[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.

Underworld Prison R Enchantment Whenever a creature you don't control attacks or blocks, it's controller loses 2 life and discards a card. You gain 1 life and draw a card.	Infernal Pig U Creature – Pig Demon When Infernal Pig enters the battlefield you may sacrifice a land. If you do, destroy target land and put a +1/+1 counter on Infernal Pig. 5/5	aplsos U Artifact – Food : gain 2 life, then read a dank meme danksos	Potty Training U Enchantment At the beginning of your upkeep, you may Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target Child creature you control.
hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? C Basic Snow Land – Plains Island Swamp Mountain Forest When hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? enters the battlefield, you lose 1 life unless you control a permanent. : Add	Web C Artifact Web is White As an additional cost to cast Web, tap an untapped Spider you control Spider habitat : Target Insect inhabits Web until end of turn. At the end of turn, flip a coin. If you win, destroy that creature and you gain 3 life	Kerv Beest C Creature – Beast X is equal to your current turn minus one Kerv Beest's power and toughness are both equal to your current turn. /	Yutt C Creature – Yutt 2/2
Sillyfy C Instant Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)	Sand Block C Artifact – Block (Sand Block can be Smelted) , : Drop Sand Block from a height of at least one foot. Then, attach it to all creatures it touches. Every 0.5 seconds, this Block deals 0.5 damage to all creatures it is attached to. Glass Block C Artifact – Block , Sacrifice Glass Block: It deals 6 damage to target player, and they get a Poison counter	Bitswirl C Creature – Fish When Bitswirl enters the battlefield, draw a card. A tiny microorganism became the first fish 0/1	Ancient Vil C Creature – Vil Ancient Vil is Historic Ancient Vil enters the battlefield with 999999999999999 Age counters on it In the olden days (b4 big bang) there were Vils who were the first evil creatures, they became Evils when the idea for the internet became possible, right when the big bang wiped out their species 1/1
Illuminate the Appetite C Instant Counter target white spell or destroy target white creature	On A Stick C Suffix Suffixed permanent is a food equipment in addition to it's other types and gains Equip Fatso Sacrifice Suffixed permanent: put two +0/+1 counters on Equipped Fatso, activate this ability only if Suffixed permanent is equipped to a Fatso	Draconic Dragon LIF POIN B Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect Cast this spell only if you could. Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three : Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench. -1/2500	Idea T Token Enchantment Artifact , Sacrifice Idea: Put a card you created into play.