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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Combinosis
{0}
 
 R 
Enchantment
Creatures get +X/+X where X is the number of creatures combined with them
{1}: Combine target creature with another target creature, any player may activate this ability
Bonecrusher Zombie
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Zombie
When Bonecrusher Zombie enters the battlefield, if it is Halloween, destroy target Skeleton.
3/3
Tuna Sammich Maker
{5}
 
 U 
Artifact
Sacrifice a Fish: Gain 4 life
Amazing Astronaut
{3}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Genius Astronaut
Spaceflight (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Spaceflight or by Astronauts)
Whenever another Astronaut you control is tapped, you may draw a card for each Genius you control
2/2
Lock
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip permanent {1}
Equipped permanent gains Protection from everything except Rogues and Raiders
MC Villager
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Peasant
{1}{g}, {t}: Trade Block (You and target opponent each put a Block card from your hands into the other player's hand.)
2/2
Nayasaur
{w}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dinosaur
Trample
3/3
Space Chimp
{1}{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Ape Astronaut
Flying
1/1
Munkii
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Ape
WTF
2/3
On A Stick
{2}
 
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed permanent is a food equipment in addition to it's other types and gains Equip Fatso {2}
Sacrifice Suffixed permanent: put two +0/+1 counters on Equipped Fatso, activate this ability only if Suffixed permanent is equipped to a Fatso
Swim
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature gains Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) for the next X turns, where X is your deck size
Wingman
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird Angel Rogue
{w}{w}{t}: Breed two other target creatures you control, then gain 4 life if they share a color or subtype, Wingman gains Flying, then exile it at the end step, activate this ability only once per game
I need to earn my wings!!!
2/1
Missing 420
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Count 420 (Verbally count all integers between 1 and 420 (inclusive). If you do, you gain 420 life. Otherwise, exile Missing 420.).
Throw a card in your hand at target opponent. If you miss, draw a card. Otherwise, you lose the game.
Notak
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Notak
Deathlink (Damage dealt by Notak causes it's controller to lose that much life)
1/1
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Squarepants
 T 
Token Artifact – Equipment
Equip non-Fatso creature with an equal power and toughness {e}
Equipped creature isn't nude

Combinosis (rare)
Bonecrusher Zombie (uncommon)
Tuna Sammich Maker (uncommon)
Amazing Astronaut (uncommon)
Lock (common)
MC Villager (common)
Nayasaur (common)
Space Chimp (common)
Munkii (common)
On A Stick (common)
Swim (common)
Wingman (common)
Missing 420 (common)
Notak (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Squarepants (token)