+2 Pay up to 2 life. Draw that many cards and each opponent gains that much life.
-3 Until your next turn, creatures you control have "

: Exile this creature, then return it to the battlefield tapped."
-5 Each opponent pays 5 life or skips their next turn.
See Challenge # 150.
I'm sorry, and I know this shouldn't be my takeaway from your card... but my manager's name is Derek, and this card made me giggle.