[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Tap an untapped nontoken Camel you control: Create a 1/1 green Camel creature token.
Tap six untapped nontoken Camels you control: Draw a card for each Desert on the battlefield. |
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When Weirdo enters the battlefield, non-Weird creatures become pacified until end of turn (pacified creatures cannot attack or block and lose all abilities) 1/1
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Your swears cannot be countered
Whenever you swear, you may spit on target creature, if you do, destroy it, then throw it out. It cannot be recycled |
Target player reveals their hand to each player. Until end of turn, all those cards and their text references become white and
instead, respectively.
Etch ![]() ![]() (When this spell resolves, you may pay ![]() ![]() . If you do it's effects are permanent.) |
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Sacrifice Watermelon: Add X mana of any combination of blue or green mana, where X is four minus the number of halfseconds it took you to activate this ability
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Equip
Equipped creature has +4/+0 and Reach When equipped creature deals lethal damage to a source, give it a timeout and 5 years of counselling |
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Protection from Zombies
1/1
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When Smurf enters the battlefield, you may return target creature to it's owners hand
1/1
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2/2
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As an additional cost to cast Meow, tap a Cat you control
Target opponent gives you a card, return it at the end of the match |
Deal 3 damage to target flying creature.
Cycling ( , Discard this card: Draw a card.) |
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When Szechuan Sauce enters the battlefield, watch an episode of Rick and Morty, if you understand it, make a reddit post about it
: Sacrifice Szechuan Sauce, choose one:
-Gain 2 life -Target opponent gives you $2.00 CAD |
As long as you control Token Black you cannot be racist
0/1
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As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life |
Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
1/1
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Culthaus of The SCC
(rare)
Weirdo
(uncommon)
Curse Fluency
(uncommon)
Spotlight
(uncommon)
Watermelon
(common)
NERF Gun
(common)
.txt File
(common)
Brainless
(common)
Smurf
(common)
Polar Bear
(common)
Meow
(common)
Root Shot
(common)
Szechuan Sauce
(common)
Token Black
(common)
Bay Sick
(basic)
Deer
(token)








