[WORDS] Oxymorons: Virtual Booster

Perfect Plains    M  Legendary Basic Land – Plains	Autopilot    U  Artifact Creature – Construct Pilot Flying At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may Scry 1. If you do, declare Autopilot as an attacker. Otherwise, Autopilot cannot attack until end of turn 1/2	Failsafe    U  Enchantment If you would lose the game, instead exile Failsafe.	So Bad It's Good    U  Enchantment – Aura Enchant TVShow When enchanted TVShow would leave the battlefield, return it to the battlefield tapped and exile So Bad It's Good
Butthead    C  Creature – Human Idiot Evil Baby Haste Whenever something targets Butthead, exile me and add 5/1 Headbutt    C  Instant Double tap a tapped attacking red creature you control. Headbutt deals 2 damage to target creature, if that creature had a large head, than Headbutt deals 3 damage instead.	Ocean Shore    C  Land – Island Desert Ocean Shore enters the battlefield tapped : Add : Create a 1/1 white Human creature token	Incredibly Dull    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchant Equipment Enchanted Equipment cannot deal damage, but gains "Pay or five times, : Destroy target artifact"	Cyborg (Human Robot)    C  Creature – Human Robot Cyborg Vigilance 3/4
Horsefly    C  Creature – Horse Insect Infect, Flying 3/1	Quiet Scream    C  Instant Target creature gets +0.5/+0 and another creature gets -0.5/-0	Plastic Straw    C  Artifact : Target blue Food loses all abilities until end of turn. You may gain 2 life	Escaped Inmate    C  Creature – Human Evil Rebel Haste 2/1
Benign Tumor    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip creature that was Carcinogenic this game (Something is carcinogenic if it touched or interacted with a red Star card with converted mana cost 5 or greater, sacrificed a black equipment to lose life, survived after more than ten -1/-1 counters being put on it or sacrificed a black, red or blue food to gain life, lose life or get -1/-1 counters) Equipped creature is Cancerous (It becomes a Celebrity. Remove all Age counters from it and put twelve on instead. It cannot gain or lose age counters. It becomes Carcinogenic until end of turn and whenever it does something, you must do something hateful and/or annoying.)	Gourmet Gruel    C  Artifact – Food Delectable Sacrifice Gourmet Gruel: Add and lose 2 life. So Bad it's Good	Swamp    B  Basic Land – Swamp	Egg Titan  T  Token Creature – Egg Indestructible Eggs by Wurms 10/10

Perfect Plains (mythic)
Autopilot (uncommon)
Failsafe (uncommon)
So Bad It's Good (uncommon)
Butthead // Headbutt (common)
Ocean Shore (common)
Incredibly Dull (common)
Cyborg (Human Robot) (common)
Horsefly (common)
Quiet Scream (common)
Plastic Straw (common)
Escaped Inmate (common)
Benign Tumor (common)
Gourmet Gruel (common)
Swamp (basic)
Egg Titan (token)