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CardName: Captain Knoczhus Cost: 2R Type: Creature - Goblin Coward Pow/Tgh: 2/1 Rules Text: When Captain Knoczhus enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 2 damage to target creature that was dealt damage this turn. Flavour Text: "Oh! But I want to be evil! I keep my hands locked in a box. You know what they say about idle hands..." Set/Rarity: Multiverse Design Challenge None

Captain Knoczhus
{2}{r}
 
Creature – Goblin Coward
When Captain Knoczhus enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 2 damage to target creature that was dealt damage this turn.
"Oh! But I want to be evil! I keep my hands locked in a box. You know what they say about idle hands..."
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Updated on 30 Jun 2017 by Jack V

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2017-06-30 10:32:15: Jack V created and commented on the card Captain Knoczhus
on 30 Jun 2017 by Jack V:

See Challenge # 158.

I didn't exactly understand this quote, but I fell in love with the idea of Captain Knoczhus as a small minded officious bully.

on 30 Jun 2017 by Vitenka:

The saying being referred to is "idle hands make the devils work" - so he keeps his hands in a box, because they're evil. Very Doctor Strangelove of him.

on 30 Jun 2017 by Jack V:

But he says he wants to be evil. Wouldn't having evil hands help with that?

on 30 Jun 2017 by jmgariepy:

He wants to make certain his hands remain idle. If he can guarantee they remain idle, then they must become the devil's playthings.

Whether his hands are separated from his body, though, I don't know. Personally, I think both images are equally funny.

on 30 Jun 2017 by Jack V:

Ah, right. That makes sense, I'm not sure why it didn't come across clearly.

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