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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Patience
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Player's may not take extra turns
 
Winged Falconeer
{w}{u}{u}
 
 R 
Creature – Human Artificer
Flying
Other creatures you control with Flying get +1/+1 and whenever one or more of them deal combat damage to a player, that player cannot cast more than one spell during their next turn.
3/4
Yedi
{1}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Yeti Jedi
Flash
When Yedi enters the battlefield exile target creature. Until end of turn, spells you cast cost {x} less to cast where X is the exiled creatures converted mana cost.
2/2
Mathematician
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Mathematician
{π}{t}: Scry X then draw a πth of X cards, where X is your favorite number
1/3
Internet Troll
{1}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Troll Internetian
{t}: Create a Spam token
2/3
High Schooler
{12}{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Evil Human Teenager Student Idiot
{t}: Scry 13
13/13
Water Bear
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Bear Elemental
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
2/2
Pinkhole
{r/w}{r/w}{r/w}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target land or creature
Gold Bar
{y}A
 
 C 
Artifact
Gold Bar is Gold

{0}: Target player gives you $45.00 CAD, if they do, sacrifice Gold Bar, this may not be countered or prevented
Lord of the Buffets
{5}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fatso Lord
Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
5/8
Red Bandana
{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is Red in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from red, and gets +1/+0 for each Red creature in play

Red creatures have protection from the equipped creature
Silk Dress
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Human Female
Equipped Human Female has Hexproof
Holy Water
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Destroy target black creature
Cowward
{w/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Cow Coward
(Cowards cannot block)
Cowardice (Whenever a creature with a higher cost, power, or toughness than this creature enters the battlefield, exile Cowward thrice and lose 100 life.)
0/1
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Kangaroo
 T 
Creature – Kangaroo
Jump Boost 5, Storage 2
4/2

Patience (uncommon, foil)
Winged Falconeer (rare)
Yedi (uncommon)
Mathematician (uncommon)
Internet Troll (uncommon)
High Schooler (common)
Water Bear (common)
Pinkhole (common)
Gold Bar (common)
Lord of the Buffets (common)
Red Bandana (common)
Silk Dress (common)
Holy Water (common)
Cowward (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Kangaroo (token)