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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Nesting Sliver
{4}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Sliver
All Slivers have "All Slivers get +0/+1 and have this ability" and this ability.
1/1
 
Mount Gox
 
 R 
Legendary Enchantment Land
{t}: Add {r} to your mana pool. (That's better than {g} because you don't have to suck up to the MAN!)
When Mount Gox becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it, put a token onto the battlefield that's a copy of it except its name becomes a randomly chosen name, and flip two coins. If you lose both flips, lose 20 life.
Smallmox
{0}
 
 U 
Artifact
{t}: Add one fourth of a mana of any color to your mana pool.
"I would not eat it with a Rhox,
I would not beat it down with Pox."
-My First Tome
Aether's Embrace
{2}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Oozes are red.
Vehicles crewed
by two or more creatures
get +2/+2.
But the Heart of Kiran
will be watching you.
Foalslayer
{3}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Demon
Delve
If a creature card with horsemanship was exiled with Foalslayer's delve ability, Foalslayer has horsemanship. The same is true for "When this creature dies, you gain 1 life" and "{1}{r}, {t}: Target Dwarf gains mountainwalk until end of turn."
3/3
Magikarp
{4}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Fish
Evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve
"...Karp?"
Illus. Ken Sugimori
0/1
Mirrodin's Coors
{6}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Ooze
Hexproof (This permanent is 3% alcohol by volume.)
Whenever Mirrodin's Coors deals damage to a creature, tap that creature and it doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
{6}: Recycle Mirrodin's Coors. (Sacrifice it. If you do, put a token onto the battlefield that's a copy of it.)
2/6
Energizer Bunny
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Ongoing Creature – Rabbit
(Energizer Bunny keeps going and going...)
Energizer Bunny enters the battlefield with 20 charge counters on it.
When Energizer Bunny has no charge counters on it, go to the store and buy a new one.
Illus. Energizer Holdings, Inc.
2/2
Multiverse of Bums
{r}
 
 C 
World Sparked Enchantment
(Sparked is to planeswalker as tribal is to creature.)
Multiverse of Bums is every planeswalker type (at all times).
One with Something
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Draw your hand. (Lay it flat against a sheet of paper and run along the outline with a pen or pencil, then color it and show it to your mommy.)
Nesting Sliver
{4}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Sliver
All Slivers have "All Slivers get +0/+1 and have this ability" and this ability.
1/1
Five-Dollar Wrench
{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature that has a card encoded on it.
"We may not be able to break your secrets, but we can certainly break you."
--Teysa Karlov
Tutu Cat
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cat
Tutu Cat is 2/2.
I CAN HAZ PLUS SEVNTEEN PLUS SEVNTEEN? BUT NOT IF I HAZ TO WEAR DIS HUMEOWIATING DRESS.
19/19
Longing Memory
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment
{u}{u}: Counter target spell. Activate this ability only any time you could cast an interrupt. (You could cast interrupts between August 1993 and April 1999.)
Swamp
 
 B 
Basic Land – Swamp

Nesting Sliver (common, foil)
Mount Gox (rare)
Smallmox (uncommon)
Aether's Embrace (uncommon)
Foalslayer (uncommon)
Magikarp (common)
Mirrodin's Coors (common)
Energizer Bunny (common)
Multiverse of Bums (common)
One with Something (common)
Nesting Sliver (common)
Five-Dollar Wrench (common)
Tutu Cat (common)
Longing Memory (common)
Swamp (basic)