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Flying
At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may Scry 1. If you do, declare Autopilot as an attacker. Otherwise, Autopilot cannot attack until end of turn
At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may Scry 1. If you do, declare Autopilot as an attacker. Otherwise, Autopilot cannot attack until end of turn
1/2
Equip creature 
Equipped creature loses all abilities and gets -10/-10
Equipped creature loses all abilities and gets -10/-10
It cannot be pulled off, or pushed on.
But mostly nobody manages to pulls it off.
But mostly nobody manages to pulls it off.
Equip creature living in a Structure with five or more creatures that share three or more differences
Whenever equipped creature's controller casts a spell, it targets any Illusion(s) if it's legal
Whenever equipped creature's controller casts a spell, it targets any Illusion(s) if it's legal
Equip creature 
Equipped creature is immeasurably disappointed. Ruin that creature's day.
Equipped creature is immeasurably disappointed. Ruin that creature's day.
Whenever a moving creature touches Brittle Gummy, Brittle Gummy deals 100 damage to it and it stops moving underneath Brittle Gummy, face down. Brittle Gummy deals 1 damage to it every second until it is turned face up.
Sacrifice Brittle Gummy: Gain 0.5 life and lose 2500 life
Sacrifice Brittle Gummy: Gain 0.5 life and lose 2500 life
Whenever you defecate, sacrifice Clean Toilet.
At the beginning of your upkeep, each other player gives you a card for the remainder of your life.
At the beginning of your upkeep, each other player gives you a card for the remainder of your life.
Whenever something happens, create a Graham's Number of copies of Curved Line Graham's Number times and merge them. Graham's Number-iate their power, toughness and this ability. Once this resolves, do it again. You gain 1 life
Curved Line may attack at any time.
Curved Line may attack at any time.
1/1
, Sacrifice Dry Alcohol: Add 
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When this permanent leaves the battlefield, you gain 2 life and mill two cards.
Equip creature 
Equipped creature is a Cleric and gains ": Heal target creature for 0 damage"
Equipped creature is a Cleric and gains "
: Heal target creature for 0 damage"When Fake Fact enters the battlefield tap target Idiot and/or Internetian
: Tap target Idiot and/or Internetian
: Tap target Idiot and/or Internetian
Indestructible
: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to another target artifact
: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to another target artifactwow what a non-thicc statue. I bet [insert magic artist you don't like, who isn't John Avon because that is insane] did it, he succ
Destructible (any amount of damage is enough to kill Floppy Disk, if a card is played that has destroy in the text box, Floppy Disk is destroyed.)
When Fresh Can of Spam enters the battlefield you lose 2.5 life
: Add 
. You lose 2 life
: Add . You lose 2 life(transforms from Toast)
is Frozen Toast Izzet
is Frozen Toast Izzet
Golden Silverware is Gold and Silver
Equip creature
Equipped creature gains ": Destroy target Food"
Equip creature
Equipped creature gains "
: Destroy target Food"Whenever a Sleeping creature touches Hard Pillow, wake it up.
Whenever a Waking creature touches Hard Pillow, Hard Pillow deals 1 damage to it and it becomes Sleeping.
Whenever a Waking creature touches Hard Pillow, Hard Pillow deals 1 damage to it and it becomes Sleeping.
Supspend 2 – $175.00 CAD
Tap a Cleric you control, Sacrifice Incomplete Cure: Heal target creature
Tap a Cleric you control, Sacrifice Incomplete Cure: Heal target creature
Sacrifice Kosher-Halal Pighamburger: Gain 12 life. Destroy creatures from Rabiah
Equip white activated or triggered artifact
Equipped white artifact loses all abilities. All creatures within one foot of it are black exclusively.
Equipped white artifact loses all abilities. All creatures within one foot of it are black exclusively.
Last Initial enters the battlefield as a copy of the first letter of your last name and/or surname
Make that sound,: Add 
Make that sound,
: Add Mercury (Liquid Metal) is blue, , black, red, gold and colorless
: Infect any target (put a poison or -1/-1 counter on it)
: Infect any target (put a poison or -1/-1 counter on it)Suspend 
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, Sacrifice Missing Present, Rip Missing Present into one hundred pieces: Add five mana of any color, draw seven cards and gain 20 life
– 3
, Sacrifice Missing Present, Rip Missing Present into one hundred pieces: Add five mana of any color, draw seven cards and gain 20 life
: Create a token that is a copy of Original Copy
Sacrifice Original Copy and 8332 other cards with the same name: Destroy target Forest
Tap an untapped Worker or Cleric you control, sacrifice Paper Towel: Add , and regenerate an Artifact if you tapped a Worker or heal a creature if you tapped a Cleric.
, and regenerate an Artifact if you tapped a Worker or heal a creature if you tapped a Cleric.When Plastic Silverware enters the battlefield create three tokens that are copies of it
Equip Hungry creature
Equipped creature gets +1/+0 when fighting Foods
Equip Hungry creature
Equipped creature gets +1/+0 when fighting Foods
Sanitary Garbage is blue, black and green
Sacrifice Sanitary Garbage: Drain 1 on yourself
Sacrifice Sanitary Garbage: Drain 1 on yourself
Creatures are frozen permanently
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield untap all creatures with large ears
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield untap all creatures with large ears
Sunshades is black
Equip creature
Equipped creature has protection from white, red and stars
Equip creature
Equipped creature has protection from white, red and stars
(transforms from frozen bread)
: Transform Thawed Bread
, Sacrifice Thawed Bread: Gain 2 life
(Thawed Bread transforms into Toast)
: Transform Thawed Bread
, Sacrifice Thawed Bread: Gain 2 life
(Thawed Bread transforms into Toast)
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Astronomy is science
Sorry for the confusion.