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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Graphic Language
{100}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Sorcery
Say "Heck" then die the worst possible death. What you did is never okay!
Growing Smaller
{2}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Target creature gets -3/-3
Target creature gets -2/-2
Target creature gets -1/-1
I'm shrinkiiiiing
Bad Luck
{2}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura Curse
Enchant player
Whenever enchanted player does something, they must roll a 100-sided die. If the die lands on 1, they die in real life.
Ill Fortune
{u}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
You may subtract up to four 4 from all die rolls
Buzzing Horse
{1}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Horse
Trample, Horsemanship, Phasing
3/5
Galloping Pest
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
Menace, Landwalk, Phasing
5/3
Frozen Hotdog
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Land – Food Waste
Devoid
Frozen Hotdog enters the battlefield tapped
{e}{r}: Untap Frozen Hotdog
{t}, Sacrifice Frozen Hotdog: Gain 3 life
Resident Alien
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Alien Ally
Resident Alien is an Inhabitant
1/1
Fast Turtle
{r}{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Turtle
Haste, Hexproof
1/2
Quiet Scream
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature gets +0.5/+0 and another creature gets -0.5/-0
Half Done
{2}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant resolving permanent
Enchanted permanent does not resolve until the same time next turn.
Sunshades
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Sunshades is black
Equip creature
Equipped creature has protection from white, red and stars
Flat-Bust
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
wow what a non-thicc statue. I bet [insert magic artist you don't like, who isn't John Avon because that is insane] did it, he succ
Accurate Rumors
{u}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Say the name of target creature quietly to a creature you control.
The target creature whose name was whispered gets -3/-1 until end of turn
Always check if it's true before you spread it on. This is the same for online 100 Facts Videos by Matthew Santoro
Outer Core
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact – Star
Outer Core only counts as a quarter of a card
{r}: Outer Core deals 1 damage to any target
Forest
 
 B 
Basic Land – Forest
Coal
 T 
Token Artifact
{e}{t}, Sacrifice Coal: Add {b}{b}. Destroy 100 Forests

Graphic Language (mythic)
Growing Smaller (uncommon)
Bad Luck (uncommon)
Ill Fortune (uncommon)
Buzzing Horse // Galloping Pest (common)
Frozen Hotdog (common)
Resident Alien (common)
Fast Turtle (common)
Quiet Scream (common)
Half Done (common)
Sunshades (common)
Flat-Bust (common)
Accurate Rumors (common)
Outer Core (common)
Forest (basic)
Coal (token)