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CardName: Elvish Crotch Thrust Cost: {G} Type: Tribal Instant - Elf Pow/Tgh: / Rules Text: Choose one: Put a +1/+1 count on target creature, or until end of turn you may sacrifice a creature to add {G} to your mana pool. Flavour Text: Uh huh hu. Uh huh hu! Awww yeahhh. Set/Rarity: Community Mashup Set Common

Elvish Crotch Thrust
{g}
 
 C 
Tribal Instant – Elf
Choose one:
Put a +1/+1 count on target creature, or until end of turn you may sacrifice a creature to add {g} to your mana pool.
Uh huh hu.
Uh huh hu!
Awww yeahhh.
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Updated on 14 May 2014 by Vitenka

History:

2014-05-14 08:06:00: Vitenka created and commented on the card Elvish Crotch Thrust
on 14 May 2014 by Vitenka:

­Hellhole Flailer + Stone Golem (Which is a reprint of course)

Your choice of 4/3 that can't block or 3/2 that can sacrifice itself to be unblocked. (You know what I mean)

And an efficient stompy vanilla artifact. For a golem tribal deck.

Amusingly - they both have basically the same art. "Look at me! Elvis crotch thrust!"

Welll, um, that wasn't where I was expecting the mash to go; but now I need to get this thought out of my head.

2014-05-14 08:09:49: Vitenka edited Elvish Crotch Thrust:

make tribal - nowit's actually a mechanics mash too

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