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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Designer Rags
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 R 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature $199.99 CAD
Equipped creature gains "{t}: Populate five times"
Vegetarian Steak
{6}{u}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Vegetarian Steak: Add {g}{g}{g} and gain 6 life
Instant Classic
{1}{u}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant TVShow that entered the battlefield this turn
When enchanted TVShow becomes enchanted with Instant Classic, 'member it (put it into the Nostalgia Realm)
Intelligent Idiot
{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Genius Idiot
{t}: Draw three cards
Intelligent Idiot has no abilities. This is true no matter what zone it is in.
A throbbing brain hidden behind an exterior of derp
1/1
Real Magic
{1}
 
 C 
Instant
One happens:
– If you used white to cast Real Magic, gain 3 life
– If you used blue to cast Real Magic, draw a card
– If you used black to cast Real Magic, add {b}{b}
– If you used red to cast Real Magic, bolt any target
– If you used green to cast Real Magic, untap a land
– If you didn't do any of that, you lose the game
Wet Drywall
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact
Wet Drywall is white and blue
merging Wet Drywall with a structure spell in your hand pays for {1}
Curved Line
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – God-Being-of-Ultimate-Power
Whenever something happens, create a Graham's Number of copies of Curved Line Graham's Number times and merge them. Graham's Number-iate their power, toughness and this ability. Once this resolves, do it again. You gain 1 life

Curved Line may attack at any time.
1/1
Bad Samalidan
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Evil
{t}: Bad Samalidan deals 2 damage to you
1/1
Hot Chili
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Hot Chili: Gain 9 life. Hot Chili deals 2 damage to you. Add {r}
Chilly Chili
{1}{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Chilly Chili: Gain 7 life. You are frozen (tapped and don't untap next turn)
Internal Exile
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature exiles itself
Outer Core
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact – Star
Outer Core only counts as a quarter of a card
{r}: Outer Core deals 1 damage to any target
Quiet Scream
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature gets +0.5/+0 and another creature gets -0.5/-0
Gunboat
{w/b}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact Equipment – Vehicle
Equip Advisor, Cleric or Soldier {0}
{u} or {e}: Tap Gunboat
As long as Gunboat is tapped, it has "{1}{r}: This permanent pings target player"
Hasty Sloth
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Sloth
Haste
gotta get me that sweet sweet eucalyptus.
2/2
Swamp
 
 B 
Basic Land – Swamp
Black Gold
 T 
Token Artifact – Gold
{t}: Add one mana of any color.
{e}, {t}: Add four mana of any one color. Activate this ability only to cast Evil spells or activate abilities of Evil permanents.

Designer Rags (rare)
Vegetarian Steak (uncommon)
Instant Classic (uncommon)
Intelligent Idiot (uncommon)
Real Magic (common)
Wet Drywall (common)
Curved Line (common)
Bad Samalidan (common)
Hot Chili // Chilly Chili (common)
Internal Exile (common)
Outer Core (common)
Quiet Scream (common)
Gunboat (common)
Hasty Sloth (common)
Swamp (basic)
Black Gold (token)