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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Hulk
{5}{g}{g}{g}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Superhuman Hero Villain Monster
Trample, Indestructible, Hulk can only be blocked by five or more creatures
Annihilator 3
{b/r}{b/r}{b/r}: Monstrosity 5
8/5
Patient #119870
{c}{c}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – ???
{w}: We
{u}: Can
{b}: Save
{r}: Your
{g}: Soul
Patient #119870 has been showing signs of [AWAKENING], administer [GOODNIGHT]
2/2
Spidget Finner
{0}
 
 U 
Artifact
{t}: Spin Spidget Finner, if it spins more than 720 degrees and doesn't fall or touch any other cards, add one mana of any color for each dank meme you've read this turn
Voidhole
{3}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Artifact
Devoid
{t}: Destroy all other permanents
Brainless
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
Protection from Zombies
1/1
Celery Cerberus
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant Hound
Trample, Haste
4/4
Wall Nut
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Wall
Defender
{t}, Sacrifice Wall Nut: You gain 2 life
0/2
Navy War
{3}{u}{u}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Choose one:
-All Vehicles you control gain Swimming, Fishing and Reach until end of turn
-Any number of target Vehicles you control, fight any number of target creatures you don't control
Hood
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equip Rogue {0}
Equipped creature has Shroud and Shadow.
Wink
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Whenever a player would Laugh this turn, you may wink instead.
Gremlin
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Horror
2/1
Surge Protector
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip blue artifact
Equipped permanent has Protection from red instants.
Gnome Home
{3}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Gnome Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1.
{1}{u/g}, {t}: Create a 0/2 Gnome creature token with Defender and Hexproof.
Tagger
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Tag
Haste
{t}: Target creature becomes a Tag until it makes another creature a Tag
2/1
I, Eye
{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery – Self-Realization
You become a 1/1 blue Eye creature token with Flying, Curiosity (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.) and Protection from Everything until end of turn.
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Shipping Container
 T 
Artifact – Structure
Idiot and Rat Habitat
Storage 5

Hulk (rare)
Patient #119870 (uncommon)
Spidget Finner (uncommon)
Voidhole (uncommon)
Brainless (common)
Celery Cerberus (common)
Wall Nut (common)
Navy War (common)
Hood // Wink (common)
Gremlin (common)
Surge Protector (common)
Gnome Home (common)
Tagger (common)
I, Eye (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Shipping Container (token)