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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Explosive Diarrhea
{5}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Sorcery
Defecate 7 (Exile seven cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). If you do, destroy target permanent with converted mana cost 7 or less.
Infernal Pig
{b}{b}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Pig Demon
When Infernal Pig enters the battlefield you may sacrifice a land. If you do, destroy target land and put a +1/+1 counter on Infernal Pig.
5/5
No Backsies
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Silly Enchantment
Player that make players gain control of any number of things they do not own cannot regain control of those things.
I wanna Iguana!
{2}{r}
 
 U 
Instant – Urge
Create a 4/4 green Lizard creature token with Desertwalk
Merci
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
You gain 1 life. Then, repeat this process twice.
Yes
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
Target spell resolves
hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/?
 
 C 
Basic Snow Land – Plains Island Swamp Mountain Forest
When hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? enters the battlefield, you lose 1 life unless you control a permanent.
{t}: Add {10}
Red Apple
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Red Apple, gain 2 life
{r}{r}{t}, tap two Red creatures you control, sacrifice Red Apple: Gain 4 life and create a red Plant token
Green Apple
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Green Apple, gain 2 life
{g}{g}{t}, tap two Green creatures you control:, sacrifice Green Apple: Gain 4 life, and create a green Plant token
Evil Guy
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Evil Human
1/1
Swiss Cheese
{x}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Swiss Cheese enters the battlefield with X Hole counters on it
Rats you control get +1/+1 for each Hole counter on Swiss Cheese
{t}: Sacrifice Swiss Cheese, gain 4 life minus the number of Hole counters on Swiss Cheese
Whenever there are more than 3 Age counters on Swiss Cheese, sacrifice it
Bakery
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Chef Habitat
Cook Bread – {1}{g} ({1}{g}: Create a Bread token)
Tap an untapped Chef you control: You gain 2 life.
Redhead
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Haste
2/1
Hobo's Revenge
{2}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target Gold spell or ability
Leperboi
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Leper
{t}: Sacrifice any amount of Leperboi, discard a card for each square centimeter sacrificed this way
1/1
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Cigar
 T 
Token Artifact
Cigar is Red, Black and Green
Smoke – {t}, Sacrifice Cigar, Pretend to smoke for 7.75 seconds: Put two -0/-1 counters on target creature and put a Guilt counter on each of it's Parent creatures. If sixteen or more -0/-1 counters are put on a creature this way, it has "{t}: This creature's controller gains CAD $999.99"

Explosive Diarrhea (rare)
Infernal Pig (uncommon)
No Backsies (uncommon)
I wanna Iguana! (uncommon)
Merci (common)
Yes (common)
hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? (common)
Red Apple // Green Apple (common)
Evil Guy (common)
Swiss Cheese (common)
Bakery (common)
Redhead (common)
Hobo's Revenge (common)
Leperboi (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Cigar (token)