SM Joke Card Dump

SM Joke Card Dump by SadisticMystic

48 cards in Multiverse

10 commons, 13 uncommons, 18 rares, 7 mythics

6 white, 7 blue, 7 black, 7 red,
3 green, 6 multicolour, 7 artifact, 5 land

144 comments total

obligatory Un-set (actually, again it's not really a set, just random smatterings of goofy cards)

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 R 
Land
{t}: Add {c} to your mana pool.
{t}, Give yourself three poison counters: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
All counters on players are poison counters (instead of any other type of counter).
"Taste the rainbow! But don't taste those multicolored toads...oh."
 C 
World Sparked Enchantment
(Sparked is to planeswalker as tribal is to creature.)
Multiverse of Bums is every planeswalker type (at all times).
2 comments
last 2017-10-15 05:31:03 by SadisticMystic
 U 
Enchantment
Oozes are red.
Vehicles crewed
by two or more creatures
get +2/+2.
But the Heart of Kiran
will be watching you.
 C 
Creature – Cat
Tutu Cat is 2/2.
I CAN HAZ PLUS SEVNTEEN PLUS SEVNTEEN? BUT NOT IF I HAZ TO WEAR DIS HUMEOWIATING DRESS.
19/19
2 comments
last 2013-01-02 15:35:06 by Alex
 R 
Legendary Artifact
If a player would become the monarch while exactly one other player is the monarch, instead both of those players become monarchs.
{5}, {t}: Choose a creature type, then put two 1/1 colorless creature tokens of the chosen type onto the battlefield.
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2016-08-22 08:12:41 by Izaac

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On Multiverse of Bums:

And now Sparked is just pointless, as opposed to being selfdestructive. Oh well.

On Noah's Monarch:

This seems like 2 cards smashed into one.

One is Noahs ark, feat. the last ability and the other is a Monarch card. They shouldn't be on the same card.

On Spoonsilver Myr:

"Spoon"? Why... Oh. Really!?

On Spoonsilver Myr:

Also a reference to "Spoon", which was obviously the playtest name of Twincast, and of course to Silver Myr. If there was enough room in the text box to add a 1/1 Myr token along with the copied spell, I would have put that in too, but there wasn't.

On Spoonsilver Myr:

A tweak on Pyromancer's Goggles? With flavour referencing... oh, haha, I get it now :)

On Nesting Sliver:

@Jack (2 years ago): I suspect it doesn't work very well. It's trying to grant an ability, not just assert that a creature has an ability - see Cavalry Master. But it's granting an ability which in turn wants to grant a new ability to many things including the original permanent. I think it crashes the game trying to add an infinite number of copies of the ability to itself.

On Fifth-Sun Quan, Lord of WUBRG:

Haha. Punny name.

On Vol-tron, Savior of Tarkir:

Sparked here is purely for flavour, to allow it to have the Sarkhan type?

So this works something like Hoarding Dragon. Except it hoards dragons instead (and puts them straight onto the battlefield). Or Clone Shell, I guess, if Clone Shell were 13/13 and could give you 3 things instead of one.

If you were going to target this spell with Artificial Evolution, what would you change Dragon to? Manticore is one option, to give you three Chromanticores (hm, should it say "with different names"?)

On Magikarp:

Comparing normal Magic cards to Commander rares is tricky business. I'd assume Reef Worm is the equivalent of a Mythic.

On Magikarp:

In light of Reef Worm, this can easily shave at least 1 mana, possibly even 2. But it won't, because the Magikarp Salesman Cartel likes their wares to be overpriced.

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