[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Defecate 7 (Exile seven cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). If you do, destroy target permanent with converted mana cost 7 or less.
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All uncommon Humans have Hexproof, and "
: Counter target spell"A legendary creature as an uncommon? How peculiar!
4/4
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Rowling Sap must always be moving, if Rowling Sap stops moving, sacrifice it
![]() : Destroy all Saprolings in front of Rowling SapIn the forests of Terraforas, trees dislodge their own sappy little babies if they get to heavy, many die falling off nearby cliffs
3/3
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2/2
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You jab any target (a jab is a quick unprepared poke with up to three fingers), then Jab shocks it
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Enchanted creature gets +1/+1
Enchanted creature gets -1/-1
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Target creature loses Bad Defender until end of turn
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Lockpick (
, : Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)1/1
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Whenever a creature enters the battlefield target creature Spawnkill's controller controls destroys it, then Spawnkill's controller sacrifices Spawnkill
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You can have any number of French Fry in your deck
: Sacrifice French Fry and all cards with the same name, gain X life where X is the number of cards named French Fry you control, do this once for each card named French Fry you control |
1/1
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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is blue in addition to it's other colors |
Trample
3/3
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Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.-1/2500
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, Sacrifice Golden Egg: You gain 5 life, then target opponent gives you $5.00 CAD, if they don't, you gain 10 life instead |
Explosive Diarrhea
(rare)
Uncle UnComin
(uncommon)
Rowling Sap
(uncommon)
Nic Mecha
(uncommon)
Jab
(common)
Kewl // Krewl
(common)
Fluke
(common)
Lockpicker
(common)
Chewed Leaf
(common)
Spawnkill
(common)
French Fry
(common)
Evil Guy
(common)
Blue Aura
(common)
Temursaur
(common)
Draconic Dragon
(basic)
Golden Egg
(token)




: Counter target spell"

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POIN
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.