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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Psionic Prison
{1}{u}{u}
 
 R 
Enchantment – Aura Curse
Enchant player
Whenever a creature enchanted player controls would become tapped, return it to it's owners hand, unless it's controller pays {2}.
{3}{u}: Tap target creature.
Waiting for dinner
{2}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All your creatures gain Hungry 2 until end of turn
Codename: Baseball
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Rogue
Vigilance, Plainswalk
{2}, {t}: Exile target artifact spell
2/3
Rangery
{1}{w}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment
When Rangery enters the battlefield, tap all creatures without Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, or Spaceflight, they cannot untap while Rangery is in play
Whenever a creature without Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing or Spaceflight enters the battlefield, tap it, it cannot untap while Rangery is in play
Pinkhole
{r/w}{r/w}{r/w}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target land or creature
Dungfeaster
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
Swampwalk
Tap a swamp you control, {b}: Target player loses 1 life
1/1
Child Soldier
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Child Soldier
Last-Strike
Child Soldier cannot attack or block alone
2/1
Skysheep
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Skysheep
Exile Skysheep: Create a Sound Cloud token
Oft mistaken for clouds
1/1
Housewife
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Defender
Cook Bread – {1}{g} ({1}{g}: Create a Bread token)
1/3
4K doesnt make a bad thing good
 
 C 
 
Accept that graphics aren't the only factor to whether something is quality
playable common removal
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Deal 4 damage to target creature
I BELIEVE IT CAN EXIST!
NeverWet
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target thing becomes Hydrophobic until end of turn
At the beginning of your upkeep, gain $2500.00 for each YouTuber you control
Applesauce
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Applesauce, gain 2 life
Bear Paw
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{g}{t}: Sacrifice Bear Paw and target Bear you control, gain 2 life for each gram of sugar you have eaten today
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Book
 T 
Artifact
{t}: Read a page of a book, if you understand it, draw a card

Psionic Prison (rare)
Waiting for dinner (uncommon)
Codename: Baseball (uncommon)
Rangery (uncommon)
Pinkhole (common)
Dungfeaster (common)
Child Soldier (common)
Skysheep (common)
Housewife (common)
4K doesnt make a bad thing good (common)
playable common removal (common)
NeverWet (common)
Applesauce (common)
Bear Paw (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Book (token)