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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You Only Ask Once (YOAO)
{w}
 
 U 
Instant
One-Off (Only one of You Only Ask Once (YOAO) may be in any deck, and only one may be played per match)
Target player may reveal their hand. If they don't, you gain 7 life.
 
Junkyard Dreadnought
{12}
 
 M 
Artifact Creature – Construct Demon
Junkyard Dreadnought costs {1} less to cast for each Junk you control.
Trample, Indestructible
12/12
Pothead
{1}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Idiot
{g/b}: Create a PoisonVial token
2/3
Aging
{3}{g}
 
 U 
Instant
Put four Age counters on target creatures
Codename: Equestrian
{3}{w}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Centaur
Horsemanship
Other Horses you control get +0/+2 and gain Trample
3/5
Statically Triggered Activist
{2}{s}{s}{s}
 
 C 
Basic Creature – Evil
Protection from everything
Whenever a white Male enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on it
{e}{e}{e}{t}: Put a poison counter on target TVShow
5/1
Landlubber
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Elf Druid
Gain 100 life: Create any number of Lands
Landlubber is the Bane of Pirates
1/1
Gucci Wool Hat
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Rat {2}

Equipped Rat has "{r}: Uncombine two other target creatures breeding together, breed one of the creatures with this creature, activate this ability only if the creature breeding with this creature is uncombined"
Haiku Page
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Say a haiku, if all players like it, you may Scry 3
Bear Paw
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{g}{t}: Sacrifice Bear Paw and target Bear you control, gain 2 life for each gram of sugar you have eaten today
Junkrat
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat
You may pay an additional {4} when you cast this spell, if you do, it gains Deathtouch.
When Junkrat enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target creature. If that creature dies this way, search your library for a Junk and put it on top of your library.
2/1
Diamond Sword
{2}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equip to Human creature
Equipped creature has +7/+0
Domodino
{3}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Domo Dinosaur
Trample, Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
5/5
Gulltist
{u/b}{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Aven Minion
1/1
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Electron
 T 
Token Artifact
Sacrifice Electron: Add {c}

You Only Ask Once (YOAO) (uncommon, foil)
Junkyard Dreadnought (mythic)
Pothead (uncommon)
Aging (uncommon)
Codename: Equestrian (uncommon)
Statically Triggered Activist (common)
Landlubber (common)
Gucci Wool Hat (common)
Haiku Page (common)
Bear Paw (common)
Junkrat (common)
Diamond Sword (common)
Domodino (common)
Gulltist (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Electron (token)