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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Drawing a Blank, choose one:
{u}{b}
{u}{r}
If you chose the former, target player reveals their hand and you choose up to five cards, they discard those cards and lose 2 life for each card discarded this way. Otherwise, do nothing.
 U 
Artifact – Book
Books lose all abilities
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Dress Pants is Gold
Equipped creature gains "{t}: Populate"
 U 
Creature – Human Bandit
Mentor, Last Strike
3/3
{w/b}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact Equipment – Vehicle
Equip Advisor, Cleric or Soldier {0}
{u} or {e}: Tap Gunboat
As long as Gunboat is tapped, it has "{1}{r}: This permanent pings target player"
 C 
Creature – Horse Insect
Infect, Flying
3/1
 C 
Artifact
Destructible (any amount of damage is enough to kill Floppy Disk, if a card is played that has destroy in the text box, Floppy Disk is destroyed.)
 C 
Creature – Zombie
Deathtouch
2/2
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {e} and {e}
Equipped creature gets +0/+2 when blocking creatures with Landwalk
 C 
Creature – Human Soldier
If you control a Cleric, Demanding Patient gets +3/+3. Otherwise, sacrifice it.
2/2
 C 
Creature – Human Weird
Girly Boy is Male
Spells and abilities targeting Girly Boy treat it as a Female
1/2
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature that was Carcinogenic this game (Something is carcinogenic if it touched or interacted with a red Star card with converted mana cost 5 or greater, sacrificed a black equipment to lose life, survived after more than ten -1/-1 counters being put on it or sacrificed a black, red or blue food to gain life, lose life or get -1/-1 counters)
Equipped creature is Cancerous (It becomes a Celebrity. Remove all Age counters from it and put twelve on instead. It cannot gain or lose age counters. It becomes Carcinogenic until end of turn and whenever it does something, you must do something hateful and/or annoying.)
 C 
Artifact
Idestructible, Fireproof
 C 
Sorcery
Drop target creature from a height of 250 meters.
For each 0.01 seconds it falls, each player skips a turn.
Forest
 
 B 
Basic Land – Forest
 T 
Token Artifact
{e}, Sacrifice Ironwood: Add {g}{r}

Drawing a Blank (rare)
Wordless Book (uncommon)
Dress Pants (uncommon)
Gentlemanly Bandit (uncommon)
Gunboat (common)
Horsefly (common)
Floppy Disk (common)
Living Dead (common)
Lace-Up Slippers (common)
Demanding Patient (common)
Girly Boy (common)
Benign Tumor (common)
Rubber Bone (common)
Floating to the Bottom (common)
Forest (basic)
Ironwood (token)