Oh, I like it. It fits the name really well (it's a shame that was used already).
I'm not sure if it's too good. I think putting power-pump and double strike on the same card at instant can easily be broken, but red-green smash probably deserves some love.
For instance, quite a few sets have a turn-1 creature that can attack for 2 somehow, and "turn one Tattermunge Maniac, turn two seasons beatings, attack for 10" is a LOT of damage, as is pairing it with any trample creature, plus it will usually save your creature in combat.
In honour of the season here is a card that 'could' possibly see print. Basically a mashup of Assault Strobe and Giant Growth. Originally had it at but current costing works better.
makes perfect sense GG now gets you +3/+0 & Trample.
Also changed the name slightly.
On a separate side note, it's a bit weird for mono-green to get first strike. Would this card be borken if the base ability was Trample?
Jade Leech + Ruby Leech. If you actually built that deck, I would buy you a whole six-pack of soda. :)
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changed it up a bit so that its not quite as crazy.
Oh, I like it. It fits the name really well (it's a shame that was used already).
I'm not sure if it's too good. I think putting power-pump and double strike on the same card at instant can easily be broken, but red-green smash probably deserves some love.
For instance, quite a few sets have a turn-1 creature that can attack for 2 somehow, and "turn one Tattermunge Maniac, turn two seasons beatings, attack for 10" is a LOT of damage, as is pairing it with any trample creature, plus it will usually save your creature in combat.
Oh noes! Season's Beatings (click the link) exists already! For what it's worth, I'd run both of them...
In honour of the season here is a card that 'could' possibly see print.
but current costing works better.
Basically a mashup of Assault Strobe and Giant Growth. Originally had it at