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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Captain's Parrot
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 R 
Creature – Bird
Flying

When Captain's Parrot enters the battlefield, combine it with a Pirate creature you control, or sacrifice it.

{t}: Look at target opponents hand, you may take a card from it and put it into your hand, activate this ability only once every turn
1/1
Gem of Rekt
{2}
 
 U 
Enchantment Artifact
Whenever a player loses the game or is destroyed, they are Rekt instead
Poetry
{2}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All Clerics and Shamans you control gain "{t}: Scry 1"
Basic Jedi
{w}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Jedi
Protection from Sith
{w/u}{t}: Target creature cannot attack or block until end of turn
1/2
Basic Sith
{r}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Sith
Protection from Jedi
{r/b}{t}: Target creature must attack this turn, it gains +1/+1 until end of turn
2/1
Apple Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
All Artifacts gain "{t}: Google"
{2}{c}{c}: Gain 1 life for each Artifact that Googled this turn
Do it for the LOLS
LOL
 
 C 
Legendary LOL – LOL
Tell a joke, if nobody laughs, you lose the game
CAST ME FER TEH LAWLZ
Hamboi
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
{t}: Sacrifice Hamboi, create two Beef Jerky tokens
1/1
Candy Bar!
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Candy Bar!, eat a food item containing more than 90% of your daily value of sugar
Mick's Miner
{1}{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Add {r} or {g}
2/1
Eep
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Eep only when a creature you control takes damage.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Derp
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
1/1
Soul Ak
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Pokemon Ak Spirit
Vigilance
1/2
Dark Fae of the NEMBK
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Faerie
Flying, Lifelink
1/1
Lockpicker
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Rogue Raider
Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
1/1
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Cake
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Gain 2 life, gain 4 life instead if you've consumed sugar today

Captain's Parrot (rare)
Gem of Rekt (uncommon)
Poetry (uncommon)
Basic Jedi // Basic Sith (uncommon)
Apple Logo (common)
Do it for the LOLS (common)
Hamboi (common)
Candy Bar! (common)
Mick's Miner (common)
Eep (common)
Derp (common)
Soul Ak (common)
Dark Fae of the NEMBK (common)
Lockpicker (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Cake (token)