[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Draw card until you draw a card named Mike Hunt, if you don't you lose the game, otherwise gain 1 life for each card you drew
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Sacrifice an Orc you control, another target Orc gains Indestructible until end of turn
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White Human and blue Human Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure cannot be removed unless a player has a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem. |
When Ageism enters the battlefield, choose a number
: Target creature with a number of age counters on it not equal to the chosen number gets -X/-X until end of turn where X is the difference between their age counters and the chosen number |
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Haste, Menace, Trample, Deathtouch, Vigilance
When Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enters the battlefield create three tokens that are copies of it 2.13/2.13
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You may activate Gotcha abilities on yourself, though only once per turn
2/2
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do it!!!
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Target player reads a card to all other player's simultaneously, then draws a card
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1/1
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When RnM Fanboi enters the battlefield it becomes your choice of a Genius or an Idiot for the remainder of the game
Infect RnM Fanboi may not lose or gain types while it is in play, if RnM Fanboi leaves play, remove RnM Fanboi from play, RnM Fanboi may not return to play for the remainder of the game 2/1
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Flying
1/2
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Cast Uncontained Giggling only after an opponent's spell does not resolve.
Laugh 4 (To Laugh, laugh for at least four seconds. If you do, you gain 4 life.) |
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Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
: Choose a card on Hot Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Hot Pocket for at least one turn.)
, Sacrifice Hot Pocket: You gain 3 life and Hot Pocket shocks you. |
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: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
: Gain 2 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten Sugar today. Put a Lick counter on IceCream
When IceCream has 5 or more Lick counters on it, sacrifice it |
The Hunt for Mike Hunt
(mythic)
Hurdur's Amusement
(uncommon)
Jury Bench
(uncommon)
Ageism
(uncommon)
Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises
(common)
Hypocrite
(common)
You better damn read these cards
(common)
Good Read (RTFC)
(common)
Vanilla Guy
(common)
RnM Fanboi
(common)
Shimmering Soul
(common)
Uncontained Giggling
(common)
Hot Pocket
(common)
Energy Engine
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
IceCream
(token)





: Choose a card on Hot Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Hot Pocket for at least one turn.)
, Sacrifice Hot Pocket: You gain 3 life and Hot Pocket shocks you.