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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 M 
Legendary Basic Land – Plains
{w}{w}
 U 
Artifact Creature – Construct Pilot
Flying
At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may Scry 1. If you do, declare Autopilot as an attacker. Otherwise, Autopilot cannot attack until end of turn
1/2
 U 
Enchantment
If you would lose the game, instead exile Failsafe.
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant TVShow
When enchanted TVShow would leave the battlefield, return it to the battlefield tapped and exile So Bad It's Good
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot Evil Baby
Haste
Whenever something targets Butthead, exile me and add {u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}
5/1
Headbutt
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Double tap a tapped attacking red creature you control. Headbutt deals 2 damage to target creature, if that creature had a large head, than Headbutt deals 3 damage instead.
 C 
Land – Island Desert
Ocean Shore enters the battlefield tapped
{t}: Add {u}
{1}{t}: Create a 1/1 white Human creature token
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Equipment
Enchanted Equipment cannot deal damage, but gains "Pay {e} or {r} five times, {t}: Destroy target artifact"
 C 
Creature – Human Robot Cyborg
Vigilance
3/4
 C 
Creature – Horse Insect
Infect, Flying
3/1
 C 
Instant
Target creature gets +0.5/+0 and another creature gets -0.5/-0
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target blue Food loses all abilities until end of turn. You may gain 2 life
 C 
Creature – Human Evil Rebel
Haste
2/1
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature that was Carcinogenic this game (Something is carcinogenic if it touched or interacted with a red Star card with converted mana cost 5 or greater, sacrificed a black equipment to lose life, survived after more than ten -1/-1 counters being put on it or sacrificed a black, red or blue food to gain life, lose life or get -1/-1 counters)
Equipped creature is Cancerous (It becomes a Celebrity. Remove all Age counters from it and put twelve on instead. It cannot gain or lose age counters. It becomes Carcinogenic until end of turn and whenever it does something, you must do something hateful and/or annoying.)
 C 
Artifact – Food Delectable
Sacrifice Gourmet Gruel: Add {b}{b} and lose 2 life.
So Bad it's Good
Swamp
 
 B 
Basic Land – Swamp
 T 
Token Creature – Egg
Indestructible
Eggs by Wurms
10/10

Perfect Plains (mythic)
Autopilot (uncommon)
Failsafe (uncommon)
So Bad It's Good (uncommon)
Butthead // Headbutt (common)
Ocean Shore (common)
Incredibly Dull (common)
Cyborg (Human Robot) (common)
Horsefly (common)
Quiet Scream (common)
Plastic Straw (common)
Escaped Inmate (common)
Benign Tumor (common)
Gourmet Gruel (common)
Swamp (basic)
Egg Titan (token)