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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Rurality
{5}{g}{g}
 
 R 
Enchantment
When Rurality enters the battlefield, all creatures target opponent controls must Inhabit structures, if they don't, exile them

Structures and creatures target opponent controls may not touch each other, if they do, exile all touching permanents that player controls, and all Inhabited creatures
Soul Ring
{w}
 
 U 
Artifact
{t}: You may add {w}{w}. If you don't gain 2 life
Ye Ol' Tavern
 
 U 
Land
{t}: Create a Beer Token
{2}{t}: Sacrifice three Beer Tokens, create a 5/5 Bozo creature token with "Whenever a Beer Token enters the battlefield under your control, I get +2/+2 until end of turn"
Patient #119870
{c}{c}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – ???
{w}: We
{u}: Can
{b}: Save
{r}: Your
{g}: Soul
Patient #119870 has been showing signs of [AWAKENING], administer [GOODNIGHT]
2/2
Dfnembk Catcher
{6}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
{7}{u}, {t}: Tap target Faerie with converted mana cost, power and toughness 1 or less.
0/1
Nightwatch
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Nightwatch costs {2} less to cast if it's Nighttime

Look at target players hand.
Doze
{u/r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Tap target creature and create an Idea token
Firebreathing Domo
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Domo Mutant
Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
3/2
Hummingbyrd
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying, Super haste
1/1
Domino
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Domino
{t}: Tap another Domino
Off-Brand Shrek
{6}{b}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Orc
It's power and toughness is lopsided, it is filthily made in it's mana cost, and it is an Orc instead of an Ogre!

This common un-swag is lame!
5/8
Rose Water
{u}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{u/r}{t}: Sacrifice Rose Water, create a card, gain X life, where X is the number of player's who liked the created card
Adipose
{x}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+X and is a Fatso in addition to it's other types. If X is five or more, enchanted creature also gains Trample.
Ballerina
{2}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Fairy Child Dancer
Ballerina is Pink
{t}: Move Ballerina up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life.
The tutu doesn't make the pink weirdo
1/3
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Gift
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Gift: Choose one:
– Gain 5 life
– Draw a card
– Untap target permanent

Rurality (rare)
Soul Ring (uncommon)
Ye Ol' Tavern (uncommon)
Patient #119870 (uncommon)
Dfnembk Catcher (common)
Nightwatch (common)
Doze (common)
Firebreathing Domo (common)
Hummingbyrd (common)
Domino (common)
Off-Brand Shrek (common)
Rose Water (common)
Adipose (common)
Ballerina (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Gift (token)