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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Flowey
{10}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 M 
Creature – Plant
Flowey cannot be countered
When you cast Flowey, you win the game
I could not possibly make a cool enough card for this
0/1
Baker's Oven
{4}{r}
 
 U 
Artifact
Cook Bread – {r} ({r}: Create a Bread token)
Hammerhead Shark
{3}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Shark
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
5/4
Impacting Meteor
 
 U 
Land
When Impacting Meteor enters the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to target creature
{t}: Add {c}
Meta
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Say something meta or break character, if you do, draw a card
Cuddle
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Cuddle with your opponent, if you both feel pleasure, you both win the game
Lucky Penny
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Coin
{t}: Put a Luck counter on Lucky Penny
{x}{t}, Remove X Luck counters from Lucky Penny: Add {x}{x}
Huge Man
{2}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Giant
Trample, Reach
4/4
Bumfart
{g/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Put an Infect counter on target player
Gucci Ganger
{1}{u}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Rogue
Gucci Ganger is Purple

{u/r}{t}: You may play an equipments from your hand with converted mana cost 2 or less onto the battlefield
Gucci Wool Hat
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Rat {2}

Equipped Rat has "{r}: Uncombine two other target creatures breeding together, breed one of the creatures with this creature, activate this ability only if the creature breeding with this creature is uncombined"
Fight Reflex
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target opposed creature you control pings each creature opposing it
Flight Reflex
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Remove target opposed creature you control from combat
Mr Commitment Issues
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Mr Commitment Issues cannot be combined or bred with other creatures

At the end of every turn remove all counters from Mr Commitment Issues
4/4
Toddler Safety Rail
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Wall
You may have up to ten cards in your deck named Toddler Safety Rail
{1}: Combine Toddler Safety Rail with another card you control named Toddler Safety Rail
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose X target Child creatures, where X is the number of combined cards named Toddler Safety Rail you control, permanents you control have protection from the chosen creatures until end of turn
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
GMOPork
 T 
Artifact – "Fude"
{t}: Sacrifice GMOPork, smell a dog fart, and eat wet hair

Flowey (mythic)
Baker's Oven (uncommon)
Hammerhead Shark (uncommon)
Impacting Meteor (uncommon)
Meta (common)
Cuddle (common)
Lucky Penny (common)
Huge Man (common)
Bumfart (common)
Gucci Ganger (common)
Gucci Wool Hat (common)
Fight Reflex // Flight Reflex (common)
Mr Commitment Issues (common)
Toddler Safety Rail (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
GMOPork (token)