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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Oram
{5}{g}{g}{g}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Elemental
Oram's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in any zone that are not in your hand
No two see the same cousin of Maro...
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Hoard
{2}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Habitat
When Hoard enters the battlefield, force all creatures to inhabit it.
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, force it to inhabit this structure.
Creatures inhabiting this structure cannot be removed unless their controller pays 5 life.
Hungry Hungry Hippo
{3}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Hippo
Hungry 5 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put five +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.)
{1}{b/g}: Hungry Hungry Hippo gains landwalk this turn.
The best card in Perdonia and Templecrash.
5/5
Paranoia
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gains "Every 5 seconds, tap then untap this creature, put a Paranoia counter on it" and "Whenever this creature has 500 or more Paranoia counters on it, sacrifice it and destroy all other creatures"
Spoon (The Utility)
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{c}{c}{t}: Draw a card, and then eat a spoonful of anything an opponent gives you in the next thirty seconds, if you're spoon is empty, or you don't swallow, discard a card
Suit Tailor
{1}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Artificer
{t}: Flip a coin, if it lands on tails, you may play an equipment with converted mana cost 3 or less from your hand
1/2
Fatboi
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fatso
Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add {r}.)
2/3
Derek DeVoid
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Devoid
What a boring guy
2/2
Long Legs
{1}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Spider
Reach
1/3
Digsite Digger
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Worker
{2}{t}: Return target artifact from your graveyard to the battlefield
2/2
Rigsite Rigger
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Rigger
{2}{t}: Assemble a Contraption
2/2
Munkii
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Ape
WTF
2/3
Holy Symbol
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment Artifact
{2}, {t}: Destroy target nonwhite creature
Luminous Aetherborn
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
When Luminous Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life.
I am here to be honored and to protect in return, I am a gift from the Aether above us.
2/2
Stuffy Nose
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has Snorting
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
IceCream
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Gain 2 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten Sugar today. Put a Lick counter on IceCream
When IceCream has 5 or more Lick counters on it, sacrifice it

Oram (rare)
Hoard (uncommon)
Hungry Hungry Hippo (uncommon)
Paranoia (uncommon)
Spoon (The Utility) (common)
Suit Tailor (common)
Fatboi (common)
Derek DeVoid (common)
Long Legs (common)
Digsite Digger // Rigsite Rigger (common)
Munkii (common)
Holy Symbol (common)
Luminous Aetherborn (common)
Stuffy Nose (common)
Grainforest (basic)
IceCream (token)