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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Pry
{b}
 
 R 
Instant
Look at target players hand and choose a card for them to discard. You lose 5 life, this damage cannot be prevented.
 
Gladly in Gold
{3}{u}{u}
 
 R 
Sorcery
Draw a card for each Gold permanent you control
Do the Splits
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Rip target creature into two pieces
Split the Winnings
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Instant
Until end of turn, if you win the game, you may make any number of targets also win
Skinnydippery
{u}{u}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Whenever an Island enters the battlefield, it gains Habitat until end of turn, it's controller may have up to three creatures they control Inhabit it, then remove them at the end of turn
Burger King
 
 U 
Land
Cast this end if you play Burger King within the borders of the USA
{t}: Create a Burger token
Hungry Jacks
 
 U 
Land
Cast this end if you play Hungry Jacks within the borders of Australia
{t}: Create a Burger token
Bull's Feces
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
Sacrifice Bull's Feces: Target player loses 2 life, activate this ability only if the targeted player told a lie
Evolve
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, if it is a double-faced card, transform it
Goodies
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Goodies: gain 2 life, instead gain 3 life if you have eaten sugar this turn
Melon
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Melon, gain 3 life
Tap a creature you control: Transform Melon
Melon Hat
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is an Idiot in addition to it's other types
Riot
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Tap all creatures target player controls, they are attacking and rioting, they gain unblockable until end of turn, sacrifice them at the end step and lose 5 life
Crab
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Crab
Crab is Red
{1}: Crab has +1/+0 until end of turn
0/1
Barrel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Sacrifice Barrel, create two Gold tokens
Equip {0}
Equip target non-Gold creature with nudity in it's art
Bitswirl
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Fish
When Bitswirl enters the battlefield, draw a card.
A tiny microorganism became the first fish
0/1
Ramen
{y}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Ramen, gain 2 life, then discard 2 cards, activate this ability only if you are in college
College sucks...
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Electron
 T 
Token Artifact
Sacrifice Electron: Add {c}

Pry (rare, foil)
Gladly in Gold (rare)
Do the Splits // Split the Winnings (uncommon)
Skinnydippery (uncommon)
Burger King // Hungry Jacks (uncommon)
Bull's Feces (common)
Evolve (common)
Goodies (common)
Melon (common)
Riot (common)
Crab (common)
Barrel (common)
Bitswirl (common)
Ramen (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Electron (token)