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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
{5}{g}{g}{g}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Superhuman Hero Villain Monster
Trample, Indestructible, Hulk can only be blocked by five or more creatures
Annihilator 3
{b/r}{b/r}{b/r}: Monstrosity 5
8/5
 U 
Creature – Human Worker Wizard
{u}, {t}: Tap target permanent unless it's controller pays $9.99. Then, you may pay {2/u} to untap Songmage Accountant
I'm bored of signing, i want to be singing
1/2
 U 
Instant
Destroy up to three target teachers
I accidentally said Orgasm instead of Organism in science in front of forty 13 year olds, my life is over.
 U 
Artifact
White Human and blue Human Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure cannot be removed unless a player has a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem.
 C 
Basic Snow Land – Plains Island Swamp Mountain Forest
When hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? enters the battlefield, you lose 1 life unless you control a permanent.
{t}: Add {10}
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is red in addition to it's other types
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact
{2}: Create a grey Food artifact token with "{t}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 1 life. Then, feel sad and empty"
 C 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature. If a white creature is destroyed this way, you gain 3 life.
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Say a haiku, if all players like it, you may Scry 3
{2}{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Clone Soldier
common #401
0/1
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying
{u}, {t}: Scry 1.
1/2
Egg
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{t}, Tear Egg into as many pieces as you can within 5 seconds: Add a quarter of {g} for each new piece of Egg beyond the first, then sacrifice them all and throw them away
 C 
Creature – Human
First Strike
2/3
A
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Gain 1 life for each word in target permanent's flavor text
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}, Tap another blue artifact, Sacrifice Pill: Flip a coin, if it lands on Heads, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn, if it lands on Tails, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn

Hulk (rare)
Songmage Accountant (uncommon)
Teacher Troubles (uncommon)
Jury Bench (uncommon)
hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? (common)
Red Aura (common)
7/11 (common)
Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly) (common)
Haiku Page (common)
401ster (common)
Skywise Flapper (common)
Egg (common)
French Vanilla Guy (common)
Flavorful (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Pill (token)