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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Spooderman
{6}{9}
 
 R 
Creature – Swaglord
When Spooderman enters the battlefield destroy all Faggots

All your Swaglords have +4/+4, have Reach, and are spiders in addition to their other types
69/69
Druclarep
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Druclarep
Vigilance
1/3
Detention
{2}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Detain up to four target Child creatures
Burger King
 
 U 
Land
Cast this end if you play Burger King within the borders of the USA
{t}: Create a Burger token
Hungry Jacks
 
 U 
Land
Cast this end if you play Hungry Jacks within the borders of Australia
{t}: Create a Burger token
Lord of the Buffets
{5}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fatso Lord
Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
5/8
Bad Yh
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Yh
Deathtouch
Evil and Evils get -1/-1
The offspring of the Vils, the Yhs killed their fathers and yearn to be the Worstestest
1/1
Gift of Power
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Power enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Deathtouch.
hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/?
 
 C 
Basic Snow Land – Plains Island Swamp Mountain Forest
When hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? enters the battlefield, you lose 1 life unless you control a permanent.
{t}: Add {10}
Char
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Char pings any target, it becomes black until end of turn
Amooza!
{1}{w}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Amooza!, Say "Amooza!!" as loud as you can: You gain 5 life
Bug Spray
{1}{u/g}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice one third of Bug Spray: Target creature gains Protection from Insects until end of turn
Minitaur
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Minotaur Child
1/1
Assnaut
{1}{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey Astronaut
Assnaut cannot attack if defending player controls Lands
1/1
Respawn
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Respawn target Gamer
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
LmaoAlien
 T 
Token Creature – Alien
Hexproof
1/1

Spooderman (rare)
Druclarep (uncommon)
Detention (uncommon)
Burger King // Hungry Jacks (uncommon)
Lord of the Buffets (common)
Bad Yh (common)
Gift of Power (common)
hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? (common)
Char (common)
Amooza! (common)
Bug Spray (common)
Minitaur (common)
Assnaut (common)
Respawn (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
LmaoAlien (token)