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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Domo Dojo
{5}{w}
 
 R 
Artifact – Structure
Domo Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +2/+2 and gain First Strike.
Jumble
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Change up to three target creature's names
Draw a card
Hippocricket
{2}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Hippo Insect
Trample, Flying
2/4
Norsery
{w}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Child Habitat
{w}: Put a Healing counter on target creature.
{b}: Put a Cruelty counter on target creature.
{r}: Put a Barbaric counter on target creature.
Whenever a creature inhabiting this structure is removed from it, you gain 8 life for each Healing counter on it, target player loses 6 life for each Cruelty counter on it, and Norsery deals 4 damage to any target for each Barbaric counter on it.
Thief
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Rogue
Pay 5 life, {t}: Steal target card from another player's hand
1/1
Bunnyrat
{b/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit Rat
Flash
A deck can have any number of cards named Bunnyrat
When Bunnyrat enters the battlefield, Ripple 100 (When you cast this spell, you may reveal the top one hundred cards of your library. You may cast any revealed cards with the same name as this spell without paying their mana costs. Put the rest on the bottom of your library.)
Bunnyrat's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures that share a name with it you control.
they breed like... oh fuck.
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Faciality
{1}{g}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Creatures with Faces in their art have +1/+1
Tardigrade
{0}
 
 C 
Creature – Germ
Protection from everything
0/1
Pig Tails
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Female Human Child {1}
Equipped Female Human Child has Hexproof and gains "Tap a Boar you control: Flip a coin, if it lands on Tails, gain 2 life, activate this ability only once per turn"
Pumpkin
{r}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Pumpkin is Orange
{t}: Sacrifice Pumpkin, gain 3 life
Tap a creature you control: Transform Pumpkin
Pumpkin Hat
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature has protection from Monsters
Jalapeno
{r/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Choose one:
-Target player eats a Jalapeno
-Jalapeno shocks target tapped creature
Sharp
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is Sharp until end of turn
Lava Spitter
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Lizard
{r}, Sacrifice Lava Spitter: It deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
2/1
Wedding Ring
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Wedding Ring is Pink
Equip {2}
At the beginning of your upkeep, equipped creature breeds with another target creature you control
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Burger
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Burger, go eat a burger, then continue the game
Im sure your hungry

Domo Dojo (rare)
Jumble (uncommon)
Hippocricket (uncommon)
Norsery (uncommon)
Thief (common)
Bunnyrat (common)
Faciality (common)
Tardigrade (common)
Pig Tails (common)
Pumpkin (common)
Jalapeno (common)
Sharp (common)
Lava Spitter (common)
Wedding Ring (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Burger (token)