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Hell's Kitchen    R  Legendary Land : All Foods and Delectables have ": Gain 5 life" until end of turn : Create seven Foodevils, sacrifice them at end of turn	Codename: Diving    U  Creature – Merfolk Artificer : Look at the top X cards of your library, you may reveal an artifact card from among them with converted mana cost X or less and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. 1/2	Discount    U  Enchantment Reveal Discount from your hand: Discount's abilities become active Spells and abilities you control cost less to cast and activate	Whispering Winds    U  Sorcery Search your library for a card named Despair Abandon and put it onto the battlefield. Then, shuffle.
Midget    C  Creature – Human 0.5/0.5	401ster    C  Creature – Clone Soldier common #401 0/1	A Fishy Situation    C  Sorcery Create a 2/2 blue Fish creature token with Swimming	Illuminate the Heart    C  Instant Counter target blue spell or destroy target blue creature.
Pinecone    C  Artifact – Plant : Sacrifice Pinecone, create two copies of Pinecone except they are tokens	Black Widow    C  Creature – Spider Deathtouch, Infect : Black Widow breeds with another creature, Black Widow destroy's that creature at the end of the turn, then create a PoisonVial token 2/1	Bandage    C  Artifact , Sacrifice Bandage, Wait five seconds: Heal target creature, if you do, gain 15 life, activate this ability only if your life total is 75 or less	Quizzical Axe    C  Artifact What should be payed with? : Quizzical Axe shocks any target, if that target is destroyed, see a therapist
Pupucaca    C  Instant Strive – Sacrifice a creature, target opponent loses 2 life, then you gain 2 life	Pixel Ouphe    C  Creature – Ouphe Internetian Defender Whenever Pixel Ouphe is dealt combat damage, you may put a +1/+1 counter on it (it must survive the damage for the counter to be placed on it) 0/5	Wheatfarm    B  Basic Land : Add , then you gain 1 life	Yarn  T  Token Artifact : Tap target Cat

Hell's Kitchen (rare)
Codename: Diving (uncommon)
Discount (uncommon)
Whispering Winds (uncommon)
Midget (common)
401ster (common)
A Fishy Situation (common)
Illuminate the Heart (common)
Pinecone (common)
Black Widow (common)
Bandage (common)
Quizzical Axe (common)
Pupucaca (common)
Pixel Ouphe (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Yarn (token)