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One happens:
– If you used white to cast Real Magic, gain 3 life
– If you used blue to cast Real Magic, draw a card
– If you used black to cast Real Magic, add
– If you used red to cast Real Magic, bolt any target
– If you used green to cast Real Magic, untap a land
– If you didn't do any of that, you lose the game
– If you used white to cast Real Magic, gain 3 life
– If you used blue to cast Real Magic, draw a card
– If you used black to cast Real Magic, add
– If you used red to cast Real Magic, bolt any target
– If you used green to cast Real Magic, untap a land
– If you didn't do any of that, you lose the game
Enchant ethnic creature
Enchanted ethnic creature gains an ability corresponding to a stereotype that exists about it's ethnicity.
Enchanted ethnic creature gains an ability corresponding to a stereotype that exists about it's ethnicity.
Canadian says "Sorry, Eh?" while paying in Euros for failing to parallel park it's moose/polar-bear hybrid besides it's neighbors Igloo. He offers to buy his fellow friend/guy/buddy/pal a Peameal Poutine from Tim Hortons as restitution
Cast Agree to Disagree only in response to a rules argument
Split this game into two separate subgames, being played simultaneously and each moving forward with either version of the judgement
Split this game into two separate subgames, being played simultaneously and each moving forward with either version of the judgement
Maybe it's me, but I cannot continue with anything if a decision/synthesis/agreement/canon/etc is made. Otherwise this is kind of what's happening in each player's mind. Not okay.
Counter target spell that you can't empirically know will be cast sometime after now
Drop target creature from a height of 250 meters.
For each 0.01 seconds it falls, each player skips a turn.
For each 0.01 seconds it falls, each player skips a turn.
Pick a number between one and twenty. Target player may guess the number, or roll a d20. If either number if your number, untap all creatures that player controls. Otherwise, tap them.
Creatures you control have "
: Tap target creature and put a +1/+1 counter on this creature"
: Tap target creature and put a +1/+1 counter on this creature"Say the name of target creature quietly to a creature you control.
The target creature whose name was whispered gets -3/-1 until end of turn
The target creature whose name was whispered gets -3/-1 until end of turn
Always check if it's true before you spread it on. This is the same for online 100 Facts Videos by Matthew Santoro
Target player shuffles their hand into their library. Then, that player mills X cards, where X is the number of cards in their library.
Target player discards seven cards. If they discard seven Nightmare cards this way, you lose the game.
Aetherborn you control have phobia to things with converted mana cost 5 or less
We live so short, so we should live so well
Enchant TVShow
When enchanted TVShow would leave the battlefield, return it to the battlefield tapped and exile So Bad It's Good
When enchanted TVShow would leave the battlefield, return it to the battlefield tapped and exile So Bad It's Good
, Pay $1.99 CAD, Sacrifice Daily Special: Gain 7 life
You may pay $0.99 CAD as monetary activation costs instead of other values for the remainder of the day, if this is the first time you've played this card this week
Defensive Strike deals X to target creature, where X is the total number of blocking creatures you control.
Enchant non-Beast, non-blue Human
Enchanted creature gains Protection from Black and has +2/+0 when fighting it.
Enchanted creature gains Protection from Black and has +2/+0 when fighting it.
Vigilance, Saddling (If Tame Beast is equipped, and not monstrous you may combine a Pilot with it. They both gain Trample)
3/4
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has protection from Black and deals no damage against Black things, when it doesn't all things are healed and/or gain 5 life
Enchanted creature has protection from Black and deals no damage against Black things, when it doesn't all things are healed and/or gain 5 life
Exiled target nonland permanent. You gained 3 life.
I'm sure Sorin has had time to grieve.
When Democratic Monarchy enters the battlefield, each player chooses a Legendary creature.
Once everyone has chosen a creature, the most chosen creature becomes a Lord, Player, gets +10/+10 and gains Indestructible and Hexproof.
That player controls everything for the remainder of the game. It's name becomes "Elected King"
Once everyone has chosen a creature, the most chosen creature becomes a Lord, Player, gets +10/+10 and gains Indestructible and Hexproof.
That player controls everything for the remainder of the game. It's name becomes "Elected King"
Infamous Anonymous Entity gets +2/+2 for each other Internetian you control
5/5
Tap three untapped Workers and/or Slaves you control: Create three Black Gold artifact tokens.
Born to the families of infamous evil and beloved purity, he's the most troubled person to ever live.
3/3
Enchant Female creature
Whenever enchanted female creature blocks, it deals damage equal to it's power to a random target
Whenever enchanted female creature blocks, it deals damage equal to it's power to a random target
Personal Business costs 
less to cast if you control a Villain
Destroy target creature that attacked you this turn. It cannot be regenerated.
less to cast if you control a Villain
Destroy target creature that attacked you this turn. It cannot be regenerated.
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature must pay
in addition to it's other costs to make it populate
Enchanted creature must pay
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If you chose the former, target player reveals their hand and you choose up to five cards, they discard those cards and lose 2 life for each card discarded this way. Otherwise, do nothing.