[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

On A Stick    C  Suffix Suffixed permanent is a food equipment in addition to it's other types and gains Equip Fatso Sacrifice Suffixed permanent: put two +0/+1 counters on Equipped Fatso, activate this ability only if Suffixed permanent is equipped to a Fatso	Roreh, Beastly Rereh    M  Legendary Creature – Rereh Beast Haste, Trample, Roaring (: Target creature can't block Roreh, Beastly Rereh until end of turn) : Roreh deals damage equal to thrice it's power to any target Pay a quarter of a or a : Roreh gets +X+5/+X+5 until end of turn where X is the amount of damage dealt this game 8/8	Vivoon    C  Creature – Vivoon Flying, Flash patent pending, pls no steal (the name) 3/2	Berry Minefield    R  Land Berry Minefield enters the battlefield tapped : Add or : Sacrifice two Foods with converted mana cost 2 or less, then choose one: -Berry Minefield bolts any number of targets -You gain 2 life for each Red and White creature
Wurmhole    U  Artifact , : Destroy X target permanents. Until end of turn, Wurms you control get +Y/+Y, where Y is the total CMCs of permanents destroyed this way.	Selfharmer    C  Creature – Human At the beginning of each end step, if you lost life this turn, draw a card 0/1	Black Aura    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature Enchanted creature is black in addition to it's other colors	missed my one year anniversary ):
Stomposaurus    C  Creature – Dinosaur At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card. He mad 7/6	Speed Demon    U  Creature – Demon Whenever a spell you control resolves, if it shares a color with Speed Demon, put a Speed counter on Speed Demon : All your spells gain Storm until end of turn, activate this ability only if there are three or more Speed counters on Speed Demon At the end of every turn, remove all speed counters from Speed Demon 0/1	Cancerous Magic Player    C  Creature – Human Child When Cancerous Magic Player enters the battlefield, choose one: – For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Rabiah block. – For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Mercadia block. – Crease target card an opponent owns. – Unsleeve all cards in target opponent's deck – The next blue spell you cast this turn costs instead 1/1	Excellent Ragecaster    M  Creature – Human Wizard Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.), Firebreathing (: +1/+0 until end of turn) : Excellent Ragecaster deals damage equal to it's power to any target. 2/5
Garfield, Comic Cat    R  Legendary Artifact Creature – Cat Construct : Create a Buffetdish token 3/3	Hamboi    C  Creature – Boar : Sacrifice Hamboi, create two Beef Jerky tokens 1/1	Silver Sliver    C  Artifact Creature – Sliver Construct Slivers you control have ": Add " 1/2	Ruby  T  Artifact , Sacrifice Ruby: Add

On A Stick (common)
Roreh, Beastly Rereh (mythic)
Vivoon (common)
Berry Minefield (rare)
Wurmhole (uncommon)
Selfharmer (common)
Black Aura (common)
missed my one year anniversary ): (none)
Stomposaurus (common)
Speed Demon (uncommon)
Cancerous Magic Player (common)
Excellent Ragecaster (mythic)
Garfield, Comic Cat (rare)
Hamboi (common)
Silver Sliver (common)
Ruby (token)