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Destroy target creature that has a card encoded on it.
"We may not be able to break your secrets, but we can certainly break you."
--Teysa Karlov
--Teysa Karlov
Delve
If a creature card with horsemanship was exiled with Foalslayer's delve ability, Foalslayer has horsemanship. The same is true for "When this creature dies, you gain 1 life" and "
, 
: Target Dwarf gains mountainwalk until end of turn."
If a creature card with horsemanship was exiled with Foalslayer's delve ability, Foalslayer has horsemanship. The same is true for "When this creature dies, you gain 1 life" and "
, : Target Dwarf gains mountainwalk until end of turn."3/3
Until end of turn, you gain "Pay 2 life: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool."
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Your range of influence becomes 0.
"I don't care what you want. I'm not scared by what you can do. I don't even know if you're out there. I know what I am, and that's enough."
Whenever you use the Magic Store & Event Locator to find tournaments in your area, you may pay 
. If you do, cast target nonland card in your graveyard without paying its mana cost.
. If you do, cast target nonland card in your graveyard without paying its mana cost."Just wait till I get my Magic Store & Event Locator to load...and pay all these data overage fees."
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Whenever Umezawa's Kitty deals combat damage, put two yarn counters on it.
Remove a yarn counter from Umezawa's Kitty: Choose one — Umezawa's Kitty gets +2/+2 until end of turn, or put a 1/1 black Rat Zombie creature token onto the battlefield, or target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Remove a yarn counter from Umezawa's Kitty: Choose one — Umezawa's Kitty gets +2/+2 until end of turn, or put a 1/1 black Rat Zombie creature token onto the battlefield, or target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
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