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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Gambling on Lives
{2}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Whenever a creature is killed, the player that killed it obtains all the money on it
 
Hell's Kitchen
 
 R 
Legendary Land
{1}{r}{g}: All Foods and Delectables have "{1}: Gain 5 life" until end of turn
{5}{r}{g}: Create seven Foodevils, sacrifice them at end of turn
Inactivity
{0}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Urge
{4}: Put an idea counter on Inactivity, activate this ability only once per turn
{t}: Exile Inactivity, then draw a card for each Idea counter exiled this way
I really miss you guys (especially you Vitenka), Im just out of ideas D:

please dont forget meeeee
Make you easier to kill
{x}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Switch target creature's power and toughness. Activate this ability only if that creature's toughness is greater than it's power. Make you easier to kill deals X damage to that creature. It must attack next turn.
Abortion
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Target player discards a Child card from their hand
Tinsel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
When Tinsel enters the battlefield attach it to target Snow Creature – Treefolk or Snow Artifact Creature – Treefolk
The creature Tinsel is attached to gains Attractive
Erase from History
{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Choose one:
-Destroy target Historic permanent
-Counter target Historic spell
-Exile target Historic card
-Target card is not Historic this turn
-Target card with converted mana cost 100 or less is not Historic for the remainder of the game
Enraging Dream
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Enraging Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Enraging Dream deals 5 damage to target creature or player
Illuminate the Soul
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target black permanent or counter target black spell.
Impatience
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target red or black creature card in your hand gains Super haste
Warrior's Pillow
{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +1/+0 and Reach
Draamaa
{1}{b}{r}
 
 C 
Tribal Sorcery – Teenager
As an additional cost to cast Draamaa, be dramatic for attention
Two target Teenagers get -2/-2 until end of turn and two target Teenagers get +2/+2 until end of turn. You may make two teenager breed, if you do, you may sacrifice the Baby token to put a -1/-1 counter on each Female Parent, if you don't, discard your hand
Randomize
{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target card becomes another random card until end of turn
Mick's Miner
{1}{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Add {r} or {g}
2/1
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Prescription
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Prescription, Pay CAD$0.99: Create a colorless Pill artifact token, activate this ability only if you live in Canada and control three or more Snow Lands
{t}, Sacrifice Prescription, Pay USD$999.99: Create a colorless Pill artifact token, activate this ability only if you live in The United States of America, control an Eagle creature and control three or more white, red and blue permanents
{t}, Sacrifice Prescription, Pay USD$99.99: Create a colorless Pill artifact token, activate this ability only if you live in The United States of America, control an Eagle creature, control three or more white, red and blue permanents, control a Legendary President creature named Barack Obama and control a permanent named Obama Care

Gambling on Lives (uncommon, foil)
Hell's Kitchen (rare)
Inactivity (uncommon)
Make you easier to kill (uncommon)
Abortion (uncommon)
Tinsel (common)
Erase from History (common)
Enraging Dream (common)
Illuminate the Soul (common)
Impatience (common)
Warrior's Pillow (common)
Draamaa (common)
Randomize (common)
Mick's Miner (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Prescription (token)