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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Garfield, Lazy Lynx
{3}{r}{y}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Cat Fatso
Garfield, Lazy Lynx is orange
{t}: Cats you control get +2/+4 until end of turn and lose all abilities
{2}: Destroy target Wolf or Hound creature
2/4
Platinum Armor
{5}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Warrior {3}
Equipped Warrior has +0/+30 and gains Indestructible
Paranoia
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gains "Every 5 seconds, tap then untap this creature, put a Paranoia counter on it" and "Whenever this creature has 500 or more Paranoia counters on it, sacrifice it and destroy all other creatures"
Sub-Aquatic Inventor
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Merfolk Artificer
Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.), Curiosity (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.)
1/3
Add Frenzy
{3}{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a card, then put it into your hand
Storm
JUST KEEP CLICKING NEW CARD, IDEAS WILL COME TO YOU!!
Green Aura
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is green in addition to it's other colors
Bedtime
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Cast Bedtime only if the sun is setting

{0}: Create a Dream token, activate this ability only if you are sleeping, and only if it has been 15 minutes since last being activated

When the sun rises, sacrifice Bedtime
Enraging Dream
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Enraging Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Enraging Dream deals 5 damage to target creature or player
Illuminate the Appetite
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target white spell or destroy target white creature
Proletariat
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer Worker
{t}: Create a Food token
{t}: Create an Artifact token
1/1
Doze
{u/r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Tap target creature and create an Idea token
Warrior's Pillow
{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +1/+0 and Reach
Squirrel Pearl
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token
Illuminate the Mind (redone srsly)
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target spell. If a green spell was countered this way, tap target land it's controller controls.
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Bozo
 T 
Token Creature – Human Drunk Clown
Whenever a Beer Token enters the battlefield under your control, Bozo gets +2/+2 until end of turn
5/5

Garfield, Lazy Lynx (rare)
Platinum Armor (uncommon)
Paranoia (uncommon)
Sub-Aquatic Inventor (uncommon)
Add Frenzy (common)
Green Aura (common)
Bedtime (common)
Enraging Dream (common)
Illuminate the Appetite (common)
Proletariat (common)
Doze (common)
Warrior's Pillow (common)
Squirrel Pearl (common)
Illuminate the Mind (redone srsly) (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Bozo (token)