[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Cardlist | Visual spoiler | Export | Booster | Comments | Search | Recent activity
Mechanics | Shiftrrs | Mechanics 2.0 | Set symbol | Grey Mana | Yellow Cards in this Set | Sins & Virtues | Basic Animal Groups | junk | verbosity gone wrong | Finishing Move Series | my shitpost | high quality shitpost 2
Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Numberloop
{2}{u}{u}
 
 R 
Enchantment – Aura Curse
Enchant player
When Numberloop enters the battlefield, enchanted player chooses a number greater than zero. Skip that players next X turns, where X is the chosen number.
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, exile Numberloop and they search their library for up to X cards and put them into their hand. Then, they shuffle.
No Backsies
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Silly Enchantment
Player that make players gain control of any number of things they do not own cannot regain control of those things.
Creationism
{5}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, pray, if you feel good, gain 1 life
Knife
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Cut all parts of target card in half, gain 2 life for each piece of the card

When Knife's abilities are activated on the same card more than thrice, sacrifice it, and lose 2 life
Fly
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
Flying
0.5/0.5
Practical Joke
{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Play a prank on target opponent, if they fall for it, Practical Joke shocks them
Jury Duty
{3}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant white or blue creature

Enchanted creature leaves the battlefield, and enters the Jury Bench

Whenever a black spell resolves, player's may vote to give the spell's controller a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem, then remove all creatures from the Jury Bench
Adipose
{x}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+X and is a Fatso in addition to it's other types. If X is five or more, enchanted creature also gains Trample.
Speck of Potential
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Germ
When Speck of Potential enters the battlefield, you may put a creature card with converted mana cost 1 or less from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
0/1
Thriving Speck
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Germ
When Thriving Speck enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on it or another target creature with converted mana cost 1 or less.
0/1
Boon of the Clerical
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
If you start with Boon of the Clerical in your opening hand, you may exile it. Your starting life total becomes equal to your starting life total plus 10.
You gain 5 life.
Leaked Nudes
{4}
 
 C 
Enchantment Artifact
Whenever a creature spell is cast, take a picture of your naked body and post it on Facebook
Lily Vester has still been silent about the release of these shocking, and somewhat arousing images
Nick Naomi
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Clone
All spells and abilities that target creature's you control, target Nick Naomi instead
{1}{u}: Change Nick Naomi's name
Whenever an opponent mispronounces Nick Naomi's name, you may counter target spell, if you do, draw a card
1/2
Sun Fyip
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Fyip
Firebreathing, Lifelink
2/2
Wild Soul
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying
2/2
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Wanted Iguana
 T 
Token Creature – Lizard
Desertwalk
4/4

Numberloop (rare)
No Backsies (uncommon)
Creationism (uncommon)
Knife (uncommon)
Fly (common)
Practical Joke (common)
Jury Duty (common)
Adipose (common)
Speck of Potential // Thriving Speck (common)
Boon of the Clerical (common)
Leaked Nudes (common)
Nick Naomi (common)
Sun Fyip (common)
Wild Soul (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Wanted Iguana (token)