[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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When CARD100!!! enters the battlefield target opponent loses 100 life and you gain 100 life
100/100
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Enchant white or blue creature
Enchanted creature gains " ![]() : Be quiet for 6 seconds, for each time you have a non-sexual thought, gain 2 life"Enchant red or black creature
Enchanted creature gains " ![]() : Be loud for 4 seconds, for each time you say something sexual, target player loses 4 life" |
Your swears cannot be countered
Whenever you swear, you may spit on target creature, if you do, destroy it, then throw it out. It cannot be recycled |
Whenever a creature is killed, the player that killed it obtains all the money on it
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Cast Vegetal Bepis only if you are going to kill yourself after it is sacrificed
Pay two of the following: , , or : Sacrifice Vegetal Bepis, gain 2 life, lose the game, then kill yourself |
When Aquamarine Curd dies add
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As an additional cost to cast Raisinshot, pay half of a
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Raisinshot pings any target Storm |
Target artifact or creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors until end of turn. Tap that artifact or creature, if an artifact is tapped this way, it does not untap during it's controllers next untap step
Draw a card |
: Spin Fidget Spinner, if it spins more than 720 degrees and doesn't fall or touch any other cards, add two mana of any two colors |
2/2
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WTF
2/3
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You may have any number of cards named Dragonballer in your deck
: Combine Dragonballer with another card named Dragonballer, put a Fusion counter on Dragonballer
When there are 9001 or more Fusion counters on Dragonballer you win the game and all opponents binge watch each episode of target Anime |
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Flying, Lifelink
1/2
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, Sacrifice Leaping Potion: Target creature gains Jump Boost 2 ( : Move Leaping Potion up to two inches.) this turn. |
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life |
Sacrifice Jellyfish Jam: Heal target creature. If a Plant creature is healed this way, you gain 3 life.
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CARD100!!!
(mythic)
Jediism // Sithism
(uncommon)
Curse Fluency
(uncommon)
Gambling on Lives
(uncommon)
Vegetal Bepis
(common)
Aquamarine Curd
(common)
Raisinshot
(common)
Wetten
(common)
Fidget Spinner
(common)
Clown Clone
(common)
Munkii
(common)
Dragonballer
(common)
Wandering Soul
(common)
Leaping Potion
(common)
Bay Sick
(basic)
Jellyfish Jam
(token)




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: Spin Fidget Spinner, if it spins more than 720 degrees and doesn't fall or touch any other cards, add two mana of any two colors
: Move Leaping Potion up to two inches.) this turn.