[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Flying
When this creature dies, you may pay ![]() . If you do, a random player puts a card from their hand on top of their library unless they control a permanent.1/2
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im cancer
4/4
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As long as Sophia is in play, players may not scry
: Sophia becomes a Human in addition to it's other types until end of turn, then draw a card1/1
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When Ageism enters the battlefield, choose a number
: Target creature with a number of age counters on it not equal to the chosen number gets -X/-X until end of turn where X is the difference between their age counters and the chosen number |
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Ballerina is Pink
: Move Ballerina up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life.The tutu doesn't make the pink weirdo
1/3
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Magnetic (You may have this creature enter the battlefield enchanting target Construct. If you do, enchanted creature has this permanent's text box.)
2/2
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Trample
oink OINK
4/4
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: Tap target Food you control, gain 2 life or draw a card
![]() ![]() ![]() : Eat some Food an opponent controls, if they don't get you back until end of turn, draw a card at your end step |
![]() ![]() ![]() : Sacrifice Pinecone, create two copies of Pinecone except they are tokens |
3/3
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![]() : Lose 2 life, target nonblack creature get's Rekt, as long as it has nudity in it's art |
Flying
, : Scry 1.1/2
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2/1
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Whenever a spell or ability would cause you to roll a die, you may tap this Block instead. If you do, you gain 1 life.
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: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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: Gain 5 life for each 1000 calories you have eaten today |
Revised Chimney Imp
(rare)
Pickle Rick
(uncommon)
Sophia
(uncommon)
Ageism
(uncommon)
Ballerina
(common)
Boosterbot
(common)
Mega Pig
(common)
Fork (The Utility)
(common)
Pinecone
(common)
Iacian Brainiac
(common)
Rektum
(common)
Skywise Flapper
(common)
et-Sah
(common)
Snake-Eye Die
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Buffetdish
(token)




: Sophia becomes a Human in addition to it's other types until end of turn, then draw a card


