[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Trample, Reach
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) 8/8
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Wig is Orange
Equip
Equipped creature has +1/+1 If Wig is attached to a President, equipped creature gets +5/+5, has Haste and "When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it, then destroy target land" |
Player that make players gain control of any number of things they do not own cannot regain control of those things.
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Horsemanship
Other Horses you control get +0/+2 and gain Trample 3/5
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Target creature has +1/+0 until end of turn
The Bork is too stronk with dis one
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Put a Stink counter on target Smelly card
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Storage 2 (As long as there are two or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
: Choose a card on Deckbox and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Deckbox for at least one turn.) |
(Sand Block can be Smelted)
, : Drop Sand Block from a height of at least one foot. Then, attach it to all creatures it touches.
Every 0.5 seconds, this Block deals 0.5 damage to all creatures it is attached to. , Sacrifice Glass Block: It deals 6 damage to target player, and they get a Poison counter |
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Kicker
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Move target Island up to two centimeters. If Ebb was kicked, you may move it up to one meter instead. When you do, any permanents it touched are returned to their owners hands. |
GamBling is Gold
: Add ![]() or ![]() only if you earned money this turn and only once each turn |
Split Second
Choose one: -Skip the next step or phase of target player's turn -Target spell or ability on the stack resolves, all other spells or abilities on the stack do not resolve, for each spell or ability that does not resolve this way, pay or lose 1 life |
pukes
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Equip blue non-Human Animal Creature
Equipped blue non-Human Animal Creature gains +0/+2 and has protection from sharp creatures (a creature is sharp if it has greater power than toughness) |
Counter target white spell or destroy target white creature
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: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
: Gain 2 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten Sugar today. Put a Lick counter on IceCream
When IceCream has 5 or more Lick counters on it, sacrifice it |
Aquapus
(rare)
Wig
(uncommon)
No Backsies
(uncommon)
Codename: Equestrian
(uncommon)
Bork
(common)
Stinkify
(common)
Deckbox
(common)
Sand Block
(common)
Ebb
(common)
GamBling
(common)
Zoom
(common)
Kale
(common)
Shell Armor
(common)
Illuminate the Appetite
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
IceCream
(token)






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: Drop Sand Block from a height of at least one foot. Then, attach it to all creatures it touches.
: Add