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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
!
{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 as long as it's attacking.
He exclaimed something in the midst of the battle, they were his last words, and they were lost to the noise.
 
Hydra-Lick Press
{5}{c}{c}
 
 R 
Artifact
{5}{c}{c}{t}: Destroy any number of permanents
Wig
{r}{y}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Wig is Orange
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +1/+1
If Wig is attached to a President, equipped creature gets +5/+5, has Haste and "When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it, then destroy target land"
Tou Rette's Turret
{4}
 
 U 
Legendary Artifact
Whenever an opponent uses a mannerism, shock each target they own
Home Makeover
{w}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Transform target Structure
Asterisk
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Asterisk only when opponent swears
Choose one:
-Physically harm opponent
-Draw a card
Lord of the Buffets
{5}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fatso Lord
Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
5/8
Bakery
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Chef Habitat
Cook Bread – {1}{g} ({1}{g}: Create a Bread token)
Tap an untapped Chef you control: You gain 2 life.
Pig Tails
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Female Human Child {1}
Equipped Female Human Child has Hexproof and gains "Tap a Boar you control: Flip a coin, if it lands on Tails, gain 2 life, activate this ability only once per turn"
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists
{s}
 
 C 
Basic Creature – Evil
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists gets +1/+0 for each totally unique creature we share
Whenever a non-nice creature enters the cuddlefield, return me to Mommy's tummy and put a Victim counter on me
0/0
Gift of Power
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Power enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Deathtouch.
Cowward
{w/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Cow Coward
(Cowards cannot block)
Cowardice (Whenever a creature with a higher cost, power, or toughness than this creature enters the battlefield, exile Cowward thrice and lose 100 life.)
0/1
Shitpost
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Post something on social media that could be considered "random" and "shitty", if you get a negative comment or dislike, you may discard a card
Clayman of Nam Yalc
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Clayman
2/3
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Bruce Willis
 T 
Token Creature – Human Swaglord
8/8

! (common, foil)
Hydra-Lick Press (rare)
Wig (uncommon)
Tou Rette's Turret (uncommon)
Home Makeover (uncommon)
Asterisk (common)
Lord of the Buffets (common)
Bakery (common)
Pig Tails (common)
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists (common)
Gift of Power (common)
Cowward (common)
Shitpost (common)
Clayman of Nam Yalc (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Bruce Willis (token)