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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Great Depression
{3}{b}{g}
 
 R 
Enchantment
When Great Depression enters the battlefield, creatures are 0/1 Workers with no abilities for the next three turns and Destroy all Foods
After Great Depression has been in play three turns, exile it and target President
Explicit Innuendo
{3}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
[Insert risque thing that doesn't belong on this website here]
Intelligent Idiot
{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Genius Idiot
{t}: Draw three cards
Intelligent Idiot has no abilities. This is true no matter what zone it is in.
A throbbing brain hidden behind an exterior of derp
1/1
Night Vision
{1}{w}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant non-Beast, non-blue Human
Enchanted creature gains Protection from Black and has +2/+0 when fighting it.
Gunboat
{w/b}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact Equipment – Vehicle
Equip Advisor, Cleric or Soldier {0}
{u} or {e}: Tap Gunboat
As long as Gunboat is tapped, it has "{1}{r}: This permanent pings target player"
Community Server
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Worker Evil
basically a compulsory volunteer
2/3
Mean Smile
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. If you control a Smiling creature, the former target creature gets -2/-2 instead.
Plastic Straw
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target blue Food loses all abilities until end of turn. You may gain 2 life
Tame Beast
{2}{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Beast
Vigilance, Saddling (If Tame Beast is equipped, and not monstrous you may combine a Pilot with it. They both gain Trample)
3/4
Bathe in Mud
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Heal enchanted creature, untap it. It becomes black, has Protection from Insects and is Stinky Smelly in addition to it's other types until end of turn
Anxious Patient
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Soldier
Whenever a Cleric enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on Anxious Patient
3/1
Unsalted Saltine
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
Sacrifice Unsalted Saltine: Gain 2 life, then don't lose 1 life
Fake Fact
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
When Fake Fact enters the battlefield tap target Idiot and/or Internetian
{t}: Tap target Idiot and/or Internetian
Benign Tumor
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature that was Carcinogenic this game (Something is carcinogenic if it touched or interacted with a red Star card with converted mana cost 5 or greater, sacrificed a black equipment to lose life, survived after more than ten -1/-1 counters being put on it or sacrificed a black, red or blue food to gain life, lose life or get -1/-1 counters)
Equipped creature is Cancerous (It becomes a Celebrity. Remove all Age counters from it and put twelve on instead. It cannot gain or lose age counters. It becomes Carcinogenic until end of turn and whenever it does something, you must do something hateful and/or annoying.)
Island
 
 B 
Basic Land – Island
Powdered Water
 T 
Token Artifact

Great Depression (rare)
Explicit Innuendo (uncommon)
Intelligent Idiot (uncommon)
Night Vision (uncommon)
Gunboat (common)
Community Server (common)
Mean Smile (common)
Plastic Straw (common)
Tame Beast (common)
Bathe in Mud (common)
Anxious Patient (common)
Unsalted Saltine (common)
Fake Fact (common)
Benign Tumor (common)
Island (basic)
Powdered Water (token)