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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Crystal of Rekt
{4}
 
 R 
Enchantment Artifact
Every time a player gets Rekt, you may play a colorless card from your hand for free
Cantrip Master
{1}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Wizard
You may cast instant and sorcery spells with converted mana cost 1 or less as though they had a converted mana cost of 0. Whenever you do, you may gain 1 life.
1/3
Aquatog
{1}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Atog
Defender
Sacrifice an Island: +0/+1 and Hexproof until end of turn
0/2
Basic Jedi
{w}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Jedi
Protection from Sith
{w/u}{t}: Target creature cannot attack or block until end of turn
1/2
Basic Sith
{r}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Sith
Protection from Jedi
{r/b}{t}: Target creature must attack this turn, it gains +1/+1 until end of turn
2/1
Add Frenzy
{3}{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a card, then put it into your hand
Storm
JUST KEEP CLICKING NEW CARD, IDEAS WILL COME TO YOU!!
Gotta Go Fast!
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Gotta Go Fast! is Blue
Target Anime Protagonist Plant Boar you control gains Flash until end of turn
Stomposaurus
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dinosaur
At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card.
He mad
7/6
Flamingo
{r}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flamingo is pink
Flying
1/1
Red Apple
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Red Apple, gain 2 life
{r}{r}{t}, tap two Red creatures you control, sacrifice Red Apple: Gain 4 life and create a red Plant token
Green Apple
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Green Apple, gain 2 life
{g}{g}{t}, tap two Green creatures you control:, sacrifice Green Apple: Gain 4 life, and create a green Plant token
Shackles
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}

Equipped creature is a Slave in addition to it's other types, and gains "{3}{t}: Draw a card"

You control equipped creature
Jab
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
You jab any target (a jab is a quick unprepared poke with up to three fingers), then Jab shocks it
Charcoal
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target Food becomes black until end of turn, if that Food would become tapped for the remainder of the game, it's controller loses 1 life
Compleated Baboon
{1}{pg}
 
 C 
Creature – Ape-No-More
{3}{pg}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Compleated Baboon
Why? A cruel joke?
...
Oh. That's worse.
2/2
French Fry
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
You can have any number of French Fry in your deck
{t}: Sacrifice French Fry and all cards with the same name, gain X life where X is the number of cards named French Fry you control, do this once for each card named French Fry you control
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Bozo
 T 
Token Creature – Human Drunk Clown
Whenever a Beer Token enters the battlefield under your control, Bozo gets +2/+2 until end of turn
5/5

Crystal of Rekt (rare)
Cantrip Master (uncommon)
Aquatog (uncommon)
Basic Jedi // Basic Sith (uncommon)
Add Frenzy (common)
Gotta Go Fast! (common)
Stomposaurus (common)
Flamingo (common)
Red Apple // Green Apple (common)
Shackles (common)
Jab (common)
Charcoal (common)
Compleated Baboon (common)
French Fry (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Bozo (token)