[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Creature – Wall
Defender
Whenever Green Wall of Wonder what this does? becomes targeted by a spell or ability, you may put a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to that effect's converted mana cost or activation cost.
0/4
 U 
Land
Cast this end if you play Burger King within the borders of the USA
{t}: Create a Burger token
Hungry Jacks
 
 U 
Land
Cast this end if you play Hungry Jacks within the borders of Australia
{t}: Create a Burger token
 U 
Creature – Fish
{2}, Sacrifice Dreadfish: Target player discards their hand and you lose 5 life.
Ingesting it brings fear
1/1
 U 
Artifact
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose an evergreen keyword. Ants you control have that keyword for the remainder of the game.
{2}: Create a 1/1 Ant creature token.
 C 
Smelly Artifact
{u}{A}{t}: Destroy target Stench card
 C 
Creature – Germ
Protection from everything
0/1
 C 
Creature – Egg Farmer Worker
{t}: Create two 0/1 white and green Egg creature tokens with Defender
1/1
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Nucard
{4}{t}: Imprint
Nucard gains all Evergreen abilities of creatures Imprinted on it
2/2
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy Internetian
1/1
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Cat
Haste
Whenever Hellcat attacks, sacrifice it and it deals 1 damage to you.
3/1
 C 
Legendary Creature – Biblefolk
His birth marks the beginning of the Biblical Age
2/2
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Notak
Deathlink (Damage dealt by Notak causes it's controller to lose that much life)
1/1
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Spider Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1 and gain lifelink.
{1}{u}: Freeze target Insect.
{1}{b}: Destroys all Insects. You gain 2 life for each creature that dies this way.
 C 
Sorcery – Omen
(Omens can only be cast after an opponent plays a legendary creature. That creature becomes the Antichrist for the remainder of the game)
Speculate 3
Until end of turn, whenever a card would instruct a player to Trade, instead each of their opponents creates a 2/2 black Evil creature token with First Strike.
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}: Have a thought, if it was a good thought, gain 2 life, if it was a bad though, lose 2 life
{t}: Sacrifice Dream, draw a card for each 5 hours you slept last night

Green Wall of Wonder what this does? (rare)
Burger King // Hungry Jacks (uncommon)
Dreadfish (uncommon)
Ant Farm (uncommon)
Deodorant (common)
Tardigrade (common)
Yolk Folk (common)
Nucard (common)
Com Mon (common)
Hellcat (common)
Adam of the Biblefolk (common)
Notak (common)
Silk Web (common)
Bad Omen (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Dream (token)