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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Double Jump
{3}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Two target creatures gain Jump Boost 2 until end of turn
 
Alienware
{7}
 
 R 
Legendary Artifact – Technology
Whenever you cast a spell, create a LMAOAlien creature token, and put X +1/+1 counters divided as you choose among any number of target creatures, where X is the number LMAOAlien tokens you control
Forged my the LMAOAliens, on the planet of lmaoao
Sandy Oak
{2}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Treefolk
Whenever Sandy Oak blocks a creature, create a 1/1 Sand creature token that you may assign as a blocker, blocking the creature Sandy Oak is blocking.
2/4
Packing
{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Put up to two cards on target permanent you control with Storage
Overload {3}{b}{b}
Suna
{w}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human
1/1
Lana
{w}{g}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human
1/1
Apple Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
All Artifacts gain "{t}: Google"
{2}{c}{c}: Gain 1 life for each Artifact that Googled this turn
Pinja
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Starfish Ninja
When Pinja enters the battlefield it deals X damage to any target where X is the amount of colors spent to cast it, X may not be more than 8. This damage cannot be countered or prevented, this loss of life cannot be countered or prevented
2/1
Teenager
{10}{r}{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Evil Teenager Idiot
13/13
Token Black
 
 C 
Legendary Token Creature – Human
As long as you control Token Black you cannot be racist
0/1
MC Villager
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Peasant
{1}{g}, {t}: Trade Block (You and target opponent each put a Block card from your hands into the other player's hand.)
2/2
Branding of the Sheep
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Tribal Enchantment – Sheep Aura
Equipped creature is a Sheep and gets +0/+X where X is the number of Sheep you control.
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Flying Carpet
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct
Flying

Passenger 1 (Whenever Flying Carpet attacks and isn't blocked, you may place up to one blocked creatures you control on it UEOT. Flying Carpet gets +X/+0 where X is the total power of cards placed on it.)
1/2
Gold Bar
{y}A
 
 C 
Artifact
Gold Bar is Gold

{0}: Target player gives you $45.00 CAD, if they do, sacrifice Gold Bar, this may not be countered or prevented
Black Widow
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Spider
Deathtouch, Infect
{b}{b}: Black Widow breeds with another creature, Black Widow destroy's that creature at the end of the turn, then create a PoisonVial token
2/1
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Gift
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Gift: Choose one:
– Gain 5 life
– Draw a card
– Untap target permanent

Double Jump (common, foil)
Alienware (rare)
Sandy Oak (uncommon)
Packing (uncommon)
Suna // Lana (uncommon)
Apple Logo (common)
Pinja (common)
Teenager (common)
Token Black (common)
MC Villager (common)
Branding of the Sheep (common)
Flying Carpet (common)
Gold Bar (common)
Black Widow (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Gift (token)