[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Exile the top X cards of your library, then reveal the top card of your library, choose it , then exile it with X time counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep remove a time counter from the chosen card Whenever there are no time counters on the chosen card, put it onto the battlefield and shoot it with a GLOCK-19 until it bleeds and dies, then flip a coin. Roll X twenty-sided dice, if you won the flip, you win up to a number of target games equal to the total sum of the dice's rolls. If you lost the flip, you lose that same number of games that your worst enemy must choose while illegally abusing you, which is legal until end of eternity |
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When Weirdo enters the battlefield, non-Weird creatures become pacified until end of turn (pacified creatures cannot attack or block and lose all abilities) 1/1
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Target creature becomes a 0/1 green Pickle and it loses all it's abilities.
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![]() : Triple the amount of counters on another target permanent, put a Height counter on Skyrocket
Whenever Skyrocket has three or more Height counters on it, exile it, then gain 3 life for each counter on permanents you control |
: Target player eats a Pringle, any player may activate this ability
Whenever any player eats a Pringle, they draw a card and gain 2 life |
: Add or ![]() 1/2
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Counter target Gold spell or ability
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Counter target counterspell
"Counter that."
"Heh good thing im splashing blue" "Do we even want to play this game?" "I think it's like Golf." |
, Sacrifice a Book: +1/+1 until end of turn1/1
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All Artifacts gain "
: Google"
![]() ![]() : Gain 1 life for each Artifact that Googled this turn |
Equipped creature is a Sheep and gets +0/+X where X is the number of Sheep you control.
Yo dude check out this sick new merch, am I good enough now, daddy?
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When Loyal Sycophant enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each creature you control with converted mana cost 1 or lses
1/1
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Deathlink (Damage dealt by Sin Fyip causes it's controller to lose that much life)
4/3
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1/1
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: Add , then you gain 1 life |
Deathtouch
Whenever you cast a green or black spell, Cockroach gains Infect until end of turn 1/1
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Tarot Card Reading
(mythic)
Weirdo
(uncommon)
Funniest Shit I've Ever Seen
(uncommon)
Skyrocket
(uncommon)
Pringles Logo
(common)
Mick's Crafter
(common)
Hobo's Revenge
(common)
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE!
(common)
Bookfiend
(common)
Apple Logo
(common)
Branding of the Sheep
(common)
Loyal Sycophant
(common)
Sin Fyip
(common)
Hick
(common)
Wheatfarm
(basic)
Cockroach
(token)








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