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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Baker's Oven
{4}{r}
 
 U 
Artifact
Cook Bread – {r} ({r}: Create a Bread token)
 
Audible Skysheep
{4}{w}{w}
 
 R 
Creature – Skysheep
{t}: Create a number of Sound Cloud tokens equal to your life total
6/6
Collegesytle
{2}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Cast Collegesytle only if you attend College and control a Student
Spells or abilities that would make you pay money are countered
Spells or abilities that would make you eat, make you eat Ramen or Kraft Dinner instead
Insight from the Void
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature. It's owner draws a card.
"The closer to death I find myself, the closer I feel to the truth"
Cupid's Arrow
{c}{c}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Human
Equip {2}
Equipped Human has "Whenever this creature finishes breeding, gain 3 life"
Goggles of Vision
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature's abilities may not be countered or prevented
Vegetal Bepis
{u}{b}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food Unspeakable
Cast Vegetal Bepis only if you are going to kill yourself after it is sacrificed

Pay two of the following: {u}, {b}, or {g}: Sacrifice Vegetal Bepis, gain 2 life, lose the game, then kill yourself
Illuminate the Mind
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target green permanent or counter target green spell.
Cast to Shadow
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes a 0/1 Shadow creature until end of turn, it gains "This creature cannot tap or be the target of spells or abilities"
And with a flick of the wizards hand, i became a shadow
Impatience
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target red or black creature card in your hand gains Super haste
Bad Pun
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Laugh 4 (To Laugh, laugh for at least four seconds. If you do, you gain 4 life.).
You lose 2 life.
Feed
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature loses Hungry
Pepperoni Pizza
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice one eighth of Pepperoni Pizza, draw a card, then gain 2 life if the drawn card was the color of a pizza topping you have eaten in the past 24 hours
Poopy Fart
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Electron
 T 
Token Artifact
Sacrifice Electron: Add {c}

Baker's Oven (uncommon, foil)
Audible Skysheep (rare)
Collegesytle (uncommon)
Insight from the Void (uncommon)
Cupid's Arrow (uncommon)
Goggles of Vision (common)
Vegetal Bepis (common)
Illuminate the Mind (common)
Cast to Shadow (common)
Impatience (common)
Bad Pun (common)
Feed (common)
Pepperoni Pizza (common)
Poopy Fart (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Electron (token)