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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {8}
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each token you control, and has "{1}: Sacrifice a food you control, gain life equal to twice it's converted mana cost"
Lady deGaea is cool
 U 
Enchantment
Gotcha – Whenever a word is said that is not Gotcha, you may say Gotcha, if you do, draw a card
Welcome back to episode 273 of the Magic The Gathering Show, here with me today is Mark Rosewater!
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Boon of Power enters the battlefield or whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, you draw a card and gain 1 life.
Enchanted creature has Menace.
 U 
Tribal Sorcery – Elder Urge
Remove all Children inhabiting Lands you control.
No
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target spell that would win opponent the game
You may play No from your graveyard, library, hand, or exile
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature has +4/-2 and is black
 C 
Legendary Planeswalker – Jace
0: Put a Loyalty counter on Jace
-999: Destroy Jace. Then, draw a card for each person you have hurt in your lifetime.
1
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Power enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Deathtouch.
{1}{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey Astronaut
Assnaut cannot attack if defending player controls Lands
1/1
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Frog Swaglord
o shit waddup
2/3
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from blue, and gets +0/+1 for each blue creature in play

Blue creatures have protection from the equipped creature
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact
{2}: Create a grey Food artifact token with "{t}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 1 life. Then, feel sad and empty"
 C 
Creature – Clown Shaman
{t}: Create a Balloon artifact token
2/3
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Cat
Haste
Whenever Hellcat attacks, sacrifice it and it deals 1 damage to you.
3/1
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
 T 
Token Artifact
Sacrifice Electron: Add {c}

Meat Dress (rare)
Talk Show (uncommon)
Boon of Power (uncommon)
Get off my Lawn! (uncommon)
No (common)
Prison Shiv (common)
Jace, The Puppy Who Was Hit Too Much (common)
Gift of Power (common)
Assnaut (common)
Dat Boi (common)
Blue Bandana (common)
7/11 (common)
Birthday Clown (common)
Hellcat (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Electron (token)