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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Excellent Ragecaster
{2}{r}{r}
 
 M 
Creature – Human Wizard
Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.), Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
{t}: Excellent Ragecaster deals damage equal to it's power to any target.
2/5
SMOrc or Hi Iq?
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Choose one:
– SMOrc or Hi Iq? deals 5 damage to target player
– SMOrc or Hi Iq? deals 1 damage to all creatures and planeswalkers target player controls.
Megashroom
{r/w}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature has +2/+2 and has Jump Boost 2
If enchanted creature would go to the graveyard from play, sacrifice Megashroom, then return enchanted creature to the battlefield
Can I Axe you a Question?
{6}
 
 U 
Instant
Ask target creature a question, if they don't answer, deal 6 damage to that creature
Censor Bar
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Censor Bar only when opponent swears
Choose one:
-Physically harm opponent
-Draw a card
Illuminate the Mind
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target green permanent or counter target green spell.
Jinjurrbred Man
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Human
Haste
{r}{t}: Jinjurrbred Man breeds with another card named Jinjurrbred Man
2/1
Growth
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put twenty +1/+1 counters on target creature you control
Buzz Lightyear
{3}
 
 C 
Legendary Artifact Creature – Demon Robot Toy
Flying
2/3
Pylon
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Move target Vehicle
Fly
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
Flying
0.5/0.5
Pixel Ouphe
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Creature – Ouphe Internetian
Defender
Whenever Pixel Ouphe is dealt combat damage, you may put a +1/+1 counter on it (it must survive the damage for the counter to be placed on it)
0/5
Birthday
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature has three hundred sixty five or more Age counters on it, it's controller gains 1 life. Then, sacrifice Birthday
Penguin
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Penguin
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming)
1/1
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Suicide Bomber
 T 
Token Creature – Human Soldier
{0}: Sacrifice Suicide Bomber, it shocks target creature or Structure
2/3

Excellent Ragecaster (mythic)
SMOrc or Hi Iq? (uncommon)
Megashroom (uncommon)
Can I Axe you a Question? (uncommon)
Censor Bar (common)
Illuminate the Mind (common)
Jinjurrbred Man (common)
Growth (common)
Buzz Lightyear (common)
Pylon (common)
Fly (common)
Pixel Ouphe (common)
Birthday (common)
Penguin (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Suicide Bomber (token)