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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Learn from Mistakes
{4}{u}{u}
 
 R 
Instant
Draw a card. Repeat this effect for each creature that died this turn.
It only took one fatal lab explosion to push Tolarian researchers to discover a blast-resistant metal for their pupils.
 
Better Masterful Replication
{5}{u}
 
 R 
Instant
Choose two (you may choose the same mode more than once):
– Create a 3/3 colorless Golem creature token
– Artifacts you control become copies of target artifact you control this turn.
Bottleflippin'
{u}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Flip three water bottles, for each success, draw a card
If you cap flip thrice, draw ten cards
Pierce Armor
{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Kicker – {r}
Pierce Armor deals 1 damage to target creature, it cannot block this turn. If Pierce Armor was kicked, that creature loses all abilities until your next turn.
Mangaroo
{3}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Anime-Protagonist Kangaroo
Jump Boost 7, Storage 3
When Mangaroo enters the battlefield, create two Book tokens.
3/3
You Tried!
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Award
Cast You Tried! only after another target player casts a spell that does not resolve

Awarded player may draw a card, if they admit failure
Merci
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
You gain 1 life. Then, repeat this process twice.
In a Jar
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed creature is an Artifact in addition to it's other types and gains Storage 1
Birthday Clown
{w}{w}{w}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Clown Shaman
{t}: Create a Balloon artifact token
2/3
Gag
{b/g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, if it would die this way bounce it instead
Child Soldier
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Child Soldier
Last-Strike
Child Soldier cannot attack or block alone
2/1
Water Bear
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Bear Elemental
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
2/2
Egg
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{t}, Tear Egg into as many pieces as you can within 5 seconds: Add a quarter of {g} for each new piece of Egg beyond the first, then sacrifice them all and throw them away
Sunset
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
It becomes Nighttime.
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Idiot
 T 
Creature – Idiot
hurr durr
1/1

Learn from Mistakes (rare, foil)
Better Masterful Replication (rare)
Bottleflippin' (uncommon)
Pierce Armor (uncommon)
Mangaroo (uncommon)
You Tried! (common)
Merci (common)
In a Jar (common)
Birthday Clown (common)
Gag (common)
Child Soldier (common)
Water Bear (common)
Egg (common)
Sunset (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Idiot (token)