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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Semicolon Effect
;
 
 R 
Sorcery
; may be payed with one and a half black mana

Cut target player's colon in half, if they die, win the game, then call 911 and admit your crime
Codename: Diving
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Merfolk Artificer
{x}{t}: Look at the top X cards of your library, you may reveal an artifact card from among them with converted mana cost X or less and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
1/2
Spitfire Imp
{1}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Imp
Flying
{2}{r}: Spitfire Imp deals 1 damage to any target.
"It's raining hellfire!"
– Dante
1/2
Recharge
{4}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura Curse
Enchant player
At the beginning of your upkeep, you get {e}.
Creatures you control cannot attack.
Deathprice (Any player may destroy Recharge at any time by paying {x}, where X is Recharge's converted mana cost.)
Noob
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
1/1
I, Eye
{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery – Self-Realization
You become a 1/1 blue Eye creature token with Flying, Curiosity (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.) and Protection from Everything until end of turn.
Abandon Building
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Structure
Enchanted Structure cannot be inhabited (so remove all the inhabitants LOL)
Cheesecake
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Cheesecake, gain 1 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $49.99 CAD in the last fifteen seconds
Humanize
{1}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Target creature becomes a Human in addition to it's other types.
Gag
{b/g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, if it would die this way bounce it instead
Those Who Hide in Darkness
{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Evils
Deathtouch
Whenever a white spell is cast, sacrifice Those Who Hide in Darkness
They committed their sins in darkness, then someone turned on the lights and they saw all that they had inflicted
10/10
Draamaa
{1}{b}{r}
 
 C 
Tribal Sorcery – Teenager
As an additional cost to cast Draamaa, be dramatic for attention
Two target Teenagers get -2/-2 until end of turn and two target Teenagers get +2/+2 until end of turn. You may make two teenager breed, if you do, you may sacrifice the Baby token to put a -1/-1 counter on each Female Parent, if you don't, discard your hand
Funny Dirb
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dirb
Bonk: Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.)
1/1
Microphone
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature {1}{u} or {1}{r}
If the former Equip cost was paid, equipped creature is an Advisor. If the latter was paid, equipped creature is a Musician.
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Subscriber
 T 
Token Creature – Human Internetian
Like or Dislike? That is the question.
1/1

Semicolon Effect (rare)
Codename: Diving (uncommon)
Spitfire Imp (uncommon)
Recharge (uncommon)
Noob (common)
I, Eye (common)
Abandon Building (common)
Cheesecake (common)
Humanize (common)
Gag (common)
Those Who Hide in Darkness (common)
Draamaa (common)
Funny Dirb (common)
Microphone (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Subscriber (token)