[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Finishing Move #6: Planar Phasing Event Causing Cosmic Waves    M  Sorcery – Finisher Exile up to six target permanents you control, then return them to the battlefield. If one or more abilities are triggered this way, they trigger an additional time. You lose the game at the end of this turn.	Restricted Exploitation    U  Enchantment Players cannot play more than one land in a turn, even if another effect allows them to. "If the Ancient Egyptians had done this, their land on the Nile would not have suffered from desertification" - EpicHistorian420	Timelapse    U  Instant Skip target player's turn	aplsos    U  Artifact – Food : gain 2 life, then read a dank meme danksos
Sillytize    C  Instant Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)	Polar Bear    C  Creature – Polarbear 2/2	Bag of Cheetos    C  Artifact – Food Bag of Cheetos is Orange : Eat a Cheeto, then discard a card and lose 2 life	Goggles of Vision    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature's abilities may not be countered or prevented
Apartment Complex    C  Artifact – Structure Habitat, Rental (You may put this card from your onto the battlefield. If you do, put X Rent counters on it, where X is it's converted mana cost. When this permanent leaves the battlefield, if it has any Rent counters on it, you lose the game. : Remove a Rent counter from this permanent.) At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, they may give you $200.00 CAD for each creature inhabiting this structure. If they don't, they lose the game.	Space Chimp    C  Creature – Ape Astronaut Flying 1/1	Egg    C  Artifact Creature – Food Egg , Tear Egg into as many pieces as you can within 5 seconds: Add a quarter of for each new piece of Egg beyond the first, then sacrifice them all and throw them away	Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises    C  Legendary Creature – Teenager Mutant Ninja Turtle Pirateson Haste, Menace, Trample, Deathtouch, Vigilance When Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enters the battlefield create three tokens that are copies of it 2.13/2.13
Self Harm    C  Enchantment Whenever you lose life, draw a card	Boned Fish    C  Creature – Fish Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) 1/2	Bay Sick    B  Basic Instant As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life	Fish  T  Token Creature – Fish Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) 2/2

Finishing Move #6: Planar Phasing Event Causing Cosmic Waves (mythic)
Restricted Exploitation (uncommon)
Timelapse (uncommon)
aplsos (uncommon)
Sillytize (common)
Polar Bear (common)
Bag of Cheetos (common)
Goggles of Vision (common)
Apartment Complex (common)
Space Chimp (common)
Egg (common)
Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises (common)
Self Harm (common)
Boned Fish (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Fish (token)