[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Better Masterful Replication
{5}{u}
 
 R 
Instant
Choose two (you may choose the same mode more than once):
– Create a 3/3 colorless Golem creature token
– Artifacts you control become copies of target artifact you control this turn.
Pickaxe
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {e}
{t}: Destroy target Block.
Spilled Milk...
{w}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Spill a whole carton or bag of milk, cry for 10 minutes, take a time out, then apologize to everyone who watched you cry and spill the milk, then learn a lesson not to do what Magic cards tell you to do
Rabies
{w/b}{w/b}{w/b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All Beasts have Infect
Egg Yolk
{y}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
Tap a yellow creature you control, Sacrifice Egg Yolk: Gain half of a life
Sword with Daddy Issues
{1}{b}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Unequip {4}
Equipped creature has +2/+0 and First Strike
On A Stick
{2}
 
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed permanent is a food equipment in addition to it's other types and gains Equip Fatso {2}
Sacrifice Suffixed permanent: put two +0/+1 counters on Equipped Fatso, activate this ability only if Suffixed permanent is equipped to a Fatso
Luminous Aetherborn
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
When Luminous Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life.
I am here to be honored and to protect in return, I am a gift from the Aether above us.
2/2
Yutt
{w/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Yutt
2/2
Tagger
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Tag
Haste
{t}: Target creature becomes a Tag until it makes another creature a Tag
2/1
Raw Egg
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{r}{t}: Transform Raw Egg
Cooked Egg
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
Sacrifice Cooked Egg: Gain 2 life
Celery Cerberus
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant Hound
Trample, Haste
4/4
Sharp
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is Sharp until end of turn
Melon
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Melon, gain 3 life
Tap a creature you control: Transform Melon
Melon Hat
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is an Idiot in addition to it's other types
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Subscriber
 T 
Token Creature – Human Internetian
Like or Dislike? That is the question.
1/1

Better Masterful Replication (rare)
Pickaxe (uncommon)
Spilled Milk... (uncommon)
Rabies (uncommon)
Egg Yolk (common)
Sword with Daddy Issues (common)
On A Stick (common)
Luminous Aetherborn (common)
Yutt (common)
Tagger (common)
Raw Egg (common)
Celery Cerberus (common)
Sharp (common)
Melon (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Subscriber (token)