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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Annoying Orange
{r}{y}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Plant
Annoying Orange is Orange

{t}: Make an annoying noise, put a 1/1 Plant token creature with Defender onto the battlefield
2/2
Little Spoon
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep target player kisses you, they may pay {2} to counter that ability
Big Spoon
{3}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep you kiss target player, they may pay {3} to counter that ability, and slap you
Curse Fluency
{2}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Your swears cannot be countered
Whenever you swear, you may spit on target creature, if you do, destroy it, then throw it out. It cannot be recycled
A storm is coming to take my internet
{3}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Destroy all artifacts. Create those many 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens.
Brainless
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
Protection from Zombies
1/1
Griefing
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Put a Destruction counter on target Structure you don't control
Gucci Handbag
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature gains, "{c}{c}: Attach this creature with an equipment, all counters provided by the equipment are doubled"
Hopeful Dream
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Hopeful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
You gain 3 life and untap target creature you control with converted mana cost 3 or less
Crab
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Crab
Crab is Red
{1}: Crab has +1/+0 until end of turn
0/1
Wandering Soul
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying, Lifelink
1/2
Slobbermutt
{2}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound Idiot
Trample
{u}: Tap target creature, it becomes blue until end of turn
2/2
Microjumble
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Change target character in target creature's name
Draw a card
Bumfart
{g/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Put an Infect counter on target player
Slithering Ekam
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Snake
3/3
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Bread
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice one twelfth of Bread, gain 2 life or draw a card
{g}{g}: Target Plains you control becomes a Wheatfarm

Annoying Orange (rare)
Little Spoon // Big Spoon (uncommon)
Curse Fluency (uncommon)
A storm is coming to take my internet (uncommon)
Brainless (common)
Griefing (common)
Gucci Handbag (common)
Hopeful Dream (common)
Crab (common)
Wandering Soul (common)
Slobbermutt (common)
Microjumble (common)
Bumfart (common)
Slithering Ekam (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Bread (token)