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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
Haste
Life is too short to not have fun
2/1
 
 R 
Creature – Human Artificer
Flying
Other creatures you control with Flying get +1/+1 and whenever one or more of them deal combat damage to a player, that player cannot cast more than one spell during their next turn.
3/4
 U 
Instant
Destroy target creature that attacked this turn
 U 
Creature – Zombie Soldier
Spectacle {2}{b} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.)
All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to Unwilling Bodyguard instead.
Whenever Unwilling Bodyguard is dealt damage or dies, target player discards a card.
2/4
 U 
Instant – Urge
Create a 4/4 green Lizard creature token with Desertwalk
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Blue Mana Potion: Target creature you control gains "{t}: Draw half X cards rounded up", where X is that creature's converted mana cost
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Unequip {4}
Equipped creature has +2/+0 and First Strike
 C 
Instant – Urge
Show your friend a Dank Meme, if they laugh, they lose the game
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
(Doggo transforms from Pupper)
When Doggo enters the battlefield, it has your choice of Haste or Trample until end of turn
Tap another Human you control: Transform Doggo
(Doggo transforms into Old Friend)
2/2
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Starfish Ninja
When Pinja enters the battlefield it deals X damage to any target where X is the amount of colors spent to cast it, X may not be more than 8. This damage cannot be countered or prevented, this loss of life cannot be countered or prevented
2/1
 C 
Creature – Elf Artificer
{2}{g}: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by creatures this turn. Put ta +1/+1 counter on all Faeries that had their damage prevented this way.
2/2
 C 
Artifact
What should {?} be payed with?
{t}: Quizzical Axe shocks any target, if that target is destroyed, see a therapist
 C 
Enchantment Artifact
{2}, {t}: Destroy target nonwhite creature
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equip Rogue {0}
Equipped creature has Shroud and Shadow.
Wink
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Whenever a player would Laugh this turn, you may wink instead.
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
 T 
Token Creature
Flying
{3}, Tweet: Draw a card
1/1

Passionate Aetherborn (common, foil)
Winged Falconeer (rare)
Guilty Verdict (uncommon)
Unwilling Bodyguard (uncommon)
I wanna Iguana! (uncommon)
Blue Mana Potion (common)
Sword with Daddy Issues (common)
Dank memes (common)
Doggo (common)
Pinja (common)
NCN Crafter (common)
Quizzical Axe (common)
Holy Symbol (common)
Hood // Wink (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Twitterbyrd (token)