Each player puts a 1/1 red weird creature token onto the battlefield for each creature their opponents control. Each of them deals 1 damage to target creature of their controller's choice.
Through the portal, and past the ords, one must be convlutious. For when you glard the Uthgidard, the yeagles will be crucious.
See Challenge # 158.
No idea how this is going to play out, but I wanted the idea of falling through a portal into a crowd of vicious attacking little things that are very surreal.