[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Companion – Each card in your deck has converted mana cost 3 or less.
You draw an additional card during each of your draw steps. 2/3
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Reenact the entire plot of Futurama
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Sacrifice a Junk: Add one mana of any color.
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Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.), Curiosity (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.)
1/3
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Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
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You jab any target (a jab is a quick unprepared poke with up to three fingers), then Jab shocks it
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Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature has three hundred sixty five or more Age counters on it, it's controller gains 1 life. Then, sacrifice Birthday |
Exile target artifact, colorless, Robot, Internetian, Spam or Troll permanent
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All spells and abilities that target creature's you control, target Nick Naomi instead
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Whenever an opponent mispronounces Nick Naomi's name, you may counter target spell, if you do, draw a card 1/2
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: Add , activate this ability only once each turn2/2
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Vigilance
1/2
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Whenever a creature spell is cast, take a picture of your naked body and post it on Facebook
Lily Vester has still been silent about the release of these shocking, and somewhat arousing images
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Target opposed creature you control pings each creature opposing it
Remove target opposed creature you control from combat
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Equip
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ( , : Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.) |
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life |
, Sacrifice Gift: Choose one:
– Gain 5 life – Draw a card – Untap target permanent |
Shivari the Spellspammer
(rare)
Futurama
(uncommon)
Trashbin
(uncommon)
Sub-Aquatic Inventor
(uncommon)
Take a Dump
(common)
Jab
(common)
Birthday
(common)
Error 404: Magic Card not Found
(common)
Nick Naomi
(common)
Earth Elemelon
(common)
Soul Ak
(common)
Leaked Nudes
(common)
Fight Reflex // Flight Reflex
(common)
Ingrown Toenail
(common)
Bay Sick
(basic)
Gift
(token)







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