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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Greed Assassin
{1}{u}{b}{g}
 
 R 
Creature – Naga Assassin
Whenever Greed Assassin deals combat damage to a player, choose one:
– That player mills two cards.
– Choose a permanent card with converted mana cost 3 or less in their graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of it.
2/4
Mop (old)
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Human {2}
Equipped human is a Janitor in addition to it's other types and has "{t}: Remove {u} from target player"
Paranoia
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gains "Every 5 seconds, tap then untap this creature, put a Paranoia counter on it" and "Whenever this creature has 500 or more Paranoia counters on it, sacrifice it and destroy all other creatures"
Moon Diner
{4}{w}
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Alien Habitat
At the beginning of your end step, you gain 2 life for each creature inhabiting this Structure.
Cook MoonPie – {w} ({w}: Create a MoonPie token)
Wynn Lawmage
{1}{w}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Wizard
Hexproof, Unblockable
1/3
Broom
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Cleric or Worker {1}
Equipped creature has Sweeping. It also has Deathtouch and Lifelink for Germs.
Hick
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
1/1
Nucard
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Nucard
{4}{t}: Imprint
Nucard gains all Evergreen abilities of creatures Imprinted on it
2/2
Toddler Safety Rail
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Wall
You may have up to ten cards in your deck named Toddler Safety Rail
{1}: Combine Toddler Safety Rail with another card you control named Toddler Safety Rail
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose X target Child creatures, where X is the number of combined cards named Toddler Safety Rail you control, permanents you control have protection from the chosen creatures until end of turn
Gremlin
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Horror
2/1
Dragon Egg
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Dragon Child Egg
Dragon Egg cannot attack or block
Whenever there are two or more age counters on Dragon Egg, transform it
0/1
Basic Dragon
 
 C 
Creature – Dragon
Flying, Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn), Haste
4/3
Energy Engine
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Engine
{t}: {e}
You better damn read these cards
 
 C 
 
do it!!!
Evil Guy
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Evil Human
1/1
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Emerald
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Emerald: Add {g}

Greed Assassin (rare)
Mop (old) (uncommon)
Paranoia (uncommon)
Moon Diner (uncommon)
Wynn Lawmage (common)
Broom (common)
Hick (common)
Nucard (common)
Toddler Safety Rail (common)
Gremlin (common)
Dragon Egg (common)
Energy Engine (common)
You better damn read these cards (common)
Evil Guy (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Emerald (token)