[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Epic (For the rest of the game, you can't cast spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability.)
Destroy target permanent. It's controller loses 1 life for each card in target graveyard. |
: You may cast a white, blue or green food spell from your hand for free4/3
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, : Nitpicker deals damage equal to it's power to target Insect creature. When that creature dies this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Nitpicker.2/2
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: Destroys target Block. Then, Spleefality deals 1 damage to that permanent's controller. Any player may activate this ability. |
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Trample, Reach
4/4
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: Say a haiku, if all players like it, you may Scry 3 |
Protection from everything
Whenever a white Male enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on it ![]() ![]() ![]() : Put a poison counter on target TVShow5/1
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Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
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Haste, Flying
2/1
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Swampwalk
Tap a swamp you control, : Target player loses 1 life1/1
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Infect, Jump Boost 2 (
: Move Rabid Rabbit up to two inches.)2/1
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: Choose one:
-Target player eats a Jalapeno -Jalapeno shocks target tapped creature |
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Swiss Cheese enters the battlefield with X Hole counters on it
Rats you control get +1/+1 for each Hole counter on Swiss Cheese : Sacrifice Swiss Cheese, gain 4 life minus the number of Hole counters on Swiss Cheese
Whenever there are more than 3 Age counters on Swiss Cheese, sacrifice it |
![]() ![]() : Draw a card, and then eat a spoonful of anything an opponent gives you in the next thirty seconds, if you're spoon is empty, or you don't swallow, discard a card |
: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
Deathtouch, Trample, Infect
8/8
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Archdemon's Endgame
(mythic)
Cheese Wizard
(uncommon)
Nitpicker
(uncommon)
Spleefality
(uncommon)
Huge Man
(common)
Haiku Page
(common)
Statically Triggered Activist
(common)
Poopy Fart
(common)
Restless Soul
(common)
Dungfeaster
(common)
Rabid Rabbit
(common)
Jalapeno
(common)
Swiss Cheese
(common)
Spoon (The Utility)
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
Monster
(token)




: You may cast a white, blue or green food spell from your hand for free
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