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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Tardiness
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment
All spells you cast resolve one minute after you cast them
 
Western Bounty Hunter
{2}{w}{b}{r}
 
 R 
Creature – Human Mercenary
Desertwalk
When this creature enters the battlefield, fetch a Desert under any players control.
{3}{w}{b}{r}, {t}: This creature deals damage equal to it's power multiplied by the number of Equipments attached to it to target token named Wanted Iguana. Put CAD$500.00 on this card. If the token died, put CAD$2000.00 on this card instead.
4/3
Kerv Stompah
{x}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Beast
X is equal to your current turn minus two
Kerv Stompah's power and toughness are equal to your current turn. If the current turn is 4 or later, it's equal to your current turn plus one, also it has Trample.
*/*
Rangery
{1}{w}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment
When Rangery enters the battlefield, tap all creatures without Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, or Spaceflight, they cannot untap while Rangery is in play
Whenever a creature without Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing or Spaceflight enters the battlefield, tap it, it cannot untap while Rangery is in play
Royal Kobra
{2}{w}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Snake Lord
Lifelink, Vigilance, Royal (Royal Kobra is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
4/4
Mockingbyrd
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird Troll
Flying
{t}: Insult target opponent, if they look unhappy, Mockingbyrd shocks em
2/1
Boon of the Clerical
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
If you start with Boon of the Clerical in your opening hand, you may exile it. Your starting life total becomes equal to your starting life total plus 10.
You gain 5 life.
Ramen
{y}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Ramen, gain 2 life, then discard 2 cards, activate this ability only if you are in college
College sucks...
Yuyu Imp
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Imp Idiot
{t}: Add {u}
{2}{u}, {t}: Create a Book token
the imps of the yuyusian hills are known to be wimpy
0/0.999
Pig Tails
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Female Human Child {1}
Equipped Female Human Child has Hexproof and gains "Tap a Boar you control: Flip a coin, if it lands on Tails, gain 2 life, activate this ability only once per turn"
Enslave
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant black Creature
Enchanted creature cannot attack or block, and you control it
Dank memes
{0}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Show your friend a Dank Meme, if they laugh, they lose the game
Speck of Potential
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Germ
When Speck of Potential enters the battlefield, you may put a creature card with converted mana cost 1 or less from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
0/1
Thriving Speck
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Germ
When Thriving Speck enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on it or another target creature with converted mana cost 1 or less.
0/1
Slithering Ekam
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Snake
3/3
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Spam
 T 
Token Creature – Spam
{t}: Sacrifice Spam, gain 1 life

Tardiness (common, foil)
Western Bounty Hunter (rare)
Kerv Stompah (uncommon)
Rangery (uncommon)
Royal Kobra (uncommon)
Mockingbyrd (common)
Boon of the Clerical (common)
Ramen (common)
Yuyu Imp (common)
Pig Tails (common)
Enslave (common)
Dank memes (common)
Speck of Potential // Thriving Speck (common)
Slithering Ekam (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Spam (token)