: Target player sacrifices a creature they control. That player then puts two Weird token creatures on the battlefield with power and toughness equal to half of the sacrificed creature's power, rounded down. Starting with you, each player may pay any amount of life. Repeat this process until no one pays life. The first player who payed the most life gains control of these two Weirds.
For Challenge # 139, based on King Suleiman. Instead of destroying Djinns, I figured I'd dredge out the whole 'cuts a baby in half' trick Solomon used to perform before a live studio audience.
This isn't quite that, and the card runs too long. But when you try to squeeze a whole parable onto a Magic card, things are bound to get a little silly.