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Creature – Eldrazi Wall
Defender
{3}: Target creature attacks this turn if able.
Whenever Blight of Emergence blocks a creature, that creature's controller sacrifices three permanents.
The land wears a permanent scar where Kozilek rose up, but no map can tell you where that location is.
9/9
2 comments
last 2011-01-05 01:27:33 by Alex
 M 
Enchantment
Whenever you cast Bustling Barracks or another white spell, you may put X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens onto the battlefield, where X is that spell's converted mana cost.
Soldier creatures you control have first strike.
1 comment
2011-04-05 11:06:32 by Alex
 R 
Enchantment
Players skip their cleanup steps. (As long as Eternal Sunrise is on the battlefield, marked damage isn't removed between turns, "until end of turn" and "this turn" effects don't end, and players don't discard down to their maximum hand sizes.)
2 comments
last 2012-11-09 10:16:47 by Alex
 R 
Sorcery
Each player sacrifices half the creatures he or she controls, rounded down.
There is no more time-tested way of keeping everyone honest than by threatening catastrophe for all.
5 comments
last 2011-06-22 07:39:16 by jmgariepy
 U 
Instant
Exile target creature. That creature's controller may choose a permanent you control. If he or she does, you sacrifice that permanent.
"But I ain't goin' without a fight, ya varmint!"
5 comments
last 2011-04-29 11:25:53 by SadisticMystic
 M 
Creature – Goat
Flying
Other creatures can't enter the battlefield. (If a creature spell resolves, put it into its owner's graveyard.)
2/3
3 comments
last 2011-06-20 03:45:36 by Camruth
 M 
Legendary Creature – Angel
Flying, vigilance
As Iona, Conscripted Vigil enters the battlefield, each opponent chooses a color.
Each player who chose a color can't cast spells except for colorless spells and spells of the color he or she chose.
6/6
2 comments
last 2015-07-27 18:58:53 by Link
 R 
Creature – Human Soldier
(You have to pay {w}{w} to pay Motivational Piker’s mana cost. Its converted mana cost is -1.)
Whenever a creature you control blocks or becomes blocked by a creature with greater converted mana cost, it gets +1/+1 and gains first strike until end of turn.
2/2
9 comments
last 2011-08-25 06:07:53 by dude1818
 U 
Enchantment
Permanents you control have flash.
You may cast nonland, nontoken permanents you control.
Some face the challenge to answer their critics. Others have no critics...just the desire to stay beyond reproach.
9 comments
last 2011-08-25 06:10:33 by dude1818
 R 
Colour indicator W Enchantment
Morph {2}{w}{w}
All creatures lose all abilities and are 2/2.
As the creature’s true form emerged into reality, the forces halted their advance and were left humiliated by what just happened. This one, it appeared, was different.
3 comments
last 2012-06-24 08:14:04 by Alex
 R 
Instant
Affinity for blocking creatures (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each blocking creature you control.)

Destroy all attacking creatures.
 R 
Instant
Critical Point costs {1} less to cast for each other spell that's been cast this turn.
Draw three cards, then end the turn.
"You've had quite enough of that."
1 comment
2016-01-08 02:03:08 by Alex
 R 
Creature – Illusion
Reveal each card you draw. Whenever you reveal a creature card this way, put an art counter on Haunting Vision. Then if Haunting Vision has three or more art counters on it, remove those counters and transform it.
"You have given me this power, but have forbidden me yourself."
--Ixidor, reality sculptor
0/4
Akroma, Exquisite Ideal
 
 R 
Colour indicator U Legendary Creature – Angel
Flying, protection from red and from green
{u}{u}: Akroma, Exquisite Ideal phases out. (It stays this side up when it phases in.)
{1}: Akroma gets +1/-1 or -1/+1 until end of turn.
"I am your protector...your strong right arm."
6/6
7 comments
last 2012-01-13 09:16:59 by jmgariepy
 U 
Creature – Bird
Flying
As an additional cost to cast Kite-Mount Raven, play another card from your hand.
Years of weary wandering have taught it there's no reason to fly over the world if it can't show off a sail.
2/1
7 comments
last 2011-01-08 03:09:46 by DrugsForRobots
 U 
Creature – Shapeshifter
You may have Quicksilver Newt enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield with converted mana cost 2 or less.
It's got no shortage of imagination.
Material to build with is another story.
1/1
1 comment
2011-07-25 10:07:49 by Jack V
{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Gain control of target instant or sorcery spell. (You can't change its targets.)
"I'll take that if you don't mind. And if you do mind, I'll just take it anyway!"
-Jace
 M 
Artifact
Whenever you cast Telepathy Trinket or another blue spell, you may scry X, where X is that spell's converted mana cost. If you do, draw a card.
3 comments
last 2016-06-27 20:44:25 by SadisticMystic
 R 
Enchantment
All counters on creatures you control are +1/+1 counters (instead of any other type of counter).
No one goes a day on Esper without appreciating all their gifts, however onerous they might seem.
6 comments
last 2011-11-12 00:45:38 by SadisticMystic
 M 
Creature – Zombie Giant
Intimidate
Whenever you cast Ghastly Graverobber or another black spell, you may return target creature card with converted mana cost X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is that spell's converted mana cost.
4/4
10 comments
last 2012-01-21 23:08:14 by dude1818
 U 
Creature – Human Warrior
Haste
{t}, Turn a face up exiled creature card you own face down: Contraband Courier deals 2 damage to target creature or player.
"Mail call!"
2/2
2 comments
last 2011-01-06 02:57:27 by DrugsForRobots
 U 
Creature – Hellion
Trample, haste
You may sacrifice two Mountains rather than pay Earthspitter Hellion’s mana cost.
Earthspitter Hellion’s power and toughness are each equal to the number of Mountains you control.
*/*
 R 
Creature – Dragon
Flying
Flameweaver Dragon enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 ocunters on it.
When Flameweaver Dragon dies, it deals damage to each opponent equal to its power.
{4}{r}{r}: Sacrifice Flameweaver Dragon. If you do, return it from its owner's graveyard to that player's hand.
0/0
 R 
Sorcery
Gain control of target planeswalker. Remove all but one loyalty counter from that planeswalker.
Cycling {2}
1 comment
2014-07-14 17:18:53 by Hālian
 R 
Creature – Elemental
Trample
At the beginning of your end step, each opponent that was dealt 10 or more damage this turn loses the game.
A little blunt-force trauma never hurt anyone.
A lot of it, on the other hand...
4/4
2 comments
last 2011-12-18 15:17:27 by DrugsForRobots
 U 
Enchantment
Attacking creatures you control get +1/+0.
The colony expended so much effort into building a flashy display, when all they needed was one burning torch to pack an extra punch.
2 comments
last 2015-02-08 23:49:27 by Alex
 C 
Instant
Piqued Fires deals 5 damage to target artifact, enchantment, or land.
“‘Don’t I know how to do anything more than burn things?’ they say. Well, sure...but why would I ever need to when burning things is so much fun?”
—Chandra
2 comments
last 2011-08-25 06:11:23 by dude1818
 C 
Creature – Human Rebel
When Rebel With a Cause enters the battlefield, target opponent becomes the monarch.
"There, it's our unjust ruler--we must unite in revolution!"
1/1
1 comment
2016-08-17 16:32:10 by continuumg
 M 
Planeswalker – Sarkhan
+1: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your upkeep, this emblem deals 1 damage to target creature or player."
-1: You get an emblem with "If you would get an emblem, get two of those emblems instead."
-5: You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a spell, put a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying and haste onto the battlefield."
3
2 comments
last 2014-05-27 10:19:04 by Vitenka
 M 
Enchantment
Whenever you cast Sparkling Stockpile or another red spell, you may have Sparkling Stockpile deal X damage to target creature or player, where X is that spell's converted mana cost.
 R 
Creature – Goblin Shaman
If you would add red mana to your mana pool, add twice that much colorless mana to your mana pool instead.
"I wrecked your ash deposits, boss. But look! Now you can make a metal guy!"
3/2
1 comment
2011-01-05 01:29:02 by Alex
 C 
Creature – Human Nomad
When Expedition Remnant enters the battlefield, name a card other than a basic land, then reveal the top card of your library. If it’s the named card, put two +1/+1 counters on Expedition Remnant and it gains haste.
2/2
{3}{g}{g}
 
 R 
Creature – Elemental
Play with your hand revealed.
As long as Kena is on the battlefield, its power and toughness are each equal to the total converted mana cost of cards in your hand.
"Well, crap."
-Maro
*/*
 R 
Enchantment
If Leyline of Ley Line is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player may put a +1/+1 counter on a creature.
2 comments
last 2012-07-10 14:57:56 by Link
 C 
Instant
You get a poison counter, then target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each poison counter you have.
When you enlist the services of a poison frog, you can be sure someone is going to croak.
1 comment
2011-01-11 15:06:31 by Jack V
 M 
Creature – Elf Druid
Whenever you cast Renewal Retinue or another green spell, you may add X green mana to your mana pool, where X is that spell's converted mana cost.
4/5
1 comment
2011-04-05 05:04:30 by SadisticMystic
 R 
Creature – Bear
Permanents and spells can't become copies of other permanents or spells.
Token copies of permanents can't be put onto the battlefield.
Copies of spells can't be put on the stack.
2/2
2 comments
last 2012-11-07 15:19:15 by Vitenka
 M 
Creature – Angel
Flying
All permanents have shroud.
“Worry not about infinite brightness. For just as you cannot see, nor will you be found by those who mean you harm. They do not have me guiding them.”
5/5
2 comments
last 2011-01-05 09:01:04 by Alex
 R 
Enchantment
Flash
When Memory Hole enters the battlefield, exile target spell.
When Memory Hole leaves the battlefield, you may cast the exiled card without paying its mana cost.
Just when you thought all was forgotten.
2 comments
last 2011-03-04 13:05:45 by cmeister2
 R 
Creature – Illusion
Surprise Fighter enters the battlefield phased out and can't phase in.
As long as Surprise Fighter is phased out, it can attack and block as though it were phased in.
"If anyone sees me, it's because I wanted them to."
2/2
6 comments
last 2011-12-16 09:48:48 by Jack V
 M 
Creature Planeswalker – Jeska
Jeska, Mending Medium gets +1/+1 for each loyalty counter on her.
Damage dealt to Jeska isn't marked on her.
+0: Jeska deals 1 damage to target creature. Then put loyalty counters on Jeska equal to the damage dealt to that creature this turn.
-7: Untap all other creatures and gain control of them until end of turn. They gain haste until end of turn.
0/0 [4]
4 comments
last 2011-07-22 07:42:30 by SadisticMystic
 R 
Legendary Creature – Human Clown
Unleash
As long as Sideshow Nyoser has a +1/+1 counter on it, creatures can't block.
"Check out our upcoming show! It's totally OFF the CHAINS!"
3/3
4 comments
last 2012-10-10 13:42:14 by dude1818
 U 
Sorcery
Choose a creature card at random from among all creature cards in all graveyards. Return that card to the battlefield under your control, then each player may reorder his or her graveyard.
"Boss? I think we found something...oh no, not another kobold..."
1 comment
2011-03-06 22:37:01 by Alex
 U 
Creature – Lizard
As Untamed Thrinax enters the battlefield, an opponent chooses one — it becomes a 6/3 creature with trample, or it becomes a 3/6 creature with haste.
"When I said 'sit', I didn't mean 'on my face'!"
*/*
4 comments
last 2014-01-23 13:07:05 by Vitenka
 R 
Legendary Creature – Ooze
Hexproof
Each other legendary creature you control enters the battlefield with three additional +1/+1 counters on it.
Partner
You may have any other legendary creature card be your commander alongside Kraj, Unbound Myth as though that card had partner.
4/3
1 comment
2016-10-25 21:57:08 by Link
 R 
Sorcery
Put two target lands you control on top of their owner's library, then take an extra turn after this one.
It puts the "time" in "harvest time".
 R 
Creature – Elf Spellshaper
Defender, haste
{x}, {t}, Discard a card: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card with converted mana cost X. Put that card onto the battlefield and shuffle the rest of the revealed cards into your library.
2/2
3 comments
last 2012-12-11 03:26:41 by jmgariepy
{u}{u}{r}
 
 R 
Instant
Choose one — Copy target instant or sorcery spell and you may choose new targets for the copy; or change the targets of target instant or sorcery spell; or counter target instant or sorcery spell.
Izzet mages have yet to discover anything exceeding the sheer versatility of the spork.
1 comment
2016-09-15 05:42:49 by SadisticMystic
 R 
Sorcery
Put a 4/4 red Dragon creature token with flying and haste, a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying and vigilance, and a 4/4 blue Sphinx creature token with flying and shroud onto the battlefield.
7 comments
last 2011-07-22 07:49:11 by SadisticMystic
 R 
Sorcery
Destroy X target permanents. If an artifact, a creature, an enchantment, and a land were each destroyed this way, draw X cards.
2 comments
last 2011-01-05 01:30:09 by Alex
 R 
Artifact Creature – Beast
Sunburst (This creature enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter for each color of mana used to pay its cost.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put X -1/-1 counters on target creature, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on Phyrarion.
1/1
3 comments
last 2011-06-19 18:21:12 by Alex
 R 
Legendary Creature – Shapeshifter
Transmute {1}{u}{u}, transfigure {1}{b}{b}
Blue cards in your hand have transmute {2}{u}{u}.
Other black creatures you control have transfigure {2}{b}{b}.
Varilax does make up his mind.
But not until he makes up the rest of his body.
4/3
{u}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
If {u} was spent to cast Hack and enchanted creature is an artifact creature, you control enchanted creature.
Slash
{r}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
If {r} was spent to cast Slash, enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and has double strike.
10 comments
last 2011-05-11 03:52:30 by jmgariepy
 R 
Artifact
As Keystone Crystal enters the battlefield, choose Mirrodin or Phyrexia.
Mirrodin – {t}: Add {c} to your mana pool for each artifact you control.
Phyrexia – Pay 2 life: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
One coveted powerstone. Two wavelengths to harness.
5 comments
last 2016-01-08 02:10:43 by Alex
 R 
Legendary Artifact – Scope
Whenever a triggered ability of another non-Scope source triggers, you may pay {3}. If you do, copy that ability. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Even Nicol Bolas can’t see just one clear view of the future.
Of course, he probably likes it that way.
4 comments
last 2011-08-25 18:55:29 by SadisticMystic
 R 
Artifact Creature – Golem
{w}: Scrapling gets +0/+1 until end of turn.
{u}: Scrapling gains hexproof until end of turn.
{b}: Scrapling gains intimidate until end of turn.
{r}: Scrapling gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
{g}: Untap Scrapling.
3/3
1 comment
2012-04-18 12:11:01 by Alex
 R 
Artifact
You may have Sculpting Darksteel enter the battlefield as a copy of any artifact on the battlefield, except it gains indestructible.
An artificer once dropped one in a vault full of coins. She melted down the entire vault, and now she has one coin.
2 comments
last 2014-07-28 13:01:01 by dude1818
 R 
Land
As Bleeding Microcosm enters the battlefield, choose any number of colors. You lose that much life.
{t}: Add one mana of any one of the chosen colors to your mana pool. (If no colors were chosen, this ability does nothing.)
9 comments
last 2013-12-30 15:02:19 by Alex
 R 
Enchantment Land – Aura
Enchant land you control (Extended Territory isn't a spell. It enters the battlefield attached to another land you control of your choice.)
Whenever you tap enchanted land for mana, add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
8 comments
last 2013-06-05 09:46:02 by Alex
 R 
Land
All spells cost {1} less to cast.
THIS SPACE FOR RENT
3 comments
last 2015-12-14 02:13:38 by Link
 R 
Land
{t}: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
Lands your opponents control have "{t}: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool" and lose all other abilities.
5 comments
last 2016-02-08 16:21:59 by SadisticMystic

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