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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Minister of Silly Walks
{3}{w}{w}
 
 M 
Legendary Silly Creature – Lord
{t}: Until end of turn, Silly creatures you control gain Landwalk.
5/5
It's Alive!
{4}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Artifact Zombie
Enchanted Artifact Zombie becomes a creature and gains +4/+4
Exterminate
{b}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Put five Destruction counters on target creature, activate this ability only if you control a red or black Robot
Wet Willie
{u}{r}
 
 U 
Instant – Urge
Target opponent gets a wet willie, if they cry, they have to give you $5.00 CAD, or concede the game
Clone Trooper
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Clone Soldier
Haste, Vigilance
2/2
Gift of Power
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Power enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Deathtouch.
Bad Pun
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Laugh 4 (To Laugh, laugh for at least four seconds. If you do, you gain 4 life.).
You lose 2 life.
Egg Yolk
{y}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
Tap a yellow creature you control, Sacrifice Egg Yolk: Gain half of a life
Zoom
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Split Second
Choose one:
-Skip the next step or phase of target player's turn
-Target spell or ability on the stack resolves, all other spells or abilities on the stack do not resolve, for each spell or ability that does not resolve this way, pay {1} or lose 1 life
Spawnkill
{w}{w}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield target creature Spawnkill's controller controls destroys it, then Spawnkill's controller sacrifices Spawnkill
Long Legs
{1}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Spider
Reach
1/3
Tardigrade
{0}
 
 C 
Creature – Germ
Protection from everything
0/1
Blue Mana Potion
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Blue Mana Potion: Target creature you control gains "{t}: Draw half X cards rounded up", where X is that creature's converted mana cost
Bad Yh
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Yh
Deathtouch
Evil and Evils get -1/-1
The offspring of the Vils, the Yhs killed their fathers and yearn to be the Worstestest
1/1
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Bozo
 T 
Token Creature – Human Drunk Clown
Whenever a Beer Token enters the battlefield under your control, Bozo gets +2/+2 until end of turn
5/5

Minister of Silly Walks (mythic)
It's Alive! (uncommon)
Exterminate (uncommon)
Wet Willie (uncommon)
Clone Trooper (common)
Gift of Power (common)
Bad Pun (common)
Egg Yolk (common)
Zoom (common)
Spawnkill (common)
Long Legs (common)
Tardigrade (common)
Blue Mana Potion (common)
Bad Yh (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Bozo (token)