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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Fblthp, God of Displacement
{1}{w}{u}
 
 R 
Legendary Enchantment Creature – God
Indestructible
As long as the sum of your devotions to white and blue is less than five, Fblthp isn't a creature.
You can't lose the game if you've lost life this turn.
{w}{u}: Another target creature loses all abilities until end of turn. (Treat an undefined power or toughness as 0.)
4/4
Spoonsilver Myr
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact Creature – Myr
{t}: Add {u} to your mana pool. When that mana is spent to cast a blue instant spell, copy that spell and you may choose new targets for the copy.
The myr's mastery over the elements is so revered that the weekly mining schedule is named in their honor: "spoonerism".
2/2
Foalslayer
{3}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Demon
Delve
If a creature card with horsemanship was exiled with Foalslayer's delve ability, Foalslayer has horsemanship. The same is true for "When this creature dies, you gain 1 life" and "{1}{r}, {t}: Target Dwarf gains mountainwalk until end of turn."
3/3
Aether's Embrace
{2}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Oozes are red.
Vehicles crewed
by two or more creatures
get +2/+2.
But the Heart of Kiran
will be watching you.
Magikarp
{4}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Fish
Evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve
"...Karp?"
Illus. Ken Sugimori
0/1
Pinocchioken
{g}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Target token becomes a REAL CARD!
Just kidding. This card will now grow until it gets to be one of those 6x9 oversize cards.
Multiverse of Bums
{r}
 
 C 
World Sparked Enchantment
(Sparked is to planeswalker as tribal is to creature.)
Multiverse of Bums is every planeswalker type (at all times).
Longing Memory
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment
{u}{u}: Counter target spell. Activate this ability only any time you could cast an interrupt. (You could cast interrupts between August 1993 and April 1999.)
One with Something
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Draw your hand. (Lay it flat against a sheet of paper and run along the outline with a pen or pencil, then color it and show it to your mommy.)
Energizer Bunny
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Ongoing Creature – Rabbit
(Energizer Bunny keeps going and going...)
Energizer Bunny enters the battlefield with 20 charge counters on it.
When Energizer Bunny has no charge counters on it, go to the store and buy a new one.
Illus. Energizer Holdings, Inc.
2/2
Mirrodin's Coors
{6}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Ooze
Hexproof (This permanent is 3% alcohol by volume.)
Whenever Mirrodin's Coors deals damage to a creature, tap that creature and it doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
{6}: Recycle Mirrodin's Coors. (Sacrifice it. If you do, put a token onto the battlefield that's a copy of it.)
2/6
Tutu Cat
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cat
Tutu Cat is 2/2.
I CAN HAZ PLUS SEVNTEEN PLUS SEVNTEEN? BUT NOT IF I HAZ TO WEAR DIS HUMEOWIATING DRESS.
19/19
Nesting Sliver
{4}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Sliver
All Slivers have "All Slivers get +0/+1 and have this ability" and this ability.
1/1
Five-Dollar Wrench
{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature that has a card encoded on it.
"We may not be able to break your secrets, but we can certainly break you."
--Teysa Karlov
Swamp
 
 B 
Basic Land – Swamp

Fblthp, God of Displacement (rare)
Spoonsilver Myr (uncommon)
Foalslayer (uncommon)
Aether's Embrace (uncommon)
Magikarp (common)
Pinocchioken (common)
Multiverse of Bums (common)
Longing Memory (common)
One with Something (common)
Energizer Bunny (common)
Mirrodin's Coors (common)
Tutu Cat (common)
Nesting Sliver (common)
Five-Dollar Wrench (common)
Swamp (basic)