[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Equip
Equipped creature has +2/+1 and Reach pew pew
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ENDLESSTOUCH
28/28
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Skip target player's turn
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Reenact the entire plot of Futurama
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Equip Female Wizard
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Equipped Female Wizard has +2/+1, is black, and has Flying |
Equip
Equipped creature has +18/+0 and has Hexproof |
Suffixed permanent is a food equipment in addition to it's other types and gains Equip Fatso
Sacrifice Suffixed permanent: put two +0/+1 counters on Equipped Fatso, activate this ability only if Suffixed permanent is equipped to a Fatso |
Counter target counterspell
"Counter that."
"Heh good thing im splashing blue" "Do we even want to play this game?" "I think it's like Golf." |
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3/3
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Deathlink (Damage dealt by Notak causes it's controller to lose that much life)
1/1
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![]() , : Trade Block (You and target opponent each put a Block card from your hands into the other player's hand.)2/2
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Cast Eep only when a creature you control takes damage.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.) |
Equip
Equipped creature's abilities cost less and require tapping |
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.-1/2500
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Smoke –
, Sacrifice Cigarette, Pretend to Smoke for 2.25 seconds: Put a -0/-1 counter on target creature and put a Guilt counter on each of it's Parent creatures. If four or more -0/-1 counters are put on a creature this way, it gains Deathtouch |
Finger Gun
(common, foil)
Aggrocius Murdeath
(mythic)
Timelapse
(uncommon)
Futurama
(uncommon)
Witch's Broom
(uncommon)
Flute
(common)
On A Stick
(common)
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE!
(common)
Bleck
(common)
Iacian Brainiac
(common)
Notak
(common)
MC Villager
(common)
Eep
(common)
Bear Paw (The Morbidcharm)
(common)
Draconic Dragon
(basic)
Cigarette
(token)






: Trade Block (You and target opponent each put a Block card from your hands into the other player's hand.)
POIN
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.