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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Back to Black
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Each creature that has ever been Black but is currently not, becomes exclusively Black until end of turn
 
Red Beast
{2}{r}
 
 R 
Creature – Beast
Whenever Red Beast deals combat damage to a player, it deals that much damage to target creature they control.
{1}{r}: Red Beast gets +2/-2 and gains Haste until end of turn.
3/3
Tuna Sammich Maker
{5}
 
 U 
Artifact
Sacrifice a Fish: Gain 4 life
Competitive Eater
{1}{r/b}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Fatso
Haste
Whenever Competitive Eater attacks you may pay {2} if you do, destroy target Food
2/1
Waiting
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Player's may not take extra turns
Ice Scream
{w/u}
 
 C 
Instant
Tap any target for the remainder of the game, create an IceCream token
Banishment
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Exile target creature
Barrel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Sacrifice Barrel, create two Gold tokens
Equip {0}
Equip target non-Gold creature with nudity in it's art
Purify Soul
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has base power and toughness 1/1 and gains Shroud.
When Purify Soul leaves the battlefield, create enchanted creature's Soulform (To create a creature's Soulform, create a token that is a copy of that creature except it's a white Spirit in addition to it's other colors and types.).
Gerbil
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat
1/1
Web
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact
Web is White
As an additional cost to cast Web, tap an untapped Spider you control
Spider habitat
{2}{g}: Target Insect inhabits Web until end of turn. At the end of turn, flip a coin. If you win, destroy that creature and you gain 3 life
Griefing
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Put a Destruction counter on target Structure you don't control
Gold Bar
{y}A
 
 C 
Artifact
Gold Bar is Gold

{0}: Target player gives you $45.00 CAD, if they do, sacrifice Gold Bar, this may not be countered or prevented
Token Black
 
 C 
Legendary Token Creature – Human
As long as you control Token Black you cannot be racist
0/1
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Pig
 T 
Creature – Boar
2/2

Back to Black (uncommon, foil)
Red Beast (rare)
Tuna Sammich Maker (uncommon)
Competitive Eater (uncommon)
Waiting (uncommon)
Ice Scream (common)
Banishment (common)
Barrel (common)
Purify Soul (common)
Gerbil (common)
Web (common)
Griefing (common)
Gold Bar (common)
Token Black (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Pig (token)