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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Basically Arcane Adaption
{2}{u}
 
 R 
Enchantment
All your creatures are turtles :D
Mangaroo
{3}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Anime-Protagonist Kangaroo
Jump Boost 7, Storage 3
When Mangaroo enters the battlefield, create two Book tokens.
3/3
Meleeism
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
When Meleeism enters the battlefield all creatures lose Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, and Spaceflight
Creatures cannot gain Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, and Spaceflight
All creatures have +1/+0
SMOrc or Hi Iq?
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Choose one:
– SMOrc or Hi Iq? deals 5 damage to target player
– SMOrc or Hi Iq? deals 1 damage to all creatures and planeswalkers target player controls.
Pinja
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Starfish Ninja
When Pinja enters the battlefield it deals X damage to any target where X is the amount of colors spent to cast it, X may not be more than 8. This damage cannot be countered or prevented, this loss of life cannot be countered or prevented
2/1
Joyous Pun
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.)
hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/?
 
 C 
Basic Snow Land – Plains Island Swamp Mountain Forest
When hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? enters the battlefield, you lose 1 life unless you control a permanent.
{t}: Add {10}
Gremlin
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Horror
2/1
Error 404: Magic Card not Found
{4}{0}{4}
 
 C 
Instant
Exile target artifact, colorless, Robot, Internetian, Spam or Troll permanent
Leperboi
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Leper
{t}: Sacrifice any amount of Leperboi, discard a card for each square centimeter sacrificed this way
1/1
Kewl
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1
Krewl
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature gets -1/-1
Insightful Dream
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Insightful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Scry 3 then you may tap target permanent that shares a type with a card looked at this way.
Hedgehog
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant Boar
{g}{t}: Tap or untap another target plant
1/1
Yolk Yokel
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Egg Farmer
{t}: Create a 0/1 white and green Egg creature token with Defender
1/1
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Baby
 T 
Token Creature – Child
{t}: Cry, Baby has +0/+1 until end of turn
0/1

Basically Arcane Adaption (rare)
Mangaroo (uncommon)
Meleeism (uncommon)
SMOrc or Hi Iq? (uncommon)
Pinja (common)
Joyous Pun (common)
hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? (common)
Gremlin (common)
Error 404: Magic Card not Found (common)
Leperboi (common)
Kewl // Krewl (common)
Insightful Dream (common)
Hedgehog (common)
Yolk Yokel (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Baby (token)