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I've just changed it
Will be legendary. As for being human, I'm afraid the joke is Presidents aren't seen as people. If I make celebrities in the future they will also only be celebrities rather than humans
Better flavour text:
"Froggychum edited Abraham Lincoln". :)
Annnywho. That's a really cynical UEOT you've got there. And give there's no intrinsic mechanical effect; it seems grossly overpriced.
And given it's a specific named figure; should probably be legendary. And, um, a human himself?
Goldtouch (Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature and make a token that is a copy of it except it's a multicolored Gold artifact token with "Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color")
Might need to be uncommon? Could remove cantrip now?
That could work. Might be kind of gross to be thrown a wet card, but okay.
edit: rather, i say it does not untap next upkeep? much more fizzledout-flavory
also yea tahaz, sorry for missing that point as well, you did give a flavor issue, not just mecha
Yeah; sadly flavour doesn't get to give blue a power it explicitly isn't allowed.
How about "Tap it, return to hand if artifact" instead?
I can get behind a set where flavor is everything, but I also noted the issues with the supposed flavor that I had with the card so there's that as well :)
I know. I've said before this set is designed with that out of mind. Here flavor basically means screw everything else. which i know is terrible design, which is why it is only in this set, a card dump of epic porportions (also not real cards, more like an unset)
But you are right, since y'all seem really invested in this being mechanically stable, i'll just revert it
... but most artifacts in MTG aren't powered by electricity but by magic!
That kind of thing would be done more in the way of Malfunction or Encrust anyway. Flavor doesn't trump all.
it's a color pie break because flavor says wet machines go boomboom
Wait - mono-
artifact destruction? Also, why even bother making it blue before hand if it's an artifact? This is also too powerful as well even if it was
. It would make Smelt look like a weakling and that card isn't too shabby powerwise. Ie. Smash.