Multiverse: [NONCANON] My Random Shit: Mechanics

Jump Boost: {e}

: Move ~ up to PARAM1ASWORDS inches. Used on 12 cards: Sonic Fastboi, Leaping Potion, Kermit Teh Froge, Jimminy Cricket, A Jumpy Frog, Bunny Wabbit, Mario, The Pink Panther, Mangaroo, Kangaroo, Rabid Rabbit, Rapid Rabbit

Laugh: To Laugh, laugh for at least PARAM1ASWORDS seconds. If you do, you gain PARAM1 life. Used on 7 cards: Uncontained Giggling, Hurdur's Throneboi, Funny Dirb, Bad Pun, Joyous Pun, Kek, Caillou

Scarred: Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals PARAM1 damage to all other creatures. Used on 2 cards: Joker, Eric Cartman, the Fractured but Whole

Bad Defender: This creature cannot attack. While blocking, prevent all combat damage it would deal. Creatures being blocked by this creature may assign their combat damage as if they weren't blocked. Used on 1 cards: Supernub

Squirrellink: Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to make those many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens Used on 1 cards: Squirrel Girl

Storage: As long as there are PARAM1ASWORDS or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed. {2}

: Choose a card on ~ and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on ~ for at least one turn. Used on 11 cards: Pocket, Pocket Universe, Kicker's Box, Xob of the Box, Deckbox, Mangaroo, Treasure Chest, Box, Kangaroo, Shipping Container, Hot Pocket

Firebreathing: {r}

: +1/+0 until end of turn Used on 9 cards: Dom's Hitmyran, Firebreathing Domo, Sun Fyip, Dragoon, Hot Dog, Basic Dragon, Fire Elemelon, Excellent Ragecaster, Jinjurr, Lord of Redheads

Roaring:

: Target creature can't block ~ until end of turn Used on 1 cards: Roreh, Beastly Rereh

Cook: PARAM2: Create a PARAM1 token Used on 11 cards: Italian Nana, Housewife, Witch's Oven, Moon Diner, Cookie Cookery, Bakery, Dozenry, Mana Nana, Bakin' Bacon, Baker's Oven, Chef Royale

make foods

Royal: ~ is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof Used on 18 cards: Medusa, Queen of Gorgons, Royal Zombie, Xob of the Box, Cat Royale, The Snow Queen, Queen of Hearts, Hurdurr, King of Mykazoo, Elitist, Royal Kobra, Elvis the King, Pivipi, Battle Goddess, Bald Eagle, Golden Golem, Golden Hen, Eldrago, Jinjurr, Lord of Redheads, Eldurr, King of Yerlfott, Chef Royale

Grazing: Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn Used on 4 cards: Lord of the Buffets, Midnight Hunting, Deer, Domodino

Snorting:

: +1/+0 until end of turn Used on 3 cards: Stuffy Nose, Bull, Crackhead

Swimming: This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing Used on 12 cards: Hammerhead Shark, Loan Shark, Rubber Ducky, Swim, Penguin, Scalefin, Boned Fish, Aquapus, Fish, Noah, the Arkmage, Catfish, Water Bear

Fishing: This creature can block creatures with Swimming Used on 4 cards: Fish (the Verb), Penguin, Fisherman, Noah, the Arkmage

Spaceflight: This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Spaceflight or by Astronauts Used on 2 cards: Fun Gull, Amazing Astronaut

Lockpick:

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: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT. Used on 3 cards: Lockpicker, Ingrown Toenail, Twisted Paperclip

Indigestion: Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add {r}

. Used on 2 cards: Fatboi, Fat Ass (the Second)

Tapprice: Any player may tap ~ at any time by paying {x}

, where X is ~'s CMC. Used on 1 cards: Naga Nagger // Hag Nag

Rental: You may put this card from your onto the battlefield. If you do, put X Rent counters on it, where X is it's converted mana cost. When this permanent leaves the battlefield, if it has any Rent counters on it, you lose the game. {2}

: Remove a Rent counter from this permanent. Used on 2 cards: Loan Shark, Apartment Complex

Puppet: Any player may activate ~'s abilities. Used on 2 cards: Kermit Teh Froge, The Count

Count: Verbally count all integers between 1 and PARAM1 (inclusive). If you do, you gain PARAM1 life. Otherwise, exile ~. Used on 2 cards: Missing 420, The Count

Google: Search something on https://www.google.com Used on 3 cards: Google Plex, Computer, Google Feud

One-Off: Only one of ~ may be in any deck, and only one may be played per match Used on 2 cards: You Only Ask Once (YOAO), Reinvent the Wheel

Hydrophobic: ~ cannot be in play if a blue thing is Used on 2 cards: Wimpy Oil, Hydrophobe

Trade: You and target opponent each put a PARAM1 card from your hands into the other player's hand. Used on 3 cards: MC Villager, Trade, Slave Trade

Hungry: When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put PARAM1ASWORDS +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way. Used on 3 cards: African Child, Eric Cartman, the Fractured but Whole, Hungry Hungry Hippo

Lifetouch: Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a creature, that creature's controller gains that much life Used on 3 cards: Unyhs the Anti-Yh, Unvil the Anti-Vil, Sad Clown

Deathlink: Damage dealt by ~ causes it's controller to lose that much life Used on 5 cards: Unyhs the Anti-Yh, Unvil the Anti-Vil, Notak, Sad Clown, Sin Fyip

Speculate: After this spell resolves, exile it with PARAM1ASWORDS Guess counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a Guess counter from it. When the last one is removed, cast it without paying it's mana cost and exile the Antichrist. Used on 2 cards: Omen of Old Men, Bad Omen

idfk

Diving: This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving. Used on 3 cards: Deep-Sea Treasure-Hunter, Sub-Aquatic Inventor, Deep-Sea Horror

sort of like high flying

Deathprice: Any player may destroy ~ at any time by paying {x}

, where X is ~'s converted mana cost. Used on 1 cards: Recharge

Smelting: PARAM2, {t}

: PARAM1ASWORDS target Blocks that can be smelted transform at the beginning of their controllers next upkeep and each deal 1 damage to that player. Used on 2 cards: MC Campfire, Furnace Block

Cowardice: Whenever a creature with a higher cost, power, or toughness than this creature enters the battlefield, exile ~ thrice and lose 100 life. Used on 3 cards: Cowwardingman, Cowward, Cowwarden

Imprison:

: Exile target creature. Then, return it to the battlefield triple-tapped and inhabit it onto a Gate for free. It cannot be removed from that gate for X turns where X is five plus the amount of damage it dealt this game. It is treated as though it doesn't exist while it's inhabiting that Gate. Used on 1 cards: Cowwarden

Defecate: Exile PARAM1ASWORDS cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card. Used on 11 cards: Eep, Potty Training, Ree!, Tuna Sammich, Take a Dump, Mr Happy, Christmas Poop, Explosive Diarrhea, Poopy Fart, Turdle, Father Fodder, Le Monke

Etch: When this spell resolves, you may pay PARAM1. If you do it's effects are permanent. Used on 2 cards: Laser Engravement, Spotlight

Curiosity: Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card. Used on 2 cards: I, Eye, Sub-Aquatic Inventor

Passenger: Whenever ~ attacks and isn't blocked, you may place up to PARAM1ASWORDS blocked creatures you control on it UEOT. ~ gets +X/+0 where X is the total power of cards placed on it. Used on 1 cards: Flying Carpet

Discover: Reveal the top three cards of your library and put one card from among them into your hand, then put the rest back in any order and shuffle. Used on 1 cards: Archmage of Truth

Inspired by my very limited knowledge of the rival game hearthstone

Magnetic: You may have this creature enter the battlefield enchanting target Construct. If you do, enchanted creature has this permanent's text box. Used on 2 cards: Boosterbot, Pooperbot

stolen from hearthstone lulz

Every Man has a Price...: Any player may pay {x}

, where X is this permanent's CMC to gain control of it. Used on 1 cards: I, Aye, Captain!

Sweeping: ~ also deals it's combat damage to creatures adjacent to the creature it is damaging. Used on 2 cards: Sweeping Edge, Broom

thx hearthstone & minecraft

Swap from Hand: Reveal this card and shuffle it into your library. Then, reveal the top card of your library and put it into your hand if it doesn't have Swap. Otherwise, repeat this process. Used on 0 cards:

Swap: Shuffle this card into your library. Then, reveal the top card of your library and put it OTB tapped if it doesn't have Swap. Otherwise, repeat this process. Used on 0 cards:

Swap for: Shuffle this card into your library. Then, reveal the top card of your library and put it OTB tapped if it's a PARAM1 and doesn't have Swap. Otherwise, repeat this process. Used on 0 cards:

Swap from Hand for: Shuffle this card into your library. Then, reveal the top card of your library and put it into your hand if it's a PARAM1 and doesn't have Swap. Otherwise, repeat this process. Used on 0 cards:

Gravecone: When this dies, create a 9/9 copy of it. When that dies, create an 8/8 copy of it. Et cetera. Used on 1 cards: Thing

Soulform: To create a creature's Soulform, create a token that is a copy of that creature except it's a white Spirit in addition to it's other colors and types. Used on 2 cards: Shame, Purify Soul