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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Change the text of target nontoken creature you own by writing your choice of "flying", "shadow", "shroud", or "protection from green" in its text box. (This effect doesn't end...ever. At least not if you had the sense to write in non-erasable ink.)
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: Add to your mana pool. When that mana is spent to cast a blue instant spell, copy that spell and you may choose new targets for the copy.
The myr's mastery over the elements is so revered that the weekly mining schedule is named in their honor: "spoonerism".
2/2
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Whenever Umezawa's Kitty deals combat damage, put two yarn counters on it.
Remove a yarn counter from Umezawa's Kitty: Choose one — Umezawa's Kitty gets +2/+2 until end of turn, or put a 1/1 black Rat Zombie creature token onto the battlefield, or target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. 0/2
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Oozes are red.
Vehicles crewed by two or more creatures get +2/+2. But the Heart of Kiran
will be watching you. |
: Counter target spell. Activate this ability only any time you could cast an interrupt. (You could cast interrupts between August 1993 and April 1999.)
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Destroy target creature that has a card encoded on it.
"We may not be able to break your secrets, but we can certainly break you."
--Teysa Karlov |
Draw your hand. (Lay it flat against a sheet of paper and run along the outline with a pen or pencil, then color it and show it to your mommy.)
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(Energizer Bunny keeps going and going...)
Energizer Bunny enters the battlefield with 20 charge counters on it. When Energizer Bunny has no charge counters on it, go to the store and buy a new one.
Illus. Energizer Holdings, Inc.
2/2
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All Slivers have "All Slivers get +0/+1 and have this ability" and this ability.
1/1
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Evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve
"...Karp?"
Illus. Ken Sugimori
0/1
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Tutu Cat is 2/2.
I CAN HAZ PLUS SEVNTEEN PLUS SEVNTEEN? BUT NOT IF I HAZ TO WEAR DIS HUMEOWIATING DRESS.
19/19
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Hexproof (This permanent is 3% alcohol by volume.)
Whenever Mirrodin's Coors deals damage to a creature, tap that creature and it doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. : Recycle Mirrodin's Coors. (Sacrifice it. If you do, put a token onto the battlefield that's a copy of it.) 2/6
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(Sparked is to planeswalker as tribal is to creature.)
Multiverse of Bums is every planeswalker type (at all times). |
Target token becomes a REAL CARD!
Just kidding. This card will now grow until it gets to be one of those 6x9 oversize cards.
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Ixidor's Tattoo Parlor
(rare)
Spoonsilver Myr
(uncommon)
Umezawa's Kitty
(uncommon)
Aether's Embrace
(uncommon)
Longing Memory
(common)
Five-Dollar Wrench
(common)
One with Something
(common)
Energizer Bunny
(common)
Nesting Sliver
(common)
Magikarp
(common)
Tutu Cat
(common)
Mirrodin's Coors
(common)
Multiverse of Bums
(common)
Pinocchioken
(common)
Mountain
(basic)