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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Eric Cartman, the Fractured but Whole
{4}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Demon Fatso
Scarred 4 (Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals 4 damage to all other creatures.)
Hungry 4 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put four +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.)
From the land of South Park many horrors arrive, but this, is certainly the darkest and most dreadful
2/6
Organize
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Move any number of creatures anywhere
Draw three cards
Loan Shark
{2}{u}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Fish Lord
Spells you control have Rental.
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
4/3
Rhetoricality
{?}{?}
 
 U 
Enchantment
(What should {?} be payed with?)
Whenever a player asks a rhetorical question, you may pay {1}. If you do, you gain 1 life.
Human Sacrifice
{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast this spell, tap an untapped Volcano you control and sacrifice a Human
Target God gets +2/+2 and can't attack until end of turn
MC Villager
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Peasant
{1}{g}, {t}: Trade Block (You and target opponent each put a Block card from your hands into the other player's hand.)
2/2
Basic Slave
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Add {b}
1/1
Strawberry Applesauce
{3}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Gain 4 life if you control a red Child
Temursaur
{u}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dinosaur
Trample
3/3
Computer
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Technology
{2}{e}: Google (Search something on https://www.google.com). If you do, draw a card.
Dfnembk Catcher
{6}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
{7}{u}, {t}: Tap target Faerie with converted mana cost, power and toughness 1 or less.
0/1
Spank
{w/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Spank pings target Child
Draw a card
Comment dump
 
 C 
 
Put endless comments on Comment dump
Bourgeois
{5}{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Evil Advisor Artificer Author Lord
Whenever money would be put on Bourgeois, triple that amount of money is put on Bourgeois instead
Bourgeois gets +5/+5 for each CAD$0.01 on it
{t}: Put CAD$999.99 on Bourgeois
1/1
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Monster
 T 
Token Creature – Monster
Deathtouch, Trample, Infect
8/8

Eric Cartman, the Fractured but Whole (rare)
Organize (uncommon)
Loan Shark (uncommon)
Rhetoricality (uncommon)
Human Sacrifice (common)
MC Villager (common)
Basic Slave (common)
Strawberry Applesauce (common)
Temursaur (common)
Computer (common)
Dfnembk Catcher (common)
Spank (common)
Comment dump (common)
Bourgeois (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Monster (token)