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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Artifact
When Warsong Monument enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
{3}, {t}: Untap all creatures you control that attacked this turn. Then, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature of the chosen type untapped this way.
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Human
Equip {2}
Equipped Human has "Whenever this creature finishes breeding, gain 3 life"
 U 
Creature – Treefolk
Whenever you populate, put a +1/+1 counter on Family Tree.
2/2
 U 
Creature – Elf Archer
Reach, Hexproof, Defender
{r}{t}: Codename: Archery deals 1 damage to target creature with Flying
2/1
 C 
Creature – Human
Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming)
1/1
{2}{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Clone Soldier
common #401
0/1
 C 
Creature – Vil
Ancient Vil is Historic
Ancient Vil enters the battlefield with 999999999999999 Age counters on it
In the olden days (b4 big bang) there were Vils who were the first evil creatures, they became Evils when the idea for the internet became possible, right when the big bang wiped out their species
1/1
 C 
Legendary Artifact Creature – Demon Robot Toy
Flying
2/3
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Blissful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Each player may untap up to three lands they control.
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Fortune enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Lifelink
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Human
Haste
{r}{t}: Jinjurrbred Man breeds with another card named Jinjurrbred Man
2/1
{1}{b}{r}
 
 C 
Tribal Sorcery – Teenager
As an additional cost to cast Draamaa, be dramatic for attention
Two target Teenagers get -2/-2 until end of turn and two target Teenagers get +2/+2 until end of turn. You may make two teenager breed, if you do, you may sacrifice the Baby token to put a -1/-1 counter on each Female Parent, if you don't, discard your hand
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Spin Fidget Spinner, if it spins more than 720 degrees and doesn't fall or touch any other cards, add two mana of any two colors
 C 
Instant
Destroy target land or creature
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
 T 
Token Creature – Monster
Deathtouch, Trample, Infect
8/8

Warsong Monument (rare)
Cupid's Arrow (uncommon)
Family Tree (uncommon)
Codename: Archery (uncommon)
Fisherman (common)
401ster (common)
Ancient Vil (common)
Buzz Lightyear (common)
Blissful Dream (common)
Gift of Fortune (common)
Jinjurrbred Man (common)
Draamaa (common)
Fidget Spinner (common)
Pinkhole (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Monster (token)