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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Ceecyren, Sea Siren
{3}{u}{b}{r}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Siren
Ceecyren, Sea Siren is the Bane of Pirates
{u}{u}{u}: Destroy each Vehicle within 100 lightyears of Ceecyren
6/6
Cheese Wizard
{w}{w}{u}{u}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Wizard Fatso
{t}: You may cast a white, blue or green food spell from your hand for free
4/3
Horseplay
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Whenever a Horse enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card
Talk Show
{4}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Gotcha – Whenever a word is said that is not Gotcha, you may say Gotcha, if you do, draw a card
Welcome back to episode 273 of the Magic The Gathering Show, here with me today is Mark Rosewater!
Suit Tailor
{1}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Artificer
{t}: Flip a coin, if it lands on tails, you may play an equipment with converted mana cost 3 or less from your hand
1/2
Sand Block
{r}{b/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Block
(Sand Block can be Smelted)
{e}, {t}: Drop Sand Block from a height of at least one foot. Then, attach it to all creatures it touches.
Every 0.5 seconds, this Block deals 0.5 damage to all creatures it is attached to.
Glass Block
 
 C 
Artifact – Block
{t}, Sacrifice Glass Block: It deals 6 damage to target player, and they get a Poison counter
Carpetburn
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Carpetburn deals 2 damage to target player. If you control Flying Carpet, Carpetburn deals 4 damage to that player instead.
Hood
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equip Rogue {0}
Equipped creature has Shroud and Shadow.
Wink
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Whenever a player would Laugh this turn, you may wink instead.
Egg
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{t}, Tear Egg into as many pieces as you can within 5 seconds: Add a quarter of {g} for each new piece of Egg beyond the first, then sacrifice them all and throw them away
Squirrel Pearl
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token
Lockpicker
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Rogue Raider
Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
1/1
Dullify
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is Dull until end of turn
Create
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Create something
Skywise Flapper
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying
{u}, {t}: Scry 1.
1/2
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
token 69 again
 T 
Token

Ceecyren, Sea Siren (mythic)
Cheese Wizard (uncommon)
Horseplay (uncommon)
Talk Show (uncommon)
Suit Tailor (common)
Sand Block (common)
Carpetburn (common)
Hood // Wink (common)
Egg (common)
Squirrel Pearl (common)
Lockpicker (common)
Dullify (common)
Create (common)
Skywise Flapper (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
token 69 again (token)