­Hazoret's Monument + Application Error. Try again Sunkist

Red creatures 1 cheaper, and give red-looting. And.. a bottled drink? A small multi-coloured dragon with protection from, I presume . Ah, ok, it probably refers to "featuring Ralph the Sunkist Dinosaur" from some old advert? Well, whatever.

I guess I'm making a monument to dragons. I start "Dragons cost" and think "Well, 1 less is dull, maybe I could make it more and buff all dragons? How big are dragons anyway, tjhey're 5/5" and wrote '5' and... yeah, actually, stop RIGHT there.

Play this. Play the BIG dragons. Have fun. It costs enough to not be an issue.

Nice card. Why is it a dragon though?

Why not? I mean, it already costs 5, so it does no harm :)

Actually, if it didn't pollute a lovely short card, I'd kinda want "This that cost 5, are dragons" on it too. Almost pure trinketry, and it does pollute, so I'm resisting for now.

Well, it requires you to put Tribal on the card, so that's a lot of harm

Nah, that's a bug in the comprules.

Well, if it's got a creature type, it's gotta be a creature. So what's its P/T?

It's got a type (Artifact) and a subtype (Dragon). Not a creature. The artificial distinction "Oh, these subtypes only go on creatures" is a silly one, which I am willfully ignoring.