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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Sober Drunk
{5}{u}{u}
 
 R 
Creature – Drunk Genius
Olphobic (cannot exist while Beer does)
{1}: Draw five cards
1/1
African Feast
{7}{w}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Black creatures you control lose Hungry until end of turn. Gain 100 life
Ill Fortune
{u}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
You may subtract up to four 4 from all die rolls
Explicit Innuendo
{3}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
[Insert risque thing that doesn't belong on this website here]
Community Server
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Worker Evil
basically a compulsory volunteer
2/3
Benign Tumor
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature that was Carcinogenic this game (Something is carcinogenic if it touched or interacted with a red Star card with converted mana cost 5 or greater, sacrificed a black equipment to lose life, survived after more than ten -1/-1 counters being put on it or sacrificed a black, red or blue food to gain life, lose life or get -1/-1 counters)
Equipped creature is Cancerous (It becomes a Celebrity. Remove all Age counters from it and put twelve on instead. It cannot gain or lose age counters. It becomes Carcinogenic until end of turn and whenever it does something, you must do something hateful and/or annoying.)
Natural Artifact
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact
Green creatures get +1/+1
Good Grief
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Drain 2 on yourself
Another item in the 12 year old starter pack
Gunboat
{w/b}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact Equipment – Vehicle
Equip Advisor, Cleric or Soldier {0}
{u} or {e}: Tap Gunboat
As long as Gunboat is tapped, it has "{1}{r}: This permanent pings target player"
Going Nowhere
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Flash
Exile target Moving creature
Half Done
{2}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant resolving permanent
Enchanted permanent does not resolve until the same time next turn.
Sanitary Garbage
 
 C 
Artifact
Sanitary Garbage is blue, black and green
Sacrifice Sanitary Garbage: Drain 1 on yourself
Frozen Toast
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
(transforms from Toast)
is Frozen Toast Izzet{?}
Open Lock
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature has Protection from nothing
Mountain
 
 B 
Basic Land – Mountain
Egg Titan
 T 
Token Creature – Egg
Indestructible
Eggs by Wurms
10/10

Sober Drunk (rare)
African Feast (uncommon)
Ill Fortune (uncommon)
Explicit Innuendo (uncommon)
Community Server (common)
Benign Tumor (common)
Natural Artifact (common)
Good Grief (common)
Gunboat (common)
Going Nowhere (common)
Half Done (common)
Sanitary Garbage (common)
Frozen Toast (common)
Open Lock (common)
Mountain (basic)
Egg Titan (token)