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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Phlebotomous Hippopotamus
{5}{b}{g}
 
 M 
Creature – Hippo Vampire
Haste, Vigilance, Trample, Lifelink
Whenever Phlebotomous Hippopotamus deals combat damage to a player, drain an amount equal to Phlebotomous Hippopotamus's power
7/10
Lobster
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Crab
Lobster is Blue
Defender
{1}: Lobster has +0/+1 until end of turn
3/1
Flatog
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Atog
Lifelink
Sacrifice a Plains: +0/+1 and Vigilance until end of turn
1/2
Aquaphobia
{3}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a blue spell or ability, sacrifice it"
Ass Carcass
{1}{g}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie Donkey
2/3
Gift of Growth
{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Growth enters the battlefield, draw a card
Enchanted creature gains Trample.
Dark Fae of the NEMBK
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Faerie
Flying, Lifelink
1/1
Quizzical Axe
{2}{?}
 
 C 
Artifact
What should {?} be payed with?
{t}: Quizzical Axe shocks any target, if that target is destroyed, see a therapist
playable common removal
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Deal 4 damage to target creature
I BELIEVE IT CAN EXIST!
Sweet
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant permanent
Enchanted permanent is white, may not attack or block, is an Angel in addition to it's other types, and has "{t}: Eat something with sugar, gain 1 life"
Birthday Clown
{w}{w}{w}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Clown Shaman
{t}: Create a Balloon artifact token
2/3
Nut
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Target player with a nut allergy becomes Rekt, they must eat a nut, destroy that player
Polar Bear
{1}{s}
 
 C 
Creature – Polarbear
2/2
Calculator
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Technology
{t}: Do a math equation, then draw a card
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Runner
 T 
Creature – Human
Haste, First Strike, Landwalk
2/2

Phlebotomous Hippopotamus (mythic)
Lobster (uncommon)
Flatog (uncommon)
Aquaphobia (uncommon)
Ass Carcass (common)
Gift of Growth (common)
Dark Fae of the NEMBK (common)
Quizzical Axe (common)
playable common removal (common)
Sweet (common)
Birthday Clown (common)
Nut (common)
Polar Bear (common)
Calculator (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Runner (token)