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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Megajumble
{5}{u}{u}{u}
 
 R 
Instant
Change each letter of each permanent's name
Draw three cards
Restricted
{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant target permanent
Enchanted permanent's abilities may only be activated if their controller is older than 18
Flu Shot
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Instant
Remove all Infect counters from target player
Cookie Cookery
{2}{w/g}
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Chef Habitat
Cook Cookie – {1}{w/g} ({1}{w/g}: Create a Cookie token)
Spawnkill
{w}{w}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield target creature Spawnkill's controller controls destroys it, then Spawnkill's controller sacrifices Spawnkill
!
{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 as long as it's attacking.
He exclaimed something in the midst of the battle, they were his last words, and they were lost to the noise.
Hellfyre Shot
{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Kicker – {2}{b}
If Hellfyre Shot was kicked, it has Deathtouch.
Hellfyre Shot deals 2 damage to target creature.
Leaping Potion
{1}{u/r}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Leaping Potion: Target creature gains Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Leaping Potion up to two inches.) this turn.
Merci
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
You gain 1 life. Then, repeat this process twice.
Eat Cat
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target Cat. You gain 3 life
Eat Cat costs {1} less to cast if you are Asian and consent to this stereotype
Bull's Feces
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
Sacrifice Bull's Feces: Target player loses 2 life, activate this ability only if the targeted player told a lie
Dragonballer
Z
 
 C 
Creature – Anime-Protagonist
You may have any number of cards named Dragonballer in your deck
{t}: Combine Dragonballer with another card named Dragonballer, put a Fusion counter on Dragonballer
When there are 9001 or more Fusion counters on Dragonballer you win the game and all opponents binge watch each episode of target Anime
401ster
{2}{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Clone Soldier
common #401
0/1
Domino
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Domino
{t}: Tap another Domino
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Organ
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
{b}: Destroy Organ, gain 5 life, give Organ's controller $20.00 CAD, only opponents may activate this ability

Megajumble (rare)
Restricted (uncommon)
Flu Shot (uncommon)
Cookie Cookery (uncommon)
Spawnkill (common)
! (common)
Hellfyre Shot (common)
Leaping Potion (common)
Merci (common)
Eat Cat (common)
Bull's Feces (common)
Dragonballer (common)
401ster (common)
Domino (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Organ (token)