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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Consistently Inconsistent
{10}{u}{u}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Enchantment
You decide the results of all die rolls, coin flips, and random choices.
Bring order from chaos, with any means necessary. You may discover:
– There is but constant change.
– You can(not?) control chaos
Insomniac Dreams
{1}{u}{u}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Target player discards seven cards. If they discard seven Nightmare cards this way, you lose the game.
Fried Roast
{b/r}{r}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Fried Roast: Heal any number of Who creature tokens. For each Who healed this way, gain 3 life
Rapid-Melt Glacier
 
 U 
Snow Land – Island Plains
Rapid-Melt Glacier enters the battlefield tapped
{t}: {w}/{u}
{r}{t}: Sacrifice Rapid-Melt Glacier
Fast Turtle
{r}{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Turtle
Haste, Hexproof
1/2
Just Add Water!
{1}
 
 C 
Instant
Kicker {u}
Create a Powdered Water creature token
If Just Add Water! was kicked, sacrifice that token and gain 1 life
Dead Livestock
{3}{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie
Ranchling (Dead Livestock is every Animal creature type)
Deathtouch
5/5
Frozen Toast
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
(transforms from Toast)
is Frozen Toast Izzet{?}
Accurate Rumors
{u}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Say the name of target creature quietly to a creature you control.
The target creature whose name was whispered gets -3/-1 until end of turn
Always check if it's true before you spread it on. This is the same for online 100 Facts Videos by Matthew Santoro
Young Adult
{2}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
2/2
Butthead
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot Evil Baby
Haste
Whenever something targets Butthead, exile me and add {u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}
5/1
Headbutt
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Double tap a tapped attacking red creature you control. Headbutt deals 2 damage to target creature, if that creature had a large head, than Headbutt deals 3 damage instead.
Toast
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
(Toast transforms from Thawed Bread)
{s}{s}{u}: Transform Toast
{t}, Sacrifice Toast: Gain 3 life
(Toast transforms into Frozen Toast)
Living Fossil
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
Suspend 1000000 – {u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}
Create a 4/4 green Dinosaur creature token with Trample
Brave Wimp
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Coward Hero
When Brave Wimp enters the battlefield, destroy target Legendary creature and 'member Brave Wimp (Put it in the Nostalgia Realm)
The lvl 100 pro fought the boss for a week live, he died irl and a lvl 1 noob missed three shots, got insane rng, and finally hit him for 1 hp with a training sword and got all the exp and fame.
1/0
Plains
 
 B 
Basic Land – Plains
Criminal Cop
 T 
Token Creature – Human Worker Soldier
Haste, Menace, Intimidate, Fear
{t}: Criminal Cop kills target black creature. Activate this ability only if Criminal Cop is equipped.
2/1

Consistently Inconsistent (rare)
Insomniac Dreams (uncommon)
Fried Roast (uncommon)
Rapid-Melt Glacier (uncommon)
Fast Turtle (common)
Just Add Water! (common)
Dead Livestock (common)
Frozen Toast (common)
Accurate Rumors (common)
Young Adult (common)
Butthead // Headbutt (common)
Toast (common)
Living Fossil (common)
Brave Wimp (common)
Plains (basic)
Criminal Cop (token)