­Reckless Brute + Pristine Lake

3/1 haste, must attack, for 3. And a dual that sleeps between uses, but is immediately usable, or usable for colourless without downside.

So we kinda have a hasty dual land already, though it pays for it later.

So maybe a sleepy creature? We already did "Falls down and turns into a pile of rubble token, somehow".

A hasty-sniper creature. Tap-down the turn you play it? Viable, but annoying as all get out.

How about a man-land that gets to be hasty? From there, I consider the annoyance that you can't use the lands own mana to pay for its activaiton; but untapping itaself would just be odd and that leads me to a land that creates a hasty token and from there, well, this. All your cards are hasty morphs.

Where does morph live? On Tony Hart's bench. Anagram "Take Hart" for the name.

And wow, this card has, like, no relevance to the starting cards. I'd say "How did I get here from there" but, well, the above text charts my progress. Like the dotted line on a world map as deputy-dawg stalks you.

i love your humor and half the time i don't say anything because it goes past me on the first read :P