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2013-07-21 12:42:02: Alex commented on Urza's Toughness Plant

:)

2013-07-21 06:05:18: SadisticMystic edited Urza's Toughness Plant

2013-07-21 05:53:37: SadisticMystic created the card Urza's Toughness Plant

2013-05-23 16:37:24: amuseum commented on Cloak of Jace

PWs couldn't attack anyway, except Gideon.

2013-05-23 14:36:44: Link commented on Cloak of Jace

Yeah, it should read "Enchanted pw can't be attacked."

2013-05-23 10:34:04: Vitenka commented on Cloak of Jace

Hah! Just after they remove "unblockable" we get an even more evil wording :)

2013-05-23 09:22:58: SadisticMystic commented on Cloak of Jace

And now it probably won't happen, since even if the opponent plays a copy it wouldn't be sufficient removal.

2013-05-20 06:12:48: SadisticMystic commented on 4'33"

"Fear" is one character shorter than "Reach" (as well as "Flash" and "Haste"), so Razortooth Rats should win out on that front.

Counting everything in the text box, the 10th Edition foil version of Time Stop was indeed printed with nothing but its rules text, so that one's right up there near Revised Blessing.

2013-05-20 00:10:06: Hālian commented on 4'33"

Right now, the shortest nonreminder rules text in Dominia is Giant Mantis.

2013-05-08 04:19:00: Link commented on 4'33"

Wake the Reflections has the shortest rules text of a nonpermanent, I think.

2013-05-08 02:06:20: jmgariepy commented on 4'33"

As for counting French Vanilla... I guess it's any card with just 'Echo'. You know, like on Goblin Patrol. Time Spiral echo cards added a mana cost, though, so I'm not sure how to count that.

2013-05-08 02:02:29: jmgariepy commented on 4'33"

Time Stop's number of characters beats Armageddon's. Assuming, of course, that you don't count the reminder text.

2013-05-07 13:52:06: Alex commented on Quicksliver Gargantuan

Nyehehe. Yes, that's the way to do it. What the heck would that rules box look like?

> You may have ~ ETB as a copy of any creature on the battlefield. If you do, it gains "Sliver creatures you control enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield."

2013-05-07 01:55:45: Link commented on Quicksliver Gargantuan

Why not grant the clone ability to all slivers? That would be tons of fun.

2013-05-07 01:52:48: Link commented on Quicksliver Gargantuan

Ha. I'll enjoy playing with that clause more, but it does make me sad to see it.

2013-05-07 01:15:26: SadisticMystic commented on Quicksliver Gargantuan

Celebrating the return of Slivers. The new ones will carry the dreaded "you control" clause, but to hell with that here.

2013-05-07 01:14:27: SadisticMystic created the card Quicksliver Gargantuan

2013-04-13 23:06:46: Link commented on O-Kagachi's Phantom Bus

I looooove {u} {g} control.

2013-04-13 22:30:45: SadisticMystic commented on O-Kagachi's Phantom Bus

It looks like R&D is actually making this card after all! It just has an extra {g} {g} in the cost, and they cut that "bus crashing" Spirit clause since Ravnica isn't big on tribal themes.

2013-03-19 10:07:50: cmeister2 commented on Umezawa's Kitty

Awesome :) Perhaps "Kitteh" instead of "Kitty" so it's pronounced more like "Jitte"?

2013-03-19 02:03:23: SadisticMystic created the card Umezawa's Kitty

2013-02-18 04:49:56: SadisticMystic commented on Cloak of Jace

Cloak of Mists is a perfectly serviceable card; it ought to be reprinted some time. Maybe the guilt-by-association of being a blue card from Urza block is just too much to have R&D give it any consideration. Or maybe...they're planning a take-off of it, like this!

To quote an old McDonalds commercial, "Hey, it could happen!"

2013-02-18 04:49:15: SadisticMystic created the card Cloak of Jace

2013-01-02 15:35:06: Alex commented on Tutu Cat

Ha! Adeyke points out on the Wizards forums that this is actually functionally different to Grizzly Bears (ignoring the creature type), if there are Yixlid Jailers and Dead Reckonings involved.

2012-12-28 06:56:45: dude1818 commented on Five-Dollar Wrench

I love the joke. From a purely mechanical point of view, I think it should be an instant to stop the card with cipher before the creature hits you.

2012-12-28 06:28:58: Link commented on Five-Dollar Wrench

Hehe. I made an encode card, too.

2012-12-28 06:16:24: SadisticMystic commented on Five-Dollar Wrench

http://xkcd.com/538/

2012-12-28 06:15:55: SadisticMystic created the card Five-Dollar Wrench

2012-12-09 05:38:58: jmgariepy commented on Insaneplayer Angel

"Well, since it's silver bordered, I can't play it in the tournament. My win percentage in casual pick-up games on FNM though is spectacular."

2012-12-09 03:17:25: SadisticMystic commented on Insaneplayer Angel

Development suggested adding the text "Whenever you buy a Magic booster pack, you get a planeswalker point." As nice an idea as that sounded, we had to cut it for insufficient space in the text box.