[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Exile the top X cards of your library, then reveal the top card of your library, choose it , then exile it with X time counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep remove a time counter from the chosen card Whenever there are no time counters on the chosen card, put it onto the battlefield and shoot it with a GLOCK-19 until it bleeds and dies, then flip a coin. Roll X twenty-sided dice, if you won the flip, you win up to a number of target games equal to the total sum of the dice's rolls. If you lost the flip, you lose that same number of games that your worst enemy must choose while illegally abusing you, which is legal until end of eternity |
Sacrifice an Orc you control, another target Orc gains Indestructible until end of turn
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Skip target player's turn
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Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.), Curiosity (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.)
1/3
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Whenever money would be put on Bourgeois, triple that amount of money is put on Bourgeois instead
Bourgeois gets +5/+5 for each CAD$0.01 on it : Put CAD$999.99 on Bourgeois1/1
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: Put a Ketchup counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
: Put a Mustard counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
![]() ![]() : Sacrifice Hot Dog: Post-Processing, gain 3 life, gain 7 additional life for each Mustard and Ketchup counter on it beyond the first |
Enchant Child
Enchanted Child has flying I BELIEVE I CAN FLY, I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY
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Equip creature you don't own
You control equipped creature : Equippee gets +2/+0 or +0/+2 until end of turn. |
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Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Equip Child
: Equipped creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn0/1
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Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature has three hundred sixty five or more Age counters on it, it's controller gains 1 life. Then, sacrifice Birthday |
Target creature becomes a 0/1 Shadow creature until end of turn, it gains "This creature cannot tap or be the target of spells or abilities"
And with a flick of the wizards hand, i became a shadow
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Gain 4 life for each Cow creature you control
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When Son of a Pirate enters the battlefield, target Pirate you control is Son of a Pirate's Parent for as long as Son of a Pirate remains in play
1/1
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: Add , then you gain 1 life |
Flying
, Tweet: Draw a card1/1
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Tarot Card Reading
(mythic)
Hurdur's Amusement
(uncommon)
Timelapse
(uncommon)
Sub-Aquatic Inventor
(uncommon)
Bourgeois
(common)
Hot Dog: Post-Processing
(common)
Belief in Flight
(common)
Leash
(common)
Rubber Ducky
(common)
Birthday
(common)
Cast to Shadow
(common)
Moo
(common)
Red Rag
(common)
Son of a Pirate
(common)
Wheatfarm
(basic)
Twitterbyrd
(token)








: Put CAD$999.99 on Bourgeois
: Put a Mustard counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing