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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Legendary Enchantment
When Humility enters the battlefield or leaves the battlefield, target creature becomes 1/1.
 U 
Creature – Piyf
Piyfs and Fyips get +X/+X where X is your life total
9/9
 U 
Artifact – Gate
Manor Gates is Gold
The first time an opponent gives you money while Manor Gates is in play, target creature you control becomes Manor Gates's Keyholder for the remainder of the game
{t}: Add two mana of two colors only if Manor Gates is a Land
 U 
Enchantment
Reveal Discount from your hand: Discount's abilities become active
Spells and abilities you control cost {2} less to cast and activate
 C 
Artifact – Delectable Equipment
Equip {4}
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Smurf
When Smurf enters the battlefield, you may return target creature to it's owners hand
1/1
 C 
Creature – Frog
Jump Boost 1 ({e}: Move A Jumpy Frog up to one inches.)
"You askin' me why I'm so jumpy? Hell, there might be a witch around! I ain't turning into no prince again!"
0/1
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Tap all creatures target player controls, they are attacking and rioting, they gain unblockable until end of turn, sacrifice them at the end step and lose 5 life
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
Flying
{t}: Another target creature with converted mana cost 3 or less gains Flying until end of turn
1/1
 C 
Basic Creature – Curd
As an additional cost to cast Screeching Curd, pay half of a {g}
When Screeching Curd dies, gain 1 life
0/0.01
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
It becomes Morning.
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gains Goldtouch
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature you don't own {6}
You control equipped creature
{3}: Equippee gets +2/+0 or +0/+2 until end of turn.
 C 
Artifact – Unspeakable
Split Second
Stack Clog does not resolve
{b}{g}: Eat wet hair, and smell dog farts, lose 5 life, Stack Clog resolves, only opponents may activate this ability, and only if Stack Clog is on the stack
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
 T 
Legendary Token Creature – Bear
Trample, Indestructible
4/3

Humility (rare)
Autumn Piyf (uncommon)
Manor Gates (uncommon)
Discount (uncommon)
Ingrown Toenail (common)
Smurf (common)
A Jumpy Frog (common)
Riot (common)
Air Elemelon (common)
Screeching Curd (common)
Sunrise (common)
Midas Touch (common)
Leash (common)
Stack Clog (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Trinket (token)