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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Israphel
{3}{w}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – ???
Indestructible
Whenever Israphel attacks, create a Tainted Sand token with "Sacrifice this token: Put an Infect counter on target player"
5/5
Futurama
{5}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Instant – TVShow
Reenact the entire plot of Futurama
Call to the Slopfeast
{2}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Instant
Put three 2/2 Pig creature tokens onto the battlefield
Laser Engravement
{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
When Laser Engravement enters the battlefield it deals 1 damage to target creature and you choose a name.
That target has the chosen name until end of turn.
Etch {1}{r} (When this spell resolves, you may pay {1}{r}. If you do it's effects are permanent.)
Rapid Rabbit
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit Beast
Super haste, Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Rapid Rabbit up to two inches.)
2/1
Bull's Feces
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
Sacrifice Bull's Feces: Target player loses 2 life, activate this ability only if the targeted player told a lie
Shackles
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}

Equipped creature is a Slave in addition to it's other types, and gains "{3}{t}: Draw a card"

You control equipped creature
Fly Swatter
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature
Equipped creature has "{1}{t}: Destroy target insect with Flying"
Winter Piyf
{s}{s}
 
 C 
Creature – Piyf
{s}: +1/+1 until end of turn
{t}: Add {s}{s}{s}{s} to spend only on Snow things
2/2
Impatience
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target red or black creature card in your hand gains Super haste
Adam of the Biblefolk
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Biblefolk
His birth marks the beginning of the Biblical Age
2/2
Barrel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Sacrifice Barrel, create two Gold tokens
Equip {0}
Equip target non-Gold creature with nudity in it's art
GamBling
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
GamBling is Gold
{0}: Add {w}{w} or {b}{b} only if you earned money this turn and only once each turn
Silk Web
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Spider Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1 and gain lifelink.
{1}{u}: Freeze target Insect.
{1}{b}: Destroys all Insects. You gain 2 life for each creature that dies this way.
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Bruce Willis
 T 
Token Creature – Human Swaglord
8/8

Israphel (mythic)
Futurama (uncommon)
Call to the Slopfeast (uncommon)
Laser Engravement (uncommon)
Rapid Rabbit (common)
Bull's Feces (common)
Shackles (common)
Fly Swatter (common)
Winter Piyf (common)
Impatience (common)
Adam of the Biblefolk (common)
Barrel (common)
GamBling (common)
Silk Web (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Bruce Willis (token)