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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Instant
Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token with Trample. Repeat this effect for each creature that died this turn.
"The Humans have raged their last war: Their cities are ruins, and their ranks are carrion. Now is the time of beasts."
– Archdruid of Gaea
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a blue spell or ability, sacrifice it"
 U 
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target Child creature you control.
 U 
Artifact
{t}: You may add {w}{w}. If you don't gain 2 life
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield target creature Spawnkill's controller controls destroys it, then Spawnkill's controller sacrifices Spawnkill
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
When Cramming Aetherborn enters the battlefield, if you control another Aetherborn creature, draw a card.
In my short time on this one world, I'd like to learn everything I can about it.
1/2
 C 
Creature – Rabbit Rat
Flash
A deck can have any number of cards named Bunnyrat
When Bunnyrat enters the battlefield, Ripple 100 (When you cast this spell, you may reveal the top one hundred cards of your library. You may cast any revealed cards with the same name as this spell without paying their mana costs. Put the rest on the bottom of your library.)
Bunnyrat's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures that share a name with it you control.
they breed like... oh fuck.
*/*
 C 
Creature – Plant Boar
{g}{t}: Tap or untap another target plant
1/1
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature gains, "{c}{c}: Attach this creature with an equipment, all counters provided by the equipment are doubled"
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
Flying
{t}: Another target creature with converted mana cost 3 or less gains Flying until end of turn
1/1
 C 
Creature – Hitmyran
{1}{b}: +1/+1 until end of turn
2/3
 C 
Instant
Target creature is no longer a creature until end of turn
 C 
Creature – Horse Worker
2/2
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Haste, Flying
2/1
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
 T 
Token Artifact – Food Delectable
Sacrifice Blue Jellyfish Jam: Heal target creature. If a Plant creature is healed this way, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Savage Resurgence (rare)
Aquaphobia (uncommon)
Potty Training (uncommon)
Soul Ring (uncommon)
Spawnkill (common)
Cramming Aetherborn (common)
Bunnyrat (common)
Hedgehog (common)
Gucci Handbag (common)
Air Elemelon (common)
Vindictive Hitmyran (common)
Dehumanize (common)
Workhorse (common)
Restless Soul (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Blue Jellyfish Jam (token)