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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Winnie the Pooh, Honey Taxmaster
{5}{g}{g}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Bear Lord
{w/g}: Gain 8 life if you control a Food
The cruel dictator of the Farms in the Middle Ages
3/5
Canopatog
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Atog
When Canopatog enters the battlefield or dies, you may put a Forest from your hand onto the battlefield tapped
3/3
Poetry
{2}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All Clerics and Shamans you control gain "{t}: Scry 1"
Empathy
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Destroy all blue creatures
Selfharmer
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
At the beginning of each end step, if you lost life this turn, draw a card
0/1
Knight of the Fort
{2}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Knight
Defender
3/2
Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises
{9}{b}{b}{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Teenager Mutant Ninja Turtle Pirateson
Haste, Menace, Trample, Deathtouch, Vigilance
When Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enters the battlefield create three tokens that are copies of it
2.13/2.13
Housewife
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Defender
Cook Bread – {1}{g} ({1}{g}: Create a Bread token)
1/3
LEGO
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Lego
You may have any number of cards in your deck named LEGO
{x}: Combine X cards named LEGO, you may play a card from your hand with converted mana cost equal to X
Suit Tailor
{1}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Artificer
{t}: Flip a coin, if it lands on tails, you may play an equipment with converted mana cost 3 or less from your hand
1/2
Rubber Ducky
{u/g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Bird Equipment
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Equip Child {0}
{t}: Equipped creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn
0/1
Water Elemelon
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
Hexproof
{u}: Target Land becomes an Island until end of turn
1/2
You are a good person
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
You lose the game
Always putting other people ahead of yourself, you are loved
Unemployee
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
0/1
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Subscriber
 T 
Token Creature – Human Internetian
Like or Dislike? That is the question.
1/1

Winnie the Pooh, Honey Taxmaster (rare)
Canopatog (uncommon)
Poetry (uncommon)
Empathy (uncommon)
Selfharmer (common)
Knight of the Fort (common)
Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises (common)
Housewife (common)
LEGO (common)
Suit Tailor (common)
Rubber Ducky (common)
Water Elemelon (common)
You are a good person (common)
Unemployee (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Subscriber (token)