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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
No Man's Land
{4}{u}{b}{g}
 
 R 
Enchantment
When No Man's Land enters the battlefield, play it down anywhere on the board
Pay {u}, {b} or {g}: Move a Land you control, so that it touches No Man's Land, that land no longer has abilities.
At the beginning of each end step, exile all Males touching No Man's Land or any Lands connected to it
Males may not be moved off of No Man's Land or any Lands connected to it
Feminazi Territory
Lobster
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Crab
Lobster is Blue
Defender
{1}: Lobster has +0/+1 until end of turn
3/1
Hungry Hungry Hippo
{3}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Hippo
Hungry 5 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put five +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.)
{1}{b/g}: Hungry Hungry Hippo gains landwalk this turn.
The best card in Perdonia and Templecrash.
5/5
Another Day
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
All players stop playing the game, and continue tomorrow at the same time (this card may not be cast at a time when the same time tomorrow would be on a different day, or different time)
Another Dollar
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Instant
When you cast, choose one:
-It has Strive, Pay half a white mana
-It has Storm
Target opponent gives you $1.00 CAD
Glue
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Combine two Artifacts
{2}{t}, Sacrifice Glue: Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn and becomes a Druggy in addition to it's other types until end of the game
Smurfberry
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Smurfberry, target Smurf has +1/+1 and Hexproof until end of turn
The most plentiful fruit in Smurfield, Smurfton
Adipose
{x}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+X and is a Fatso in addition to it's other types. If X is five or more, enchanted creature also gains Trample.
Bitswirl
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Fish
When Bitswirl enters the battlefield, draw a card.
A tiny microorganism became the first fish
0/1
Enraging Dream
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Enraging Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Enraging Dream deals 5 damage to target creature or player
Jellyfish
{1}{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Jellyfish
{3}{r}, Remove Jellyfish from combat: Jellyfish deals 1 damage to any target.
Tap an untapped Plant you control, {t}: Create a Jellyfish Jam artifact Food token.
2/1
Bald Eagle
{1}{w}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Royal (Bald Eagle is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
Flying
3/3
Thievery
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
{b}, Tap two Rogues you control: Steal a card from an opponent's hand
3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION!
 
 C 
Legendary Instant
Create a cake token
After missing 200, and 300, I've decided its time for cake!
Add Frenzy
{3}{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a card, then put it into your hand
Storm
JUST KEEP CLICKING NEW CARD, IDEAS WILL COME TO YOU!!
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Bacon
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Bacon: Gain 100 Life

No Man's Land (rare)
Lobster (uncommon)
Hungry Hungry Hippo (uncommon)
Another Day // Another Dollar (uncommon)
Glue (common)
Smurfberry (common)
Adipose (common)
Bitswirl (common)
Enraging Dream (common)
Jellyfish (common)
Bald Eagle (common)
Thievery (common)
3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION! (common)
Add Frenzy (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Bacon (token)