[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Bakin' Bacon    R  Enchantment – Aura Enchant orange Dog Enchanted creature has "Cook Bacon – (: Create a Bacon token)"	Anvil    U  Artifact : Combine two target Equipments	Suna    U  Legendary Creature – Human 1/1 Lana    U  Legendary Creature – Human 1/1	Plantation Worker    U  Creature – Human Worker Slave : Create two 1/1 black and green Plant tokens 2/3
Mr Commitment Issues    C  Creature – Human Mr Commitment Issues cannot be combined or bred with other creatures At the end of every turn remove all counters from Mr Commitment Issues 4/4	Cancerous Magic Player    C  Creature – Human Child When Cancerous Magic Player enters the battlefield, choose one: – For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Rabiah block. – For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Mercadia block. – Crease target card an opponent owns. – Unsleeve all cards in target opponent's deck – The next blue spell you cast this turn costs instead 1/1	Pringles Logo    C  Artifact – Logo : Target player eats a Pringle, any player may activate this ability Whenever any player eats a Pringle, they draw a card and gain 2 life	Bull's Eye    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature is the target of all spells and abilities
Jellyfish    C  Creature – Jellyfish , Remove Jellyfish from combat: Jellyfish deals 1 damage to any target. Tap an untapped Plant you control, : Create a Jellyfish Jam artifact Food token. 2/1	Bitswirl    C  Creature – Fish When Bitswirl enters the battlefield, draw a card. A tiny microorganism became the first fish 0/1	Hellfyre Shot    C  Sorcery Kicker – If Hellfyre Shot was kicked, it has Deathtouch. Hellfyre Shot deals 2 damage to target creature.	Erase from History    C  Sorcery Choose one: -Destroy target Historic permanent -Counter target Historic spell -Exile target Historic card -Target card is not Historic this turn -Target card with converted mana cost 100 or less is not Historic for the remainder of the game
Alphabet Soup    C  Artifact – Food : Add or and gain 2 life Whenever Alphabet Soup becomes tapped, choose a letter At the end of each turn, if you control a permanent with all the chosen letters in it's name, draw seven cards and gain 7 life. If not, sacrifice Alphabet Soup, discard seven cards and lose 7 life	Nucard    C  Creature – Nucard : Imprint Nucard gains all Evergreen abilities of creatures Imprinted on it 2/2	Draconic Dragon LIF POIN    B  Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect Cast this spell only if you could. Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three : Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench. -1/2500	Cockroach  T  Token Creature – Insect Deathtouch Whenever you cast a green or black spell, Cockroach gains Infect until end of turn 1/1

Bakin' Bacon (rare)
Anvil (uncommon)
Suna // Lana (uncommon)
Plantation Worker (uncommon)
Mr Commitment Issues (common)
Cancerous Magic Player (common)
Pringles Logo (common)
Bull's Eye (common)
Jellyfish (common)
Bitswirl (common)
Hellfyre Shot (common)
Erase from History (common)
Alphabet Soup (common)
Nucard (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Cockroach (token)