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Enchantment – Aura
Enchant planeswalker
Enchanted planeswalker is unattackable.
"You can't see me, I'm invisible now! Just like the money in your wallet."
8 comments
last 2013-10-01 10:56:47 by Alex
 R 
Instant
Counter target spell. Its controller discards a card.

Epic (Hey, it's in the card name.)
 R 
Sorcery
Change the text of target nontoken creature you own by writing your choice of "flying", "shadow", "shroud", or "protection from green" in its text box. (This effect doesn't end...ever. At least not if you had the sense to write in non-erasable ink.)
 C 
Enchantment
{u}{u}: Counter target spell. Activate this ability only any time you could cast an interrupt. (You could cast interrupts between August 1993 and April 1999.)
8 comments
last 2012-03-20 01:41:08 by Link
 C 
Creature – Fish
Evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve
"...Karp?"
Illus. Ken Sugimori
0/1
6 comments
last 2015-01-02 00:51:03 by jmgariepy
 U 
Instant – Arcane
Counter target spell. If you do, at the beginning of your next precombat main phase, add {x} to your mana pool, where X is that spell's converted mana cost. If a Spirit or Arcane spell is countered this way, destroy all creatures you control. (As if you're playing any.)
Illus. Lora Rosewater
2 comments
last 2013-04-13 23:06:46 by Link
 R 
Creature – Sliver Shapeshifter
Flash
You may have Quicksliver Gargantuan enter the battlefield as a copy of any Sliver creature on the battlefield, except it's 7/7 and has "Sliver cards that aren't on the battlefield have flash."
7/7
4 comments
last 2013-05-07 13:52:06 by Alex

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