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Recent updates to [NONCANON] My Random Shit: (Generated at 2026-02-06 21:36:58)
Child Habitat As an additional cost for a Child to inhabit Norsery, their controller must pay
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or 
: Target Child Inhabitant gains "
: Gain 1 life", put a Healing counter on it, activate this ability only if the target child does not have a Healing counter on it
: Target Child Inhabitant gains "

: Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn" put a Cruelty counter on it, activate this ability only if the target child does not have a Cruelty counter on it
: Target Child Inhabitant gains "Whenever this creature attacks, deal 1 damage to target creature" put a Barbaric counter on it, activate this ability only if that child does not have a Barbaric counter on it
Child Inhabitants may not be removed from Norsery unless they have a Healing, Cruelty, and Barbaric counter on them
Whenever a Child is removed from Norsery, gain 5 life, drain 3, and deal 4 damage divided as you choose among up to three target creatures
Count Infinity (Count from 1 to Infinity out loud, if you miss or add a number, mispronounce a number, or say anything before finishing, sacrifice The Count, if you succeed, gain life equal to the number of numbers you counted) Puppet (
: Activate one of The Count's abilities, any player may activate this ability, if they do, they gain a Puppetmastery emblem
: Activate one of The Count's abilities, any player that controls a Puppetmastery emblem may activate this ability)
When you finish counting, if you didn't make a mistake, drain life equal to the number of numbers you counted
my twin brother just informed me Intruder Alarm absolutely destroys by Church cycle. well.