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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Morninglight Woods
 
 R 
Legendary Land
Morninglight Woods enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or more basic lands that could produce a type of mana that Morninglight Woods can.
{t}: Add {g}, {w} or {r}
{w}, {t}: Target white creature gets +0/+2 until end of turn
{g}, {t}: Target green creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn
{r}, {t}: Target red creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
Wurmhole
{2}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Artifact
{x}{x}{b}{g}, {t}: Destroy X target permanents. Until end of turn, Wurms you control get +Y/+Y, where Y is the total CMCs of permanents destroyed this way.
Pick up Fifty-Two
{5}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Discard fifty two cards from your hand onto the floor, target opponent must pick them up, and place them in your graveyard, for each 5 seconds it takes, they lose 2 life
Fish (the Verb)
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Tap target blue creature.

Until end of turn, it becomes 0/1, loses all abilities except that it gains Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming).
Mint
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{u}{t}, Sacrifice Mint: Remove all -1/-1 counters from target creature
A Jumpy Frog
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Frog
Jump Boost 1 ({e}: Move A Jumpy Frog up to one inches.)
"You askin' me why I'm so jumpy? Hell, there might be a witch around! I ain't turning into no prince again!"
0/1
Kek
{w}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.)
Create a Spam token.
Domino
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Domino
{t}: Tap another Domino
Dragonballer
Z
 
 C 
Creature – Anime-Protagonist
You may have any number of cards named Dragonballer in your deck
{t}: Combine Dragonballer with another card named Dragonballer, put a Fusion counter on Dragonballer
When there are 9001 or more Fusion counters on Dragonballer you win the game and all opponents binge watch each episode of target Anime
Water Bear
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Bear Elemental
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
2/2
Impatience
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target red or black creature card in your hand gains Super haste
Midas Touch
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gains Goldtouch
Bald Eagle
{1}{w}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Royal (Bald Eagle is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
Flying
3/3
Apple Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
All Artifacts gain "{t}: Google"
{2}{c}{c}: Gain 1 life for each Artifact that Googled this turn
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Foodevil
 T 
Artifact Creature – Food Devil
Haste
2/2

Morninglight Woods (rare)
Wurmhole (uncommon)
Pick up Fifty-Two (uncommon)
Fish (the Verb) (uncommon)
Mint (common)
A Jumpy Frog (common)
Kek (common)
Domino (common)
Dragonballer (common)
Water Bear (common)
Impatience (common)
Midas Touch (common)
Bald Eagle (common)
Apple Logo (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Foodevil (token)