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: You lose the game."Hey, Jace! You may be a 4-of in every deck, but you've still got a long way to go before you catch up to Islands being a 24-of in every deck!"
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Artifact Creature Land – Myr Cat
(Karoo Myr Cat isn't a spell, and it gets summoning sickness.)
When Karoo Myr Cat enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you return another land you control to its owner's hand and pay
.
Vigilance
: Add 
to your mana pool.
When Karoo Myr Cat enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you return another land you control to its owner's hand and pay
.
Vigilance
: Add to your mana pool.2/1
: Add 
to your mana pool. (That's better than 
because you don't have to suck up to the MAN!)
When Mount Gox becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it, put a token onto the battlefield that's a copy of it except its name becomes a randomly chosen name, and flip two coins. If you lose both flips, lose 20 life.
: Add 
to your mana pool.
: Urza's Toughness Plant becomes a 0/3 green Plant creature with defender until end of turn. It's still a land.
: Target Plant creature gets +0/+3 until end of turn.Go to section: White (6) Blue (7) Black (7) Red (7) Green (3) Multicolour (6) Artifact (7) Land (5)
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All counters on players are poison counters (instead of any other type of counter).