[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add
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Indestructible, Hexproof
Food tokens you control have Indestructible and Hexproof , : Create a Food token. Creatures you control get +1/+1 this turn for each Food token you control.
, : Transform Lord Schnatter, Bringer of Sustenance.4/4
Indestructible, Shroud
, , Sacrifice Patriarch Johnathan, Harbinger of Reckoning and forty Food tokens: Take thirty additional turns after this one.8/8
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Rather than spending mana to cast spells or activate abilities you may put X debit counters on Credit Card where X is the amount of mana you would have spent.
: Remove a debt counter from Credit Card
At the beginning of the end step, if there are 5 or more debt counters on Credit Card, you lose the game |
Remove all Children inhabiting Lands you control.
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Discard fifty two cards from your hand onto the floor, target opponent must pick them up, and place them in your graveyard, for each 5 seconds it takes, they lose 2 life
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Haste, Vigilance
2/2
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Cast Uncontained Giggling only after an opponent's spell does not resolve.
Laugh 4 (To Laugh, laugh for at least four seconds. If you do, you gain 4 life.) |
Flying
: Destroy Bubble, any player may activate this ability |
: Sacrifice Candy Bar!, eat a food item containing more than 90% of your daily value of sugar |
When Son of a Pirate enters the battlefield, target Pirate you control is Son of a Pirate's Parent for as long as Son of a Pirate remains in play
1/1
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: Sacrifice Melon, gain 3 life
Tap a creature you control: Transform Melon Equip
Equipped creature is an Idiot in addition to it's other types |
: Scry 1
![]() : Draw a cardTheir planet is hall after hall of still Thinker, this is how their race survived
1/1
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Cast Bedtime only if the sun is setting
: Create a Dream token, activate this ability only if you are sleeping, and only if it has been 15 minutes since last being activated
When the sun rises, sacrifice Bedtime |
Ping any target
Storm |
: Add , then you gain 1 life |
Sacrifice Jellyfish Jam: Heal target creature. If a Plant creature is healed this way, you gain 3 life.
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Fat Ass (the Second)
(common, foil)
Lord Schnatter, Bringer of Sustenance
(mythic)
Credit Card
(uncommon)
Get off my Lawn!
(uncommon)
Pick up Fifty-Two
(uncommon)
Clone Trooper
(common)
Uncontained Giggling
(common)
Bubble
(common)
Candy Bar!
(common)
Son of a Pirate
(common)
Melon
(common)
Thinker
(common)
Bedtime
(common)
Pingstorm
(common)
Wheatfarm
(basic)
Jellyfish Jam
(token)

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: Create a Food token. Creatures you control get +1/+1 this turn for each Food token you control.
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: Remove a debt counter from Credit Card