­Moss Monster + Raham, Eternal Scupltor

I got a vanilla common! Quite a big one. And... a legendary dragon that archeologises for you when it hits things.

Well, I don't think I can square the circle of "A legendary vanilla common". I mean, I could just slap "legendary" on a bear and call it a day - but what kind of a monster would do that? (And why are they always White?)

So I guess we have a monster that returns vanilla creatures to play.

Lots of ways we could do that, but I'm in an un-mood. We'll take the creature, and leave the textbox behind. LEt's make it 'damage' instead of the more normal 'combat damage' so that you can do silly self-harm tricks with it.

Reanimations with no text box? Obviously, it's a necromancer who cannot read. The name makes itself.

In honour of the source cards, we'll make it meaty - which helps not need any extra evasion tricks, since you can just risk attacking. Obviously a rare. Also obviously black.

What is the graveyard going to do with extra text boxes? Well, I think there's probably some bonkers card that animates it giving it P/T of the number of creature cards in it. That would be fun.

Mana cost... feels like a four.

And I'd like to take a moment to gloat over the wording "Return most of a card to play".

Lol