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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 C 
Legendary Creature – Biblefolk
His birth marks the beginning of the Biblical Age
2/2
 
 R 
Instant
Cast Mentorality only if you know something target opponent doesn't know

Teach the thing to that same target opponent, if they understand gain 20 life
 U 
Creature – Anthropomorphist
im cancer
4/4
 U 
Creature – Leviathon
Flying, Deathtouch, Indestructible
{t}: Target creature becomes a Statue in addition to it's other types until end of turn, and may not attack or block
4/3
{w}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Child Habitat
{w}: Put a Healing counter on target creature.
{b}: Put a Cruelty counter on target creature.
{r}: Put a Barbaric counter on target creature.
Whenever a creature inhabiting this structure is removed from it, you gain 8 life for each Healing counter on it, target player loses 6 life for each Cruelty counter on it, and Norsery deals 4 damage to any target for each Barbaric counter on it.
 C 
Instant
Flip a water bottle, if you succeed, draw a card
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cat Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/1
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Raisinshot, pay half of a {c} or {b}
Raisinshot pings any target
Storm
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you told a lie that an opponent believed last turn, sacrifice Trustling and add {c}{c}
1/1
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Blissful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Each player may untap up to three lands they control.
{u}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Internetian Child
Pay {u}, {r}, or {g}: Teamer combines with another Internetian or Child until end of turn
Teamer gets +1/+1 for each creature it is combined with
bruh team bruh pls
1/1
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Citizen
{t}: Pacify an untapped creature an opponent controls unless they pay {2}. When they do, create a Treasure token.
{3}, {t}: Transform Beggar
Spare some change? Spare some change?
1/1
Bagger
 
 C 
Creature – Human Worker
At the beginning of each turn, put a -1/-1 counter on Bagger and untap it.
{t}: Store target artifact Food onto another artifact with Storage and a higher converted mana cost.
At the end of each turn, add {w}{w}.
I feel 0% better and I just wanna go back to the street...
1/2
 C 
Instant
Two target creatures gain Jump Boost 2 until end of turn
 C 
Creature – Plant Boar
{g}{t}: Tap or untap another target plant
1/1
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Emerald: Add {g}

Adam of the Biblefolk (common, foil)
Mentorality (rare)
Pickle Rick (uncommon)
Basilisk (uncommon)
Norsery (uncommon)
Water Bottle Flip (common)
Catfish (common)
Raisinshot (common)
Trustling (common)
Blissful Dream (common)
Teamer (common)
Beggar (common)
Double Jump (common)
Hedgehog (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Emerald (token)