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Sorcery
Blazing Pact deals an amount of damage of your choice to target creature or player.
At the beginning of your next upkeep, pay
, where X is the amount of damage Blazing Pact dealt this way. If you don't, you lose the game.
At the beginning of your next upkeep, pay
, where X is the amount of damage Blazing Pact dealt this way. If you don't, you lose the game.(Energizer Bunny keeps going and going...)
Energizer Bunny enters the battlefield with 20 charge counters on it.
When Energizer Bunny has no charge counters on it, go to the store and buy a new one.
Energizer Bunny enters the battlefield with 20 charge counters on it.
When Energizer Bunny has no charge counters on it, go to the store and buy a new one.
Illus. Energizer Holdings, Inc.
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If Leyline of Pun-ishment is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield.
If Leyline of Pun-ishment is in your closing hand, you're probably about to punch someone in the face with it. (That's going to get you disqualified, of course.)
If Leyline of Pun-ishment is in your closing hand, you're probably about to punch someone in the face with it. (That's going to get you disqualified, of course.)
(Sparked is to planeswalker as tribal is to creature.)
Multiverse of Bums is every planeswalker type (at all times).
Multiverse of Bums is every planeswalker type (at all times).
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When the new Guildpact allowed the Izzet to peek into other guilds' technology, the fun was only just beginning.
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(Sparked is to planeswalker as tribal is to creature.)
When Vol-tron, Savior of Tarkir enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, search your library for up to three Dragon creature cards and reveal them. Those cards gain bestow
. Cast any number of them for their bestow costs targeting Vol-tron, then shuffle your library.
Vol-tron gets +3/+3 for each Aura attached to it.
When Vol-tron, Savior of Tarkir enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, search your library for up to three Dragon creature cards and reveal them. Those cards gain bestow
. Cast any number of them for their bestow costs targeting Vol-tron, then shuffle your library.
Vol-tron gets +3/+3 for each Aura attached to it.
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Vehicles crewed
by two or more creatures
get +2/+2.
will be watching you.