­Murder + (((Application error))) this is getting silly Siphoned Souls

It's moider! And three times, steal 1 life or create a 1/1 token.

Moider three toimes? Siphon some Moiders? Create a chicago ganster with a scots accent I don't even know any more?

Gah. Mashing with a very simple card is hard. Let's go with the simplest mash - triple murder. And while we could word this differently; wording it THIS way means I don't have to write "Up to" and makes it look a bit like it's just emphasis. Add flavour text that makes this obvious; and the name kinda wants to be "Dalekise" but we'll go with the more obvious name. Which makes reading the card even more fun.

Go ahead, just try reading some dalek text without doing the voice:

I COME FROM A PLACE WHERE GODS ROAM A-MONGST THE STARS, WHERE THERE ARE BEINGS THAT COULD E-RASE ALL OF RE-AL-ITY WITH BUT A ME-RE THOUGHT, THAT COULD BEND TI-ME TO THEIR WILL AND FREE YOU FROM HAVING EVER BEING BORN!! YET, NO MAT-TER HOW PO-WER-FUL THEY ARE, THEY ALL FEAR THE SAME THING.

The Incubator looked supremely confused. "You?” It asked.

“NOT ME.” Sec corrected. “A WO-RD; IT IS A WO-RD THAT CAU-SES SUCH FE-AR, THAT E-VEN THE LORDS OF TI-ME ARE SENT TO THEIR KNE-ES.”

“And what word is that?”

“EX-TER-MINATE!!!”

noooooooooooooooooooo now i need to get that voice out of my head

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EX-TER-MINATE

a dalek that sounds defeated is probably the saddest thing i could think of right now, so against nature

EX-TER-MINATE? I EX-TER-MIN-NO? OHHHH, BUT I WAS MADE TO EX-TER-MIN-ATE OOOO-OOO-OOOF

STOP IT. YOU ARE MAK-ING ME GI-GGLE.

NEV-VER! IF I CAN-NOT EX-TER-MIN-ATE YOU, THAN I WILL TICK-LE YOU UN-TILL YOU ARE EX-TER-MIN-ATED!