CardName: New New World Order
Cost: {2}{W}{W}
Type: Legendary Sorcery
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Exile all creatures that have an activated ability.
Flavour Text: Eight words. Could do better.
Set/Rarity: Community Mashup Set Rare
New New World Order
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Legendary Sorcery
Exile all creatures that have an activated ability.
Windreaver + Holy Crusade
Destroy all big creatures; and a really fiddly creature.
Solution? Destroy all fiddly creatures. Making it legendary because whle I hate the new tech, this does seem like the kind of place to show it off.
And we can give it a suitably ironic name.