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Creatures, players and planeswalkers become Emotionally Unstable until end of turn
WHAT SHOULD I BE FEELING??? I DONT KNOW TO LAUGH OR CRY!!!
Other creatures you control get +1/+1.
Uncrowned King cannot be equipped, enchanted or haunted.
Uncrowned King cannot be equipped, enchanted or haunted.
3/3
When Great Depression enters the battlefield, creatures are 0/1 Workers with no abilities for the next three turns and Destroy all Foods
After Great Depression has been in play three turns, exile it and target President
After Great Depression has been in play three turns, exile it and target President
Large Ant enters the battlefield with five +1/+1 counters on it.
, tap five untapped Insects you control, 
: Move target Food up to one millimetre.
, tap five untapped Insects you control, : Move target Food up to one millimetre.0/0
Cast Open Secret only if a creature has died under your control this turn
Return that creature from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. Put three +1/+1 counters on it. It is hiding something...
Return that creature from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. Put three +1/+1 counters on it. It is hiding something...
Sorry we killed your friend. We got you a new one! If he's acting weird it's because he learned there is no afterlife, just boundless oblivion!
Skeletons cannot be in play while Boneless Ribs is
, Sacrifice a third of Boneless Ribs: Gain 2.5 life
, Sacrifice a third of Boneless Ribs: Gain 2.5 lifeDevoid
Frozen Hotdog enters the battlefield tapped
: Untap Frozen Hotdog
, Sacrifice Frozen Hotdog: Gain 3 life
Frozen Hotdog enters the battlefield tapped
: Untap Frozen Hotdog
, Sacrifice Frozen Hotdog: Gain 3 life
: Destroy up to four target Humen
: Heal target Human. Put a +1/+1 counter on it.2/3
Enchant creature that is hiding something... (a creature is hiding something... if they are physically on top of a face down card)
Enchanted creature has Hexproof
Enchanted creature has Hexproof
You decide the results of all die rolls, coin flips, and random choices.
Bring order from chaos, with any means necessary. You may discover:
– There is but constant change.
– You can(not?) control chaos
– There is but constant change.
– You can(not?) control chaos
Cast Deafening Silence only if you've cast another instant or sorcery spell this turn
Tap all targets of that spell. Deafening Silence deals 1 damage to them
Tap all targets of that spell. Deafening Silence deals 1 damage to them
Everyone stood in shock when the Planeswalker cast Shock, then he shocked them further.
As you cast this spell, choose a secret number (if you're playing in a tournament, reveal to a referee your chosen number).
You win the game unless one or more opponents guesses your number correctly or pays
.
You win the game unless one or more opponents guesses your number correctly or pays
.You gain infinite life and draw infinite cards
All 12 year olds burst this out in Public loudly because they cannot bear to hold it in...
Enchant TVShow that entered the battlefield this turn
When enchanted TVShow becomes enchanted with Instant Classic, 'member it (put it into the Nostalgia Realm)
When enchanted TVShow becomes enchanted with Instant Classic, 'member it (put it into the Nostalgia Realm)
Target creature gets +2/+0 and gains [Jump Boost 2] until end of turn
Jump-start (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a card in addition to paying its other costs. Then exile this card.)
Jump-start (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a card in addition to paying its other costs. Then exile this card.)
Silent Storm deals 10 damage to each creature that hasn't done anything this turn. If a creature would die this way, exile it instead.
Order Randomly cannot have it's ability activated by any means other than the following:
At a random point in a random players turn, they choose a random card in a random zone and randomly decide whether or not to do a random one of it's thing(s).
When Order Randomly's ability is activated, randomly choose whether or not to deal a random amount of damage to a random amount of a random type of random targets, at random of course.
At a random point in a random players turn, they choose a random card in a random zone and randomly decide whether or not to do a random one of it's thing(s).
When Order Randomly's ability is activated, randomly choose whether or not to deal a random amount of damage to a random amount of a random type of random targets, at random of course.
Whenever a player would laugh one or more times, they laugh an additional time. The rewards are split into thirds
2/2
When Assistant Supervisor enters the battlefield, search your library for any number of cards named Executive Secretary. Put those cards into your hand, then shuffle.
3/3
, Tap an untapped Worker you control: Executive Secretary gains Indestructible this turn.
, Tap three untapped Workers you control: Draw a card for each TVShow you control.
, Tap ten untapped Workers you control: Target opponent loses the game.4/6
: Cast a blue spell from your hand
: Destroy target creature, create five Blood artifact tokens4/4
Destroy any target. You gain 100 life and draw one hundred cards. You win the game.
21 Style Points reached, you win!
Sacrifice Fried Roast: Heal any number of Who creature tokens. For each Who healed this way, gain 3 life
Choose one:
– Harmonious Discord deals 1 damage to each of exactly three targets, they cannot block for the remainder of the game
– Put target non-product thing in another players graveyard into your hand. You lose 1 life twice
– Tap a random amount of creatures each other player controls. For each creature tapped this way, you gain 0.666 life
– Harmonious Discord deals 1 damage to each of exactly three targets, they cannot block for the remainder of the game
– Put target non-product thing in another players graveyard into your hand. You lose 1 life twice
– Tap a random amount of creatures each other player controls. For each creature tapped this way, you gain 0.666 life
As an addition cost to cast The High Ground, tap an untapped Super Mountain and/or Volcano you control.
Target blue Jedi with 40 or more Age counters destroys another target Izzet Jedi Sith with 15 or less Age counters.
Target Star and/or TVShow becomes a 1/1 creature until end of turn, it gets +5/+0 until end of turn too.
Target blue Jedi with 40 or more Age counters destroys another target Izzet Jedi Sith with 15 or less Age counters.
Target Star and/or TVShow becomes a 1/1 creature until end of turn, it gets +5/+0 until end of turn too.
Equip Advisor, Cleric or Soldier 
or : Tap Gunboat
As long as Gunboat is tapped, it has "
: This permanent pings target player"
or : Tap Gunboat
As long as Gunboat is tapped, it has "
: This permanent pings target player"Whenever an opponent is dealt combat damage by a tapped Vehicle Equipment you control, you become teammates with that player for as long as they don't cast spells or activate abilities that target you or permanents you control. When they do, they lose the game unless they pay $1000000000.00 CAD and you gain ownership of their cards.
Hell's Angel must be merged with a Vehicle at all times
Whenever Hell's Angel becomes targeted, it destroys itself.
: +2/+0 until end of turn
Banding with other cards of the same name.
Whenever Hell's Angel becomes targeted, it destroys itself.
: +2/+0 until end of turn
Banding with other cards of the same name.
6/1
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Enchanted creature is black and white exclusively, gets +3/+3, gains Lifelink and at the beginning of it's controller upkeep they drain 3 on themself.