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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
The Ripping
{x}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 M 
Sorcery
Tear X permanents into X pieces
SMOrc or Hi Iq?
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Choose one:
– SMOrc or Hi Iq? deals 5 damage to target player
– SMOrc or Hi Iq? deals 1 damage to all creatures and planeswalkers target player controls.
Horseplay
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Whenever a Horse enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card
Horsepower
{2}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Horsepower shocks any target for each Horse you control
Growth
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put twenty +1/+1 counters on target creature you control
Sunrise
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
It becomes Morning.
Yuyu Imp
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Imp Idiot
{t}: Add {u}
{2}{u}, {t}: Create a Book token
the imps of the yuyusian hills are known to be wimpy
0/0.999
Kaktuzz
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cactus Swaglord
6/6
Boost
{u/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Open a booster pack, you may put a card from among it into your hand, then shuffle the dirty remains
Sad Clown
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Clown Demon Horror
Deathtouch, Lifelink, Deathlink, Lifetouch
2/2
French Fry
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
You can have any number of French Fry in your deck
{t}: Sacrifice French Fry and all cards with the same name, gain X life where X is the number of cards named French Fry you control, do this once for each card named French Fry you control
Meta
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Say something meta or break character, if you do, draw a card
Dove
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying

{w}{t}: Breed two Humans, then gain 1 life
0/1
playable common removal
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Deal 4 damage to target creature
I BELIEVE IT CAN EXIST!
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Foodevil
 T 
Artifact Creature – Food Devil
Haste
2/2

The Ripping (mythic)
SMOrc or Hi Iq? (uncommon)
Horseplay (uncommon)
Horsepower (uncommon)
Growth (common)
Sunrise (common)
Yuyu Imp (common)
Kaktuzz (common)
Boost (common)
Sad Clown (common)
French Fry (common)
Meta (common)
Dove (common)
playable common removal (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Foodevil (token)