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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Drain Clog
{u}{u}
 
 M 
Instant
Counter target overpowered counterspell
Incredibly Real
{5}{u}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Blue creatures get +10/+10 until end of turn then consume and confuse themselves
reality is incredible...
True Story
{w}{u}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Return target Legendary creature from the Nostalgia Realm to the battlefield until end of turn.
Explicit Innuendo
{3}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
[Insert risque thing that doesn't belong on this website here]
Diligent Sloth
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Sloth
Vigilance
2/2
Open Lock
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature has Protection from nothing
Wise Fool
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
When Wise Fool enters the battlefield, flip a coin. If you win, rummage.
1/1
Lemon Lime
{y}{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Lemon Lime is Yellow and Light Green
Pucker up, Sacrifice Lemon Lime: Gain 4 life then lose 1 life
Old News
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Draw two cards
Anxious Patient
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Soldier
Whenever a Cleric enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on Anxious Patient
3/1
Full Vacuum Cleaner Bag
{2}
 
 C 
Stinky Smelly Artifact – Delectable
Triple exile Full Vacuum Cleaner Bag: Add {4}{b}{b}{b}{c}{c}{c}{g}{g}{g}{u}
Awfully Pretty
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Tap enchanted creature, you gain control of another target creature until end of turn. Awfully Pretty deals 4 damage to you
Income Tax
{1}{w/b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Lands opponents control enter the battlefield tapped. Whenever one does, add {w/b}
Waterproof Sponge
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
Hydrophobic
Swamp
 
 B 
Basic Land – Swamp
Blood
 T 
Token Artifact
Sacrifice Blood: Add {r}

Drain Clog (mythic)
Incredibly Real (uncommon)
True Story (uncommon)
Explicit Innuendo (uncommon)
Diligent Sloth (common)
Open Lock (common)
Wise Fool (common)
Lemon Lime (common)
Old News (common)
Anxious Patient (common)
Full Vacuum Cleaner Bag (common)
Awfully Pretty (common)
Income Tax (common)
Waterproof Sponge (common)
Swamp (basic)
Blood (token)