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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Superzombie
{3}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Creature – Superzombie
Undeathtouch
5/5
Dog Fart
{w}{b/g}
 
 U 
Tribal Instant – Hound
Up to X Hounds become Smelly until end of turn, where X is the number of Foods put in your graveyard this turn
Cat Puke
{u}{b/g}
 
 U 
Tribal Instant – Cat
Aftermath
Target artifact gets a poison counter unless it's controller pays {e}{u}
Experienced Shaman
{2}{w}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Elf Shaman
Whenever a +1/+1 counter is placed on another creature you control, you may scry 2.
2/2
The Pink Panther
{3}{w}{r}{w/r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Cat
The Pink Panther is Pink.
Jump Boost 3 ({e}: Move The Pink Panther up to three inches.)
{2}{w/r}: Choose one:
– Cats get +1/+1 this turn.
– Pink creatures get +1/+1 this turn.
3/3
Pile of Trash
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
When Pile of Trash enters the battlefield, create two colorless Junk tokens.
Wrasslin'
{r}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target player fights another target player, if they win, they may add {r} to their mana pool
Old Friend
{1}{w}{w}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
(Old Friend transforms from Doggo)
When Old Friend enters the battlefield, all Humans you control have +2/+2 until end of turn
Our days have passed my friend, they were the best I ever had
2/3
Protect Belief
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. If this targets a Cleric it costs {1} less to cast and has "You gain that much life"
Fluke
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature loses Bad Defender until end of turn
Vindictive Hitmyran
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Hitmyran
{1}{b}: +1/+1 until end of turn
2/3
Assnaut
{1}{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey Astronaut
Assnaut cannot attack if defending player controls Lands
1/1
Evil Guy
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Evil Human
1/1
Farmer
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
{t}: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender
2/2
Pharmacist
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Cleric
{t}: Create a colorless Prescription artifact token
2/2
Finger Gun
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}

Equipped creature has +2/+1 and Reach
pew pew
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Calamari
 T 
Artifact – Delectable
{t}, Sacrifice Calamari: Gain 3 life

Superzombie (rare)
Dog Fart // Cat Puke (uncommon)
Experienced Shaman (uncommon)
The Pink Panther (uncommon)
Pile of Trash (common)
Wrasslin' (common)
Old Friend (common)
Protect Belief (common)
Fluke (common)
Vindictive Hitmyran (common)
Assnaut (common)
Evil Guy (common)
Farmer // Pharmacist (common)
Finger Gun (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Calamari (token)