­Nut Collector + Spectral Galleon

Squirrel lord! And a ghostly pirate ship!

Interesting ability of "Nope, you can destroy me, but otherwise I stay in play". Stability.

And the squirrel lord makes a squirrel every turn; and all squirrels are 3/3 instead of 1/1.

So. Unremovable squirrels? That sounds supremely annoying. Let's do that. Maybe... flicker? And cool! It's a nice short card-text to do it, too.

I feel such a card ashould probably come with at least one squill to use its ability on. Can't really assume squill-tribal is big enough to permit a pure-support card. I don't want to sully the purity of my text box though; so best thing to do is make this a squill of its own.

The ability is a lord, doesn't need to exist in multiples; obviously needs to be rare - so it could be a legend. Should it be? Aw man, a squill commander. Who can unsummon all your squills. And sure, why not - there's obviously demand for such.

From the sources, squirrels are 3/3 (well, have +2/+2 but), so there's the size. So this should probably cost about 3 or 4? We'll go for a more-green-3.

Flavour we'll go with squills can't be kept away from bird feeders. Image would be one of those assault courses; with a giant spectral squirrel standing behind it, arms crossed.