­Laboratory Drone + Revolutionary Rebuff

Artifact loot, and double force spike.

So an ETB force-spike? Kinda amusing that it's really hard to cast except in response to something.

Is that supposed to be an ETB?

Also the reminder text doesn't work. thing.polish will just return a pointer to the polish() function; you can't also use it as a public variable

That rather depends upon the language. But yeah; I think to be at risk of countering itself (which is the intent) it actually needs to be 'when you cast' but...

Bleh. Teh entire thing would make more sense as a token-creating-sorcery anyway, and to be honest; probably shouldn't exist at all.

Actually, I think it would make more sense as "If thing.dirty: thing.polish()" That way there's no ambiguity

But then it would only be buffing; not rebuffing.

maybe: if thing.polish: thing.polishAgain()

idk im not good at coding (yet)

This obviously should have a trigger, right? Isn't taht true for all permanents?

Also shouldnt this be an artifact creature - x (construct?)

most of these cards should probably exist, but since they 'do' why not make em better?

If you want to fix the : kind of a weird card problem just add a You may prefix.

Maybe this would be too much, and also pushed but: If you don't, add ?