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A Good Monday
Garfield, Hater of Mondays consumes, confuses, destroys and triple exiles itself to target exiled Naya and/or Ink Temple and/or Snow Mountain
IMPOSSIBLE!
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Split this game into a number of subgames equal to the number of creatures in play. Each creature has their own subgame to themselves. Put a Lonely counter on them.
Enchant player
Whenever enchanted player does something, they must roll a 100-sided die. If the die lands on 1, they die in real life.
Whenever enchanted player does something, they must roll a 100-sided die. If the die lands on 1, they die in real life.
Equip creature that was Carcinogenic this game (Something is carcinogenic if it touched or interacted with a red Star card with converted mana cost 5 or greater, sacrificed a black equipment to lose life, survived after more than ten -1/-1 counters being put on it or sacrificed a black, red or blue food to gain life, lose life or get -1/-1 counters)
Equipped creature is Cancerous (It becomes a Celebrity. Remove all Age counters from it and put twelve on instead. It cannot gain or lose age counters. It becomes Carcinogenic until end of turn and whenever it does something, you must do something hateful and/or annoying.)
Equipped creature is Cancerous (It becomes a Celebrity. Remove all Age counters from it and put twelve on instead. It cannot gain or lose age counters. It becomes Carcinogenic until end of turn and whenever it does something, you must do something hateful and/or annoying.)
Destroy target creature over the course of four end steps. When it dies, put it in exile instead.
Target Legendary white Cleric creature deals 5 damage to it's controller, and then triple exiles itself.
Move target attacking creatures to target blocking creature. The former D
destroys the latter.
destroys the latter.
Give target player $1.00 CAD.
For each turn it takes them to give you that same amount, multiply the cost by 2
Once that number becomes larger than their savings account, they lose the game and must declare bankruptcy in real life
For each turn it takes them to give you that same amount, multiply the cost by 2
Once that number becomes larger than their savings account, they lose the game and must declare bankruptcy in real life
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is a Zombie in addition to it's other types and gains "Pay negative one mana of any color,
: Populate'
Enchanted creature is a Zombie in addition to it's other types and gains "Pay negative one mana of any color,
: Populate'Target creature gets -3/-3
Target creature gets -2/-2
Target creature gets -1/-1
Target creature gets -2/-2
Target creature gets -1/-1
I'm shrinkiiiiing
Increasing Declines cannot be blocked except by five or more creatures, Deathtouch, Lifelink, Trample, Haste, Annihilator 25
Each second, lose thrice the life you lost last second. For the first second lose 100 life.
Each second, lose thrice the life you lost last second. For the first second lose 100 life.
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Enchant black creature
Enchanted creature cannot attack or block unless you pay 2 life.
Enchanted creature cannot attack or block unless you pay 2 life.
Sacrifice Junk Food: Gain 100 life and lose 1 life, then 2 life next turn, then 3 life the turn after that, etc
When Least Favorite is cast, rank each creature on the battlefield from best to worst in order of your personal favoritism.
Destroy the last creature whose name is spoken. You lose 2 life
Destroy the last creature whose name is spoken. You lose 2 life
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Pay 7 life: Add for each Evil you control.
Sacrifice another Evil: Draw a card.
for each Evil you control.
Sacrifice another Evil: Draw a card.
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