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Whenever you cast Bustling Barracks or another white spell, you may put X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens onto the battlefield, where X is that spell's converted mana cost.
Soldier creatures you control have first strike.
Soldier creatures you control have first strike.
Players skip their cleanup steps. (As long as Eternal Sunrise is on the battlefield, marked damage isn't removed between turns, "until end of turn" and "this turn" effects don't end, and players don't discard down to their maximum hand sizes.)
Each player sacrifices half the creatures he or she controls, rounded down.
There is no more time-tested way of keeping everyone honest than by threatening catastrophe for all.
Exile target creature. That creature's controller may choose a permanent you control. If he or she does, you sacrifice that permanent.
"But I ain't goin' without a fight, ya varmint!"
Flying
Other creatures can't enter the battlefield. (If a creature spell resolves, put it into its owner's graveyard.)
Other creatures can't enter the battlefield. (If a creature spell resolves, put it into its owner's graveyard.)
2/3
Flying, vigilance
As Iona, Conscripted Vigil enters the battlefield, each opponent chooses a color.
Each player who chose a color can't cast spells except for colorless spells and spells of the color he or she chose.
As Iona, Conscripted Vigil enters the battlefield, each opponent chooses a color.
Each player who chose a color can't cast spells except for colorless spells and spells of the color he or she chose.
6/6
(You have to pay 
to pay Motivational Piker’s mana cost. Its converted mana cost is -1.)
Whenever a creature you control blocks or becomes blocked by a creature with greater converted mana cost, it gets +1/+1 and gains first strike until end of turn.
to pay Motivational Piker’s mana cost. Its converted mana cost is -1.)
Whenever a creature you control blocks or becomes blocked by a creature with greater converted mana cost, it gets +1/+1 and gains first strike until end of turn.
2/2
Permanents you control have flash.
You may cast nonland, nontoken permanents you control.
You may cast nonland, nontoken permanents you control.
Some face the challenge to answer their critics. Others have no critics...just the desire to stay beyond reproach.
R
Enchantment
Morph 
All creatures lose all abilities and are 2/2.
All creatures lose all abilities and are 2/2.
As the creature’s true form emerged into reality, the forces halted their advance and were left humiliated by what just happened. This one, it appeared, was different.
Affinity for blocking creatures (This spell costs 
less to cast for each blocking creature you control.)
Destroy all attacking creatures.
less to cast for each blocking creature you control.)
Destroy all attacking creatures.
Critical Point costs less to cast for each other spell that's been cast this turn.
Draw three cards, then end the turn.
less to cast for each other spell that's been cast this turn.
Draw three cards, then end the turn.
"You've had quite enough of that."
Reveal each card you draw. Whenever you reveal a creature card this way, put an art counter on Haunting Vision. Then if Haunting Vision has three or more art counters on it, remove those counters and transform it.
"You have given me this power, but have forbidden me yourself."
--Ixidor, reality sculptor
--Ixidor, reality sculptor
0/4
R
Legendary Creature – Angel
Flying, protection from red and from green
: Akroma, Exquisite Ideal phases out. (It stays this side up when it phases in.)
: Akroma gets +1/-1 or -1/+1 until end of turn.
: Akroma, Exquisite Ideal phases out. (It stays this side up when it phases in.)
: Akroma gets +1/-1 or -1/+1 until end of turn."I am your protector...your strong right arm."
6/6
Flying
As an additional cost to cast Kite-Mount Raven, play another card from your hand.
As an additional cost to cast Kite-Mount Raven, play another card from your hand.
Years of weary wandering have taught it there's no reason to fly over the world if it can't show off a sail.
2/1
You may have Quicksilver Newt enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield with converted mana cost 2 or less.
It's got no shortage of imagination.
Material to build with is another story.
Material to build with is another story.
1/1
Gain control of target instant or sorcery spell. (You can't change its targets.)
"I'll take that if you don't mind. And if you do mind, I'll just take it anyway!"
-Jace
-Jace
Whenever you cast Telepathy Trinket or another blue spell, you may scry X, where X is that spell's converted mana cost. If you do, draw a card.
All counters on creatures you control are +1/+1 counters (instead of any other type of counter).
No one goes a day on Esper without appreciating all their gifts, however onerous they might seem.
Intimidate
Whenever you cast Ghastly Graverobber or another black spell, you may return target creature card with converted mana cost X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is that spell's converted mana cost.
Whenever you cast Ghastly Graverobber or another black spell, you may return target creature card with converted mana cost X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is that spell's converted mana cost.
4/4
Haste
, Turn a face up exiled creature card you own face down: Contraband Courier deals 2 damage to target creature or player.
, Turn a face up exiled creature card you own face down: Contraband Courier deals 2 damage to target creature or player."Mail call!"
2/2
Trample, haste
You may sacrifice two Mountains rather than pay Earthspitter Hellion’s mana cost.
Earthspitter Hellion’s power and toughness are each equal to the number of Mountains you control.
You may sacrifice two Mountains rather than pay Earthspitter Hellion’s mana cost.
Earthspitter Hellion’s power and toughness are each equal to the number of Mountains you control.
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Flying
Flameweaver Dragon enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 ocunters on it.
When Flameweaver Dragon dies, it deals damage to each opponent equal to its power.
: Sacrifice Flameweaver Dragon. If you do, return it from its owner's graveyard to that player's hand.
Flameweaver Dragon enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 ocunters on it.
When Flameweaver Dragon dies, it deals damage to each opponent equal to its power.
: Sacrifice Flameweaver Dragon. If you do, return it from its owner's graveyard to that player's hand.0/0
Gain control of target planeswalker. Remove all but one loyalty counter from that planeswalker.
Cycling
Cycling
Trample
At the beginning of your end step, each opponent that was dealt 10 or more damage this turn loses the game.
At the beginning of your end step, each opponent that was dealt 10 or more damage this turn loses the game.
A little blunt-force trauma never hurt anyone.
A lot of it, on the other hand...
A lot of it, on the other hand...
4/4
Attacking creatures you control get +1/+0.
The colony expended so much effort into building a flashy display, when all they needed was one burning torch to pack an extra punch.
Piqued Fires deals 5 damage to target artifact, enchantment, or land.
“‘Don’t I know how to do anything more than burn things?’ they say. Well, sure...but why would I ever need to when burning things is so much fun?”
—Chandra
—Chandra
When Rebel With a Cause enters the battlefield, target opponent becomes the monarch.
"There, it's our unjust ruler--we must unite in revolution!"
1/1
+1: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your upkeep, this emblem deals 1 damage to target creature or player."
-1: You get an emblem with "If you would get an emblem, get two of those emblems instead."
-5: You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a spell, put a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying and haste onto the battlefield."
-1: You get an emblem with "If you would get an emblem, get two of those emblems instead."
-5: You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a spell, put a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying and haste onto the battlefield."
3
Whenever you cast Sparkling Stockpile or another red spell, you may have Sparkling Stockpile deal X damage to target creature or player, where X is that spell's converted mana cost.
If you would add red mana to your mana pool, add twice that much colorless mana to your mana pool instead.
"I wrecked your ash deposits, boss. But look! Now you can make a metal guy!"
3/2
When Expedition Remnant enters the battlefield, name a card other than a basic land, then reveal the top card of your library. If it’s the named card, put two +1/+1 counters on Expedition Remnant and it gains haste.
2/2
Play with your hand revealed.
As long as Kena is on the battlefield, its power and toughness are each equal to the total converted mana cost of cards in your hand.
As long as Kena is on the battlefield, its power and toughness are each equal to the total converted mana cost of cards in your hand.
"Well, crap."
-Maro
-Maro
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If Leyline of Ley Line is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player may put a +1/+1 counter on a creature.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player may put a +1/+1 counter on a creature.
You get a poison counter, then target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each poison counter you have.
When you enlist the services of a poison frog, you can be sure someone is going to croak.
Whenever you cast Renewal Retinue or another green spell, you may add X green mana to your mana pool, where X is that spell's converted mana cost.
4/5
Permanents and spells can't become copies of other permanents or spells.
Token copies of permanents can't be put onto the battlefield.
Copies of spells can't be put on the stack.
Token copies of permanents can't be put onto the battlefield.
Copies of spells can't be put on the stack.
2/2
Flying
All permanents have shroud.
All permanents have shroud.
“Worry not about infinite brightness. For just as you cannot see, nor will you be found by those who mean you harm. They do not have me guiding them.”
5/5
Flash
When Memory Hole enters the battlefield, exile target spell.
When Memory Hole leaves the battlefield, you may cast the exiled card without paying its mana cost.
When Memory Hole enters the battlefield, exile target spell.
When Memory Hole leaves the battlefield, you may cast the exiled card without paying its mana cost.
Just when you thought all was forgotten.
Surprise Fighter enters the battlefield phased out and can't phase in.
As long as Surprise Fighter is phased out, it can attack and block as though it were phased in.
As long as Surprise Fighter is phased out, it can attack and block as though it were phased in.
"If anyone sees me, it's because I wanted them to."
2/2
Jeska, Mending Medium gets +1/+1 for each loyalty counter on her.
Damage dealt to Jeska isn't marked on her.
+0: Jeska deals 1 damage to target creature. Then put loyalty counters on Jeska equal to the damage dealt to that creature this turn.
-7: Untap all other creatures and gain control of them until end of turn. They gain haste until end of turn.
Damage dealt to Jeska isn't marked on her.
+0: Jeska deals 1 damage to target creature. Then put loyalty counters on Jeska equal to the damage dealt to that creature this turn.
-7: Untap all other creatures and gain control of them until end of turn. They gain haste until end of turn.
0/0 [4]
Unleash
As long as Sideshow Nyoser has a +1/+1 counter on it, creatures can't block.
As long as Sideshow Nyoser has a +1/+1 counter on it, creatures can't block.
"Check out our upcoming show! It's totally OFF the CHAINS!"
3/3
Choose a creature card at random from among all creature cards in all graveyards. Return that card to the battlefield under your control, then each player may reorder his or her graveyard.
"Boss? I think we found something...oh no, not another kobold..."
As Untamed Thrinax enters the battlefield, an opponent chooses one — it becomes a 6/3 creature with trample, or it becomes a 3/6 creature with haste.
"When I said 'sit', I didn't mean 'on my face'!"
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Hexproof
Each other legendary creature you control enters the battlefield with three additional +1/+1 counters on it.
Partner
You may have any other legendary creature card be your commander alongside Kraj, Unbound Myth as though that card had partner.
Each other legendary creature you control enters the battlefield with three additional +1/+1 counters on it.
Partner
You may have any other legendary creature card be your commander alongside Kraj, Unbound Myth as though that card had partner.
4/3
Put two target lands you control on top of their owner's library, then take an extra turn after this one.
It puts the "time" in "harvest time".
Defender, haste
, , Discard a card: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card with converted mana cost X. Put that card onto the battlefield and shuffle the rest of the revealed cards into your library.
, , Discard a card: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card with converted mana cost X. Put that card onto the battlefield and shuffle the rest of the revealed cards into your library.2/2
Choose one — Copy target instant or sorcery spell and you may choose new targets for the copy; or change the targets of target instant or sorcery spell; or counter target instant or sorcery spell.
Izzet mages have yet to discover anything exceeding the sheer versatility of the spork.
Put a 4/4 red Dragon creature token with flying and haste, a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying and vigilance, and a 4/4 blue Sphinx creature token with flying and shroud onto the battlefield.
Destroy X target permanents. If an artifact, a creature, an enchantment, and a land were each destroyed this way, draw X cards.
Sunburst (This creature enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter for each color of mana used to pay its cost.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put X -1/-1 counters on target creature, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on Phyrarion.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put X -1/-1 counters on target creature, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on Phyrarion.
1/1
Transmute , transfigure 
Blue cards in your hand have transmute.
Other black creatures you control have transfigure.
, transfigure
Blue cards in your hand have transmute
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Other black creatures you control have transfigure
.Varilax does make up his mind.
But not until he makes up the rest of his body.
But not until he makes up the rest of his body.
4/3
Enchant creature
If was spent to cast Hack and enchanted creature is an artifact creature, you control enchanted creature.
If
was spent to cast Hack and enchanted creature is an artifact creature, you control enchanted creature.
Slash
Enchant creature
If was spent to cast Slash, enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and has double strike.
If
was spent to cast Slash, enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and has double strike.As Keystone Crystal enters the battlefield, choose Mirrodin or Phyrexia.
Mirrodin –: Add 
to your mana pool for each artifact you control.
Phyrexia – Pay 2 life: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
Mirrodin –
: Add to your mana pool for each artifact you control.
Phyrexia – Pay 2 life: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
One coveted powerstone. Two wavelengths to harness.
Whenever a triggered ability of another non-Scope source triggers, you may pay 
. If you do, copy that ability. You may choose new targets for the copy.
. If you do, copy that ability. You may choose new targets for the copy.Even Nicol Bolas can’t see just one clear view of the future.
Of course, he probably likes it that way.
Of course, he probably likes it that way.
: Scrapling gets +0/+1 until end of turn.
: Scrapling gains hexproof until end of turn.
: Scrapling gains intimidate until end of turn.
: Scrapling gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
: Untap Scrapling.3/3
You may have Sculpting Darksteel enter the battlefield as a copy of any artifact on the battlefield, except it gains indestructible.
An artificer once dropped one in a vault full of coins. She melted down the entire vault, and now she has one coin.
As Bleeding Microcosm enters the battlefield, choose any number of colors. You lose that much life.
: Add one mana of any one of the chosen colors to your mana pool. (If no colors were chosen, this ability does nothing.)
: Add one mana of any one of the chosen colors to your mana pool. (If no colors were chosen, this ability does nothing.)Enchant land you control (Extended Territory isn't a spell. It enters the battlefield attached to another land you control of your choice.)
Whenever you tap enchanted land for mana, add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
Whenever you tap enchanted land for mana, add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
All spells cost less to cast.
less to cast.THIS SPACE FOR RENT
: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
Lands your opponents control have "
: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool" and lose all other abilities.Show frames: C W U B R G M H S A L
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Whenever Blight of Emergence blocks a creature, that creature's controller sacrifices three permanents.