[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Adam of the Biblefolk    C  Legendary Creature – Biblefolk His birth marks the beginning of the Biblical Age 2/2	Mentorality    R  Instant Cast Mentorality only if you know something target opponent doesn't know Teach the thing to that same target opponent, if they understand gain 20 life	Pickle Rick    U  Creature – Anthropomorphist im cancer 4/4	Basilisk    U  Creature – Leviathon Flying, Deathtouch, Indestructible : Target creature becomes a Statue in addition to it's other types until end of turn, and may not attack or block 4/3
Norsery    U  Artifact – Structure Child Habitat : Put a Healing counter on target creature. : Put a Cruelty counter on target creature. : Put a Barbaric counter on target creature. Whenever a creature inhabiting this structure is removed from it, you gain 8 life for each Healing counter on it, target player loses 6 life for each Cruelty counter on it, and Norsery deals 4 damage to any target for each Barbaric counter on it.	Water Bottle Flip    C  Instant Flip a water bottle, if you succeed, draw a card	Catfish    C  Creature – Cat Fish Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) 1/1	Raisinshot    C  Instant As an additional cost to cast Raisinshot, pay half of a or Raisinshot pings any target Storm
Trustling    C  Artifact Creature – Construct At the beginning of your upkeep, if you told a lie that an opponent believed last turn, sacrifice Trustling and add 1/1	Blissful Dream    C  Sorcery As an additional cost to cast Blissful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control Each player may untap up to three lands they control.	Teamer    C  Creature – Internetian Child Pay , , or : Teamer combines with another Internetian or Child until end of turn Teamer gets +1/+1 for each creature it is combined with bruh team bruh pls 1/1	Beggar    C  Creature – Human Citizen : Pacify an untapped creature an opponent controls unless they pay . When they do, create a Treasure token. , : Transform Beggar Spare some change? Spare some change? 1/1 Bagger    C  Creature – Human Worker At the beginning of each turn, put a -1/-1 counter on Bagger and untap it. : Store target artifact Food onto another artifact with Storage and a higher converted mana cost. At the end of each turn, add . I feel 0% better and I just wanna go back to the street... 1/2
Double Jump    C  Instant Two target creatures gain Jump Boost 2 until end of turn	Hedgehog    C  Creature – Plant Boar : Tap or untap another target plant 1/1	Wheatfarm    B  Basic Land : Add , then you gain 1 life	Emerald  T  Artifact , Sacrifice Emerald: Add

Adam of the Biblefolk (common, foil)
Mentorality (rare)
Pickle Rick (uncommon)
Basilisk (uncommon)
Norsery (uncommon)
Water Bottle Flip (common)
Catfish (common)
Raisinshot (common)
Trustling (common)
Blissful Dream (common)
Teamer (common)
Beggar (common)
Double Jump (common)
Hedgehog (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Emerald (token)