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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Revised Chimney Imp
{6}{b}
 
 R 
Creature – Imp
Flying
When this creature dies, you may pay {4}{b}. If you do, a random player puts a card from their hand on top of their library unless they control a permanent.
1/2
Speedrun
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Turns may only last five seconds, if a turn would last longer than five seconds, skip that turn
Blue Jellyfish
{u}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Jellyfish
Flying, Haste
{2}{r}: Blue Jellyfish deals 2 damage to any target
Tap two untapped Plant creatures you control: Create a Blue Jellyfish Jam artifact Food token
2/2
Rewording
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Target word is another target word of your choice until end of turn
3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION!
 
 C 
Legendary Instant
Create a cake token
After missing 200, and 300, I've decided its time for cake!
Cereal Sauce Carton (Breast Juice Carton)
{w}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target green Food gains "{w}: Gain 1 life"
Insightful Dream
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Insightful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Scry 3 then you may tap target permanent that shares a type with a card looked at this way.
Pen15 Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
All creatures with nudity in their art have +1/+1
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Off-Brand Shrek
{6}{b}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Orc
It's power and toughness is lopsided, it is filthily made in it's mana cost, and it is an Orc instead of an Ogre!

This common un-swag is lame!
5/8
Ass Carcass
{1}{g}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie Donkey
2/3
Gift of Passion
{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Passion enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Haste.
Meow
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Meow, tap a Cat you control

Target opponent gives you a card, return it at the end of the match
Box
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Box and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Box for at least one turn.)
Egg
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{t}, Tear Egg into as many pieces as you can within 5 seconds: Add a quarter of {g} for each new piece of Egg beyond the first, then sacrifice them all and throw them away
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Blue Jellyfish Jam
 T 
Token Artifact – Food Delectable
Sacrifice Blue Jellyfish Jam: Heal target creature. If a Plant creature is healed this way, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Revised Chimney Imp (rare)
Speedrun (uncommon)
Blue Jellyfish (uncommon)
Rewording (uncommon)
3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION! (common)
Cereal Sauce Carton (Breast Juice Carton) (common)
Insightful Dream (common)
Pen15 Logo (common)
Off-Brand Shrek (common)
Ass Carcass (common)
Gift of Passion (common)
Meow (common)
Box (common)
Egg (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Blue Jellyfish Jam (token)