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Hahaha :)
It looks like I never mentioned how much I enjoyed this card either, so let me just say: I enjoyed this card a lot.
This would have made me laugh out loud if I weren't in a library.
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Hooray for pointless supertypes. (And mostly pointless counters, but you never know when you'll get to Mirrorweave everything into an animated Darksteel Reactor. Also, use your batteries as counters!)
TSB Lightning Angel is also 3 words and no flavor text, but comes in just longer at 24 characters against 22. 4-5-6E Armageddon is shorter still, but the reigning champ for shortest text box on record (other than basic lands with big mana symbols) goes to the Revised Blessing, which simply reads "
: +1/+1". It's a wonder anyone learned to play the game with cryptic abilities like that.
Funny how you hardly ever see combos making use of Phyrexian Altar--the power of quantity in mana. Meanwhile, this is probably still broken, even if slightly less so than Darker Ritual.
Heh. While yes, it kind of does, you still deserve congratulation for spotting the parallel. (I also like how this is to Channel what Phyrexian Altar is to Ashnod's Altar.)
The way they're using the new mana symbols in the upcoming set (basically {C/Pay 2 life} hybrids) plays directly into a spoof like this.
Oh sure, it won't do anything. But nonetheless, I can (after jumping through several hoops) cast a Scheme!
Only if you can get around the blank mana cost.
And then, there's the problem that it won't do anything when it resolves--it only has its effects when it's "set in motion".
I LOLed :)
Cool! Behold the Power of Destruction is in my graveyard! If I cast Yawgmoth's Will, I can play it!
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First thought: "Don't you mean 'win the game'?"
Second thought: "No, you're right. Turn 1, Islands are Broken, Blue Sun's Zenith for infinity."
Some kind of timetravel card needed, I think.
:) It's surprisingly surprising to see an empty text box. I wonder what the shortest existing text box is (other than full-art vanilla creatures); it has to be short rules text with no flavour text (or, I suppose, vice versa), which is fairly rare as they usually put flavour text on.
Day of Judgment is 3 words with a deservedly sparse text box, but I don't know if they've printed any vanilla or french vanilla creatures without flavour text.