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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Scalefin
{2}{u}{g}
 
 R 
Creature – Lizard Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Scalefin enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.
Whenever Scalefin deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it and untap up to X lands you or a teammate controls, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on it.
1/2
Snowfall
{2}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Permanents are white in addition to their other colors and gain the Snow supertype
Whenever a red spell is cast, sacrifice Snowfall
Futurama
{5}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Instant – TVShow
Reenact the entire plot of Futurama
Banana Split Ice Cream Sundae
{2}{w}{w}{y}{y}
 
 U 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Banana Split Ice Cream Sundae: Gain 4 life for each white or yellow food you have sacrificed this game, then gain 10 life
Pixel Ouphe
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Creature – Ouphe Internetian
Defender
Whenever Pixel Ouphe is dealt combat damage, you may put a +1/+1 counter on it (it must survive the damage for the counter to be placed on it)
0/5
Jury Duty
{3}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant white or blue creature

Enchanted creature leaves the battlefield, and enters the Jury Bench

Whenever a black spell resolves, player's may vote to give the spell's controller a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem, then remove all creatures from the Jury Bench
Fight Reflex
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target opposed creature you control pings each creature opposing it
Flight Reflex
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Remove target opposed creature you control from combat
Yutt
{w/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Yutt
2/2
Twisted Paperclip
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
Fireckzian
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Horror
2/2
Assnaut
{1}{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey Astronaut
Assnaut cannot attack if defending player controls Lands
1/1
Riot
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Tap all creatures target player controls, they are attacking and rioting, they gain unblockable until end of turn, sacrifice them at the end step and lose 5 life
Good Read (RTFC)
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target player reads a card to all other player's simultaneously, then draws a card
Teddy Bear
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Bear Demon
I watch you when you sleep, soon I will eat your face
2/2
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Foodevil
 T 
Artifact Creature – Food Devil
Haste
2/2

Scalefin (rare)
Snowfall (uncommon)
Futurama (uncommon)
Banana Split Ice Cream Sundae (uncommon)
Pixel Ouphe (common)
Jury Duty (common)
Fight Reflex // Flight Reflex (common)
Yutt (common)
Twisted Paperclip (common)
Fireckzian (common)
Assnaut (common)
Riot (common)
Good Read (RTFC) (common)
Teddy Bear (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Foodevil (token)