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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Juvenile Correction Facility
{2}{w}{u}
 
 R 
Artifact – Structure
Child Habitat
{1}{w/u}: Detain target Child inhabiting this structure.
{5}{b}{r}, {t}: Juvenile Correction Facility deals 2 damage to each creature inhabiting this structure.
Acrobatic Gymnast
{2}{w}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Human
Flying

When Acrobatic Gymnast enters the battlefield Gain 3 life for each creature you control with Flying
A beautiful and stunning display of human elegance
2/2
The Splits
{r}{r}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Legendary Sorcery – Torture
Destroy target creature, crease all four corners of it's card, rub it in mud, and marinate it in potato chip grease for two to three weeks
An ugly and shocking display of human cruelty
Basilisk
{1}{u}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Leviathon
Flying, Deathtouch, Indestructible
{t}: Target creature becomes a Statue in addition to it's other types until end of turn, and may not attack or block
4/3
Gore-Marinated Steak
{2}{r/b}
 
 U 
Artifact – Delectable
{2}{t}: Tap an equipment you control, gain 5 life, you may play a red or black card from your hand
Amoral Aetherborn
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
Deathtouch
I am unsatisfied with my lifespan, so I will use my tools to increase it.
2/2
Dullify
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is Dull until end of turn
Imperfect Engine
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Gain a poison counter: Add {c}{c}. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells, or to activate the abilities of artifacts.
Digsite Digger
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Worker
{2}{t}: Return target artifact from your graveyard to the battlefield
2/2
Rigsite Rigger
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Rigger
{2}{t}: Assemble a Contraption
2/2
Pepperoni Pizza
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice one eighth of Pepperoni Pizza, draw a card, then gain 2 life if the drawn card was the color of a pizza topping you have eaten in the past 24 hours
Fluke Diva
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Devil Imp Demon
When Fluke Diva enters the battlefield flip a coin. If you win, Fluke Diva gets +2/+2 and gains Haste until end of turn. Otherwise, Fluke Diva shocks you.
1/1
Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly)
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature. If a white creature is destroyed this way, you gain 3 life.
Dfnembk Catcher
{6}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
{7}{u}, {t}: Tap target Faerie with converted mana cost, power and toughness 1 or less.
0/1
Swiss Cheese
{x}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Swiss Cheese enters the battlefield with X Hole counters on it
Rats you control get +1/+1 for each Hole counter on Swiss Cheese
{t}: Sacrifice Swiss Cheese, gain 4 life minus the number of Hole counters on Swiss Cheese
Whenever there are more than 3 Age counters on Swiss Cheese, sacrifice it
Clone Trooper
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Clone Soldier
Haste, Vigilance
2/2
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
PoisonVial
 T 
Artifact
{t}: Sacrifice PoisonVial, choose one:
-Target player loses 2 life
-Put a poison counter on target player

Juvenile Correction Facility (rare)
Acrobatic Gymnast // The Splits (uncommon)
Basilisk (uncommon)
Gore-Marinated Steak (uncommon)
Amoral Aetherborn (common)
Dullify (common)
Imperfect Engine (common)
Digsite Digger // Rigsite Rigger (common)
Pepperoni Pizza (common)
Fluke Diva (common)
Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly) (common)
Dfnembk Catcher (common)
Swiss Cheese (common)
Clone Trooper (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
PoisonVial (token)