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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Five-Color Activator #2
{6}
 
 R 
Creature – Golem
{1}{w}: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token with First Strike.
{1}{u}: Create a 1/1 blue Spirit creature token with Flying.
{1}{b}: Create a 1/1 black Snake creature token with Deathtouch.
{1}{r}: Create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token with Haste.
{1}{g}: Create a 1/1 green Frog creature token with Hexproof.
4/4
Pickaxe
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {e}
{t}: Destroy target Block.
First World Problem
{0}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Sacrifice a white creature you control, create X spam tokens where X is the sacrificed creatures converted mana cost
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod
{e}{e}{e}
 
 U 
Instant
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod is red
All your Fatsos get +3/+0 and lose Defender until end of turn
When Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod resolves, put it at the bottom of it's owner
Diamond Sword
{2}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equip to Human creature
Equipped creature has +7/+0
Holy Water
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Destroy target black creature
Spammingbyrd
{1}{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird Troll
Flying
{t}: Create a Spam token
1/2
Nayasaur
{w}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dinosaur
Trample
3/3
Jellyfish
{1}{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Jellyfish
{3}{r}, Remove Jellyfish from combat: Jellyfish deals 1 damage to any target.
Tap an untapped Plant you control, {t}: Create a Jellyfish Jam artifact Food token.
2/1
Spinal Shivers
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Spinal Shivers, tap a Skeleton you control
Destroy target vertebrate
Hellcat
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Cat
Haste
Whenever Hellcat attacks, sacrifice it and it deals 1 damage to you.
3/1
Number Carrier
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Worker
Whenever you do a Math equation, you may tap Number Carrier, if you do, you may draw a card, Number Carrier doesn't untap at your next untap step
Giegote
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Satyr
2/2
Gotta Go Fast!
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Gotta Go Fast! is Blue
Target Anime Protagonist Plant Boar you control gains Flash until end of turn
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
token 69 again
 T 
Token

Five-Color Activator #2 (rare)
Pickaxe (uncommon)
First World Problem (uncommon)
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod (uncommon)
Diamond Sword (common)
Holy Water (common)
Spammingbyrd (common)
Nayasaur (common)
Jellyfish (common)
Spinal Shivers (common)
Hellcat (common)
Number Carrier (common)
Giegote (common)
Gotta Go Fast! (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
token 69 again (token)