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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
It's Raining Men!
{1}{u}{u}
 
 M 
Legendary Tribal Sorcery – Human
Multikicker {1}
Create a 1/1 green male Human creature token
Permanents are blue until end of turn, if they are artifacts, destroy them
Jediism
{1}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant white or blue creature

Enchanted creature gains "{w}{u}: Be quiet for 6 seconds, for each time you have a non-sexual thought, gain 2 life"
Sithism
{1}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant red or black creature

Enchanted creature gains "{r}{b}: Be loud for 4 seconds, for each time you say something sexual, target player loses 4 life"
Janitor
{1}{b/g}{w/r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Worker
When Janitor enters the battlefield, create Mop and Broom tokens and equip them.
1/4
Summertime
{3}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Creatures can't attack, and black spells cant be cast
At the beginning of your Upkeep, put a Fun counter on Summertime
When there are 5 or more Fun counters on Summertime, sacrifice it, all players win the game
Cereal Sauce Carton (Breast Juice Carton)
{w}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target green Food gains "{w}: Gain 1 life"
High Schooler
{12}{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Evil Human Teenager Student Idiot
{t}: Scry 13
13/13
Flooper's Pig
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
Floop: Add {g}
1/1
Apple Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
All Artifacts gain "{t}: Google"
{2}{c}{c}: Gain 1 life for each Artifact that Googled this turn
Dfnembk Catcher
{6}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
{7}{u}, {t}: Tap target Faerie with converted mana cost, power and toughness 1 or less.
0/1
Domodomino
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Domo
When Domodomino dies destroy each other Domo
99/99
Combo
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Multikicker {r}
Combo pings any target, then pings any target an additional time for each time Combo was kicked
Humanize
{1}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Target creature becomes a Human in addition to it's other types.
Shimmering Soul
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying
1/2
Pinkhole
{r/w}{r/w}{r/w}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target land or creature
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Sapphire
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Sapphire: Add {u}

It's Raining Men! (mythic)
Jediism // Sithism (uncommon)
Janitor (uncommon)
Summertime (uncommon)
Cereal Sauce Carton (Breast Juice Carton) (common)
High Schooler (common)
Flooper's Pig (common)
Apple Logo (common)
Dfnembk Catcher (common)
Domodomino (common)
Combo (common)
Humanize (common)
Shimmering Soul (common)
Pinkhole (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Sapphire (token)