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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
The Greater Evil
{4}{b}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Evil Lord
Pay 7 life: Add {b} for each Evil you control.
Sacrifice another Evil: Draw a card.
7/7
Rapid-Melt Glacier
 
 U 
Snow Land – Island Plains
Rapid-Melt Glacier enters the battlefield tapped
{t}: {w}/{u}
{r}{t}: Sacrifice Rapid-Melt Glacier
Home Office
{6}
 
 U 
Structure
Worker Cleric Habitat
Inhabited creatures gain twice the money they would otherwise and gain smiles in their art
Fast Waiter
{2}{w/r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Worker
Mentor
{t}: Untap and/or Move target Food and/or Delectable
2/2
Half Empty
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Food
Numbers on enchanted Food are halved. You lose 2 life. Activate this ability only once while the last one is active
Half Full
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Food
Tap an untapped white creature you control: Numbers on enchanted Food are halved. You gain 2 life. Activate this ability only once while the last one is active
Female X-Man
{1}{u}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Superhuman Mutant
Female X-Man is Female
Hexproof
{r}: +1/+0
4/4
Fresh Dried Fruit
{u}{r/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Fresh Dried Fruit: Gain 3 life
Accurate Rumors
{u}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Say the name of target creature quietly to a creature you control.
The target creature whose name was whispered gets -3/-1 until end of turn
Always check if it's true before you spread it on. This is the same for online 100 Facts Videos by Matthew Santoro
Weak Muscle
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
Weak Muscle is Red and Green
You may equip Weak Muscle as if it were an artifact, and it's equip cost is 0
Equipped creature has "{t}: {e}{e}"
Authentic Replica
{3}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
As an addition cost to cast Authentic Replica, exile target artifact.
Authentic Replica enters the battlefield as a copy of that permanent except it is hiding something...
Open Lock
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature has Protection from nothing
Abnormality
 
 C 
 
Unfunny Joke
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Defecate 1, Laugh 1
aka me
Flat-Bust
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
wow what a non-thicc statue. I bet [insert magic artist you don't like, who isn't John Avon because that is insane] did it, he succ
Plains
 
 B 
Basic Land – Plains
Egg Titan
 T 
Token Creature – Egg
Indestructible
Eggs by Wurms
10/10

The Greater Evil (mythic)
Rapid-Melt Glacier (uncommon)
Home Office (uncommon)
Fast Waiter (uncommon)
Half Empty // Half Full (common)
Female X-Man (common)
Fresh Dried Fruit (common)
Accurate Rumors (common)
Weak Muscle (common)
Authentic Replica (common)
Open Lock (common)
Abnormality (common)
Unfunny Joke (common)
Flat-Bust (common)
Plains (basic)
Egg Titan (token)