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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Pixel Ouphe
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Creature – Ouphe Internetian
Defender
Whenever Pixel Ouphe is dealt combat damage, you may put a +1/+1 counter on it (it must survive the damage for the counter to be placed on it)
0/5
 
Gladly in Gold
{3}{u}{u}
 
 R 
Sorcery
Draw a card for each Gold permanent you control
Patience
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Player's may not take extra turns
Boneless Fish
{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Fish
Flying, Defender
Agility was a new ability
1/3
Ass Hole
{b/g}{b/g}
 
 U 
Instant
Destroy target Land, if you do, you may tap any number of Donkeys
Fat Ass (the Second)
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey Fatso
Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add {r}.)
2/3
Smurf
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Smurf
When Smurf enters the battlefield, you may return target creature to it's owners hand
1/1
The MRS
{x}
 
 C 
Legendary Basic Running Gag Cardset – God Being of Ultimate Power
X is equal to the number of cards in this cardset
When The MRS enters the battlefield, for the remainder of the universe, players who make cards lose 2 life.
X/X
Brainless
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
Protection from Zombies
1/1
Pile of Trash
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
When Pile of Trash enters the battlefield, create two colorless Junk tokens.
Hamster
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat Boar
{t}: Sacrifice Hamster, create one Beef Jerky token, then draw a card
1/1
Sunset
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
It becomes Nighttime.
Bandage
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Bandage, Wait five seconds: Heal target creature, if you do, gain 15 life, activate this ability only if your life total is 75 or less
a card frfr?
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Choose one:
– Target creature gains Lure this turn.
– Target creature gains Indestructible this turn.
Entwine {1} (Choose both if you pay the entwine cost.)
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Puppetmastery
 T 
Emblem

Pixel Ouphe (common, foil)
Gladly in Gold (rare)
Patience (uncommon)
Boneless Fish (uncommon)
Ass Hole (uncommon)
Fat Ass (the Second) (common)
Smurf (common)
The MRS (common)
Brainless (common)
Pile of Trash (common)
Hamster (common)
Sunset (common)
Bandage (common)
a card frfr? (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Puppetmastery (token)