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CardName: Sickly Mastodon Cost: {2}{W} Type: Creature - Elephant Pow/Tgh: 1/3 Rules Text: Trample When Sickly Mastodon dies, you may have it destroy target wall. Flavour Text: One man cried out: "Ah! An elephant is much like the hell of explosive flatulence!", but the other men had already fled. Set/Rarity: Community Mashup Set Common

Sickly Mastodon
{2}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Elephant
Trample
When Sickly Mastodon dies, you may have it destroy target wall.
One man cried out: "Ah! An elephant is much like the hell of explosive flatulence!", but the other men had already fled.
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Created on 24 Jun 2013 by Vitenka

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2013-06-24 14:46:39: Vitenka created the card Sickly Mastodon
on 24 Jun 2013 by Vitenka:

­Sickly Pastor + Siege Mastodon

Well, there's a horrific name mash, just staring you in the face, daring me to make it.

So yeah, ok, let's do that.

on 24 Jun 2013 by Alex:

Not Master Pastor?

Or Pasta Masta?

on 24 Jun 2013 by Vitenka:

Yeah, couldn't do anything silly now, could I?

Though I did nearly go with "A wise man knows not to stand in front of an elephant; a wiser man knows to not to be in the presence of one at all."

on 24 Jun 2013 by Link:

Oddly, I don't think this should be white. It seems quite red.

on 24 Jun 2013 by Vitenka:

Yeah, wall destruction is red. As is goblin-style humour.

But I'm justifying it as a white elephant, because terrible puns are also red. Or something.

on 24 Jun 2013 by Link:

Oh. White elephant. Is that why elephants are white?

on 24 Jun 2013 by Vitenka:

I can only presume so. Though mammoth's are green.

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