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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Avatar of Security
{4}{w}{w}
 
 R 
Creature – Avatar
When Avatar of Security enters the battlefield, it's power becomes equal to any amount of your life total, and it's toughness equal to the rest. You may pay {2} at any time to redistribute these values.
Vigilance, Trample and cannot be dealt noncombat damage and can block and be blocked by any number of creatures.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 3 life.
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Boom
{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Shock any target
Explosion
{5}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Deal 20 damage to any target
Speedrun
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Turns may only last five seconds, if a turn would last longer than five seconds, skip that turn
Bog Slug
{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Slug
As an additional cost to cast Bog Slug, sacrifice a land.
Trample
{3}{b}{g}, {t}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Bog Slug for each land card in your graveyard.
4/4
Make
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Make something
Fight Reflex
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target opposed creature you control pings each creature opposing it
Flight Reflex
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Remove target opposed creature you control from combat
Egg Whites
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
Tap a white creature you control, Sacrifice Egg Whites: Gain half of a life
Pringles Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
{1}: Target player eats a Pringle, any player may activate this ability

Whenever any player eats a Pringle, they draw a card and gain 2 life
Level Up!
{u/g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature levels up
Water Bottle of Fliptude
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
When Water Bottle of Fliptude enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you put a water bottle on top of it

{1}{t}: Flip the water bottle on Water Bottle of Fliptude, if you succeed, you may tap or untap target permanent
Hellfyre Shot
{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Kicker – {2}{b}
If Hellfyre Shot was kicked, it has Deathtouch.
Hellfyre Shot deals 2 damage to target creature.
Warrior's Pillow
{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +1/+0 and Reach
Gift of Power
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Power enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Deathtouch.
Randomize
{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target card becomes another random card until end of turn
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
IceCream
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Gain 2 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten Sugar today. Put a Lick counter on IceCream
When IceCream has 5 or more Lick counters on it, sacrifice it

Avatar of Security (rare)
Boom // Explosion (uncommon)
Speedrun (uncommon)
Bog Slug (uncommon)
Make (common)
Fight Reflex // Flight Reflex (common)
Egg Whites (common)
Pringles Logo (common)
Level Up! (common)
Water Bottle of Fliptude (common)
Hellfyre Shot (common)
Warrior's Pillow (common)
Gift of Power (common)
Randomize (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
IceCream (token)