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Creature – Human Sponge

You may cast Grizzled Janitor during your cleanup step, but not at any other time. (You can't cast spells during the cleanup step unless a triggered ability or state-based action takes place at that time.)

"Cleanup in aisle...oh, to hell with it."

3/3

7 comments
last 2011-12-12 12:00:45 by Alex

Insaneplayer Angel

Chase Creature – Angel

Flying, vigilance
As long as you're playing at FNM, Insaneplayer Angel has protection from everything.
Insaneplayer Angel gets +1/+1 for each full 100 Planeswalker Points you've earned this season.

0/0

2 comments
last 2012-12-09 05:38:58 by jmgariepy

Last Line of Defense

Instant

Put 300 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens with defender onto the battlefield. You can't cast spells for the rest of the game.
Madness {w}

3 comments
last 2013-09-05 15:14:38 by Vitenka

One with Something

Instant

Draw your hand. (Lay it flat against a sheet of paper and run along the outline with a pen or pencil, then color it and show it to your mommy.)

1 comment
2011-02-19 00:47:32 by Alex

Stay of Execution

Sorcery

Players play a Magic subgame, using their libraries as decks. Each player who doesn't win the subgame loses half his or her life, rounded up. Then each player shuffles all cards he or she owns from the subgame into his or her library.
Miracle {w}

It'll be a MIRACLE if this game actually finishes in time!

2 comments
last 2012-04-09 14:09:39 by Link

The Fourth Wall

Creature – Wall

When The Fourth Wall is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, if three other cards named The Fourth Wall are in your graveyard, you win the game.

It likes being broken.

0/10

2 comments
last 2011-01-11 15:30:27 by Jack V

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