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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Rithmandu
{5}{s}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Rithmandu
When Rithmandu enters the battlefield destroy all Wolves and Hounds
7/7
Pardon
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Return target creature from exile to the battlefield tapped.
Art
{1}A
 
 U 
Instant
Draw a picture, if target opponent likes it, draw three cards
Jumble
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Change up to three target creature's names
Draw a card
Sun Fyip
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Fyip
Firebreathing, Lifelink
2/2
Rule 63
{6}{3}
 
 C 
Creature – Embodiement
Males are females and lose male type and females are males and lose female type
6/3
Pocket
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip equipment
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Pocket for at least one turn.) for things with art smaller than a breadbox.
{2}{pu}, Drop Pocket from a height equal to your waist-level give or take two centimeters: Store as many permanents it touches on it as you can.
Wiggle
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Move target creature
Draw a card
Turdle
{1}{b/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Turtle
Defender
When Turdle enters the battlefield, Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.).
1/2
Tax
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Tax only when a player casts a spell or activates an ability that target's you or a permanent you control
Target player gives you $X.00 CAD where X is the spell or ability's converted mana cost
Eve of the Biblefolk
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Biblefolk
The first Feminazi
2/2
Yolk Folk
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Egg Farmer Worker
{t}: Create two 0/1 white and green Egg creature tokens with Defender
1/1
Illuminate the Soul
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target black permanent or counter target black spell.
Dark Fae of the NEMBK
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Faerie
Flying, Lifelink
1/1
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Astronaut
 T 
Token Creature – Human Astronaut
Planeswalk
2/2

Rithmandu (mythic)
Pardon (uncommon)
Art (uncommon)
Jumble (uncommon)
Sun Fyip (common)
Rule 63 (common)
Pocket (common)
Wiggle (common)
Turdle (common)
Tax (common)
Eve of the Biblefolk (common)
Yolk Folk (common)
Illuminate the Soul (common)
Dark Fae of the NEMBK (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Astronaut (token)