[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Goldem is Gold
Whenever Goldem attacks or blocks create two Gold tokens 5/5
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Whenever a player Laughs, draw a card.
During an autopsy, you can tell if a subject lived a happy life by examining for self-inflicted scars on their knees.
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Sonic Fastboi is Blue.
Jump Boost 4 ( : Move Sonic Fastboi up to four inches.), flash, super haste3/2
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Landwalk
Blocks are the Bane of Ken Toe 3/2
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Haste, Flying
2/1
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: Sacrifice any amount of Leperboi, discard a card for each square centimeter sacrificed this way1/1
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Destroy target land or creature
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Target creature is Sharp until end of turn
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Tap target creature and create an Idea token
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Make something
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{A} : Destroy target Stench card |
Gain 1 life for each word in target permanent's flavor text
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Sacrifice Goodies: gain 2 life, instead gain 3 life if you have eaten sugar this turn
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Destroy target black permanent or counter target black spell.
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: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
Sacrifice Jellyfish Jam: Heal target creature. If a Plant creature is healed this way, you gain 3 life.
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Goldem
(rare)
Funny Knee
(uncommon)
Sonic Fastboi
(uncommon)
Ken Toe
(uncommon)
Restless Soul
(common)
Leperboi
(common)
Pinkhole
(common)
Sharp
(common)
Doze
(common)
Make
(common)
Deodorant
(common)
Flavorful
(common)
Goodies
(common)
Illuminate the Soul
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
Jellyfish Jam
(token)




: Move Sonic Fastboi up to four inches.), flash, super haste
: Sacrifice any amount of Leperboi, discard a card for each square centimeter sacrificed this way