Kerv Stompah U Creature – Beast X is equal to your current turn minus two Kerv Stompah's power and toughness are equal to your current turn. If the current turn is 4 or later, it's equal to your current turn plus one, also it has Trample. /	Miracle Worker U Creature – Human Cleric Worker : Gain 1 life for each creature you control 1/1
Jurymin C Creature – Human : Gain 2 life, activate this ability only if you control three or more creatures on the Jury Bench	Alphabet Soup C Artifact – Food : Add or and gain 2 life Whenever Alphabet Soup becomes tapped, choose a letter At the end of each turn, if you control a permanent with all the chosen letters in it's name, draw seven cards and gain 7 life. If not, sacrifice Alphabet Soup, discard seven cards and lose 7 life	Vanilla Guy C Creature – Human 1/1	Fudge Pop C Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Fudge Pop, gain 2 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn
Jellyfish C Creature – Jellyfish , Remove Jellyfish from combat: Jellyfish deals 1 damage to any target. Tap an untapped Plant you control, : Create a Jellyfish Jam artifact Food token. 2/1	Glitterwing C Artifact Creature – Construct Butterfly Flying Whenever Glitterwing deals combat damage to a player, tap target creature that player controls. 1/1	Cuddle C Instant Cuddle with your opponent, if you both feel pleasure, you both win the game	Ree! C Instant Target Dinosaur or Frog gets +3/+0 this turn. Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Finger Gun C Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature has +2/+1 and Reach pew pew	Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving) C Instant You gain control of target thing that you own.	Draconic Dragon LIF POIN B Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect Cast this spell only if you could. Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three : Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench. -1/2500	Book T Artifact : Read a page of a book, if you understand it, draw a card