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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Greed
{b}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Enchantment
Whenever a player casts a spell or activates an ability outside of their turn, each of their opponents create a Gold token unless that player pays {1}.
all around good green boy
{g}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Elf
{t}: Add {g} and you gain 2 life.
3/4
Klan Trooper
{w}{u}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Clone Soldier
{w}{w}: Klan Trooper gets +1/+2 until end of turn
{u}{u}: Klan Trooper becomes another target creature that shares a color with it until end of turn
{b}{b}: Destroy target Black or Slave creature
2/3
Patient #119870
{c}{c}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – ???
{w}: We
{u}: Can
{b}: Save
{r}: Your
{g}: Soul
Patient #119870 has been showing signs of [AWAKENING], administer [GOODNIGHT]
2/2
Barrel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Sacrifice Barrel, create two Gold tokens
Equip {0}
Equip target non-Gold creature with nudity in it's art
Gucci Wool Hat
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Rat {2}

Equipped Rat has "{r}: Uncombine two other target creatures breeding together, breed one of the creatures with this creature, activate this ability only if the creature breeding with this creature is uncombined"
Lord of the Buffets
{5}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fatso Lord
Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
5/8
Illuminate the Mind (redone srsly)
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target spell. If a green spell was countered this way, tap target land it's controller controls.
Glue
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Combine two Artifacts
{2}{t}, Sacrifice Glue: Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn and becomes a Druggy in addition to it's other types until end of the game
Tweet
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Tweet, pay {w}, {u}, {r} or {b}
Create a 1/1 blue Twitterbyrd creature token with Flying and "{3}, Tweet: Draw a card"
Assnaut
{1}{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey Astronaut
Assnaut cannot attack if defending player controls Lands
1/1
Thief
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Rogue
Pay 5 life, {t}: Steal target card from another player's hand
1/1
Couch Potato
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Zombie Fatso
Defender
{t}: Remove {e} from target player.
2/5
Bitswirl
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Fish
When Bitswirl enters the battlefield, draw a card.
A tiny microorganism became the first fish
0/1
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Hat
 T 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains "{2}: Flip a coin, if it lands on heads, you may play an equipment from your hand with converted mana cost 4 or less"

Greed (mythic)
all around good green boy (uncommon)
Klan Trooper (uncommon)
Patient #119870 (uncommon)
Barrel (common)
Gucci Wool Hat (common)
Lord of the Buffets (common)
Illuminate the Mind (redone srsly) (common)
Glue (common)
Tweet (common)
Assnaut (common)
Thief (common)
Couch Potato (common)
Bitswirl (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Hat (token)