CardName: Gunboat Diplomacy
Cost: 3wbr
Type: Enchantment
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Whenever an opponent is dealt combat damage by a tapped
Vehicle Equipment you control, you become teammates with
that player for as long as they don't cast spells or
activate abilities that target you or permanents you
control. When they do, they lose the game unless they pay
$1000000000.00 CAD and you gain ownership of their cards.
Flavour Text:
Set/Rarity: [WORDS] Oxymorons Rare
Gunboat Diplomacy
R
Enchantment
Whenever an opponent is dealt combat damage by a tapped Vehicle Equipment you control, you become teammates with that player for as long as they don't cast spells or activate abilities that target you or permanents you control. When they do, they lose the game unless they pay $1000000000.00 CAD and you gain ownership of their cards.