[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
![]() ![]() ![]() : Destroy any number of permanents |
X is equal to your current turn minus two
Kerv Stompah's power and toughness are equal to your current turn. If the current turn is 4 or later, it's equal to your current turn plus one, also it has Trample. */*
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Exile target creature that entered the battlefield this turn. If a black creature was exiled this way, it's controller cannot cast spells during your next turn.
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When Psychotic Arsonist enters the battlefield it deals 2 damage to target creature or player
Madness ![]() (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)2/2
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Target creature is no longer a creature until end of turn
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: Combine two Artifacts
![]() , Sacrifice Glue: Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn and becomes a Druggy in addition to it's other types until end of the game |
![]() ![]() ![]() : Sacrifice Pinecone, create two copies of Pinecone except they are tokens |
Laugh 4 (To Laugh, laugh for at least four seconds. If you do, you gain 4 life.).
You lose 2 life. |
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I watch you when you sleep, soon I will eat your face
2/2
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: Sacrifice Cheesecake, gain 1 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $49.99 CAD in the last fifteen seconds |
Target player reads a card to all other player's simultaneously, then draws a card
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You jab any target (a jab is a quick unprepared poke with up to three fingers), then Jab shocks it
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2/2
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Enchant creature
When Gift of Learning enters the battlefield, draw a card. Enchanted creature gains Flying |
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.-1/2500
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At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one:
-Tattoo drains 2 -Add two mana of any one color -Destroy target creature with converted mana cost equal or less than the highest converted mana cost among creatures you control |
Hydra-Lick Press
(rare)
Kerv Stompah
(uncommon)
Illuminate the Soul (redone srsly)
(uncommon)
Psychotic Arsonist
(uncommon)
Dehumanize
(common)
Glue
(common)
Pinecone
(common)
Bad Pun
(common)
Teddy Bear
(common)
Cheesecake
(common)
Good Read (RTFC)
(common)
Jab
(common)
Polar Bear
(common)
Gift of Learning
(common)
Draconic Dragon
(basic)
Tattoo
(token)


: Destroy any number of permanents






POIN
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.