Eww. A card that wants to live in two parts of the battlefield simultaneously - the land pile and attached to a creature. Looks like it'll have the same logistical problems as soulbond but more so.

I assume you can't play this unless there's a creature to put it onto?

That's correct, and perhaps it's enough of a drawback to let it arrive untapped, or make it Dual land.

I think it's enough complexity that development would throw up their hands and print Llanowar Reborn instead.

(I do get that this is different, and kinda interesting)

Also it's an aura that taps, even though people usually tap their auras when they tap the creatures. This will never be played right

Am I just the only person who doesn't do that? I've literally never done it. Haha