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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Capri Sun
{y}{y}
 
 R 
Artifact – Delectable
{y}{y}: Sacrifice Capri Sun, drink a Capri Sun (tm), gain 4 life, if you consume the beverage in one swallow, gain 8 life instead, then read a dank meme
Gambling on Lives
{2}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Whenever a creature is killed, the player that killed it obtains all the money on it
The Pink Panther
{3}{w}{r}{w/r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Cat
The Pink Panther is Pink.
Jump Boost 3 ({e}: Move The Pink Panther up to three inches.)
{2}{w/r}: Choose one:
– Cats get +1/+1 this turn.
– Pink creatures get +1/+1 this turn.
3/3
Insight from the Void
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature. It's owner draws a card.
"The closer to death I find myself, the closer I feel to the truth"
Respawn
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Respawn target Gamer
Bunny Wabbit
{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit
Jump Boost 5 ({e}: Move Bunny Wabbit up to five inches.)
1/1
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE!
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target counterspell
"Counter that."
"Heh good thing im splashing blue"
"Do we even want to play this game?"
"I think it's like Golf."
Red Apple
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Red Apple, gain 2 life
{r}{r}{t}, tap two Red creatures you control, sacrifice Red Apple: Gain 4 life and create a red Plant token
Green Apple
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Green Apple, gain 2 life
{g}{g}{t}, tap two Green creatures you control:, sacrifice Green Apple: Gain 4 life, and create a green Plant token
Tardiness
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment
All spells you cast resolve one minute after you cast them
Fly
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
Flying
0.5/0.5
Egg Yolk
{y}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
Tap a yellow creature you control, Sacrifice Egg Yolk: Gain half of a life
Eve of the Biblefolk
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Biblefolk
The first Feminazi
2/2
Sad Clown
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Clown Demon Horror
Deathtouch, Lifelink, Deathlink, Lifetouch
2/2
Air Elemelon
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
Flying
{t}: Another target creature with converted mana cost 3 or less gains Flying until end of turn
1/1
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Pill
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}, Tap another blue artifact, Sacrifice Pill: Flip a coin, if it lands on Heads, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn, if it lands on Tails, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn

Capri Sun (rare)
Gambling on Lives (uncommon)
The Pink Panther (uncommon)
Insight from the Void (uncommon)
Respawn (common)
Bunny Wabbit (common)
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE! (common)
Red Apple // Green Apple (common)
Tardiness (common)
Fly (common)
Egg Yolk (common)
Eve of the Biblefolk (common)
Sad Clown (common)
Air Elemelon (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Pill (token)