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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Creature – Fish
5/5
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Human
Equip {2}
Equipped Human has "Whenever this creature finishes breeding, gain 3 life"
 U 
Artifact
Stone of be careful what you wish for... enters the battlefield tapped
{t}: Add any amount of mana of any color(s), you lose that much life. This damage can not be prevented or redirected.
 U 
Sorcery
Destroy all artifact creatures.
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature has Landwalk
 C 
Creature – Braniac Citizen
3/3
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat
You may pay an additional {4} when you cast this spell, if you do, it gains Deathtouch.
When Junkrat enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target creature. If that creature dies this way, search your library for a Junk and put it on top of your library.
2/1
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +1/+0 and Reach
 C 
Creature – Human Donkey
You may activate Gotcha abilities on yourself, though only once per turn
2/2
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct
Magnetic (You may have this creature enter the battlefield enchanting target Construct. If you do, enchanted creature has this permanent's text box.)
2/2
 C 
Sorcery
Nightwatch costs {2} less to cast if it's Nighttime

Look at target players hand.
 C 
Creature – Lizard
Vigilance
3/4
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
1/1
 C 
Enchantment
All spells you cast resolve one minute after you cast them
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}: Tap target Cat

Verbfish (rare)
Cupid's Arrow (uncommon)
Stone of be careful what you wish for... (uncommon)
Cyborgicide (uncommon)
Shoe of Nigel (common)
Iacian Brainiac (common)
Junkrat (common)
Warrior's Pillow (common)
Hypocrite (common)
Boosterbot (common)
Nightwatch (common)
Deep-Forest Emerald-Skin (common)
Derp (common)
Tardiness (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Yarn (token)