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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Yo Gabba Gabba
{18}
 
 M 
Sorcery – TVShow
Put five 8/8 Monster creature tokens with Trample, Deathtouch, and Infect onto the battlefield
Jury Bench
{3}
 
 U 
Artifact
White Human and blue Human Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure cannot be removed unless a player has a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem.
Hybird
{c}
 
 U 
Artifact Creature – Construct Bird
Flying
Creatures your opponents control gain Trample.
4/3
Blabbering Beebles
{2}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Beeble
Blabbering Beebles is Unblockable if defending player has talked this turn

Whenever Blabbering Beebles deals combat damage to a player, you may talk for 15 minutes, if you do, deal half of a damage to target player for each sentence you pronounce properly
3/2
Merci
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
You gain 1 life. Then, repeat this process twice.
Carpetburn
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Carpetburn deals 2 damage to target player. If you control Flying Carpet, Carpetburn deals 4 damage to that player instead.
LEGO
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Lego
You may have any number of cards in your deck named LEGO
{x}: Combine X cards named LEGO, you may play a card from your hand with converted mana cost equal to X
Nightwatch
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Nightwatch costs {2} less to cast if it's Nighttime

Look at target players hand.
Trade
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Trade Magic (You and target opponent each put a Magic card from your hands into the other player's hand.)
OP
{0}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "{t}: You win the game"
Turbulence
{1}{u/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Tap target Artifact Creature Vehicle with Flying
Life Up!
{1}
 
 C 
Instant
Life Up!'s mana cost may be payed only with W, R or G

Gain 8 life

If you control a Internetian, gain 12 life instead
Adam of the Biblefolk
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Biblefolk
His birth marks the beginning of the Biblical Age
2/2
Illuminate the Appetite
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target white spell or destroy target white creature
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Emerald
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Emerald: Add {g}

Yo Gabba Gabba (mythic)
Jury Bench (uncommon)
Hybird (uncommon)
Blabbering Beebles (uncommon)
Merci (common)
Carpetburn (common)
LEGO (common)
Nightwatch (common)
Trade (common)
OP (common)
Turbulence (common)
Life Up! (common)
Adam of the Biblefolk (common)
Illuminate the Appetite (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Emerald (token)