[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Scumbob Swagpants is Yellow
Cumulative Upkeep: Discard a Plant card Whenever you control less than three Plants, sacrifice Scumbob Swagpants. Plants you control get -11/-1 and lose all abilities except Bad Defender The land of Bikini Bottom has many bottomsuckers, Scumbob being among the worse
10/10
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Enchant Equipment
Enchanted Equipment is the Bane of Spiders and Trilobites |
Equip creature
Equipped creature is a Yoyomaster in addition to it's other types and gains " : Yo-Yo pings target creature, then return that creature to it's owners hand" |
Shock any target
Deal 20 damage to any target
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Two target creatures gain Jump Boost 2 until end of turn
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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever a Food Artifact enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on this creature" |
Equip
Equipped creature is Red in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from red, and gets +1/+0 for each Red creature in play Red creatures have protection from the equipped creature |
Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, if it is a double-faced card, transform it
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Enchant black Creature
Enchanted creature cannot attack or block, and you control it |
Lockpick (
, : Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)1/1
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Equip Cleric or Worker
Whenever equipped creature attacks a player, that player loses all unspent . |
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Flying, Lifelink
1/1
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![]() , Remove Jellyfish from combat: Jellyfish deals 1 damage to any target.
Tap an untapped Plant you control, : Create a Jellyfish Jam artifact Food token.2/1
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: Add , then you gain 1 life |
, Tap another blue artifact, Sacrifice Pill: Flip a coin, if it lands on Heads, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn, if it lands on Tails, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn |
Scumbob Swagpants
(rare)
Bane of Arthropods
(uncommon)
Yo-Yo
(uncommon)
Boom // Explosion
(uncommon)
Double Jump
(common)
Allergies
(common)
Red Bandana
(common)
Evolve
(common)
Enslave
(common)
Lockpicker
(common)
Dust
(common)
Mop
(common)
Dark Fae of the NEMBK
(common)
Jellyfish
(common)
Wheatfarm
(basic)
Pill
(token)



: Yo-Yo pings target creature, then return that creature to it's owners hand"
