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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Forbidden Fruit
{b/g}
 
 M 
Artifact – Food
{b/g}: Sacrifice a Human you control, target opponent loses 3 life, then you gain 3 life
Riot Shield
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has "{2}: Prevent all damage target rioting creature would do this turn"
Cybervivoon
{1}{u}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Vivoon Cyborg
Flying, Flash
{u/r}: Ping target creature, it gains Hexproof until end of turn, if it dies this turn, draw a card
3/1
Horsepower
{2}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Horsepower shocks any target for each Horse you control
Bunny Wabbit
{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit
Jump Boost 5 ({e}: Move Bunny Wabbit up to five inches.)
1/1
Silk Dress
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Human Female
Equipped Human Female has Hexproof
Dullify
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is Dull until end of turn
Incense
{1}
 
 C 
Smelly Artifact
{1}{t}: Target card is Smelly for the next three turns, if this is the third time you've activated this ability, sacrifice Incense and lose 1 life
Bear Feet
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature cannot attack or block as long as Lands are in play
Lockpicker
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Rogue Raider
Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
1/1
Leaping Potion
{1}{u/r}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Leaping Potion: Target creature gains Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Leaping Potion up to two inches.) this turn.
Pine Tree
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Squirrel Habitat
{1}{g}, {t}: Target creature inhabiting this structure gets +3/+3 this turn.
{5}{g}, {t}, Sacrifice Pine Tree: Create four 0/2 green Plant creature tokens with Defender.
Impatience
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target red or black creature card in your hand gains Super haste
Smurfberry
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Smurfberry, target Smurf has +1/+1 and Hexproof until end of turn
The most plentiful fruit in Smurfield, Smurfton
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Tiger's Eye
 T 
Token Artifact
{3}{t}: You may cast a spell from your hand with "Roar" in it's name for free

Forbidden Fruit (mythic)
Riot Shield (uncommon)
Cybervivoon (uncommon)
Horsepower (uncommon)
Bunny Wabbit (common)
Silk Dress (common)
Dullify (common)
Incense (common)
Bear Feet (common)
Lockpicker (common)
Leaping Potion (common)
Pine Tree (common)
Impatience (common)
Smurfberry (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Tiger's Eye (token)