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CardName: Phyrexian Shopping Channel Cost: BB Type: Sorcery Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Until end of turn, you gain "Pay 2 life: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool." Flavour Text: Limited time offer! Call Master Karn now at 425-204-8069 and if you're lucky, you might even live to hang up the phone! Set/Rarity: SM Joke Card Dump Uncommon

Phyrexian Shopping Channel
{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Until end of turn, you gain "Pay 2 life: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool."
Limited time offer! Call Master Karn now at 425-204-8069 and if you're lucky, you might even live to hang up the phone!
Updated on 18 Feb 2016 by SadisticMystic

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2011-04-05 20:21:02: SadisticMystic created the card Phyrexian Shopping Channel
2011-04-05 20:22:00: SadisticMystic edited Phyrexian Shopping Channel

The way they're using the new mana symbols in the upcoming set (basically {C/Pay 2 life} hybrids) plays directly into a spoof like this.

Heh. While yes, it kind of does, you still deserve congratulation for spotting the parallel. (I also like how this is to Channel what Phyrexian Altar is to Ashnod's Altar.)

Funny how you hardly ever see combos making use of Phyrexian Altar--the power of quantity in mana. Meanwhile, this is probably still broken, even if slightly less so than Darker Ritual.

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