­Spiritual Focus + Application Error. Huh, try again. Ironman

Do not force me to discard, and equipment grants flying and fling.

Do not force me to fly? What would a card "Don't fly me, bro" even do? I guess there's gravity bond, and the enchant world? But those make other things fly.

A creature, that when equipped, prevents discard? Feels kinda meh. A creature that when you discard, gains stuff? Now we're cooking.

I replaced the equipment fling ability with 'fight' since it seems more natural. And I accidentally put it in between the flight and the UEOT. And the resulting construciton amuses me. So don't complain about that, I know "Fight ueot" is meaningless; it's a typo but it's funny.

I think this deserves keywording. It's kinda 'madness', but it's an activation on a permanent instead of from hand. So sure, envision a set where discarding is a thing you often do to yourself; and the opponent fears doing to you, and that isn't a terrible set so that "Discard all cards for no advantage so I'm hellbent now" doesn't become a thing again.

Size-wise, this probably wants to be middling; enough that there's stuff for it to fight, and be a bit annoying while evasive - but not big enough to be dominating without a bit more work.

Can't be common, doens't need to be rare. Like almost every other card, it's an uncommon. Creaturewise - I want something that slips out into the air and divebombs people. From your MIND. That would, be, uh... Oh heck with it, it's an insane imaginary thing. Snorkack. It's the pottery beeble.

Is it blue? Is it green? Green. Costing about 4 for a 3/3 I think? Yeah, below the curve unless you can discard - but repeatable fight if you can? Potentially above the curve.