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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Ixidor's Tattoo Parlor
{3}{u}{u}
 
 R 
Sorcery
Change the text of target nontoken creature you own by writing your choice of "flying", "shadow", "shroud", or "protection from green" in its text box. (This effect doesn't end...ever. At least not if you had the sense to write in non-erasable ink.)
Rube Goldberg Machine
{5}
 
 U 
Artifact – Contraption
Each Trap card in your hand has splice onto Trap. Its splice cost is equal to the first mana cost that appears in its text box.
Dis-MEME-ber
{1}{pb}{pb}
 
 U 
Instant
You get an emblem with "All creatures get -5/-5" because--let's face it, they're all just going to die anyway.
"You can always use Terror, Doom Blade, Go for the Throat, Vendetta, Deathmark..."
--How to Kill a Tarmogoyf, vol. I
Ajani's Primate
{1}{g}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Ape
As long as you control an Ajani planeswalker, Ajani's Primate gets +3/+3 and has defender, and that planeswalker's loyalty abilities cost an additional +1 to activate.
3/3
Pinocchioken
{g}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Target token becomes a REAL CARD!
Just kidding. This card will now grow until it gets to be one of those 6x9 oversize cards.
Tutu Cat
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cat
Tutu Cat is 2/2.
I CAN HAZ PLUS SEVNTEEN PLUS SEVNTEEN? BUT NOT IF I HAZ TO WEAR DIS HUMEOWIATING DRESS.
19/19
Energizer Bunny
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Ongoing Creature – Rabbit
(Energizer Bunny keeps going and going...)
Energizer Bunny enters the battlefield with 20 charge counters on it.
When Energizer Bunny has no charge counters on it, go to the store and buy a new one.
Illus. Energizer Holdings, Inc.
2/2
Nesting Sliver
{4}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Sliver
All Slivers have "All Slivers get +0/+1 and have this ability" and this ability.
1/1
Magikarp
{4}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Fish
Evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve
"...Karp?"
Illus. Ken Sugimori
0/1
Multiverse of Bums
{r}
 
 C 
World Sparked Enchantment
(Sparked is to planeswalker as tribal is to creature.)
Multiverse of Bums is every planeswalker type (at all times).
Five-Dollar Wrench
{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature that has a card encoded on it.
"We may not be able to break your secrets, but we can certainly break you."
--Teysa Karlov
Longing Memory
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment
{u}{u}: Counter target spell. Activate this ability only any time you could cast an interrupt. (You could cast interrupts between August 1993 and April 1999.)
Mirrodin's Coors
{6}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Ooze
Hexproof (This permanent is 3% alcohol by volume.)
Whenever Mirrodin's Coors deals damage to a creature, tap that creature and it doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
{6}: Recycle Mirrodin's Coors. (Sacrifice it. If you do, put a token onto the battlefield that's a copy of it.)
2/6
One with Something
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Draw your hand. (Lay it flat against a sheet of paper and run along the outline with a pen or pencil, then color it and show it to your mommy.)
Island
 
 B 
Basic Land – Island

Ixidor's Tattoo Parlor (rare)
Rube Goldberg Machine (uncommon)
Dis-MEME-ber (uncommon)
Ajani's Primate (uncommon)
Pinocchioken (common)
Tutu Cat (common)
Energizer Bunny (common)
Nesting Sliver (common)
Magikarp (common)
Multiverse of Bums (common)
Five-Dollar Wrench (common)
Longing Memory (common)
Mirrodin's Coors (common)
One with Something (common)
Island (basic)