[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Other cards you control from My Random Shit get +?/+? and gain " : Add " (how much are those?)0/1
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Sacrifice Traffic Jam: You gain X life, where X is the number of Vehicles you control.
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Tap target blue creature.
Until end of turn, it becomes 0/1, loses all abilities except that it gains Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming). |
All equipped creatures gain +1/+0 for each equipment attached to them, they also gain Reach
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: Put a Ketchup counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
: Put a Mustard counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
![]() ![]() : Sacrifice Hot Dog: Post-Processing, gain 3 life, gain 7 additional life for each Mustard and Ketchup counter on it beyond the first |
Equip blue artifact
Equipped permanent has Protection from red instants. |
Spider Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1 and gain lifelink. ![]() : Freeze target Insect.
![]() : Destroys all Insects. You gain 2 life for each creature that dies this way. |
Create a 1/1 LmaoAlien token with Hexproof
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Pay
where X is 159 minus your IQ: Scry 100 then draw a card
Spells or abilities that would make you pay money are countered Spells or abilities that would make you eat, make you eat Ramen or Kraft Dinner instead 1/1
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Magnetic (You may have this creature enter the battlefield enchanting target Construct. If you do, enchanted creature has this permanent's text box.)
2/2
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Destroy target black permanent or counter target black spell.
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Flying, Super haste
1/1
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Haste
1/1
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Flying
2/1
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: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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, Sacrifice Sapphire: Add ![]() |
Andomshit Myr
(mythic)
Traffic Jam
(uncommon)
Fish (the Verb)
(uncommon)
Snipery
(uncommon)
Hot Dog: Post-Processing
(common)
Surge Protector
(common)
Silk Web
(common)
Lmao
(common)
Broke College Student
(common)
Boosterbot
(common)
Illuminate the Soul
(common)
Hummingbyrd
(common)
First Guy
(common)
Zombee
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Sapphire
(token)
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: Put a Ketchup counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
: Put a Mustard counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
where X is 159 minus your IQ: Scry 100 then draw a card