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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Bald Eagle
{1}{w}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Royal (Bald Eagle is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
Flying
3/3
 
Cruel Pranktimatum
{u}{u}{b}{b}{b}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Sorcery
Cruel Pranktimatum can't be countered
Play a prank on any number of opponents. For each opponent that cheers or compliments you, target player draws or discards three cards
For each opponent that cries, choose one:
-Return target creature to the battlefield and put a +1/+1 counter on it. If it's black it gains Deathtouch for the remainder of the game
-Destroy target creature with or without Indestructible
For each opponent that laughs, you gain 3 life or deal 3 damage to any target for each red creature you control
If players doesn't cheer, compliment you, cry or laugh, you gain 20 life and search your library for a card and put it onto the battlefield for free
The perfect prank is simple, evil, and ingenious
Codename: Cricket
{2}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Insect
Jump Boost
{5}{r}{t}: Take control of target creature until end of turn
3/3
Ho Bobum
{2}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human Author
{t}: Create a book token
{1}{r}{r}{t}: All uninhabiting creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain Trample until end of turn
The author of Life: Homeless
1/1
I wanna Iguana!
{2}{r}
 
 U 
Instant – Urge
Create a 4/4 green Lizard creature token with Desertwalk
Aquamarine Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Aquamarine Curd dies add {u}
0/0.01
Leaping Potion
{1}{u/r}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Leaping Potion: Target creature gains Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Leaping Potion up to two inches.) this turn.
Take a Dump
{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Fork (The Utility)
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Tap target Food you control, gain 2 life or draw a card
{r}{r}{r}{t}: Eat some Food an opponent controls, if they don't get you back until end of turn, draw a card at your end step
Hick
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
1/1
Shell Armor
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip blue non-Human Animal Creature {0}
Equipped blue non-Human Animal Creature gains +0/+2 and has protection from sharp creatures (a creature is sharp if it has greater power than toughness)
Kaktuzz
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cactus Swaglord
6/6
Crackhead
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy
Snorting ({g}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
1/1
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists
{s}
 
 C 
Basic Creature – Evil
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists gets +1/+0 for each totally unique creature we share
Whenever a non-nice creature enters the cuddlefield, return me to Mommy's tummy and put a Victim counter on me
0/0
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Bacon
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Bacon: Gain 100 Life

Bald Eagle (common, foil)
Cruel Pranktimatum (rare)
Codename: Cricket (uncommon)
Ho Bobum (uncommon)
I wanna Iguana! (uncommon)
Aquamarine Curd (common)
Leaping Potion (common)
Take a Dump (common)
Fork (The Utility) (common)
Hick (common)
Shell Armor (common)
Kaktuzz (common)
Crackhead (common)
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Bacon (token)