Multiverse: SM Joke Card Dump: Recent Activity

2012-12-09 03:13:48: SadisticMystic created the card Insaneplayer Angel

2012-09-19 14:09:53: Alex commented on Shroud of Turing

:D

That is amusing and clever. It rather takes some of the fun out of it though. :P (In the same way as it's much more fun to find a Turing machine in Conway's Life than in Wireworld, it's more fun to find one in MtG than in, say, Minecraft.)

I'd be happy if they just printed a mirrored pair of pseudo-Lords, something like:

Whenever a Knight enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on each Soldier.

Whenever a Demon enters the battlefield under your control, put a -1/-1 counter on each Minion.

2012-09-18 21:07:02: SadisticMystic edited Shroud of Turing

2012-09-18 20:24:38: SadisticMystic commented on Shroud of Turing

Wouldn't this card make everything much easier? Now you could even encode the HALT state!

2012-09-18 20:21:48: SadisticMystic created the card Shroud of Turing

2012-07-10 15:06:36: Link commented on Leyline of Pun-ishment

This makes me want to make a real card that has an effect in your closing hand.

2012-07-10 11:44:53: SadisticMystic created the card Leyline of Pun-ishment

2012-05-31 16:19:59: Alex commented on Mini-Myojin

Hahaha. Reminds me of Honden of Losing Games. Proliferate is fantastic with the other Myojin. Pity that you don't make any net saving on Captain Underscore though.

2012-05-31 13:18:03: SadisticMystic created the card Mini-Myojin

2012-05-30 03:50:47: jmgariepy commented on Quizzy, Izzet Immortician

I think the real question here is how come Team Izzet hasn't invented "Dredge -1" yet. ;)

2012-05-30 03:33:34: SadisticMystic commented on Quizzy, Izzet Immortician

That's the point! Also, Squee won't stop you from decking out (take that Dimir), and if you can get multiple draws in a turn cycle and for some reason you'd rather have this each time than a random card off the top, you can recur Quizzy each time, which you can't do with Squee.

2012-05-30 03:24:28: jmgariepy commented on Quizzy, Izzet Immortician

If the plan was to make this a new take on Squee, Goblin Nabob, you missed a little. Triggering Squee's ability doesn't remove a draw.

2012-05-29 16:18:51: SadisticMystic created the card Quizzy, Izzet Immortician

2012-04-13 17:52:09: SadisticMystic edited Stay of Execution

2012-04-09 14:09:39: Link commented on Stay of Execution

Djinn of Wishes feels like an appropriate way to cast this... but at that point, you might as well pay for the miracle.

2012-04-09 11:23:00: jmgariepy commented on Stay of Execution

That's a rather balanced casting cost up there. I, too, believe you should only be able to play this using some sort of goofy Johnny means. Cascade, unfortunately, feels like cheating.

2012-04-09 07:32:39: SadisticMystic created the card Stay of Execution

2012-03-29 14:34:02: Jack V commented on Blazing Pact

I guess "uncounterable blazing pact" or "uncounterable haste phage pact" would be worse, but this looks so plausible, while being every downside in vintage in one card, it's hilarious :)

2012-03-20 01:41:08: Link commented on Longing Memory

Hahaha. When did Matt Tabak see this?

2012-03-20 00:41:03: dude1818 commented on Longing Memory

Yes, it is.

2012-03-19 20:53:45: SadisticMystic commented on Longing Memory

If I may take it as a seal of approval of sorts, Rules Manager Matt Tabak described this card as "awesome."

2012-02-15 17:00:47: SadisticMystic edited Dis-MEME-ber:

this needs an emblem to work properly

2012-02-15 16:59:23: SadisticMystic edited O-Kagachi's Phantom Bus:

fix reminder text

2012-02-15 16:58:35: SadisticMystic edited Multiverse of Bums:

fix reminder text

2012-02-15 16:57:38: SadisticMystic edited Ixidor's Tattoo Parlor:

fix reminder text

2012-01-28 18:19:32: Alex commented on Blazing Pact

Ah, yes. As an example of one of the worst possible spells to turn into Pact form, yes, Blaze is pretty good :)

2012-01-28 12:45:51: SadisticMystic commented on Blazing Pact

Of course this is a ridiculously broken card and you'll never see anything like it. It sprouted from a discussion about stupid ideas for Pacts.

2012-01-28 10:42:13: jmgariepy commented on Blazing Pact

Could include the line "Players cannot lose the game until the beginning of your next draw step". That should suss a few things out.

2012-01-28 09:40:00: Vitenka commented on Blazing Pact

Um, uh... Instant win on turn zero, every time? Because I choose 20 to the fod, and I win, so there's no upkeep in which I have to pay.and if the opponent force-spikes it, I don't even lose, because the downside doesn't resolve either.

Love the intention, hate the implementation. (Even a a joke card)

2012-01-28 00:00:46: SadisticMystic created the card Blazing Pact